Thing's You'll Never Hear SW Characters Say

[Alexander JL]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Ooooh! Don't go into that toilet, I just planted a big one down there!"

[spiderman_2k]

Jabba...."No more pizza for me..Im full"

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Darth Sidious: "Excellent!"

[G-Matrix]

anakin to obi wan: u can't get ur fingers out of my lightsaber don't u?
Luke to yoda: r u gay?

[Alexander JL]

Han Solo "Set blasters to stun!"

[Rizor]

Obi-Wan: Gah' dang it, An'kin, git yo' dang han's on 'is legs n' hol' 'im dow'! You, shuh da' muta 'ell up, ya dang yeller-bellah git. Lookie heah, pah, I goh mahself heah a lie-saybah. N' a momen' dis 'ere blayde'll be cuttin' up yo gen'tals!

Pah: Ahhh!!! Gah, nah!

An'kin- Gah ain't gonna do nitn't fer yah now. Yee-hah, pah!!!

[Rocketboy]

Han: "Chewie may not be much to look at, but he's got it where it counts if you know what I mean..." *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

[Alexander JL]

I think I'm gonna have nightmares now...

[Brock Landers]

MACE WINDU: "Get my lightsaber out....."
ANAKIN: "Which one is it?"
MACE WINDU: "The one that says bad-mother****er on it"


Samuel L. Jackson will always be remembered as Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction

;)

[Alexander JL]

Mace Windu talking to Luke? Now if was Annie...

[Brock Landers]

Oops sorry, typo.........smartass ;)

[Alexander JL]

Hehehe, don't worry, nobody's perfect... at least nobody but me ;)

Leia: ...your my only hope.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: He he he, Luke, could you give me some privacy? Close the door behind you...

[Alexander JL]

Originally posted by Rocketboy
Han: "Chewie may not be much to look at, but he's got it where it counts if you know what I mean..." *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swholiday/images/hug5.jpg

[Kris Hodgson]

Leia: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
Han: OH SNAP!
Luke: Shut up.

[LegolasIsntSexy]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Leia: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
Han: OH SNAP!
Luke: Shut up.

:lol:

Yoda : Windu, go you must to Tatooine.
Windu : Shut the **** up, midget!

[Rabbit]

Lea: Oh, Jabba...

[Rocketboy]

Boba Fett while faling into the Sarlac:
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh... tee hee...that tickles!"

[Alexander JL]

Leia: I love you
Han: Shutup! I'm talking!

[Brock Landers]

BOBA: Let's kill the Jedi, THERE!
JANGO: How bout NO....boba
BOBA: But dad!
JANGO: Ladies & Gentleman of Geonisis - BOBA DON'T!

;)

[Rocketboy]

Leia: "I'd just as soon **** a wookie."

[Alexander JL]

Yoda: Well young Luke, the path thou doth seek lies in the truth take we must all partake within ourselves as...

[Hairy Porkchops]

Yoda: Wax on, wax off, Annie-san!

[G-Matrix]

darth vader : I'm strong with the force and I still can cure my asma

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by Hairy Porkchops
Yoda: Wax on, wax off, Annie-san!

:lol:

[Macbane]

Darth Vader: I always drink coffee while watching the radar!

[Alexander JL]

Qui-Gon Jinn to Annie before they meet: Heeeeeeey kid, want some caaaandy?

[Ghostofzion2003]

george lucas to audience " these movies are actually good i swear" (endless booohs by audience)

ohhh ya and anikan to padme "I will become the most powerfull jedi ever I will even stop people from dieing"

ohhh ya that was said in ep 2 still it was the crappiest line ever said period.

[Sparhawk]

Chewbacca (through a translator) Before Nair the only dates I could get were with Cousin It's sister......

[Alexander JL]

Darth Vader: I... am your mother...

[Rizor]

Lando: Hey, Jim! Dat's one baaaad outfit-a!

Boba- My name is Boba Fett! You killed my father, prepare to die!
Mace- Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this.

[jorich]

Yoda: Ass whoop...mmm...a can full I shall open up on you.

[Alexander JL]

Darth Vader: Yes my master! Hit me my master! Hit me again my master!

[JAE]

Leia: "Luke I don't care if you're my brother, kiss me again but this time use your tounge."

[JAE]

Windu to Dooku: "Say what again!"

[JAE]

Han: Chewie don't wipe your ass with those Ewoks.

[Macbane]

Yoda: May the Schwartz be with you!

[el whip]

Palpatine looking at Orn Fre Taa "Eat some fruit you fat ***kk"

[Alexander JL]

Luke: Shutup C3P0!

[Inval1d]

Darth Vader (with milk mustache on helmet) - Got Milk?

[ambrosia]

Qui-Gon: "I like Jar-Jar Binks. I feel he contributes alot to our mission with the brilliance of his words and how he immeasurably helps convey the cleverly written dialogue we all speak. Wouldn't you agree?"

Obi-Won: "Oh yes, I certainly do agree, Master. Mr Lucas has given us fat paychecks."

:D

[bludemun]

Anakin: You know Armadala, in this moonlight you look like that hottie, Keira Knightley.

[Kevin Roegele]

Originally posted by Alexander JL
Thing's You'll Never Hear SW Characters say

"Suck my d*ck you pussy-ass mother****er." Well, you won't.

[G-Matrix]

Luke to Ben : I just love Love Star Trek

[el whip]

Palpatine congratulating Maas Ameda "YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE"

[G-Matrix]

Luke to leia: I bet u my right hand that I'll never join the darkside

[Ap2000]

Chewie to Han "Scratch me where it smells funny" O.o

Yoda "Fo Shizzle !"

[Inval1d]

The Emporer: Your Soul IS MINE!

[Cloud Buster]

Luke: Dude, where's my speeder?
3PO: Where's your speeder, dude?
Luke: Dude, where's my speeder?
3PO: Where's your speeder, dude?

Yoda: You must confront Vader.
Luke: I can't kill my own father!
Yoda: ...pussy...

Anakin: I know kung fu.

Luke: Dude, I almost had you!
Vader: Ask any Jedi, any real Jedi. It doesn't matter if you cut off a hand or a head. Winning is winning!

Leia: All I'm saying is, women can tell when a Hutt fakes an orgasm.
Jabba: Ooooohhhh.....ooooohh yeah......ooooohhhhh YESSS.....YESS, YESS, YESS!!!!
Lando: I'll have what he's having

[Inval1d]

Originally posted by Cloud Buster
Luke: Dude, where's my speeder?
3PO: Where's your speeder, dude?
Luke: Dude, where's my speeder?
3PO: Where's your speeder, dude?

Yoda: You must confront Vader.
Luke: I can't kill my own father!
Yoda: ...pussy...

Anakin: I know kung fu.

Luke: Dude, I almost had you!
Vader: Ask any Jedi, any real Jedi. It doesn't matter if you cut off a hand or a head. Winning is winning!

Leia: All I'm saying is, women can tell when a Hutt fakes an orgasm.
Jabba: Ooooohhhh.....ooooohh yeah......ooooohhhhh YESSS.....YESS, YESS, YESS!!!!
Lando: I'll have what he's having

:lol:

[Alexander JL]

Luke Skywalker to Han Solo: Do you think a sister like her, and a guy like me...

Han Solo: Sure kid.

[mentiroso]

Luke: Im Kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie.

[pixiness]

Luke: "I'm sorry for being such a whiner"

[Glordreen]

Accidently made a new thread on this. Anyway heres mine.


Luke: He told me you killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: You screwed my mom, you bastard!

[Glordreen]

:after luke destroys the deathstar:

Luke: Star destroyed, confirmed.

Darth Vader: Houstin, we got a problem.

[Magnum]

Here's one

B!tchy fanboys " I loved the pre-trilogy."

[Alexander JL]

Princess Leia: I love you.

Han Solo: Shutup and bend over.

[Malitos_Sahkir]

Originally posted by Alexander JL
Princess Leia: I love you.

Han Solo: Shutup and bend over.
Heres an even better one:

Chewy: *rawr, groan, rawr*

Han Solo: Shutup and bend over.

[Freelow]

"Gee Mr Lucas, this is some fantastic dialogue!!"

Oh wait....that's something the cast will never say.

[mentiroso]

From Ep2

Anakin: Wow, I am a whiny little b1tch!

[fett0619]

Since this seems to be expanded to beyond just the characters in the films:
Cast and Crew:
Cast and Crew to George Lucas: Who edited this?

Rick McCallum to George Lucas: Maybe Jar Jar was a bad idea?

George Lucas about the PT: I'd like a do over.

Star Wars fans: I LOVED the special effects. They were so life-like. They made me feel like I was there. And the plotline - WOW!! It far exceded all the rumors and wild speculations running around on the web while still keeping me grounded in realism. And Jar Jar - who knew he could do battle with a lightsaber? Bravo George Lucas!!


And in the movies:
Absolutely anyone at any given moment: Where exactly is the bathroom?

Yoda to Obi Wan: You must confront Anakin and toss him into the fires of Mount Doom. Only then will comparison's between Lord of the Rings and Star Wars be complete.

:applaud:

[Alexander JL]

Darth Vader: And now your highness, we shall discuss the location of your hidden rebel g-spot.

[MazzaRedd]

Originally posted by Cloud Buster
Luke: Dude, where's my speeder?
3PO: Where's your speeder, dude?
Luke: Dude, where's my speeder?
3PO: Where's your speeder, dude?

Yoda: You must confront Vader.
Luke: I can't kill my own father!
Yoda: ...pussy...

Anakin: I know kung fu.

Luke: Dude, I almost had you!
Vader: Ask any Jedi, any real Jedi. It doesn't matter if you cut off a hand or a head. Winning is winning!

Leia: All I'm saying is, women can tell when a Hutt fakes an orgasm.
Jabba: Ooooohhhh.....ooooohh yeah......ooooohhhhh YESSS.....YESS, YESS, YESS!!!!
Lando: I'll have what he's having


:lol: :lol: :applaud: :applaud:

[Alexander JL]

Anyone: Beam me up, Scotty.

[mOVIEmONSTER]

Yoda: My precious

[mentiroso]

Amidala to Anakin

"Isn't it strange that our kids will grow up and make out with each other?"

[Cloud Buster]

Obi-Wan to Anakin: Droids. Very dangerous. You go first.

Yoda to Frodo: What the F*&K are you doing here?

Mace Windu to Obi-Wan: My nigga!!

Chewbacca: RAR AR RARRAR-- *cough* *hack* *cough* Phew, that's better, I've been choking on that hairball for years!

3PO: Your ship has the most peculiar dialect, but I believe it says "Good morning, Dave"

Vader: Luke...I am your uncle's brother's cousin's sister's former roomate.

[Tornado]

Nice Chewbacca saying Buster . . . :)

[G-Matrix]

Luke to obi: what a long lighsaber...!!!

[poeman]

MACE WINDU " How you doin'?"

[Rogue]

Yoda - "My *****, you are."

[Alexander JL]

Darth Vader: I... am your father.

Luke: Noooooooooooo-auuuuugh.... YOU CUT OFF MY BLOODY ARM!

Darth Vader: I said I am your father.

Luke: WHO CARES! MY ARM IS CUT OFF! Screw this, I'm jumping.

[precious_force]

Luke to Leia before going to face Vader: It's not you, it's me...

[Moridin]

Palpatine: So, is this your first night with the Emperor?
Any Imperial officer: And then I took off that stupid mask of his and pissed in it!
Darth Vader: Can't we just all be friends?
Yoda: My preciousssss...
This one's for all the Hitch-Hiker's Guide readers:
C-3PO: Life! Don't talk to me about life...

[Space Ghost]

darth vader: were surrounded by *******s!

[Kinjo]

Anyone: "I don't have a bad feeling about this at all."

[stunt double]

Standing before the Jedi Council explaining his reason of turning evil

Dooku: Why oh why for the love of The Force would my parents name me after poop? Do you all have any ANY idea how humiliating it is to hear your mom calling you 'Dookie' in public, WELL DO YA!!?? And ya'll wonder why I turn to the Dark
*council busts up laughing in mid sentence*

[HeadHunter]

"Theres a Lightsaber up my butt"

[fett0619]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.

[Catechumen]

Heyyyy....most of these are taken off the 'abridged' phantom menace script page!

[Glordreen]

Vader: "Luke, you are my father."

[darthspielberg]

GL: "You know what, I am sick of blue screens. Let's film on location"

GL:"Wow, That Rings movie was way better that my pre-trilogy will ever be!"

[A Maurer]

MACE WINDU: "Get my lightsaber out....."
ANAKIN: "Which one is it?"
MACE WINDU: "The one that says bad-mother****er on it"


Samuel L. Jackson will always be remembered as Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction

;)
That was the best one i read. hahaha im laphing my ass off pulp fiction is awsome...