Dear _______

[beemanbone]

Dear girl at the Y, you are really cute and you seem pretty smart as well.

Dear waitress at Denny's, you are a *****!

Dear thumbnail, why do you insist on breaking, and not falling in line with the others? Hmm? Bastard.

Dear beer, stop calling me.

Dear dad, I don't feel like getting a summer job.

Dear bed, go fix yourself.

Dear self control, I know 'if i love it, set it free', but it's supposed to come back! Dammit.

Dear Mom, stop telling me to go to church.

Dear Kellogg's, thank you for making Frosted Flakes. They're great.

Dear back, stop hurting.

Dear llama, why is your name spelled with 2 "L"'s?

[IdahoMR2man]

http://members.lycos.nl/smilieweb1/smilies/Other95.gif

[Sicy]

Stop stealing my smilies :mad:

[IdahoMR2man]

Sorry. Maybe if you'd get Malice to add more!!!!

[Sicy]

I'm trying!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.boardy.de/images/smilies/motz.gif

[Drunk=Monkey]

lol one of your smilies is my avatar.

[Sicy]

That's not my smilie.. its way too big.. http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/contrib/sarge/Blurp_anim.gif

DEAR DIARY - Why does my damn car cost me so much money to fix??? :mad:

[Drunk=Monkey]

I got it from the link on ur website, enlarged it a little and here it is.

[Sicy]

HA.. well alrighty then!

[smokiechimp]

Dear customers - **** OFF!!!!

[beemanbone]

Dear chili, quit burning my mouth

[evilsquishy]

Dear summer, come sooner.

[Sicy]

I agree with dear summer!!!!!!!!!

[smokiechimp]

Dear Crazy Scottish reidents at the Monor Court Hotel - Please refrain from being **** Witts! Also please refrain from hitting on me you are 42 and I'm 19! Also please refrain from calling me Stu or Will or Andy or Paul whilst under the influence of alcohol, my names ASH! Also **** off back to your own chuffing country cos' you are realy starting to get on my tits!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Right Hand, quit tempting me with your sweet, sweet lovin'. Especially when I'm driving down the road, and passing by a public school or a Church. The Police are getting tired of just "giving me warnings."

[Rogue]

Dear Louie, please stop humping my leg.

[Sicy]

Do you think about anything else? ;)

[Sicy]

That was for frizzo by the way :funny:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Dear Louie, please stop humping my leg. You do realize that he can't read, right? ;)

[Rogue]

Well it's kinda hard to think of anything else when you have a midget humping your leg. I get really weird looks in public. :funny: ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Sicy
Do you think about anything else? ;) Oh yes, I think about lots of things. Of course, most of the thoughts end up with me masturbating.....;)

[JBond]

Dear thread, why are you here, I don't understand you...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Dear thread, why are you here, I don't understand you... Dear Rich, why are you here, I don't understand you... :p ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Rich, why are you here, I don't understand you... :p ;)

Dear Ben, I've enclosed a Christmas card....

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Dear Ben, I've enclosed a Christmas card.... Dear Rich, I've read your X-Mas card, and I've called the police, you sick ****. ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Rich, I've read your X-Mas card, and I've called the police, you sick ****. ;)

Dear Ben, no need...I sent them plently.

[Rogue]

Dear Lindsay, oh yeah that's right..no one writes Dear Lindsay anything! :mad: :( :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Dear Ben, no need...I sent them plently. Dear Rich, can you send me another? This time wallet size? I wanna show it to the guys at the office. :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear finger, why do you smell funny?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Dear Lindsay, oh yeah that's right..no one writes Dear Lindsay anything! :mad: :( :p

I disagree ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Rich, can you send me another? This time wallet size? I wanna show it to the guys at the office. :p

Dear Ben, you may have to give me a few days on that one. I was kicked out of the last One Hour photo shops I've been too and there aren't that many more around here.

[Rogue]

It wasn't Dear Lindsay, it said Greetings, Beautiful. :p

[Rogue]

Dear Rich and Ben, enjoy the naked Christmas cards.

Dear Iben, please don't kill me. I'm too young to die.

:p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Dear Ben, you may have to give me a few days on that one. I was kicked out of the last One Hour photo shops I've been too and there aren't that many more around here. Dear Rich, while I'm waiting, can you send me another pair of your underwear? I've worn the last pair so much that they're about to fall apart. Oh, and please..don't wash them first.

[beemanbone]

Dear Wisconsin, we don't need you. Please leave

[Rogue]

Dear bee, please tell me what manga I should buy tomorrow.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Cellmate, please leave my hiney alone. I haven't been able to sit for a week.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Rich, while I'm waiting, can you send me another pair of your underwear? I've worn the last pair so much that they're about to fall apart. Oh, and please..don't wash them first.

Dear Ben, I have a confession, the last three weren't mine anyway. I ran out and had to use my neighbor Bernie's underwear to send to you.

[JBond]

Originally posted by beemanbone
Dear Wisconsin, we don't need you. Please leave

Dear Beemanbone,

And what if I don't?

Love, Wisconsin

[Rogue]

Dear birdy birdy in the sky, please don't dirty in my eye.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Dear Ben, I have a confession, the last three weren't mine anyway. I ran out and had to use my neighbor Bernie's underwear to send to you. Dear Rich, that would explain all the brown smears and the name tags that said "Bernie." I was starting to get worried about you.

[Rogue]

Dear guys,

Please cease and desist...or I'll be forced to thrash you.

:p

[Icelle]

Dear Jimmy:

Please send the stalker away.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Dear guys,

Please cease and desist...or I'll be forced to thrash you.

:p Dear Lindsay, please carry on with the thrashing. I like a good beating. :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Lindsay, please carry on with the thrashing. I like a good beating. :p

Dear Ben, if you want a good beating I...no wait, I can show you a good...no.....why did I write this in pen?

[beemanbone]

Dear JBond, I was jokingly referring to the state.

Dear Rogue, Battle Royale is shaking the manga world right now. And, Shonen Jump is always a safe bet at 250+ pages for $5.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Dear Ben, if you want a good beating I...no wait, I can show you a good...no.....why did I write this in pen? Dear Rich, to answer your query, because you're an idiot. ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by beemanbone
Dear JBond, I was jokingly referring to the state.

Dear Beemanbone, I was kidding as well, but I had to give my state some attitude ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Rich, to answer your query, because you're an idiot. ;)

Dear Ben

*hits Ben*

Your friend, Rich

[beemanbone]

Dear JBond, cheese and attitude makes a great combination ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Dear Ben

*hits Ben*

Your friend, Rich Dear Rich,

OWW!! That hurt, you ****er! :p

[Rogue]

Dear bee, thank you and I'll see what I can find. :)

Dear Ben, don't make me get the meter stick again. :nono:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Dear bee, thank you and I'll see what I can find. :)

Dear Ben, don't make me get the meter stick again. :nono: Dear Lindsay, What do you need the meter stick for? Its not nearly that big. :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by beemanbone
Dear JBond, cheese and attitude makes a great combination ;)

Cheese and whine ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Cheese and whine ;) Cheese, whine, and LOSERS! Haha! In your face!

*checks birth certificate*

Wha? Aw, damn! :(

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Lindsay, What do you need the meter stick for? Its not nearly that big. :p

Dear Lindsay

Yes I'm sure the micrometer will do fine ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Ben,

If you have to ask, you won't find out. ;)

Linds

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Linds and Rich, Quit ganging up on the Clown! ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Ben,

Quityer*****in!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Linds,

But I'm so good at it!

[Rogue]

Dear Ben,

That's not what I heard. :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Linds, don't believe everything you hear about me! Um...unless its something good...then believe that..but all that other stuff you might hear..the bad stuff...yeah..thats all lies. I swear.

[Kitty]

Dear Ernie,

Go to hell.

Love, Kitty =^.^=

[Rogue]

Dear Kitty,

Here, have a pepsi!

[Kitty]

Dear Lindsay,

Thanks! *drinks all of the pepsi* =^.^=

*cough* look at my title *cough* :D

[Rogue]

Dear Kitty,

Nice title. :D

[TyRoss]

Dear Everyone,

Today is the first day of the rest of your lives. You can choose anything you want to do wether it be climb mountains, save lives or watch a movie. However we urge you that the proper choice is to sit here and post in meaningless threads like this one.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Gerbil,

Please remove yourself from my rectal cavity. We've had our fun, but now its time for you to leave. Please vacate the premises immediately, you're making it hard for me to sit down.

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Dear Everyone,

Today is the first day of the rest of your lives. You can choose anything you want to do wether it be climb mountains, save lives or watch a movie. However we urge you that the proper choice is to sit here and post in meaningless threads like this one. Dear Ross, That was mean:(
;)

[TyRoss]

Dear Scarlet,

What do you mean... I was serious. After all I'm here aren't I?

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Dear Scarlet,

What do you mean... I was serious. After all I'm here aren't I? Dear Ross, you are right we are all here:(
:p

[Kitty]

Dear Ty,

Write more survival tips =^.^=

[Tardumb]

Dear TV...you suck.

[Tardumb]

And I would have to say this is the funniest thread to come along in a LONG time! I haven't laughed that hard at some of you guys' posts in awhile!haha!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Vacuum...you suck.

[Tardumb]

Dear Frizzo....you suck.


(as if someone wasn't going to say it)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Tar, if I suck so much, be sure to tell the world, here (http://comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=892&perpage=25&pagenumber=1) ;)

[Rogue]

Dear bed,

Why are you so empty?

[dr_evil]

Dear Life where are you hiding?

[Iben]

Dear body, why are you so horny?

[smokiechimp]

Dear World - Why you make me so mad!?!

[Kitty]

Dear head of mine,

stop hurting me so damn much!

[HeadHunter]

Dear Thy bone

why are you connected to the Knee bone

[dr_evil]

Dear frizzo's midgets
Can you get off my leg?

[Drunk=Monkey]

Dear Bladder, Just a little longer........ No no not now ...........

........... oh *****

[dr_evil]

Dear Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry
(acting like joey from friends) How you doin?:D

[Rogue]

Dear Rogue,

How did you get so lucky?

[dr_evil]

Dear Rogue,

Why are you so lucky?

[Drunk=Monkey]

Dear Rogue,

Why are you so lucky?

[Rogue]

Dear dr_evil,

Because I'm happy. :D

[Iben]

Dear Ben, why don't you use your super powers and fly over here so you can tuck me in? ;)

[dr_evil]

Dear Rogue
lucky

[dr_evil]

Dear Iben
Who is ben?

[Drunk=Monkey]

Dear Beer,

Why are you so tasty?

[Iben]

Originally posted by dr_evil
Dear Iben
Who is ben?
Frizzo

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Iben
Frizzo

ok
thank you:D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Iben
Dear Ben, why don't you use your super powers and fly over here so you can tuck me in? ;) Dear Iben, I'm completely unaware of these superpowers. If I knew that I had them, I surely would've used them by now. ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Ben and Iben,

*cough*getaroom*cough* :hehe:

[Iben]

Dear Rogue, you're not one to talk ;) :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Linds, Can we use yours? ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Ben,
You sure can, I'll make ya'll a spare key. :p

Dear Iben,
You know you like seeing us so happy. ;)

[Iben]

Dear Linds, you're so right :D

Dear Ben, come to bed with me ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Iben,

You're just as incorrigible as he is!!!! :lol:

[Iben]

Dear Linds, I've just had to sleep alone for several months now, it's getting lonely, or should I say dry ;) :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Iben, maybe you mean both ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Iben,

I've always slept alone...try that and then think about it being lonely and dry. :p

[Iben]

Dear Ben, yes that sounds about right ;)

Dear Linds, you only sleep alone because you've chosen too :p

[Rogue]

Dear Iben,

Hopefully after August.. ;)

[Iben]

Dear Linds...who's being incorrigible now? :p ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Iben,
Don't look at me, I'm completely innocent. :funny:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Linds, bull****! ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Ben,

Bite me! :p

[thebtskink]

Dear tip of my tongue:

Why did you get in the way of my teeth, you bloody fool?

Sincerely,
Mike

[beemanbone]

Dear thread, you contain many sexual undertones ;)

[thebtskink]

Dear bremenbe,

yuo r n idot.

luv,
LOTR
;)

[beemanbone]

Dear LOTR, we have all missed you very much. Please don't leave! :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
Dear body, why are you so horny?

Dear Iben,

Stop feeding us oysters

Your friend, Body

[JBond]

Dear August,

Why are you so far away, can't you like switch places with June or something, just this once?

Threatening yours, Bond

[Rogue]

Dear Jibbsy,

How far away is St. Louis? ;)

[JBond]

Dear Lindsay,

361 miles away...about

[Rogue]

Dear Smartass,

:p

[Kyle Katarn]

Dear Serotonin

Why did you abandon me at the end of the week? We had a swell time Monday, but then you kept drifting away as the hellish week wore on. Till the point you left me Friday! Monday, I strutted out the door while everyone else was shell-shocked....but Friday, I told the manager to "check my @#%! bag so I can go to the car, get my gun and shoot myself! :mad:

Anyway, please come back to me....we have a lot of fun together!

Beggingly yours,
Kyle

:D

[Citizen Kane]

Dear Doofy Gilmore,

You annoy me.

Sincerely,

CK

;)

[Rogue]

Dear back,
Please stop hurting.

[smokiechimp]

Dear Brother - Go fourth and multiply!

[Iben]

Dear school, please be over

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear life, please give me a break.

[Rogue]

Dear sleep,
Please come to me.

[Iben]

Dear Ben, why do I love you so much?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Iben, because you're mentally unstable?

[HeadHunter]

Dear Love Sick Puppies

why do you make me hurl so??

[Iben]

Dear Ben, that might be the case

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear HeadHunter, because the midgets have given some sort of VD?

[HeadHunter]

Dear Midgets,

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!

[Iben]

Dear CS, entertain me!!!

[HeadHunter]

Dear Anyone

ENTERTAIN me

[JBond]

Dear Headhunter

*does a little jig*

Jibbs

[evilsquishy]

Dear lawn, mow yourself for 10 hours:(

[Kitty]

Dear life, f u :D

[Iben]

Dear sleep, why couldn't I have more of you?

[Rogue]

Dear air conditioner,

Please kick off or I'm going to be a human popsicle soon.

[Snake Spirit]

Originally posted by Sicy
That's not my smilie.. its way too big.. http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/contrib/sarge/Blurp_anim.gif

DEAR DIARY - Why does my damn car cost me so much money to fix??? :mad:

Because the repairman will always tell you- "I've never seen a model quite like yours before..." and for some damn reason, YOUR car will ALWAYS cost more to fix than anyone else's. It's a racket, that's what it is...:evil:

[Chodaboy]

Dear Boss
leave me the hell alone!

[Drunk=Monkey]

Dear Choda's Boss,
He doesnt work hard enuff. Sack him!

[Chodaboy]

Dear Drunk=Monkey
i have a good thing going here....dont blow it!!!
lol

[Iben]

Dear cat, why are you always sleeping?

[TyRoss]

Dr Mr Whiffle,

Please stop squeezing my Charmin.

[Tardumb]

Dear hand,

Put...down...the mouse! ARGH! *stomps on hand*

Painfully,
Tardumb

[Rogue]

Dear eyesight,

Why must you suck heartily?! :mad:

[Tardumb]

DEAR ROGUE,

I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

BLINDLY,
TARDUMB

[Iben]

Dear Tardumb and Rogue, so do I.

[dr_evil]

Dear Dr_evil
why so you feel so bad about being nominated for the CS award thingy:confused:

[TyRoss]

Dear Charlie Brown,

Why the hell are you still wearing the same shirt? Do you do your laundry every night?

[Rogue]

Dear Ty,

Maria Bello is NOT Emma! :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Satan,

Can I have my soul back? I need to have it cleaned before Church on Sunday.

[TyRoss]

Dear Rogue,

(SMOOCH)

[Rogue]

Dear Ty,

Jibbsy will have your head for that. ;)

[TyRoss]

Dear Jibbs,

(SMOOCH ;) )

[HeadHunter]

Dear Shakespere

Why dot you hat'th me so??

[Rogue]

Dear Ty,

Back off!! :mad: ;)

[TyRoss]

Dear Rogue,

It was done in self defense.

[HeadHunter]

Dear Arguing people

CALM DOWN GODDAMN IT....screww you guys i'm going home

[TyRoss]

Dear Cartman,

Drugs are bad M'kay

[HeadHunter]

Dear Mr Garason

You go to hell YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

[TyRoss]

Dear Frizzo,

Didn't your mom ever tell you that if you keep doing that you'll get hairy palms?

[Kitty]

Dear Ty,

How the heck can you stand living in Frizzball's head?

[CapricornDevil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Dear Crazy Scottish reidents at the Monor Court Hotel - . . . you are realy starting to get on my tits!

Wow...Can't say I have ever heard that saying before. New one for me.



Dear bank customers: Don't ask me why your account is overdrawn. It is your fault you wrote checks that didn't clear. Don't give me a sob story about why it happened, I don't care. Don't give me your life story everytime I am trying to wait on you. Don't call me sweety, young man, dude, buddy, pal, friend, or anything like that. I am wearing a name tag, use the name on there. Oh, and while I am at it...get a new bank and leave me the hell alone if you are too stupid to figure out how to write up your own deposit slip.

[HeadHunter]

Dear smiley Face

**** happerns

[Tardumb]

Dear legs,

Take me somewhere.

I own you,
Tardumb

[HeadHunter]

Dear Fish

your too fat go on a diet

[evilsquishy]

Dear school,
I hate you.

[Rogue]

Dear August,

HURRY UP!!!!!

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Rogue
Dear August,

HURRY UP!!!!!


:applaud: :applaud:

[Rogue]

Dear doc,

Why are you excited about August? :p

[dr_evil]

Dear Rogue
because Chicago comes to DVD :D :applaud: (i know i am a little obsessed)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear dog, quit humping my leg. You could at least buy me dinner or get me drunk first...you know..foreplay.

[Link]

Dear self,

You suck

[dr_evil]

Dear Midget
quit humping my leg. You could at least buy me dinner or get me drunk first...you know..foreplay. :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Link,

Are you trying to suck yourself? And if so, are you flexible enough? ;)

[Rogue]

Dear Frizzo,

Seek help. ;)

[dr_evil]

Dear Frizzo,

Seek help. :applaud:

Sincerely Dr.Evil:D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Dr. E and Rogue,

I sought help. And when the doctor told me I was insane, I killed him.

[Rogue]

Dear Frizzo,

*shakes her head* I got nothin'..haha.

[Colorado Cajun]

Dear everyone go back to having fun for the entire board:p

[Rogue]

Dear St. Louis,

I'll see you soon! :D

[Kitty]

Dear little voice in my head,

why do you bug me the most when my friends are around? :p

[Rogue]

Dear back,

Please stop hurting.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear Ass,

Please stop leaving little marks in my underwear. You make it awfully difficult when I have to do the laundry.

[TyRoss]

Dear Penthouse,

(CENSORED)

[Kitty]

Dear Ty,

answer my question from the previous page =^.^=

[TyRoss]

Dear Kitty,

I see no question from you on the previous page.

[Kitty]

Dear Ty,

here it is *shoves it in your face* ^_^


Originally posted by Kitty
Dear Ty,

How the heck can you stand living in Frizzball's head?

[TyRoss]

Dear Kitty,

But that's on this page.

[Iben]

Dear faith, why do I have to have an exam in Geography when I know I'm gonna flunk? :waa:

[HeadHunter]

Dear Mate

When will you get your hand out of your arse and phone me to go see the matrix

[pixiness]

Dear CS - If it's been Coming SOON for over two years, wouldn't that be Coming LATER? :p ;)

[kryptonian_boy]

Dear Pixi,
How do you keep from damaging your wings when you put clothing on?

[sabin26]

Dear brain

I don't like you and you don't like me so let's get through the rest of the day, only 3 hours left and then you can shut off and I can gets some sleep.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
Dear Pixi,
How do you keep from damaging your wings when you put clothing on?

Dear k_b,

I go nude quite often.

[evilsquishy]

Dear 3000,
Come quicker:mad:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dear evilsquishy,

When you say that, you remind me of my last girlfriend. ;) :P

[Link]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Link,

Are you trying to suck yourself? And if so, are you flexible enough? ;)

Not quite, but Marilyn Manson is. ;)

[TyRoss]

Dear Life,

Where have you been? I've missed you terribly. Will you ever come back to me?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Link
Not quite, but Marilyn Manson is. ;) So, Marilyn Manson is flexible enough to suck you? Hmmm..not sure I want to know what kind of research you did to find this out....

[Kitty]

Dear Seniors at my school,

I'll miss you (except you ernie :p)

[Tardumb]

Dear boogeys,

Brace yourself.

My Nose isn't Your Nose,
Tardumb

[Link]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
So, Marilyn Manson is flexible enough to suck you? Hmmm..not sure I want to know what kind of research you did to find this out....

:funny:

Dear Ben,

I'm traveling to Missouri this year, I'd be delighted to kill---meet you.

[southern]

Dear ass,
stop being so damn lazy

Dear Smokie,
i miss you!:heart:

[Iben]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear evilsquishy,

When you say that, you remind me of my last girlfriend. ;) :P
Dear Ben, why do you have such a one-tracked mind? ;)

[southern]

Dear body,
don't be so thick....literally

[TyRoss]

Dear Deer,

Do not under any circumstances go towards the light.

[Iben]

Dear body, don't be so fat

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Link
:funny:

Dear Ben,

I'm traveling to Missouri this year, I'd be delighted to kill---meet you. Dear Link, I'd be happy to maim you. Drop on by! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Iben
Dear Ben, why do you have such a one-tracked mind? ;) Dear Iben,

Because my brain is too small to have more than one track. ;)

[Rogue]

Dear back,

Stop hurting. :mad:

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Dear Iben,

Because my brain is too small to have more than one track. ;)

Dear Ben - when will you learn that god gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time?

:p

[TyRoss]

Dear Women,

Will someone help me out I'm tired of using my brain and my penis could use a jumpstart. ;)

[pixiness]

Dear Ty -

How many times do I have to tell you - NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS! ;P

[TyRoss]

Dear Pixi,

Well they have to learn sometime... and do you want some schoolteacher teaching them?

[pixiness]

Dear Kids -

Do as we say, don't do as we do :p

[thebtskink]

Dear eyes,

Please accept my apology for gouging you out. ;)

[southern]

Dear ass,
i wasn't joking, please stop being so damn lazy

[Iben]

Dear head

stop hurting so much

[chanandler bong]

dear leprechauns rescue me from school 2 days!!!!!

[southern]

Dear jaw, stop hurting
Dear hair, stop being so dull
Dear stomach, you'll get food in a sec so SHHH!

[HeadHunter]

Dear Pint Glass

Will thou ever be empty

[daafish]

Dear skin, turn tan not red. :

[Sicy]

:lol:

Dear Sunscreen, please find your way to daafish

[daafish]

Dear Sicy, it did. :) Im just reenforcing

[JBond]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=47340

[Iben]

bah it sucks when you can't read the rest of it :p

[Link]

Dear JBond,

You're married to a sex maniac? ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
bah it sucks when you can't read the rest of it :p

That's actually the joke, think about it ;)

[Iben]

haha, I'm so slow

[Sicy]

http://www.boardy.de/images/smilies/auslach

[southern]

Deat boards,
please stop being so dead

[evilsquishy]

Dear hair,
Grow faster before I'm tempted to cut you off.

[southern]

Dear evil,
DON'T CUT IT!
it takes forever i know but...

[evilsquishy]

Dear Southern,
I know, I know....but it's SOOOO annoying!
Just a little trim?

[Sicy]

Dear TV,
Why do you suck

[southern]

Dear evil,
NO!
i didn't 'trim' my hair for 2 years and it's exactly where i want it

[evilsquishy]

Dear southern,
It takes two years!:eek:

[southern]

Dear evil,
for me it did;)

[evilsquishy]

Dear southern,
Do you have any idea how long it would take ME:(!!!!

[southern]

Dear evil,
not really
p.s. how long's your hair now?

[evilsquishy]

Dear southern,
about 2 inches past shoulder.

[southern]

Dear evil,
from june 2001 til my hairs grown from the top of my shoulders to down my mid back

[evilsquishy]

Dear southern,
I think I should just go bald. It's much quicker;)

[southern]

Dear evil,
NO
Dear neck,
stop hurting
Dear eyes,
don't be so heavy

[Iben]

Dear dishes, please just wash yourself