Nightmare-Freddy V.S Uber-Jason(Freddy V.S Jason Part II)

[Zonic Boom]

Nightmare-Freddy V.S Uber-Jason(Freddy V.S Jason Part II)

Preview

Narrotor:New Line Productions Presents
Nightmare On Elm Strret Theme Song Plays
Narrotor:A sequel to continue the battle of...........
Friday The 13th ThemeSong Plays
Narrotor:Freddy V.S Jason,but this time it`s the year 2456 one year after Jason Voorhees landed on Earth into the Lake,scientists have discovered him
Scientist #1:Look at this(pulls off Jason`s mask)
a pair of knifes stab into him,and lava pours from the ground
Freddy looks at the screen and says:Thought I was gone did ya?
Narrotor:This time new characters
Me:Why is my father doing this?
James Voorhees:I have know idea,but we`d better stop them
Narrotor:New weapons
Kat(girlfriend Of Me):Wow look at this machete
Narrotor:The sons of the two future based psychos will battle to bring back the good inside of their fathers,and risk any obsticle or battlefield they have too..............well you know

Freddy V.S Jason Part II
Coming August 22,2003

[Rebecca]

hmmmmmmm

[ambrosia]

Umm confusing. Your FLCL signature confuses me even more. ;)

[spiderman_2k]

Originally posted by Zonic Boom
Nightmare-Freddy V.S Uber-Jason(Freddy V.S Jason Part II)

Preview

Narrotor:New Line Productions Presents
Nightmare On Elm Strret Theme Song Plays
Narrotor:A sequel to continue the battle of...........
Friday The 13th ThemeSong Plays
Narrotor:Freddy V.S Jason,but this time it`s the year 2456 one year after Jason Voorhees landed on Earth into the Lake,scientists have discovered him
Scientist #1:Look at this(pulls off Jason`s mask)
a pair of knifes stab into him,and lava pours from the ground
Freddy looks at the screen and says:Thought I was gone did ya?
Narrotor:This time new characters
Me:Why is my father doing this?
James Voorhees:I have know idea,but we`d better stop them
Narrotor:New weapons
Kat(girlfriend Of Me):Wow look at this machete
Narrotor:The sons of the two future based psychos will battle to bring back the good inside of their fathers,and risk any obsticle or battlefield they have too..............well you know

Freddy V.S Jason Part II
Coming August 22,2003

Please tell me ur kidding??

[Mr.Matinee]

This is different.

[Link]

Since when does Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees have sons? Did they knock up a few people between part time of murdering?

[cg124]

Originally posted by Zonic Boom

Freddy V.S Jason Part II
Coming August 22,2003

then they gotta start filming now:D

[Mr.Matinee]

Damn,it comes out today?Must be opening in select cities.:p

[cg124]

damn it's not playing in my city. Stupid new line.;) :) :D

[sniktawt]

It totally passed me by.

Pretty Bad Synopsis IMO.

[NightmareXXX]

Zonicboom told me that Freddy & Jason have sex with devil divas in Hell and then send their sons to Earth and now the sons have met their fathers and don`t want to kill like their fathers do.The people taking care of the two teenagers were a couple who Freddy & Jason had decided to leave their boys with,and then kill when they decided to get their sons back,but this happenend in the Year 2433 and the two villains never knew eachother had sons!

[Citizen Kane]

Boooooo...

[Movie mogul]

I didn't even know jason liked woman, Yet alone i didn't know a woman would have a baby with him! lol.
This is a joke right?

[Chucky's Back]

Ok... who the heck would get mith mass murders? Only nutty people would! Why would they want a son in the first place? Like Chucky, he didn't expect a child. But guess what?HE GOT ONE! Sorry i've been flamin' you this whole time. it's good...

[Frizzo the Clown]

I highly suggest you stop bumping these old threads just for your sheer amusement.

[ambrosia]

Ahhh, but the memories. ;)

[Fanible]

Meeemories... all alone in the moooonliiiight.

[Apocesis]

Since when does Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees have sons? Did they knock up a few people between part time of murdering?

He's correct about Jason, Jason had cousins, not a son, and I doubt his sperm is even still alive considering being a zombie, being blown up, and having his head, right arm, and left leg being completely destroyed. He might have a relative that's it.
As for Freddy he had a daughter (not a son) for about 9 years before he died, and as for turning them good... you're ****ing kidding me right? Jason kills people because his mother died before his eyes, he doesn't care about anyone (considering he tried and succeeded on one to kill his relative), he just wants to kill, that's his only purpose in life. As for Freddy, he made a deal with three snakes from hell so he can kill children for fun and in Wes Craven's New Nightmare he was the embodiment of evil. So no turning good for them, change it up a little so they both die at the end... it's inevitable.

Edit: Also if it's the 25th century why would the sons/daughter/cousins of mass serial killers from the 70s still be alive besides cryo freezing.

[DAN!]

i don't think the person you are talking to is going to get that message anytime soon

[ambrosia]

Wow, this is a blast from the past.

[diemos]

lol, tell me about it, I got confused for a second.

[Fanible]

*cries*