Episode V: The Fool Strikes Back

[JBond]

For those not familiar with my saga of fanfics, I would love for you to read part 1 through 4 linked here:

http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1538
http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1528
http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1617
http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1550

PART ONE

*At a table at a outside restaurant*

Tech: I’m glad you all could make it, something serious has come up, something that can end mankind!
JBond: You always have to get so melodramatic at these times.

*Frizzo orders a fancy drink and thebtskink puts his head down and shakes his head in disapproval*

Frizzo: What?
JBond: Why did you have us meet here, Tech?
Tech: Things are grim, it’s dangerous right now to be around headquarters....Mirko had them spray for termites today, should be safe soon.
Frizzo: Well you sure do pick the locations....waitress is cute too.
JBond: She’s married.
Olorin: Now how do you know.....you know what, I don’t want to know.
Tech: Ok, here’s the scoop.

*Passes around folders*

Tech: Inside you will find a dossier of Randall Mordon, Personalized License Plate Counselor.
thebtskink: Mine only has pictures of Nicole Kidman...
Tech: Oh, uh, that’s for another case....give it back.
thebtskink: No.
Tech: ...anyway, we believe this man to be member of-
thebtskink: What man?
Tech: Damn, can’t you share a dossier with Bond?
thebtskink: But then I would have to lean over.
Tech: *sigh* We believe this man is a member of this new corporation that we’ve had our eye on for a while.
Olorin: Why have we been watching it?
Tech: They’re becoming more important then us and we are insecure, NO more questions! This corporation deals with the production and distribution of personalized license plates. I want you to find this man and question him on his job, we think they’re up to something.
JBond: Up to something? How do you figure.
Tech: Within the past month or so, we have received 5 mail bombs from their company.
Frizzo: That would explain my car starting on fire and exploding last week...
JBond: Yeeeeeeah, it would...
Tech: This is the problem though, he is currently in a maximum security prison, so you guys are going to have to get in to find him.
Olorin: Are you going to make an arrangement for us to be let in?
Tech: Well Mirko and I talked it over and we decided that would require too much effort on our part, so instead you’re going to have to get into jail on your own and we can make some calls to have them transfer you to the prison.
Frizzo: Wait, wait, wait...let me get this straight. You want us to actually do things to get in jail?!
Tech: Yep, just don’t do anything too violent.
JBond: What about after we accomplish our mission, will you be able to get us out of prison?
Tech: You know, I’ll check into that. Now excuse me, I am off.

*Tech stands up*

thebtskink: One more question, how did Mr. Mordon get in prison?
Tech: Gave bad license plate advice, the plate letter and number combinations looked real vulgar after a second viewing.
JBond: Alright! This will be fun, what should I do? I suppose I could go down the highway at 140 mph or maybe attempt to shoplift half of a store, hehe...what are you going to do Frizzo?......Frizzo?

*Bond turns around to see police officers taking Frizzo away from a scene surrounded with police tape with mannequins, booze, fire and destruction all around*

JBond: The man works fast...

*JBond notices a police officer leaning over a fountain looking into the water, Bond pushes him in and stands back*

JBond: Hehe, perfect.

*Officer gets out soaking wet*

Officer: Alright wise guy, come with me.

*Officer takes Olorin and puts him in cuffs*

Olorin: But I....well ok, thanks Bond!

*Officer takes him away*

JBond: Dammit! Looks like it’s just you and me, skink!

*Bond pats him on the back, he loses balance, pulls on a wire holding up the fabric roof for the tables outside and brings the whole thing down resulting with spilt dinners everywhere*

tyler_durden: Hey!! It took me 3 hours to get that up there! You just wait right there while I call the authorities.
thebtskink: Dammit Bond, I was planning to break into a strip club!
JBond: Quit your whining, we did that last week.

*Police take thebtskink away*

JBond: Wow, getting arrested use to be so easy...now I’m trying and I can’t even do it!

*Bond notices Tech still there watching with wide eyes*

JBond: Tech you got to help me! I’ve only been able to get those around me arrested!

*Bond starts to walk towards Tech*

Tech: Ahh! Get away from me, you’re cursed! I don’t want to be arrested!

*Tech runs away from Bond*

JBond: ....

*Bond notices a group of about 15 women waiting outside for the bus*

JBond: Perfect.

*Bond walks over to them and stands by them*

JBond: 3...2...1...

*One of them speaks*

Rogue: Hey! The restraining order doesn’t allow you to be within 50 feet of me! I’m calling the police!
JBond: Never fails.

[TyRoss]

HA!

[Frizzo the Clown]

HAHA!:)

[JBond]

*Interrogation room with two officers and Olorin*

Officer 1: So...you like pushing cops in water do you?
Olorin: Actually it wasn’t me.
Officer 1: Oh yeah? Who was it? James Bond!?

*Both officers laugh out loud*

Olorin: ...
Officer 2: We got a call that says you’re a wanted criminal. Let’s just take a look at your record! 12/01/00 – double parking, 3/15/01 - littering , and 10/24/01...breaking a promise! The list goes on and on.
Olorin: Hey I never promised! I had my fingers crossed behind my back.
Officer 1: That will NEVER hold in court, Mister!...Now, you can either do your time in prison.....or, you can complete a mission for us, and we can wipe your record clean. We know who you work for, we know you’re good.
Olorin: Work for you? Not now, not ever.
Officer 2: We’ll pay you.
Olorin: How much?
Officer 2: $50
Olorin: $100!
Officer 2: $70
Olorin: $90
Officer 2: $80
Olorin: $85
Officer 2: $82.50
Olorin: ...are you serious?!
Officer 2: Ok!...$83. Do you have change for a hundred?

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*Prison Sunshine*
*Frizzo, Bond and thebtskink are there*

Frizzo: Ah prison, good to be back!
JBond: Yeah....it’s kind of small.
thebtskink: Yeah, your girlfriend said the same thing to me last night! Haha!.....no wait.
JBond: I just wish Tech didn’t wait so long to transfer me over...
Frizzo: What do you mean?
JBond: Well...they sent us to jail, then Tech had to get us over here...remember?
Frizzo: Oh....well they sent me right here.
JBond: ...what exactly DID you do?!

*Frizzo just smiles*

thebtskink: So where’s Olorin?

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Officer 1: The job is simple. Your name is Burton Gervis, you will go down the street and order 2 Vanilla Frappachinos from the Starbucks.
Olorin: Is that the code?
Officer 1: Code?...what code, we’re thirsty.
Olorin: Oh...wouldn’t you rather have some waters or something?...water is the best way to quench your thirst.
Officer 2: You will do what you are TOLD! After that, we have some more chores for you.
Olorin: Just like working with Mirko and Tech...

*Olorin leaves to Starbucks*

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*At INSANE headquarters*

Tech: Well...they’re gone...
Mirko: Yeeeep....
Tech: ...
Mirko: ...
Tech: Wanna go through Bond’s stuff first?
Mirko: You read my mind!

*Mirko and Tech race to Bond’s desk*

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Prison Guard bbf2: Alright everyone, empty your pockets.

*Bond empties his pockets revealing a pen, cell phone and a large black book*

Guard bbf2: What is that?! A bible?
JBond: Far from it.

*bbf2 opens up the book and reads*

Guard bbf2: Jessica Wright, May 16th 1971. Rebecca Spelling, May 16th, 1971. Mary Grammar, May 16th 1971. Jessica Wright, May 16th 1971. Jessica Wright, May 16th 1971. Jessica Wright, May 16th 1971...Is this what I think it is?

*Bond shows a sly face*

Guard bbf2: Aren’t little black books suppose to be little?
JBond: Well it was little...then May 17th came around.
Frizzo: That Jessica has a lot of energy!

*bbf2 throws the book down and hits the floor with a large thud*

Guard bbf2: Alright wise guy, empty your pockets.
thebtskink: Oh boy...

*Frizzo reveals nothing in his pockets*

JBond: That’s a shock.
Frizzo: Well everything I had I had to drop as soon as we went through the metal detectors.
Guard bbf2: And what about you.

*thebtskink empties his pockets to reveal a stick of gum*

Guard bbf2: What? That’s it?! You have nothing we can take from you immediately or perhaps use to make fun of you? ....you sicken me! Alright, everyone, this way to your cells.

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*Olorin returns with the two Frappachinos*

Officer 2: ...It’s cold
Olorin: It’s suppose to be cold, it’s a Frappachino...it was in the freezer.
Officer 2: So what are you, some sort of coffee expert?
Olorin: Well no, I just-
Officer 2: No no, please, continue with your extensive coffee knowledge, I’m very interested! Enlighten me!
Olorin: ....your coffee’s getting warm.

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*Tech pulls out a letter of Bond’s desk*

Tech: What have we here...looks like poetry!

I like you, I like you a lot
I’m not that old
My love is very hot
Like an incandescent bulb

Mirko and Tech: A-HAHAHAHA!!
Tech: What should I do with it?!
Mirko: Nail it to the wall, THE WALL!! Heehee!!

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Frizzo: Will our cell have cable or digital?

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Olorin: No no no, you only want to grind the beans for a certain amount of time, there is such thing as too long. I wonder what my boss is up to...

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Mirko: I knew I should have gotten that laminator...I wonder what the guys are up to...

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Frizzo: I wonder what Christy Brinkley is up to...

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Christy Brinkley: Oh gosh, my towel fell off, tee-hee!

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Frizzo: Hehehe.......nah.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Frizzo: Ah prison, good to be back!
JBond: Yeah....it’s kind of small.
thebtskink: Yeah, your girlfriend said the same thing to me last night! Haha!.....no wait.HAHA!

[JBond]

*Frizzo, JBond, thebtskink and a fourth person are now in their cell*

JBond: Does it stink in here, or is it just me?

*thebtskink sniffs near Bond*

thebtskink: It’s just you.
Frizzo: I knew it...only cable...cheap bastards.

*Frizzo goes to 'Fox' and sits back in the recliner chair, the fourth cellmate steps out*

Tardumb: Hey! That’s my chair!
Frizzo: Oh yeah? I don’t see your name on it.

*Tardumb points to his name on the chair*

Frizzo: Ah...how bout that.

*Frizzo adjusts his arm so it covers it up*

Tardumb: Hmmph.
JBond: Yeah and if you think the cable is bad, the internet connection is only 56k!!
Frizzo: Hey! When I was your age, we didn’t HAVE any fancy schmancy cable connections like you did! We had DSL connections and we LIKED it!!
JBond: Shut up, you’re a few years older than me.
Frizzo: We also had a thing back than called “Crystal Pepsi." It was great!
JBond: So um, how are we suppose to find this guy...what’s his name?...
thebtskink: I forgot actually...do you remember, Frizzo?

*Frizzo is slumped in the recliner with the TV*

Announcer: “And next on “When Animals Attack”, Steve Irwin attacked and killed by a pack of ferocious kittens”

*Frizzo chuckles*

thebtskink: Yeah...so, what does one do around here?
Tardumb: Ha, what? You think there is actually something to do here? Wake up and smell the prison, they thrive on seeing us miserable and bored. We live in complete solitude...but we have recess in 15 minutes....so what’d you guys get in here.
JBond: Stalked.
thebtskink: Ask Bond. :rolleyes:
Frizzo: I think it will be on CNN at 9...

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slinger: We’re looking everywhere, but we can’t find him, Mr. Reeves.
Keanu Reeves: I TOLD you...call me Neo...
slinger: Um, ok...Neo.
Keanu Reeves: You’re failing me, slinger, I don’t LIKE failure. Do you know what we do with failures around here? TELL him, Ty!
TyRoss: I...I don’t know....what?
Keanu Reeves: They are PUNISHED!!
slinger: I won’t fail you again.
Keanu Reeves: Good...you are dismissed, FIND that man!

*slinger starts to walk away*

slinger: Putz...
Keanu Reeves: Hey! I heard that! I have ears in the back of my head! We don’t need any of that dirty language around here!

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Officer 1: Ok, I don’t want you to think we don’t appreciate your work, we do, but it’s time for a change of pace.
Olorin: I’m going home.
Officer 1: No wait! This is a real assignment! We have reason to believe that there is a map that leads to millions of dollars buried underground.
Olorin: The map is buried underground?
Officer 1: No no, the treasure is underground. This map is in the possession of an underground society called-
Olorin: Ah so the map IS underground you liar.
Officer 1: Dammit would you just listen!? You must retrieve this map, and bring it back to us so we can collect the millions...we will pay you 50 dollars. Oh and if you chose to accept the mission, please don’t get the millions for yourself, that would be rude.
Olorin: Isn’t it their map?
Officer 1: Well not after you steal it.
Olorin: Of course, and where might this underground society be located?
Officer 2: Their hideout is here on this piece of paper, you should go and infiltrate the base now but beware, it is heavily guarded. Should you fail we will deny all knowledge of you and your coffee knowledge.

(That's all I got for now)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Thats all you got? Write more, you bastard. ;)

[JBond]

There is no way I'm writing more if this is how many people actually read it ;)

[Link]

I remember reading this like 8 months ago..You finally posted it...Hah!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
There is no way I'm writing more if this is how many people actually read it ;) Aww..come on..at least one person appreciates it..even if that one person is me..;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Link
I remember reading this like 8 months ago..You finally posted it...Hah!

My user title explains it all ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
My user title explains it all ;) It does? And to think, all those years of reading books for knowledge..wasted! When here, all I needed to do was read the words "Lazy Bum," and I would've known it all!;)

[Link]

Originally posted by JBond
My user title explains it all ;)

You'd think different after seeing how much you post at CS

[slinger]

Originally posted by JBond
There is no way I'm writing more if this is how many people actually read it ;)

I read it.

[Tardumb]

It's 'bout time! Write it for meeee......

....and Frizzo...and Link...and Ty...and slinger....

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond
There is no way I'm writing more if this is how many people actually read it ;)

If you're that desperate, I'm in. But there better be a check involved...

[Rogue]

Oh c'mon! I had a restraining order, it doesn't get much better than that! :p

[slinger]

Originally posted by JBond
There is no way I'm writing more if this is how many people actually read it ;)

You should write because you enjoy not because Frizzo is the only one who reads it.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by slinger
You should write because you enjoy not because Frizzo is the only one who reads it. ....and because I'm the only one that reads it. ;)

[Laterose]

Write more!!!! Put me in it too....!!!

[PlayingGod]

Nice JBond ... :D

[JBond]

PART FOUR

*Olorin is sneaking around the entrance to Keanu Reeves' secret hideout and sights two guards*

sabin26: Yeah it's pretty funny, just yesterday I saw him trying to fly. He kept changing his stance to see if he could find the way to take off.
Colorado Cajun: You're lucky, I have to recite parts of his movie with him and play the part of Trinity.
sabin26: What, I think you make a very good Trinity.
Colorado Cajun: You think so? I'm not sure if I had the body for it...
sabin26: Nah man you look fine.
Colorado Cajun: It's ok intill he tries to kiss me.

*As the guards walk along and chat, Olorin sneaks to the door and finds that it is locked*

Olorin: Hmm, this gives me a good opportunity to use Bond's door unlocker that he promised would open any door.

*Olorin goes into his suitcase and bring out a small black box and tries to look for the key insert on it and only finds a red button and decides to press it*

Black box speaker: Five...four...three...two..

Olorin: Oh ****!

*Olorin dives into the the bushes as the box explodes, knocking the door over*

Olorin: I think Q is starting to get lazy.

*Olorin gets in and walks a few feet before he hears a couple set of footprints behind him*

sabin26: Hold it right there! Turn around!

*Olorin turns around*

Colorado Cajun: Heeeey, I know you! You work for INSANE, don't you?!
Olorin: Well...yes, I do.
Colorado Cajun: Woooow, and you must be here on some official business or something. I bet you're here to see Keanu Reeves!
Olorin: Keanu Reeves? I must be at the wrong place, I'm here looking for a map to lost treasure.
sabin26: Oh yes, he has it! But don't tell anyone else, he likes to keep it a secret.
Colorado Cajun: I can't believe our evil organization is going to be brought down by the famous Olorin! Mr. Reeves is right down that hallway and then to the left.
Olorin: Thanks....

*Olorin goes along on his way*

sabin26: What a great guy.

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*Olorin walks into a large room and spots Keanu Reeves eating soup at a table and staring intensely at the spoon*

Keanu Reeves: C'mon....bend damn you!

*Mr. Reeves continue to look at it and clenches his face and begins to sweat. He then spots Olorin*

Keanu Reeves: Stop right there! ...you must be that new guy they were sending to replace my last personal guard who mysteriously died while standing in front of me during an assassination attempt.
Olorin: Um...yes, yes I am...what's with the spoon?
Keanu Reeves: I...don't know what you mean....I could bend it if I really wanted to, DON'T PATRONIZE ME!

*Mr. Reeves turns around and bends the spoon on the table at which he was sitting and turns back around*

Keanu Reeves: See! I am The One!
Olorin: Yeah ok...so um, if I'm to be your guard it would help if I knew what places we may go to so I uh, know how to further protect you based on the surroundings.
Keanu Reeves: Yes...well we will get to that. Perhaps you can help me on this.

*Keanu Reeves slides over a folded up piece of paper and Olorin grabs it and unfolds it to see the map in which he came for*

Olorin: Ha. Well, it appears to be a map to something.
Keanu Reeves: Yes of course it is, it's to treasure. It's a map with no names, it speaks of deserts and canyons, it's not very specific but if we knew the name of the city in where to start looking, it would help.
Olorin: You mean kind of like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Keanu Reeves: Yeah sure. It's also in a different language, it's quite old.
Olorin: Yeees, it appears to be about 12th century gibberish

*Mr. Reeves struggles to eat his soup with a bent spoon, tilting his head in every which way to get the spoon in his mouth*

Olorin: Yeeeeah, I could help you find it, let me just take this off your hands and I'll get back to you! Sound good?
Keanu Reeves: I don't see the harm in it, report back tomorrow.
Olorin: You got it!

*Olorin leaves*

Keanu Reeves: I think the new guy is going to be aaaaaaalright.

[Frizzo the Clown]

HAHAHAHAAA! Its about freakin' time you wrote more of this! :D

[JBond]

Thanks, and how'd I know you'd be the only one to reply ;)

[Link]

What? I always reply. ;) Great part Richard. :hehe: :)

[JBond]

Part Five

*Back at Sunshine Prison, a guard goes to the guys cell*

Iben: Alright, it's time you got your phonecall.
Frizzo: Can I borrow a quarter?
Iben: Actually it's 35 cents to make a call.
Frizzo: Oh...can I borrow 35 cents?
Iben: No.
Frizzo: Well why not?
Iben: The calls are free of charge.
Frizzo: Oh ok...can I borrow 35 cents anyway.
Iben: For what?
Frizzo: Well they took all my money, I'm kind of broke.
Iben: Just go and make your phonecall please..

*5 minutes later JBond goes to the phone to make his phone call and finds Frizzo still on the phone*

Telephone Operator: Press "1" if you would like to talk dirty to Dixie, press "2" if you would like Dxie to be whipped, press "3" if you would like Dixie to be spanked-
*3* *3* *3* *3* *3* *3*

JBond: What are you doing?
Frizzo: Bond! *On phone* Cancel, cancel!

Phone Operator: Thank you for using the Touch Tone Dial-a-Woman Center.

*click*

JBond: So um, can I use the phone now.
Frizzo: Um, yeah sure

*Frizzo walks away*
*JBond calls back to Headquarters*

Tech: 'ello?
JBond: Hey it's Bond, we're all in prison now...again.
Tech: Ok good, did you find Randall Mordon yet?
JBond: Well it's tough being locked away from everyone else and all. But we have recess in about 5 minutes.
Tehc: OK, well keep up the mediocre work. Oh yeah, and we can't get you out of prison, you'll have to figure that one out on your own, sorry.

*click*

JBond: Bastard...

*JBond hands the phone over to thebtskink who is waiting patiently. Thebtskink picks up the phone and dials a few numbers.....7 to be exact....8 if you include hitting "9" to get out of the prison*

thebtskink: ....yes, I would like 2 large pizzas with pepperoni, mushrooms and worms......no, worms.....no onions will NOT do......*sigh* fine. That will be on credit card *pulls out JBond's credit card* and I'd like them sent to Sunshine Prison on the corner of...hello....hello??

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond


*5 minutes later JBond goes to the phone to make his phone call and finds Frizzo still on the phone*

Telephone Operator: Press "1" if you would like to talk dirty to Dixie, press "2" if you would like Dxie to be whipped, press "3" if you would like Dixie to be spanked-
*3* *3* *3* *3* *3* *3*

JBond: What are you doing?
Frizzo: Bond! *On phone* Cancel, cancel!

Phone Operator: Thank you for using the Touch Tone Dial-a-Woman Center.

*click*

HAHAAHHHAHAHHAAA! :D :applaud:

[Link]

Haha, that was great. :D

[Tardumb]

Bwahaha! We better not have to wait 3 more months Mr. Jibbs!

[JBond]

*Iben the guard lets them back into their cell and locks the door*

Iben: Hey...clown, want to get out?
Frizzo: Um, sure.

*Iben holds the keys out towards Frizzo through the bars. Frizzo at first hesitates and then goes to reach them as Iben snaps the keys back*

Iben: Ah-hahaha!

*Iben walks away still laughing maniacly"

Frizzo: I like her.

*Just then a man walks up to their cell with a picture in their hand looking at Bond*

Robix: It IS you! Come with me!

*Robix removes Bond from his cell and leaves with him*

thebtskink: Hey didn't he die?

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*In an interogation room*

Robix: I've finally caught up with you after all this time...how does it feel...to know you've finally been caught...and by all people....ME, your arch-nemisis!?
JBond: Who are you?
Robix: I am...or should I say, I was the president of the William Shatner fan club....that is intil you MURDERED him!
JBond: Heh, oh that.

*Robix grows red in the face*

Robix: Oh that? OH THAT?! You killed the most brilliant man of all time! Captian James T. Kirk, that guy from Airplane II....Captain James T. Kirk!! And he's GONE!!

*Robix calms himself*

Robix: The other members of the fan club and I have come to the decision that before your execusion, you must watch all of the cimena staring Mr. Shatner to see what you have destroyed!
JBond: Sounds like torture to me, besides I didn't kill him.
Robix: Heh, I suspected you wouldn't admit to it...so I have someone here for you to meet.

*Just than a woman walks in with an instrument in her hands*

Robix: That there is a lie detector, we'll see if you're telling the truth, Mr. Bond!

*southern hooks up the lie detector to Bond*

southern: State your name
JBond: James Bond
southern: True. Have you ever met William SHtner?
JBond: Ye-
Robix: YOU KILLED HIM, DIDN'T YOU?!
southern: Let me do my job! Did you wish harm on William Shatner?
JBond: No I did not
Southern: True
Robix: NO HE'S LYING!
southern: Did you kill William Shatner?
JBond: No
southern: Tru-
Robix: THERE HE LIED AGAIN!
JBond: I didn't kill him.
Robix: LIE!!
JBond: Can I go now?
Robix: LIE!!
southern: He passed the tests, he can go.
Robix: *sigh* Fine you can go, but I'll be back...in a year, when you've forgotten all about me...I'll be there!

*Exactly 365 days later*

Robix: Alright I get to kill James Bond today!

*Robix's house is washed away by a tidal wave*

*Exactly 365 days ago*

Robix: Eh-heh-heh-heh!

[Link]

Originally posted by JBond


*Exactly 365 days later*

Robix: Alright I get to kill James Bond today!

*Robix's house is washed away by a tidal wave*

*Exactly 365 days ago*

Robix: Eh-heh-heh-heh!

:funny:

Great part! :)

[JBond]

Never finished this one, will have to get back to it some day.