The Mystery of Planet Ariadne

[Kitty]

THE MYSTERY OF PLANET ARIADNE
Starring: bbf2(the main dude who's the captian of the crew)
Including: Rouge(one of the presidents),
PlayingGod(the dude who blows things up & main weapon person & crew member),
JBond(an alien),
funnie bunnie(another president),
Knerys(a crew member and main engineer),
Citizen Kane(a crew member and main person in charge of the controls),
Skittles(an explorer from other planets),
MovieFreak(another explorer from other planets),
Optimus Prime(the robot/spaceship),
Colorado Cajun(another crew member and second-in-command),
Kitty(another president),
Godzilla(an evil crew member and oxygen manager),
Iben(another alien),
Frizzo(the clown and aluen dude),
and MovieDudeGuy(another explorer from other planets).


It all starts on the Planet Ariadne. A peaceful planet by the looks of it, but when you go into the depths of it, it isn't so pleasant. Here we see President Kitty and President Rouge fighting on how to get rid of the world's obesity.

President Kitty: I'm telling you, we should just wipe out all of the fast food places and make them salad places.

President Rouge: I don't think that anyone would be happy, even me.

President funnie bunnie: Hold on you two, I just got word from Explorer MovieDudeGuy that he has just spotted a asteriod that's heading our way fast. It just appeared out of nowhere. How will we handle this without a huge argument again?

President Rouge: Well I think that Explorer MovieDudeGuy should come in here and tell us exactly where this asteroid is and where it came from.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Okay then Miss President.

*Explorer MovieDudeGuy walks into the meeting room with his two assistants, Explorer Skittles and Explorer MovieFreak with little square metal boxes with a little button on each of them. They sit them all on a certain place on the table and they both push all of the buttons on all of them. Then appears a huge map of the Solar System and the galaxies near it.*

Explorer Skittles: You see *points to another sun from another planet* there is where it came from. it just shot out of there.

Explorer MovieFreak: And over here *points to a little brown dot near Mars* is where the asteriod and a bunch of miniture asteriods are right here. There heading here at an incredible speed.

President funnie bunnie: When do you think the asteriods will collide with this planet explorers?

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: I would expect it to collide within 48 hours or 40 hours, around that time period.

President Rouge: Then that settles it. Explorers, I want you three to find the best of the best to come over here for a meeting. I want this asteroid destroyed or moved away as fast as possible.

President Kitty: Do you know how large the asteriod is though explorers?

*Explorer MovieFreak presses a green button on one o fthe boxes and it zooms in with the asteriod. The little computer inside of the box measures it and then it comes up with a not exact number at all*

Explorer MovieFreak: The computer seems to be breaking, it's not reading it right.

*Explorer Skittles moves Explorer MovieFreak aside and then she takes out a screwdriver. She opens up the little box with the green button and messes around with the inside of it. She then looks up at the screen of it and then it turns all blurry, then it breaks in a burst of blue flames. Explorer Skittles throws the metal box to the side right away before it bursts into blue flames.*

*Then all of the other little metal boxes turn blurry and then a countdown appears on it. It starts by 9...*

President funnie bunnie: Let's all get out of here! It's going to blow!

*6.....5......4*

*Everyone runs out of the meeting hall*

*2......1*

BOOM!!!!

*Everyone of them ducks and covers underneath the benches outside of the meeting hall. Then they look out from under the benches and they see the meeting hall all in blue flames.*

President Rouge: Alright, is everyone unharmed?

Everyone else: Yes.

President Kitty: I think that someone wants this planet destroyed. *turns around at the explorers* Well? What are you waiting for? Get our crew to destroy the asteroid. President funnie bunnie, I believe that you will be looking at who did this?

President funnie bunnie: Yes I will Miss President Kitty.

*Then they all run off in different directions further into the city where the story continues.*



everyone like it so far?

[Colorado Cajun]

Yes I do like it Kitty. Good job

[Skittles]

great job! ^_^

[PlayingGod]

I wonder who planted the bomb....Nudge Nudge, wink wink, Say no more...

[Kitty]

We go to a dark alley within the city in the nighttime. There's a man there taking a smoke. You see the smoke glow glow up his face. He then takes the cig and throws it to the ground. He steps on it and sticks his hands in the pockets of his coat. He walks out of the alley into the neony city.

He walks into the sidewalk and walks to a building. The guy faces two midget bouncers and flashes a card at their faces. Then they get out of his way and let him through.

The club is crowded, and everyone is dancing. You see DJ Fatima rappin it up. The man goes through the crowd and sits in a chair in the bar. He wipes his hair away from his face, and it's bbf2.

bbf2: hey Frizzball, give me the usual.

Bartender Frizzo: Hey, that's not my name. say it again and i'll sick one of my midget bouncers on you.

bbf2: ok, ok then, just give me my drink.

Frizzo slides the drink over to bbf2, and he grabs it. he then takes a glup of it and then looks around in the bar. he then sees a hot red-head is sitting at the edge of the bar. bbf2 takes his drink and he walks over to the girl. he sits down next to her.

bbf2: Hey baby, how are you this fine night?

Iben: I'm good. And who are you?

bbf2: I'm the ma--

Colorado Cajun: Hey there dude, this is my woman.

Iben: What do you mean? I'm not your girlfriend.

Colorado Cajun: Of course you are, now buddy, go on and leave.

bbf2: fine then, you know where to find me if your lonely *bbf2 winks and then walks to a table*

Colorado Cajun: So how are you tonight Iben?

Iben: I would be better if you would get your arm off of my shoulder.

Colorado Cajun: Oh ok then.

He takes off his arm from her shoulder. then a person steps right behind the two and says...*

Explorer MovieFreak: Colorado Cajun, I would like to have a word with you.

Colorado Cajun: Well, okay then.

Colorado Cajun and Explorer MovieFreak walk out of the club and outside into the alley where bbf2 was.

Meanwhile Explorer Skittles walks up to bbf2.

Explorer Skittles: bbf2, come with me, we need to talk. *she winks at him*

bbf2: oh, ok then baby.

Explorer Skittles and bbf2 walk outside into the alley also. Then he sees Colorado Cajun at the other end of the alley. Then he sees Explorer MovieFreak grab his neck and makes him pass out. He falls to the floor and then bbf2 turns around and sees Explorer Skittles. She then grabs his neck and makes him pass out also. You see him fall to the floor, then the screen turns black, then we go to the next scene (which is the next part).


like it? i'm adding the people slowly, but if ur not in here yet, don't worry, you will be in it soon.

[Skittles]

its great! keep it up! ^_~

[MovieDudeGuy]

heehee, I'm makin' MFreak and Skittles do all the work.

[PlayingGod]

Hehe... Great Start....

[MovieFreak]

great job

[Madness]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
I wonder who planted the bomb....Nudge Nudge, wink wink, Say no more...

A wink's as good as a nudge to a blind bat!!!......Is your wife a goer??

[Kitty]

Within the city at a shopping center is a woman walking around in there looking at all of the clothes in one store. She sees one that is to her liking, and she goes into the dressing room. she comes out a few minutes later and she is wearing a nice metallic-colored dark red dress with a slit on the side, and what do you know, it's Knerys. she looks at herself in the mirror and she poses and stuff and giggles.

Then Explorer MovieDudeGuy appears right behind her. She looks in the mirror in front of her and screams. She turns around and looks at him, and then he puts a finger to his lips which is saying be quiet. then he shoots her in the neck with a trainquilizer gun. she immedately passes out.

****

Over on the other side of the mall is Mr. Kane looking at all of the nice leather jackets that he's trying on. at the same time he's talking to his friend/owner of the store, JBond.

JBond: Yea, I think that jacket your wearing right now looks smashing on you, chap.

Mr. Kane: Really? Well I look like i'll attract a lot of ladies with this nice @$$ jacket. hey, how much did it cost again?

JBond: It costs 110 grenz.

Mr. Kane: Okay then.

Mr. Kane then pays for the jacket. He walks out of the store content and then someone approaches him. It's Explorer MovieFreak.

MovieFreak: Your going to have to come with me Mr. Kane.

Mr. Kane: Well, how about no, now leave me.

Mr. Kane walks away when suddenly from behind him Explorer MovieFreak hits him in the head with a little metal bat. Mr. Kane quickly passes out also.

****

Out in another part of the city is a man sitting in the bus. He's looking out into space, wondering to himself about all sorts of things. Then the bus stops, and a person walks into the bus and sits across from him. Then the bus starts again. It's Explorer Skittles, and the man is PlayingGod. Explorer Skittles then says...

Explorer Skittles: Hey hot stuff, come over here and keep me company.

PlayingGod then gets out of his seat and sits right next to Explorer Skittles. As soon as he sits down, he passes out. Explorer Skittles holds up a little tranquilizer pin that was in her hand that she just stuck into PlayingGod's neck.

****

Out in the bay riding in the water is the Optimus Prime who is in the shape of a boat. He's riding along the bay and you can see a beautiful two moons overhead.

In the front of the boat (well, not the front, but near it) is Godzilla looking into the bay water with his drink. He says...

Godzilla: Man, this is boring, how about we go and play some cards back at my cave?

Optimus Prime: Okay then.

Optimus Prime then turns around and heads back to shore. As soon as he turns around another boat is in his same direction, going straight towards him. Optimus Prime goes to the side sharply and barely misses the boat, spilling Godzilla's drink on himself and into the bay.

Then the boat that they nearly missed goes around and rams them hard. Then they keep doing that until they hit the bay shore and crash. Godzilla falls to the beach ground and hits his head on a rock, passing out. Then Optimus Prime shuts down temporairly.

The person in the other boat gets out revealing to be Explorer MovieDudeGuy. He then brings the two over to a secret headquaters (where the story continues)...

[MovieFreak]

sweet i'm kicking peoples ass

[Kitty]

bbf2: Ow! My f***in neck hurts. Where am i?

PlayingGod: That's the same thing that we would like to know.

Everyone starts waking up around the cold metal room. There seems to be a door but there's no handle to open it. there's no windows or anything in the room either, there's just seats propped up facing a wall, which they all have been sitting on.

bbf2 was about to stretch his arms when he realizes that his wrists are tied together, including his legs. everyone else in the room is finding that out at the same time too. but there metal, bbf2 thinks as he takes out a lighter. he then sighs and puts it back in his back pocket. Colorado Cajun then says...

Colorado Cajun: I wonder why were here for?

Then a screen pops up in front of the seats facing that one wall. Then there appears a person. It's a person wearing a uniform-like dress. she has her hair in two buns, and then she says...

President funnie bunnie: hello people, I am president funnie bunnie from the second moon that revolves around this planet. the three planet presidents which include myself have agreed to put you all in a mission.

Knerys: What mission, well, what i mean is for what exactly?

President funnie bunnie: The mission is to destroy this huge asteroid that could wipe us all out.

Optimus Prime: And that's it? Ha! That's the easiest mission i've ever heard of.

Colorado Cajun: Yea, same here. I accept the mission.

Optimus Prime: Yes, me too.

Godzilla: What the hell, I'm in it.

bbf2: I'll be in it.

Knerys: I'll be in it also, oh, and am i going to get busted for wearing this dress?

President funnie bunnie: Well........i........anyways, that means then that all of you accept. now if you all can please stay here and wait a second, the explorers will come in and tell you what to bring and what you need to do.

President funnie bunnie disappears as the screen also disappears. then all of the little metal cuffs and stuff disappear and there all free. then someone opens the door and steps inside. the door shuts quickly behind the three people. there standing near them is Explorer MovieDudeGuy, Explorer MovieFreak, and Explorer Skittles. A metal table comes out of the floor and then Explorer Skittles lays out a couple of metal boxes with a button on top of each one of them.

Then Explorer MovieFreak throws something at the ceiling that's glowing and then it turns pitch black. Then Explorer Skittles pushes each of the buttons on the little metal boxes and then it turns into one huge map of the solar system and a couple of other systems.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Hello everyone and welcome to the mission that you cannot fail, or else you all shall die along with the two moons and this planet.

Optimus Prime: C'mon, it's just a asteroid, very easy to get rid of.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Are you sure? I didn't think so. it isn't easy to get rid of. why is that you ask? because it's a huge asteroid made out of the strongest rock that cannot be broken. that piece was from the planet zorfon, it's actually one of there seven deserted moons from 2000 years ago. and now it's coming our way, and if we don't move it away from all of the planets, then it will kill everything in it's path, including all of us.

Godzilla: Wait a minute, you mean that it's one of THOSE moons?

Explorer MovieFreak: Yes Godzilla, it is one of THOSE moons, and it fell away from planet zorfon and it's heading here.

Colorado Cajun: Well that's something to look forward to isn't it?

Explorer Skittles: Look you little s***, you better get suited up with everyone else right now and move this asteroid or else your going to freakin die with the rest of our people. Everyone, you know what our target is, and you know what you all must do, now all of you go out into the Spaceship Prime. Yes Prime, your going to be their spaceship, and don't give me any s*** either. Everyone understand?

Everyone on the crew: Yes.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Alright then, move this asteroid in 24 hours or else, now go, go, GO!

The crew people run off into another room and they get ready to move the asteroid from their planet's certain doom...

[MovieDudeGuy]

cool. Just one question: Am I coming on the ship? I sure hope I am

[Skittles]

wow, i sure do have a mouth on me...
watch out 4 me! i'll kick ur @ $ $! wooo!

by the way... good...great..superb job kittycat hehheh:p

[MovieDudeGuy]

I 'gree with Skittles!

[bbf2]

Wow, I just saw this and it is fantastic! This is really great! ...now where's my lighter?

[Iben]

It's good Kitty cat.

[PlayingGod]

Great

[Kitty]

We go to the crew getting all dressed and ready for their mission. Everyone gets finished getting dressed pretty much at the same time, and they all meet in another room. it's painted white, and i mean a bright white. they all go in through the only door and then the door closes behind Knerys, who was the last crew member to get in there. everyone is looking around and they see no other way out.

then another door appears on the other side of the room and the the three explorers step in. then the door closes by itself and vanishes instantly. Explorer MovieDudeGuy steps in front of them all and then he lifts up his sleeve on his left arm. he then looks at his watch and whispers something to it. then suddenly the watch makes a strange beeping noise and then the watch shoots a little green laser at the middle of the floor (and all of the crew steps away from that part of the floor already). then you hear a little rumbling sound and then a table pops up. then it unfolds and there is like about 30 types of weapons.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Okay crew, you are all allowed to bring at least three, so if you want to, carry as many as you can.

Optimus Prime: Well I can't that's for sure.

Explorer MovieFreak: Of course we know that. you need to step out right now to get ready prime.

A door appears in another part of another wall in the room. then Optimus Prime and Explorer MovieFreak walk out through the door, and then the whole door vanishes once again to look just like a regular wall.

A few minutes later everyone has all of their weapons in their hands. Explorer Skittles lightly taps the table that was full of weapons and then it folds back up and then it goes back into the floor like it was never there.

bbf2: Now, one question here Explorers, why do we have to go and move this asteroid, why can't our normal technology do that like in the past?

Explorer Skittles: Well that's because someone has broke into the main room of DASC and someone took the main power core from it. you see, we only have one. and when we made that one it was made within 100 years, so it would take way too much time to make another one, as you know now.

bbf2: So why don't we just look for the guy?

Explorer Skittles: Well we are looking for the person or persons who have commited this crime at the moment, but if we find the main power core and install it before you reach the asteroid, we'll call you via screen and you all can just come back home.

Godzilla: So we better get on out there and move this asteroid, is that right Explorers?

Explorer MovieDudeGuy looks at Godzilla carefully and then he says...

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Okay then crew, you have about five mintues until you aboard the Spaceship Prime.

Colorado Cajun: I better have my last beer then.

Colorado Cajun drinks a beer in one whole gulp, and then Mr. Kane says...

Mr. Kane: What? Are you expecting us to fail and for us all to die?

Colorado Cajun: No, I always have a beer before I go up into space.

Mr. Kane: Oh ok, that explains it.

Five mintues later everyone's chit-chatting. Then the door where Optimus Prime went through re-opens. Explorer MovieFreak steps out of there and says...

Explorer MovieFreak: Okay crew members, it's time to get on the spaceship.

Everyone quiets down and goes into the Spaceship Prime. They all look inside at how higher-tech it is in the spaceship. Explorer Skittles steps up in front of bbf2 and says...

Explorer Skittles: bbf2, for the last time when you saved the plabnet ariadne from letting all of it's voacnos explode and cover the world in ice for a million years, i award you the duty of being the captain on the Spaceship Prime.

Everyone claps as Explorer Skittles gives bbf2 a pin to mark him as Captain bbf2. Well, everyone else is clapping, except for Godzilla who's tail got stuck in the door that was closed. He struggles to get it out as everyone is clapping for the new Captain bbf2.

This is how everyone always is, thought Godzilla as he gets his tail out of the door. There always ignoring me, always leaving me, always the last one. Well i'll become number 1, just you wait. the new Captain bbf2 will soon have a little accident on the way up and will have to leave everything to me, he thought. Then he joins in on the clapping.

****

Explorer MovieDudeGuy sat near Captain bbf2 on the way out of orbit from Planet Ariadne. Explorer Skittles and MovieFreak were right behind them in their chairs. And the rest of the crew sat behind them too.

Captain bbf2 pressed a couple of buttons on the control board and then a piece of Spaceship Prime comes off of him and floats in space. The crew hears a little voice that says...

Spaceship Prime: Hey, those were my feet! Oh well...

Then you see a wide view of the Spaceship Prime going off into space...



everyone like it?

[Skittles]

yup, i like it! keep it goin kittycat!

[bbf2]

This is awesome!

[MovieDudeGuy]

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[Kitty]

hehe, i see that u like it mdg,

[MovieDudeGuy]

You eagle-eye you