View Full Version : Kirsten Dunst vs. Natalie Portman
JBond
11-17-2001, 09:19 PM
JBond bad. rOb good?
curt1399
11-17-2001, 09:28 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Kevin Roegele:
<strong>She doesn't have massive breasts, but that's not the point. It's her beauty, not her baps.</strong><hr></blockquote>
What beauty? Nothing beautiful about that face, her face is just all sucked up. She's not ugly but not beautiful either.
curt1399
11-17-2001, 09:31 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>she is regal.
kirstin dunst is just a hoe, you'd **** once and never call again.</strong><hr></blockquote>
And you saying she's a hoe by the way she looks - ever heard of "dont' judge a person by the way they look". What about her makes her a hoe? WHat, cause she posed for maxim? A hoe is a person who sleeps around and dresses like a slut and I KNOW she don't.
beemanbone
11-17-2001, 09:37 PM
[quote]Originally posted by curt1399:
<strong>and I KNOW she don't.</strong><hr></blockquote>
:confused: And you KNOW this how?
curt1399
11-17-2001, 09:55 PM
[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
:confused: And you KNOW this how?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Cause I just know and plus she wrote me back when i sent her a letter a while back, very nice thing to do, it was short, but still. and plus all the special shows I've seen her in, I just know she isn't a hoe. Well if you people say DUnst is a hoe, then Portman is one too.
You know, I haven't really said anything bad about Portman - just needs to eat alittle more, she's alright looking and seems nice (who knows, maybe nicer than Kirsten), but I just think Kirsten is way better lookin. I don't find portman attractive at all, and that's my opinion and you have your own opinion, but no reason to call Kirsten a hoe, though.
rObix
11-18-2001, 07:17 AM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>JBond bad. rOb good?</strong><hr></blockquote>
:D
rObix
11-18-2001, 07:19 AM
[quote]Originally posted by curt1399:
<strong>
And you saying she's a hoe by the way she looks - ever heard of "dont' judge a person by the way they look". What about her makes her a hoe? WHat, cause she posed for maxim? A hoe is a person who sleeps around and dresses like a slut and I KNOW she don't.</strong><hr></blockquote>
she dresses plently like a hoe would...bond sent me a whole picture thing with like 50 pictures of her. a lot of hoe-wear was on her, barely covering her body.
THE ICEMAN COMETH
11-18-2001, 10:22 AM
KIRSTEN CAN BE MY HO ANYTIME...........
http://liquid2k.com/thuglife/KirstenDunst_CrazyBeautiful_LukeSkyywalker1.jpg
http://liquid2k.com/thuglife/KirstenDunst_CrazyBeautiful_LukeSkyywalker2.jpg
curt1399
11-18-2001, 11:15 AM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
she dresses plently like a hoe would...bond sent me a whole picture thing with like 50 pictures of her. a lot of hoe-wear was on her, barely covering her body.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ya, and Portman doesn't, give me a break. Britney Spears, now she dresses like a hoe.
rObix
11-18-2001, 11:51 AM
[quote]Originally posted by curt1399:
<strong>
Ya, and Portman doesn't, give me a break. Britney Spears, now she dresses like a hoe.</strong><hr></blockquote>
unfortunately, no...i wish natalie would dress a little more shabbily...
britney spears....thats an undesputable hoe. her and that backstreet boy make videos of themselves having sex....some dude broke into their house, and stole one, but was arrested WHILE he was duping them, so they never got out..
curt1399
11-18-2001, 12:04 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
unfortunately, no...i wish natalie would dress a little more shabbily...
britney spears....thats an undesputable hoe. her and that backstreet boy make videos of themselves having sex....some dude broke into their house, and stole one, but was arrested WHILE he was duping them, so they never got out..</strong><hr></blockquote>
hmmm.never heard about that - i think you mean that ugly ass guy from n'sync. She shows off her freakin stomach everywhere she goes, I'm so sick of it. She's good looking but I wouldn't want anything to do with her, never!!!
Doomsday
11-18-2001, 01:26 PM
[quote]Originally posted by curt1399:
<strong>
hmmm.never heard about that - i think you mean that ugly ass guy from n'sync. She shows off her freakin stomach everywhere she goes, I'm so sick of it. She's good looking but I wouldn't want anything to do with her, never!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Couldn't agree with you more!
Doomsday
11-18-2001, 02:23 PM
Can anybody believe this simple question/survey got back 21 pages. Let's see how far we can get.
I have a new idea. We will have a Kirsten vs. Natalie pic war. As much as I love Natalie, I'll admit there are not enough Kirsten pics. Let's see who gets more pics. POST THE PICS!
Kevin Roegele
11-18-2001, 05:15 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
unfortunately, no...i wish natalie would dress a little more shabbily...
britney spears....thats an undesputable hoe. her and that backstreet boy make videos of themselves having sex....some dude broke into their house, and stole one, but was arrested WHILE he was duping them, so they never got out..</strong><hr></blockquote>
But isn't Britney a famous 'not until we're married' virgin?
curt1399
11-18-2001, 08:13 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Kevin Roegele:
<strong>
But isn't Britney a famous 'not until we're married' virgin?</strong><hr></blockquote>
that what she says, but I don't believe it. You think that type of girl would save herself for marriage? Yeah right!!!
beemanbone
11-18-2001, 09:15 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>We will have a Kirsten vs. Natalie pic war. As much as I love Natalie, I'll admit there are not enough Kirsten pics. Let's see who gets more pics. POST THE PICS!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I know this isn't what you wanted, but I'm bored!
I followed Nat around for a few days to document her "plan" to make Kirsten suffer!
Nat decided the best option was to make an evil clone of herself.
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_19.jpg
She (clone) puts Nat to sleep and gives her a kiss goodnight.
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_107.jpg
She thinks of evil ways to cause Kirsten severe harm.
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_35.jpg
She hitch-hikes to her first "objective".
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_102.jpg
She prepares to kill George Lucas, Kirsten's secret father.
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_103.jpg
She goes insane and attempts to kill Kirsten by hurling plastic balls at her brain.
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_53.jpg
She enjoys her insanity by pulling out her own nosehair.
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_14.jpg
She celebrates her victory by showing Tweedy a "good time".
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_4.jpg
[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
She celebrates her victory by showing Tweedy a "good time".
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_4.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
That is SO wrong, but so freaking hillarious!
Doomsday
11-18-2001, 10:41 PM
[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
She hitch-hikes to her first "objective".
http://www.nat-sanctuary.com/pictures/gallery/nat_102.jpg
</strong><hr></blockquote>
God knows what I would give to get some of that!
beemanbone
11-18-2001, 10:48 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>God knows what I would give to get some of that!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Does she rate a 3 on your finger scale? ;)
Kevin Roegele
11-19-2001, 08:46 AM
SHE RATES A TEN ON MINE!
rObix
11-19-2001, 11:05 AM
[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
Does she rate a 3 on your finger scale? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
dont be silly now. she is NOT a 3 finger girl! :p (some of the more twisted ones will get this)
thebtskink
11-19-2001, 01:39 PM
SHOCKAH!!!
Agent_87
11-19-2001, 02:54 PM
how about two(you know where), and one(where the sun don't shine) ...errrrr, maybe i shouldn't have said this. You're all gonna look at me strange! (hehe...)
JBond
11-19-2001, 03:00 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>how about two(you know where), and one(where the sun don't shine) ...errrrr, maybe i shouldn't have said this. You're all gonna look at me strange! (hehe...)</strong><hr></blockquote>
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 05:32 PM
I'm not seeing enough pics, lets go, people!
aeon-death
11-19-2001, 05:55 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>I'm not seeing enough pics, lets go, people!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Why don't you post some more doomsday?
rObix
11-19-2001, 07:31 PM
someone should make a 3d space model of nat so we can pose her in any picture we want...
Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:20 PM
[quote]Originally posted by aeon-death:
<strong>
Why don't you post some more doomsday?</strong><hr></blockquote>
You asked for it.........
Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:21 PM
Damn geocities.
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:30 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/018.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:41 PM
AHHHH!
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/034.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:41 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/037.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:42 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/038.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:42 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/042.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:44 PM
YES!!!!!
You can thank me later!
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/045.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:44 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/048.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:46 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/093.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:47 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/NataliePortman01.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:47 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/084.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:48 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/005.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:48 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/006.jpg
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Doomsday
11-19-2001, 10:49 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/007.jpg
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Agent_87
11-19-2001, 10:59 PM
JBOND.... i don't know what the hell THAT was, but it was kewl little pic, so i give you props for that. But if it meant square, "you can kiss my shiney metal ass!..."
slinger
11-20-2001, 03:00 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/005.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wearing green.... just like the little people who look for pots of gold and have the same kind of ears.
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Doomsday
11-20-2001, 03:09 PM
Here's my evaluation of both Dunst and Portman
Dunst-Very pretty. If you prefer blonde's then she's for you. Great figure, such as the size of her "ahem" breasts. Preeeety good face, it could be better, but she can't help it. Sometimes dresses like a skank, but that's what a lot of celeb's dress like, so I sorta understand. Overall, great.
Portman-Also very good. I prefer the brown-haired folk, so I like Portman. Pretty good figure, breast size needs a little work (or surgery). As for her ears, you guys ridicule her enough. Face is better than Kirsten's which gives her a slight edge, since that's the first thing I look at. I heard she's smart, which is always a plus, unless you just want sex. Overall, also great.
They are both great, but I prefer Portman, I just think she's prettier.
And come on, I posted pictures, and you haven't said anything. Come on!
slinger
11-20-2001, 08:25 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
And come on, I posted pictures, and you haven't said anything. Come on!</strong><hr></blockquote>
There too busy polishing their wands.
Moe Szyslak
11-20-2001, 08:51 PM
Portman looks really hot in the next episode(I wonder if they're going to use that in the soundtrack). The backless gown and the leather corset look really good.
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JBond
11-20-2001, 09:30 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>JBOND.... i don't know what the hell THAT was, but it was kewl little pic, so i give you props for that. But if it meant square, "you can kiss my shiney metal ass!..."</strong><hr></blockquote>
You said people would look at you funny...that was my impression of a face looking at you funny....I call him Fred.
JBond
11-20-2001, 09:31 PM
GREAT pics Doomsday!
Agent_87
11-20-2001, 10:34 PM
...ahhh, cleaver!!!! ...(what an ass!)
...ohh, JBOND you slay me with your quick wit, and flambouyant style. I only wish the world was filled with people of your caliber. ...(ass!)
...oh and Doomsday, i love the pics of ms. portman. NICE! VERY NICE!
w00master
11-21-2001, 02:08 AM
Ok ok... enough of the "girls..." Portman's cute (SHE STILL LOOKS TWELVE)... Dunst is cute... But they ain't women.
Here's a woman:
http://www.warmcelebs.com/jaimepressly/004.jpg
HUBBA HUBBA
w00master
w00master
11-21-2001, 02:32 AM
When you boys grow up... you'll learn to appreciate real women... :p
(Like this):
http://www.user8.com/gallery/vergara/vergara07.jpg
Or...
http://www.absolutely.net/nolin/gn74.jpg
And this? (wow..... drool...)
http://www.angelfire.com/ma3/heidiklum/ind-mirrorpic.jpg
Portman and Dunst have NOTHING on those WOMEN.
w00master
Agent_87
11-21-2001, 09:14 AM
...actually i really don't like the CHICK in the middle. But Jamie, and Gina can stay...
Agent_87
11-21-2001, 09:16 AM
...You know all this talk about Natalie Portman, caused me to stick STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE in my v.c.r. ...and watching it, i've realized she isn't that pretty in the movie.
JBond
11-21-2001, 09:28 AM
If I stuck my copy of Star Wars in my VCR I'd probably break the DVD :)
And she is TOO pretty...although in Episode One she looks girlish while she's Padme.
Kevin Roegele
11-21-2001, 09:43 AM
Here's the dif between them: Kirsten is the sort of girl you want to shag, Natalie is the sort of girl you want to marry.
Doomsday
11-21-2001, 11:11 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Kevin Roegele:
<strong>Here's the dif between them: Kirsten is the sort of girl you want to shag, Natalie is the sort of girl you want to marry.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Couldn't agree with you more!
JBond
11-21-2001, 12:39 PM
[quote]Originally posted by w00master:
<strong>When you boys grow up... you'll learn to appreciate real women... :p
(Like this):
http://www.user8.com/gallery/vergara/vergara07.jpg
Portman and Dunst have NOTHING on those WOMEN.
w00master</strong><hr></blockquote>
I suppose if you put a bag over her head she's ok
Superman
11-21-2001, 04:10 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/084.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ewwww, she picks her nose...
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Doomsday
11-21-2001, 06:40 PM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>
I suppose if you put a bag over her head she's ok</strong><hr></blockquote>
I'm not a big fan of silicon.
Frizzo the Clown
11-21-2001, 06:58 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
I'm not a big fan of silicon.</strong><hr></blockquote>I am! Pass her my direction!!
[quote]Originally posted by Kevin Roegele:
<strong>Here's the dif between them: Kirsten is the sort of girl you want to shag, Natalie is the sort of girl you want to marry.</strong><hr></blockquote>
But if I marry her, then I'd be the King of Gnomeland, and I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility.
Doomsday
11-21-2001, 08:07 PM
You guys just can't get past the ears, can you?
JBond
11-21-2001, 10:19 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
I'm not a big fan of silicon.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Niether here...
Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:36 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/018.jpg
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Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:36 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/023.jpg
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Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:37 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/026.jpg
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Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:38 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/050.jpg
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Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:39 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/043.jpg
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Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:40 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/032.jpg
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Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:41 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/030.jpg
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Doomsday
11-22-2001, 11:45 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/097.jpg
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slinger
11-23-2001, 10:52 AM
I don't think this is healthy Dooms.
THE ICEMAN COMETH
11-23-2001, 05:53 PM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/043.jpg
I THANK THE LORD EVERYDAY HE MADE BOOBS :D :D :D
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Doomsday
11-25-2001, 04:29 PM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>I don't think this is healthy Dooms.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Must..find.....more.....pics.....
THE ICEMAN COMETH
11-26-2001, 02:03 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
Must..find.....more.....pics.....</strong><hr></blockquote>
YES...PLEASE....DO...... :o
Moe Szyslak
11-26-2001, 06:48 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>AHHHH!
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/034.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
Is she like ten in this picture? You have some serious issues.
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Doomsday
11-26-2001, 06:16 PM
That's why I jokingly put AHHHHHH!
JBond
11-26-2001, 06:34 PM
I thought you put AHHHHHHH cause that's what it looked like she was saying.
Doomsday
11-26-2001, 06:35 PM
No, it's because it frightened me.
aeon-death
11-26-2001, 06:49 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>No, it's because it frightened me.</strong><hr></blockquote>
hehe, you're funny doomsday :D
Superman
11-27-2001, 12:23 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/natalie_portman/006.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
Caption:
What do you mean I have to eat?
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Superman
11-27-2001, 12:24 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I am! Pass her my direction!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Save some for me.
Superman
11-27-2001, 12:26 AM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I thought you put AHHHHHHH cause that's what it looked like she was saying.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think it's because she found out Bugs Bunny is her real dad, check out those teeth!
aeon-death
11-27-2001, 11:04 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>
I think it's because she found out Bugs Bunny is her real dad, check out those teeth!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ha hahttp://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon10.gif that's hilarious supe!!http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon10.gif I think it's mean.... but funny hehe.
Agent_87
11-27-2001, 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by Doomsday:
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...damn i don't knopw how old Natalie is in that picture... but DAMN! ...she like begging you with those eyes. "please love me!"
...the pic above. I thought it would reappear if i quoted it, but i guess not.
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Doomsday
11-27-2001, 06:53 PM
Am I going to be the only one posting pics? Anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone..............
Doomsday
11-27-2001, 06:54 PM
Wow, this thread was started exactly 5 months ago. Sweet!
Doomsday
11-27-2001, 07:30 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>YES!!!!!
You can thank me later!
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/045.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
I'm surprised nobody's commented on this.
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JBond
11-27-2001, 07:48 PM
...is that a dead dog on the bottom of the picture.
Agent_87
11-27-2001, 11:29 PM
hehehehehehehe...
Madness
11-28-2001, 10:14 AM
http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/045.jpg
I find this picture offensive and sexually exploitive!!! Now, although CS may not be the best place to preach political correctness, I feel I should wage a one man war against anything I find offensive, and keep complaining until someone agrees with my beliefs!!!
(Sorry, I'm just doing my Olorin impresssion. How is it?? Good, needs some work, what??..........
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Agent_87
11-28-2001, 01:44 PM
hehehehehehehe...
slinger
11-28-2001, 02:00 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>
(Sorry, I'm just doing my Olorin impresssion. How is it?? Good, needs some work, what??..........</strong><hr></blockquote>
Needs more mentioning of LOTR. I'd like to see his Madness impression. He could probably do a good one of you finding out you're banned. ;)
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Psylent
11-28-2001, 04:36 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>http://celebs.absolutenow.com/images/kirsten_dunst/045.jpg
I find this picture offensive and sexually exploitive!!! Now, although CS may not be the best place to preach political correctness, I feel I should wage a one man war against anything I find offensive, and keep complaining until someone agrees with my beliefs!!!
(Sorry, I'm just doing my Olorin impresssion. How is it?? Good, needs some work, what??..........</strong><hr></blockquote>
Actually I agree with you, but since it's dunst so I don't give a damn.
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The Green Arrow
11-28-2001, 04:57 PM
Its been a while since I've been to this thread. the last time i opsted there were like 10 or 11 pages. anyway, i still think that portman is a much better choice than dunst. they are both obviously pretty, but i there's just something about portman that i love, something that dunst doesn't have. i don't know how anyone can say that portman looks like shes 12. if you think that, than you obviously haven't seen a 12 year old in a long long time. true she does look younger than her age, but i could care less, looks aren't everything. its called aging good, which is a great thing. :D :D
Superman
11-28-2001, 09:15 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>I'm surprised nobody's commented on this.</strong><hr></blockquote>
To tell you the truth, honestly, I was just beyond disturbed in a funny way when I saw that. I was laughing so much, and it was so bizzare that I literally had no words to describe how I felt. It was f--king hilarious.
aeon-death
11-28-2001, 09:57 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>Am I going to be the only one posting pics? Anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone..............</strong><hr></blockquote>
hey! You know your not the only one! are you saying those pix I post meant nothing to you!!!!!! :eek: :mad:
(jk) :D
[ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: aeon-death ]</p>
aeon-death
11-28-2001, 09:59 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>
To tell you the truth, honestly, I was just beyond disturbed in a funny way when I saw that. I was laughing so much, and it was so bizzare that I literally had no words to describe how I felt. It was f--king hilarious.</strong><hr></blockquote>
http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon10.gifHAHAHAHAAAA----
agreedhttp://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Doomsday
11-28-2001, 10:41 PM
Well, boys, I think it's safe to say that this forum has finally lost the touch it used to have. It could always come back, if anyone else wanted to debate about it, but I think we have all said our peace.
Rest in peace, old friend.
(Natalie all the way)
Psylent
11-28-2001, 11:04 PM
Dunst is someone I'd play around, someone I can't respect and love. Since she's not a virgin, she is wasted to me. But Portman is someone I'd like to get married with, someone I'll love and respect. So even though she's not a virgin, I can't help think of her as a beautiful being. She looks young because of her innocence. Dunst isn't pretty at all!(not to me) she looks nice because of her make-ups.
THE ICEMAN COMETH
11-30-2001, 10:13 AM
[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
<strong>Dunst is someone I'd play around, someone I can't respect and love. Since she's not a virgin, she is wasted to me. But Portman is someone I'd like to get married with, someone I'll love and respect. So even though she's not a virgin, I can't help think of her as a beautiful being. She looks young because of her innocence. Dunst isn't pretty at all!(not to me) she looks nice because of her make-ups.</strong><hr></blockquote>
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE VIRGIN SILENT. YOU NEED YOUR CHERRY POPPED BAD! :D
Doomsday
11-30-2001, 01:46 PM
[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
<strong>So even though she's not a virgin, I can't help think of her as a beautiful being.</strong><hr></blockquote>
WHOA, slow down. Where did you get THIS information? How do you know that my Natalie is not a virgin? ANSWER ME!
:mad:
slinger
11-30-2001, 02:22 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
WHOA, slow down. Where did you get THIS information? How do you know that my Natalie is not a virgin? ANSWER ME!
:mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>
C'mon Dooms.
Doomsday
11-30-2001, 05:05 PM
I know, the odds are she's probably not a virgin, but who knows, maybe I'll get lucky! :D
THE ICEMAN COMETH
11-30-2001, 09:36 PM
I HEARD NATALIE GAVE IT UP TO THAT SUPER DORKY LOOKING TURD NAMED LUCAS HAAS. SO IF A GEEK LIKE HIM CAN GET HER, YOU MAY HAVE A SHOT THERE DOOMY. :D
Doomsday
11-30-2001, 11:15 PM
I have no idea who Lucas Haas is, but if he is a dweeb, then bring it on. Everybody knows I am THE KING of dweebs!
Psylent
12-01-2001, 02:47 PM
[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE VIRGIN SILENT. YOU NEED YOUR CHERRY POPPED BAD! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>I AM a virgin, what's your problem?
Psylent
12-01-2001, 02:49 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
WHOA, slow down. Where did you get THIS information? How do you know that my Natalie is not a virgin? ANSWER ME!
:mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>
WHOA, YOU slow down, I never said she isn't a virgin, what I ment was even IF she's not a virgin.
I don't know she's a virgin or not, I was just saying if she wasn't, I still see her as a beautiful being.
Superman
12-01-2001, 04:39 PM
[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
<strong>
WHOA, YOU slow down, I never said she isn't a virgin, what I ment was even IF she's not a virgin.
I don't know she's a virgin or not, I was just saying if she wasn't, I still see her as a beautiful being.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Isn't that bias, Dunst is slutty for losing her virginity but Portman isn't? I don't care if either or both has lost it, but you can't make it seem okay for one and not for another.
Psylent
12-01-2001, 05:56 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>
Isn't that bias, Dunst is slutty for losing her virginity but Portman isn't? I don't care if either or both has lost it, but you can't make it seem okay for one and not for another.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hey! I'm sorry, I can't care what I can and what I can't, I just can't help feeling this way. Plus I didn't mean she's slutty because she lost her virginity, it's just an IMPRESSION I got from her, and she just happens not to be a virgin. OK?
Even though she's a virgin, from what I see, the impression I get is still slutty.
The impression I get from Kirsten Dunst is a fun, funny girl who would have sex with you if you were her boyfriend, but not necessarily slutty. She seems like you'd have a great time with her.
Portman, to me, seems like she's no fun and sort of spoiled. Look at that picture where she's sitting in that chair looking at you- she looks really snobby.
Psylent
12-01-2001, 06:12 PM
I know different people got different impressions, and I was just telling Supe what's the impression I get from them. Not that I'm asking anyone to agree.
slinger
12-01-2001, 07:49 PM
Oh ment to post that last week I saw The Virgin Suicides. Not what I was expecting. That isn't a bad thing. Really great film. Different. Well acted, directed, written. Superb. Should've gotten more attention I think. Sophia did win best new filmaker of the year from MTV. See it if you haven't. Dunst of course plays a whore. ;)
No talk of Portman returning to her first role? tsk tsk
Doomsday
12-01-2001, 07:52 PM
I agree with bbf2 ON THE KIRSTEN PART, not necessarily the Natalie part.
Con-Air
12-01-2001, 08:44 PM
I get the impression from both of them that they're scared to walk down the street because dirty men are talking about their virginity on the net. Think about it.
aeon-death
12-01-2001, 09:04 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>I get the impression from both of them that they're scared to walk down the street because dirty men are talking about their virginity on the net. Think about it.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I know I'm not one of the dirty men.
Doomsday
12-01-2001, 11:25 PM
Who are these sick people?
aeon-death
12-02-2001, 02:22 PM
:confused: beats me <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
slinger
12-02-2001, 03:20 PM
They should be locked up and studied.
Agent_87
12-02-2001, 04:34 PM
~WHY HASN'T ANYONE POSTED ANY PICS LATELY?
rObix
12-02-2001, 05:06 PM
Lucas Hass was in "John's", and "Mars Attacks". i do believe he was also in "boys" with wynona ryder, but i cant recall. been a while since i seen that one.
i cant say i like him much, but i'd rather know she was with someone who is obviously a geek, that someone like hayden christenson, who is like all athletic and "handsome", and blonde hair blue eyes nazi poster boy. just my opinion. though, i still refuse to believe she gave it up....
she is still the same innocent girl she was in leon in my head! :D
Superman
12-02-2001, 09:49 PM
Natalie is kinda stuck up, that was my impression from reading some interviews. She thinks she's better than all of the actresses in her age group.
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>Natalie is kinda stuck up, that was my impression from reading some interviews. She thinks she's better than all of the actresses in her age group.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I knew it!
Oh, and another thing, Natalie sucked at acting in Phantom Menace, and in the preview of Episode Two. Kirsten Dunst at least doesn't act like she's reading lines off a paper, with very little movement of her face. Dunst wins in the acting category, at least in my opinion.
rObix
12-03-2001, 11:01 AM
[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>
I knew it!
Oh, and another thing, Natalie sucked at acting in Phantom Menace, and in the preview of Episode Two. Kirsten Dunst at least doesn't act like she's reading lines off a paper, with very little movement of her face. Dunst wins in the acting category, at least in my opinion.</strong><hr></blockquote>
you....need...to...die....
Moe Szyslak
12-03-2001, 11:05 AM
Hey! When did this switch from looks to personality? What the hell is going on here?
________
Yaris (http://www.toyota-wiki.com/wiki/Toyota_Yaris)
slinger
12-03-2001, 02:10 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>Lucas Hass was in "John's", and "Mars Attacks". i do believe he was also in "boys" with wynona ryder, but i cant recall. been a while since i seen that one.
i cant say i like him much, but i'd rather know she was with someone who is obviously a geek, that someone like hayden christenson, who is like all athletic and "handsome", and blonde hair blue eyes nazi poster boy. just my opinion. though, i still refuse to believe she gave it up....
she is still the same innocent girl she was in leon in my head! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Weren't Natalie and him a "couple" at the end of Mars Attacks?
slinger
12-03-2001, 02:12 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>Natalie is kinda stuck up, that was my impression from reading some interviews. She thinks she's better than all of the actresses in her age group.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well she did play a queen of an entire planet. That'll make your ego big.
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
you....need...to...die....</strong><hr></blockquote>
Why the hostility? Are you finally realizing that your gnome-girl can't act?
Con-Air
12-03-2001, 08:03 PM
Yeah, Portman's acting in the Forbidden Love trailer was horrible. I still think she's the best of her type but geez.
Doomsday
12-03-2001, 08:43 PM
As much as I love her as a beautiful being, I have to admit her acting in Episode I was not.......spectacular!
Doomsday
12-03-2001, 08:49 PM
[quote]Originally posted by curt1399:
<strong>
Ya that makes a whole lot of sense when i said "Kirsten ALL THE WAY". You're such a retard. And going by your profile, you must be like 10 (boobies?), grow up!!! and it's womEn not woman, LOL.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hey, I just found this reply. Alright, I'll explain, seeing that you think I am 10.
Have you ever seen the Muppet Show, or The Muppet Movie, or The Muppets Take Manhattan, or The Great Muppet Caper? Remember how Animal always says "WOMAN, WOMAN, WOMAN," well? You thought I made it up? As for boobies, use you imagination, I could have put tits, jugs, rack, pacifiers, etc.
Doomsday
12-03-2001, 08:50 PM
By the way, you should learn to take a joke.
aeon-death
12-03-2001, 09:53 PM
hehe I like you doomsday :D and your jokes too..
Doomsday
12-03-2001, 10:54 PM
Thanks, aeon, but seriously, that guy got so so defensive over a stupid joke. Sheesh!
Doomsday
12-06-2001, 08:41 PM
Wow, is it me, or has this topic died?
JBond
12-06-2001, 08:53 PM
Does this mean meaningless posts from you once every month for eternity now? ;)
Doomsday
12-06-2001, 08:55 PM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Does this mean meaningless posts from you once every month for eternity now? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>You can count on that!
Psylent
12-06-2001, 10:03 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>Wow, is it me, or has this topic died?</strong><hr></blockquote>Because Natalie is better, no point of arguing anymore... ;)
Psylent
12-06-2001, 10:07 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>Natalie is kinda stuck up, that was my impression from reading some interviews. She thinks she's better than all of the actresses in her age group.</strong><hr></blockquote>
That's because she IS better... ;) :D
rObix
12-07-2001, 01:00 AM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
Weren't Natalie and him a "couple" at the end of Mars Attacks?</strong><hr></blockquote>
well...she awarded him the medal of honor...and then he made the speech about teepee's....and then i left the room....but, yeah...wouldnt surprize me...
Doomsday
12-09-2001, 09:04 PM
Natalie is better!
Con-Air
12-09-2001, 09:13 PM
My vote goes to a third party.
Doomsday
12-09-2001, 09:17 PM
Yeah, I have my eye on somebody, too, and it's not Natalie.
Con-Air
12-09-2001, 09:30 PM
I think I say who's on everybody's minds when I say TOM ARNOLD!!
rObix
12-10-2001, 07:56 AM
[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>
Why the hostility? Are you finally realizing that your gnome-girl can't act?</strong><hr></blockquote>
she is a fine actress....most especially in leon.
rObix
12-10-2001, 07:59 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>I think I say who's on everybody's minds when I say TOM ARNOLD!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
i dunno...he has some points against him automatically just for the nature of his fame, and who(or what) he had to have sex with to get famous...
Doomsday
12-10-2001, 05:42 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
i dunno...he has some points against him automatically just for the nature of his fame, and who(or what) he had to have sex with to get famous...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ewwww, just the thought of his ex is......BLARG!
rObix
12-10-2001, 07:23 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
Ewwww, just the thought of his ex is......BLARG!</strong><hr></blockquote>
BARF!... if more appropriate than BLARG!..
Doomsday
12-10-2001, 09:18 PM
Well, now that I think about it, maybe I should make a Natalie Portman vs. Roseanne forum......
slinger
12-10-2001, 09:54 PM
Another page?!! What the Holy hell?!!
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>Well, now that I think about it, maybe I should make a Natalie Portman vs. Roseanne forum......</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well the elf or the ogre? Hmmm.... I guess the elf.
rObix
12-11-2001, 03:31 PM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>Another page?!! What the Holy hell?!!
Well the elf or the ogre? Hmmm.... I guess the elf.</strong><hr></blockquote>
nothing wrong with elven girls....she's is still beautiful ;P
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-11-2001, 04:27 PM
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS INSANITY!!!!!! 27 PAGES OF THIS ***** IS MORE THAN ENOUGH!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Psylent
12-11-2001, 04:44 PM
IF this is *****, it's never enough!! :D
Doomsday
12-11-2001, 05:15 PM
I can never stop making enough *****!
Psylent
12-11-2001, 05:53 PM
Me, too!! my toilet never gets hungry!!
rObix
12-11-2001, 11:53 PM
we'd all die if we stopped making ****....
and iceman, we'll consider stopping if you turn off your caps. in "internet land" caps connotate yelling...it's annoying.
Agent_87
12-12-2001, 09:16 AM
---------------------
where did all the nice pics of Natalie go? ...why did you guys stop posting pics of that little beauty?
Doomsday
12-12-2001, 07:46 PM
Come on guys, my schedule got busy, you need to continue the pic trend!
rObix
12-12-2001, 10:26 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>Come on guys, my schedule got busy, you need to continue the pic trend!</strong><hr></blockquote>
im here for the arguin....i got a few megs of pics of her stocked away....
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-13-2001, 01:43 AM
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
rObix
12-13-2001, 08:38 AM
[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
if this thread annoys you so much....STOP LOADING IT, and go to another one.
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-13-2001, 03:17 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
if this thread annoys you so much....STOP LOADING IT, and go to another one.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I....CAN'T....HELP....IT.... :eek:
rObix
12-13-2001, 11:19 PM
[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>
I....CAN'T....HELP....IT.... :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>
well, just because you're a masochist...don't take it out on us....and turn your friggin caps lock off!
Superman
12-15-2001, 03:13 PM
Okay, Kirsten has officially won after that new Spidey pic! :D
Doomsday
12-15-2001, 03:17 PM
She is definitely getting back to the top, Supes!
Wait, lemme post it here....
Doomsday
12-15-2001, 03:19 PM
http://www.spidermanhype.com/gallery/The_Movie/Trailer/trailer103.jpg
[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: Doomsday ]</p>
Doomsday
12-15-2001, 03:21 PM
http://www.spidermanhype.com/gallery/The_Movie/Trailer/trailer106.jpg
rObix
12-15-2001, 03:25 PM
i disagree! might i remind posters of the natalie "beach" pictures that jibbond wont let me post!
Doomsday
12-15-2001, 03:32 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>i disagree! might i remind posters of the natalie "beach" pictures that jibbond wont let me post!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yep, I've seen those, too. Thanks for reminding me!
You know, at first, I didn't know where the hell those pics were from.
I didn't know that the Spider-Man trailer was out until, like, two days after it was on the internet!
rObix
12-15-2001, 06:25 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
Yep, I've seen those, too. Thanks for reminding me!</strong><hr></blockquote>
no problemo, man. i need to keep all my comrade in arms for natalie...
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-16-2001, 10:54 AM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>i disagree! might i remind posters of the natalie "beach" pictures that jibbond wont let me post!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I'VE SEEN THOSE PICS TOO. BUT WHERE BY GOD WERE THE BOOBS??????? SHE'S SO FLAT!!! AND BTW MAKE ME TURN MY CAPS OFF. GO AHEAD I DARE YOU!!!!
rObix
12-16-2001, 11:21 AM
the boobs are there...haven't you heard the saying "anything more than a mouthful is a waste"?
slinger
12-16-2001, 11:26 AM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>the boobs are there...haven't you heard the saying "anything more than a mouthful is a waste"?</strong><hr></blockquote>
So is that what you tell the ladies about your penis? (sorry couldn't resist)
The beach pics are blurred, and like mentioned before there isn't much to see.
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-16-2001, 11:41 AM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
So is that what you tell the ladies about your penis? (sorry couldn't resist)</strong><hr></blockquote>
http://home.hetnet.nl/~jedimaster-klaas/lol.gif
[ 12-16-2001: Message edited by: THE ICEMAN COMETH ]</p>
Doomsday
12-16-2001, 12:58 PM
28 pages, can't wait to see how far it actually goes!
rObix
12-16-2001, 02:21 PM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
So is that what you tell the ladies about your penis? (sorry couldn't resist)
The beach pics are blurred, and like mentioned before there isn't much to see.</strong><hr></blockquote>
actually, it's more "just fit in what you can" :p
the beach pictures are still more than anyone has of dunst.
rObix
12-16-2001, 02:23 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>28 pages, can't wait to see how far it actually goes!</strong><hr></blockquote>
i predict this thread will end with either of our deaths, dooms....since we seem to be the only mainstays.
Doomsday
12-16-2001, 03:00 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
i predict this thread will end with either of our deaths, dooms....since we seem to be the only mainstays.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Since we proved that Natalie is clearly the better choice!
slinger
12-16-2001, 03:38 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
Since we proved that Natalie is clearly the better choice!</strong><hr></blockquote>
That's funny.
rObix
12-16-2001, 05:26 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
Since we proved that Natalie is clearly the better choice!</strong><hr></blockquote>
we have in overabundance, my friend.
rObix
12-16-2001, 05:27 PM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
That's funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>
you're funny.
Olorin
12-16-2001, 11:15 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
Ewwww, just the thought of his ex is......BLARG!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wow, you say blarg! I say blarg! We say blarg!
rObix
12-17-2001, 09:02 AM
all the cool people apparently say BLARG....
hence i dont, for i am not cool.
Agent_87
12-17-2001, 10:01 AM
I think we need more pics of the girls.
rObix
12-17-2001, 11:24 AM
http://members.toast.net/alienboy/gun.jpg
rObix
12-17-2001, 11:26 AM
how much sexier can you get than that? haha. a 12 year old, holding her brothers teddy bear, and pointing a gun at you.
JBond
12-17-2001, 12:00 PM
Holy geez, I moved my head to the side when i saw that pic!! ;)
JBond
12-17-2001, 12:36 PM
http://www.spidermanhype.com/gallery/The_Movie/Trailer/trailer102.jpg
Agent_87
12-17-2001, 01:39 PM
and holy crap, my d**k shot up, when you posted that last one.
slinger
12-17-2001, 02:10 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
you're funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>
In the pathetic take pity way.
Doomsday
12-17-2001, 05:00 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>
Wow, you say blarg! I say blarg! We say blarg!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wow, we both say BLARG!
Doomsday
12-17-2001, 07:56 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>all the cool people apparently say BLARG....
hence i dont, for i am not cool.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Then why don't you JUST SAY IT!!!!!!!!
rObix
12-17-2001, 10:53 PM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>http://www.spidermanhype.com/gallery/The_Movie/Trailer/trailer102.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
dunst's nipples in this pic are more of a leathal weapon, that nat's gun!
rObix
12-17-2001, 10:54 PM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
In the pathetic take pity way.</strong><hr></blockquote>
pity has been taken.
rObix
12-17-2001, 10:54 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>
Then why don't you JUST SAY IT!!!!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
because im not cool! Blarg!
oh sh.it....
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-18-2001, 02:27 AM
http://www.spidermanhype.com/gallery/The_Movie/Trailer/trailer102.jpg
NOW DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THE BOOBS? FACE FACTS GUYS BOOBS RULE! I'LL TAKE A CUTE FACE WITH A KILLER RACK (DUNST) OVER A GORGEOUS FACE WITH A 12 YEAR OLD'S BODY (PORTMAN). AH, MY SWEET KIRSTEN, WHEN WILL YOU DELIGHT US FANS WITH YOUR MELONS ON FILM. :D
[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: THE ICEMAN COMETH ]
[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: THE ICEMAN COMETH ]</p>
Olorin
12-18-2001, 02:35 AM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>all the cool people apparently say BLARG....
hence i dont, for i am not cool.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I can't believe you are implying that there is someone COOL on these forums. Come on, it's an internet movie messageboard! We're the biggest geeks on the planet!
Agent_87
12-18-2001, 08:01 AM
I agree with the iceman. I wanna see her boobs.
rObix
12-18-2001, 10:24 AM
700 posts strong!
rObix
12-18-2001, 10:26 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>
I can't believe you are implying that there is someone COOL on these forums. Come on, it's an internet movie messageboard! We're the biggest geeks on the planet!</strong><hr></blockquote>
ahhh...when you're right, you're right. and you? you're always right.
wait...superman is like actually cool where he lives.
Superman
12-18-2001, 04:15 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>the boobs are there...haven't you heard the saying "anything more than a mouthful is a waste"?</strong><hr></blockquote>
They're like sunnyside up eggs.
Superman
12-18-2001, 04:16 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>wait...superman is like actually cool where he lives.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Can't argue with that one!
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-18-2001, 04:29 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>
I can't believe you are implying that there is someone COOL on these forums. Come on, it's an internet movie messageboard! We're the biggest geeks on the planet!</strong><hr></blockquote>
WHO YOU CALLING A GEEK!!!!!!!
http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0615.jpg
Doomsday
12-18-2001, 04:33 PM
OK, I want some pics of Kirsten, I know you guys got 'em. This Spider-Man thing is making me excited, show me some Kirsten.
(Mind you, all you...I mean, all us Natalie lovers, I am not changing sides, I still love Natalie, but come on, you gotta admit the Spider-Man pic was good. I'm not a machine. ;) )
slinger
12-18-2001, 08:38 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>OK, I want some pics of Kirsten, I know you guys got 'em. This Spider-Man thing is making me excited, show me some Kirsten.
(Mind you, all you...I mean, all us Natalie lovers, I am not changing sides, I still love Natalie, but come on, you gotta admit the Spider-Man pic was good. I'm not a machine. ;) )</strong><hr></blockquote>
I see signs of caving in. He's caving.
JBond
12-19-2001, 12:03 AM
Ah finally. The site absolutecelbrites has apparently decided to change the URL's of thier pics, so I had to change the URL's in about 15 of my pics and about 15 of Doomsday's pics. Not to mention all of the ones that were QUOTED in those that we have posted!
So, you're welcome ;)
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Ah finally. The site absolutecelbrites has apparently decided to change the URL's of thier pics, so I had to change the URL's in about 15 of my pics and about 15 of Doomsday's pics. Not to mention all of the ones that were QUOTED in those that we have posted!
So, you're welcome ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
I applaud you.
w00master
12-19-2001, 09:22 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>28 pages, can't wait to see how far it actually goes!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hope it ends now...
*pause*
wait... I just posted here... NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
(Btw, Natalie's looks are HIGHLY overrated, she looks 12 for godsakes!) :p
w00master
Agent_87
12-19-2001, 11:16 AM
She USED TO look 12, ...but no one, ever seems to post recent pics of her. .....oh god. I wanna f**k her.
Doomsday
12-19-2001, 04:32 PM
[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
I see signs of caving in. He's caving.</strong><hr></blockquote>Hey, I'm only human!
Doomsday
12-19-2001, 04:33 PM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Ah finally. The site absolutecelbrites has apparently decided to change the URL's of thier pics, so I had to change the URL's in about 15 of my pics and about 15 of Doomsday's pics. Not to mention all of the ones that were QUOTED in those that we have posted!
So, you're welcome ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
I was wondering what the hell happened.
rObix
12-19-2001, 08:24 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>
They're like sunnyside up eggs.</strong><hr></blockquote>
hey...eggs are good ;)
rObix
12-19-2001, 08:24 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>
Can't argue with that one!</strong><hr></blockquote>
i hate you.
JBond
12-19-2001, 11:22 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
i hate you.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I hate YOU
rObix
12-20-2001, 12:42 AM
but...but...i love you.
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-20-2001, 12:53 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>She USED TO look 12, ...but no one, ever seems to post recent pics of her. .....oh god. I wanna f**k her.</strong><hr></blockquote>
WOW! :eek: CALM DOWN THERE BIG BOY. SUCH A SMOOTH TALKER. :rolleyes:
Agent_87
12-20-2001, 09:40 AM
......sorry, i didn't think that post made me look irate!
Agent_87
12-20-2001, 09:41 AM
And Robix.......... THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!!!
rObix
12-20-2001, 10:23 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>And Robix.......... THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
finally, someone gets my joke!
w00master
12-20-2001, 11:03 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>She USED TO look 12, ...but no one, ever seems to post recent pics of her. .....oh god. I wanna f**k her.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wow... such intelligence.... ;)
Nah, she still looks 12
This is a REAL woman...
http://www.beyondhotonline.com/elizabeth-hurley/pics/hurley11.jpg
w00master
rObix
12-20-2001, 12:33 PM
liz hurley? what the hell kind of drugs are you on?
w00master
12-20-2001, 01:24 PM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>liz hurley? what the hell kind of drugs are you on?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ummmm... none... I'll throw that back at you... what kind of drugs are you on if you don't think Liz Hurley is hot? And I HIGHLY doubt that you'd kick Liz Hurley out of bed. If you did, you're definitely nuts or on something.
w00master
Agent_87
12-20-2001, 03:22 PM
yeah robix, whatz up with that!? ........liz hurley is hot!!!!
...but yeah, i hadn't even read your info before. But when i finally noticed, i had to say something. After all, i love that movie.
rObix
12-20-2001, 09:28 PM
wee...page 30.
rObix
12-20-2001, 09:30 PM
[quote]Originally posted by w00master:
<strong>
Ummmm... none... I'll throw that back at you... what kind of drugs are you on if you don't think Liz Hurley is hot? And I HIGHLY doubt that you'd kick Liz Hurley out of bed. If you did, you're definitely nuts or on something.
w00master</strong><hr></blockquote>
im not on any drugs....though i could dig a nice morphine drip, right now....
hurley is not very attractive at all, and her voice cut through me like glass....blech.
would i kick her out of bed? probably not. but i have no standards when it comes to f.uckable women. i have high standards when it comes to eye candy, though.
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-20-2001, 10:46 PM
[quote]Originally posted by w00master:
<strong>
Ummmm... none... I'll throw that back at you... what kind of drugs are you on if you don't think Liz Hurley is hot? And I HIGHLY doubt that you'd kick Liz Hurley out of bed. If you did, you're definitely nuts or on something.
w00master</strong><hr></blockquote>
I'D KICK HER OUT OF BED......AFTER I'M DONE OF COURSE. ;)
rObix
12-21-2001, 12:08 AM
[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>
I'D KICK HER OUT OF BED......AFTER I'M DONE OF COURSE. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
like she'd have any of us....maybe supes...
Agent_87
12-21-2001, 07:20 AM
Hey, didn't she prove with Austin Powers, that she likes Slow witted secret Agents? ...then Jbond and myself have a shot!
[ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>
w00master
12-21-2001, 08:29 AM
[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>
im not on any drugs....though i could dig a nice morphine drip, right now....
hurley is not very attractive at all, and her voice cut through me like glass....blech.
would i kick her out of bed? probably not. but i have no standards when it comes to f.uckable women. i have high standards when it comes to eye candy, though.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Nah... you're on some drug... maybe crack.
;)
Liz Hurley IS eye candy.
w00master
rObix
12-21-2001, 10:40 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>Hey, didn't she prove with Austin Powers, that she likes Slow witted secret Agents? ...then Jbond and myself have a shot!
[ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
bond has a better shot, because he is a chat-bot, where as liz hurley is a femme-bot...
rObix
12-21-2001, 10:41 AM
[quote]Originally posted by w00master:
<strong>
Nah... you're on some drug... maybe crack.
;)
Liz Hurley IS eye candy.
w00master</strong><hr></blockquote>
meh...i disagree....natalie is much prettier.
and she doesnt STILL look twelve, so stop using that excuse. though, we all have some fond memories of her, when she did.
Olorin
12-21-2001, 12:41 PM
Oh come on, what happened to the visual aides? Those really... help... you know?
rObix
12-21-2001, 02:49 PM
http://members.toast.net/alienboy/wow.jpg
behold
rObix
12-21-2001, 02:55 PM
i really like this one as well...
http://members.toast.net/alienboy/nat/13.jpg
rObix
12-21-2001, 03:01 PM
*drool*
http://members.toast.net/alienboy/nat/55.jpg
rObix
12-21-2001, 03:03 PM
ok, this is my last one for now...but, this is my favorite picture of her of this bunch.
http://members.toast.net/alienboy/nat/54.jpg
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-21-2001, 09:34 PM
SHE FREAKING LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD GUYS!!!!!!! C'MON!!!!!! GET WITH THE GROWN UP WOMEN!!!!!!! :mad:
JBond
12-21-2001, 10:01 PM
She does NOT look 12!! Besides...some here like that sort of thing so I've heard! *cough* rOb ;)
Doomsday
12-21-2001, 11:18 PM
Seriously, you guys are not only wrong, but....yes, you're wrong. She does not look 12.
Besides, I think Kirsten...looks......12!
Ahhhh, that's not gonna work.
rObix
12-22-2001, 12:49 AM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>She does NOT look 12!! Besides...some here like that sort of thing so I've heard! *cough* rOb ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
yeah, well...i cant really argue there...
THE ICEMAN COMETH
12-22-2001, 03:04 AM
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>She does NOT look 12!! Besides...some here like that sort of thing so I've heard! *cough* rOb ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
OK OK OK SHE DOESN'T LOOK 12, SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD!!!! :mad: GO FOR GROWN UP WOMEN GUYS, THEY'RE MORE FUN! :cool:
Agent_87
12-22-2001, 08:14 AM
AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..... i LAUGH, because if any of you ever met Natalie and she was intrigued by you, you'd be on her like 'white on rice' <-- i never really understood that, but it helps me make a point.
rObix
12-22-2001, 11:29 AM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..... i LAUGH, because if any of you ever met Natalie and she was intrigued by you, you'd be on her like 'white on rice' <-- i never really understood that, but it helps me make a point.</strong><hr></blockquote>
i would act nothing like this if i met natalie portman....this is just goof off shi.t...maybe when i graduate film school, and im doing my first movie she'll be interested in the role ;) could happen haha.
rObix
12-22-2001, 11:30 AM
[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>
OK OK OK SHE DOESN'T LOOK 12, SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD!!!! :mad: GO FOR GROWN UP WOMEN GUYS, THEY'RE MORE FUN! :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>
i dunno...13 year olds are pretty fun...
Agent_87
12-22-2001, 10:28 PM
Dammit rOBix i know you'd creame yourself if she mounted you! .....so shut your mouth. :p
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..... i LAUGH, because if any of you ever met Natalie and she was intrigued by you, you'd be on her like 'white on rice' <-- i never really understood that, but it helps me make a point.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, there ARE laws against pediophilia, you know.
Agent_87
12-22-2001, 10:59 PM
She's like 19, you F**kin idiot! Eat your words. :cool:
Doomsday
12-22-2001, 11:46 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>She's like 19, you F**kin idiot! Eat your words. :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>
Whoa, calm down! She's actually 20, trust me, I know. If anybody wants to bid for her address, personal cell phone number, and an authentic pair of underwear PERSONALLY worn by Natalie Portman, you can place your bids right here.
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