Conversation Stoppers II

**JBond** · 11-08-2001, 11:40 AM

Most of you probably don't remember this, but my Famous Last Words topic was a sequel to a similar thread. People posted things that people would say at a party conversation or something that would have the power to stop the conversation and have everyone stare at you!

Well I've decided to make another one...if you hadn't guessed already, so enjoy!

Ex.

"I have worms"

Moe Szyslak · 11-08-2001, 12:13 PM

"...and the doctor said it may or may not be contagious."

Moe Szyslak · 11-08-2001, 01:01 PM

"Are you coming on to me?"

**JBond** · 11-08-2001, 01:41 PM

I swear, the chick was already dead!

beemanbone · 11-08-2001, 01:42 PM

Hell yeah, I love Kazaam!

**JBond** · 11-08-2001, 01:44 PM

"Of course I'm gay! WHO ISN'T!?!"

Moe Szyslak · 11-08-2001, 02:16 PM

Is that your hand down my pants or mine?

Dew k Mosi · 11-08-2001, 02:20 PM

"Well, this will all be over when the mothership comes."

thebtskink · 11-08-2001, 02:35 PM

"Wanna see my intestines?"

Con-Air · 11-08-2001, 02:52 PM

"So now I only have two testicles"

Moe Szyslak · 11-08-2001, 04:05 PM

"Have you ever seen the back seat of a Volkeswagon?"

Dew k Mosi · 11-08-2001, 04:44 PM

"Have you ever seen the backseat of a tenspeed?"

**Frizzo the Clown** · 11-08-2001, 04:45 PM

...and thats when I decided that I wanted to be a woman."

Dew k Mosi · 11-08-2001, 04:46 PM

"...and it turned out to be his SPLEEN!"

Superchunk · 11-08-2001, 05:18 PM

So this isnt a gay party?

Con-Air · 11-08-2001, 05:19 PM

".... so the point of the story is always check under the hood before you before you put in your dipstick"

beemanbone · 11-08-2001, 05:37 PM

"...and then me and my dad went skinny dipping."

Madness · 11-08-2001, 05:50 PM

"...and then the handle broke off, and we needed a doctor to pull it out again."

Moe Szyslak · 11-08-2001, 05:59 PM

"So, are you a guy or a girl."

**JBond** · 11-08-2001, 06:16 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>"So now I only have two testicles"</strong><hr></blockquote>

bbf2 · 11-08-2001, 08:58 PM

"Holy crap, where did you get those breast implants? I got mine from the hospital over in . . . "

Dew k Mosi · 11-08-2001, 11:58 PM

"Holy crap, where did you get your penile implant? I got mine from the hospital over in . . . "

fractal_inversion · 11-09-2001, 06:18 AM

".... yeah, I believe in bestiality. But WHO DOESN'T?!"

TheBard · 11-09-2001, 06:40 AM

..."oh, you mean these cuts on my wrist? My girlfriend was thirsty."

(btw, this really happened...)

**JBond** · 11-09-2001, 07:59 AM

"So I said, "Spike the punch? Hell, I poisoned it!""

11-08-2001, 11:40 AM	#1
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,654	Conversation Stoppers II Most of you probably don't remember this, but my Famous Last Words topic was a sequel to a similar thread. People posted things that people would say at a party conversation or something that would have the power to stop the conversation and have everyone stare at you! Well I've decided to make another one...if you hadn't guessed already, so enjoy! Ex. "I have worms" __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

11-08-2001, 12:13 PM	#2
Moe Szyslak That's Moe Like It Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 6,003	"...and the doctor said it may or may not be contagious." __________________ I'm not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny taking away my dignity like that, ha ha ha.

11-08-2001, 01:01 PM	#3
Moe Szyslak That's Moe Like It Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 6,003	"Are you coming on to me?" __________________ I'm not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny taking away my dignity like that, ha ha ha.

11-08-2001, 01:41 PM	#4
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,654	I swear, the chick was already dead! __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

11-08-2001, 01:42 PM	#5
beemanbone OTAKU Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Nihon & Zhongguo Posts: 7,037	Hell yeah, I love Kazaam! __________________ *God's in his heaven. All's right with the world.*

11-08-2001, 01:44 PM	#6
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,654	"Of course I'm gay! WHO ISN'T!?!" __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

11-08-2001, 02:16 PM	#7
Moe Szyslak That's Moe Like It Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 6,003	Is that your hand down my pants or mine? __________________ I'm not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny taking away my dignity like that, ha ha ha.

11-08-2001, 02:20 PM	#8
Dew k Mosi Director of Photography Join Date: May 2001 Location: In the Shadows, Lurking....always Lurking... Posts: 285	"Well, this will all be over when the mothership comes."

11-08-2001, 02:35 PM	#9
thebtskink PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 8,514	"Wanna see my intestines?" __________________ It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

11-08-2001, 02:52 PM	#10
Con-Air Studio Executive Join Date: May 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,914	"So now I only have two testicles"

11-08-2001, 04:05 PM	#11
Moe Szyslak That's Moe Like It Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 6,003	"Have you ever seen the back seat of a Volkeswagon?" __________________ I'm not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny taking away my dignity like that, ha ha ha.

11-08-2001, 04:44 PM	#12
Dew k Mosi Director of Photography Join Date: May 2001 Location: In the Shadows, Lurking....always Lurking... Posts: 285	"Have you ever seen the backseat of a tenspeed?"

11-08-2001, 04:45 PM	#13
Frizzo the Clown Tastes Like Chicken! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mining for nose goblins Posts: 35,828	...and thats when I decided that I wanted to be a woman."

11-08-2001, 04:46 PM	#14
Dew k Mosi Director of Photography Join Date: May 2001 Location: In the Shadows, Lurking....always Lurking... Posts: 285	"...and it turned out to be his SPLEEN!"

11-08-2001, 05:18 PM	#15
Superchunk Executive Producer Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 771	So this isnt a gay party? __________________ Captain Of The Forums Content Police

11-08-2001, 05:19 PM	#16
Con-Air Studio Executive Join Date: May 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,914	".... so the point of the story is always check under the hood before you before you put in your dipstick"

11-08-2001, 05:37 PM	#17
beemanbone OTAKU Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Nihon & Zhongguo Posts: 7,037	"...and then me and my dad went skinny dipping." __________________ *God's in his heaven. All's right with the world.*

11-08-2001, 05:50 PM	#18
Madness Caution: Live Madman Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Drifting through Cyberspace Posts: 6,110	"...and then the handle broke off, and we needed a doctor to pull it out again." __________________ So, you 18 yet?...

11-08-2001, 05:59 PM	#19
Moe Szyslak That's Moe Like It Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 6,003	"So, are you a guy or a girl." __________________ I'm not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny taking away my dignity like that, ha ha ha.

11-08-2001, 06:16 PM	#20
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,654	[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air: <strong>"So now I only have two testicles"</strong><hr></blockquote> __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.

11-08-2001, 08:58 PM	#21
bbf2 This is a trapezoid Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 13,262	"Holy crap, where did you get those breast implants? I got mine from the hospital over in . . . " __________________ A signature

11-08-2001, 11:58 PM	#22
Dew k Mosi Director of Photography Join Date: May 2001 Location: In the Shadows, Lurking....always Lurking... Posts: 285	"Holy crap, where did you get your penile implant? I got mine from the hospital over in . . . "

11-09-2001, 06:18 AM	#23
fractal_inversion Studio Executive Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Somewhere else than you, obviously. Unless you're me. Posts: 1,223	".... yeah, I believe in bestiality. But WHO DOESN'T?!"
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11-09-2001, 06:40 AM	#24
TheBard Director of Photography Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cologne, NRW, Germany Posts: 140	..."oh, you mean these cuts on my wrist? My girlfriend was thirsty." (btw, this really happened...) __________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

11-09-2001, 07:59 AM	#25
JBond Stop exploding, you cowards! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Nimbus 1729 Posts: 54,654	"So I said, "Spike the punch? Hell, I poisoned it!"" __________________ The due date for Round 61 of the CS Film Club is Monday, November 16th, 2009. 34 out of 60 Hugo Award winners completed.