Band Camp

[Link]

Sweet, let's crash it and get drunk man!

[Rogue]

*dances naked around the deck*

[Link]

I think JBond has no further interest in my idea ;)

[sabin26]

*after video taping everything* Well I think I'm going to hop in the pool *starts taking clothes off* Any ladies care to join me *dives in*

[southern]

*follows sabin into the pool*

[sabin26]

*swims up to Southern* Hey what's this *starts removing swimsuit* We be skinny dipping

[southern]

silly me

[sabin26]

*throws swimsuit out of the water* Now you know what's next :D *goes underwater*

[JimmyDean]

*Jumps into the hot tub with some strawberries*

Yummy!

[southern]

Oooooooooooooo strawberries

[sabin26]

*pops up from underwater* I gots some strawberries and cream

[JimmyDean]

*Does some laps around the pool, gets out and jumps into the hot tub*

Sure is lonely in here, anyone wanna join me?

[IdahoMR2man]

Wow, looks like everyone kinda got sexed out....or maybe it was just adding to the frustration.

[JimmyDean]

I'm thinking we need one big final orgy.

[IdahoMR2man]

Well Iben's here. She's horny.

[Iben]

that's quite an assumption there!...but hey, you're right ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*jumps Iben*

[JimmyDean]

Yummm... jelly danish.

*Starts to drink some wine in the hot tub*

[Iben]

*enjoys*

[Link]

*Quickly downs a tequila shot and leaves*

[IdahoMR2man]

*does many illegal acts on Iben*

[Iben]

*wraps her legs around Idaho and moans loudly...*

[IdahoMR2man]

*has trouble breathing*

[southern]

*takes notes*

[IdahoMR2man]

*jumps off Iben onto Southern for her "seminar"*

[JimmyDean]

*Sits in the hot tub, playing with the bubbles*

[southern]

did you make those bubbles?:p

[TyRoss]

(sits in the corner and watches)

[welty69]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
*Sits in the hot tub, playing with the bubbles*
:lol: Those are not bubble jets.....he had a can of beans earlier.

[JimmyDean]

For the answer to to that question, you'll have to take your top off.

[southern]

*looks down*
ok
*takes off top*

now tell me

[welty69]

Originally posted by JBond
*gurgle gurgle gurgle* ;)
Are you sure that was pool water that Jbond was gargling??

[JimmyDean]

Nope, I used regular bubbles. I bought them at K-Mart...

:D

Wanna come in? It's awfully comfy in here.

[southern]

sure
*gets nekkid*
*gets in*

strawberries?

[JimmyDean]

Yep. whip cream, too.

*Feeds you one with some whip cream*

How is?

[welty69]

I like blueberries better....you can fit them in your anus easier, and they don't hurt coming out.

[JimmyDean]

*Splashes water at Welty*

Back ya, pervert! Back I say!

[southern]

*eats delicious strawberry and cream*
yummy

*gets out long enoug to tape welty's mouth shut, foot up ass so as not to be able to move, and him to the wall near the sewer system*

[welty69]

What you have never played gues what is in my Anus?? It is a great game. Here bend over...




J/K

[JimmyDean]

Good job, sweets!

[welty69]

Originally posted by southern
*eats delicious strawberry and cream*
yummy

*gets out long enoug to tape welty's mouth shut, foot up ass so as not to be able to move, and him to the wall near the sewer system*

Thank you mistress...can I have some more?????

[southern]

you that was a pretty good job there.............where's sabin when you need him though?

[JimmyDean]

*Feeds Southern another strawberry with some cream*

[welty69]

WELTY: MMMPPHHHMMM...MELP...ME..(he ha I sound like scooby doo.)

[Rogue]

*jumps in the pool and sinks to the bottom* glub..glub..

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
*jumps in the pool and sinks to the bottom* glub..glub..

(Rescues Rogue and gives her mouth to mouth)

[Longshanks]

What we need here is some sort of hockey-masked, chainsaw-wielding serial-killer bumping people off in imaginative ways....hmmmmmm

[Citizen Kane]

I'll do it. ;)

*dons hockey mask*

[Link]

Originally posted by Longshanks
What we need here is some sort of hockey-masked, chainsaw-wielding serial-killer bumping people off in imaginative ways....hmmmmmm

Yeaaah, like a CCL3.

Which you need to make! ;)

[Citizen Kane]

*gores Link* ;)

[Link]

Ouch

[Longshanks]

I have been mulling the idea of a return to CryStal Lake (the camp rather than the spaceship) ...new map, new locations, new killers, new victims.....but I think I'd want to share the writing duties this time round.

Any takers? ;)

[Citizen Kane]

Me. ;)

BTW: *cuts Longshanks in half* :p

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
*has trouble breathing* glad I could be at your service!

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh you're the one that got the servicing...

[Kyle Katarn]

*Strolls in*
Hey...is anyone here actually IN a band?
*sees nekked women*
Ah, sod it....WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *runs amok*

[southern]

*wonders around*
anyone care for some nekkid pool?

[Longshanks]

See!? THIS is why we need a serial killer :D

Nekkid laydees wandering around!

It's almost a tradition.

[southern]

*puts clothes back on*
i don't want to be haced up:(

[JimmyDean]

*To Southern*

Hey, sugar...

[southern]

hey toots:)

[JimmyDean]

*Jumps into the hot tub*

[slinger]

You know that is a used hot tub. You'll probably get a rash.

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah, I'd also watch out for sofa cushions too.

[southern]

*skips arond band camp*

[IdahoMR2man]

*pinches Soutern's buns*

[southern]

*returns the favor*

[IdahoMR2man]

*gives his "How you doin'?" look*

[southern]

*grabs idaho and throws him on the couch*

hey sugar

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Hey, share the Southern Belle!

Idaho: Up yours, chump - bite my shiny metal ass!

Kyle: Hey, your ass isn't shiny!

Idaho: Shinier than YOURS!

Kyle: Eww.....screw you guys, I'm goin' home! :eek:

[southern]

*grabs kyle and drags him into pool*
now now pet;)

[Kyle Katarn]

*starts floating on his back and singing*

[southern]

hey kyle lets go watch all the buffy seasons:)

[Kyle Katarn]

Woo hoo! *grabs honey-butter popcorn*

[southern]

lemme shower first

anyone care to join me?

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle "zips" off the screen and pops in one second later wrapped in a towel with a shower brush and rubber ducky* ;)

[welty69]

Originally posted by southern
lemme shower first

anyone care to join me?

Joins her in the shower....."Now you can start by scrubbing my back, woman."

shoves Kyle out of the way and watches him fall on the saopy floor and break his arm/

[southern]

sorry shower's full :rolleyes:

*thows welty out of shower*

[welty69]

* runs to the water heater and shuts off all the hot water*
HA HA, Take that you dirty girl.

[southern]

why do little s***heads like that always try to spoil peoples fun?

[welty69]

cuz other sh@#*heads push them out of a nice shower.......:p :P

[JimmyDean]

*Falls asleep outside near the pool*

[sabin26]

*walks back into camp with his right arm in a sling* Any females mind being my nurse for awhile?

[Iben]

*puts on a nurse outfit and brings Sabin some pillows* ;)

[sabin26]

*droolage* Heeeelllllllllooooo NURSE

[Iben]

*Bends over and places pillows behind Sabin’s back* I hope you don’t mind that I forgot to button the top buttons on my coatdress. ;)

[sabin26]

Actually I was wondering if I could remove the rest of your buttons with my teeth:D

[Iben]

*please do so!* ;)

[sabin26]

*starts undoing Iben's nurse outfit with teeth while slowly tracing her body with my good hand*

[Iben]

*giggles and gets into bed with Sabin*

[sabin26]

*starts unzipping Iben's skirt* I think my nurse needs to be "serviced" with a good tongue lashing

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle goes into vampface and watches as his arm heals instantly*

Ooooh...getting shot makes me mad, but breaking bones still annoys me!

*Kyle starts to go after welty, when he notices one of the camp nurses:*
http://www.redvamp.8m.com/nurse67r.jpg
Holy cra...er.....OWWWW! Ohhh, agony agony agony!

*Kyle smiles as RedVamp comes to tend to him...* :D

[Iben]

Originally posted by sabin26
*starts unzipping Iben's skirt* I think my nurse needs to be "serviced" with a good tongue lashing
I thought as a nurse I was supposed to be servicing you. Not that I'm complaining though. ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*Kyle goes into vampface and watches as his arm heals instantly*

Ooooh...getting shot makes me mad, but breaking bones still annoys me!

*Kyle starts to go after welty, when he notices one of the camp nurses:*
http://www.redvamp.8m.com/nurse67r.jpg
Holy cra...er.....OWWWW! Ohhh, agony agony agony!

*Kyle smiles as RedVamp comes to tend to him...* :D looks like this place is swamped with redheaded nurses right now.

[Kyle Katarn]

*Red starts wheeling Kyle into a M*A*S*H tent...she turns and works on her clipboard for a second, and Kyle grabs a little kid..*

Kyle: Pssst! Kid! Go tell 'em if the tent starts rockin, don't come knockin' - wooooooo!!!!

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Iben
I thought as a nurse I was supposed to be servicing you. Not that I'm complaining though. ;)

You service me and I'll service you....tee hee

[Iben]

sounds like an okay deal to me! :D

[southern]

*walks in school girl uniform*
hello boys

[IdahoMR2man]

*quickly builds floor fan directly in Southern's path*

[Kris Hodgson]

::fondly remembers the pie he ate last night::

mmmmmmmmmmm.....pie........

[IdahoMR2man]

Right now I'm eating pie long distance.

[southern]

*sucks on lollipop*
so anyone want tutor me?

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Right now I'm eating pie long distance.

You're having phone sex at work?

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh yeah! It's awesome. Been doing it for 30 minutes now.

[Rogue]

*strips by the pool* Hope the water isn't cold..

[Kyle Katarn]

*limps out of M*A*S*H tent, sweaty and covered with scratches on his back.....*

Hmmm...a swim sounds good! :D

[Rogue]

*trips Kyle into the pool and dives in after him* ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

*blub*
A swim it is, then! :D

[sabin26]

Originally posted by southern
*sucks on lollipop*
so anyone want tutor me?

*peeks head out from under the sheets* I'll tutor you

[Iben]

*goes skinny dipping in the pool*

[sabin26]

*joins Iben in the pool* anybody up for some chicken fighting?

[equipe]

*walks in and sees luchbox and a hottie in the pool*

Hmmmm. I'll leave these two alone for a while ;)

[sabin26]

:lol: Lunchbox

[equipe]

Speaking of Lunch... "me so Hungy"

[southern]

i'm feeling naughty :)

where's my chimp?

[sabin26]

I'm hungry for some Danish

[Iben]

you called? ;)

[sabin26]

*picks up Iben and carries her into the laundry room* Yummy Danish

[smokiechimp]

*Enter's the room*

Southern please may I have a massage!

Iben you can watch if you want!

Sabin, set up the camera! ;)

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by sabin26
I'm hungry for some Danish


here ya go
http://www.virtualroanoke.com/conquin/fullsize/danish.jpg

[sabin26]

*pokes head ou of laundry room* a little busy right now smokie.........give me at least * looks back into the laundry room* 12 hours

[Iben]

Ooooo the laundry room, kinky! *firmly grabs Sabin by the hair* ;)

[freakyplatypus]

I've heard good things about this thread. Don't let it disappoint me. Mwah!

[southern]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
*Enter's the room*

Southern please may I have a massage!

Iben you can watch if you want!

Sabin, set up the camera! ;)
yes you may and this is a private function
*closes door*

[IdahoMR2man]

*crawls through duct system and peers through vent*

[southern]

*strips down and begins massage*

[spiderman_2k]

.....This is an Interesting place...

[IdahoMR2man]

*enjoys*

[freakyplatypus]

So this is like the CS! sexual tension relief center?

[southern]

*hears newbie band campers*
*runs nekkid to greet them*
welcome
*runs back to giving massage*

[IdahoMR2man]

Actually I think it's the CS! sexual tension adder-toer.

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Iben
Ooooo the laundry room, kinky! *firmly grabs Sabin by the hair* ;)

Mhmmhmmhmhmhmh;)

[spiderman_2k]

*Sits and reads a paper

[Iben]

Originally posted by sabin26
Mhmmhmmhmhmhmh;) I agree! Mmmm Hmmm! :D

[sabin26]

*starts the dryer that Iben is "sitting" on* Now let's have some fun

[Iben]

Ooooooo "dryer stimulation" :D ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*gets stuck in duct*

Meep!

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Iben
Ooooooo "dryer stimulation" :D ;)

Don't forgets the Tongue...tee hee

[Iben]

hey what's that sound coming from the vent ?

[Iben]

Originally posted by sabin26
Don't forgets the Tongue...tee hee oh, never! ;)

[sabin26]

*looks up*I don't know....lets crank up the heat*ducks down between Iben's legs and *censored*

[Iben]

The entire contents of this next post is censored!

[Sparhawk]

:eek: Sweet merciful Crap!!

Won't someone think of the children!!!

*hides face and runs away screaming incoherently*

[IdahoMR2man]

*melts*

[spiderman_2k]

*Hums to himself

[Iben]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
:eek: Sweet merciful Crap!!

Won't someone think of the children!!!

*hides face and runs away screaming incoherently* if it wasn't for the innocent children......the things I could post... ;)

[southern]

*chains heard from a few rooms down*

[IdahoMR2man]

Seems like everyone is actually CREATING innocent children so they should be thanking us.

[Rogue]

My tush hurts... anyone wanna help me? *shimmies out of her jeans* ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

If your tush hurts, band camp is the last place you shoulda come.

[Rogue]

Well hell, where's the fun in that?

[IdahoMR2man]

Just saying....Kris, you got my back on this one?

(although shimmying out of jeans is a very sexy way to do it....rrr RRR!!)

[spiderman_2k]

:hehe:

[Rogue]

Well, I was hoping someone would take my mind off the pain. ;)

[southern]

why don't you do the *censored* you did to mea bit ago? that'll take her mind off it

[IdahoMR2man]

Weeeeeelllllllll.....alright.

*breaks Rogue off some*

[Rogue]

Maybe you could do it a bit more cheerful..a little less like you're facing a firing squad?

[IdahoMR2man]

*Makes erotic balloon animals for Rogue*

[Rogue]

Smartass! lol

[southern]

*pulls kyle into hot tub*
ok sugar now relax

*starts massaging kyle*

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......!

southern: All better?

*a fly lands on the wall next to Kyle....Kyle punches the fly, putting a hole in the wall!!!!*

Kyle: Hmm...getting there! ;)

[southern]

tsk tsk we can't have that now

[Link]

*Eats apple*

Yep, fun.

[Iben]

*eats banana*

yep, fun ;)

[Link]

*Drops apple*

That's..alittle distracting. Don't you think? ;)

[Iben]

really? ...I hadn't noticed ;)

[Link]

Well, I did. ;)

[TyRoss]

(sits in the corner and watches)

[Rogue]

*drags Ty out of the corner and gives him a lap dance* ;)

[sabin26]

*comes ot of the laundry room with face "soaked"* That was delicious..........but I'm still hungry for some more.

[Riddle]

*walks in, looks around. Then runs screaming out the door.*

[equipe]

*walks in with breakfast and sits down with newspaper to watch the morning events.*

[IdahoMR2man]

Hey. Where all the white women at?

[Iben]

::raises one hand in the air::

[IdahoMR2man]

*raises something else*

[Iben]

I totally saw that one coming ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Well I would hope so!

[Iben]

*pulls Idaho into the nearest bedroom and pushes him down on the bed* Now let's get down to business! ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Well if you're in charge!

[Iben]

we can take turns if you like ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Ok.
*uses scarves to tie wrists to bed posts, blindfolds Iben. Breaks out ice cubes*

[Iben]

Oooooo kinky! *waits with anticipation!*

[IdahoMR2man]

*does stuff*

[Iben]

*enjoys stuff*

[IdahoMR2man]

*unties Iben*

You're turn!

[Iben]

*makes Idaho lie on his back, gets on top of him, pins down his hands to the mattress and does stuff* ;)

[southern]

*sits waiting on couch (brand new never been "used" before couch)*

[IdahoMR2man]

Stuff is good!!!

[Iben]

indeed it is! :D

[spiderman_2k]

*Puts some plastic wrapping on an old couch and sits down.

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=76777 http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/bigok.gif http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/dday/grinyes.gif

[Iben]

she looks so familiar!

[IdahoMR2man]

*sings Eazy-E's Gimme That Nut*

[Iben]

haha, if you posted those lyrics, half the words would be censored out.

[southern]

*jumps on trampoline*

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Iben
haha, if you posted those lyrics, half the words would be censored out.

Half? I thought about editing it and there was like 5 words I could use!

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Half? I thought about editing it and there was like 5 words I could use! oh Heidi Heidi Heidi yo ?

[IdahoMR2man]

Pretty much. Props for knowing the song!

[Iben]

it's a funny song, especially with all the moaning in the background. So did I make you think of it?
damn I'm good. :p ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Well if things are getting freak-nasty that song always pops into my head.

[southern]

*falls off trampoline*

[IdahoMR2man]

*administers CPR*

[southern]

*never stopped breathing*

carry on;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*administers heineylich manuever*

[southern]

*cough* *couch*
nope didn't get it

[equipe]

Howcome this place always heats up after I'm not usually near my computer.

:(

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by southern
*cough* *couch*
nope didn't get it

*administers mucho smoocho*

[smokiechimp]

Hey Hey Hey!

Your all up on her ass again! :grrrr:

*Whisks Southern off her feat and kicks Idaho in the Nuts on the way out*

[southern]

*is whisked off feat*

a girl could get used to this;):D

[smokiechimp]

*Whisk's somemore*

Where do ya wanna go?

[southern]

i'm rigth where i want to be:heart:

[smokiechimp]

If only that where the truth!

*Finds a nice quiet dark corner*

[southern]

now this is the life:D

[Mr.Matinee]

*put's up warning sign at page 1 of thread*:

http://www.imagecache2.allposters.com/images/68/041_24_046.jpg

;):p

[sabin26]

Any females up for a good tongue lashing?

[JBond]

Hey there *wink wink*

[sabin26]

Um....no offense JBond, but I said females.

[JBond]

I'll be able to get to sleep at night :rolleyes:

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Hey Hey Hey!

Your all up on her ass again! :grrrr:

*Whisks Southern off her feat and kicks Idaho in the Nuts on the way out*

Dude, I am gigolo...What do you want I should do?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Dude, I am gigolo...What do you want I should do?

Iben? As in Iben instead of Southern ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Hey, I was just trying to get her healthy again.

[southern]

:funny:

[welty69]

*Welty walks up with a sock covering his crotch*

Who wants to undress me??

[JBond]

I'm missing a sock...has anyone seen my sock?

[welty69]

Is this it JBOND??

*shakes his "sock" around at everyone*

[JimmyDean]

*Jumps into the hot tub*

[Rogue]

*lays by the pool listening to the radio*

[JimmyDean]

*Gets out of the hot tub and walks by Rouge, checking her out*

[JBond]

*trips Jimmy into the pool*

Better cool off ;)

[JimmyDean]

She's just so... beautiful...

[JBond]

Yes I know, but take a picture, it lasts longer...no wait don't do that, just go away ;)

[Link]

*Sits outside in chair*

Yep, the time flies by..

[JimmyDean]

*Goes away, crying, sulking, his dreams of ever getting a piece of Rouge... gone*

[Rogue]

*dives in the pool*

[Rogue]

I would like to make it known that I have not been, nor will I ever be ROUGE.

R-O-G-U-E It's NOT that hard people!

[Citizen Kane]

Ha, I noticed people were messing that up. Hopefully it won't happen again, Rouge. :p

[JBond]

*Bans Kane*

[Rogue]

*smacks Kane and shoves him the pool* Donut hole. :rolleyes:

[Citizen Kane]

Brr....

[Citizen Kane]

Anyone wanna play Marco Polo? ;)

[sabin26]

Noy right now Kane....I'd rather have an "eating" contest if you know what I mean.

[JimmyDean]

*Jumps into the hot tub*

[southern]

*joins jimmy*

[IdahoMR2man]

*joins Southern*

[southern]

*slides over to idaho*

hey sugar

[IdahoMR2man]

Hey momma...http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/poeminister/smi.gif

[southern]

*lays out by pool*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Lays out a paparazzi trying to get pics of southern* :twisted:

[southern]

here we go
http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/images/smilies/whip.gif

[Kyle Katarn]

Ooooooooh yeah...
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/aktion/action-smiley-073.gif