X-Men 5 word story game!

[Superman]

Okay based on Godzilla's famous thread, I thought we make one in honor of the X-Men. The rules are use five words relating to the X-MEN, we can make this fun since there are a lot of X-fans. I talked with JBond about this, and we both agreed that this should not get out of hand too badly so let's keep this reasonable but fun. Have fun!

Note from bbf2: And remember to keep it somewhat clean! This means you Madness!

One night, Wolverine heard something

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[beemanbone]

It sounded like Gambit's voice.

[Superman]

Or Xavier doing his impressions

[beemanbone]

of how Rogue sounds when

[Superman]

Doing pull ups. Later on

[bbf2]

Bryan Singer told them to

[Superman]

Help the actors playing them

[bbf2]

by spending some "quality time"

[Superman]

Wolverine and Hugh Jackman ran

[Doomsday]

into a huge mutant bordello

(haha, lets see where THIS goes)

[beemanbone]

where Rebecca Romijn Stamos was

[Superman]

Washing John Stamos and Magneto

[beemanbone]

with water generated by Storm

[Superman]

Professor X raced his wheelchair

[beemanbone]

against the Blackbird to prove

[Frizzo the Clown]

that he was a superfreak.

[bbf2]

Then Professor X crashed into

[Agent_87]

Nightcrawler who appeared from nowhere

[Madness]

and said, "Yo dog!! Whaddup!!!"

[Superman]

Nightcrawler b*tch slapped Xavier twice

[thebtskink]

for good measure, making sure

[Superman]

He knew who was pimping

[thebtskink]

who. Colossus ate four rubber tires

[JBond]

Cyclops then said to Wolverine

[Superman]

Cajun style made by Gambit

[JBond]

in his own little deli

[Superman]

Which was really Xavier's bedroom.

[Agent_87]

The horrible PALACE OF PLEASURE

[JBond]

Xavier didnt like the name

[TyRoss]

but it fit. Because Arcade

- TyRoss :eek:

[Frizzo the Clown]

liked little boys, he went

[JBond]

to Elementary schools with binoculars

[Frizzo the Clown]

and showed them his "joystick"

[JBond]

to his Atari, not impressed

[thebtskink]

with his little "game boy."

[JBond]

He then went inside to

[bbf2]

sell candy to them, which

[JBond]

was redicluous because he didn't

[bbf2]

really have candy, he had

[JBond]

to sell paper clips instead.

[Agent_87]

Rouge came up on him

[TyRoss]

and offered to prostitute herself.

[Madness]

Jubilee was suckin' off Wolverine

[Frizzo the Clown]

's popcicle, because it was melting.

[TyRoss]

Which really ticked Wolvie off

[Frizzo the Clown]

it was his favorite flavor

[Madness]

so he shoved his penis

[Frizzo the Clown]

into Cerebro's floppy disk drive

[Madness]

and downloaded porn off the

[JBond]

Palm Pilot he got for

(Madness, I want you to stop turning the story dirty like that! You do it in every single post!)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Chanukah a few years ago.

[JBond]

It was neon pink, but

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>(Madness, I want you to stop turning the story dirty like that! </strong><hr></blockquote>
Yah, I want a mansion, a corvette, and a porn star wife that'll never age, but do you see me complaining??
[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>
You do it in every single post!) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Uh-huh, and what's your point??? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[JBond]

Just try, ok?

[Madness]

Sure thing mom :rolleyes: ...........

[bbf2]

it had a special glow.

[Agent_87]

like cyclop's eyes when uncovered

[Madness]

which can burst through hymens

[TyRoss]

When all of a sudden Iceman

[JBond]

got hot, which was weird

[TyRoss]

but he noticed Pyro was

[Ice-Man]

nowhere to be seen so

[Agent_87]

he unleashed the fire within

[bbf2]

and melted, leaving a puddle

[Agent_87]

that toad began drinking from

[bbf2]

Toad then got high, and

[Madness]

danced the safety dance with

[TyRoss]

Doop. Seeing this Shadowcat went

[JBond]

looking for cat nip at

[Agent_87]

the best club in town!

[JBond]

He did not find any

[bbf2]

pineapples on the roof, so

[Agent_87]

he went downtown instead, so...

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[bbf2]

Cyclops wouldn't kill him. Blob

[JBond]

was oozing along Time Square

[bbf2]

on his stomach, when suddenly

[TyRoss]

out popped Beast. He said

[Madness]

"I'm covered in chicken blood!"

[TyRoss]

"last time I fight Deathbird."

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[Agent_87]

to which the blob replied

[Madness]

"Sheit b!tch!! What's the hizzay??"

[Moe Szyslak]

The Blob suffered from a
________
herbal grinder (http://www.vaporshop.com/grinders)

[JBond]

Vulcan mind-meld given by Spock

[Madness]

who, by-the-way, is single. Ladies....

[Moe Szyslak]

, Dr. The noted child psychologist
________
Plymouth Pronto Spyder (http://www.dodge-wiki.com/wiki/Plymouth_Pronto_Spyder)

[Madness]

known only as "Freud 2"!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Freud 2 was battling Xavier
________
cannabis seeds (http://marijuanaseeds.org/)

[Madness]

to the death!! He'll be

[Superman]

Walking funny in the morning

[Ice-Man]

when he finds out what

[Agent_87]

professor x, put in his

[Superman]

Chicken salad. Shaquille O'Neal bounced

[thebtskink]

up and down in bed

[bbf2]

with Collossus. They jumped all

[Agent_87]

night. later they made love

[bbf2]

to the same woman, named

[TyRoss]

Meryl. Meanwhile Forge went to

[Agent_87]

the future in a deloreon

[Frizzo the Clown]

and realized the future sucked.

[bbf2]

Then, Nightcrawler teleported to Zimbabwe

[TyRoss]

where Storm was watching

(100th post for this thread woo hoo)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>where Storm was watching

(100th post for this thread woo hoo)</strong><hr></blockquote>

(you're missin' a word! thats only 4!!)
The Packers play against Detroit

[Madness]

and Godzilla vs. King Kong!!

[bbf2]

She was bored, so Nightcrawler

[Moe Szyslak]

decided to liven up the
________
Tipo 500 (http://www.ferrari-wiki.com/wiki/Ferrari_Tipo_500)

[Frizzo the Clown]

party by removing his skivvies

[TyRoss]

but there was only fur underneath

(I evened it out by doing 6 this time from now on I shall count more accurately)

[bbf2]

his hat. Unfortunately, there was

[Moe Szyslak]

a large amount of dandruff
________
how to roll joints (http://howtorollajoint.net/)

[bbf2]

near the border of Mexico

[Moe Szyslak]

The X-Men assembled to battle
________
Yamaha XV1600A history (http://www.yamaha-tech.com/wiki/Yamaha_XV1600A)

[Frizzo the Clown]

the Brotherhood of Dandruff Mutants

[Moe Szyslak]

Hairball formed this group after
________
F650 (http://www.cyclechaos.com/wiki/BMW_F650)

[Agent_87]

the cat coughed him up

[TyRoss]

The battle was mighty but

[Agent_87]

the women got on top

[TyRoss]

and crushed the brotherhood into

[bbf2]

tiny Rice Krispie marshmellow squares

[TyRoss]

Afterwards Archangel and Bishop went

[bbf2]

to Cuba and partied all

[TyRoss]

because Xavier told them "Guys

[bbf2]

get me some Cuban cigars!

[Madness]

And a nice Cuban prostitute!"

[TyRoss]

which led them to believe

[bbf2]

Xavier had gotten high again

[TyRoss]

"dangerous for a telepath" thought

[bbf2]

Magneto, so he attacked Cher

[Agent_87]

...this action of his caused

[TyRoss]

Apocalypse to join forces with

[Agent_87]

the spirit of SUNNY, which...

[TyRoss]

seemed to spell doom for

[bbf2]

everyone in Seattle, Washington; like

[TyRoss]

a tornado he came and

[bbf2]

killed Cyclops, who was ressurected

[TyRoss]

as a future clone of

[bbf2]

John Travolta, and tried to

[TyRoss]

make a Battlefield Earth sequel

[bbf2]

out of clay and paint

[Con-Air]

and Kelly Preston's tongue. Soup

[Link]

and Wolverine planned to kill.

[bbf2]

the President, but then Soup

[TyRoss]

botched the job by tripping

[Link]

on Wolverine and killing himself

[Nilade]

as Kelly Preston's tongue wrapped

[TyRoss]

with radiation suddenly mutated into

[bbf2]

one of those Battlefield Earth

[Agent_87]

Women. Tall, mean, and sexy!

[TyRoss]

Seeing this Gambit knew what

[bbf2]

the capitol of Venezuela was

[Nilade]

taken over by circus snails

[Agent_87]

he grabbed his nude deck

[bbf2]

of Mickey Mouse playing cards

[Link]

And was shot at for

[Agent_87]

spilling cyclops' fruit punch on

[TyRoss]

Pheonix. However Jubilee died instead
(just because)

[bbf2]

because she wasn't as popular

[Madness]

as Slim Shady!!!!....It's possible.....

[bbf2]

that the speed of light

[Madness]

could out run the flash.

[Ice-Man]

like this story's starting to!

[Madness]

Later on, ice man died

[Klimber]

or dieted rather, from eating

[Madness]

food, which scientists say causes

[Link]

Jbond to close the topic

[Nilade]

until Juggernaut reopens it, smashing

[bbf2]

PLEASE guys, try and keep it somewhat clean! (I'm looking at you Madness!)

[bbf2]

Magneto's helmet to pieces, which

[Link]

made Wolverine kill Cyclops and

[Superman]

Do the limbo with Toad

[Agent_87]

Under a golden shower of...

[Link]

beer that George Carlin spit

[Superman]

Which was really Apocalypse's urine

[TyRoss]

revived Cyclops and Iceman. Mojo

[bbf2]

cried watching "Oprah" and then

[Agent_87]

joined in the golden shower

[Link]

Bbf2 then ***** slapped Cyclops

[Optimus Prime]

"What are you doing?" Asked

[Madness]

the budweiser commercial guys who

[Agent_87]

needed to drain a little

[bbf2]

gas from Professor X's wheelchair

[Agent_87]

before it exploaded, due to

[Madness]

explosive material in the chair.
(Duh...)

[Nilade]

Kitty Pryde then emerged from

[bbf2]

the ashes, but then fell

[Agent_87]

on to Agent's lap, which

[Madness]

was strangly hard and moist

[Agent_87]

kitty became aroused and began

[Nilade]

to wittle wood. Nightcrawler materialized

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[Agent_87]

and said "hey, whatcha doin'?"

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[Superman]

And served onion rings to

[bbf2]

the Blackbird crew, all midgets

[Superman]

"Report to Xavier's Office" said

[Frizzo the Clown]

took over the plane and

[Madness]

(Supes was 1st)

a voice in Wolverines head.

[Superman]

Cyclops buffered Xavier's head with

[bbf2]

candle wax, scarring him forever

[Agent_87]

Xavier wanted to kill him

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[Optimus Prime]

But he didn't becose he

[bbf2]

was such a wonderful dancer

[Superman]

But Wolverine rules in ballet

[Optimus Prime]

So he had to go

[bbf2]

do the Nutcracker, which hurt!

[Agent_87]

Sasquatch arrived with some friends

[Optimus Prime]

to try and do it

[Nilade]

but instead, did the "Funky

[bbf2]

Bunky" naked in the Mansion

[Agent_87]

to entertain rogue and jean

[bbf2]

for Jean's batchlerette party. She

[Nilade]

hired Storm to strip, suddenly

[Agent_87]

87 burst through the door

[Optimus Prime]

trips over Rogue's foot and

[Madness]

lands in the hottub with

[Optimus Prime]

two vary hungery crocadiles, but

[Agent_87]

was quickly saved by Jubilee

[bbf2]

, who quickly threw him back

[Agent_87]

Because he was over-excited!

[Optimus Prime]

"Beast your pets are fead."

[bbf2]

"Oh good!" Beast said. "Now,

[Optimus Prime]

can you help me get

[bbf2]

my groove on?" He then

[Nilade]

shaved his hair off with

[bbf2]

one of the alligators, painfully

[Nilade]

ProfessorX stitched it onto his

[bbf2]

nightgown, which Cyclops wore everyday

[Agent_87]

...Meanwhile 87 and Jubilee headed

[Nilade]

to the Compton Swap Meet, purchasing

[Agent_87]

guns and bandanas, so they

[bbf2]

could scare Nightcrawler into giving

[Doomsday]

birth to a baby hippo

[Agent_87]

which seemed more difficult then...

[Madness]

because he was a virgin

[Doomsday]

but still had a hippo

[Superman]

Which is Jean's codename for

[bbf2]

lover who impregnated him. The

[Doomsday]

lover was a overweight hippo

(haha)

[Nilade]

who resembled Doomsday, strangely enough

[TyRoss]

This skit is getting silly

[Doomsday]

but back to the story...........

[bbf2]

Anyway, Jubilee turned into a

[Agent_87]

sex crazed teen, with 87

[NorthAmX15]

hormones that make her horny

[Nilade]

for Nilade. Nilade pleased her

[NorthAmX15]

with his little ding ding

[Nilade]

the ladies called "Colossus". He

[Doomsday]

woke up the next morning

[Agent_87]

and realized he was dreaming

[Optimus Prime]

he was so upset that

[Agent_87]

he whined to JBOND, and

[bbf2]

Xavier responded by destroying their

[Agent_87]

thread closing powers. Suddenly it

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