The Misadventures of the CS! Couch

[thebtskink]

In the grand tradition of the Bar Room Brawl, I present to you another add-on fanfic, with wacky adventures from our twisted minds.

THE COUCH

Starring the CS! Members

Frizzo: Ah, watching the game, having a Coke. What could be better?
TyRoss (Walking in from kitchen): Are you still here?
Frizzo (gives a quick look at his fingers): Apparently so.
TyRoss: Dude. It’s been 2 weeks straight. Seriously. That’s not even remotely cool. Do you smell that? That’s the smell of unbathed clown.
Frizzo: And stale semen!
TyRoss: Dude…

(Phone rings)

Frizzo: Joe’s Creamatorium, you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em. (TyRoss sighs)
Thebtskink (on other side): WAZZZZZUP?!?
Frizzo (To Ty): Oh great, it’s skink again, and he’s following old TV fads.
Ty: Dammit, try to get him off the phone. I’m expecting a call
Frizzo: Sure (to Skink) WAZZZZUP?!? (Ty slaps forehead)
Thebtskink: Not much. Having a Pepsi. Watching the game.
Frizzo: ….
Thebtskink: Well?
Frizzo: I’m not saying it.
Thebtskink: True, true….
Frizzo: …
Thebtskink:ow you doin’?
Frizzo: Listen skink, not that we don’t appreciate the call, but Ty’s expecting someone…. Uh, skink?

(Skink barges through door)

Thebtskink: Did somebody say party?!? Eyyyy!!
TyRoss: (sigh) Here we go again.
Jbond (seemingly appearing out of nowhere): Lighten up, man. You’ve got to admit, that was a good Fonz.
Frizzo: Yeah, Ty. Where’s the Beef?

(Ty slaps forehead)

[thebtskink]

Oh yeah, same rules as BRB. No CS! member past or present can be killed.

[Moe Szyslak]

But it's okay to kill future members?

[thebtskink]

Sure, why not?

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle Katarn and Colorado Cajun enter...*

Kyle: Hey guys, they zapped my satellite "card..."

Cajun: Mine too....

Kyle: And tonight's WWE Armageddon! Can we watch it here?

TyRoss: Well.....

Cajun: Good it's settled! *he and Kyle sit down and Kyle grabs the remote*

Kyle: Don't worry, I'll pay you back....*opens wallet and moths fly out....* Uhhh....Cajun?

*Cajun opens his wallet and shakes it...playing cards fall out...*

Cajun: Hey...gotta have spares man!

JBond: Man, how do you 2 watch that crap? It's stupid!

Kyle, Cajun, and Frizzo: :evil:

JBond: .....well, it IS....

Frizzo: You, my misguided freind, have no appreciation of the athletic ability of these men!

TyRoss: I don't like where this is going....

Frizzo: For instance, a back body drop is a thing of beauty! But not just ANYONE can do it! Look what happens when done improperly...Kyle, if you would please?

Kyle: Uhhh....

Frizzo: Relax, it's just for demonstration!

TyRoss: Yup, I hope I paid the insurance premium this month!

*Kyle charges at Frizzo, who bends down and grabs Kyle's legs, lifting him in the air! Kyle comes straight down on his head, smashing a lamp with his legs*

Cajun: Ha ha ha ha!

Kyle: Woooo....owwwwww!

Frizzo: Now, how's that for gratuitous violence?

JBond: I thought you were demonstrationg how athletic pro wrestlers are?

Frizzo: ...oooooh! Right - that too!

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks in with two plates of freshly baked cookies*

Rogue: Who wants cookies?


*Rogue is immediately swarmed and trampled by everyone.*


Kyle: Wooooooo!! COOKIES! *struts around with a mouthful of cookies* Wooooo!! *sprays cookie crumbs everywhere*

Jibbsy: Ow my eye!!

Ty: So are these bikini cookies??

*Rogue lays on the ground groaning in pain after being trampled*

Rogue: Well..nice to know they liked the cookies.


(Well, it was my first try at it..sorry it sucked!)

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Several midgets run in, led by the nafarious Louie, who immediately approaches Rouge, who is still lying on the floor after her trampling*

Frizzo: Louie! Leave her alone! At least wait til she gets up before humping her leg!

*Rouge give Frizzo a thumbs up, before flopping back down into a crumples heap*

TyRoss: You guys want some chips or something?

JBond: Yeah, that would be great, man.

TyRoss: Then get the hell out of my house and go get some at the store! And pick me up a bottle of Scotch on the way back. My drink is dry! good for nothing bums...crashing my house........

Frizzo: You mean, like leave and stuff? Why? I haven't left your place for like 2 weeks now....I'm just starting to work a good ass groove into my side of the couch. I think I'll just pass....wait....I got an idea.....

*Frizzo reaches in between the cushions and pulls out a wad of crumbled, lint covered potato chips*

Frizzo: Man Ty, thats disgusting! How do you expect me to eat these without dip?

*Frizzo tosses a handful of crumbs into his mouth*

[Rogue]

*Rogue stands up groaning and holding her head, only to find her leg being humped by Louie*


Rogue: At least he waited until I was standing. :rolleyes: Frizzo, can't you get this dude a little midget prostitute or something?


Frizzo: I thought we'd covered that already..he's went through them already. They don't want him anymore.

*Rogue kicks her leg and Louie goes flying through the window..CRASH*

CC: *makes the sign for a field goal* And it's good!!


*Rogue walks around the apartment and discovers a stack of DVDs. She picks one up and walks over to the guys*

Rogue: Heeeey..can we watch this after WWE Armageddon??

*CC looks at the DVD*

CC: Damnit! It's Porky's..not again! You've seen that about 50 times.

*Rogue looks hurt and whips out her puppy dog look and begins to pout*

Jibbsy: Awww..guys..you can't say no to that! Just let her watch the movie..

*Meanwhile, Kyle is strutting around the room WOOOing after Slick Ric appears on the screen*

Kyle: WOOOOO!!!


Frizzo: Would you shut up?! I thought we just went over how much wrestling sucks.


Jibbsy: Yeeeah..it does suck. Big time!

*shoes mysteriously come flying in Frizzo and Jibbsy's direction*

Jibbsy: Ow!


Frizzo: Sonofa..we didn't mean it! We're sorry Rogue!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo is still dodging shoes. He catches one in mid air, and holds it up to his own foot*

Frizzo: Hey Rouge...do you have any of these in my size? 24EEE? These pumps would look great with an Evening Jumpsuit that I have. And I just loooove the color!

*everyone just looks ant Frizzo and roll thier eyes. :rolleyes: *

Frizzo: What? Just because I'm a clown, I'm not allowed to feel pretty?

[Rogue]

*Rogue sits down on far end of the couch. Ty and skink are sitting at the other end*

Rogue: Room for one more..who wants in?

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Louie comes crashing through the front door, dirty...bloody...pieces of broken glass hanging from his body*

Louie: I'll be more than happy to take that seat!

*Rouge panics and grabs Jibbs and throughs him down into the spot on the couch next to her..hoping to keep Louie away. Louie just climbs up into Rouges lap, and lays his legs across Jibbs. He puffs on a cigar*

Louie: Hey sweetheart...I may be a midget..but ya know..not everything on me is small.

*Louie gives Rouge a wink. She just has a very disgusted look on her face*

[Rogue]

*Rogue pushes Louie out of her lap*

Rogue: Mack on someone your own size!!

*Louie hops back into to Rogue's lap*

Louie: Don't think you can get rid of me that easily.


*Rogue looks around for help*

Rogue: Someone? Anyone?

[TyRoss]

(Ty sits on the couch with his hands in his head)

Ty: First the Clown and the midgets.. that was bad enough but I was kinda gettig used to it.. now wrestlers... my lamp, my poor lamp and the window...

(Ty looks up as Kyle breaks a chair over CC)

Ty: And that was an antique. Thats it I've had enough everyone it's time to..

Frizzo: I was afraid I'd have to do this

Ty: Do what? Nothing you could do would stop me right....

(Frizzo sticks a funnel in Ty's mouth and pulls his head back. He then pulls a bottle of scotch out of his bag o' tricks (patent pending) and empty's it into Ty)

Frizzo: Better?

Ty: Wha?

Frizzo: Perfect

[Rogue]

*Rogue watches Frizzo empty the scotch into Ty*


Rogue: Uhm..are you sure he shoud have so much at one time?

*Ty tries to stand up but falls back down, knocking himself out cold on the edge of the coffee table*

Frizzo: Whoops..it's all Louie's fault.


*Rogue desperately tries to fight off Louie, who at this point, has started humping her leg again*

Rogue: SOMEONE SAVE ME! NOW!!


*Everyone turns and looks at Rogue and the err..busy Louie*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Now that Ty is taken care of...who wants to help me put him into embarassing and compromising postions? I have a camera...it could be fun! And if nothing else...it'll make great blackmail material.

[Rogue]

Rogue: Frizzo, I don't think that's such a good idea..I mean, if you were out cold would you want someone to do that to you?

*Rogue pauses a minute*

Rogue: Wait..don't answer that.

Frizzo: Ahh..you're catching on. So, how about we get you drunk next?

*Rogue gives him the "go to hell look"*

Jibbsy: Hehe..ooo she told you! Uh..I mean..she gave you the look.

*Frizzo smacks Jibbsy in the back of the head*

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC grabs Louie and and hangs him from the cieling fan before sitting back down on the couch and taking out a bag of chips*

CC: Now that is much better. Hey Frizz what do you say we put the pics of Ty on the net and charge 24.95 to see them?

[TyRoss]

Ty: Hey I never shaid I'd do comp... compro.... shtuff. I shaid I'd go to Disneyworld but thatsh another shtory.

Rogue: Man he's really drunk.. can I see that bottle?

(Frizzo hands the bottle to Rogue)

Rogue: Ummmm Frizzo...

Frizzo: I didn't do it!

Rogue: This isn't scotch it's 2000 proof Malt liquor.

Frizzo: Uh-oh

(Ty stumbles over to where Kyle and CC are wrestling and goes right up to Kyle)

Ty: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Kyle passes out from Ty's breath)

Jibbs: Maybe we should send him to Iraq

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Jibbs immediately smacks Frizzo back. Frizzo rubs his hands up and down his face and growls like a dog*

Frizzo: Ruff! Ruff!

JBond: Why I oughta! Come 'ere, puddin' head.

*Frizzo walks over, and Jibbs holds out his hand*

JBond: Pick two!

Frizzo: *points at two fingers..* One, two.

*Jibbs pokes Frizzo in the eyes, and he reels back in pain*

[Rogue]

*Rogue steals CC's chips and watches Louie swing on the ceiling fan..eeeeeee!!*


Rogue: You guys are awful! You shouldn't do that to Ty, after all..he is letting us trash his house and hang out here.


Frizzo: Yeah..but..where's the fun in it if we don't? Ty would want it this way?


Kyle: Which way? Bwahaha!


*Rogue throws a shoe at Kyle*

Kyle: Owww...what'd I say?

*Rogue sits back and looks around the room while eating chips*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Guys..I think we should get Louie down from there.

CC: Why? He looks like hes having a great time...

Frizzo: Because I think hes going to vomit....

[Rogue]

*Rogue runs to the kitchen and grabs a trash bag*

Rogue: Here Louie, brap in this if you have to.

Louie: Eeeeeee...bleeeech!

*Louie misses the bag*


skink: INCOMING!!


*Everyone runs for cover*

[Colorado Cajun]

*dives for cover and grabs back his bag of chips*

Hey the bag is empty!!!:mad:

[Rogue]

*Rogue crawls under the coffee table to avoid Louie spewing*


Rogue: Well..get a bigger bag next time. Besides, there's another one in the kitchen.

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Like an action movie explostion, Frizzo runs away in slow motion as the vomit gets closer and closer.......he dives behind the couch, as a "debris" litters the front of the couch with a splosh*

Frizzo: Clean up, Isle two!

[Rogue]

*Rogue crawls out from under the coffee table*

Rogue: *sigh* Men, never clean up after themselves. Someone get Louie down and I'll clean up this mess. Looks like the couch is ruined though, we need a new couch.

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC and Rogue sneak up behind Kyle and and 3d him into the pile of Louie spew*

Kyle is taking care of that!

[TyRoss]

(Ty walks over and looks at the couch)

Ty: ooooooooh colours... hey thatsh your ash groove ishn't it Frizzo?

(looking we see that the vomit hit Frizzo's part of the couch)

Frizzo: Ummm no buddy I insist you take my spot.

Ty: I'm not that drunk.

Frizzo: Dammit.

skink: We need snacks anyone got some worms?

Jibbs: I thought I saw some in the rose garden outside

skink: be right back

(skink rushes outside)

[Rogue]

*Rogue stands up and looks around*

Rogue: I'm going to the store, who wants something?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: OOoooo....do you think you could pick me up whatever porn the store has on hand?

Rogue: Um...sure Frizzo..whatever. I'm gonna need some money though.

Frizzo: Oh. How much do you need?

Rogue: For you...I'd say $200.

Frizzo: $200? Damnit! Hey Ty...can I borrow $200? But none of that Canadian money...that stuff is worthless.

[Rogue]

*looks around* Anyone coming with me? And is porn the only thing I'm going after?

[Colorado Cajun]

I'll go I guess, I get to drive though:D

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo digs through his bag (patent pending) and pulls out a fire hose*

Frizzo: Someone wanna hook this up to the sink? I'm gonna try and hose this stuff off of the couch....at least my side, anyway......

[Rogue]

*Rogue runs off with the keys to her truck*


Rogue: Gotta catch me first! Any other orders? If not, looks like this is a porn run. Didn't Ty say we needed Scotch?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Nope, just porn!

*The Clown turns on the high pressure fire hose. It gets the best of him, and water sprays uncontrollably around the apartment, flinging Frizzo around like a rag doll*

JBond: Looks fun..can I be next?

[Rogue]

*Rogue starts to head out the door with CC*

Rogue: Any specific titles you want or do you just want me to suprise you?

[TyRoss]

Ty: While yer out go to the liquor store and get scotch.

And Doritos get Doritos.

And go to Wendy's while yer out and pick up some hot n' juicy.

And ...

(Ty gets hit with the water from the hose)

A towel.

[JBond]

*Walks down the stairs to find a vomit-covered couch, chips everywhere, midgets running around, and Frizzo naming porn videos off like crazy*

......

*Walks back upstairs and goes to sleep*

[TyRoss]

Ty: Hey what're you doin sleeping in my bed? Get outta there ya bum.

Frizzo: Umm actually the midgets were using it as their playground earlier.

Ty: Never mind Jibbs keep it.

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks back in laden with bags*

Rogue: Okay..here's the Doritos, the Scotch, the Wendy's for Ty. Frizzo, where are you? I got you Debbiette Does Dallas, Midgets in Action and a few others I can't seem to recall.

Ty: Whoo hooo! *Ty grabs the Scotch and guzzles it* Ooo..the colors..


Frizzo: Alri..*Frizzo stops with a shocked look on his face when Louie runs up and grabs the midget porn*

Louie: Mine! All mine! Bwahahahaha!!


*Rogue kicks Louie through the opposite window..CRAAASH*

*CC comes running in from the kitchen and motions again*

CC: It's good!! Rogue 6, Louie..nothing.

Ty: My window!

Frizzo: My porn!!

*Rogue stands there with an innocent look on her face*

[TyRoss]

Ty: Ok Cajun how are you gonna pay for fixing my windows?

Cajun: But I didn't break them Rogue did.

Ty: Yeah but I can't blame her she's too cute.

(Ty and CC turn and look at Rogue who is making the puppy dog face)

Ty: And you're the one keeping track of the field goals so....

CC: But it was Frizzo's porn!

Ty: So?

Frizzo: Yeah whats your point.

Ty: Quiet you.

Frizzo: Make me

(Ty takes out a piece of duct tape and puts it over Frizzo's mouth)

Frizzo: Thms ms hmmmilimatimg.

[Rogue]

*Rogue skips around the room*


Rogue: Amuck, amuck, amuck!

*Jibbsy comes running in*

Jibbsy: Did you say something about a duck?

Rogue: No, I said amuck!

*Jibbsy shrugs and falls down in a nearby chair and goes to sleep*

Ty: Ooo..this could be fun!

*Frizzo rips the tape off his mouth*

Frizzo: SONOFA!!! ...Who's got the camera?

[Tardumb]

*kicks in front door holding Louie under his arm like a sack of potatoes and a leash with a monkey on the end in the other hand*

Tardumb - Hey guys!
TyRoss - Derrko-!.....*thump*
Frizzo - What the hell?! What do you think you're doing with Louie!
Tardumb - I found him hanging from a windowsill about 10 feet up the outer wall of the building. Not sure how he got up that high!
Frizzo - How'd you get him down?
Tardumb - Umm...*coconut drops and rolls across floor* Whoopsy!
Frizzo - Why you little..*gets into bag o' props*

[Rogue]

*Rogue stops skipping and offers Tardumb's monkey a banana*

Rogue: Here you go little buddy!

*Tardumb grunts and takes the banana from the monkey*

Tardumb: Mmmm..banana!!

*Rogue glares at Tardumb*

[TyRoss]

Ty: Everyones got something to say but me and my monkey.

[Rogue]

*The phone rings and Rogue picks it up and throws it at Jibbsy*

Rogue: It's for you!!


*Rogue sits back down with an innocent look on her face* :p

[JBond]

*Gets hit in head with phone and falls over. Gets up rubbing head and then picks up phone*

Jibbs: Hello?......hello??.....Who is this....hello.....I'm going to hang up....

[TyRoss]

Ty: Geez your recieveing calls here now too?

Jibbs: Apparently not (hangs up phone)

Ty: Well..... good.

[Rogue]

Rogue: So, what shall we do now? Anyone up for musical chairs?

[Link]

Link steps into the bar.

Link:Wow the nostalgia of old-time members..

[Rogue]

Rogue: Whoa..Ty's place is a bar? :eek: Bring on the tequila!

[JBond]

*Jibbs on the phone*

HELLO!!!?!

[Link]

Originally posted by Rogue
Rogue: Whoa..Ty's place is a bar? :eek: Bring on the tequila!

..I'm in..an..empty bar?:confused:

[Rogue]

*Rogue is sitting on the couch*

Rogue: Let's liven this place up a bit..where'd the excitement go?

[Link]

1-800-Hot-Line

Link:Yeah..charge it to Richard Iliff....

[Knerys]

*Knerys walks in*

Knerys: Louie get stuck on the fan again?

Rogue: Yep. Musical chairs?

Knerys : Why not.

Frizzo: Does it involve Stripping?

Rouge and Knerys:......

Frizzo: Just asking.....

[Rogue]

*Rogue lines up 4 chairs and turns on some cheesy polka-like music*

Rogue: Alright..go..

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC walks back into the room*
Did I here someone say stripping?

[Knerys]

Knerys: Yep, the paint in the bathroom need to be stripped. Have fun.:D

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Knerys
Knerys: Yep, the paint in the bathroom need to be stripped. Have fun.:D oh so you want me to be hazed over from the fumes huh?

[Rogue]

*Rogue stops the music and sits down on the couch*

Rogue: Meh..musical chairs is no fun when there's not many people around.


*walks out of Ty's apartment*

[Knerys]

*Everyone rushes the chairs, knocking people out of the way, clowns wigs are flying, chairs are bouncing, bodies are rolling

Frizzo emerges with a chair*

Frizzo: I win!!

*Everyone else come out with a chair*

Frizzo: Damn!

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks baack in and sits on the couch*

[Colorado Cajun]

*can't find a chair so grabs a beanbag instead*
We need Twister to liven this party up
*pulls out the twister mat*

[TyRoss]

(Ty stumbles over to sit beside Rogue)

Ty: So what's a nice girl like you doing in a dump like this?

Rogue: Isn't this your place?

Ty: (looks around) Hey your right. Guess I can call off the cab home then huh?

[Rogue]

Rogue: Yeah, I guess.

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo spies CC getting out the Twister mat*

Frizzo: OOoooooo Twister! I wanna play! I'll go get the peanut butter and honey, and you guys start taking off your clothes!

*The population of the room stops and stares at Frizzo*

Frizzo: Wha..? You guys don't like honey? We can use jam if you want......

[Rogue]

*Rogue hops toward the Twister mat*

Rogue: Alright, someone spin.


*CC spins the spinner*

CC: Right hand on red.


*Rogue bends over and puts her right hand on a red circle*

Rogue: Is anyone going to join me?

[Madness]

(Madness walks in and sees Rogue bent over, her ass waving in the air, asking in anyone will join her....)

Madness - Urk, must be strong....can't succumb to temptation...must be strong.....must'nt be banned...Medication keeeping me from acting on my insticts....

Rogue - C'mon you guys, someone hop on!!

Madness - AAAAAAAA!!! I can't take this!!!! I'm only human!!!
(Madness puts a gun inside his mouth and blasts his bains out!)..........

Aaaahh, free from the restraints of a conscious....Much better. Now, where's that ass!!! :hehe:............

[Iben]

Iben walks in with two large pizzas

Iben- Hey guys I brought Pizza, one with pepperoni and one with..

madness snatches the pizza boxes from her hand

Madness- sniffle...grrrrowll....sniff sniff

madness foamingly tears the pizzas apart till there is nothing left but sad pieces of cardboard that used to be a box

Iben (with a sarcastic tone of voice) - Did you enjoy the pizzas ..?

madness- no!..there weren't even any blood in em.

Iben- .....

[JBond]

JBond: Heeeeey, you said you'd get me pepperoni and dung beetle pizzas, where are they?

[Iben]

Iben- madness ate them *shrugs*

..so is there anything good on TV tonight?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Well, lets see. *grabs the remote* Lets see...crap, crap. crap, crap....Ooo..Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Lots of midgets there. Anyone want to watch it?

[Iben]

Iben- No, not really, but if you have any candy to spare I'll sit through it...till we're out of candy of course..

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Candy? Hmmmm.... *searches through bag o' props (patent pending), and pulls out a large bag of M&M's* How about these?

[Iben]

Iben - Ooooooooo they'll work just fine.

Iben snatches the M&Ms out of Frizzo's hands

Frizzo- Heeeeeeeeeeey! You wanna share those?

Iben (with a mouth full of M&Ms) - Mno...mnot mreally...

Frizzo - That's not fair!

Iben - Oh yeah? whatcha gonna do about it?

Frizzo - Nuttin I guess...*mumble* mumble*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Come on! Give me some M&M's! Pleeeeeease!!! Don't make me beg!!

[Iben]

Iben - No!...They're mine! You gave em to me!

Frizzo - Please...just one....?

Iben - Fine...Iben puts an M&M in her mouth and after a while spits the peanut out in her hand - Here you go Hands Frizzo thh peanut...

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo greedily takes the peanut and shoves it in his mouth*

Frizzo: MMmmmmm...peanutty....tastes like danish.....

[Iben]

Iben - You're a distgusting clown!

Iben moves further away from Frizzo on the couch

Frizzo - You didn't figure that out untill now?

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo slowly slides over on the couch, closer to Iben. She reaches over and slaps Frizzo across the face, smearing his make-up and sending his clown nose flying across the room*

Frizzo: OW! Good thing for you, I like it rough!

[JBond]

*Walks in the room*

Hey cooooool, M & M's!!

*Runs over and trips over Madness passed out on the ground and grabs the M & M bag on the way down tearing it open causing hundreds of M & M's to sprawl all over the floor*

[Knerys]

*Knerys comes in slips on the hundreds of m&m's and the floors, tripping over the unconscious madness, clothlining the unsupecting Jibs, and flies out the window*

Knerys: ow....

[JBond]

Jibbs: ow....what was that anyway?

[Iben]

Iben looks at her empty hands where the M&M's used to be

Iben - Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbs !!?!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo sees Iben's empty hands and dives straight for the floor, frantically scooping up as many M&M's as he possibly can*

Frizzo: Mine!! Gimmie gimmie gimmie!!!

[Iben]

Iben sees Frizzo gathering M&Ms off the floor

Iben - awwww how sweet he's picking up teh M&Ms for me..

Frizzo - Uhm..what?...er...I mean..yes... hands Iben one measly M&M

Iben - Is that all?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Um....no..? *Hands Iben another M&M* Better?

[JBond]

Jibbs: Hey look, there's almost a road of M & M's here!

*starts walking over them and dancing*

Jibbs: Follow the M & M road, follow the M & M road, la la LA la la la la LA-LA-LA-LA la la

[Iben]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Frizzo: Um....no..? *Hands Iben another M&M* Better?

Iben looks at the dirty hand in front of her holding a M&M

Iben - uhm...no...thanks, I think I'll pass

JBond - Ooooo can I have it?

Frizzo - No!

JBond - oh well!....Follow the M & M road, follow the M & M.....

[JBond]

*Walks into the kitchen leaving a colorful track of candy shells and chocolate. Comes back with a big ol' bag of Skittles and eats them in the corner*

[Iben]

Iben and Frizzo both turn their heads towards Jibbs

Iben & Frizzo - SKITTLES!

JBond: They're mine!

Iben - Share some!

JBond - no!

Frizzo - Give me some or I'll hurt you!

JBond - They're mine! you can't have em!

Frizzo squirts water in JBonds eye and while JBond's distracted Iben grabs the Skittles and runs.

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo watches Iben run off with the skittles*

Frizzo: Hey! Give me some of those!

Iben NO!

Frizzo: Alright..you asked for it!

*Frizzo runs and tackles Iben, trying to wrestle the Skittles from her hands*

[JBond]

Jibbs: Awww, I hadn't even gotten to color coordinating them yet.

*Picks M & M's out of the bottom of his shoes*

[TyRoss]

(Ty goes into his kitchen and looks through his cupboards)

Ty - Hey who the heck took my skittles?

[Iben]

Iben desperately tries to keep the skittles away from Frizzo

Iben – You can’t have em!

Frizzo – yes I can! give them to me!

Iben – Noooo!….hey wait a…what are you doing to my leg?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Oh..um...was that um...your leg? *looks around coyly*

Iben: *still wrestling for the skittles* Yes it is!!

Frizzo:: Well...do you like it as much as I do?

Iben: No!!:mad: *Iben wrenches the Skittles from Frizzo and knees him in the face*

Frizzo: Hey! Enough foreplay! You should already know I want you!

Iben: :rolleyes: *Iben stands up and steps on Frizzo's head as she walks across the room, sits back on the couch and throws some Skittles in her mouth*

[Rogue]

*Rogue is still bent over*

Rogue: Uhm..am I the only one that's going to play? I've been bent over here most of the day and my back is beginning to hurt.


*Rogue looks at Iben*

Rogue: Hey Iben..toss me some M&M's!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo lays on the floor, grasping his head*

Frizzo: Eh, what the hell. I'll play, Rogue. I have to find something to do since Miss Goodie Two-Shoes Dane over there won't let me have a piece....

Rogue: Of candy?

Frizzo: Um..candy...riiiiiight. Any way..how do we play this "Twister" game? Do I need to take my pants off?

[Rogue]

Rogue: That depends if you're playing naked Twister or not. CC spins the spinner and you have to make your body parts touch the colors while contorting yourself into all kinds of weird positions and giving spectators something to laugh about.

Frizzo: Uhm..okay..let's get this going then.


*CC spins the spinner*

CC: Left foot green.

*Rogue spins around and does a back bend to put her foot on a green circle. Frizzo stands there with this foot on a green circle*

Frizzo: hey, this isn't so hard.


Rogue: You gotta put your hand on a red circle too.


*Frizzo loses his balance and wipes out*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Damnit!! I hate this stupid game! ARG! I'll teach you!

*Frizzo gets up, and grabs the spinner from CC and starts ripping it to shreds......but unfortunately, the cardboard and plastic prove to be too much for Frizzo, as he struggles to even bend it*

Frizzo: Damnit!!! Stupid game! I'll get you yet!

*Frizzo stands on top of the "Twister" mat, unzips his jumpsuit, whips out lil Frizzo, and starts to urinate all over mat. There is a satisfied look on his face*

Frizzo: There. That'll teach you.

*He starts to walk across the mat towards the couch. He slips on an exceptionally "slippery" section of the mat, and falls down straight into a puddle of his own urine. Everyone erupts in laughter*

[Rogue]

(Psst..Frizzo..I was still on the mat. You just whizzed all over me. Ewwww. :()


*Rogue stands there disgusted and covered in..you get the picture*

Rogue: Damnit Frizzo!! I'll get you for this if it's the last thing I do! *Rogue gives Frizzo the go to hell look*


Frizzo: ...

*Rogue storms off to find Ty's shower*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Damn...two "go to hell" looks in one night. But on the bright side.... *digs through his bag o' props and pulls out a camera* .....wheres that shower?

[Rogue]

*Rogue is carrying a towel looking for the shower*

Rogue: why do I feel like I'm being watched?

[TyRoss]

Ty - Ohh you need the shower... well it's down the end of the hall but it takes two to operate it. I can help if you like.

[Rogue]

Rogue: You know..Frizzo would have a field day with that.

*Rogue shuts the door in Ty's face*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Rogue finds Ty's bathroom and strips off....she opens the shower stall and finds Kyle, still cleaning up from the 3D into Louie's vomit!!!*

Rogue: *covers self with towel* Yaaaaah! :eek:

Kyle: *covers self with washcloth* Yaaaaaah! :eek:

Midget with video camera: *falls from a loose ceiling tile* YAAAAAAH! *thud*

[Rogue]

*Rogue screams and goes running through the house in nothing but a towel*

Everyone: ....


*Kyle peeks out of the bathroom and yells*

Kyle: It wasn't me!!

[TyRoss]

Rogue decides to take cover and locks herself in Ty's bedroom.

Ty: Finally I've got Rogue in my bedroom.

Frizzo: Yeah but shouldn't you be in there too?

Ty: Dammit I knew I forgot something.

[JBond]

Jibbs: You know I uh...think I had more Skittles in Ty's bedroom...

[TyRoss]

Ty: A-Ha so it was you who took my skittles.

JBond: Ummmmmm maybe.

Ty: Well you can just go down to the store and buy me another bag.

JBond: Ok where the nearest store?

Ty: Alberta.

[JBond]

Jibbs: Who's Alberta? Crazy Canadians...

Ty: Just get out and find me some Skittles

Jibbs: Ok...is it ok if I get Tropical Berry Skittles?

Ty: ....do what? GE-E-ET OUUT

*Jibbs leaves with a sad face on his...face*

[TyRoss]

Ty: Ok I'll forgive the skittles but you must find me......

A SHRUBBERY

[JBond]

Jibbs: I will do no such thing.

[TyRoss]

Ty: You will find a shubbery or we will say "Ni" to you.

[Rogue]

*Rogue's voice is heard from the bedroom*

Rogue: Ekki-ekki..ptang!!

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle walks out of the bathroom combing his hair back, in his HBK shirt and black jeans!*

Kyle: Damn, I'm sexy! *yells* Uh, Rogue, I'm out now! You might wanna go in there and...y'know....wash Frizzo's whiz off.....

Elizabeth: 'Scuze me....*pushes past Kyle and heads into the bathroom carrying a manga, and locks the door*

Kyle: Uh...*yells* nevermind!

*struts toward the living room*

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks to the bathroom door and politely kicks it in*


Rogue: It was my turn anway.

Liz: Huh? What?!


*Liz exits shaking her fist at Rogue. Rogue proceeds to shower, hoping nothing bad happens*

Rogue: La la la..

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle and CC are glued to Armageddon*

Elizabeth: Hey, Cajun...lemme borrow 10 bucks!

Cajun: kay...*hands the money to her without looking away from the screen...*

*Liz starts out the door but thinks...then comes to Kyle*

Liz: Kyle...lemme have your discount card!

Kyle: kay...

*Liz runs out the door and comes back in a few minutes with a blank videotape...she gives it to the camera-welding midget, who happily runs towards the bathroom...!*

Liz: *grumbles* Interrupt my "reading time" will she...;)

Kyle: *during a breif commercial break* Hmm...first me then Rogue...uhh - wonder when Frizzo's gonna get the bodily fluids washed off him?

Cajun: Shaddup, commcercial's over! :mad:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo is laying in the hallway, trying to peek through the crack beneath the bathroom door. All he can see is a pair of feet and a bit of steam. Suddenly, he realises that someone is standing above him.*

Iben: *coughs loudly* AHEM!

*The Clown glances up.*

Frizzo: Oh...um....hi... I um..its not what you think..I um..lost my contact lense somewhere around here..I wasn't...um...peeking...or anything....

*Iben says nothing. She merely kicks Frizzo in the head before storming back into the living room. Frizzo straightens his wig and grasps his skull in pain*

Frizzo: Ow! I'm really starting to think that shes not flirting with me.

[Iben]

after kicking Frizzo Iben goes to the livingroom again where some people are watching TV

Iben - bah! you guys are watching crap!

steals the remote control and switches to HBO

Iben - Ah! Sex and The city!

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle and CC look at each other wild eyed when Iben turns the channel....CC smacks Kyle across the chest...*

Ty: Aw no....

Cajun: KYLE!!!!! Get the TABLES!

Kyle: WOOOOOO!!!

Ty: Crap....

*Kyle runs to the kitchen and starts scooting the table to the living room...until he hits the doorway, naturally! THUD!*

Kyle: *rubs stomach* Owww....

Cajun: *smacks head* Marks.....never mind! *grabs Iben by the arm and takes her to the kitchen*

Iben: HEY!

*with Kyle's help, CC lifts Iben up into a powerbomb position above the tabe...*

Cajun: Time to taste some wood....!

Iben: Help!

Kyle: Sorry....thou shalt NOT turn to a "chick show" when the WWE is on!

[Knerys]

*Knerys walks in and turns of Star Trek while everyone else is preoccupied*

Knerys: 8 hour Trek Marathon. Sweet!

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC prepares to powerbomb Iben through the table but begins to convulse as the Trek theme plays*

CC: Kyle it seems we have to take back our t.v, or forever be forced to suffer through hour after hour of Kirkisms

[Knerys]

*Knerys gets out her mace*:p

[Iben]

Iben - Hey! You don't hurt women!

Kyle - Yes when they interfere with Wrestling all things are allowed!

Iben - You watch too much wrestling!

Kyle - there's no such thing as too much wrestling!

CC - hey look! the trekkie has concurred the couch!

Iben - then maybe you should do something about that instead!

kyle and CC runs to remove knerys from the couch, and while they carry her to the other room Iben locks the door

Iben - AHHHH! Finally the TV all to myself!

[Kyle Katarn]

EDIT: D'oh Iben beat me :p

[Kyle Katarn]

Cajun: Now what would HBK do about this?

Kyle: Tune up the BAND!

*Kyle and CC start stomping their feet, preparing to kick the door down...*

[Knerys]

Knerys: Hey! I was watching that!

[Iben]

Iben - KEEP THE NOISE DOWN DAMNIT! I'm watching this!

[Colorado Cajun]

* Kyle and CC hit the door with the Sweet Chinmusic at the exact sametime. The door flys off the hinges and Iben stands there shocked*

CC: Dude that so ruled!!

Kyle: Woooooooo *kyle begins to strut around the room again*

CC: Uh Kyle we have business to take care of

[Kyle Katarn]

Right! *Kyle knocks Iben down and holds her legs ups in the air....* Hey Cajun...WHASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUP?!?!?!?! :D

[Knerys]

*Knerys sneaks in while Kyle is struting and tackles iben for the remote*

Knerys: Gimme!

Iben: hey!! Leggo!!

Kyle and CC: Ooooooh....chick fight!

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle and CC sit on the couch and watch the girls fight* :p

[Colorado Cajun]

*stares at the two girls rolling on the floor fighting over the remote*

CC: Now this is more like it!!

*Kyle looks at CC and gets a crazed look on his face*

Kyle: WOOO Tag team action

*Kyle does a bellyflop onto both girls as CC just laughs*

[Iben]

Iben – The guys seem to be enjoying this a little too much

Knerys – yeah I see your point

Iben – Look I’ll let you watch your trek if you let me watch Sex and the City afterwards

Knerys – deal!

Kyle and CC – HEY!

[Kyle Katarn]

*A light bulb goes on over Kyle's head....*

Kyle: Yeah, you do that. Too bad Iben told me that Star Trek is for NERDS! *elbows CC*

Cajun: Hey...uh...oh! And Knerys says that Sex and the City is for DUTCH PEOPLE! :D

[Knerys]

Knerys: Oh yeah! Well I know I'm a nerd so ha! Not gonna work.

*Goes back to watch trek*

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: @$#!!

Cajun: Well, if Iben dosen't fall for the "dutch" trick, I've got plan B down here....*points underneath couch...Kyle looks and sees Hardcore Match goodies....steel chairs, singapore canes, fire extinguisher, trash can lid, Bradshaw's cow bell, Head, ect....*

[TyRoss]

Ty: Trek??? Not on my TV.

(Ty snatches the romote from knerys and puts in his LOTR DVD)

There. Much better.

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo walks in, still grasping his head*

Frizzo: LOTR? Sweet! Though, I wouldn't let Louie see that we're watching that. He's still a bit miffed that he didn't get the part of Frodo. Hes pretty upset that they didn't cast any actual midgets for the lead roles.

[Knerys]

Knerys: Oooooo, Legooooolassssssss.............hmmmmmmmmm;)

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC enters the room and sees Knerys drooling over Legolas*

CC: Oh now we don't, not again

*Walks over to the t.v. and snips the powercord while no one is looking*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: OOooo..all those Hobbit women. They're just like midgets....MMmmmm

[Knerys]

*suddenly the lights go out*

Knerys:Thank Cajun there was a glare on the screen.

Cajun: Dammit.

[Frizzo the Clown]

*The room is dark except for the soft glow coming from the TV. Frizzo looks around the room*

Frizzo: *thinking to himself* Do you think anyone will notice if I take off my pants?

[Knerys]

Everyone in unison: YES!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Oh my god! They can all read my mind!

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks in from her shower to a dark room*

Rogue: Uhhh what's going on in here? I'm scared of the dark, who's going to hold me?

[TyRoss]

Ty: I will. One volunteer right over here.

(Ty smiles)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Its a bit too damn dark in here.

*Frizzo reaches into his bag o' props, and pulls out a clown nose. He replaces the one hes wearing with this new one. He presses a button on the side, and it glows like a light bulb, ala Rudolph*

Frizzo: Ah.....thats better. Now....who wants to give the clown a little sugah?

[Rogue]

*Rogue sits down on the couch*

Rogue: So, where's the excitement?

[Knerys]

*Knerys hands Frizzo the sugar bowl*

Knerys: You know that's only going to make you hyper.

[Rogue]

*Rogue grabs the remote off the coffee table and channel surfs*

Rogue: Any suggestions?

[Knerys]

Knerys: Star Tr...

Everyone else: NO!!

Knerys: ......fine fine......

[Colorado Cajun]

*walks on over and pops in some Cowboy Bebop*

CC: I do believe that everyone will enjoy this

[Rogue]

*Hands Knerys the remote*

Rogue: Here, have fun with Trek.


*Rogue grabs a conveniently placed football from the table and tosses it in the air*

Rogue: So, who's up for a game?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
*Rogue grabs the remote off the coffee table and channel surfs*

Rogue: Any suggestions?

Ty: Thats amazing!!!! How the heck are you channel surfing my DVD?

[JBond]

Jibbs: I think it's broke....just like a certain chair I was sitting on in the kitchen...

[Rogue]

Rogue: Oh..didn't they tell you? Frizzo and skink decided to play Frisbee with your DVD.

*tosses the football around*


Rogue: No one wants to play? *pouts*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo and Skink are tossing the DVD's at each other like a frisbee*

Frizzo: Skink! Go long!!

*Skinks sprints across the room, preparing for the catch. Frizzo launches the Frisbee,*ahem* DVD, and it misses Skink by about 3 feet, crashing into a picture hanging on the wall, breaking the glass and knocking it to the floor. In an effort to intercept the DVD, Skink slams into an end table, and crashes through a lamp*

Skink: Dude! I think you broke the DVD!

Frizzo: Don't worry man, we got three more! Whoo hoo!

[Madness]

(Madness is using the other left over DVD's as munchies, dipping them in the bean dip.)

Mmm, these Criterion discs really pack in the flavour!!! You can really taste the Criterion!!!

(Madness then gets up and snatches the football from Rogue.)

I'll play with you, but we'll have to get rid of this ball :hehe:..........

[Knerys]

Knerys: You just ate The Lord of the Rings!!! Now what are we going to watch.....:(

[Rogue]

*Rogue looks at Madness*

Rogue: What did you have in mind?

[Iben]

::falls asleep in a corner while everyone is still up having fun::

Iben - damn time zones!...ZzzzzZZZZZzzzzz

[Frizzo the Clown]

*While playing Frisbee with skink, Frizzo notices Iben sleeping the corner*

Frizzo: Ah..the fair maiden is asleep. Now, I can make my move...

*He starts to casually move towards Iben, when a DVD thrown by skink smacks him in the head*

Frizzo: OW!! Why do people keep hitting me?

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks out of the room and sits on the front porch stargazing*

[Tardumb]

*pulls up to Ty's door on a tricycle honking his little horn*
Tardumb - Hey guys!
*rides in circles in the living room honking the little horn*
Louie - Hey that's my tri-*runs over Louie*

*honk honk honk*

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks back inside to see Tardumb riding around on a mini tricycle. Rogue holds out a banana*


Rogue: Hey Tardumb..look what I have!


*Rogue runs off with the banana*

[Tardumb]

*pedals as fast as his legs can pedal*
Tardumb - Aaaaaah! Slow down!
*presses nitro boost and shoots past Rogue and through the wall*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Rogue]

*Rogue watches Tardumb go zooming by and through the wall..CRASH*


Everyone: oooo...


Rogue: Ty's gonna make you pay for that!!


*Rogue sits down on the couch and throws popcorn at Louie*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo saunters over to the sleeping Iben, and sits down next to her*

Frizzo: Hey there, sleeping beauty...sleep here often?

Iben: *snoring loudly* ZZZZZZzzzzzZZzzzzZZzZzzzZZZZzz

Frizzo: Nows my chance.

*Frizzo puts his arm around Iben who is still sleeping very soundly, puckers up his lips and leans into her......as he nears her, she snaps to attention, and slaps him soundly across the face, sending his clown nose flying across the room into a glass of Coke sitting on the coffee table*

Iben: Back off Clowny, or they're be more of the same!

*She hunches back over and falls back asleep*

Frizzo: Damnit! :mad:

*Ty picks his glass of Coke off of the table, takes a big drink, and starts choking on Frizzo's nose*

[TyRoss]

(Ty gets up and starts pointing to his throat while gagging)

[Rogue]

*Rogue gives Ty the Heimlich Manuever and looks disgusted as a clown nose comes flying out of his mouth. The nose flys across the room and hits Frizzo in the forehead while he's trying to make a move on the sleeping Iben*


Rogue: Ewwwww..


Ty: Ackhem..thanks Rogue.


Frizzo: *splat* Why does this always happen to me!?


Rogue: At least you got your nose back.

[Tardumb]

*runs through front door, clothes tattered and torn holding a broken tricycle in his hand*

Tardumb - Woooo buddy! That...was...awesome...Who wants a turn?!!

*everyone looks at him blankly and blinks*

[Frizzo the Clown]

(bah! It took me too damn long to type all of that, and now its out of sequence! Arg! ;) )

[Rogue]

*Rogue looks at Frizzo*

Rogue: There must be a glitch in the Matrix, I thought I'd already saved him.

Frizzo: Uhh..you're seeing things.


Rogue: Well in that case, someone knock me out so I can sleep and stop hallucinating.

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle comes in*

Kyle: HEY GUYS, IT'S "GRAND OL' OPRY" NIGHT, AND GRANDMA'S BEEN BLASTING COUNTRY MUSIC AT FULL VOLUME FOR AN HOUR! CAN I CRASH HERE? :(

Rogue: Sure...just quit yelling!

Kyle: WHAT???

Rogue: SURE!

Kyle: Cooool. Hey, nice shirt.

Rogue: Thanks, I just got it today!

Kyle: WHAT??? You just farted? Ewwww...

Rogue: Excuse me....*runs to the garage and comes back with 2 oil-stained funnels and jams them in Kyle's ears* I SAID "I just got it today."

Kyle: Ooooh. Thanks, I can hear again!

Rogue: So who wants to listen to some George Strait?

Kyle: WHAT??? :eek:

[Rogue]

*Rogue looks around*

Rogue: So who wants to wrestle with me? I'm bored!

[Kyle Katarn]

*in the background, a delivery guy puts down Ty's new coffee table*

Ty: Thanks man!

*Meanwhile, Kyle charges at Rogue*

Kyle: Yee Haw!

*Rogue back body drops Kyle headfirst through the table!*

Kyle: OWWWW! I've GOTTA work on that bump!

[Rogue]

*Rogue quickly exits the room with an innocent look on her face*


Ty: WHO DID THIS TO MY TABLE?!


Kyle: Ugggghhh...

[TyRoss]

(Ty walks off twitching slightly)

[Rogue]

*Rogue orders Ty a new table*

Rogue: No breaking this one, Kyle. :p

*Rogue grabs the remote and channel surfs*

[Knerys]

*the new Table arrives, Knerys walk in and trips over the still unconscoius Madness falling straight through the table*

Ty: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Rogue]

*Rogue looks at Ty, who is twitching uncontrollably*


Rogue: Deep breaths..breathe!!


*Rogue flips the TV to ESPN*

Everyone: Noooooooooo!!!


*Rogue blushes and looks around*

Rogue: What?

[Kitty]

::Pulls a chair next to everyone::

Kitty: Yay, were watching tv! anyone have any pepsi that they would like to....donate to me? :D

[TyRoss]

Yes TV (twitch) good 'ol TV (twitch twitch) can't go wrong with TV (twitch twitch twitch) whats on? (twitch)

[Rogue]

*dances on Ty's new table*

Rogue: Well, someone had to do it. ;)

[TyRoss]

Ty: Whoa now something else is twitchin'. ;)

[Rogue]

*Rogue hops down from the table and runs to the kitchen. She returns with a pitcher of ice water and dumps it over Ty's head*

Rogue: Down boy!

[TyRoss]

Ty: Dang thats cold. But I do like it wet. ;) Wanna go hide in my bedroom again ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle and CC see HBK bust Triple H with the flaming, barbed wire 2 X 4!*

Cajun: HOLY @#$@!!!

Kyle: Holy @#@!!! WOOOOOOOOOO! :applaud:

Most others in room: :rolleyes:

[Colorado Cajun]

*Kyle and CC watch HBK go flying through 4 tables and HHH grab the belt*

CC: Son of a!!!!!!!

Kyle: woooooooo?

*CC look sat Kyle and shakes his head no*

[Rogue]

*Kyle starts to walk by Rogue and Rogue sticks out her foot to trip him. Kyle falls face first into Ty's new table splintering it into hundreds of pieces*


Rogue: Ah ha hahahahaha!!

Kyle: Oh #@!$

*Ty starts to twitch uncontrollably and starts growling*

Everyone: UH OH!

[TyRoss]

(Ty is twitching more and more as he walks over to his table. We picks up a piece approximately the size of a 2x4. Holding it in the air he looks around)

Ty: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Ty smacks Cajun with the 2x4)

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Ty: ....WHERE?!?!?!?!

*Ty kicks Kyle in the balls and gives him the Stunner!*

Ty: *with a more crazed look* SUCKERRRRRRRR!

Kyle lays on the ground hoping there are more wrestling fans around to continue the trend Ty (may have accidentally) started with his "HOOOOOOOO!" :p

[Rogue]

*Rogue tackles Kyle from behind and picks up a piece of the table and starts to hit him over the head*

Rogue: Naaah, I'm too sweet to do that.

[Colorado Cajun]

* CC gets up and spears Ty through the wall and into the kitchen*

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Rogue
*Rogue tackles Kyle from behind and picks up a piece of the table and starts to hit him over the head*

Rogue: Naaah, I'm too sweet to do that.

*Rogue then takes a page out of HHH's book and sets her weapon ablaze at the fireplace!* :eek:

Rogue: WOOOOOO!

[Rogue]

*Rogue hears CC and Ty go crashing through the wall*

Rogue: Touchdown Razorbacks!!

Kyle: Uhhhh...

Rogue: What? I'm just gearing up for their bowl game! *Rogue blushes*

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Rogue
*Rogue hears CC and Ty go crashing through the wall*

Rogue: Touchdown Razorbacks!!

Kyle: Uhhhh...

Rogue: What? I'm just gearing up for their bowl game! *Rogue blushes*

Awww...you're cute when your embarassed :D....urk! *Kitty has found the pepsi and is bouncing off the walls, knocking into Kyle*

[Colorado Cajun]

CC: Um angel the backs don't score touchdowns:p

[Rogue]

*Rogue glares at CC*

Rogue: Oh that is it!!


*Rogue tackles CC and pounds him with the throw pillow from the couch*

Rogue: Insult the Razorbacks, will ya?!

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle vaults to his feet, HBK style*

*crowd cheers*

JBond: ...huh?

Kyle: All right, time to RUMBLE!

*Kitty comes rolling through like Sonic the Hedgehog, knocking Kyle down face first!*

Crowd: Boooooo!

[Rogue]

*Rogue stops hitting CC with pillow momentarily*

Rogue: Ah haha..Kyle got knocked out by a girl!!

*Rogue goes back to hitting CC with the pillows*

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC starts to have flashbacks to multiple pillow beatings from girls in the past*

CC: Man the abuse I take from the girls who love me :D

[Rogue]

*Rogue keeps hitting CC with the pillows*

Rogue: Well, you insulted my Razorbacks! What did you expect?

*Kyle falls down laughing*

Kyle: CC's getting beat by a girl!

[Colorado Cajun]

CC: What? I'm too busy being taken advantage of to listen:D ;)

[Tardumb]

*standing around watching the mayhem*
Tardumb - Yeeeeeeeeeeep...
JBond - Mmmhmm...
skink - *sip*

[Knerys]

Knerys- *blink blink*...........oooo that has to smart....

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks out of the apartment*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
*standing around watching the mayhem*
Tardumb - Yeeeeeeeeeeep...
JBond - Mmmhmm...
skink - *sip*

Well atleast I was included some in the madness.

*plays video games*

[Iben]

*goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge, a cockroach comes crawling out of there*

Iben - TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Ty - What?

Iben - when was the last time you cleaned the fridge?

Ty - cleaned?...uhm I'm not following you

Iben - Nevermind *slams the door to the fridge * - I'm ordering pizza...again

[JBond]

Jibbs: Make sure Madness doesn't eat mine this time!

[slinger]

slinger taps on the window, he's climbed up the fire escape. He's very cold.

Kyle: I don't think that window opens.
Cajun: Then why is there a fire escape on the side?
Kyle: For show.
Iben: Where did he go?
Kyle: Did he fall off? He has the combination to the vault which contains our plans to WrestleMania IX.
Ty: I'm sure he'll turn up.

Ty screams from the bathroom.

Iben: Did he see a spider, again?
Ty: slinger is stuck in the small bathroom window.
Kyle: Who puts a window in a bathroom anyway?
JBond: I believe there was a incident and it was cheaper to put in a small window instead of a new wall.
thebtskink: Hey slinger is here!

[JBond]

*slinger finally squeezes through the window and falls in the toliet*

Ty: He always knew how to make an entrance.
Jibbs: And a mess...

[Rogue]

*Rogue busts into the room and dances on Ty's table*

Rogue: WHOOO HOOO!!! I'm sooo happy!

[Knerys]

*The table cracks again*

Ty: I give up....

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks out with her head down*

Rogue: I'm still under weight too.. :(

[Knerys]

Well it wasn't that strong of a table.......

[Tardumb]

skink finishes his 14th can of Duff and starts breakdancing

slinger - WHOA! watch him go!
(in background) skink - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Tardumb - Man, he's good!
skink - ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
Link - He does this every time. He gets drunk, starts showing off, and then-..
*crick...THUMP*
(in background) JBond - Guys! skink stopped breathing again!

[Knerys]

*Everyone gather around skink*

Tardumb: You alright?

skink:......

Jbond: umm, maybe we should help him or something alonmg those lines....

Iben: My baby!!

Knerys: I do know CPR. It the same princpal apply to blue tongue lizards?

JBond: Good point....

skink:.....

[Tardumb]

Tardumb pokes skink with a bat
TyRoss - Hey don't do that! Give it here!!
Tardumb - What's your problemo duuude, the man is hurt!
TyRoss - This is the bat that Ruth hit a homerun off of David Wells with when I went to the Jays' game!
Tardumb - Baaabe Ruth??
TyRoss (muttering to himself) - ..we lost that game...
Tardumb - Babe Ruth is dead, man!
TyRoss - .....?(looks at Tardumb)
Tardumb - .....?(looks at Bond)
Bond - .....?(looks at slinger)
slinger - .....?(looks at Link)
Link - .....?(looks at skink)
skink - .....?(looks at TyRoss)
TyRoss - AYYYYYIIE! *THUMP*
Bond - ...Well at least skink is alive...
Link - Yyyyep....
Tardumb - Uhhhhh huh...
skink - *sip*

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks back in and sits on the couch*

Rogue: I know CPR if he needs it. If not, there's always 911.

[TyRoss]

Ty: Yeah I think I do need CPR. ;)

[JBond]

Jibbs: Alrighty!

*Walks over to Ty with an open mouth*

Ty: I'm better

Jibbs: Ok then

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo is standing in the corner, urinating in a potted plant*

Frizzo: Ahhhhhh.....thats better. So...what have I missed?

[TyRoss]

Ty: Oh my god what did you do to my palm tree!

Frizzo: I just watered it.

Ty: Well look at it now.

(Looking over Frizzo sees that the tree has woleted and died)

Frizzo: Ummmmm oops.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Sorry...my bad. Wait....wasn't that tree plastic?

[Peter]

*walks in - sees tears on Frizzos cheek*

Peter: What's going on here? Who's being mean to the clown?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Take your pick, Pete. They're all being mean to me. Nobody loves clowns anymore.

[Peter]

Peter: Sorry to hear that - but when did anyone like clowns?

[TyRoss]

Ty: Hey wait a minute.... if this is my place that means...... oh my god we're all in Frizzo's head :eek:

[Rogue]

*Rogue walks in frowning*

Rogue: Ty, do you have any scotch? I really need some right about now.

[Madness]

Hey, this ain't no bar!!!! It's a, uh, couch!!! So lay down on the couch, take off your clothes and quit yer bellyaching!!!.......But really now, get naked :applaud:..................

[Rogue]

Rogue: What? Get naked and scare everyone off..I think not.

[Madness]

No really, we don't mind. We like a good scare...

(Madness pulls out video camera).............

[slinger]

Madness: I'll cut you in for 12% of the profits. CS! Girls Gone Wild 2!
Frizzo: I loved the commentaries you left on the first one Madness.
Madness: Why thank you. Say do you want to add a commentary for the upcoming one? I'll show you what I have in the screening room.
Frizzo: To the screening room! Ty bring the popcorn.

[Kitty]

::walks in with pepsi in hand::

::smiles at everyone and drinks all of the pepsi in one gulp (it was one of those liter ones, :p)::

[Peter]

*walks past Kitty with pepsi can in right hand*

[Iben]

:::walks in, sees that no one's there...goes to the kitchen and empties the fridge, walks back to the couch and turns on the TV...."aaah! sweet bliss"

[Kitty]

*takes the remote from Iben's hand and flips through the channels really fast while taking a sip of my pepsi*

no...wait wait wait, i saw something good on...

*flips the channels really fast and she starts watching FOTR*

*smiles and takes another sip of my pepsi as the movie starts*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo walks in, wearing a tattered pair of mouse ears on his head. He sits down on the couch*

Frizzo: Hey guys. I'm back from vacation.

Kitty: Did you buy that hat a Disney World?

Frizzo: Um....hat?

*A special news bulletin comes on the TV*

Reporter: This just in. Mickey Mouse assaulted and scalped. Details at 10:00

*everyone turns and looks at Frizzo*

Frizzo: What? What?

[TyRoss]

Ty: Well I guess it could've been worse..... tell me it isn't worse.

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo's eyes dart back and forth*

Frizzo: Um...okay...it isn't worse.

[TyRoss]

You didn't unfreeze Walt did you?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Um...well..I needed room for more soda in the freezer.

[TyRoss]

Ty: Hmmmm well... I can understand that. (Picks up soda ends up picking up Walts head) Dammit why'd you bring him here!!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Oh come on..I couldn't have just left him lying there on the floor. Just look. He could make a great hat rack.

*removes the bloody mouse ears from his head and places it on the Walt-cicle*

Frizzo: See. He's useful!

[TyRoss]

Ty: Hmmmm well I guess we could use a new cooler....

(Takes a soda and puts it on walt)

Ty: Kepps my soda nearby and cold sweet.