Return of the Joke Thread

[Danzig]

cause their's too much depressing war talk i'l start...

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed those 10 quarters?
Nurse: No change yet

[smokiechimp]

Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!"

Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."

[Danzig]

Why can't you go to the bathroom at a beatle's reunion concert?
there's no John

[JBond]

Wow, how awful.

[Danzig]

*shrugs* i love bad jokes :rolleyes:

a man goes to a psychiatrist. He says "Doctor, i'm lsing my mind, i'm a teepee, i'm a wigwum, i'm a teepee, i'm a wigwum.. can you help me doc??" To which the psychiatrist replies " just settle down you're two tense"<<< Read it ALOUD

[Knerys]

What did the Pink Panther say when he step on the ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant (to the theme of the pink panther ;) )

[dr_evil]

i am bad at finding funny jokes so i will funny list (like lettermans top 10 list)


The World's Shortest Books

Beauty Secrets, by Janet Reno

Home Built Airplanes, by John Denver

How To Get To The Super Bowl, by Dan Marino

Things I Love About Bill, by Hillary Clinton

My Life's Memories, by Ronald Reagan

Things I Can't Afford, by Bill Gates

Things I Would Not Do For Money, by Dennis Rodman

The Wild Years, by Al Gore

Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean

America's Most Popular Lawyers

Detroit - A Travel Guide

Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches

Everything Men Know About Women

Everything Women Know About Men

All The Men I've Loved Before, by Ellen Degeneres

Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette

Spotted Owl Recipes, by The Sierra Club

The Amish Phone Directory

My Plan To Find The Real Killers, by O. J. Simpson

My Book Of Morals, by Bill Clinton

[MovieFreak]

Well, this isnt really a joke...I read it off of somewhere just dont really remember where...

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

[Knerys]

Originally posted by MovieFreak
Well, this isnt really a joke...I read it off of somewhere just dont really remember where...

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." Hahahahah I like that one!:applaud:

[smokiechimp]

Once upon a time, there was a woman working at a lingerie counter, and a customer came to the counter with a pair of frilly panties and said she'd like to buy them, adding, "but only of you can embroider `If you can read this, you're too close.' on the back."

So, the saleswoman took the panties to the tailor in back, and described the rather unusual request.

The tailor said, "Well, she sounds like a stick in the mud, but I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"

Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to the counter, and asked, "do you want that in block letters or script?"

The customer replied, with a smile, "Braille."

[HeadHunter]

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

[Elizabeth]

Some dry humor ;) :

Did you hear about the teacher that fell into the copying machine? She was beside herself.

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into the lens grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

Did you hear about the lightning bug (firefly) that flew into a fan? It was delighted.

[sabin26]

This is from my brother, who is a huge biker himself.

An obviously drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three bikers sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest looking one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway butt naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is a bad ass, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really pissed, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says, "Damn it, grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"

[Danzig]

Friday afternoon, i'm walking home & this roofer calls me a paranoid little weirdo...in morse code
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so i was driving this car & a policeman pulls me over
I said " officer, i'm speeding cause i got to get my mom to the hospital, she OD'd on reducing pills"
He said "i don't see any woman in the car with you"
i said "i'm too late
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i just got outta the hospital, i was in speed- reading contest. i hit a bookmark
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i have a very large seashell collection, i keep it on beaches around the world
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i went into a general store, they wouldn't let me buy anything specifically

[sabin26]

A middle aged man who was just recently divorced decided to go and buy himself a really fast sports car. After the purchase of his new sports car he decides to drive it down the back roads home. He decides to speed up when a cop car starts chasing with sirens and lights going. The man thinks to himself "I got a fast car there is no way the cop could get me." After going full throttle and loses the cop he realizes he's to old to be doing things like this. He eventually pulls over and waits for the cop to catch up with him. Once the cop gets to his window he asked "Sir why were you going so fast?" The middle aged man looks up at the cop and says, "Well sir my wife left me for a cop and I just thought you were bringing her back"

[smokiechimp]

Heres one my good buddy told me today!

How do you get two Elephants into a SAFEWAY store?

Take the F out of WAY!

Lets see if you get it;)

[MovieFreak]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Heres one my good buddy told me today!

How do you get two Elephants into a SAFEWAY store?

Take the F out of WAY!

Lets see if you get it;)

well...damn...i dont get it...its looks like its funny, but i dont get it...:confused:



But anyways heres a Jerry Seinfield Joke...

Have you ever called someone, and you're disappointed when they answer? "Uh, I didn't know you were there, I just wanted to leave a message, 'Sorry I missed you.'" What you have is people who don't want to talk, and the phone machine is this respirator keeping marginal, brain-dead relationships alive. Because when we come home we want to see that little flashing red light and go, "All right, messages!" It's very important for human beings to feel they are popular amongst a large group of people they have no interest in.

[Crispyfootcheez]

:rolleyes:

[Danzig]

movie freak> there's NO F'N way :P:applaud:

[MovieFreak]

Originally posted by Danzig
movie freak> there's NO F'N way :P:applaud:

OH! hahahaha i get it now....you have to remember i'm slow in the head...

[todd philip]

3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.

The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

:rolleyes: :p

[Knerys]

Three guys walked into a bar and the fourth one ducked.

[JBond]

Ok there is this on stage magician and he calls for a volunteer and he calls him up. He hands the slegehammer to this guy and says "I want you to hit me here in the head as hard as you can" as he points at his head and leans forward. The volunteer says "Um, are you sure?" "Yes, I'm quite sure" says the magician. So the volunteer shrugs and smacks him in the head and he falls over unconscious and goes into a coma.

Two years pass as he is in the hospital still in a coma til one day when a nurse is tending to him. The magicians eyes suddenly open and he sits up: "....TA-DA!"

[smokiechimp]

"Real Notes to British Milkmen":


* Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.


* Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.


* Cancel one pint after the day after today.


* Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.


* Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep
pecking the tops off the milk.


* Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.


* Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons
on the dole.


* Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and
I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.


* Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints,
but the other way round.


* When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because
I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.


* Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's
Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over
a cup of tea.


* My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you
deliver or do I have to shake the bottle?


* Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months
old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.


* Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant. Milk is
needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.


* From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on
the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't
want any milk.


* My back door is open. Please put milk in fridge, get money out of
cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we
want to play bingo tonight.


* Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I
wrote this note yesterday.


* When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out
and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk.


* No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead
until further notice.

[todd philip]

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE.
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE).
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH.
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME.
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER.
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN).
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS.
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR:
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH.
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE.
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON.
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET.
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED.
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

FLY BY.
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

[Danzig]

George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.
President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand.

"By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously.

It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman's posterior.

When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Marie sainte! I'm think I'm getting a fax."

[Alien]

The soldiers in Baghdad took Saddam's palace and when looking around they found a cool looking hi-fi.
One turns to the other and says, "Where do you thick Saddam keeps his CDs?"
The other replied, "In a rack."
(You might have to read it out loud)

[Danzig]

a skeleton walks into a bar & asks for a beer & a mop

[A+]

When does Saddam have his dinner?
When Tariq Aziz.

Why do blondes take the pill?
To keep track of what day it is.

[pixiness]

You know the world's gone crazy when the world's favorite rapper is a white guy, the world's best golfer is a black guy, the French are calling Americans arrogant and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by pixiness
You know the world's gone crazy when the world's favorite rapper is a white guy, the world's best golfer is a black guy, the French are calling Americans arrogant and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

Excellent!!!!:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[sabin26]

Originally posted by pixiness
You know the world's gone crazy when the world's favorite rapper is a white guy, the world's best golfer is a black guy, the French are calling Americans arrogant and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

That's hilarous

[J Diddy]

What's grey, sits by the side of your bed and takes the pis5?

A Dialysis machine.

[Frizzo the Clown]

A man goes into the confessional at church and says, "Forgive me, father. I have sinned."

The priest recognizes the man's voice. It is Charlie Smith, one of the most loyal, devoted members of the church. The priest says, "Charlie, I cannot believe that you, of all people, could possibly have committed a sin."

Charlie says, "Well, father, I am ashamed to admit that I did. My wife and I have been married for 42 years and for the last ten, we have been unable to have marital relations. And you cannot imagine what that is like, father. It just creates unbearable tension and causes my dear wife to believe that I do not love her, which is far, far from the truth."

"I understand," says the priest.

Charlie goes on: "Then, last Saturday evening, I looked at my wife and she was bending over a sack of potatoes. There was something about her at that moment...I suddenly experienced feelings I had not felt for a decade. I was suddenly filled with love and passion for my wife and I grabbed her and ripped her dress off and we made love, right there on that sack of potatoes. And that is how I have sinned, father."

The priest is puzzled. "That is not a sin, my son. The two of you are married...it is not a sin to express that love for your wife..."

There are tears in Charlie's voice as he gasps, "You mean it, father? You really mean it? We won't be thrown out of the church?"

The priest laughs. "Of course not. Why would we throw you out of the church?"

Charlie says, "Well, they threw us out of the Safeway."

[pixiness]

Three beer company representatives are at an International Beer Festival. One rep is from Coors, One is from Budweiser, and the third is from Guinness.

The three all go out to a bar afterwards to hang out. The bartender asks each what they'll be having.

The Coors guy says, "I'll have the only beer in the world made with the fresh cold feeling of the Rocky Mountains... I'll have a Coors."

The Budweiser guy says, "I'll have the one and only king of beers... give me a Budweiser."

The Guinness guy says, "I'll have a Coca-cola please."

The other two look at him incredulously and ask him why he'd do such a thing...

He replies, "Well, if you two chaps aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."

[Frizzo the Clown]

HAHA!! I was kinda thinking that same thing! Coors and Bud aren't even in the same league as Guinness!!

[dr_evil]

The Dumb Husband


Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge, big enough to keep it in!"

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $27,000 on a new car, " he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third, a blonde male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left for a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least 5 boxes of condoms with her - and she doesn't even have a penis!"

[smokiechimp]

Two married 56 year old accountants where having trouble with their relationship, and the husband one day said "I'm sorry, I'm leaving you for an 18 year old I met in a bar" the wife isn't fussed because she was also about to tell her husband that she was leaving him for a 18 year old waiter she met!! her parting words were "You know as well as I do 18 into 56 goes alot better than 56 into 18"!!!

hehe! get it (It's a but smutty ;))

[dr_evil]

First Class

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the coach section since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so."

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."











Blonde's Bet

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead that the man wouldn't jump off the bridge and the readhead accepted.

Well, sure enough, the man jumped and so the blonde gave the redhead the 50 bucks. "I can't take this, you're my best friend."

The blonde looked at her, "Just take it."

"Well, I saw this on the 5;00 news, so I knew he was gonna jump off."

The blonde laughed, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again

[CapricornDevil]

There is an old church sitting out in the back part of the county. One Sundy morning, while all the members are sitting in church, a huge fireball engulfs the alter and is replaced by Satan himself. The entire congregation goes running. All except one little old man, who just stares intently at Satan.

Satan cowers over the man "Dont you know who I am?"

Quietly, the man responds "Yes sir, I do."

Satan again questions the man "Dont you know what I can do?"

Still unphased the man responds "Yes sir, I do."

Satan yells "Don't you know about the endless amounts of pain and agony I can put you in?"

Again, ever so calmly the man responds "Yes sir, I do."

Finally, Satan inquires "Then why aren't you scared of me?"

The man smiles, looks up at Satan and says "Well sir, been married to your sister for 48 years."

[Danzig]

Can i charge the Energizer Bunny with Battery?
What happens if i get scared half to death twice?
I intend to live forever.. so far, so good
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Is Atheism a non-prophet organization?
Gravity always gets me down
how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

[southern]

1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.

2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

3. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."

4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

6. The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

8. Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

[southern]

and a longer version of pixi's post

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a
white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are
named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

[CapricornDevil]

Bumper stickers seen on passing cars:

1. Friends help you move. Real friends help move bodies.
2. Believe it or not, my life is based on a true story.
3. Bad cop, no donut.
4. My life is an endless battle against maturity.
5. If you can read this, I could slam on my brakes, and it would be your fault.
6. There is no emoticon for what I am feeling.
7. I have a great pair of legs. They are in the trunk.
8. Dyslexics of the world : UNTIE!
9. Beat me. Spank me. Call me Edna.
10 If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[smokiechimp]

"Where did you go on holiday then?"

"We went to the Caribbean"

"Jamaica"

"No she was happy to go with me"


Read It Aloud!

[southern]

i found this at Sicy's board............

"An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."

[Balrog of Moria]

haha...great one southern

[dr_evil]

:lol:

[cg124]

:lol: :lol:


definetly FF

[smokiechimp]

Whats brown and sticky?






















A STICK!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p