Fight Thread

**JBond** · 04-01-2002, 12:12 PM

Once upon a time there was a thread created by Jedi knight called The Fight Thread...or Room...not sure, something like that. Anyway it was very simple, it's one big brawl where you beat each other up in many weird ways <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . It represents the time when many threads had role playing by many posters which was one thing that made CS so special at the time...ironic because it is just a violant and somewhat immature thread <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I will start with what it was kind of like...

<JBond picks up a chair and hits Frizzo over the head while he's eating a sandwich>

[ 04-01-2002, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 12:21 PM

(bbf2 chucks a box of Special K at JBond's forehead, leaving an indention)

Con-Air · 04-01-2002, 12:22 PM

(Con-Air has a good breakfast of a sandwhich and Special K)

**JBond** · 04-01-2002, 12:23 PM

<JBond dunks bbf2's head into a large bowl of Strawberry Nestle Quik>

Drink up!

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 12:24 PM

I hate Quik! You bastard!

(locks JBond in a cage with an angry gorilla)

**JBond** · 04-01-2002, 12:28 PM

Ah, this Gorilla is hungry!!! Pass me the sandwich and Special K!

<JBond manages to reach Con-Air's food and feeds it to the gorilla who in turn lets him out after trying to cruck his skull>

Con-Air: C'mon that was my lunch!

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 12:35 PM

(bbf2 takes a big rock and destroys the windows)

**JBond** · 04-01-2002, 12:37 PM

<Because they are in an airplane, Frizzo gets sucked out of the plane and ends up hanging on the tail fin>

(Frizzo should hurry up and get here before he plummets <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

Soccerman · 04-01-2002, 12:41 PM

<Soccerman, the pilot, then puts the plane into a turn, thereby making Frizzo lose his grip on the tailfin. The turn was so tight, however, that Frizzo manages to land on the wing. Meanwhile, everyone inside the plane bounces all over the cabin. Cage with gorilla breaks open.>

Pilot to Bombardier, target in sight!
Mua-hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 01:23 PM

(bbf2 throws a banana out the window. The gorilla jumps out after it and lands on the wing with Frizzo)

Frizzo: Oh crap!

(Gorilla starts pounding on Frizzo)

SamuraiiSam · 04-01-2002, 01:28 PM

::ryan pulls the head off of his gorilla suit and laughs::

ryan: Muahahahahahahaha!!

::ryan continues to beat on Frizzo, as the plane makes a complete nosedive::

beemanbone · 04-01-2002, 01:35 PM

(bee throws a bucket of whale spit into bbf2's face)

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 01:39 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by beemanbone:
(bee throws a bucket of whale spit into bbf2's face)<hr /></blockquote>Minty!

(bbf2 picks up bee by the collar and throws him off the plane. Beemanbone is sucked into the propellers and cut into thousands of little pieces. Blood splatters on the window)

JBond: Ewww . . . well I'm not hungry anymore.

Rogue · 04-01-2002, 01:39 PM

<smacks bbf2 with a 2x4> Hehe.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[ 04-01-2002, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 01:44 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
<smacks bbf2 with a 2x4> Hehe.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>That's not fair! I can't fight back against woman!

I'll just fight back against JBond.

(JBond is taking a nap. bbf2 smacks him)

JBond: Ow! What was that for?

bbf2: I have to fight back!

(Rogue kicks bbf2 in the head)

bbf2: OUCH! (punches JBond in the gut)

Con-Air: This reminds me of a very violent episode of the three stooges.

tyler_durden · 04-01-2002, 01:45 PM

<Tyler lights Rogue on fire with a blowtorch>

Hey, if women come in here then they want to join the fight.

[ 04-01-2002, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

Rogue · 04-01-2002, 01:48 PM

<puts herself out> I was hot in the first place durden, that didn't hurt! :p <loads her shotgun> Now this on the other hand...

Iben · 04-01-2002, 01:53 PM

>Iben sends in her clone army to slap bbf2 the old fashioned way, for calling her filth! <

tyler_durden · 04-01-2002, 01:55 PM

Rogue · 04-01-2002, 01:57 PM

<shoots out bbf2's kneecaps> Ooooh..that's gonna hurt in the morning! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Danzig · 04-01-2002, 01:57 PM

*orders Tyler into the Whack A Mole machine, when he sticks his head out, I hit it with a mallet*

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 02:01 PM

How are so many people getting into the plane all the sudden?

Waitaminute! This plane isn't even in the sky! We're just in one of those simulator things! I feel cheated!

This sucks! I'm gunna blow up the plane!

(JBond, Frizzo, Ryan/Gorilla, Rogue, and Tyler all leave the plane. Soccerman refuses)

bbf2: Come on, Soccerman! You have to leave! I'm going to blow up this simulator plane thing!

Soccerman: NEEVVERR! A captain always goes down with his ship! I'm going to stay here and die!

bbf2: Okay, fine, whatever. (plants explosives)

(bbf2 runs away)

(Plane blows up)

Soccerman: (Dies)

A small portion of Iben's Clone Army: (Dies)

Con-Air: Boy, I love this Special K! (dies)

(away, in the street)

JBond: Damnit, you forgot Con-Air! He was in there eating Special K!

Frizzo: At least he died happy.

tyler_durden · 04-01-2002, 02:01 PM

Tyler: Hold on Danzig, I have something special for you...

<Tyler leaves the room and comes back with a suspicious looking package.>

Tyler: Did you know that you can make a bomb using household cleaners?

Danzig: Thanks for the package. Why is it hissing?

<The package explodes leaving Danzig nowhere to be seen>

bbf2 · 04-01-2002, 02:02 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
<shoots out bbf2's kneecaps> Ooooh..that's gonna hurt in the morning! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>That's okay, they were implants. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben · 04-01-2002, 02:07 PM

< Iben looks at the sad pieces of her blow-up clone army >

" R.I.P my babies, mother will take revenge…. "

04-01-2002, 12:12 PM	#1
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,655	Fight Thread Once upon a time there was a thread created by Jedi knight called The Fight Thread...or Room...not sure, something like that. Anyway it was very simple, it's one big brawl where you beat each other up in many weird ways <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . It represents the time when many threads had role playing by many posters which was one thing that made CS so special at the time...ironic because it is just a violant and somewhat immature thread <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I will start with what it was kind of like... <JBond picks up a chair and hits Frizzo over the head while he's eating a sandwich> <small>[ 04-01-2002, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]</small> __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

04-01-2002, 12:21 PM	#2
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	(bbf2 chucks a box of Special K at JBond's forehead, leaving an indention) __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 12:23 PM	#4
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,655	<JBond dunks bbf2's head into a large bowl of Strawberry Nestle Quik> Drink up! __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

04-01-2002, 12:24 PM	#5
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	I hate Quik! You bastard! (locks JBond in a cage with an angry gorilla) __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 12:28 PM	#6
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,655	Ah, this Gorilla is hungry!!! Pass me the sandwich and Special K! <JBond manages to reach Con-Air's food and feeds it to the gorilla who in turn lets him out after trying to cruck his skull> Con-Air: C'mon that was my lunch! __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

04-01-2002, 12:22 PM	#3
Con-Air Studio Executive Join Date: May 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,914	(Con-Air has a good breakfast of a sandwhich and Special K)

04-01-2002, 12:35 PM	#7
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	(bbf2 takes a big rock and destroys the windows) __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 12:37 PM	#8
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,655	<Because they are in an airplane, Frizzo gets sucked out of the plane and ends up hanging on the tail fin> (Frizzo should hurry up and get here before he plummets <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ) __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

04-01-2002, 12:41 PM	#9
Soccerman Executive Producer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 466	<Soccerman, the pilot, then puts the plane into a turn, thereby making Frizzo lose his grip on the tailfin. The turn was so tight, however, that Frizzo manages to land on the wing. Meanwhile, everyone inside the plane bounces all over the cabin. Cage with gorilla breaks open.> Pilot to Bombardier, target in sight! Mua-hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic.

04-01-2002, 01:23 PM	#10
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	(bbf2 throws a banana out the window. The gorilla jumps out after it and lands on the wing with Frizzo) Frizzo: Oh crap! (Gorilla starts pounding on Frizzo) __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 01:28 PM	#11
SamuraiiSam Executive Producer Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: steerage Posts: 1,999	::ryan pulls the head off of his gorilla suit and laughs:: ryan: Muahahahahahahaha!! ::ryan continues to beat on Frizzo, as the plane makes a complete nosedive:: __________________ "...found my way upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream..."

04-01-2002, 01:35 PM	#12
beemanbone OTAKU Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Nihon & Zhongguo Posts: 7,037	(bee throws a bucket of whale spit into bbf2's face) __________________ *God's in his heaven. All's right with the world.*

04-01-2002, 01:39 PM	#13
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by beemanbone: <strong>(bee throws a bucket of whale spit into bbf2's face)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Minty! (bbf2 picks up bee by the collar and throws him off the plane. Beemanbone is sucked into the propellers and cut into thousands of little pieces. Blood splatters on the window) JBond: Ewww . . . well I'm not hungry anymore. __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 01:39 PM	#14
Rogue The Slayer Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Batcave Posts: 31,077	<smacks bbf2 with a 2x4> Hehe.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <small>[ 04-01-2002, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small> __________________ Buffy: I love you. Spike: No you don't.. but thanks for saying it. -- Chosen Angelus: No weapons... no friends... no hope. Take all that away and what's left? Buffy: Me. -- Becoming, Part II

04-01-2002, 01:44 PM	#15
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue: <strong><smacks bbf2 with a 2x4> Hehe.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's not fair! I can't fight back against woman! I'll just fight back against JBond. (JBond is taking a nap. bbf2 smacks him) JBond: Ow! What was that for? bbf2: I have to fight back! (Rogue kicks bbf2 in the head) bbf2: OUCH! (punches JBond in the gut) Con-Air: This reminds me of a very violent episode of the three stooges. __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 01:45 PM	#16
tyler_durden mischief, mayhem, soap Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Paper Street Soap Company Posts: 6,359	<Tyler lights Rogue on fire with a blowtorch> Hey, if women come in here then they want to join the fight. <small>[ 04-01-2002, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small> __________________ tyler_durden says....."Why are you listening to me!?!"

04-01-2002, 01:48 PM	#17
Rogue The Slayer Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Batcave Posts: 31,077	<puts herself out> I was hot in the first place durden, that didn't hurt! :p <loads her shotgun> Now this on the other hand... __________________ Buffy: I love you. Spike: No you don't.. but thanks for saying it. -- Chosen Angelus: No weapons... no friends... no hope. Take all that away and what's left? Buffy: Me. -- Becoming, Part II

04-01-2002, 01:53 PM	#18
Iben Cat Lady Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: København Posts: 23,943	>Iben sends in her clone army to slap bbf2 the old fashioned way, for calling her filth! < __________________ "Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear" - John Lennon

04-01-2002, 01:55 PM	#19
tyler_durden mischief, mayhem, soap Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Paper Street Soap Company Posts: 6,359	<Tyler shoves a potato in the end of Rogues gun. Rogue pulls the trigger and the gun explodes.> __________________ tyler_durden says....."Why are you listening to me!?!"

04-01-2002, 01:57 PM	#20
Rogue The Slayer Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Batcave Posts: 31,077	<shoots out bbf2's kneecaps> Ooooh..that's gonna hurt in the morning! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> __________________ Buffy: I love you. Spike: No you don't.. but thanks for saying it. -- Chosen Angelus: No weapons... no friends... no hope. Take all that away and what's left? Buffy: Me. -- Becoming, Part II

04-01-2002, 01:57 PM	#21
Danzig Studio Executive Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: soon in my baby's embrace.. Posts: 1,371	orders Tyler into the Whack A Mole machine, when he sticks his head out, I hit it with a mallet __________________ this weekend...

04-01-2002, 02:01 PM	#22
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	How are so many people getting into the plane all the sudden? Waitaminute! This plane isn't even in the sky! We're just in one of those simulator things! I feel cheated! This sucks! I'm gunna blow up the plane! (JBond, Frizzo, Ryan/Gorilla, Rogue, and Tyler all leave the plane. Soccerman refuses) bbf2: Come on, Soccerman! You have to leave! I'm going to blow up this simulator plane thing! Soccerman: NEEVVERR! A captain always goes down with his ship! I'm going to stay here and die! bbf2: Okay, fine, whatever. (plants explosives) (bbf2 runs away) (Plane blows up) Soccerman: (Dies) A small portion of Iben's Clone Army: (Dies) Con-Air: Boy, I love this Special K! (dies) (away, in the street) JBond: Damnit, you forgot Con-Air! He was in there eating Special K! Frizzo: At least he died happy. __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 02:02 PM	#24
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue: <strong><shoots out bbf2's kneecaps> Ooooh..that's gonna hurt in the morning! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's okay, they were implants. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> __________________ A signature

04-01-2002, 02:07 PM	#25
Iben Cat Lady Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: København Posts: 23,943	< Iben looks at the sad pieces of her blow-up clone army > " R.I.P my babies, mother will take revenge…. " __________________ "Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear" - John Lennon