CS! Food Fight

[southern]

*southern sits by the door ketchup and honey bottles in hand ready to squirt the first person who comes into the room*

WHO'S UP FIRST?

[Sicy]

http://img.virtualfoodfight.com/img/spaghetti.gif

[southern]

*cleverly ducks and avoids spaghetti*

take this

*squirts ketchup in sicy's hair*:p

[Sicy]

http://www.sjnetwork.com/pies/ff.gif

[southern]

:funny:

damn

that'll be hard to get out

[Sicy]

http://www.esc20.k12.tx.us/etprojects/formats/webquests/spring2001/oconnor/jpsbwq/Food_Fight_17479.gif

[Knerys]

*Knerys looks over just in time to get nailed with the spatgetti*

Knerys: Ok who through that!!

"Sicy points at southern who is laughy uncontrollably*

Knerys: Oh really?? *chucks a bowl of pudding at southern*

**Smack***

southern: .......*blink blink*.......

[Colorado Cajun]

*walks on in wearing a rain slicker*
Great now I'm hungry

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*walks on in wearing a rain slicker*
Hey! That's cheating!!

[Colorado Cajun]

*Sprays the ladies with whip cream*

[Sicy]

pervert :nono:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
pervert :nono:
it goes with the pudding duh!!!:p

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Sicy
pervert :nono: Ewwwwwwwww!!!

[Sicy]

* throws pie and spaghetti at the same time * :funny:

http://www.sjnetwork.com/pies/boymeetsworld/boymeetsworldpie36.jpg

[Knerys]

:lol:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
* throws pie and spaghetti at the same time * :funny:

http://www.sjnetwork.com/pies/boymeetsworld/boymeetsworldpie36.jpg
what show is that? It almost looks like Roseanne

[Sicy]

Boy meets world. :rolleyes:

[Knerys]

I knew it!! Nice choice.

[Colorado Cajun]

Aww I was thinking she looked sorta like Jackie from Roseanne and dont' roll your eyes at me missy:p

[Sicy]

I was rolling my eyes cuz it was boy meets world :o

[Colorado Cajun]

I stopped watching once Matt Lawerence joined the show pretty much. He annoys me for some reason

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Sicy
I was rolling my eyes cuz it was boy meets world :o Eh, there nothing worng with that.

[Sicy]

yeah but I'm 30 and I think I'm too old to watch a show like that :o

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
yeah but I'm 30 and I think I'm too old to watch a show like that :o
bah! I'm 24 and I live for Johnny Bravo so

[Sicy]

HOO HAH!!!

Maaaaaaaaaaan I'm pretty.

http://www.funlinked.com/critter/jd4.gif

:heart: Johnny Bravo :heart:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
HOO HAH!!!

Maaaaaaaaaaan I'm pretty.

http://www.funlinked.com/critter/jd4.gif

:heart: Johnny Bravo :heart:
Such a girl after my own :heart:

[JBond]

*Quietly eats a slice of cherry pie in the corner*

[Sicy]

Oh know you dont Bond! :mad:

* smashes bonds face with his pie *

:mad: :mad:


:lol:

[JBond]

Wait a minute...this is STRAWBERRY! :mad:

[Colorado Cajun]

*sits down and eats some chips*

[Sicy]

THERES NO SITTING AND EATING OF ANYTHING DURING A FOOD FIGHT! :mad:

* shakes head in shame *

* throws peanuts at everyone *

[Colorado Cajun]

hey those aren't honey roasted :mad:
*starts shaking up some beer and tosses the cans like bombs at everyone*

[Sicy]

Ow!!! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/yell.gif :mad:

Throws the following at cajun boy:

http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/pizza.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/drumstick.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/doughnut.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/topbanana.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

*ducks and watches the chicken leg drop Knerys like a brick*
oooo! ten points:D

[Knerys]

*Knerys lies unconscious on the floor as the mayhem continues*

[Sicy]

Danzig will give you mouth to mouth. :D

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
Danzig will give you mouth to mouth. :D
:lol:

[Danzig]

sicy> be quite you *throws a meatball that lands between your chest* Nothin but cleavage:applaud:

[TyRoss]

(Ty walks in ... looks around... throws some lettuce and ranch dressing in a salad shooter.... sprays everyone.... hits everyone in the face with it... runs out of the thread before anyone can clear their eyes)

:p

[HeadHunter]

GEts out some warm mashed potatoe *Its TOO cold outside for cold mash* and throws it at all that are in range of the potatoe mash launcher (And lets be straight it has a long range)

hehe you are all mash snowmen

[Danzig]

is Headhunter former VP dan Quale?

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Danzig
is Headhunter former VP dan Quale?

well now i am confused

[Elizabeth]

*Liz squirts Ty with a bottle of Italian salad dressing* :hehe:

[southern]

*southern armed with coke bottles, mac and cheese, and a high powered spray gun armed with koolaid*

aims at Ty who thought he got away but luckily I had my guy magnet:D

*shakes coke up and sprays*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*dumps mac and cheese on Ty and shoots everyone in site with koolaid*

*get's hit with pudding and whip cream*
alright who's gonna lick this off?!:p

j/k

[Sicy]

*wipes chest in anger*

* pours molassis over everyone*

PILLOW FIGHT!!! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/splat.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

*walks back in and looks around*
Damn!! I missed the koolaid :(

[southern]

*sneaks up behind CC, grabs the back off his pants and squirts koolaid down the back of him*
:hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

Well I must say that that woke me up lol. Thanks Southern :p

*grabs a pillow and starts swinging like Bonds at Sicy*

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by southern

*get's hit with pudding and whip cream*
alright who's gonna lick this off?!:p




:shock: :shock: :shock:

[moviegeek]

:confused:

[Sicy]

Are you trying to up your post count? http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/dunce.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

yeah I think he is
*hits moviegeek with a two year old stale loaf of french bread*

[Sicy]

garlic cheesy bread http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/drool.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
garlic cheesy bread http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/drool.gif is there any other kind ;)

[southern]

*arrives home (FINALLY) armed with spaghetti*
*flings spaghetti at everyone in sight, no one escapes:p , and runs out the door:D

[Colorado Cajun]

mmmmm spaghetti and garlic cheesy bread *drools all over Southern*

[southern]

*covers CC in mint chocolate chip ice cream all over followed by whip cream and last but not least a cherry*

i'll be back after i get a shower...drooling is not good for my hair;)

[Colorado Cajun]

*stands there like a human sundae*

[southern]

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a sundae:applaud::grin::hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

Umm so can I wash off all of this ice cream and gunk? I'm all sticky and stuff:waa:

[Sicy]

http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/idea.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/idea.gif yes?!!!

[Elizabeth]

*Liz gets a scoop of Moose Tracks and flings it at CC, accidently smacking southern right in the face*

[Kris Hodgson]

>Kris walks in, screams: "9 1/2 weeks Orgy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and runs out laughing.

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
yes?!!!

Nothing. http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/30_angel.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
Nothing. http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/30_angel.gif uh huh yeah sure :p ;)

[southern]

*apon arriving home from classes southern walks into the room only to be pummled with moose tracks*

all right you asked for it!!!

*southern flings gooey pasta dripping with sauce at Elizabeth inadvertantly hitting HH with it*

[Rogue]

*walks in with a big bucket of melted vanilla icing and starts throwing it at Ty* :p

[TyRoss]

Hmmmmm Rogue + icing...... is this supposed to be a bad thing? ;) :p :D

[thebtskink]

*pushes a cart of Banana-Cream Pies into the room, than stealthily runs away*:hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

*is still standing around like a human sundae*
damnit someone do something about thiat already!!!!

[Rogue]

*chases skink down and smashes him in the face with a pie* Hungry? :D

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*is still standing around like a human sundae*
damnit someone do something about thiat already!!!!

The shower is down the hall. *tosses CC a towel* Have fun! :p

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Rogue
*chases skink down and smashes him in the face with a pie* Hungry? :D

Help! I fractured my Tibia! I require medical attention!

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Rogue
The shower is down the hall. *tosses CC a towel* Have fun! :p aww that way is so not as much fun

[Rogue]

*helps skink to her truck and drives to the hospital* Sorry. :( Just trying to have fun! *cries again*

[thebtskink]

It's forgiven. You sure have a knack for driving me to the hospital.

[Rogue]

I am a CNA..it's my duty. ;)

[TyRoss]

(Drapes Whipped Cream all over Rogue)

[southern]

*stands in corner unnoticed*

hmmmmmm

*sprays everyone with whipped cream and fruit punch*

[Rogue]

*stands there covered in whipped cream* Now who's going to help me clean up? ;)

[Knerys]

*Pelts Southern with grapes from the rafters*

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
*stands there covered in whipped cream* Now who's going to help me clean up? ;)

(Carries Rogue into the bathroom and locks the door)

[southern]

*joins Knerys on the rafters and starts hitting everyone with eggs:hehe:*

NEENER NEENER NEENER

[Knerys]

*Knerys counters by chucking rainer cherries at southern while popping a few in her mouth*

[Colorado Cajun]

oh sure someone jumps to help clean Rogue up but not me!!!!!!!!:( :p

[southern]

*southern pelts Knerys with olives while eating some of the cherries*

*then hopes down to help clean off CC*

feel better?
give me your clothes and i'll wash them for ya:)

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
oh sure someone jumps to help clean Rogue up but not me!!!!!!!!:( :p

Did you really want me to help you clean off?

[Rogue]

I need a shower..anyone going to wash my hair? :p

[TyRoss]

Hmmm seeing as I'm the only other one in the bathroom and the door is locked..........

[Colorado Cajun]

*kicks down the door*
get to stepping Ty:p

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by southern
*southern pelts Knerys with olives while eating some of the cherries*

*then hopes down to help clean off CC*

feel better?
give me your clothes and i'll wash them for ya:)
you just want me naked ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
you just want me naked ;)

of course!!!!!:applaud:

[Colorado Cajun]

Well then
*turns on some Usher and starts stripping*

[southern]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Well then
*turns on some Usher and starts stripping*

:eek:WOOHOO:eek:
take it all off!!!!!!

*after CC takes of his clothes southern snatches em and runs leaving CC in his tighty whities:hehe:*

[Colorado Cajun]

that would be Hilfiger boxers ;)
Stars and Stripes edition so salute the flag;)

[Rogue]

HA! Old Glory. :p

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Rogue
HA! Old Glory. :p
;)
no one has any patriotism anymore

[southern]

see now i could comment on that but i think i would get banned so i'll just hop right on back up in th erafters;)

[Colorado Cajun]

:lol: :funny:

so I just have to stand here in my drawers for the night?

[southern]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
:lol: :funny:

so I just have to stand here in my drawers for the night?

yeah buddy

either that or i could chain you in my....err.........nevermind:p

[Rogue]

So many jokes..so little time. ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Man it's cold!!! *lights Skink's head on fire*

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Man it's cold!!! *lights Skink's head on fire* Hey hey!! FOOD FIGHT you pyro. :rolleyes:

[Colorado Cajun]

you stand in only boxers after being covered in ice cream, whip cream, choclate sauce, and a cherry and see if you don't get cold :p

[Knerys]

Then put some clothes on!:p

[Colorado Cajun]

give me some and I will. Southern swiped mine

[Knerys]

all I have it this taffitta dress *tosses it to cajun*

[Colorado Cajun]

man good thing I look good in anything;) :D

[southern]

*gets camera*

:D :D :D :D :D

[Colorado Cajun]

*starts to hula*

[Knerys]

*throws pasta sauce at cc*

[Colorado Cajun]

*slips and cracks his melon open*

[Knerys]

ouch....

[Elizabeth]

*Liz flings Moose Tracks at Knerys* :hehe:

[southern]

*sells pics of CC dancing on ebay*

*hits everyone in site with vanilla pudding then scaddles out of the room*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by southern
*sells pics of CC dancing on ebay*

*hits everyone in site with vanilla pudding then scaddles out of the room* Hey I want 50% of that :mad: ;)

*starts spraying everyone with seltzer water*

[Longshanks]

PIES!!!!! LOTS OF PIES!!!!!!! IN AN EXPLOSION OF...ERR...PIE-ISHNESS WIPING OUT LIFE AS WE KNOW IT ON EARTH - THE END

:D

[southern]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Hey I want 50% of that :mad: ;)


ok here's your .50 :p

[Rogue]

*walks in and throws rotten tomatoes at southern* Bwahahaha! Take that! :p

[southern]

*is hit buy rotten tomatoes*:eek:

ugh!!!! that smell will never come out of my clothes:waa:

*throws peach cobbler at Rogue, hits Rogue CC and JBond at the same time:hehe:*

[Rogue]

Oooo! Peach cobbler- my favorite! *throws the leftovers back at southern* :D

[southern]

*ducks and cobbler hits Knerys*

*gets out spam shooter and starts firing*
:hehe:

[JBond]

Hey, no spam ;)

[Rogue]

*dives behind a chair and hides*

[southern]

there's always spam

*shoots chair with spam causing it o desintergrate*

[Rogue]

*cringes and waits to be covered in Spam* Someone save me!!

[JBond]

I'll save you!

*jumps in with a cape and a shirt with the word "Spam" on it crossed out*

*Takes ROgue and flies away to Never-Neverland*

[southern]

Originally posted by JBond
I'll save you!

*jumps in with a cape and a shirt with the word "Spam" on it crossed out*

*Takes ROgue and flies away to Never-Neverland*

http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/contrib/geno/rofl.gif

[Longshanks]

Armed with a jar Grandma's chilli-pickled eggs, LS wades into the fray with reckless abandon.

[Iben]

:::Iben throws a pie at longshanks, points and laughs, then runs:::

[Longshanks]

Iben gets large pickled egg in back of neck as she scarpers :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo pulls a raw, plucked chicken out of his bag-o-props (patent pending), sneaks up behind Longshanks and, grabbing the chicken by the neck, swings it like a club and raps LS on the back of the noggin*

[Longshanks]

Longshanks, in the process of pulling the pin from another egg, fumbles it as damp chicken and stuffing smack into his head - the egg drops to the ground and rolls under a nearby table. Longshanks dives to the ground as the egg explodes spraying yolky shrapnel into Frizzo's face.

[southern]

*southern enters adn starts setting up a contrapment while the others watch in wonder, loads the contrapment with sloppy joes and FIRES covering everyone from head to toe in sloppy joe*:hehe:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo looks down to see his costume covered in egg*

Well, I've sure got egg on my face. :D

*everyone groans*

I guess the 'yolks' on me!

*groan*

Okay, okay..one more.

That was a 'shelluva' good hit!

*Frizzo is suddenly pelted with assorted rotting vegetables*

What? What? What did I say? ;)

[Longshanks]

I'll set 'em up - you knock 'em down! :D - *considers statement for a moment before deciding to knock Frizzo down instead - knocks Frizzo down with a pickled gerkin.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Hey! Keep your pickle away from me!

(boy, if I had a quarter for everytime I've heard that in my life!)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown

(boy, if I had a quarter for everytime I've heard that in my life!) ...then you'd have enough to go out for a slap-up meal for two, go to the cinema, have a few pints down the pub and then a bag of chips on the way home and STILL have change left over at the end of the night!

...and you tell that to kids of today and they just won't believe you.

*pulls flan gun from behind back and flans Frizzo point blank in the kisser*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*wiping the flan from his face, Frizzo pulls out a can of canned whipped topping, shoves the nozzle up Longshanks nose, and fires whipped cream straight into his brain.*

Would you like some chocolate sauce with that?

*pours a can of Hersey's syrup all over his head*

[Longshanks]

Head clouded by a fog of whipped cream, Longshanks staggers blindly around the room firing off random streams of hot flan - carnage ensues.

[Colorado Cajun]

*walks on in and looks around at the mess*
someone sure has been busy in here :D

[thebtskink]

*throws Rocky Mountain Oysters at the back of Frizzo's head*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo turns around to see what is hitting him in the head. As he turns, one pelts him in the eye*

Dude! That was really uncalled for!

[thebtskink]

Hehe....

*waits until Frizzo realizes what exactly it was that hit him in the eye*

[Rogue]

*skips in randomly throwing strawberries at everyone in range*

[southern]

*is knocked out by flying strawberries*http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/lynx/prpldead.gif

[thebtskink]

Come on, dad, give me a piggy back ride!!

*Skink climbs on Frizzo's back, who is plainly strained with skink's 6'6'' frame, using a length of cow intestine to whip other people*

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo runs around the room, carrying skink on his back.*

Come on son, whip 'em again! Thats right, give 'em a good thrashin'!

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle walks up to Iben*

Kyle: Did I hear you say PIE???

Iben: Yes! *smooshes an apple pie in Kyle's face*

[southern]

*laughs histarically when frizzo and skink slip on pie and fall into a big ole pile of eggs*

[A+]

A+ ain't happy about still bein a damn art director so launches himself into the large centrepiece gateau. Spongy.

[Longshanks]

FLAN FIGHT!

[Kyle Katarn]

What? Must be "English" for something? :p *takes the month-old cookies he bought for $0.03 at the grocery store and starts hurling them like throwing stars*

[TyRoss]

(Ty walks in with something behind his back)

Jibbs: Oooooh whatcha got there secret weapon?

Ty: Yep

Jibbs: What is it?

Ty: Well if I told you it wouldn't be secret would it.

Jibbs: Awwww c'mon i wanna see.

Ty: You reeeeeeeally wanna see.

Jibbs: Yep

Ty: Really really?

Jibbs: Yep

Ty: Really really really

Jibbs: Just show it to me already!

Ty: Ok... you asked for it.

(Ty takes out a moldy orange and squishes it onto Jibbs forehead, then proceeds to get his salad shooter back out and shoots everyone wiht carrot bits)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
What? Must be "English" for something? :p

Bow before the awsome power of my English flans!!! (brings out bag of ******s*, chips and mushy peas and starts swinging it above his head)

I HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!!!!!

* No - not that sort - it means something different over here :rolleyes: :p

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Longshanks
(brings out bag of ******s*, chips and mushy peas

WHAT!?! You can't blank '******s'! They're a national dish in the North!!!! Sheesh!!! :rolleyes: Bollocks!

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws potato peels at Ty*

[HeadHunter]

*Throws belly button fluff at everyone*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
*Throws belly button fluff at everyone* You eat that stuff? This is a food fight afterall.

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
You eat that stuff? This is a food fight afterall.

you could...if you were REALLY hungry

*Sprays cream all over Frizzo*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo rams a hotdog up Headhunters nose, and runs off to wipe the cream off of his costume.*

[southern]

*southern appears with a banana whip cream pie just in time for frizzo's face to run into it:D *

[southern]

*bump*



slings meatballs at the first one in the door:hehe:

[Longshanks]

...gets hit by meatballs.

[Iben]

:: throws sea food all around the place:::

[JBond]

*Bond is seen in the background spinning with live lobsters and crabs biting at him*

[southern]

Originally posted by JBond
*Bond is seen in the background spinning with live lobsters and crabs biting at him*

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

*is hit by sushi*
HEY:p

*grabs super-soaker filled with tomato sauce and begins to mow down everyone:hehe:!!!!*

[smokiechimp]

*In the confussion of the Melee chimp strategacly places bannana skins around the room, Southern drops the super soaker and falls flat on her arse*

:p :p :p

[southern]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
*In the confussion of the Melee chimp strategacly places bannana skins around the room Southern drops the super soaker and falls flaton his arse*

:p :p :p


HAS EVERYONE AT ONE POINT THOUGHT I WAS A HE?!?!?!?!

*thinks a name change might be in order*

[smokiechimp]

Fixed it!!! my apologies 'Me-Lady':( ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Fixed it!!! my apologies 'Me-Lady':( ;)

thank you

and no problem:D

but you weren't the first........*ahem* Sicy:p

[smokiechimp]

*Chimp feels real bad about what he did and goes to hide in the corner and think about what he has done*




LOOK OUT!!!!!!!





*A PLate of cold beans come flying accross the room* :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Elizabeth]

Naughty chimp! *Liz flings banana pudding onto smokiechimp*

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Naughty chimp! *Liz flings banana pudding onto smokiechimp*

not much of a punishment there throwing a banana pudding at a monkey

*Throws some Rock cake at Liz*

[Elizabeth]

Oh great, now I'm "stoned"! :rolleyes: *Liz stomps on HH's foot, waiting for him to open his mouth and throws cayenne peppers in HH's mouth*

[smokiechimp]

*Chimp eats the Bannana pie which somehow gives him amazing bouncing powers, he leaps across the room throwing leftover pie as he goes!!!!* (Monkey, Monkey, in the air, where he lands do we care???)

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws an avocado at chimp* Hmm, I wonder where he landed... but, what do I care! :funny:

[Elizabeth]

*bump*

*Liz flings green eggs and ham at the first person to walk in* :hehe:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo walks into the room and is immediately pelted with green eggs and ham*

What the?

*Frizzo reaches into his bag, pulls out a Dr. Seuss cap, puts it on, and exclaims....*

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham! I do not like them...Frizzo I am!

*Frizzo then reaches into his pockets, and starts to fling honey roasted peanuts at Liz*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz digs through her pockets* Money isn't considered food, neither is pocket lint, but I guess bubble gum is! *Liz chews up a piece of bubble gum and throws it at Frizzo's wig*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Man..this was my favorite wig. I just had it permed and everything. And now look.....its ruined! Damn you!!!

*Frizzo runs towards Liz, pulls a baguette out of his bag, and begins to visicously beat beat Liz with it*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz gets out a knife and some jelly and gives Frizzo a faceful of jelly* Take that... hey, I used grape jelly, what's that red... *Liz realizes she was using a steak knife instead of a butter knife* Woops... :eek: :hehe:

BTW, are you on AIM right now, Clown Boy?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Damnit! There you go with the maiming again!

*Frizzo takes a handful of marshmallow fluff and shoves in Liz's face, temporarily blinding her*

(I could be on AIM, if you quit yer *****in' about it. ;) )

[Elizabeth]

Trying to shove fluff in my face are you? If I could find you, I'd get you... *Liz wipes the marshmallow fluff off her face and opens a container of hummus* Okay, you're going down, clown! *Liz gets the steak knife and slathers hummus on top of the jelly on Frizzo's face*

[Frizzo the Clown]

AH! I think I'm blind! I need to clean some of this up...

*The Clown pulls out a box of saltines, and starts to scoop the hummus and jelly off of his face with the cracker and starts eating*

Hmmm..not bad. I didn't eat breakfast this morning.....

[Elizabeth]

Hey everybody, breakfast is on Frizzo! :hehe:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*everyone starts attacking Frizzo with crackers*

OW! STOP! THAT HURTS!!!!

Thats it!!

*Frizzo begins to throw cherry pop-tarts like ninja stars at Liz, imbedding a few of them in her flesh*

Looks like breakfast is on you now!!

[Elizabeth]

*Liz takes the Pop-Tart embedded in her bellybutton and starts to munch on it* Hey, this isn't too bad with natural lint flavoring added... *Liz gets nailed in the forehead with a flying Pop-Tart* Ow! *Liz gets out a few cans of squirt cheese and flings them at Frizzo*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo catches one of the cans of cheese in mid air, and starts to sqirt the cheese directly into his mouth*

MMMm..thanks. You want some crackers to go with this cheese?

[Elizabeth]

I'll use some of these crackers that still have hummus on them and *Liz sticks them to Frizzo's wig and nose* I'll just play with my food for now.

[southern]

*southern enters (surprised someone remembered this thread) and pulls out a super soaker*

in honor of St. Patty's Day here ya go

*sprays all with good Irish beer*:D

[southern]

*bump*

[smokiechimp]

*Smokiechimp remembering the thread walks back into the room only to be soaked in beer* (I knew there was a reason I liked this place:) ) *Smokie fills a balloon up with stale beer a hurtles it accross the room*

[southern]

*dogdes balloon only by inches*

:p neener neener neener

*hurls spam at smokie*

[Sicy]

*Sicy throws watermelons at the newcomers*

http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/3dlil/mwah.gif

[southern]

:lol: poor newbies

*is hit by balloon*:mad:

[Iben]

::Iben throws Rød Grød med Fløde at everyone :hehe:::

[smokiechimp]

*A big fat watermelon hits smokie in the face only to be followed up by a chunk of spam which knocks him cold out* *and to top it off a red fruit dessert from Iben splats on his giggaly bits*

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Iben
::Iben throws Rød Grød med Fløde at everyone :hehe::: Knerys throws the rod god or whatever back Iben:p

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Iben
Rød Grød med Fløde

:confused:

That sounds so funny though.. http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/other/scream.gif

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Sicy
:confused:

That sounds so funny though.. http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/other/scream.gif

It's a red fruit dessert! Ha thats taken the excitment out of it!!!

[Iben]

Originally posted by Sicy
:confused:

That sounds so funny though.. http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/other/scream.gif It's the one thing that no, none Danes can pronounce :funny:..and yeah it is a red fruit desert, good research smokiechimp! :)

[smokiechimp]

*chimp catches Iben off guard and splats her with a flan pie*

[Iben]

*Iben whipes the flan away from her eyes and starts to spray Smokiechimp with whipped cream* :hehe:

[smokiechimp]

Ooww, nice!! *chimp's thoughts momenteraly go off on a tangent, making him slip flipping up a giant chocolate gatau as he falls*

[southern]

*flings banana pudding covering iben and smokie*

:hehe:

[smokiechimp]

HEAVEN ON EARTH!!! *Smokie runs off to eat his banana pudding in peace*

[southern]

*hoses smokie with mashpotato gun*

no peace in here monkey boy

[Kyle Katarn]

*wonders in looking for some....PIE.* ;)

[Ripley]

*lobs it straight in his face.*;)

[southern]

*runs in*

*sprays everyone with salad dressing*

*runs out*

[Elizabeth]

Hey southern, I'm already "dressed!" :p *Liz flings tomatoes at southern*

[southern]

SPLAT!

ugh tomato

*throws ravioli at elizabeth

[smokiechimp]

*smokie follows up the ravioli with some lovely spaggetti sauce*

[smokiechimp]

http://www.spminiatures.com/arvcustardpie.jpg Mmmmm.....custard pie

*Flings it at Southern but she ducks and it hits some other shmuck square in the face*

[southern]

*sprays whip cream*

[smokiechimp]

*Gets hit in the face by whipped cream, then cries because no-one else wants to play*

[southern]

oh well
i have you and whipped creamhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/angels/newangel.gif

[Kitty]

*walks in and gets immediately hit in the face by a pie, impact came in so quickly that she falls to the floor*

[JBond]

*Starts to sing "Save me a slice of your...custard pie"*

[Iben]

*throws pretzels at Jibbs*

[southern]

*hits iben with pickles*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
*throws pretzels at Jibbs*

Ahh! I got salt in my eyes!

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Ahh! I got salt in my eyes! chocolate covered pretzel? ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
chocolate covered pretzel? ;)

Please ;)

[Iben]

ew ;)

[Rogue]

*throws apple slices at everyone* :p

[JBond]

*Gets some peanut butter* ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
ew ;)

Ohhh, you must have meant....ew.

[Rogue]

*gets the honey*

Bwahaha! Who wants to get sticky?! :p

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Ohhh, you must have meant....ew. I was thinking of Mall Rats ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
*Gets some peanut butter* ;) MmmmmMmm peanut butter and honey...drools

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
I was thinking of Mall Rats ;)

I figured that out later, at first I thought you were offering to throw chocolate preztels at me ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
I figured that out later, at first I thought you were offering to throw chocolate preztels at me ;) haha, good idea ;)

[southern]

*sits in corner watchin te fun*:)

[bluebeast619]

*throws some jello at southern*
NO ONE WILL BE SPARED!!!

[TyRoss]

(Ty sprays whipped cream on Rogue.... then thinks again and takes Rogue off somewhere more private THEN sprays whipped cream on her ;) )

[CapricornDevil]

(Moves out of the way of TyRoss and a whipped cream covered Rogue.) (Hides behind southern as beast's jello comes flying through the air)

[Oj]

*Walks in with a watermelon, spitting seeds at everyone*

[southern]

*fires carmel at bluebeast*

hey what do ya think yer doin bub

*drenches capricorn with honey*

[bluebeast619]

haha i like carmel,
taste my chili cheese burgers!!!

[southern]

thanks i'll pass

[Kitty]

*dumps rice on beast's head*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz bounces crab rangoon off Kitty's head*

[southern]

*doubles nover laughing*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz dumps shrimp sauce over southern's head*

[sabin26]

*runs in with two 3 liter bottles of Root Beer Faygo and drenches everybody in Faygo rain*

[Echo]

*walks in*
Hey, does anyone know where the cafeteria is, cos I'm*gets shot on forehead by watermelon seed* Hmmm, maybe I'll just eat later.

[southern]

smears sabin with yogart