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cg124
08-01-2003, 10:12 PM
Say things that you shouldn't say to a police officer.
Hitman
08-01-2003, 10:13 PM
*Open the car door and shout*

Man what the **** you want!!???
Freddy Englund
08-01-2003, 10:14 PM
Wanna drink of my beer ?

Wanna puff of my joint ?
thebtskink
08-01-2003, 10:18 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3494
cg124
08-01-2003, 10:21 PM
* hair and blood on windshield*

" she should of moved out of the way"
sniktawt
08-01-2003, 10:23 PM
Skint just pointed out there is already a thread with this topic.
cg124
08-01-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by thebtskink
http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3494

Dang it I got to start looking before starting a thread.
cg124
08-01-2003, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by sniktawt
Skint just pointed out there is already a thread with this topic.

But if you check the last post in that thread was april 27 2002
sniktawt
08-01-2003, 10:28 PM
Keep it going.

Yeah, officer it's my car, I stole it this morning .
sniktawt
08-01-2003, 10:28 PM
BTW, Seth Green Rocks!!!!!
cg124
08-01-2003, 10:30 PM
" officer before you ask why I have a pipe bomb i can explain"
cg124
08-01-2003, 10:35 PM
" can you hold my beer while i get my license out"
thebtskink
08-01-2003, 10:41 PM
Yeah, I was just linking because I was too lazy to think of new stuff. :D
Echo
08-01-2003, 10:47 PM
From Liar Liar :D

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop: Let's start from the top.
Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets.
Hitman
08-01-2003, 10:48 PM
What? Why how earth did that dead hooker get in my backseat?
Mr.Matinee
08-01-2003, 10:51 PM
"Well officer,I was just on my way to my satanistic-terroism club...

"Can't we all just get along?"(exclusive to LA)
JBond
08-01-2003, 11:18 PM
Like skink said: http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3494