Your CS! Memories

[thebtskink]

What are the most memorable moments of your collective CS! experiences?

Mine:

--LOTR fiasco
--Bar Room Brawl
--Chuck Cunningham and whatever the other one was
--Frizzo and Olorin tying in the Superbrawl:D
--Olorin's funny-as-hell videos (with surprise cameos by Jibbs and Wood)

So?

[Guy Incognito]

When I posted in a thread about how Batman could beat Daredevil. Oh, and then there was that time I posted about not seeing the Birds of Prey premiere. Good times.

[Rogue]

-Moe in the Shady Turtle.

-My first day here Madness tried to molest me, I had been officially initiated.

-The original What's On Your Mind..the sequel is never better. ;)

-The many fights in The Fight Thread.

-The CS Power Rangers fan fic that was never finished, I laughed my ass off!

That's all I've got for now.

[Halofan1]

The time everyone went after me and my comic battle thread.

[Kyle Katarn]

Just the things that spring to mind right away...

-My Cherokee and CS-WWF Fanfics

-The very last part of the Bar Room Brawl! My first Ric Flair impersonation, and Frizzo: "Where the hell are my pants? And my sniper rifle?" funniest line....EVER! :funny:

-Oogling in the underwear thread! :D

-The wedding bells do toll thread! Even with a lightsaber, the Force, and explosive shotgun shells, I never did get hitched! :(

-Me and Ty whooping @$$ Jedi style at the P&H

-The successful "Go WWF" thread, and the irony that it was started in jest by Malice, who does not even watch wrestling!

ahh.....memories!

[JBond]

Too many, too many...

[Tardumb]

- First joining the boards and actually reading through every page of threads like Frizzo's Foto Album, Best Caption, Ty's Superpower's Contest, and many more. Did this to the point of feeling like I already knew alot of the posters before I made my first post.

- Olorin yelling at me in his weird monkey talk, I felt special hah...

- The posting of and positive responses to my first fan-fic...

- The April Fool's Day prank by TECH, Jibbs, and Olorin. Some people were so pissed and shocked hah!

- Spidermanfan77 and all his antics around the time of the Spider-Man and Episode II releases.

- When a few of the mod's departed, twas a sad day...

- When one of them returned, tis a good day...

There's a lot of little ones I could talk about but I'm lazy and this is good...:cool:

[Hobbit Girl]

I have no memories at all. I have CS amnesia. Who are you people? Where am I? What's a CS?

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
I have no memories at all. I have CS amnesia. Who are you people? Where am I? What's a CS?

Hobbit Girl...*kooo-cshhhh*...I am yo fadda! *kooo-cshhhh*

[JBond]

It's a kind of vegatable.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Hobbit Girl...*kooo-cshhhh*...I am yo fadda! *kooo-cshhhh*

Not really, he's your second cousin. Don't let him fool you.

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Hobbit Girl...*kooo-cshhhh*...I am yo fadda! *kooo-cshhhh* Can ya spare a quarta for an ol' altar boy, fadda?

[Halofan1]

I'm sorry, have I told you all about my condition. I can't make new memories.

[JBond]

I think you owe me 20 dollars...

[Halofan1]

Originally posted by JBond
I think you owe me 20 dollars...

:looks at body:

There's a tattoo here saying "You don't owe anyone money"

[JBond]

Ah so you finally noticed that one...

*Walks away with $340*

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by JBond
Ah so you finally noticed that one...

*Walks away with $340* Can YOU spare a couple hundred for an old altar boy?

[JPL]

Rational Thinker/Soapy Popcorn, SIG/Roger Phillips, Greengoblin/LOTR, Dew K Mosi/Chuck Cunningham, And WarpedChick/Grotesque Angel. The very BEST of CS. Everything is a kaka memory. :) :applaud: :) :applaud:

[Halofan1]

Why not put a book out called "The Coming Soon Forums! Season One"

[Iben]

The one thing that really comes to mind is The April Fool's joke

[JBond]

Twas an interesting day.

[The Insider]

It was the best of times... it was the worst of times...

[Frizzo the Clown]

I remember this one time that I.....um..no..wait, that wasn't me. Ooo..but there was this other time that me and.....no..hmm..that wasn't me either. Oh yeah, I do remember that once, I was told to go and...um..no wait..I ended up not doing that. Damn. There must've been something that I've done that I can remember. Oh yeah, now I remember. There was this one time, that I was caught masturbating in the cleaning closet. Ah yes, I remember it like it was yesterday.

*a voice in the distance shouts "it was yesterday!!"*

It was? Oh yeah...damn. Well, it was a pretty good memory anyway.

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I remember this one time that I.....um..no..wait, that wasn't me. Ooo..but there was this other time that me and.....no..hmm..that wasn't me either. Oh yeah, I do remember that once, I was told to go and...um..no wait..I ended up not doing that. Damn. There must've been something that I've done that I can remember. Oh yeah, now I remember. There was this one time, that I was caught masturbating in the cleaning closet. Ah yes, I remember it like it was yesterday.

*a voice in the distance shouts "it was yesterday!!"*

It was? Oh yeah...damn. Well, it was a pretty good memory anyway.

Heck thats everyday.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Heck thats everyday. I know. I'm surprised Mirko hasn't moved my desk away from that closet yet.

[TyRoss]

Well I guess it's in your fringe benefit package.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Maybe..but they forget the fresh stack of porn daily, and the vat of vasoline I require. That was supposed to be part of my benefits package too. I mean, look at this!

*picks up an old magazine*

Look at it..its old and crusty. These are supposed to be replaced everyday! Everyday! And look..this magazine has been on my desk for TWO days..and its ruined! I might have to call my Union Rep.

[TyRoss]

Hmmm let me look up your contract....

Ah that's why it says in the fine print you can have the vasoline and fresh porn daily OR have it weekly and the board will pay for any damage the midgets cause.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Damnit! I hate fine print!

[kryptonian_boy]

I thought Frizzo would be a CS memory, but apparently he couldn't stay away! I thought we changed the locks. How did he get back in?! Must've been the midgets that snuck him in! Dang midgets!:mad: ;)
Welcome back, you old sociopath, you! By the way, you still suck!:p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
I thought Frizzo would be a CS memory, but apparently he couldn't stay away! I thought we changed the locks. How did he get back in?! Must've been the midgets that snuck him in! Dang midgets!:mad: ;)
Welcome back, you old sociopath, you! By the way, you still suck!:p Sociopath! I'm not a sociopath!

*one of the midgets hands him a dictionary*

What? Okay fine. I'll look.

*looks up sociopath*

Hmmm..well, I'll be damned. I am a sociopath. My bad.

[kryptonian_boy]

I calls 'em like I sees 'em!:p

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Sociopath! I'm not a sociopath!

*one of the midgets hands him a dictionary*

What? Okay fine. I'll look.

*looks up sociopath*

Hmmm..well, I'll be damned. I am a sociopath. My bad.

Man, I am such an amateur...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Man, I am such an amateur... Don't worry. I'll teach you how to be a proper sociopath!

[JBond]

He's going to teach me in a winter course!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Yeah, thats only because you flunked the summer course.

[tyler_durden]

...hmmm...

- brawling at the P&H Club
- Pixi at the P&H Club
- LOTR inicident (that was a fun time there)
- oh, and that time that Malice/Tech had everyone thinking that Olorin, JBond, and someone else were banned, that was classic.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Yeah, thats only because you flunked the summer course.

That's only because you flunked me.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Don't worry. I'll teach you how to be a proper sociopath!

Where can I sign up?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
That's only because you flunked me. Well yeah. Thats because you refused to "stay after school" and do "homework"

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
That's only because you flunked me.

Flunk me? Flunk him! (This is a movie quote)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Where can I sign up? There will be a sign up sheet hanging up in the Adminstration building. You'd better sign up soon. Classes fill up quickly.

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well yeah. Thats because you refused to "stay after school" and do "homework"

Are you saying that he refused to see if your "ruler" was straight?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well yeah. Thats because you refused to "stay after school" and do "homework"

I'm sorry, but I didn't know at the time that's what you meant by an oral report.

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
I'm sorry, but I didn't know at the time that's what you meant by an oral report.

Oooh, that's way better than mine.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
I'm sorry, but I didn't know at the time that's what you meant by an oral report. But it was in the syllabus. Didn't you read it?

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
But it was in the syllabus. Didn't you read it?

Pshh, he was too busy "jerking off" in class...

[thebtskink]

Oh dear. This thread has been befouled in so, so many ways. :D

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Pshh, he was too busy "jerking off" in class...

Yeah. Don't believe him, Frizzo, he's trying to "snowball" you.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Pshh, he was too busy "jerking off" in class... Well, that was in the syllabus, actually.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Pshh, he was too busy "jerking off" in class...

Did that have to be in quotes ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by thebtskink
Yeah. Don't believe him, Frizzo, he's trying to "snowball" you. I sure hope so...thats the chapter we're going over next week.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
But it was in the syllabus. Didn't you read it?

Read it? It was just pictures....

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
Did that have to be in quotes ;)

Did he ask you to "have sex" with him?

[Rogue]

Oh dear Clapton, please tell me I'm not reading this!! *runs out of the thread screaming but manages to trip and fall*

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Did he ask you to "have sex" with him?

ROTFLMAO!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Oh dear Clapton, please tell me I'm not reading this!! *runs out of the thread screaming but manages to trip and fall*

Bwhaha, you're stuck here in the madness ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Did he ask you to "have sex" with him?

Reminds me of that Farley skit where he quotes everything ;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by JBond
Bwhaha, you're stuck here in the madness ;)


NOOOOO!!!! I'm scared! Someone save me..hold me..shoot me..something!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Rogue
NOOOOO!!!! I'm scared! Someone save me..hold me..shoot me..something!!

I'll hold you...you have showered today, right?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Read it? It was just pictures.... You're lucky. Last semseter, it was a pop-up syllabus.

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Rogue
NOOOOO!!!! I'm scared! Someone save me..hold me..shoot me..something!!

** smacks Rogue upside her head with his 2x4 **

[JBond]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
I'll hold you...you have showered today, right?

I'm afraid to what you might say if she said no ;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
I'll hold you...you have showered today, right?


Yes, of course. I smell like lavender, thank you very much. :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
You're lucky. Last semseter, it was a pop-up syllabus.

Pop-up, what ever for? ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by tyler_durden
** smacks Rogue upside her head with his 2x4 **

Where did Jim Duggan come from?

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Rogue
Yes, of course. I smell like lavender, thank you very much. :p

Uh, your welcome?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Where did Jim Duggan come from?

Is that Hanks' character from League of their Own?

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by JBond
Is that Hanks' character from League of their Own?

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, former professional wrestler. HOOOOOOOOAH!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
Is that Hanks' character from League of their Own?

Um, it is darn close. I was referring to Hacksaw Jim Duggan of wrestling fame. He would always carry a 2x4 with him to the ring.

[Rogue]

I knew what you were talking about. I'm such a nerd. :o

[JBond]

Originally posted by thebtskink
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, former professional wrestler. HOOOOOOOOAH!!!

Close enough ;)

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
You're lucky. Last semseter, it was a pop-up syllabus.

:lol:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
:lol: Actually, I'm thinking of using a "scratch and sniff" book for next semester. That could be interesting.

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Actually, I'm thinking of using a "scratch and sniff" book for next semester. That could be interesting.

That makes more sense then a pop-up book. Like Jibbs said, why do "you" need a pop-up book?

[Tardumb]

*at sign-up sheet*

A..what?

*scratches out name..puts TyRoss*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
That makes more sense then a pop-up book. Like Jibbs said, why do "you" need a pop-up book? *smack*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
*at sign-up sheet*

A..what?

*scratches out name..puts TyRoss* Actually, Ty is the co-instructor for this course.

[Tardumb]

Damnit!

...

Can we eat in class?

[Rogue]

If it's crackers.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Damnit!

...

Can we eat in class? Ummmm.......no. But, I'll make an exception for you. Hell no.

[JBond]

We have plenty of crackers around here.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Ummmm.......no. But, I'll make an exception for you. Hell no.

*mumbles maniacal words followed by a maniacal laugh...then maniacally craps inside Frizzo's desk*

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
We have plenty of crackers around here.

Sir, that is a racist comment and I am offended. I feel it necessary to report you to a proper authority on the boards. Mirko, could you please ban this person? ;)

[Rogue]

How does one maniacally crap?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
*mumbles maniacal words followed by a maniacal laugh...then maniacally craps inside Frizzo's desk* *Frizzo sits down at his desk and reaches inside one of the drawers to get out a piece of chalk*

Hey....what the.....aw. Damnit.:(

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Frizzo sits down at his desk and reaches inside one of the drawers to get out a piece of chalk*

Hey....what the.....aw. Damnit.:(
don't worry, be happy, and throw it at him now, do do do do do do do dodo (cause that's what it is)
i'm sleepy......

[JBond]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Sir, that is a racist comment and I am offended. I feel it necessary to report you to a proper authority on the boards. Mirko, could you please ban this person? ;)

Not what I meant ;)

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Rogue
How does one maniacally crap?

While laughing?

Really now, who laughs while they're taking a load off?

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Tardumb
While laughing?

Really now, who laughs while they're taking a load off?

Frizzo, skink, Bond, and Moe cannot answer this question...

[Rogue]

I was asking you, I didn't know.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
While laughing?

Really now, who laughs while they're taking a load off? *Frizzo raises his hand*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Frizzo, skink, Bond, and Moe cannot answer this question... Well, nevermind then. :p

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Frizzo raises his hand*

Damn, there's always a class-clown ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Damn, there's always a class-clown ;) Well, not always...this clown was gone for a while. ;) http://uv3.homestead.com/files/frizzo8.gif

[Rogue]

Did you mean assclown?

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well, not always...this clown was gone for a while. ;) http://uv3.homestead.com/files/frizzo8.gif

Oh yeah..thanks for reminding me! *kicks Frizzo in the shin*

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Rogue
Did you mean assclown?

Priceless, truly priceless considering who it was coming from. :applaud:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Did you mean assclown? No...but I did have a cellmate once that called me that. Of course, he also called me "Susan"

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Frizzo, skink, Bond, and Moe cannot answer this question...

You have no idea what kind of strange looks I get when I leave a men's room.

[Rogue]

So I can't make that joke, Moe? ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Oh yeah..thanks for reminding me! *kicks Frizzo in the shin* Bastard!

*smacks Tar on the head with a lead-lined rubber chicken*

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Bastard!

*smacks Tar on the head with a lead-lined rubber chicken*

*lays on floor drooling*

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Rogue
So I can't make that joke, Moe? ;)

Go ahead, it's funnier coming out of a southern girl's mouth.

And this is where Madness would make a comment about putting something in a southern girl's mouth. But I would never stoop that low. :nono:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
*lays on floor drooling* *Scrounges his body for lose change. Then he kicks him. Hard.*

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Go ahead, it's funnier coming out of a southern girl's mouth.

And this is where Madness would make a comment about putting something in a southern girl's mouth. But I would never stoop that low. :nono:


Haha, ahhh the good ol' days are back! :D I'm so glad ya'll came back!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Scrounges his body for lose change. Then he kicks him. Hard.*

*presses button*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
*presses button* What the hell is that?

[Rogue]

Oh ****! He pushed the button!! *runs like hell but trips on her way out*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
And this is where Madness would make a comment about putting something in a southern girl's mouth. But I would never stoop that low. :nono:

Clever. You got to make the joke, but somehow pin it on Madness ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
What the hell is that?

I think he turned up the thermostat

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
What the hell is that?

eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

437 rabid, starved baboons to be exact..

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
Clever. You got to make the joke, but somehow pin it on Madness ;)

Those jokes are beneath me. I have morals you know.

*starts whistling and walks away*

[Rogue]

*pulls out the 300 bananas* Here we go again! Can't you control the damn things Tardumb?! :rolleyes:

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Rogue
*pulls out the 300 bananas* Here we go again! Can't you control the damn things Tardumb?! :rolleyes:

I could..

But really now, who would want it any other way?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

437 rabid, starved baboons to be exact.. Aw crap. Hold on a sec...........HEY GUYS! GET YER ASSES OVER HERE!!!

*438 midgets come to the rescue*

Thats more like it.

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Aw crap. Hold on a sec...........HEY GUYS! GET YER ASSES OVER HERE!!!

*438 midgets come to the rescue*

Thats more like it.

Great, now the midgets are humping the baboons and there's one left over humping my leg. Little help.

[Rogue]

*finds her leg being humped by Louie* Damnit, Frizzo..get this little man a midget hooker sometime!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
*finds her leg being humped by Louie* Damnit, Frizzo..get this little man a midget hooker sometime! He's been through every hooker in town. They don't want to do business with him anymore.

[Rogue]

My leg is starting to hurt..can you pry him off or something? ;)

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Great, now the midgets are humping the baboons and there's one left over humping my leg. Little help.

Damn baboons :(

Should've stuck with spider monkeys....

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Rogue
My leg is starting to hurt..can you pry him off or something? ;)

I could hump your arm, that would probably take the focus off of your leg.

[Rogue]

Help..someone! Anyone!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
I could hump your arm, that would probably take the focus off of your leg.

I could cut out your eyes, that would take off the focus

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Rogue
My leg is starting to hurt..can you pry him off or something? ;)

Your leg? What about my poor baboons!? :(

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
My leg is starting to hurt..can you pry him off or something? ;) I've actually learned that its best if you just don't fight and just let him finish. It gets over quicker that way.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Your leg? What about my poor baboons!? :(

The baboons can reproduce. Screw the baboons! I'm worried about my leg!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Your leg? What about my poor baboons!? :( Thats what you get for tangling with The Clown. http://uv3.homestead.com/files/frizzo8.gif

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
I could cut out your eyes, that would take off the focus

What? Was it something I said?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
The baboons can reproduce. Screw the baboons! I'm worried about my leg! Screw the baboons? I think thats what he's worried about.....;)

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I've actually learned that its best if you just don't fight and just let him finish. It gets over quicker that way.

Almost sounds like the Eddie quote from Christmas Vacation.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Screw the baboons? I think thats what he's worried about.....;)


You're incorrigible clown!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Almost sounds like the Eddie quote from Christmas Vacation. Hey, you're right. I haven't seen that movie in a while.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
What? Was it something I said?

Hmm, probably. I don't start attacking for no reason unless I'm really board

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
You're incorrigible clown! Awwwww...you remembered. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Hmm, probably. I don't start attacking for no reason unless I'm really board Which is most of the time.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Thats what you get for tangling with The Clown. http://uv3.homestead.com/files/frizzo8.gif

Apes will triumph one day!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Awwwww...you remembered. ;)

I'm hurt. :( You thought I'd forget! :waa:

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
Hmm, probably. I don't start attacking for no reason unless I'm really board

What, you feel like a plank right now? Or is that some new slang for being excited? I stick to the traditional "wood", but I guess you kids use "board".

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Which is most of the time.

Basically, today's an exception.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Apes will triumph one day! They shall never triumph over midgets.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
I'm hurt. :( You thought I'd forget! :waa: Awww...I never thought you forgot..its just always nice to be reminded. You know how my ego is. ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

Apes? Midgets? Who cares, as long as they buy the booze.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Basically, today's an exception. Well, thats because I'm here. ;)

[Rogue]

The midgets are tough, especially that little Louie! (He has a cameo in my fan fic I haven't posted. ;))

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Apes? Midgets? Who cares, as long as they buy the booze. I know the midgets won't have a problem with that.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
The midgets are tough, especially that little Louie! (He has a cameo in my fan fic I haven't posted. ;)) Damn straight!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
They shall never triumph over midgets.

We'll see...

[Rogue]

Actually it's crooked.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I know the midgets won't have a problem with that.

Bu-But, the apes can bring the fruit salad...!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Rogue
Actually it's crooked.

haha! :D

Poor Louie ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Actually it's crooked.

*Waits for Frizzo to comment*

[Rogue]

HA! Whoops..me and my big mouth.

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Rogue
HA! Whoops..me and my big mouth.

That's what she said....*cricket noises*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Actually it's crooked. Well, it was fine until a few months ago. He accidentally slammed it in the door of a cab in a pantless, drunken stupor. It caused a lot of nerve damage. And me being the good friend that I am, tease him about it every chance I get!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
That's what she said....*cricket noises*

*ribbet*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Bu-But, the apes can bring the fruit salad...! Hmmmm...sounds like a plan, monkey-boy.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
That's what she said....*cricket noises*


:o I have to be more careful what I say around here.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
*Waits for Frizzo to comment* Well, thanks for your patience. ;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well, it was fine until a few months ago. He accidentally slammed it in the door of a cab in a pantless, drunken stupor. It caused a lot of nerve damage. And me being the good friend that I am, tease him about it every chance I get!


Awww..poor Little Louie!! *pats him on the head*

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by Rogue
:o I have to be more careful what I say around here.

He...The...Damn, can't turn it into sexual innuendo. :cool:

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
*ribbet*

*mæ*

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Hmmmm...sounds like a plan, monkey-boy.

Hey, just because you were gone for 2 months and come back all the sudden, doesn't mean you can still call me monkey-boy!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
He...The...Damn, can't turn it into sexual innuendo. :cool:


Put a little effort into it, I'm sure you can if you try hard enough. :p

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Rogue
Awww..poor Little Louie!! *pats him on the head*

He's umm...still humping your leg...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Hey, just because you were gone for 2 months and come back all the sudden, doesn't mean you can still call me monkey-boy! It doesn't? Damn. Can I still call you *****?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well, thanks for your patience. ;)

You bet....so what took you so damn long! Tardumb beat you to it!!

*Fears he's causing more trouble*

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Tardumb
He's umm...still humping your leg...

Well, the Midget Master said to let him finish, there's no stopping him now. I'll just have to go take a hot shower when he's done so I won't feel all icky.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
You bet....so what took you so damn long! Tardumb beat you to it!!

*Fears he's causing more trouble* Quiet you!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Put a little effort into it, I'm sure you can if you try hard enough. :p

Uh heh, yeah, a little effort is all he can put "into it"....

And so I demonstrate the value of not trying to hard to make a sexual innuendo.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Well, the Midget Master said to let him finish, there's no stopping him now. I'll just have to go take a hot shower when he's done so I won't feel all icky. Believe me, by the time he finishes, even if you shower, you'll still feel icky for the rest of your life. He did the same thing to me once back in '92, and look at me now. :(

[Moe Szyslak]

Originally posted by JBond
Uh heh, yeah, a little effort is all he can put "into it"....

And so I demonstrate the value of not trying to hard to make a sexual innuendo.

Yeah, there's been nothing hard about you as long as I've known you.

Yeah, it can be easy.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Believe me, by the time he finishes, even if you shower, you'll still feel icky for the rest of your life. He did the same thing to me once back in '92, and look at me now. :(


Well, I feel sorry for the poor little guy. He gets no love! No love, I tell ya. He's resorted to humping legs again. :nono: You've put your name of Midget Master and the rest of us to shame, Frizzo! You should treat your midgets better.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
You bet....so what took you so damn long! Tardumb beat you to it!!

*Fears he's causing more trouble*

Only helping prove the point that monkeys are better than midgets...

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Yeah, there's been nothing hard about you as long as I've known you.

Yeah, it can be easy.


Oh my, I don't even want to know, do I?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Well, I feel sorry for the poor little guy. He gets no love! No love, I tell ya. He's resorted to humping legs again. :nono: You've put your name of Midget Master and the rest of us to shame, Frizzo! You should treat your midgets better. Hey, I treat them the way the want to be treated! They like to be beated..punted..kicked....mauled in many ways....basically, they like it really really rough.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Moe Szyslak
Yeah, there's been nothing hard about you as long as I've known you.

Yeah, it can be easy.

Yeah, he is really easy, but that's no reason to tease him for it...

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
You should treat your midgets better.

Yeah like stop forcing them to make wallets.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Yeah, he is really easy, but that's no reason to tease him for it...

So, are you speaking from experience? :p

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Hey, I treat them the way the want to be treated! They like to be beated..punted..kicked....mauled in many ways....basically, they like it really really rough.

Everyone does every now and then, but you can't go on treating them this way! It's just cruel!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Yeah like stop forcing them to make wallets. Hey, you said you liked those wallets. You didn't complain when you got one for Christmas last year!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Everyone does every now and then, but you can't go on treating them this way! It's just cruel! Its not cruel....its just Monday!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Hey, you said you liked those wallets. You didn't complain when you got one for Christmas last year!

...I don't know what you're talking about.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Its not cruel....its just Monday!


Monday all month? All year? :p

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Rogue
So, are you speaking from experience? :p

I think I'll leave this one up in the air ;)

[Rogue]

Everything else is up in the air, why not. ;)

[JBond]

I did not have relations with that man.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
I did not have relations with that man.

Swear on the Bible!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Swear on the Bible!


Ooooo it burns!! :waa:

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Swear on the Bible!

That's not a bible, that's a TV guide!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
That's not a bible, that's a TV guide!

*looks* Well...pretend!

Swear on Crowe!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
*looks* Well...pretend!

Swear on Crowe!

*slaps Tardumb*

[Rogue]

No, swear on Clapton 'cause he's the closest thing you'll get. ;)

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
*slaps Tardumb*

*deep breath*

I deserved that...thanks....

[Rogue]

Don't make me ban you from the hot tub!

[JBond]

Someone say "ban"?

[Rogue]

Yes. No hot tub for you!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
Someone say "ban"?

Get your finger off the clicker you banaholic!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Get your finger off the clicker you banaholic!

Be quiet! I'll ban you! I WILL!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
Be quiet! I'll ban you! I WILL!

Do it! I dare ya! I triple-dog dare ya!!

[Tardumb]

.....

Chicken.....

[JBond]

Uh, there, I did it for 30 seconds.

[TyRoss]

(Ty comes in and takes a quick look around)

This is the new class huh. I see you've already started lesson one "Midget Humping and how to deal with it"

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by TyRoss
(Ty comes in and takes a quick look around)

This is the new class huh. I see you've already started lesson one "Midget Humping and how to deal with it" Yeah, but I'm not sure if they've quite got the lesson down yet. Maybe I should assign some homework.

[TyRoss]

Is that homework or "homework".

[Frizzo the Clown]

In this case, I think it may be a bit of both.

[Elizabeth]

I still remember the time I gave Frizzo some "reconstructive" face surgery that turned out kinda messy and then I knocked an open bottle of peroxide on him. It was my trick elbow... :rolleyes: :funny: yeah. Gravity sorta took over from there with the peroxide and let me tell ya, I didn't know if Frizz was in pain from the peroxide, or from the lack of an anesthetic, or if he was just constipated! :hehe: It did make for quite an interesting show! :applaud: I bet you still have the scars to prove it!

[kryptonian_boy]

I remember when "Frizzo Sucks:Part Deux" was the most popular thread in the "Matrix" threads. Then someone had to close it! I miss telling Frizzo how much he sucks!:( :clown: :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
I still remember the time I gave Frizzo some "reconstructive" face surgery that turned out kinda messy and then I knocked an open bottle of peroxide on him. It was my trick elbow... :rolleyes: :funny: yeah. Gravity sorta took over from there with the peroxide and let me tell ya, I didn't know if Frizz was in pain from the peroxide, or from the lack of an anesthetic, or if he was just constipated! :hehe: It did make for quite an interesting show! :applaud: I bet you still have the scars to prove it! Oh yes. Physical and mental. Fortunatley, the make-up covers up some of them.

[Elizabeth]

*squirts Frizzo's face with a seltzer bottle* Oh look, there's some more scars. Oooo, there's the scar that looks like a rabid midget! :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
*squirts Frizzo's face with a seltzer bottle* Oh look, there's some more scars. Oooo, there's the scar that looks like a rabid midget! :D Yeah. You see this one here?

*points to one on his left cheek*

That one was made when I got my head stuck in the muffler of a lawn mower engine. Now, I'm sure you're thinking, "how the hell did you get your head in the muffler of a lawn mower," but the truth is, getting my head in there was easy. It was getting it out that was a *****. Hence the scar.

[kryptonian_boy]

Frizzo, I'm feeling nostalgic. I just wonder whether it's better to open a new "Frizzo Sucks" thread, or if we should all just tell you how much you suck in every other thread. Wouldn't want you to not feel special again, after all!;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
Frizzo, I'm feeling nostalgic. I just wonder whether it's better to open a new "Frizzo Sucks" thread, or if we should all just tell you how much you suck in every other thread. Wouldn't want you to not feel special again, after all!;) Actually...for the record, it was me that closed the thread. Shortly before I left, but not because I was leaving. I'm sure I could persuade someone to open it back up. ;)

[kryptonian_boy]

Either way, you still suck! You are the Supernova of su...no, maybe I should save it. Just in case!;)

[Rogue]

Supernova of sucking? (Where's Moe when you need him to make a sexual innuendo ;))

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Supernova of sucking? (Where's Moe when you need him to make a sexual innuendo ;))

Who says we need Moe to make a sexual innuendo, hello, James Bond here :p

[JBond]

*siiigh*

I remember this morning when Frizzo called me a loser, where does the time go...

[TyRoss]

I remember this morning when I called you a loser.... wait that was on AIM.... and you weren't supposed to know about it.... ummmmm I mean I called you a boozer. (whew pulled that oneout of the fire)

[kryptonian_boy]

The respect we have for each other in here is only equaled in history by the great respect that Nazi Germany had for the French.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
*siiigh*

I remember this morning when Frizzo called me a loser, where does the time go... Can I call you a loser again for old times sake?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Can I call you a loser again for old times sake?

Don't tease me, it just wouldn't be like it used to....well if you must.

Want me to open Frizzo Sucks?

[TyRoss]

I was thinking we should open it and move it to community

[kryptonian_boy]

Originally posted by JBond
Don't tease me, it just wouldn't be like it used to....well if you must.

Want me to open Frizzo Sucks?
Yes, please do that!:clown: :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Don't tease me, it just wouldn't be like it used to....well if you must.

Want me to open Frizzo Sucks? okay then. *ahem* LOSER!!!!!! Thank you.

Yeah, open it. I think theres a demand for it. Give the people what they want. More of the The Clown! http://uv3.homestead.com/files/frizzo8.gif ;)

[thebtskink]

This thread is so far off-topic I don't even know where to begin. :applaud:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by thebtskink
This thread is so far off-topic I don't even know where to begin. :applaud: You can just talk about me....thats what everyone else is doing. ;)

[TyRoss]

Say remember that time when Olorin....

Oh wait right

Frizzo

[Frizzo the Clown]

Yes yes...good. Keep it up....;)

[TyRoss]

Then there was this one time at Frizzo band camp ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Then there was this one time at Frizzo band camp ;) I stuck a rubber chicken up my wazoo!

[TyRoss]

You have a wazoo?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Yeah, its kinda like a kazoo, except not as musical. Well, maybe after some Taco Bell.....

[TyRoss]

Wait so you have a kazoo up your wazoo?

[Frizzo the Clown]

You know...I'm not quite sure....you wanna take a look for me?

*Frizzo unhooks his clown suspenders, drops his pants and points his ass towards Ty. A strange noise is coming from it*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
You know...I'm not quite sure....you wanna take a look for me?

*Frizzo unhooks his clown suspenders, drops his pants and points his ass towards Ty. A strange noise is coming from it*
*i cover my nose as soon as i walk into here*
great....i come in here and then someone cuts the cheese
*walks out*

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
You know...I'm not quite sure....you wanna take a look for me?

*Frizzo unhooks his clown suspenders, drops his pants and points his ass towards Ty. A strange noise is coming from it*

Ummmm IBEN WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Ummmm IBEN WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

Assistance! Har har har!

[TyRoss]

Personally I always thought Pixi had very nice CS mammaries... or wait that says memories... never mind.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Wait so you have a kazoo up your wazoo?

Is this a variation on talking out of your ass?

[JBond]

Actually that's how they play the kazoo in uh...Mongolia.

[Elizabeth]

Speaking from experience, Jibbs? ;)

[JBond]

No..uh...I have a pen pal in Mongolia.

[TyRoss]

I thought your pen pal was in prison?

[Elizabeth]

Why do I not believe you? ;) :funny:

[Rogue]

Originally posted by TyRoss
I thought your pen pal was in prison?

And you know this because...? :eek:

[TyRoss]

He told me.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Ummmm IBEN WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!!! I already asked her. Apparently, she wants to go no where near it.

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I already asked her. Apparently, she wants to go no where near it.

and...lets face it...who wouldnt

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
You can just talk about me....thats what everyone else is doing. ;)

So do you remember that time with that poster impersonating Fabio?

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Say remember that time when Olorin....

Oh wait right

Frizzo

Oh damn. Someone already made that joke.