Ultra-Amazing Teen Movie Pitch Generator

[sphericthor]

Ok, heres how it goes, click on the link below, and fill in the details as quick as you can without thinking just click random entries then maybe paste your script back here as a message

Ultra-Amazing Teen Movie Pitch Generator (http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/moviepitch/index.asp)

Here's my pitch for The Bloodstained Philosopher, although I added my own stuff to it and edited some of the default stroylines and I came up with the title.

Hey Stephen!

It's me, Thor! Remember? We met at Ben Affleck's coke dealer's place. How are things going over at Dreamworks? Oh, that's terrif! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge ultra-blockbuster! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Glitter”! So like, open your mind, have a drink, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “American Pie” meets “Schindler's List” meets “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”. With a little bit of “Showgirls” thrown in for good measure!

The planet Feyei is threatened by a arrogant madman that controls a kingdom and a legion of mercenaries. The villains unstoppable scheme is to exploit the imagination of a young science-fiction writer, enabling him/her to build an unstoppable mega-tank, which will allow him/her to avenge all the wrongs done to them!

Our heroes are a group of aliens, led by a brillaint inventor. Drawing their powers from secret disciplines, can they save the day? Political machinations make life even more complicated. Then there's a twist involving a hydrogen bomb.

But it's an action film - with a Doctor of Custodial Computing, a inter-galactic ship chase, and three climaxes in State of the Broad Crooked Mills, State of the Forty Roaring Princesses, and on top of Fifty Twinlking Monkeys. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the back of a car involving a Pretty Pixie and a Crystal Galaxy Princess.

It's graphic, and searingly stimulating. We felt the movie also needed an ethnic subtext, so there's a small part or two for a magical Negro. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome intestine-inhaling aliens and then a heartfelt lesson is learned.

The ending has a mass suicide, a *****in' oil refinery explosion, a “Twilight Zone”-like surprise and a heartwarming sense of spine-tingling terror. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Madonna and Rammstein.

We think Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Sir Anthony Hopkins can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity!

We call it “The Bloodstained Philosopher”. It'll make $250,000,000 domestically and $639,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with “Urban“ teens.

[Brock Landers]

Hey Jeffrey!

It's me, JD! Remember? We met at Chuck Norris's coke dealer's place. How are things going over at Disney? Oh, that's terrif! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge Rober Ebert mind****! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Ishtar”! So like, open your mind, have a smoke, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “The Insatiable Cheerleader” meets “Citizen Kane” meets “Antz”. With a little bit of “Frumpy Old Bats” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a dog who meets a she-male. Then humps her. Then there's a twist involving a bank robbery. But it's ALSO an action film - with a blind toddler, a helicopter chase, and three climaxes in Disneyworld, Kabul, and on top of a bedridden 800 pound man. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the trunk of a circus elephant involving a diamond dildo. It's tasteful, and coldly erotic. We felt the movie also needed an ethnic subtext, so there's a small part or two for a magical Negro. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome some really tough thing and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a mass suicide, a *****in' oil refinery explosion, a ton of fart and vomit jokes and a heartwarming sense of spine-tingling terror. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Barbra Streisand and Rammstein. We think Tom Berenger, Rosie O'Donnell and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Sir Ian McKellen can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “2 Hour Toy Commercial”. It'll make $400,000,000 domestically and $200,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with “Urban“ kids.

[Kitty]

Hey Michael!

It's me, Kitty! Remember? We met at Chuck Norris's jacuzzi. How are things going over at Universal? Oh, that's fantasmo! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge box office slayer! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Batman & Robin”! So like, open your mind, have a smoke, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “American Graffiti” meets “Schindler's List” meets “Howard the Duck”. With a little bit of “You've Got Mail!” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a dog who meets a she-male. Then kills her. Then there's a twist involving a train wreck. But it's ALSO an action film - with a clairvoyant janitor, a car chase, and three climaxes in The Chicken Ranch, Hoboken, and on top of the local Wal-Mart. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the front of a rickshaw involving a copper chaise lounge. It's sensuous, and searingly stimulating. We felt the movie also needed a gender subtext, so there's a small part or two for a colorful goomba. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome intestine-inhaling aliens and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a surprise IRS audit, a train wreck, a ton of fart and vomit jokes and a heartwarming sense of melancholy. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Barbra Streisand and W.A.S.P.. We think Tommy Lee Jones, Jennifer Lopez and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Jude Law can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “Three Word Action Title”. It'll make $400,000,000 domestically and $500,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with Latin 40-somethings

[Malice]

Hey Jeffrey!

It's me, John! Remember? We met at Chuck Norris's party. How are things going over at MGM? Oh, that's marv! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge international hit! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Glitter”! So like, open your eyes, have a shot, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “American Graffiti” meets “Gandhi” meets “Antz”. With a little bit of “Showgirls” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a girl who meets a cat. Then fists her. Then there's a twist involving a bank robbery. But it's ALSO an action film - with a clairvoyant janitor, a helicopter chase, and three climaxes in The Chicken Ranch, Hoboken, and on top of Enron Stadium. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the back of a truck involving a steel wool dildo. It's sticky, and coldly erotic. We felt the movie also needed a social subtext, so there's a small part or two for a magical Negro. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome a searing case of hemorrhoids and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a mass suicide, a *****in' oil refinery explosion, a ton of fart and vomit jokes and a heartwarming sense of spine-tingling terror. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Liza Minnelli and The Mentors. We think Tom DeLay, Rosie O'Donnell and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Margaret Thatcher can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “2 Hour Toy Commercial”. It'll make $500,000,000 domestically and $500,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with Asian “Depends” buyers.

[Mat]

Hey Harvey!

It's me, Dave! Remember? We met at Anne Heche's jacuzzi. How are things going over at Miramax? Oh, that's fantasmo! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge ultra-blockbuster! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Waterworld”! So like, open your mind, have a snort, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “American Pie” meets “Gandhi” meets “Shrek”. With a little bit of “Erin Brockovich” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a girl who meets a dog. Then kills her. Then there's a twist involving a hydrogen bomb. But it's ALSO an action film - with a clairvoyant janitor, a SEGWAY scooter chase, and three climaxes in Graceland, Kabul, and on top of the local Wal-Mart. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the trunk of a circus elephant involving a diamond consortium. It's graphic, and conveniently autoerotic. We felt the movie also needed a racial subtext, so there's a small part or two for a magical Negro. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome a searing case of hemorrhoids and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a mass suicide, a song and dance number, a stirring courtroom speech and a heartwarming sense of whimsy. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Liza Minnelli and Kiss. We think Tom Selleck, Rosie O'Donnell and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Sir Ben Kingsley can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “Fast Food Tie-In”. It'll make $100,000,000 domestically and $400,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with white kids.

[Oj]

Hey Michael!

It's me, Matt! Remember? We met at Anne Heche's coke dealer's place. How are things going over at MGM? Oh, that's terrif! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge Rober Ebert mind****! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Freddie Got Fingered”! So like, purse your sphincter, have a shot, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “American Graffiti” meets “Schindler's List” meets “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”. With a little bit of “You've Got Mail!” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a dog who meets a she-male. Then kidnaps her. Then there's a twist involving a hydrogen bomb. But it's ALSO an action film - with a clairvoyant janitor, a SEGWAY scooter chase, and three climaxes in Graceland, Antartica, and on top of the local Wal-Mart. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the trunk of a circus elephant involving a wooden consortium. It's sticky, and coldly erotic. We felt the movie also needed a gender subtext, so there's a small part or two for a happy-go-lucky retard. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome a searing case of hemorrhoids and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a surprise IRS audit, a song and dance number, a stirring courtroom speech and a heartwarming sense of melancholy. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Barbra Streisand and Gwar. We think Tommy Lee Jones, Rosie O'Donnell and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Jude Law can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “2 Hour Toy Commercial”. It'll make $300,000,000 domestically and $500,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with Asian Gen-Y'ers.

[Rogue]

Hey Steven!

It's me, Lindsay! Remember? We met at Ben Affleck's coke dealer's place. How are things going over at Miramax? Oh, that's delish! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge Rober Ebert mind****! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Batman & Robin”! So like, open your mind, have a shot, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “Porky's” meets “Citizen Kane” meets “Howard the Duck”. With a little bit of “Showgirls” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a dog who meets a she-male. Then humps her. Then there's a twist involving a hydrogen bomb. But it's ALSO an action film - with a one-legged terrorist, a boat chase, and three climaxes in The Chicken Ranch, Hoboken, and on top of the local Wal-Mart. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the front of a rickshaw involving a diamond chaise lounge. It's sensuous, and searingly stimulating. We felt the movie also needed a racial subtext, so there's a small part or two for a magical Negro. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome a searing case of hemorrhoids and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a surprise IRS audit, a *****in' oil refinery explosion, a stirring courtroom speech and a heartwarming sense of whimsy. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Celine Dion and Rammstein. We think Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Sir Anthony Hopkins can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “Adjective Emotion”. It'll make $500,000,000 domestically and $500,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with white Gen-X'ers.

[Chodaboy]

Hey Steven!

It's me, Ian! Remember? We met at Ben Affleck's coke dealer's place. How are things going over at 20th Century Cocks? Oh, that's fantasmo! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge Rober Ebert mind****! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Freddie Got Fingered”! So like, open your mind, have a snort, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “American Pie” meets “Angela's Asses” meets “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”. With a little bit of “Showgirls” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a girl who meets a girl. Then humps her. Then there's a twist involving a train wreck. But it's ALSO an action film - with a blind toddler, a helicopter chase, and three climaxes in Graceland, Antartica, and on top of the local Wal-Mart. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the trunk of a circus elephant involving a diamond chaise lounge. It's tasteful, and coldly erotic. We felt the movie also needed an ethnic subtext, so there's a small part or two for a colorful goomba. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome some really tough thing and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a mass suicide, a *****in' oil refinery explosion, a “Twilight Zone”-like surprise and a heartwarming sense of melancholy. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Madonna and Iron Maiden. We think Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Jude Law can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “Three Word Action Title”. It'll make $500,000,000 domestically and $200,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with “Urban“ Gen-X'ers.

[spiderman_2k]

Hey Harvey!

It's me, Jack! Remember? We met at Ben Affleck's jacuzzi. How are things going over at Miramax? Oh, that's fab! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge ultra-blockbuster! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Batman & Robin”! So like, open your ears, have a shot, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “American Pie” meets “Gandhi” meets “Howard the Duck”. With a little bit of “Legally Blonde” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a cat who meets a cat. Then kills her. Then there's a twist involving a transsexual with a heart of nougat. But it's ALSO an action film - with a telekinetic fluffer, a SEGWAY scooter chase, and three climaxes in The Chicken Ranch, Antartica, and on top of a bedridden 800 pound man. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the trunk of a circus elephant involving a wooden chaise lounge. It's sensuous, and searingly stimulating. We felt the movie also needed a social subtext, so there's a small part or two for a militant lesbian. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome intestine-inhaling aliens and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a mass suicide, a song and dance number, a ton of fart and vomit jokes and a heartwarming sense of spine-tingling terror. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Cher and Kiss. We think Tommy Lee Jones, Jodi Foster and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Jude Law can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “2 Hour Toy Commercial”. It'll make $100,000,000 domestically and $100,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with white teens.

[dr_evil]

Hey Steven!

It's me, tedd! Remember? We met at Mariah Carey's coke dealer's place. How are things going over at Disney? Oh, that's marv! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I'm repping. Between you and me, it's going to be a huge box office slayer! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Pearl Harbor”! So like, purse your mind, have a smoke, sit back, and picture this:

This movie is “Porky's” meets “Midnight Cowboy” meets “Antz”. With a little bit of “You've Got Mail!” thrown in for good measure! It's a love story about a dog who meets a she-male. Then kidnaps her. Then there's a twist involving a hydrogen bomb. But it's ALSO an action film - with a blind toddler, a helicopter chase, and three climaxes in Graceland, Hoboken, and on top of the local Wal-Mart. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the front of a car involving a copper dildo. It's tasteful, and conveniently autoerotic. We felt the movie also needed a gender subtext, so there's a small part or two for a colorful goomba. But really, this is a family movie. It's about one family's struggle to overcome a searing case of hemorrhoids and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a surprise IRS audit, a *****in' oil refinery explosion, a stirring courtroom speech and a heartwarming sense of spine-tingling terror. We don't have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Madonna and Kiss. We think Tommy Lee Jones, Jodi Foster and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Sir Ian McKellen can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “Pop Song Reference”. It'll make $300,000,000 domestically and $200,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with Latin Gen-Y'ers.