Ccl3 - The Game

[IdahoMR2man]

Like who?

[pixiness]

dunno - maybe Iben?

I don't LIKE killing people

[IdahoMR2man]

Well maybe it's your one of your multiple personalities that are doing it!

[pixiness]

I don't have multiple personalities!

And neither do I!
Me neither
NOR I!!!!!

[IdahoMR2man]

If one of them is John Cusack we have a MAJOR problem.

[Sparhawk]

If there was more than one murderer, and it's looking like there was, there's nothing to say that they are both/all still alive.

Some of the first murders may have been done by someone who was later killed, so just because someone is dead NOW doesn't mean they aren't a suspect for murders that happened while they were alive.

[sabin26]

N

I know who the killers are..........Shanks and Ty........*drum roll*

[Sparhawk]

N


.............................*cough*.............. ..............

[southern]

i still stick with who i think it is

p.s. i won't be here this weekend at all and i'm leaving in 45 minutes so shanks you suck:p
i want to know if i'm right!

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
N


.............................*cough*.............. ..............

*listens to crickets*.........well I tried.

[dr_evil]

F

*goes to D and goes to through the secret entrance by the pool, goes down the long latter and then goes to Tunnel B(carefully)*

[IdahoMR2man]

N

Well I guess that's true Sparhawk but do you think that's Shanks style? Would they kill off the killer just to throw us for a complete loop?

And where the heck is Doc Evil going?

[dr_evil]

Tunnel B

*follows tunnel B for a while until he reaches the basement of N
goes upstairs*

hi guys i am back *breathing heavy*

[Kris Hodgson]

N

Kris pushes the door open at the exact same time that Evil is trying to get in, forcing him back outside, and getting him lost again.

Did you guys hear something?

[IdahoMR2man]

N

I farted. Maybe it was that?

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
N

Well I guess that's true Sparhawk but do you think that's Shanks style? Would they kill off the killer just to throw us for a complete loop?


Maybe - the first page mentions killer or killers and I pm'd Shanks to ask if there were any clues OTHER than proximity and he said no, but not to discount there being more than one killer, one of whom might already be dead.

[IdahoMR2man]

He said one of them might already be dead?!?!

[Kris Hodgson]

The plot thickens....

[pixiness]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
He said one of them might already be dead?!?!


He's prone to red herrings - I'm sure he's gonna love reading you all scurry about when he gets back. :p

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
N

Kris pushes the door open at the exact same time that Evil is trying to get in, forcing him back outside, and getting him lost again.

Did you guys hear something?




outside N

WTF?

*goes back inside*:p

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
He said one of them might already be dead?!?!

Yup. I'm with Pixi though, half inclined to think it was to throw me off the scent.

I think he's having as much fun following our zany misadventures as he is killing us.

[Kris Hodgson]

He should be back in an hour to wrap this up, right?

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Longshanks
OK folks - here's the skinny: I'll be heading out in about an hour (it being Friday night and all that), I'll be back home at around 5pm EST (10pm my time) - I'd prefer to wait till Ty is back online before I round up the game. How does everyone feel about that 'cos I'm guessing a lot of you will be knocking off work/school by then?

Do you want me to finish it this evening or wait till tomorrow and I'll post the ending then?


Looks like 45 more minutes or so.

[IdahoMR2man]

Too bad I'm going to be getting my hair cut. So I won't be back until about 30 minutes after he comes back.

[Iben]

so what's up? I was the killer huh? :D

[Kris Hodgson]

He hasn't posted it yet. Did he tell you, you were the killer? Because if so, you just spoiled it.

[Iben]

nope, he hasn't said anything. Honestly.

[Kris Hodgson]

Yeah right, you sexy sexy spoiler.

[Iben]

lol, no it was because of what Idaho said in what's on your mind that I assumed it was me. I honestly don't know.

[Kris Hodgson]

N

So, anyone want to play strip poker while we wait for this killer?

[Iben]

N

::I'll play Kris....if you dare ..Mvuahahaha!::

;)

[Kris Hodgson]

Just grab my saddle and I'll give you a ride.

[pixiness]

oooh - I love strip poker!

:::draws a card:::

Do you have any sixes? I wonder why I always lose at this game? :p

[southern]

i want too but i'm a ghost i can't really strip:waa:
but i'll watch:D

[Kris Hodgson]

Maybe we should just call it a draw and all strip down. Then we can play Twister

[pixiness]

::: takes spinner :::

okay - weiners... on blue

::: all the girls look at kris :::

[pixiness]

alright - I'm calling the Brit a no-show.

See you folks tomorrow maybe. If not this weekend - then definitely monday!

later!

[Kris Hodgson]

:: puts his tool on the blue circle, from a sitting position ::

;)

[Sparhawk]

*pant pant*

M'kay.....I'm back and the killer is....................?
*looks around*
Where's the boss?

[Sparhawk]

Uggg - so much waiting.

Ah well, I'll check back in a bit.

[IdahoMR2man]

Well at least I didn't miss anything

[pixiness]

Spill it you silly English pig-dog! :p

[Kris Hodgson]

Longshanks is now online.

[IdahoMR2man]

Bum buh bum bum!!

[pixiness]

I know - hence why I said the above

[Longshanks]

The Storm finally abates as the sound of a vehicle approaching along the main road alerts everyone to the fact that the Old Man™'s barrier has been removed. The noise draws everyone from around the lake and their various positions to the front of the hospital where a large Police riot van has pulled up.

The door opens and out steps a familiar figure.

http://www.laze.net/papers/images/h1loomis.jpg

Dr Loomis stands in front of the (very depleted) populace of CryStal Lake. He's a little bit older, a little bit more grizzled than last time, but still pretty much the same old Loomis.

Loomis: "Well, bugger me. Here we all are again." *looks round slowly at the assembled group* "Don't you kids ever learn? I mean, I bloody told you last time! CryStal. Lake. is. a. cursed. place. stay. away. from. it. But would you listen? Noooo. And now we're wading up to our armpits again in other people's gibblets." *sighs* "Oh well, I suppose you want me to wrap everything up neatly and tell you who was the psycho-nutter-serial-killer-from-hell don't you?"

All: *Shuffling feet and hanging heads in shame* "Yes Sir...sorry Sir.."

Iben: *raises hand tentatively* "Err. Excuse me Dr Loomis?"

Loomis: "Yes?"

Iben: "Well...it's just that..err...well, we kinda had some ideas ourselves"

Sabin, Pixi, Mr Matinee, Kris, Link and anyone else who's still alive: "Yeah - YOU!" They all point to Iben.

Loomis: "Come now, come now. It's not fair to pick on Iben like that. Let her speak."

*turns to Iben who takes centre stage*

Iben: "Err..hi"

All: "Hi Iben" *voice off* "killer" "Shhh" *muttered* "She turned me into a newt..." *pause* "..I got better.."

Iben: *Taking some loose sheets of paper out of her pocket* "Well, it seems like some people were keeping note of their suspicions about the killer's identity, and I kinda...found them"

Anonymous voice off: "Yeah - when ya KILLED em!"

Iben: *ignoring rude interruption* "Anyway, I'd figured I'd read these out first - you know, just to keep the final revelation delayed a little bit longer and to increase the level of tension to an unreasonable level?" *She takes the first sheet and starts to read out aloud:*

Iben: "First we have Idaho, who wrote: - "Just for kicks I was going to guess who the killer was today but I'm DEAD!!!! So here's my guess, Kris and Iben were both the killers."

All: "Awww"

But he later changed his mind from beyond the grave to: "I'm changing my thoughts. I now say it's Link and Iben."

Iben: "But he later changed his mind from beyond the grave to: "I'm changing my thoughts. I now say it's Link and Iben."...bastard. Next up is Sparhawk who wrote: - "Wellllll, I'm not gonna page through the whole thread to make sure, but to the best of my recolection the only one who has been in reasonable proximity to all the murders is Iben. Soo, that coupled with the fridge incident that started all this, make me suspect: IBEN."

All: "Yeah! Damn right!" *Couple of 'whoop's' from the back of the group and a 'Hell Yeah!" from Sabin.

Iben: "But we all know he was mad and later went on to propose: "So that means Iben, Pixi, Sabin, Kris and Mr. Matinee are prime suspects. And Iben being near all 10 definately puts her on my list. And knowing how clever and suprising Shanks would try to make this I thinking he would choose two girls to be the murderers. Think of all the sex they've been having. AND they are still alive. So I'm saying the killers are Iben and Pixi..." - FROM BEYOND THE BLOODY GRAVE!

*Iben takes a deep breath and goes on*

Iben: "So next was Dr Evil who suggested: - "ok i think the killer is Iben mainly because the whole body in fridge and her being the head zombie and stuff, and i will admit that at first i thought i was the killer, and for some strange reason i still think i might be (i dont know why) only because i think that my death was like the only one were it could be planned (like i kill my twin and make it look like me which could be possible because you cant really tell that it is me because i kind a exploded, and then i could say i was the twin), but i still think it is iben"

Dr Evil: " You're goin' dooooown Iben!" *Anonymous voice from back* "I wish..."

Iben: "And I'd particularly like to thank Evil for his punctuation there :p - next is the incredibly unfortunate PsychoMike who wrote: - "Hey 'shanks it was me wasn't it. My reason: On the first night there were two deaths but only one body, which was pretty much unreconizable, and a severed leg." - I think we can all agree it wasn't him."

All: "Poor unfortunate Mike...and Bob"

Iben: "Next is dearly beloved and much missed Southern, who wrote from beyond the grave to say: - "pixi ain't!" - which I guess means she didn't think Pixi was the killer.

Pixi: "I'm a lover not a killer baby" *winks provocatively *

Iben: "later baby. Anyway, Pixi herself suspects that: - "I think it's Kris - Just cause he zombied out doesn't mean he's not "the one" - which I tend to agree with."

All: "You would!"

Iben: "And finally we have Kris who thought that: - "Okay, obviously I think the old man has something to do with it, but I thought that it was one of us that is the killer. If it is one of us, I still think it's Iben." - thanks a heap Kris"

Kris: "Yeah, but I DID change my mind to Link later!"

Link:"Thanks a heap Kris"

Iben steps back into the group to polite applause.

Loomis steps forward again to take centre stage.

Loomis: "Thank you Iben for that very moving reading, you'll be getting a class credit for that."

Turns to group.

Loomis: "And so, finally it's up to me to reveal the killers..yes! KILLERS plural! For once again, only two people could cause as much devastation death and destruction in such a short time!"

*Gasps of disbelief all round*

Loomis: "As you all know by now, The Old Man™ was just a red herring *Pixi's voice from back of crowd - "Can we cut a tree down with him?"* - and although he had his motives, he wasn't responsible for any deaths here at CryStal Lake"

*Turns to look at Kris*

Loomis: "So you killed an innocent-ish man -anyway enough of this prevarication, time for the unveiling!"

All: "Hurrah!"

Loomis: "Well. It seems that CryStal Lake has some strange and supernatural draw for nutters. And once again it's wrought it's evil draw over two complete and utter schizophrenic psychopathic serial killers."

All: "Hurrah!"

Loomis: "Sick puppies. Anyway, they seem to have no reason for committing the dreadful acts that they did, other than the wanton desire for some twisted and voyeuristic personal pleasure."

All: "Hurrah!"

Loomis: *getting a tad uncomfortable amidst such a strange crowd* "Errr...right. Well, anyway, even though they had no particular motivation these two killers wreaked a horrible fate upon those who came too close to them when their alter ego's took over. I've even managed to work out a map of CryStal Lake with the access routes marked out, it defines which locations are within reach of others and hence within reach of the killers. *turns to camera* If anyone fancies hosting the pic for Shanks, you can see it for yourself ;) "

*turns back to group*

Loomis: "And so, at last - THE GRAND UNVEILING!"

Loomis turns suddenly and points to:
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SABIN AND IBEN!!!

All: "WE BLOODY KNEW IT!..well, the Iben bit anyway"

Loomis: "Yes indeed, although your reasons for the suspicions about Iben were actually wrong. The redheaded corpse in the fridge just happened to bare a striking follicle resemblance to Iben, and she had no direct connection to the Queen of the Zombies....or did she ;) I'll leave you to figure that out for yourselves - and Sabin? Well, Sabin is just one sick f**k"

Loomis turns to Mayor Ty and Councillor Shanks.

Loomis: "Take 'em away guys - lock 'em up and throw away the key"

*turns back to camera*

Loomis: "...until next time."

All: "Hurrah!"

Iben and Sabin are clapped in irons and bundled into the back of a waiting van. Before the doors are closed, Iben turns to face the group, she raises her fist.

Iben: "And we'd 'a gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddlin' kids!"

The van door is slammed shut, and the camera pulls up and out to reveal the whole of CryStal Lake and the van driving off, Iben and Sabin's faces pressed against the barred rear windows.

Fade to black.

[ROLL CREDITS]

A Shanks and Ross Production 2003.

All resemblance to actual people living, dead or undead is entirely intended.

Please leave the cinema in an orderly manner.

Thanks for playing folks! See you all next time ;)

Shanks and Ty

:D

[pixiness]

anyway - I gotta go now folks - the miami nightlife beckons... see ya!

[pixiness]

oh and Iben sweetheart - thanks for not killing me sugar!

And let this be a lesson to all of you - in the end it was my slutty slutty behavior that kept me alive. Lesbionic Action Saves The Day AGAIN! :D;)

[Sparhawk]

Woo Hoo! I had it right.............well half right. Anywho, 'night all.

Ty, Shanks - thanks again for the party. Good, clean, family fun!

[Kris Hodgson]

I had a smallest little bit of a suspicion about Sabin, but not really. I was sure about Iben. Even though I was a zombie for a little while, I still survived! Yipchaw!

[Longshanks]

...and if anyone want's a souviner certificate for their participation in this thread, then they are welcome to either:

A: Pm me with their Email address and I'll send 'em a copy, or..

B: Offer to host an image and then everyone can get a copy of their own to fill in and keep without having to PM me:D

Once again, thanks for playing - it's been fun ;)

Shanks

[Kris Hodgson]

Yeah, great game and lots of fun, although more death and destruction at the end would have been cool!

[IdahoMR2man]

DAMN YOU IBEN!!! I gave you hot loving and you blew me up! Or maybe Sabin did and in that case I guess I deserved it for putting Iben's dress on him...

[Kris Hodgson]

Ha Ha! I put tampons on his ears, and he didn't get me!

[Longshanks]

Cheers Kris - but gotta say I was kinda 'Death and Destruction'-ed out by the end - try writing an imaginative death scene every morning when you get up, (first thing you do when you get out of bed) - it's not easy :p ;)

Glad you had fun though. :D

See ya next time

[IdahoMR2man]

I'll remember that. Both of you! I'll haunt you with my ghostieness! And hand you brocoli!

Great job Shanks and Ty. I'll miss it.

[Iben]

::bows:: I enjoyed killing you all! and I'd do it again! :D..except for Pixi, my sweet ;)

[southern]

aw ya'll are the ones who shoved me in the fridge

[Longshanks]

Yeah - heartless bastard! I'd have stopped her if I could - honest :)

[Iben]

I'm cold-hearted like that! ;)

[Longshanks]

Which is why you were chosen by Ty as one of our special guest-star killers my dear :p

[Kitty]

iben and sabin must've hated me. must've taken turns on me and tardumb. DAMN YOUS! :p well anyways cool game shanks, hope that we do this again, but this time on the holidays when it's more convienient for a couple of posters, hehe

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Which is why you were chosen by Ty as one of our special guest-star killers my dear :p awww, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! ;) :p

[Longshanks]

Anything to make you feel warm inside hon :)

[Longshanks]

..sorry. ;)

[Mr.Matinee]

*Wakes up at K,Sees Sabin and Iben being taken away*

Matinee-DAMNIT!I didn't even have sex with anyone!:p

[Link]

Woo-hoo! I didn't die!

(Prances around room)

[Link]

But seriously, thanks very much Shanks and Ty for another great installment.

[TyRoss]

Thanks for being great players guys.

In all honesty the Old Man red herring was re-introduced because you were getting too close to Iben and I needed to stall you.... worked rather well too.

We hope you enjoyed your stay... permanent or otherwise at CryStal Lake.

[smokiechimp]

I realy wish I had the time to post in here properly. It just seem to come at the WORST time for me :(

Nevermind. I'll look forward to the next one! :)

[Longshanks]

There's a 'next one'?!? :eek:

[TyRoss]

Why does that sound like the cue to say some cheesy line like

"Uh-oh here we go again"

And then let the credits roll over us while we freeze. ;)

[PsychoMike]

So it was Sabin who killed me and all that time I thought he was trying to help. And Iben, well I can belive that she was probobly pissed that I kept dragging her around my last day.

[sabin26]

Wow, I even had hunches it was me:D..........coo

[pixiness]

I'm still marveling that I got through this with only a papercut considering I've been the first one dead in the last two fan fics.

[Iben]

I had my reasons for not wanting to kill you pixi ;)

[pixiness]

meow! ;) :hehe:

[Longshanks]

Next time your arse is mine! :p

[Sub_zero3]

B

Just drinking water and looking at the fishes

[Sub_zero3]

Cant believe i missed all the fun I was at School :waa:

[IdahoMR2man]

HAHAHA!!! Check this out!! I totally forgot about it!

http://pub35.bravenet.com/forum/fetch.php?usernum=2946462004&msgid=147407&mode=&cp=

[Kris Hodgson]

They weren't very helpful were they? I had to solve the bastard on my own.

I love that one guy's response: Are you guys roleplaying, or did I miss something?

HAHAHAHAHA! Noooooo, I actually got turned into a zombie, you dumbass!

[Sparhawk]

So who won?

[IdahoMR2man]

Sparky Parks and the Aardvarks. Duh...

[Sparhawk]

K

*looks up and down the road*

What the hell! I called a cab weeks ago.

*kicks dirt*

[pixiness]

For the last time I'M ON VACATION!!!!!!

[IdahoMR2man]

*pees on bodies*

That should create quite the curse on CCL4....

[southern]

*blurp bleb blub*
CCL4 needs to hurry up so someone can discover me shoved in this damn fridge

[Sparhawk]

K

Stupid cab company! Me fish now.

*heads to water, grabs what was left of the demon-posessed beer, lights a smoke, and starts fishing*

[Rogue]

Originally posted by pixiness
For the last time I'M ON VACATION!!!!!!

Are you Eddie Murphy? ;)

[Sparhawk]

Bumped for the enjoyment of a new generation of CS'ers and for a chuckle from the CS vets.

[IdahoMR2man]

Uhmmm...Malice said threads that haven't been posted in over a year. But it's still a cool bump!

[pixiness]

bumping for survival - they're good reference for future games :)

[Tornado]

Damnit, the new threads deserve to be at the top! :p

[PsychoMike]

*Hits Hawk over the head with a 2x4*

[IdahoMR2man]

Snap in too a slim jim!

*gives Mike the big elbow off the top ropes*

[Sparhawk]

Ugh.....what the hell..

*comes to, lying face down in the sand*

What happened. *sees Mike*

Sweet Jabba the Hutt!!! Evil undead Satan twins still abound.

*gropes around frantically in the sand, praying for any kind of weapon*

Please Lord, guide my hands.....any weapon will do...

*the heavens open*

What the.....

*an angel choir sings*

Who....

*one pure shaft of light, comes screaming down from the heavens, and encircles a piece of driftwood*

DRIFTWOOD!!!!!! The perfect weapon.

*runs toward Mike, brandishing driftwood*

Suck pain, evil-undead-Satan-twin!!!!!

*Mike drops Sparhawk like a garbage bag, slopped full of pig entrails, with another 2x4 enhanced blow to the head.*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Sparhawk comes to again*

Hey what happened..Where's Mike?

*heavens open up*

Who..

*choir sings, being floats down*

Who....who are you?

Being: Sparhawk, I am the angel of dead threads. I'm here to tell you that you're not really here. You're actually preparing for CCL4 and that CCL3 is no more. You're the only here and everyone is waiting for your wacky hijinks there. Also, that time in third grade when you rubbed your privates on Suzy Lucas' sandwich, well we all know about that and you're going to hell because of it. We give you a 3 on creativity and may God have mercy on your soul.

*Sparhawk wakes up in CCL4*

[Sparhawk]

.......thread....must....never....die.....