Hot chicks at work?

[IdahoMR2man]

Ok. I am trying to see if I have the most hot chicks at work per capita than anyone else. So count out the chicks at work that you would jump on and then list the amount of people that work in your office.

Mine is 14 hot chicks out of 75 total employees...

[JAE]

Out of the 45 people in my office, the only hottie right now is the summer intern. :(

[smokiechimp]

There are 35 employe's at 'The Manor Court Hotel' where I work and of those 35 only 5 of them I would class as "Hot Chicks"

Name / % / Hot Chick Rating

Tardumb = 43% - #1

TyRoss = 25% - #2

Kyle = 20% - #3

A+ = 20% - #3

Idaho = 19% - #4

Smokie = 14% - #5

Equipe = 13% - #6

Thebtskink = 5% - #7

JAE = 2% - #8

[IdahoMR2man]

There's a noob sitting right next to me who has the MOST dynomite set of buns I've ever seen. Good god....

[Kyle Katarn]

Okay.......right now, out of about 20 people, I'd say we have 4 hot chicks!

[thebtskink]

I'm more aware of girls I'd actually want to go out with at work rather than hot girls.

Let's face it, people aren't always the same on the inside as they are on the outside.

Out of about 40 employees at one of my jobs, there are probably 5 "hot" girls. About 4 girls I would go out with, and 2 of them are "hot"

[JBond]

My manager was spreading rumors that I was going out with one of the cashiers....I wish I could get him back without losing my job, heh.

[thebtskink]

My manager is a philanderer. He can be a real ******* to girls at times, and sometimes, I even think my job's not worth letting him do that without someone standing up.

I try to at least talk to the girls, though, so they don't think he represents all of us.

[todd philip]

UMM...

none

[A+]

Of about 15 at the hotel I work at (excluding the owners) you probably wouldn't say no to 3 of them hot chick wise.

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
My manager was spreading rumors that I was going out with one of the cashiers....I wish I could get him back without losing my job, heh. :funny: why did he do that?

[TyRoss]

3 of 12 or 25%

[JAE]

I would like to revise my statement. There are 3 girls who I would get with that work here. Only the summer intern is so hot you kind of lose all train of thought when she walks by.

[equipe]

We have one hot girl, with the best rear end on the market. But her IQ is somewhere around my shoe size and she's a spoiled brat as well.

There is also one more older attractive woman, mmmm Cougar!

so thats about 2 out of 15

[IdahoMR2man]

Damn! I can't believe I was beat out! I still have the MOST hot chicks, but I have to look at 60 other ugly people all day....

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
:funny: why did he do that?

Ok maybe rumors is too strong of a word, but he told this to one of the other managers to "test her gulibility"

[Iben]

ah, but why you?

[JBond]

I don't know really...I must give off that "sucker" vibe ;)

[Iben]

probably ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by thebtskink
I'm more aware of girls I'd actually want to go out with at work rather than hot girls.

Let's face it, people aren't always the same on the inside as they are on the outside.


Yeah but I'm only interested in knowing who has the best scenery. I wouldn't date ANY of the girls I work with.

[JAE]

Never. I did that once and it was the WORST experience of my life. Oh, it was great when we first started, flirting in the halls, kissing here, a rub there. But when the relationship went downhill, it was a freakin' nightmare. Not only did I have a pyscho pissed off girl huffing and puffing at my every movement, her desk was right by the door to leave and enter. So no matter what, we made eye contact everyday. It was just an evil relationship all around, lots of therapy. :mad:

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah. I got fired for boning the boss' daughter. Who was also my boss....

[Rogue]

There's only two chicks in the Chem Library- me and my boss. :funny: She isn't a chick but she is very pretty.

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
There's only two chicks in the Chem Library- me and my boss. :funny: She isn't a chick but she is very pretty.

Rogue wins at 50%... and I'm not talking about her boss ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Well how many other people work there Rogue? You gotta count EVERYONE. Dudes too.

[Rogue]

Bite me, Ty. :p

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
Bite me, Ty. :p

Isn't that Jibbs job? I wouldn't want to deprive him of it. :p

[JBond]

Thank you ;) :p

[Rogue]

*throws a shoe at Ty* Besides, biting is out of the question. Nibbling, on the other hand.. ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

Of the girls at work that I would like to go out with...there is only one currently, and another one at the store in a different town I worked at. The one here is nice, and we have some things in common, but other things NOT - like she smokes a lot and hates cats! :mad:

The one at the other store, I know well. She isn't really a "hot chick" at all, but I find her very attractive.

BTW - the former is 30, the latter 27. I'm 21. God bless modern day cosmetics! :D :o :p

[Tardumb]

Hmm, I'd say there is about 40 people at my work...Give or take some...

The good-looking girls would add up to about...I'd say 13...I may be forgetting some...But that's close.

edit: I forgot about the bartenders. Make it 17...

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
*throws a shoe at Ty* Besides, biting is out of the question. Nibbling, on the other hand.. ;)

(Touchy) :p :p :p :p :p

[JBond]

(Smacky) ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

(watchy and enjoy...y) ;)

[Rogue]

There's me, my boss (female) and my co-worker (male). It's a small library, a branch of the main one in the Chem building.

[Oj]

I think we have about 12 employees at our theater, and there are two hot chicks out of three females total... and they're identical twins. That has to count for a little something extra ;).

[IdahoMR2man]

Damn, I just found out I'm loosing one of mine last night. And she got replaced with a pretty nasty looking heffer.

[killercowboy]

of the 60 people that work in my office...17 are male...6 are senior citizens...9 are flat chested...18 are ugly...2 are phsycos...so the remaining 8...are hot...i guess

[IdahoMR2man]

HAHA!!! We got a new one to replace the hot one I lost. And this one is GORGEOUS....man I wish I could take pics of these girls...

[JAE]

we got one new one this week alittle older but HOT in a Mrs. Robinson kind of way.

[IdahoMR2man]

Ain't nothing wrong with that. The older the berry the sweeter the juice.

[IdahoMR2man]

Screw it. I'm buying a camera phone and doing some spying for you guys. Some of these girls are just unreal. I have to share. It's killing me!

[IdahoMR2man]

Ok...so starting a new job I thought I'd share the new count. I'm kinda disappointed. There's only one cute chick here. Out of 26 people....

[Iben]

there are NO hot guys at my work!

[IdahoMR2man]

Who cares about hot guys?!

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Who cares about hot guys?! hot girls! :p

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh....good point.

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Iben
hot girls! :p

do you know any?:p

[Iben]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
do you know any?:p more than you'll ever get close to! :p

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Iben
more than you'll ever get close to! :p

well yeah because I cherish my life;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Iben
more than you'll ever get close to! :p

She's right. Remember those pictures she posted of her and her friends. They breed them hot up there.

[EvilDeadNDN]

I dont have a job so my fellow employees are various posters around my room.. some hotties.

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
She's right. Remember those pictures she posted of her and her friends. They breed them hot up there. yeah it's really rather annoying, at least when you're a girl!

[EvilDeadNDN]

send the formula to oklahoma, we need more hot gals down here.

[Iben]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
send the formula to oklahoma, we need more hot gals down here. you can have em!!

[EvilDeadNDN]

wait.. better yet... send YOURSELF down. *big stupid smile*

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah I've heard that Oklahoma is quite the cornicopia of hot chicks....*snicker*

[EvilDeadNDN]

shut it Idaho! Thats not very nice.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Yeah I've heard that Oklahoma is quite the cornicopia of hot chicks....*snicker* It is? Well where the hell were they when I lived there? Oh..right..probably just avoiding me. ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
wait.. better yet... send YOURSELF down. *big stupid smile* sorry, I know someone who wouldn't be too happy if I did ;)

[HeadHunter]

1 out of 8 employee's :p

[EvilDeadNDN]

*sigh* Fine dont, I see how it is.

[Iben]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
*sigh* Fine dont, I see how it is. awwww, I still think you're fine! ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
shut it Idaho! Thats not very nice.

Move to Boise. Lotsa scandalous women.

[EvilDeadNDN]

Hmm.. I think Im gonna end up in boston but thanks for the invite.

and Iben, youre making me blush again. especially hearin that from a gal like you.

[IdahoMR2man]

I've heard there's some good ones in Boston...Not knockouts but it is a college town.

[HeadHunter]

so thats my %???

[EvilDeadNDN]

my point exactly. the irony in that, Im gonna move there after college and Ill end up snaggin a college chick (or any chick if Im lucky lol)

[minusbfold]

6 hot chicks out of 350 employee's

an 6 is pushign the last hot chick is lucky she makes it in there

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
so thats my %???

Yeah you're doing alright with that. I remember my last job was like 25% or so.

[equipe]

When I worked at Best Buy the ratio was horrible. there were only like 20 girls in the store with maybe 3 considered boneable. Best Buy is a giant **** farm, don't work there if you're looking to pick up.

[EvilDeadNDN]

**** farm you say.... *goes in deep serious thought*

[IdahoMR2man]

Now my boss is getting involved. He's emailing me telling me how nice the view is by his desk. I've got nothing!!!!

[IdahoMR2man]

And he just bet me a quarter that I ask her out within a month.....

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Yeah you're doing alright with that. I remember my last job was like 25% or so.

My one is actually 12.5%

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah but think of how mine is now. It's like a 3.4%

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Yeah but think of how mine is now. It's like a 3.4%

thats true...plus i get too work with my One :p

[ViRUs]

I work in a restaurant and there are quite a few employees so ill say around 50 just in the restaurant. I can really only think of 8, and two are lucky to be on there. One of them just quit and we were good friends so i really didnt consider her "hot", i mean ive known her for about 2 years but yeah, theres actually not a lot.

[JimmyDean]

None really where I work, but next door.... damnnnnnn.

They got some hotties in there!

*Barks like a dog*

[sphericthor]

I guess mine is 50% because there's only me and my very own trainee............. yes that's ALL the staff

[pixiness]

let's see... There's 20 people who work here of which there are 7 hot women.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
I've heard there's some good ones in Boston...Not knockouts but it is a college town.

South Florida's pretty good - we've got lots of models down here.
Granted, there's a lot more people in general, and many of them are surgically enhanced, but when swimsuit season lasts all year - you get a lot of girls that look nice in swimwear

[JimmyDean]

Originally posted by pixiness
South Florida's pretty good - we've got lots of models down here.
Granted, there's a lot more people in general, and many of them are surgically enhanced, but when swimsuit season lasts all year - you get a lot of girls that look nice in swimwear

Damn straight.

There's a model agency next to my Quizno's. Beauthing thing when some of them come in. I flirt like a mad man... and get no where, but dammmmmmmmn.

They be hot in South Florida!!

Pixi knows well ;)

[cg124]

I work as a busboy in a restuarant and most of the waitresses are young in there 20's and let me just say that their not so bad to look at

[Frizzo the Clown]

I dated a hostess at a restaurant I worked at once..she was really attractive, but dumb as a brick...it didn't last long.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I dated a hostess at a restaurant I worked at once..she was really attractive, but dumb as a brick...it didn't last long. these girls arn't dumb though

[Frizzo the Clown]

Then you're the lucky one. ;)

[cg124]

I'm lucky and I make a lot of money;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Bastard!

[cg124]

lucky bastard is more like it

[Frizzo the Clown]

no....just plain bastard. I know what I meant. ;)

[cg124]

Damnit, anyways how much money do you make at your job frizzo(if you have a job)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Not enough. Freelance clowning doesn't pay much....

[cg124]

bus boy pays enough though;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

I hate to admit it, but I made more when I was a busboy....and I made crap money then. ;)

[Inval1d]

cg, come get my plate. i'm done eating.


Vamanos! :D

[cg124]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I hate to admit it, but I made more when I was a busboy....and I made crap money then. ;)

LOL thats so funny.

I make more money as a busboy than I did as an ice cream scooper. and the funny thing is that I only work weekends for busboy and I still get more money than what i would if I worked for a week as and ice cream scooper

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by cg124
LOL thats so funny.

I make more money as a busboy than I did as an ice cream scooper. and the funny thing is that I only work weekends for busboy and I still get more money than what i would if I worked for a week as and ice cream scooper Damn. I made minimum wage. At the time, it was only like $4.25 an hour, I think.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Damn. I made minimum wage. At the time, it was only like $4.25 an hour, I think.

Well when i was an ice cream scooper I made 5.50 i think, but as a busboy I make 6.00 but when you include tips it's almost 8.00 bucks an hour

[Frizzo the Clown]

damn..you must work at a good restaurant. The one I worked at was the restaurant at a hotel...the place was a **** hole.

[cg124]

mine is kind of like a farmers restuarant

[Oj]

Well, I'm working a new job in an automotive parts warehouse and there are 0 hot or even remotely good looking women.... this job is no good.

[starsprite]

Everyone at my work is at least 10 years older than me but yesterday in walked this hottie around my age who said he was the warehouse manager's nephew and he was going to be working in the warehouse now :p

Him: "I'm pretty sure I'll be seeing lots of you around here"

Me with my face red: "umm uhh..uh huh yeah.."

:D

[Sparhawk]

I think part of the interview process at my work is getting, at least, a light swat with the ugly stick.

There is only 1 gal here who is decent looking, out of 50 employees.

Some of them look like they ate the ugly stick.......

[IdahoMR2man]

Or they ate ALL of the ugly sticks. My company has it's head up it's but when it comes to good looking women. One just left because she didn't get the job she was wanting and it's a position that is more suited for a good looking woman than an ugly man. Dumbards..

[JackBauer]

hm, if there were too many hot chicks in my company i wouldn't be working anymore :p

i count 3 real hotties out of 32 employees, i already dated two, the other chick is on my "somtime"-list.
oh and the co-workers aren't realy interessting, the costumers are better :D

[Andy_R]

Right now it's pretty dry.
At my last job, there were several hotties. Most were temps though.
My supervisor at that job was a 10/10. And believe me...that means a lot coming from me :)

[ZombieMan]

I'm a pro wrestler and referee and there are some hot chicks on the wrestling circuit. Depending on which promotions you work for. I have seen some fat and ugly ones, but I have seen alot of hot ones too!

[Oj]

I started a warehouse job a month ago and my GOD the women are ugly. I miss the twins at the movie theater so much now, not to mention the countless attractive customers.