Ccl3 - The Game

[Longshanks]

I the song plays, but seems to keep getting stuck on:

"...we're gonna get nasty baby*skrit*we're gonna get nasty baby*skrit*we're gonna get nasty baby..."

Idaho kicks the player and it continues normally.

[pixiness]

walking toward H

I heard that Idaho! I'm just trying to keep you alive!

[sabin26]

I

Hey Pixi that doesn't sound like a bad idea.......I think maybe I'll even run upstairs knowing full well that that isn't the best place to run from a manaic with a butcherknife.......or some **** like that. Well I think I'm off to the pool.

*Grabs another full bottle of Captain* Anyone care to joing me?

*starts proceeding to D*

[IdahoMR2man]

I

Bah! Don't sweat it Mike. She's just paranoid. Ain't nothing bad gonna happen here.

*eyes Iben*
Just good things...

[Iben]

I

*still wearing her swimsuit, Iben decides to head home to change into some decent clothes and perhaps some high heels, perhaps she'll take the road through the woods on her way home..* ;) :p

heads to E

[Kris Hodgson]

H

Wait for me Pixi. Mind if I spend the night at your place? I don't feel like camping tonight for some reason.

[IdahoMR2man]

I

Well snap. E'erbody left. Guess I'll hang out with Sabin.

*makes for D*

[PsychoMike]

I

*since everyone left decides to go to THE CURTIS HEALTH FARM AND SPA (N). Takes shortcut through RAMI WOODS (M).

[IdahoMR2man]

D

*Chills out with Sabin, waiting for people to get something together*

[Sparhawk]

D

Yeah, I guess I'll head back to the pool too. That floaty-chair and I have unfinished business.

[sabin26]

D

*Tosses Sparhawk and Idaho a bottle of Captain* See I knew I put a case of Captain here for emergencies.

*looks around*

Hey where all the females go?

[Longshanks]

As PsychoMike enters the woods (M) - he's struck by just hw damn nice it is here. The birds are singing in the trees, the sunlight filters down through the canopy of leaves above to dapple the floor below. Perfect place to hang a hammock. PM wanders along the path soaking up Mother Nature until a glint off in the bushes catches his eye. He steps off the path to invstigate. Pulling aside the bushes he discovers what looks like an old carousel horse from a fairground ride. Odd.

Exploring further into the woods PM soon comes across a battered old sheet of metal, it looks like it was once a sign, the letters 'R.m.. .an...ti.al F....ir' can barely be made out.

Something catches his eye and he looks up. Off in the woods, what looks like a red balloon, floats through the trees.

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Pixi and Iben I think are getting dressed. Might be awhile before we hear from them. Girls ya know. Thanks for the rum, chum!

[Sparhawk]

D

Mmmm rum.

*hops back aboard floaty-chair and paddles out to the deep-end*

Ahhh back to maxin and relaxin.

*lights a smoke*

[IdahoMR2man]

D

No kidding...Why the hell is everyone traipsing off in the woods when we've got sun, a pool, and rum???

[sabin26]

D

*shrugs* I have no idea *takes chug of Captain* No problem on the rum Idaho I gots plenty

Hey Sparkhawk.......*grabs wet "gutter ball"* catch *throws it at Sparkhark*

[Sparhawk]

D

WTF is a "gutter ball".

*catches "gutter ball" and throws it at the pool pump*

Stupid pump! Idaho, Sabin, throw on your waterwings and come get wet ya' nancies!

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Cannonball!!!!

*splash*

[Sparhawk]

D

Hmmm I wonder what time it is?

[sabin26]

D

It's time for a Rum drinking contest........who's in?

[Longshanks]

Late afternoon I guess.

Meanwhile - back at M PsychoMike heads off deeper into the woods in persuit of the elusive red balloon, almost as if he's no longer in control of his own actions.

It's not long before he realises he's deep in the, now dark woods. And apparently lost.

[pixiness]

H

:: arrives at her front door with Kris and takes out about 20 keys she has on a chain around her neck ::

I'd make you copies - but the hardware store doesn't seem to be open

:: unlocks the 2 locks on front door ::

Kris: Why all the other keys?

Pixi: To confuse anyone who steals this chain from me

:: kris rolls his eyes as the enter the house - meanwhile a delivery truck arrives in the driveway ::

[PsychoMike]

M

"I really wish I never came in here alone stupid, stupid me"

[pixiness]

H

::: turns on radio and hears 99 Luft Balloons - at the same time a red balloon can be spotted in the distance ::: ;)

See Kris - I TOLD you this place was creepy!

[sabin26]

D

Hey anybody know where PsychoMike went off to?

[PsychoMike]

M

*Stops and listens to what is around, faintly hears the song 99 Luft Balloons follows the music out of the woods and arrives at Pixi's house (H)*

[Sparhawk]

D

Hey, Sabin! Drinkin' rum sounds good.

*climbs out of pool and turns on poolside radio. 99 Luft baloons is playing*

Ugh, Nena, creepy. I think Mike went walkabout.

[dr_evil]

D

So whats going on?

[sabin26]

D

*tosses the doc a bottle of Captain* We're bout ready to have a rum drinking contest....care to join?

Damn to bad.....Psycho is going to be missing out on watching me chug Captain like Belushi did to Jack in Animal House.

[PsychoMike]

D

*Heads to the pool*

Tells the guys about what he saw in the woods over a bottle of rum.

[pixiness]

driveway of H

:: Pixi signs for her guard dogs as Mike walks up the drive ::

Hey Kris!!!!! Could you frisk our visitor please? (Mike runs away at the very thought!)

:: takes the dogs in the house, all are vicious hounds from hell that seem to adore pixi in every way, probably because of the way she talks to them ::

Who's my precious widdle killer of homicidal maniacs? Yes you is... Yes you is. I think I'll name you Bloodlust (the pitbull), You gnasher (the german shepherd) and will call you (the lhasa apso) evil squishy, and you will be all mine and you will be my evil squishy ;)

[Sparhawk]

D

Hey Doc. It's been a crazy day. Iben was attacked by a fridge this morning. Kris and Idaho rescued her and when we opened the fridge there was beer in it!

We've been drinking ever since!

Oh yeah. There was also the skeletal remains of a red-head that we think may be the old-Iben that ,legend has it,was brutally murdered here years ago.

[dr_evil]

D

well okay *takes captain*

[Kris Hodgson]

H

These attack dogs are loyal to me too, right? Pretty please. Anyway, seeing as it's Tuesday, I proclaim this NAKED TUESDAY!

:: strips ::

[Longshanks]

Kris comes to a grinding halt in mid strip, just as his pants are around his ankles.

Slow dawning horror crosses hs face.

Hungry attack dogs.

VERY hungry attack dogs.

Kris naked in front of VERY hungry attack dogs.

Kris' weener looks like sausage to VERY hungry attack dogs.

*Low growl*

Kris backs off slowly - v.e.r.y. s.l.o.w.l.y.

[pixiness]

H

I suppose they'd be loyal to you - lemme try something...

Kris Friend - Kris Good!

:: the lhasa apso charges for Kris's exposed weiner ::

BAD SQUISHY! BAD SQUISHY! Kris FRIEND, KRIS Good

:: all the dogs go and sniff his crotch and decide he's relatively harmless - squishy the apso growls at him menacingly though :: ;)

[sabin26]

D

Aight everybody ready...........One, Two,....Go *starts chuggin down Captain like there's no tomorrow*

[Kris Hodgson]

H

I guess I'll just put this back in my pants then.......for now.

[Kitty]

B

*Kitty walked around the cheap little motel, slightly remembering the movie Psycho. Her watch beeped as she made her way to the elevator.*

Kitty: Looks like it's time for me to take a cat nap.

*Kitty went back down to her room, bored, as she lied on her bed and fell to sleep.*

(bit busy, hope to post later on today, if not, then i decided to take a few more cat naps :p)

[IdahoMR2man]

D
*Finally emerges from monster cannonball.*

Sorry. I found a junior bacon cheeseburger and 5 chicken nuggets on the bottom of the pool. Plus my bank is down there so I made my car payment.

[sabin26]

D

*tosses another bottle of Captain at Idaho and stops chugging* You're a little behind I'm working on my second bottle. *starts chugging second bottle*....................damn I'm a drunk

[Sparhawk]

D

Keep 'em coming...urp!

*goes shot for shot with Sabin, throwing each empty shot glass @ the pool pump with keen accuracy*

Stupid pool pump, buzz @ me will 'ya.

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
D
*Finally emerges from monster cannonball.*

Sorry. I found a junior bacon cheeseburger and 5 chicken nuggets on the bottom of the pool. Plus my bank is down there so I made my car payment.

Idaho has either found an alternate universe and fastfood takeaway - or he's been eating Smokie's 'shrooms ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Or he was explaining why he hasn't posted in the last hour....
*drinks rum*
Dook, dook, dook, dook..

[Longshanks]

*As the guys relax in the pool and the alcohol flows freely, they at first fail to notice the fish emerging from one of the water pump vents..then another...and another. The first hint that the pool is filling up with piranha's is the nip on Sparhawks' toe. He looks down to see about 10 of the little buggers swimming around beneath the surface, and more are coing out of the vents as he watches.

http://www.oceancommotion.com/images/piranah.jpg

*Sparhawk* - "Errr, guys?..."

[Sparhawk]

D

OUCH!! Something bit me.

*jumps back from poolside*

What the hell......?

[sabin26]

D

Dude Sparhawk man what the hell did you do to the pump? There's piranahs all over the place......quick toss the booze. Idaho grab something we can help take Sparhawk outs of the pool.

[IdahoMR2man]

D

What about me????

*swims like the dickens to get out the pool*

[sabin26]

D

Dude I gots to do everything....*goes and grabs the long cleaning pole for the pool* Quick grab the end of it dude I'll pull you out.

[Longshanks]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m3/piranha-a.jpg

[Sparhawk]

D

*helps Sabin haul Idaho's damp ass out of the pool*

What the hell is going on?

[JBond]

F

*wakes up*

*Yaaaaaawn* ....geez, everyone's so busy already...kind of makes you want to wake up and get with it.....

*falls back asleep*

[pixiness]

H

Time to settle in for a nice hot bubblebath...

:: walks upstairs, strips and gets in tub, making sure to lock bathroom door behind her. Gnasher, Bloodlust and Evil Squishy are all in the bathroom with her - none of them have been fed ::

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Phew. Thanks guys. That was like, totally weird and stuff. I didn't know there were piranhas in this part of the world. Perhaps....

[TyRoss]

(Meanwhile on Televisions everywhere an advert is playing)

The picture at first is a building in a forest which seems strangely familiar. Watching people quickly realise that it's the health spa over in the forest. A voice over starts...

Voice Over: You've just had a great day at CryStal Lake Resort. Swimming, Hiking, Running... lots of Running. And now you just need a break from it all. Why not come up to The JL Curtis Health Spa.

The picture changes to show various shots of the interior of the spa. Mud baths, saunas, and various other luxurys are all being used to the relief and pleasure of the actors in the advert. Miss JL Curtis then walks into the camera shot.

JL Curtis: Hi there. You all know me I'm JL Curtis star of many a motion picture and now owner of this fine health spa right here at CryStal Lake. I hope you'll all take the time while you're here to relax a little with us. Our professional attendants will be here for your every need, from mud facials to massages. And as a special treat for our first few days open I'll be greeting every guest personally. So come relax a little with us. After all at the JL Curtis health spa our motto is "If you're still stiff after we're done, you must be dead".

[Kris Hodgson]

H

I can't live with these bloodthirsty dogs any more! I'm out.
:: starts walking ::

[sabin26]

D

I think the weirdest thing is how in the hell did they even gets into the pool *stratches head* Hey you think this is supposed to be a distraction or something........you know like to divert us from something worst........cause *takes chug of Captain* I gets that feeling right about now.

[Sparhawk]

D

Man, this vacation is off to a psyco start.

First a killer lake-fridge, than rabid goldfish, man I need a band-aid.

*heads to K *

Better put some bactine on it to, I'd hate to DIE from some freak infection.

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Hmmm...you know after the whack day I've had, I think a good massage might be a good plan. Later bros. Thanks for the rum and the live saving pool pull out.

*heads for N using the M shortcut*

[Kris Hodgson]

M

Hey Idaho, mind if I join you? Pixi's dogs were pissing me off. I need a massage.

[IdahoMR2man]

M

You bet brotha. Maybe wacky hijinks will ensue.

[cg124]

I

*Yawn* "man i slept for a long time"

[cg124]

D

*heads to pool for a swim*

[TyRoss]

*cg124 gets to the pool and sees the fish inside*

CG: Ooooooh fishies

*He is about to jump in when he notices that these particular fish seem to be eagerly awaiting his dive into the pool*

CG: Ummmmm.... that's just..... freaky.....

(Perhaps I may suggest the lake ;))

[IdahoMR2man]

N

That's weird. Not a darn thing happened to Kris and I on our way here....

*finds hottest masseuse*

[TyRoss]

(As Kris and Idaho enter the Spa JL Curtis comes up)

JL Curtis: Good Afternoon gentlemen and welcome. I hope you find the spa relaxing. I'm sure that a couple of fine men like yourselves will appreciate all that we have to offer. If you need anything in particular please dont hesitate to ask. In the meantime our lovely attendants Bambi and Lola will be happy to relax you with a nice massage.

(Two scantily clad beautiful women come and lead Idaho and Kris off)

[IdahoMR2man]

N

Jackpot.

[pixiness]

H

:: pixi gets out of the tub, making sure to stand on the anti-slip grips on the tile as she dries off ::

Okay - time to get dressed and see what's on TV

I wonder what Iben's up to?

[Kris Hodgson]

N

Although this seems great, my skeptical nature makes me think that all is not what it seems.....

[IdahoMR2man]

N

Bah! Enjoy your life! What can happen? JL Curtis is the owner? She's safe. No psychos looking for her or ANYthing.

[southern]

S
well i'm all toasty brown

heads back to G

[TyRoss]

(Bambi and Lola finish Kris and Idaho's massage)

Bambi: Well boys why don't you go relax elsewhere while we take our break and we'll give you another massage later.






(The TV is currently showing a documentary on the making of Freddy vs. Jason)

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
N

Bah! Enjoy your life! What can happen? JL Curtis is the owner? She's safe. No psychos looking for her or ANYthing.

N

Yeah, you're right. We all have to die sometime, right?

[IdahoMR2man]

N

Exactly. Well massages are over. I'm gonna go chill in the hot tub. Fortunately I was smart enough to bring some of Sabin's rum!

[Kris Hodgson]

N

Alright, I'm going to see if I can score some dope somewhere.

[IdahoMR2man]

N
Cuz they have buddha at a health spa....

[Kris Hodgson]

N

That JL Curtis looks like a stoner. I'll go ask her.

[southern]

N
i want a mud bath:)

[IdahoMR2man]

N

Alright Kris, but you'd best hook that up, cuz if I get fragged I'll at least want to have a good share of doobage in my blood.

[Sparhawk]

K

Ah well. It's been a long day. Time for some shut-eye. Good-night campers.

[cg124]

K

*goes to lake for swim* "Woah thats cold!" *gets out and heads back to I.

[Iben]

E

*Iben realizes it's getting pretty late and pretty dark outside so she decides to stay home for the night. she's a little paranoid because of the skeleton they found in the fridge earlier that day. It reminded her of a story she'd heard once about a group of young people who went to a lake for a holiday, but got slaughtered one by one.
Iben checks under the bed and locks all her doors and windows before going to bed*

[IdahoMR2man]

N

Oh snap!

*windsprints to Iben's place, pounds on door*

Can I stay here? With you? Alone? And these cuccumbers? And this Orifice Intruder 2000 (tm)? I really don't feel like sleeping next to that fridge tonight.

[Iben]

E

*goes to check who's at the door (figures that killers won't knock on the door) when she sees it's just Idaho she lets him, it's always better to be two*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Cha-ching! Except I'm not quite ready for bed. Can I come back in say an hour and a half?

[Kris Hodgson]

N

NO WAY! I just found this big bag of grass, right here on the floor. Ask and you shall recieve. Think it's safe to smoke?

:: Heads to Iben's Place (E) to try out the mystery smoke. ::

[Iben]

E

*Kris arrives with the grass, Iben turns to Idaho "sure you wanna leave now?"*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Hells no! (pretend smoking weed sucks)

[Kris Hodgson]

E

:: starts to roll the biggest joint ever created ::

I don't know how good this stuff is, so we better smoke alot just to make sure.

[Iben]

E

::Kris lights the joint and the three pass it back and forth between them::

*Iben starts feeling relaxed yet giddy*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Holy bongwater Batman. That's the biggest joint EVER!!!! I'm gonna nickname Kris Mr. Nice Guy.

[cg124]

E

*trys some of the joint.* "This tastes like clorine"

[Iben]

E

*thinks to herself that she was about to go to bed and now her house is full of people getting high..this is a great place!*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Who let the young'un in?

[Longshanks]

[CAMERA POV ; LOOKING THROUGH THE CURTAINS INTO E. WE CAN SEE A BUNCH OF STUDENT TYPES GETTING STONED AND CARELESS. THE MUSIC CHANGES TO A MORE SINISTER TONE. IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY, IT SOUNDS LIKE "KILLKILLKILL...NOWNOWNOW" ]

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale....

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
E

Who let the young'un in? E

someone must've forgot to lock the door. *Iben goes to lock the door, but as she stands in the doorway she hears some noises in the bushes outside, she quickly closes the door and locks it.*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Pass to doochie 'pon da left 'and side.

[Longshanks]

[POV - IBEN'S FRONT DOOR AS IT CLOSES. THE CAMERA RUSHES IN. CLOSER...CLOSER STILL! ...ALMOST THERE!!!!...IT SHUTS.
CAMERA PULLS BACK WITH AN UNEARTHLY GROAN OF DISAPPOINTMENT]

[southern]

heads to G
time for a little fun under the sheets...........need my chimp first

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Make my bud the chronic I want to get Fed up

[Longshanks]

WORD ;)

[smokiechimp]

Q

*Takes a nap on top of a duey crypt whilst stairing into space trying to make rude pictures from the stars.*

If dead people are safe here then maybe it goes the same for live ones! :D

[ambrosia]

E

Heads over to E camp, after faintly hearing what she could only describe as another Marilyn Manson remix.

"KillKillKill...NowNowNow..."

"Yep." She says to herself in a feined texan voice. "The devil has come to these parts."

*Joins in the party*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

I want to get high......so high....

[TyRoss]

(At the door of Cabin E another knock is heard. A loud thundering knock which shakes the house. Iben cautously peeks out the door. Standing there is an old man. His white straggly hair disheveled. He is dressed in ragged clothing and smells strongly of booze)

Old Man: You kids today are so mindless of what's goin' on around ya. Just keep goin' with yer drinkin' and yer smokin and other tomfoolery. It'll all end badly I tells ya. Mark my words it'll all end badly.

(The old man shuffles off leaving a bewildered Iben standing at the door.... a few seconds later he comes back)

Old Man: I don't suppose you could direct me to Cabin I could ya?

(Iben points and the Old Man shuffles off again)

[ambrosia]

E

"Does anybody here have any concerned grandparents we should be aware of?"

;)

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Did you see that guy's hat?!?! BWAHAHAHA....
*laughs for like 5 minutes*

[smokiechimp]

Q

Won't someone come play with me? I have plenty of shrooms to go around.

[southern]

G
*takes a shower*

[Iben]

E

*Iben tries to tell the others about the old man, but it results in a laughing fit*

[Rogue]

F

*wanders around half asleep*

Hmm..where is everyone?

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*finishes laughing.....starts again*

[ambrosia]

E

*Watches everybody laugh*

Hah? Hey? Who? What? Bahhh.... *Finds something to drink.*

[Iben]

E

*rolls around on the floor, starts to get cramps from laughing*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*Rolls onto back to laugh, stops laughing, stares at ceiling*

If you squint your eyes and look to the left, I swear you can see Elvis kissing Barbara Walters in your ceiling.

[Mr.Matinee]

I
*Wakes up(I'm a late sleeper)Heads over to Yacht Club,takes a boat over to L*

[Iben]

E

*wonders if it's too much of an effort to kick everyone out of the house before turning to bed*

[cg124]

E

"Have you guys ever noticed that ass is in the word assh*le. Amazing." *Takes another puff*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Alright.. booty time. You ain't got to go home, butcha can't stay here. So get out!

[Iben]

E

you heard the man, everyone out the house!

[cg124]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
E

Alright.. booty time. You ain't got to go home, butcha can't stay here. So get out!
E

"what?"

[cg124]

I

*Leaves E and runs back to I.Locks door*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Well that takes care of that. Kris and Ambrosia are already gone. It's booty time!!!

*closes bedroom door, locks it, locks all windows*

[Iben]

E

*gets under the covers with Idaho*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*does stuff and then falls asleep*

[Mr.Matinee]

L

*Sits downand begins to whittle a twig...*

[southern]

G
*gets in bed*

[smokiechimp]

Q

Awww! I'll just play with myself shall I

*Falls asleep on top of his warm fusty crypt*

[TyRoss]

JL Curtis locks up the health spa for the night and begins the long trek back to her room in the Baites Motel. She walks nervously, trying to seem casual but making frequent glances around. She passes through the woods withount incident (miraculously) and starts up the main street past the cabins. The deserted pathways take on an eerie light as the cloudcover lifts for a few moments bathing the avenue in moonlight. JL hears a rustling off to her right. Startled, she jumps a bit and backs away from the noise. A few moments later the old man stumbles out of a thicket cackling to himself.

Old Man: It'll all end bad I tells ya. Just you wait and see. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

As the old mans laughter fades into the night air JL picks up her pace a little. The air around her almost seems to be breathing down her back. An unatural tension in the air. Almost running she quickly passes the cabins, not stopping until she reaches the front of the Motel. She finally stops there to catch her breath. Leaning up against the wall by her room window her chest heaving with every staccato, life giving gasp.



A gloved hand shoots out of her room window. Grasping for her but finding only her shirt. Which rips off as she runs away from the motel and into the small thicket of trees across the road. She pauses there only for a moment to look back at her room. What she sees chills her blood. A large male stands there dressed in a blue jumpsuit and white facemask. In one hand he holds a large butchers knife, in the other a hatchet. Withount seeming to even see her he still advances towards the woods.

The now topless JL runs through the woods franticly searching for some kind of safety. Finally she climbs a tree and hides, hoping her killer will pass her by. She sees the man pass below her, his vacant eyes searching the woods. He passes on withount seeming to notice her. Breathing a sigh of relief JL begins to climb down. But just as she's about to jump to the ground she sees the would be killer staring at her. Franticly she begins climbing the tree once again. But as she climbs she starts hearing a chopping. Looking down, she sees the killer is chopping down the tree with his hatchet.

JL reaches the top and has no where left to go. Looking about in desperation she sees another tree not far off. Looking dubiously at the distance she is unsure of wether she can jump it. But she feels the vibrations of the mans hatchet against the tree trunk and realises she has no choice. She stadies herself against the trunk of the tree for a moment, closes her eyes, takes a few deep breaths and.......




recieves a well thrown butchers knife in the ankle. The knife penetrates straight through JL's leg and burrows deep into the tree. Franticly she begins trying to pull it out but to no avail. And after a few moments the tree begins to tip and she knows that her time is up.

Haning screaming onto the trunk of the tree she rides it down as it crashes into the fences and benches of the deserted pool area. As the tree hits JL looses her grip and half falls.... right into the pihranna filled pool. The beasts instantly begin to feed as JL is held by her impaled leg to the tree and dangled in the pool. After several seconds the thrashing subsides leaving a bloody stain to the pool and a leg held to a tree with a butchers knife.


When inspected later it is shown that the knife has three words carved into the handle....

"So it begins"



(Cards of Doom are now in play first one to be drawn later)


http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/violent/dark2.gif

[southern]

heads toward M
time for a midnight stroll

*hears something a promply hauls ass back to G*

[Link]

F

*Wakes up*

Phone Call

Link: Hello? Who is this? Oh. Yeah, what do you want? A murder? Who was it? Ahh..JL Curtis.....never heard of him. Do I care? Let me think...NO!

Hangs up phone, and gets ready to head outside.

Goes over to Boat Dock, and approaches the small boat

Boat Rider: Ye, riding?

Link: Um, yes.

Boat Rider: Ye, heard of a murder?

Link: Yeah, I did.

Boat Rider: Ye?

Link: Yeah.

Boat Rider: Ye, be able to ride. But don't expect to get a ride off until an hour or so. So make the use of it, argh.

Link: Stop that.

Boat Rider: Yeah, alright man it's just a gimmick for these stupid teenagers ya dig?

Link: Just shut the hell up and get me on the Island.

Boat Rider: Fine.

While on the Island

Link gets off the boat and goes wandering.

Link: Oooh, wasn't this supposed to be a burial place? I guess I'll go smoke marijuana over here! Yipee!

Boat Rider: Moron..

[Mr.Matinee]

L

*Sees Link smoking pot*
So much for peace in quiet..
*Takes boat back to Yacht Club;While wallking back to house,sees tree and something that looks little bits of meat in the pool*
Well,the janitors will be pissed about that!
*Heads back to I*

[Link]

L

This pot isn't even the real stuff! That Hodgson bastard ripped me off!

[Mr.Matinee]

I
*Hears Link cursing out Kris*
I wonder if he'll find the real pot...
*Sees a shadowy blue figure with white face outside house,goes for hidden switchblade.Walks outside*
Stupid drunk frat kids..
*Walks back inside*

[PsychoMike]

B

*Asleep early in bed at motel*

[Rogue]

F

*heads to the shower* I'm in the mood for a hot shower.

[ambrosia]

L- OLD VOORHEES ISLAND

*Decides to go on a late night trip over the lake to Vorhees Island to see the gravesite of another one of the 'questionable' dead.

[Longshanks]

B

PsychoMike settles down in his motel room to chug a couple of beers and flick through the channels on the TV in the hope that he may find some porn.

*flick*
"Aww crap, 'Dukes of Hazard the Movie'"
*flick*
"Bugger, 'Heavens' Gate'"
*flick*
"Wha! "Joan Collins in 'The Stud 2003 - The Comeback' NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
*flick*
*flick*
*flick*
"Ah ha! A horror movie - no, my mistake, 'Scream 4' - what the hell, maybe Campbell will do a swimsuit scene this time"

*Settles down to watch. The screen shows a hooded figure stalking the streets of a typical US holiday resort. A long glistening knife is held in it's gloved hand.*

"Right - this is the business - time to see some gore!"

*Cracks open another beer and turns the lights down low. The scene on the screen shows the figure moving along the side of a house, testing the windows and doors, the knife scraping along the walls as it moves. Inside one of the buildings we can hear the sounds of a couple of kids making out*

"Yeah - here comes the money shot"

*The figure stops, turns to face the camera. It's a hockey mask rather than the usual Scream mask.*

"Hey! Maybe it's a crossover! Sweet man! Go get that lame-ass scream killer"

*The figure slowly shakes it's head, and wags a finger in a negative sign, it turns round and runs back up the street, bypassing all the houses and arriving outside what looks like a motel*

"Wow! A 3-way Scream/Friday 13th/Psycho cross-over! Those guys in Hollywood are never short of ideas!"

*The figure is stalking around the side of the motel, looking for windows. It finds one half open. Inside the motel room we can hear the noise of the TV. Someone is home.*

"Maybe it's Courtney Cox in the shower! Hope she doesn't have that crappy mullet haircut she had in the 3rd film."

*The figure open's the window with a long slow squeal*

"Wow - the sound system on this TV's really good - sounds like Surround Sound!"

*The figure is climbing through the window, we see it's the bathroom, inside the shower curtain to be exact*

"Yeah! Shower scene! It's GOTTA be Campbell gonna come in for a shower! Bingo!"

*The figure is now standing in the bath, the shower curtain pulled around it. It's waiting. There's an Ad break, it's for the Curtis Health farm again*

"Awww damnit! Time to take a leak before the main show, these beers are really strainin' the old bladder."

*PsychoMike get's up and walks over to the bathroom door.*

"Hey, Mr Psycho - you in there?" *Laughs* "No you're not, cos the real Psycho's out here!" *laughs evil laugh* "Man I'm good"

*Open's the door and walks into the bathroom. It's a small room, with a toilet, a sink and a bath with a pull-round shower curtain. The curtain is pulled round*

"Oooo - soo exciting!"

*Starts humming the theme to Scooby Doo while he takes a leak. Out of the corner of his eye he notices the curtain move*

"Musta left the window open. Better close it - don't want anyone hearing the old PM gettin' frisky with it."

*PsychoMike zips up and turns to the shower curtain. He's still humming the Scooby music*

"Hey, Mr Killer, you waitin' for me in there?" *Puts on girly voice* "Cos' lil old Neve is here wearing nothin' but a skimpy lil towel and is bound to throw up her hands in horror when she pulls back the curtain" *snikers to himself* "Bingo - Booby shot!"

*Reaches for the shower curtain*

"Please be gentle with me Mr Killer Sir"

*Pulls back the curtain. There's a black hooded figure standing there wearing a hockey mask and holding a large knife*

"NO"

"Aww. Crap"

*The figure stabs PsychoMike through the curtain. There is a struggle, blood spatters*

[CAMERA CUTS BACK TO THE TV. THE FILM HAS STARTED AGAIN. IT SHOWS THE SCENE OF TWO FIGURES STRUGGLING IN THE BATHROOM. CU ON THE KNIFE AS IT DESCENDS AGAIN AND AGAIN. DISCORDANT VIOLIN CHORDS. THE VICTIM'S HAND GRASPS THE CURTAIN AS IT FALLS BLOODILY FORWARD INTO THE BATH. THE CURTAIN RINGS POP ONE BY ONE. CU ON THE PLUG HOLE AS BLOOD SPIRALS DOWN THE HOLE. SLOW PULL BACK TO REVEAL FULL FIGURE OF PSYCHOMIKE IN THE CLASSIC DEAD POSE. THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE. WE GLIMPSE THE FIGURE AS IT CLIMBS BACK OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW. FADE SLOWLY TO RED]

*PsychoMike lays dead in the bath, covered in cuts and blood. By his side is the shower curtain. Crudely scrawled on the curtain, in blood, is a number:

1

It's begun ;)

[Longshanks]

PsychoMike may re-enter the game as his identical twin brother if he wants. :)

[Longshanks]

L
The old island, is still and spooky at night. Crickets chirrup and twigs crack beneath your feet.

Ahead of Ambrosia, through the trees, is a small clearing - a shaft of blue moonlight illuminating it.

Ambrosia walks into the clearing. There's a broken stone slab in the centre.

She approaches the slab and pulls away the vegetation.

"Here lies J.V - for now"

"Spooky"

[ambrosia]

L

Takes photo of the grave to add to her photo album of 'The Graves of the not quite so deceased."

[smokiechimp]

Q

*Wakes up and wonders why in the hell he decided to sleep outside in a graveyard*

*Wanders around and checks out some more of the tombstones*

"Now if onlyI was a geek, I could do some rubbings" :D

[Longshanks]

Q

Chimp works the cricks out of his back, a night on the slab has done him no favours and he wonders just why he didn't go back home to spend the night with his beloved. Then he remembers the 'shrooms.

"Ah"

Oh well, guess he'd better get back and make his apologies, maybe cook a nice breakfast and bring a few flowers?
He turns to leave and suddenly notices something odd. A brand new headstone shining in the moonlight.

"Huh?"

Smokie walks over to the headstone and reads the inscription.

A cold shiver of dread runs down his spine.

HERE LIES SMOKIECHIMP. DIED SEPTEMBER 3 2003. DIED HORRIBLY

"Bugger"

He starts to run.

[Longshanks]

L

Ambrosia strolls back down to the beach. It's only then that she realises the boat she arrived in is floating out in the middle of the lake.

She's trapped.

[ambrosia]

L

*Ambrosia looks out towards the boat floating in the middle of the lake*

"Ahhh, ****."

*Not being one to swim across ominous waters at night, Ambrosia decides to try and make a camp of it for the remainder of the dark hours*

[sabin26]

D........okay proceeding to D

Damn I knew I forgots something.......I needs to grab the rest of the Captain before I make my way to the camp site.

[Longshanks]

Morning finally comes.

It's a chill and misty morning, there's a dampness in the air as it drifts off the lake.

Few people are stirring yet.

Southern awakes from a disturbed night's sleep. Dreams of dark woods and confused images of the lake.

She goes down stairs to make some tea.

There's a plain brown package lying on the mat in the hallway. Looks like the postman came early.

She picks it up and takes it into the kitchen. While she's waiting for the tea to brew she sits down and looks at the package. There's no address. She opens the package.

Inside is a video tape. There's no label on it.

"Hmmm - plain brown package. No label. I bet Smokie's been ordering porn again"

[ambrosia]

L

*Makes a break for it across the lake towards her boat, noticing strange floating masses in the meek light of dawn whose forms couldn't easily explained away as logs... Now entirely drenched from head to toe, she pulls herself up onto the boat, her teeth chattering wildly, and begins paddling back to shore.*

[Sparhawk]

K

What the.....!

*sits up quickly in bed, drenched in sweat*

Ugh! Frickin messed up dreams about fridges full of dead people and man-eating fish.

*looks about, pushes hair back from face and lights a smoke*

Oh, man. It wasn't a dream.

* heads outside to the lakefront*

[sabin26]

K

*rolls over and plants face against empty bottle of Captain* Ugh, my head hurts.....I think I drank to much yesterday *looks around at all the empty bottles* Course I don't remember drinking that much.....*walks out and sees Sparhawk* Hey Hawk you gots an extra pack of smokes?

[pixiness]

L

Um... anybody get a really bad feeling about this place? My dogs wouldn't stop barking all night - even after I fed them raw meat. Plus, there was this really creepy movie on TV, and at first I thought it was just some slasher flick, but the victim looked like Psycho Mike.

Wanna come with me and see if he's okay?

:: evil squishy, gnasher and bloodlust all growl menacingly ::

[Sparhawk]

K

Mornin, Sabin. No prob. Wouldn't dare go camping without a carton or two.

*tosses a pack to Sabin*

Who is that in the boat, paddeling like a demon?

[sabin26]

K

I haven't the foggiest idea *lights up a cigarette* Ahhh....much better. You think they could be dangerous?

[ambrosia]

K

*Pulls her boat up onto the shore and strolls up to Sparhawk and Sabin, wet, still somewhat dirt ridden from her roughing it on the island with big bags under her eyes due to the sleepless night she had.*

*Turns to Sparhawk and says* "And to think I've had vacations that have started off worse than this."

*Collapses onto the sand, falling deeply asleep.*

[Sparhawk]

K

*to Sabin* Holy Sheep Dip. What happened to her? And why is Pixi sitting in the lake with some dogs, trying to talk to us?

[sabin26]

K

*looks at Sparhawk* You think she's okay....I mean she is drenched...we should probably help her out of those wet clothes and lay her down someplace warm and dry don't you think?

*takes a drag* What do you say?

[southern]

G
*wakes up and goes downstairs*

ooo a present

*does everything else shanks says:) but makes some hot tea instead of coffee*

[Sparhawk]

K

*to Sabin* Sounds like a plan.

*shouts to Pixi (still sitting in the lake L)*

Come on in Pix - Ambrosia needs a shower, a bed and some clothes. Can she crash at your place?

[Kris Hodgson]

E

:: wakes up ::

Holy ****! That was some good weed. I've been out since yesterday at 3 pm!

:: looks over and sees Idaho and Iben ::

Jesus guys. You could have at least rolled me out of the room before you got freaky!
Anything happen last night?

[sabin26]

K

*picks up Ambrosia* Hey.......I don't think *looks again* nevermind....she gots a bra on.

*Shouts to Pixi* Yeah we could really use the help....you gots anything skimpy she can change into?

[pixiness]

K

Sorry all - must have been sleepwalking.

Sure I've got a few articles of clothing - Gnasher - FETCH!
:: the dog runs off to get clothes for ambrosia ::

Did any of you see that movie on TV last night?

::: evil squishy looks at Kris's crotch and growls :::

[Sparhawk]

K

*to Pix* There's no TV at the campsite here, but this place is so freakshow we probably should go check on Mike.

Where did he crash last night?

[sabin26]

K

What movie? I was drinking all night...........I think. Wait......was it the one with Britney, Madonna, and Christina doing the wild thing?

*nudges Sparhawk* You know what I mean...nudge, nudge, wink, wink...say no more say no more

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by southern
G

*does everything else shanks says:) but makes some hot tea instead of coffee*

Consider it changed :p ;)

[Sparhawk]

K

*to Sabin*

Now THAT movie I've seen...nudge, nudge, he looked at him knowingly, he did, he did.

[southern]

G
*gets ready and decides to go find others*

heads toward dog growling over at K

[sabin26]

K

Well I guess we are getting her out of her clothes right here *Looks at Sparhawk and then simutaneously they both shout* Hells yeah

I call tails

[Kris Hodgson]

E

I need a cigarette.

:: heads to grocery store to get some cigs (J) ::

[Longshanks]

J

Lecter's Grocery and Butcher's Store is a surprisingly old-looking building considering t5he newness of CryStal Lake resort. But the man behind the counter seems like a very nice and well-spoken Welsh man with an interest in wine and cooking.

He invites you over for dinner one night.

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*Idaho wakes up, morning music from Bugs Bunny plays, scratches parts and jumps in shower, stops jumping, turns water on and scrubs nekkid body with soap......oooooo sexy*

[sabin26]

:lol: This is the high point of his day folks

[Sparhawk]

K

Oh well. Let's bury Ambrosia and Pixi up to their heads in the sand. That should keep them safe and warm while we go look for Mike.

*digs two big holes, places Pix and Ambrosia in them and gently covers them up*

There, and the killer dogs can protect them.

We're coming Mike!!

* runs to B*

[Kris Hodgson]

J

Err.....Sorry Mr. Lector, but my schedule's full up. I'll be leaving now. Thanks for the cigs.

:: Heads over to (B) to see if anyone is at the motel ::

[sabin26]

K

Man do we have to run *lights another cigarette* I prefer waking everybody else up first.....I just gots this weird feeling somebody is missing......I know who it is......*Grabs bottle of Captain* It was the Captain.

[Longshanks]

B awaits.... ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*throws clothes on, dashes over to K*

What's up my brothers?

[Kris Hodgson]

B

Where is everybody?
:: Checks the doors ::
They all seem to be locked. Maybe someone left a bathroom window open or something.

::heads around back::

[sabin26]

K

*sees Idaho running up to meet them and tosses a beer towards him*

Not much....just chillin like a villain on a penicillin with Bob Dylan out by the BBQ grillin.....oh that and I'm bout out of Captain for some odd reason.

[IdahoMR2man]

K

That's whacked! Maybe we left a bunch at the pool. Let's go check, jigga.

[sabin26]

K

I went there last night.......I'm sure I grabbed all the cases......lets go check to make sure. *starts walking up to D with Idaho*

[Sparhawk]

B

*runs up to motel, and sees Kris going around back*

Hey, Kri....*stops mid-yell*

*to self* Why is Kris skulking around the motel? How well do I really know Kris? Better keep my guard up. Weirdness is a brewin'.

* quietly approaches the rear of the hotel and watches what Kris is up to from the bushes*

[IdahoMR2man]

D

*reaching the pool, Sabin and Idaho start looking for the Captain. They search everywhere. Finding nothing, Idaho is just about to give up when he trips over the giant tree in the way.*

Dude there's a giant tree in the way.

[sabin26]

D

Where the hell did the tree come from? *starts observing the tree* hey I think I see something....

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Hey you're right! It's a leg. I didn't know legs grew on trees. What kinda tree IS this?

[sabin26]

D

They don't *starts moving up to the leg to gets a closer look* This leg was chopped off by a buther knife.

Idaho: How do you know that

Cause it's still in the log. *tries rolling the log over so Idaho can see*

[smokiechimp]

G

*Slams open the front door*

Smokie: "Southern!? Southern!?"

*Southern comes hurtling down the stairs*

Southern: "What what is it?"

Smokie: "I'm Dead!"

Southern: "Don't be silly, now make me breakfast"

Smokie: "But the Tombstone! The Tombstone said" "here lies Smokiechimp died September 3rd 2003"

Southern: "It's probably just a coincidence"

Smokie: "Yea! Hm! How many freekin' Smokiechimp's do you know"

*Southern graps smokie and pulls him close to her shoving his head into her chest*

Southern: "Don't worry"

Smokie: "About what? What where we talking about?......ahhhhhhhh."


Southern: "Something strange is going on though I think we should go find the others"

Smokie: "Mkay"
:D

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Wow, that's a nice leg! Betcha whoever it was attached to was a hot lady probably in her 40s. She'd probably be the type to be in B horror movies when she was just starting her career. Then she'd probably catch a big break when an ex bodybuilder would star next to her in a movie about a family of spies. Then she'd probably become a spokesperson for a cell phone company. More than likely she would get tired of that and start up a health spa at a camp/resort. Wacky.

*looks in pool, sees water is red*

Did you dump the rum in the pool?

[Longshanks]

B - Kris notices one of the windows is half open. There appears to be some sort of sticky red liquid on the windowsill.

Wonder what that could be?

[Longshanks]

G - You also have mail :D

[Kris Hodgson]

B

:: touches windowsill ::

It couldn't be, could it?

:: sees Sparhawk peeking around the corner ::

Hey Sparhawk, quit screwing around and help me out here. I need a boost into this window. Something wierd is going on.

[Longshanks]

D - Idaho feels pretty smug about his deductions. He realises he's stepped in something by the poolside. He looks down.

It's gum.

On his shoe.

[Sparhawk]

B

Oh, there you are.

*climbs out of bushes*

I was looking for you.

What the hell is going on? Whose window is that? What is that red stuff?

[smokiechimp]

G


Southern: "Erm smokie! Whats this by the way?"

Smokie: "I swear Southern it's not porn! that comes on a thursday" ;)

Southern: "Well it looks kinda suspicious"

Smokie: " Well open it then!"

Southern: "It could be a bomb or something"

Smokie: "Or sweets, it could be sweets! Open It"

[Longshanks]

B - Kris and Sparhawk gingerly open the window and peer inside.

It's a bloody mess inside.

"Guess he didn't just cut himself shaving?"

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Hmmmm...gum..I hate gum.

Well looks like my super sleuth partner is idle. I guess I'll have to look into this myself.

*ties beach towel around neck for a cape*

Dun dun dun dun!!

*leaves note for Sabin that he is heading for N and to follow him*

[Sparhawk]

B

*whispers loudly into window*

Mike.....Mike.....you in there , dude? Have you fallen and you can't get up?

*to Kris* Should we check it out?

[Kris Hodgson]

B

Oh damn, that's nasty. Give me a lift buddy.

:: Sparhawk boosts Kris into the open window::

Whoa, not so fast! Ahhhh!

:: Kris slips on window blood and goes head first into the shower, right on top of PsycoMike's lifeless body::

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[sabin26]

D

*stop daydreaming* Sorry I was thinking about lunch....*see's note* well looks like I'm off to N*

[PsychoMike]

K

*Decides to visit twin brother at CryStal Lake*

*upon ariving at the campgroungds sees two girls (ambrosia and pixi) burried in the sand surrounded by mean, hungry looking dogs.*

shouts: "are you ladies ok"



(on a side note why did I have to die first, Shanks?)

[Longshanks]

PsychoMike's body squelches wetly under Kris. Somewhere beneath the body, a rubber duck squeaks.

Yup definitely dead...at least the bit's of him you can find are dead. Maybe his head's still alive?

Kris drags himself out of the bloody bath and goes to the toilet to chuck. He lifts the lid. PsychoMike's head sits in the bowl.

Yup - all dead Sparhawk.

*Rrrrrowlf!*

[IdahoMR2man]

K

*on route to N Idaho stops at the beach to check on Pixi and Ambrosia and to let Sabin catch up. There he sees PyschoMike....or so he thinks*

What's up Mike?

[Sparhawk]

B
sorry for the lag - small work-related problem - all better.

*sees blood-soaked Kris flopping around on Mike*

HOLY FLAMING BUCKETS OF CRAP!!! Kris you OK? Dude, check his pulse!

*climbs in window and hops into bathroom too*

[Longshanks]

PsychoMike - you died first because some sicko in a hockey mask decided to hack you into messy gobbits.

Actually you died because your heart stopped.

You were within range of the killer and your number came up on the dice.

Take your pick ;)

Nothing personal.

[Sparhawk]

B

Friggin sick, man! Look out, Kris.

*runs to toilet to puke, unfortunatly Kris doesn't move quick enough and a wave of vomit comes crashing down on his head*

Urp....sorry, dude.

[Kris Hodgson]

B

:: Kris pukes again after getting doused with Sparhawks bile. He then tries to scramble to his feet, but keeps slipping on all of the blood::

What are we going to do? Who do we call? Jesus!

[Sparhawk]

B

Hey Kris! Snap out of it, dude!

*sees shower curtain* Number 1?

Wait....there was a #3 on that fridge yesterday.

Oh My God. The Psyco Sesame Street Counting Killer is on the loose again.

*grabs comatose Kris by the arm*

C'mon, we gotta find the guys.

*runs with Kris to D*

[sabin26]

K

*after finally catching up to Idaho and pauses for a quick breath*

Hey I noticed something else about that leg.....*grabs pack of cigarettes and starts to light one up* The rest of the body isn't any near the pool

[IdahoMR2man]

K

Yeah I caught that. And the pool looks like someone dumped all our rum in it! The humanity. PLUS PsychoMike is just standing there staring at Ambrosia and Pixi. I tried talking to him but he's all quiet and stuff. Come on, let's make for the health spa!

[Sparhawk]

D

Great Ceasar's Ghost! There's a woman's leg stuck to that downed tree!

*looks in pool* What the hell! The water's all red and the fishies are all either napping or undoing their belts.

Where is everyone, Kris? What should we do?

[Sparhawk]

D

*slaps Kris across the face*

Snap out of it, Man!

We've gotta keep out witts.

*slap.....slap.....slap*

We've gotta stick together!

*slap....slap....slap*

[PsychoMike]

K

*to Idaho* "sorry im not PsychoMike, but he's my twin brother, have you seen him around? He told me he'd be staying at some motel but I can't seem to find it.

[sabin26]

K

Damnit they dumped the rum....*looks at PsychoMike's twin* Hey Idaho....we should checks out the motel....I haven't heard anything from Mike in awhile.

[Kris Hodgson]

D

Sorry dude. I must've blacked out back there. All that blood.

::looks over and sees the pool::

BLEGH!!!!!!
We need to find Idaho. He might know what to do.

[Sparhawk]

D

Tubular! Lets roll!

*takes off to K *

[IdahoMR2man]

K

Wow. So what should we call you, PsychoMike's twin brother? And the motel is north of here.

Sabin, I'm checking into this whole mystery of the pool leg. I think I might now who it belonged to.

[sabin26]

K

You might know.......well then *see's Sparhawk and Kris running down towars them* Hey Hawk and Kris are running down here like they've seen a ghost.

[IdahoMR2man]

K

*lights up a smoke*

[Kris Hodgson]

K

Guys! Guys! Have you been to the hotel? We don't know what to do! You'll never believe this but........**sees PsycoMike's twin brother and faints**

[Sparhawk]

K

*while running sees Sabin, Idaho, and some dude standing around Pixi and Ambrosia's heads*

(yelling) You guys won't believe this......

* sees PsychoMike's twin brother*

Holy ****, Idaho, Sabin, get away from him!!!!

*while still running, grabs a piece of driftwood and smashes it over Mike's head*

[IdahoMR2man]

K

*Get's story from Hawk.*

Well I've got good news and bad news.

[Kris Hodgson]

:: slowly waking up ::

[sabin26]

K

*jumps back from Hawk smashing the driftwood over Mike's head* Hey.......WTF was that for? You just knocked out Mike's twin brother.

*looks over at Kris* Will somebody kick him and ask what the hell he was talking about.

[PsychoMike]

K

*passes out after being hit over the head by Sparhawk*

[IdahoMR2man]

K

GUYS!!! Chill!!! Good news is we're alive. Bad news is that there's a killer on the loose and I know who it IS!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

:: about to get up until Sabin kicks him. Gets knocked out again until after lunch. ::

[Sparhawk]

K

Ahhhhh......twin brother, eh.

*nudges Mike with shoe* Sorry, dude. I thought you were some satanic creature from beyond the grave.

No hard feelings?

*Mike remains motionless*

Good on 'ya. *lights a smoke*

[PsychoMike]

K

*wakes up a little dizzy*

Why the F*&K did you hit me, what the Hell did I do to you?

[IdahoMR2man]

K

*Continues talking to himself*

I know who the killer is and I'm not telling who.

*walks to N by way of M*

[Iben]

E

::wakes up and realizes she's slept half the day, Iben gets showered gets dressed and goes off to buy some groceries::

[Sparhawk]

K

Idaho! Wait up! There's a killer on the loose and you may need back-up!

*runs to N by way of M*

[sabin26]

K

Hey Idaho.....you wants some help investigating? *splashes what's left of his Captain on Kris to wake him*........what a waste

[PsychoMike]

K

*run's after Idaho*

Wait up there's a killer, who's dead, What's going on around here?

[IdahoMR2man]

N

*realizing that Shanks or Ty aren't around Idaho feels invincible. He finds desk clerk and asks about the owner JL Curtis*

Idaho: I'm asking about JL Curtis
Desk Clerk: She left here last night on her way to the Bait's Motel where she was staying.
Idaho: THE BAIT'S MOTEL?!?!
Desk clerk: That's right. The Bait's Motel.
Idaho: Can you tell me.....did JL have nice legs?
DC: Why yes....yes she did.

*turns to lads*
Well we can be sure that the leg in the tree belonged to JL Curtis. I'm going to assume she's dead. That's two murders in one night in the west area of Camp Crystal Lake. I would suggest being very careful about who you are around on that side of town. ANYONE of us could be the murderer. I know who it is but I must first find proof!

*twirls towel-cape and makes for Q*

[Sparhawk]

N

*realizing that Ty and Shanks aren't around Sparhawk feels tired.*

Nap time.

*hoofs it to K and takes a nap*

[Iben]

J

*browses around the shops, still unaware of the murders last night*

[sabin26]

N

How can you be so sure Idaho?

*looks at map in the lobby spa*

I think I'm going to go back and dig up Pixi and Ambrosia

*proceeds back to K

[Longshanks]

Q - Idaho reaches the graveyard. Nobody here - at least nobody vertical.

Idaho's about to leave until he notices something odd - 2 shiney new headstones. One says:

SMOKIECHIMP - DIED SEPTEMBER 3 2003 - DIED HORRIBLY

The other says :

PSYCHOMIKE - DIED - JUST WARMING UP

[POV - FROM THE WOODS. WE SEE IDAHO KNELT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE GRAVES. WE CAN HEAR BREATHING...AND A LOW CHUCKLE]

[smokiechimp]

K

Takes a walk down to the beach to see whats kicking.

"Hey look a sea turtle!"

[PsychoMike]

N

*still has no clue whats's going on, except that JL Curtis is aparently dead along with someone else. My brother hasn't been around all day, and there are two girls burried in the sand up to there necks surrounded by attack dogs*

This is one strange place.

*heads to B to see if I can find my brother*

[IdahoMR2man]

Q

That's odd. I haven't seen Smokie lately. Could it be that he got it too last night??!?! I better haul balls to Southern and Smokie's pad. But first I'm going to check on two places on the way.

*heads for R*

[Longshanks]

R - COSCARELL'S OLD STYLE CREMATORIUM is a white marble building. It seems it's closed at the moment. Idaho suspects they're gong to be rushed off their feet pretty soon.

As he starts to snoop around, Idaho turns a corner to be confronted by Mr Coscarell himself:
http://www.drippingblood.com/images/262grim.jpg

"Can I ...help you...young man?"

[IdahoMR2man]

R

*having never seen the old geezer Idaho is suspicious of him*

Idaho: I'm suspicious of you. Who are you and what are you doing here?

[sabin26]

K

*Gets back and looks at Pixi and Ambrosia and looks over at Smokie* Hey what's up Smokie....care for a.....*looks around* crap forgots all the rum was dumped into the pool. well you wants to help me unbury Pixi and Ambrosia.....I think we should send them up to Pixi's till further notice.........oh look a sea turtle.

[PsychoMike]

J

*On the way to B sees a beautiful red-head shopping, stops and stares. after a minute or so decides to go over the her*

Hi, beautiful.

[pixiness]

R

::: runs up with guard dogs following closely :::

I've only got a few minutes before I gotta feed the dogs -

:: sees strange dude :::

HOLY **** IT'S MY BOSS!!! HOLD ME IDAHO!

[IdahoMR2man]

R

Your boss is this old geezer? Yikes. I thought you were buried in sand? *holds Pixi, but makes sure to put one hand on rump*

*turns to Mr. Coscarell*

So you say you are the owner of this FINE establishment (sarcasm)...there has been an old man creepsing about this woods and bothering campers. Has that been you? And have you seen or heard anything suspicious?

[Iben]

J

::sees Mike:: Hi there, whatcha up to?

::Iben then realizes that it can't be Mike, but someone who very closely resembles him::

[Longshanks]

R - He's Tall. A tall man. A Spooky tall man.

"You kids. Get away from here. This isn't open to the public....unless you plan on burning someone."

[Sparhawk]

K

*tossing and turning in bed*

No....no more hurting! Please......the hurting.......

*tossing turns to thrasing*

.......the blood......fishies......fridges

*falls out of bed with a thud*

Damn it, it all makes sense! I gotta get the guys.

*lights a smoke and runs out to the lake front*