Kirsten Dunst vs. Natalie Portman

[judomaster]

no kidding,kirsten looked great

[WDTSF]

I'll never understand what people see in Dunst. I don't find her at all attractive, but more importantly, in all her interviews she comes across as a snotty brat.

[FranklinTard]

heard she was caught in a dressing room with jake gyllenhall banging, making too much noise, some chick reported them and they got booted. thats hot if you ask me. but she does have a nasty snaggletooth.

[iv3rdawG]

How did this get to 51 pages lol.

Anyway, Portman by miles.

http://www.natalieportman.com/albums/mags_2006_craig-mcdean/97534_portmanHQCB3_122_528lo.sized.jpg

http://www.natalieportman.com/albums/mags_2006_james-white/nerblenatalieportmanew018vr.sized.jpg

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Drooling/drooling-2.gif

[GlitterzGurl]

Kirsten Dunst is so bland.

[Ramplate]

I found a pic of Dunst once on the net that made her look like she had granny boobs (Knee Knockers) but I can't find it again

[HeadLikeAHole]

How did this get to 51 pages lol.

Anyway, Portman by miles.

http://www.natalieportman.com/albums/mags_2006_craig-mcdean/97534_portmanHQCB3_122_528lo.sized.jpg

http://www.natalieportman.com/albums/mags_2006_james-white/nerblenatalieportmanew018vr.sized.jpg

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Drooling/drooling-2.gif



hott!!!:omg:

[Where's my elephant?]

Sure I've already voted somewhere down the line, but.. Natalie looked hot as a bald person. She wins.

Nothing against her since I like her but you like her as bald yet a certain sexpot blonde in Mean Girls is an ugly plain jane to you? :rolleyes:

[judomaster]

Nothing against her since I like her but you like her as bald yet a certain sexpot blonde in Mean Girls is an ugly plain jane to you? :rolleyes:

if you mean rachel mcadams, maybe she looks to much like jeri ryan for sock mans tastes

[csplayah]

Natalie Portman gets my vote. She not only a beauty but she's smart also.

[csplayah]

woaaaa this was started 6 years ago :omg:

[Ewok Droppings]

Nothing against her since I like her but you like her as bald yet a certain sexpot blonde in Mean Girls is an ugly plain jane to you? :rolleyes:

Someone called Rachel McAdams plain? BLASPHEMY!

[comingnever]

exactly what i though... natalie portman for the win!

[togepi]

Kirsten got my vote.. I like her being a child actress before and now as a young adult, she's so much better.;)

[hookem2008]

I say Natalie Portman hands down.... I think its just because she has that All American girl next door look (and she just seems nice)

[Handsome Rob]

Been a fan ever since the Leon days. She just keeps getting better. Brains, beauty, and a wicked sense of self. Yeah she's my pick.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10104004A~Natalie-Portman-The-Professional-Posters.jpg to http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/465825453_5be254ee1d.jpg

[Handsome Rob]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/2153-kd10.JPG

Did Kirsten Dunst have dentures or something in Spider-Man? Cause those teefers of her are looking fierce! This is what years of partying can do to a fine young celebrity. At least Natalie has had the smarts to stay in school and stay away from the Lohan scene, unlike Ms Dunst.

[Sock-Man]

Nothing against her since I like her but you like her as bald yet a certain sexpot blonde in Mean Girls is an ugly plain jane to you? :rolleyes:

Heh, I only vaguely remember making that comment. Maybe I was feeling especially picky that day.
Okay elephant, she's not ugly. And I'm not sure plain's the correct term either. She just doesn't have any traits that excite me personally.

And yes, I do prefer Natalie Portman bald to Rachel McAdams with hair. ;)

[SouthsideX300]

Natalie Portman gets hotter with age

Natalie > Dunst aka snaggle tooth

[Agent Deadpool]

How is this even a competition?

Natalie by miles.........

[judomaster]

bump

[Ramplate]

bump

Why?

[Neverending]

I can't believe this thread lasted 6 years and 51 pages.

Dunst peaked at 14, I don't find her very attractive anymore.

It's comments like these that can get you arrested.

[Deexan]

Portman.


Am I too late?

[Duke-Leto]

You give Dunst a bath, a mani/pedi, and some mouth wash and she would be my pick. I never found Portman to be attractive, she is the better actress though without a doubt.

[PsYkOoOoO]

But Natalie Portman can be bald and still look hot as hell.

[Duke-Leto]

But Natalie Portman can be bald and still look hot as hell.


Bald is never hot or sexy, unless we are talking about the downstairs area. That is just my opinion though

[JBond]

Sweet Jesus.

[Deexan]

Basically what Duke is saying is that SuBo with a Brazilian > Natalie Portman with a shaved head.

Which I think is something we can all agree upon.

[Neverending]

You give Dunst a bath, a mani/pedi, and some mouth wash and she would be my pick.

Don't forget rehab and a Big Mac from McDonald's.

I never found Portman to be attractive

I guess you never saw Garden State.

[JBond]

Or a picture or movie of hers.

[Neverending]

Natalie Portman is cute. She isn't hot. In Garden State, she was hot.

[Duke-Leto]

Yea I saw Garden State, again nothing special in the looks department. Great actress but something about her does not do it for me. I hate that I had to pick Kirsten over her but that was my only option.

Now if we were going for a sugar momma angle, not just looks, then yes I would pick Portman because she will always have work in Hollywood while Dunst will probably fade away or move to the Lifetime channel and make crap money doing their movies.

The money is with Portman but the looks (sadly) are with Kirsten.

Now if it were Portman vs Capt Lou Albano, Portman would win hands down.

[Starwars411]

In this EPIC BATTLE, I'm going with Natalie.

[krushgroove19]

Probably replied to this years ago, but Natalie Portman FTW.

[Neverending]

Yea I saw Garden State, again nothing special in the looks department.

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox_searchlight/garden_state/zach_braff/zach_braff3.jpg

[Sock-Man]

Nine years?

[Neverending]

Nine years?

Nine years from now we'll still be debating this issue!

[The Moose]

Is this the biggest bump is history?

[Cougars]

Even with the bump, I still have to go with Portman, is Dunst even still relevant or anything that is worth seeing.

[Neverending]

is Dunst even still relevant or anything that is worth seeing.

It's interesting how things change in 9 years.

9 years ago, Kirsten Dunst was this very attractive 19-year-old actress with a solid track record (Interview with the Vampire, Jumanji, The Virgin Suicides, and Bring It On to name a few) and had just been cast as Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man, a movie that would dominate the box office in 2002 and make her a bankable star. Nowadays, because of alcohol abuse, she looks horrible. She turns 28 this year but looks 38. And her career has gone downhill. She hasn't been in a relevant movie since Spider-Man 3 in 2007.

As for Natalie Portman, she still has her looks, thank God, but I think her career has gone down a bit since the Star Wars' prequel trilogy ended. While the Star Wars movie she made sucked they were big hits and made her a bankable star. So, she was able to be cast in movies like Garden State, Closer, and V for Vendetta. But since then she hasn't really done anything that interesting. Although things are starting to pick up with Black Swan and Thor. So, I guess a year from now she'll be relevant again while Kirsten Dunst becomes more and more of a has-been.

[JBond]

Yeah, Dunst was damn fine back in the day. I saw that piece of crap Bring it On just for her. :(

[FranklinTard]

well hindsight... 3 years on... i think i was wrong. portman is definitely the right answer.

[Neverending]

Yeah, Dunst was damn fine back in the day. I saw that piece of crap Bring it On just for her. :(

And, Eliza Dushku. Don't forget the Dushku!

[JBond]

Wasn't Mila Kunis in it? Or am I thinking of Get Over It...?

[krushgroove19]

You're thinking of Get Over It.

It kind of hurts that I know that.

[Carnage Escobar]

Always and forever......



http://www.celebritypictures.com/celebs/Natalie_Portman/all/Natalie-Portman-dressed-1551885.jpg

[PsYkOoOoO]

And, have you guys seen Natalie Portman speak hebrew? Hottest thing ever.

[Neverending]

Wasn't Mila Kunis in it? Or am I thinking of Get Over It...?

Yes, that was Get Over It. A lot of future stars in that movie despite it being a piece of crap. Aside from Dunst and Kunis there was Ben Foster, Zoe Saldana, and Colin Hanks.

And, have you guys seen Natalie Portman speak hebrew? Hottest thing ever.

Gotta check that out.

[PsYkOoOoO]

Everybody loves a girl with a talented tongue.

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[JBond]

Yay Jews!

[thebtskink]

Natalie Portman is cute. She isn't hot. In Garden State, she was hot.

That's the worst movie I've ever seen and the only one I've ever walked out on in a movie theater. Whiny emo trash.

[thebtskink]

Is this the biggest bump is history?

I would think worms or the bar room brawl.

[Doomsday]

I think the difference between age one of this thread and the last page is that Dunst has gone downhill. IMO she peaked when she was a teenager, now she's kinda weird looking, whereas Portman is still Baberaham Lincoln. I may have to come up with another neverending woman vs. woman thread.

[Duke-Leto]

Emma Stone Vs Scarlett Johansson

You could also do present day Lindsay Lohan vs present day Amy Winehouse

That would be an awesome cracked out battle

[Tolkien]

Who the hell is Emma Stone?

[Duke-Leto]

http://www.topmodelshub.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/394.jpg


House Bunny
Zombieland
Superbad

and many more

[JBond]

She is no Dunst-2000 or Portman.

[Duke-Leto]

She is no Dunst-2000 or Portman.


Exactly, she is way better!

[JBond]

*tustles your hair* You kids! You crack me up.

[Doomsday]

I remember when I was that age. Didn't know my ass from a hole in the ground.

[Neverending]

The beauty of this thread was its random-ness. Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman weren't even the hottest chicks at the time. So, if you pull a Scarlett Johansson vs Kim Kardashian it's gonna seem very average. I suggest:

Ashley Greene

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/11/09/ashley-greene/slideshow_l2.jpg

vs.

Gemma Arterton

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2010/03/23/gemma-arterton/tg-gemma-arterton_l4.jpg

[JBond]

They were very popular though. Those two aren't.

[Tolkien]

It's sad to see what the young generation find extremely hot these days.

[Duke-Leto]

I am probably older than you are.

And a snagletooth vs a barely cute, sometimes bald chick is not exactly hot. Sorry.

[Tolkien]

And exactly how old are you then?

[Duke-Leto]

Creeping up on the big 30 this year. Old enough to have had an original rubiks cube, an atari, a commodore 64, and was able to buy the original SW action figures in original packaging.

You are 26 if I recall correctly so I have you beat by a little but being older means I can still give you a wedgie and a swirlie and take away your slap bracelets so watch it!

;)

[Tolkien]

30 with the mind a teenager, huh? You'd love to meet my little brother.

He's 23 with the mind of a 40 year old.

[Duke-Leto]

30 with the mind a teenager, huh? You'd love to meet my little brother.

He's 23 with the mind of a 40 year old.



No, not the mind of a teenager. I just do not have the mind of a 30 yr old douche bag. I get online to have fun and chat about movies/movie related things, not act like a 30 yr old computer/network technician. I do that all day.

[Neverending]

By the way, today is Kirsten Dunst's 28th birthday.

They were very popular though.

That's true.

Those two aren't.

For now.

[Duke-Leto]

For now.



I would consider Johansson already famous. That is why I mentioned her in my post. Stone is an up and comer with talent and looks. Both can do red hair very well and blonde, both seem intelligent and both have acting ability. A better match up than baldy and toothy mcgee.


*well it was a good match when it was started but now just a little disappointing*

[Neverending]

I would consider Johansson already famous.

JBond was referring to

Ashley Greene

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/11/09/ashley-greene/slideshow_l2.jpg

vs.

Gemma Arterton

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2010/03/23/gemma-arterton/tg-gemma-arterton_l4.jpg

[Duke-Leto]

Ohh my bad. Yea I do not know them but it could be an up and commers battle?

[JBond]

Besides, I believe there was a Dunst/Portman argument in another thread and this thread was made to "settle it."

[Neverending]

Star Wars or Spider-Man thread?

[JBond]

Ask Dooms.

[Neverending]

Kirsten Dunst is naked in her new movie. The scene has been leaked online, so google it. I know that Dunst hasn't been hot since like 2003 but it seems like she FINALLY got her act together after her rehab stint because her looks have improved.

[jassmine12]

Kirsten dunst has done amazing work in The Messengers and Eclipse.

[motion_0_pic]

Natalie Portman all the way! Smokin! And a pretty good actress!

[Deexan]

Whoever wins, we...win?

[Tolkien]

Between the two, I find Natalie Portman to be the better actress.

[JBond]

Get out!

[Deexan]

Flicking through this thread is proving to be immensely amusing. I may have to put an hour aside tomorrow and go through the whole thing.

Also, people really liked putting smileys above their own posts back in the day.

[JBond]

I can not be held responsible for things I may have said 9 years ago.

[Tolkien]

Yes you can!!! There are no statue of limitations on this forum!!!

[Neverending]

i can not be held responsible for things i may have said 9 years ago.

lol. :D

[rexmartin8571]

Definitely Natalie Portman

[Doomsday]

This thread is destined to live on long after we're all gone...

[Deexan]

It just keeps on giving.

[Neverending]

Natalie Portman is engaged and knocked up. What a sad day for the ComingSoon community.

[Doomsday]

I'm seriously considering closing this thread and declaring us all losers by default.

[fshane]

Natalie is golden. but i think that in the next few years Dunst could make a really big comeback that surprises people.

[PG Cooper]

Portman for sure.

[Ayemef]

I'm going to have to say Portman

[todd philip]

Where the hell is Kirsten Dunst? I think the last thing I saw her in was Spiderman 3.

[Deexan]

And so the cycle continues.

[Neverending]

Where the hell is Kirsten Dunst? I think the last thing I saw her in was Spiderman 3.

She recently appeared nude in some movie.

[Neverending]

Remember when we debated who was hotter: Natalie Portman or Kirsten Dunst? Natalie Portman won.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llffmliNKg1qc55zpo1_500.jpg

[Neverending]

Even in lesbian photos, Kirsten Dunst fails to impress:

http://cdn04.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/25/lizzy-caplan-kirsten-dunst-kissing-435x580.jpg