A Song

[Hobbit Girl]

OOOOOOOOH
Hobbit Girl's the bestest
She's better than the rest is
Hobbit Girl
Hobbit Girl
Hobbit Giiiiiiirl

H is for Hobbit
O is for oh yes
B is not for Bobbett
B is for the best
I is for I-mazing
T is for the tops

Girl is cuz I'm a chick
My greatness never stops!

Hobbit Girl
Hobbit Girl
Hobbit Giiiiiiiiiirl!!

::and the crowd goes wild::

[Hobbit Girl]

For my next number, a little ditty I wrote to celebrate the glorious of me

Hooooooray
For Hobbit Girl
Because she really rocks

Hooooooray
For Hobbit Girl
Because she's wearing yellow socks

Hooooooray
For Hobbit Girl
Though she's rather small

Hooooooray
For Hobbit Girl
She's not tall at aaaaaaaaaall!

HOORAY!

[Hobbit Girl]

And for my last number of the evening---The Good Night Hobbit Girl Song


Goooood Night
Hobbit Girl
Goooood Night
To Theeeeeeeee

When you sleep tight
Hobbit Girl
In your bed
Please don't Peeeeeeee

Say your Prayers
Hobbit Girl
if in God
You Belieeeeeeve

Now, to your Lair
Hobbit Girl
Its now time
To leeeeeeeave



GOOD NIGHT CS! We LOVE Yooooooou!!!!!!!!!

[Empusae]

LoL thank you for that. . .

And here is a song i made up for frizzo. . . Sung to the tune of the theme for flipper.

They call him Frizzo, Frizzo, finder of porn,
No-one you see, has more midgets than he,
And we know that Frizzo, lives in a world full of Danish,
Sitting there-behind, the big screen!
Everyone fears what they may see,
With someone as perverted as he,
Tricks he will do when anyone is near,
And how we all scream and the thoughts that appear!
They call him Frizzo, Frizzo, finder of porn,
No-one you see, has more midgets than he,
And we know that Frizzo, lives in a world full of Danish,
Sitting there-behind, the big screen!

heres the real song
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

[JBond]

....

Go JBond?

[Kitty]

HYPER
HYPER
HYPER
that's what pepsi makes me so
HYPER
HYPER
HYPER
that's what pepsi makes me.
i like drinking it
because it makes me hyper
don't ask why i typed this out
because i was really bored so
HYPER
HYPER
HYPER
that's what pepsi makes me so
HYPER
HYPER
HYPER
that's what pepsi makes me.

:D:D:D

[JBond]

There once was a man from Nantucket

...I uh, can't think of how the rest goes. It seems whenever this wonderful song is started it gets stopped before it gets any further. I wanna know about the man from Nantucket!!!!

[Hobbit Girl]

My songs are still the bestest :) Just like MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[PlayingGod]

Mines Better...

PlayingGod's Theme Song... (http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Sounds/spam_song.au)

[JPL]

Write a song for me, Eva. :)

[JPL]

Originally posted by JBond
There once was a man from Nantucket

...I uh, can't think of how the rest goes. It seems whenever this wonderful song is started it gets stopped before it gets any further. I wanna know about the man from Nantucket!!!!

Let's just say the song about him is greatly exaggerated. ;) :) Ask Eva sometime, she knows it perfect. :)

[bbf2]

b is for bbf2
b is also for bbf2
f is for f2
2 is for 2

[JBond]

Originally posted by bbf2
b is for bbf2
b is also for bbf2
f is for f2
2 is for 2

You are smart....

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Empusae
LoL thank you for that. . .

And here is a song i made up for frizzo. . . Sung to the tune of the theme for flipper.

They call him Frizzo, Frizzo, finder of porn,
No-one you see, has more midgets than he,
And we know that Frizzo, lives in a world full of Danish,
Sitting there-behind, the big screen!
Everyone fears what they may see,
With someone as perverted as he,
Tricks he will do when anyone is near,
And how we all scream and the thoughts that appear!
They call him Frizzo, Frizzo, finder of porn,
No-one you see, has more midgets than he,
And we know that Frizzo, lives in a world full of Danish,
Sitting there-behind, the big screen!

heres the real song


Hahaha....that's classic!!!

[Kitty]

K is for Kuddly cute ^_^
I is for In a state of hyperness
T is for Truly "unique"
T is for Terribly average smart
Y is for Y don't u read the other songs already?

[bbf2]

Forum specific...hell, these aren't songs, but whatever

J is for James Bond, a forum he doesn't moderate but I'm using it anyway
B is for Bond, James Bond
O is for Octopussy
N is for Never say Never Again
D is for Dr. No

b is for Beast
b is for Bobby Drake
f is for Famke Janssen
2 is for 2 movies have the X-Men

R is for R2-D2
O is for Obi Wan
B is for Binks, Jar Jar
I is for Ian McDiarmid
X is for X-Wing

O is for One Ring
L is for Legolas
O is for...uh...Olorin
R is for Rings
I is for Ian McKellen
N is for Nazgul

D is for Dunst, Kirsten
O is for Osborn
O is for Octopus, Dr.
M is for Mary Jane
S is for Spider Man
D is for Dafoe, Willem
A is for Aunt May
Y is for Y doesn't anything start with Y?

[Hank Scorpio]

Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth. Beware of Scorpio! His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world and his employee's health.

He'll welcome you into his lair, Like the nobleman welcomes his guest, with free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest.

But beware of his generous pensions, plus three weeks paid vacation each year, and on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer.

He loves German beer!

[bbf2]

I is for I am magic or whatever
B is for Black, Sirius
E is for EVIL! (which Harry Potter is according to some)
N is for Neville

F is for Fishburne, Lawrence
R is for Reeves, Keanu
I is for "I'll take the red pill"
Z is for Zion
Z is for Zee
O is for Oracle

K is for Kill (which Bond has a Licence to do)
Y is for Your Eyes Only
L is for Living Daylights
E is for Eeeeeeeee!

[TyRoss]

Should I bring back the banning song???

Here's one for Jibbs (sung to the tune of Video Killed the Radio Star)

I met you on the internet and it is true
That all these people have come to rely on you
If they are young it doesn't stop you coming through

(oh-a-oh)

You've started threds where can all go be silly
And with your fan fics started much hilarity
And fixed up any little problems we could see

(oh-a-oh)

He's from Wisconsin

(oh-a-oh)

And women want him

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
An Aston Martin is your car

(oh-a-a-a-ohhh)

And now he tries to live a normal life you know
But then he's called to duty and he has to go
To fight some evil upon this CS board

(oh-a-oh)

He'll edit spammers

(oh-a-oh)

In his pajamas

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
His great deeds span near and far
He got rid of LOTR

(oh-a-a-a-ohhh)
(oh-a-a-a-ohhh)

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
Pachisi skills are up to par
He's won his fair share so far
His reputation does not mar
Hes truly gone and set the bar

(ooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh community moooooooooooood)
(ooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh community moooooooooooood)

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod

(repeat to fade)

[Rogue]

That was great!!

[bbf2]

B is for Bugs Bunny
E is for Eyes...Snake Eyes
E is for Escflowne
M is for Mickey Mouse
A is for Anime
N is for Natasha
B is for Beavis and Butthead
O is for Optimus Prime
N is for Namek-sei
E is for Eraser, which you occasionally have to use when animating!

L is for Lost One (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6481)
I is for I'm Looking for a Cast (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1616)
N is for New fanfic (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6226[/url)
K is for "Klown" is "Clown" spelled wrong

P is for Photo Gallery!
S is for Shakira
Y is for Y does his name have to have a "Y" in it?
L is for Ladies
E is for Elizabeth Hurley
N is for Natalie Portman
T is for Tara Reid

S is for Soundtracks
K is for KoRn
I is for Infected Mushroom
N is for Nelly
K is for, uh, KoRn again

A is for Angel
E is for ER
O is for Oz
N is for Night Court
-
D is for Dukes of Hazzard, yee haw
E is for Everybody Loves Raymond
A is for Alias
T is for Twilight Zone
H is for Hogan's Heroes

[Hobbit Girl]

Hey now this is not the Acros Game thread

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
Hey now this is not the Acros Game thread

Well, sing as you read it!

[Empusae]

Originally posted by Knerys


Hahaha....that's classic!!!

Thank you !!!!

[todd philip]

oooooooooooooooohhhh

todd is so freakin sexy
if i where a woman i
would shag him rotten
baby, yaaaaaaaaaaa



la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la



todd is so damn sexy
i like to watch him dance
naked, i like to rub hot
peanut butter on his chest



la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la


the end!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitty]

rriiiiiggghhhhttt ;):D

[bbf2]

Todd is creeping me out. He wants to shag himself, likes to watch himself dance naked, and wants to rub peanut butter all over himself. I guess he's a self-o-sexual or something.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by bbf2
Todd is creeping me out. He wants to shag himself, likes to watch himself dance naked, and wants to rub peanut butter all over himself. I guess he's a self-o-sexual or something.
lol! ^_^

[todd philip]

Originally posted by bbf2
Todd is creeping me out. He wants to shag himself, likes to watch himself dance naked, and wants to rub peanut butter all over himself. I guess he's a self-o-sexual or something.


LOL!!

no, its just a song dedicated to my sexyness! ;) :p

[Hobbit Girl]

self-o-sexual?

[TyRoss]

One for Rogue (sung to the tune of Robbie Williams - Angel)

She sits away
Playing cheesi
And shes doing great

And does she know
The things that she is called
By those she knows

Cause I have beeen told
That her nicknames
Must be hundred fold

So when I see her in the day
What name do I relay
It's confusing I must say
I'll just pick one thats ok

She goes by Rogue
But Jibbs will call her Tangy
And Dewdrop by her famly
And thats just the start you all
She's got a whole ton more
Like T-Bird evidently
Belle, Isis and Dee Dee
And more I don't recall
But I don't use these
I call her Angel instead

And throughout the week
As this Southern Belle
I chance to meet

We'll fool around
No not like that you've
Got a dirty mind

And as her nicknames grow
There'll be less that I know
But when all is said
There's only one in my head

She goes by Rogue
But Jibbs will call her Tangy
And Dewdrop by her famly
Thats just the start you all
She's got a whole ton more
Like T-Bird evidently
Belle, Isis and Dee Dee
And more I don't recall
But I don't use these
I call her Angel instead

(repeat)

[JBond]

Hehe, very nice

[Rogue]

Whoo hoo! I got my own song..I like it! It's cute! :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Should I bring back the banning song???

Here's one for Jibbs (sung to the tune of Video Killed the Radio Star)

I met you on the internet and it is true
That all these people have come to rely on you
If they are young it doesn't stop you coming through

(oh-a-oh)

You've started threds where can all go be silly
And with your fan fics started much hilarity
And fixed up any little problems we could see

(oh-a-oh)

He's from Wisconsin

(oh-a-oh)

And women want him

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
An Aston Martin is your car

(oh-a-a-a-ohhh)

And now he tries to live a normal life you know
But then he's called to duty and he has to go
To fight some evil upon this CS board

(oh-a-oh)

He'll edit spammers

(oh-a-oh)

In his pajamas

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
His great deeds span near and far
He got rid of LOTR

(oh-a-a-a-ohhh)
(oh-a-a-a-ohhh)

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
Pachisi skills are up to par
He's won his fair share so far
His reputation does not mar
Hes truly gone and set the bar

(ooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh community moooooooooooood)
(ooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh community moooooooooooood)

JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod
JBond is the community mod

(repeat to fade) Haha..damn..now that was funny!

[TyRoss]

Well glad you liked it so much because here's yours Frizzo (although Empusae's was great) (sung to the tune of "Always on my Mind" - Pet Shop Boys)

Maybe I treat the midgets
Little worse than I should
Maybe I've lots of makeup
But not as much as I could
But theres one thing I'll never be
At any day or time
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Maybe I beheaded Ronald
The world will never know
And unless you'd like to join him
Don't call me Marcel Marceau
Cause while I may have a white face
I am nothing of the kind
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Tell me.
Tell me when my Danish is online.
Give me.
Hidden porn in minutes I can find.
I can find.

I may obsess over breasts
I've got boobies on my mind
But i am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Tell me.
Where one is then he should go and hide
Give me.
Something with which to poke out his eyes.

I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Maybe I am a hitman
And a pervert clown to boot
Maybe I'll find a mime now
And introduce him to my foot
Maybe I treat the midgets
Little worse than is kind
But unless you have a death wish
Don't call me a freakin' mime

[Rogue]

Haha! Classic!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Well glad you liked it so much because here's yours Frizzo (although Empusae's was great) (sung to the tune of "Always on my Mind" - Pet Shop Boys)

Maybe I treat the midgets
Little worse than I should
Maybe I've lots of makeup
But not as much as I could
But theres one thing I'll never be
At any day or time
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Maybe I beheaded Ronald
The world will never know
And unless you'd like to join him
Don't call me Marcel Marceau
Cause while I may have a white face
I am nothing of the kind
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Tell me.
Tell me when my Danish is online.
Give me.
Hidden porn in minutes I can find.
I can find.

I may obsess over breasts
I've got boobies on my mind
But i am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Tell me.
Where one is then he should go and hide
Give me.
Something with which to poke out his eyes.

I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime
I am not a freakin' mime

Maybe I am a hitman
And a pervert clown to boot
Maybe I'll find a mime now
And introduce him to my foot
Maybe I treat the midgets
Little worse than is kind
But unless you have a death wish
Don't call me a freakin' mime Now that is comedic gold!

[Iben]

hehe...very good Ty :D

[TyRoss]

Oh good Iben... you're next.

(sung to the tune of Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer)



The modems on
And you're now moored
You're signed
Onto the boards
You're in sweats
Your fingers ache
Just one PM
Is all it takes

You don't sleep
Forget to eat
There's no doubt
You're in deep
Try as you might
To fight the need
You feel the urge
Just like you breathe

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
Closer to the truth to say you cant get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to posts

You go reply
To all you read
Posting at
Fantastic speed
You passed 5k
In record time
You tamed the clown
He didn't mind

His one track mind
Then became two
One track for you
And one for boobs
If not for
The time zones
You'd pass Jbond
And take his throne

You've taken to this place like butter on toast, oh yeah
One day you'll come visit us on this eastern coast
Although you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to posts

Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts

If someone calls
Holland your home
They're gonna sing
Soprano
You've got red hair
And you're a Dane
Withount you here
It's not the same

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
To tell you the truth we think that you are the most
Although you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to posts

Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts

(repeat to fade)

[Empusae]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Oh good Iben... you're next.

(sung to the tune of Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer)


I shall not make another song again as i am surpased by the master.

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Empusae


I shall not make another song again as i am surpased by the master.

Oh no please do yours was excellent.

[Tardumb]

Haha, they've all been awe-friggin-some! Can't wait to see more!

[tyler_durden]

I can't really post the song about me here. It would probably get me banned.:rolleyes: ;)

[TyRoss]

While we're at it here's one for rOb.

(Sung to the tune of "Fat Lip" - Sum 41)


Hangin' out on CS like I do every evenin'
Postin' 'bout some movies lookin' forward to seein'
Kevin Smith
And Lucas
Many others by name
Went to see Clockwork Orange and I thought it was lame

Well movies are my life I'm even going to film school
Playing with the cameras, writing scripts it's just so cool
I'm getting awesome grades
But when I take a break
I'm not just gonna post for posting's sake

And so when I go online
I'm gonna post about movies not community
And if I'm so inclined
I'll go and I will find nude pics of my Natalie
They'll be found.

'Cause I want to

Write a great film and then have her be the star
But I guess in the meantime I'll have to look from afar
But Ep three
And DD
Will help fill all my days
I'll hype them up here 'till they are all the rage

Well I'm one of the few people who enjoyed Phantom Menace
Amidala's great she looks so fine in that headress
I hope in number three
We'll finally get to see
Why Qui Gon didn't fade out in the end

But when I go out online
I wanna post about movies not community
And if I'm so inclined
I'll go and I will find nude pics of my Natalie
They'll be found

Don't count on me
To post in spam threads
Don't count on me
I'd sooner be dead
Don't count on me
It's not my mission
Don't count on me
To go post fishin'

Ahhhh DD's gonna kick some @$$
Despite of Michael Clarke Duncan
The forum may be gone but I'll hype it all the more
Get any news I can and then post it on the boards
I'll be standing in line
On opening day
With a drink in my hand
And a grin on my face
Now I have the notion
Of mammoth proportion
That it wont be a film having me in contortions

But when I go out online
I wanna post about movies not community
And if I'm so inclined
I'll go and I will find nude pics of my Natalie
They'll be found

(When I go online)

Post movies not community.

(If I'm so inclined)

Find nude pics of my Natalie

They'll be found

[rObix]

bahahahahahaha.

[Tardumb]

Haha! That one's my new favorite...Way to go Ty

[Iben]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Oh good Iben... you're next.

(sung to the tune of Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer)



The modems on
And you're now moored
You're signed
Onto the boards
You're in sweats
Your fingers ache
Just one PM
Is all it takes

You don't sleep
Forget to eat
There's no doubt
You're in deep
Try as you might
To fight the need
You feel the urge
Just like you breathe

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
Closer to the truth to say you cant get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to posts

You go reply
To all you read
Posting at
Fantastic speed
You passed 5k
In record time
You tamed the clown
He didn't mind

His one track mind
Then became two
One track for you
And one for boobs
If not for
The time zones
You'd pass Jbond
And take his throne

You've taken to this place like butter on toast, oh yeah
One day you'll come visit us on this eastern coast
Although you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to posts

Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts

If someone calls
Holland your home
They're gonna sing
Soprano
You've got red hair
And you're a Dane
Withount you here
It's not the same

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
To tell you the truth we think that you are the most
Although you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to posts

Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it you're addicted to posts

(repeat to fade) LOL!.....I like! :D

[TyRoss]

And now a Hymn for Mirko

(Sung to the tune of Madonna's "Like A Prayer")

Mod

The CS diety
This site his servers host
I hear him call my name
And I must go
Post

When the sites insane
You know he'll be right there
Working behind the scenes
So we don't pull our hair
In the midnight hours
He'll come use his powers
E-mail him a prayer
And he will be right there

Most every day
He brings us news of movies
So we can say
Whats on the way
Looks amusing

He made the boards
Upon now I am posting
Oh praise the lord
He made the boards
He should be king

When the sites insane
You know he'll be right there
Working behind the scenes
So we don't pull our hair
In the midnight hours
He'll come use his powers
E-mail him a prayer
And he will be right there

He gives us links
To any trailer he sees
Lets buy him drinks he gave us links
So we could see

He's our new God
And we must do his bidding
He's not a fraud
Him we applaud
Now I'm ranting

When the sites insane
You know he'll be right there
Working behind the scenes
So we don't pull our hair
In the midnight hours
He'll come use his powers
E-mail him a prayer
And he will be right there

When the sites insane
You know he'll be right there
Working behind the scenes
So we don't pull our hair
In the midnight hours
He'll come use his powers
E-mail him a prayer
And he will be right there

The CS diety
Lets go make him a throne
Because he made this place
And it feels like home

Taking great care
He made it from thin air
What would our lives be
Withount this diety
Behind the scenes
From our computer screens
Inside his lair
We trust that he'll always be fair

(Inside his lair, He'll be real fair, He's like a diety)
(Inside his lair, He'll be real fair, He's like a diety)
(Inside his lair, He'll be real fair, He's like a diety)
(Inside his lair, He'll be real fair, He's like a diety)

Inside his lair
Of us he'll take good care
The Great One is he
The CS diety
Just like a dream
We'll support his whole team
Just send a prayer
And soon enough he will be there

(Just send a prayer, And he'll be there, The Great One is he)
(Just send a prayer, And he'll be there, The Great One is he)
(repeat to fade)

[TyRoss]

Hehe it was so good I double posted it.

[TyRoss]

A song for Madness (sung to the tune of the Rainbow Connection by Kermit J Frog)

Why are
There so many
People now headless
By this chainsaw at my side

Sure I
Have visions
Drug induced illusions
But now I have bodies to hide

So they were warned but refused to believe it
They've paid the price as you see
Someday we'll find it
The Madness connection
The bleeders
The screamers
And me

Who said
That your death wish
Would just be unanswered
I'll run you down with my car

You were
Just faking it
Well you shoulda thoughta that
Too late to turn back by far

Say I'm insane or some just call me crazy
It doesn't matter to me
Someday we'll find it
The Madness connection
The bleeders
The screamers
And me

Always I'm unleashing hell
They see me and then people panic

Have you
Been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I hear them calling my name

Is it
My concience
Or is it just Satan
The voices sound one and the same

I've heard them too many times to ignore it
It's just part of what makes me me
Someday we'll find it
The Madness connection
The bleeders
The screamers
And me

La da da de da da doo
La la da da da de da VROOOOOOOM

(sound of chainsaw starting and screaming)

[Frizzo the Clown]

A masterpiece!

[Iben]

yeah I agree, it's good.

[TyRoss]

For your enjoyment I re-post the banning song. (Originally posted after LOTR's banning and sung to the tune of "Never Had a Dream Come True" by S Club 7)


Everybody's got someone
They want to leave behind
Might be someone who's ok
But who bugs you over time

There's no use to advise or talk to him
Cause he doesn't seem to be listenin'
Oh he must go but still we must find ways to let him know

We never had a dream come true
Till the day that we banned you
And even though we all know that you're now gone
Your spelling is still scary
We never found the words to say
Thought your little act was really gay
And I know, no matter where life takes you to
We're just so glad we get to say adieu

If you had taken our advice
It might have all been fine
But now that road can never be
Cause you had to go and lose your mind

It's no use to come round back here again
We've all had enough of shenanigans
We tried to help you out but you just couldn't let it go

We never had a dream come true
Till the day that we banned you
Even though I hoped you would turn around
You didn't change your posting
If you had changed the words you say
Could have even been a mod someday
But your impatience seems to have won through
And now we will just have to say...

You'll always be so famous for your threads
Yes you will, say you will, you know you will now baby
Unfortunately all of them just fill us with dread

There's no use looking back or wonderin'
Cause we've just had enough of misspellin'
No matter what you try you're gonna have to say goodbye
No no no no

We never had a dream come true
Till the day that we banned you
Even though you must go now and move on
We'll still be here rejoycing
We never found your words ok
But bremanbee made us laugh one day
And you know no matter where life takes you to
We're just so glad to get to say...

We're just so glad to get to say
Adieu

[Tardumb]

Ha, did you just call LOTR 'baby'?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Ha, did you just call LOTR 'baby'?

Creative licence.

[thebtskink]

I like Madness's the best. Just imaginining that with Kermit's voice is great.

[TyRoss]

Well it appears it's time to do a song for me.

(Sung to the tune of "Only Time" by Enya (I knew there was a reason it was stuck in my head for the past 4 days))

Who gives off a golden glow
When his scotch's low
Only Ty

And which poster does the Hulk know
Not as a foe
Only Ty

(interlude: dee da days)

Who most loves Kristy Swanson
Not Charles Bronson
Only Ty

And who's comp is always turned on
If he's not gone
Only Ty

(dee da days)

Who in Frizzo's head pays rent
With cash he meant
To impart

And who will hear how your day went
With advice lent
From the heart

All lent
From the heart

(variation on dee da days)

Who writes tips so that newbs know
How this place goes
Only Ty

And who knows how his fan fic roves
Starring Frizzo
Only Ty

Who knows
Only Ty

Who Knows
Only Ty

[Frizzo the Clown]

Great stuff Ty. I love any song that mentions my name. ;)

[Rogue]

Good job, once again.

[TyRoss]

Today we sing about Tardumb (sung to the tune of Buddy Holly by Weezer)


Whats with these monkeys flinging their poo
Putting it into flight
What did we ever do to these guys
That we deserve this shight

Ooh ooh
But you know I'm lord
Ooh ooh
Of all of their kind
Ooh ooh
Apes and all Baboons

Ooh eee ooh I'm the King of all the monkeys
Oh oh and they're peeing on your floor
I don't care I'll just swing over it anyways
I don't care 'bout that

Frizzo's monkey's near
There's no need to fear
I'll take him down a peg
Give him bananas
Slip on the peels
And he's humping my leg

Ooh ooh
Cause you know I'm lord
Ooh ooh
Over monkey kind
Ooh ooh
I'll kick Tarzan's @$$

Ooh eee ooh I'm the King of all the monkeys
Oh oh and the keeper of their lore
I don't care 'cause they never listen anyways
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that

Bam bam knock down the door
Apes coming in now by the score
Oh no whatta we do
Just call me cause I'll save you
I'll come runnin' and I'll kick
Drive them all away with a pointed stick
What they gonna, what they gonna, what they gonna do
What they gonna do I am their King and lord

I like bananas

Ooh eee ooh I'm the King of all the monkeys
Oh oh they worship me as their lord
I don't care if they're howler lemur or an ape
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that

[Knerys]

Haha, I like!

[Tardumb]

Hahaha! Ty you are the frickin' MAN! That was fuggin' awesome! I love it dude! :D

[TyRoss]

Today's song deals with everyone's favorite cyber-vixen Pixi.

(Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead by Crash Test Dummies from the Dumb and Dumber sountrack)

Lets begin.

Little Pixiness
Came to town
Spreading wisdom to
Skinks and clowns
But she also had
Something more
Once she walked through the
PH doors

She went in and she said "Con-Air please
I'd like a job here is there anything you need"
Hooray for little Pixi
Oh pray for little Pixiness

Little Pixiness
Did her best
Started flirting and
Showed some breast
She was busy most
Every night
She'd walk in the bar
And all of the guys would start to fight

And she always knew just how to please
Be it body shots or just being a tease
Hooray for little Pixi
Oh Pray for little Pixiness

Little Pixiness
Was too good
She met Madness and
Gave him wood
So from then on to
Sate his lust
If she needed it
She'd merely go and pull out some Pixi dust

But she never was a normal tease
She just passed time bringing men down to their knees
Hooray for little Pixi
Oh Pray for little Pixiness

(yay yay yeah)

Hooray for little Pixi
Hooray for little Pixi
Hooray for little Pixiness

Alright alright I'll try and tie you down now

[Rogue]

Haha..great job! Keep 'em coming! :D

[Longshanks]

So when's the CS album coming out Ty? :D

[Knerys]

Haha love it!

[thebtskink]

Sing us a song,
You're the singer man,
Sing us a song, won't you Ty?
Well we're all in a mood for a melody,
And you've got us feeling alright!

Oh, La dee da, la dee da da, la da la da daaaaaaaaa dee da, da, da, da.....

[TyRoss]

On that note a song for thbtskink.

(Sung to the tune of Turning Japaneese - The Vapours)

I crave nightcrawlers
I really do
The outsides crunchy
The insides goo
I see them squirming and I think of making stew

I quote the Simpsons
They make me laugh
I bent my wookie
Almost in half
I say "go banana" when I'm thinkin' of Ralph

I crave nightcrawlers
I crave nightcrawlers
I'd like a million of them all to myself
I'd like some fondue
To dip nightcrawlers
And give them all that nice rich choclatey smell

And when I put them in
They're squirming round
I'm turning up
I'm turning down

I'm turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so

I quote the Simpsons
I quote the Simpsons
I have each episode memorized so well
I'd have a doctrate
On quoting Simpsons
But they wont give me one hope they go to hell

And when I say a line
I know it's right
Don't think I'm fine
I think I might

Be turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so

There's worm souflee
And worm spaghetti
Use worms they'll give
All of your meals
A new spark

Everyone looks at me like a total Psycho
'Cause I am a celophod afficionado
Everyone

That's why I'm turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so

Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so think so skink so skink so
Turning into skink I think I'm turning into skink I really think so

[Rogue]

HAH! That's great. :D

[thebtskink]

Fine and dandy like sour candy.

I don't think I quote the simpsons that much. ;)

[Knerys]

Heheh, very nice!

[TyRoss]

The long awaited song for Knerys (sung to the tune of (and forgive me for this) Barbie Girl by Aqua) (note I tend to pronounce Knerys nairies)

(spoken)
Hiya Knerys
Hi Kirk
You wanna go for a ride
Sure Kirk
Hop in

(sung)

I'm the trekkie girl
In our CS world
I'm Bajoran
On the forums
You could mock my hair
Or tease me if you dare
You'll get a cheap thrill
'Course my phaser's on kill

(C'mon Knerys don't get scary)

I'm the trekkie girl
In our CS world
I'm Bajoran
On the forums
I could be your death
If I used my bat 'leth
Just had it sharpened
Be careful what you're startin'

Well I came said some things
'Bout the Lord of the Rings
I got hooked now I'm here
Almost daily

(Star Trek for-rum began
Now she just wont quit man
Postin bout Romulans
And Ferengi)

And I'll post
And I'll play
And I'll save you from the Borg

(ooh-aa-ooh)

I'm the trekkie girl
In our CS world
I'm Bajoran
On the forums
But you must beware
If you mock my Trek fare
As Ty will see soon
When my phaser is his doom

(C'mon Knerys don't get scary)
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
(C'mon Knerys don't get scary)
(ooh-aa-ooh ooh-aa-ooh)
(C'mon Knerys leave it buried)
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
(C'mon Knerys leave it buried)
(ooh-aa-ooh ooh-aa-ooh)

Though she's not Bajoran
Somehow I'm Ibens twin
Guess it's through the results
Of of a mind meld by me

(Well you may just be right
Since on most summer nights
You can tell what the Danish
Is thinking)

I can post
I can play
I can say a good retort

I can post
I can play
And I'll save you from the Borg

(C'mon Knerys don't get scary)
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
(C'mon Knerys don't get scary)
(ooh-aa-ooh ooh-aa-ooh)
(C'mon Knerys not Canaries)
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
(C'mon Knerys not Canaries)
(ooh-aa-ooh ooh-aa-ooh)

I'm the trekkie girl
In our CS world
I'm Bajoran
On the forums
Try and kick my tail
I'm betting that you fail
The reason of course
I got my training from Worf

I'm the trekkie girl
In our CS world
I'm Bajoran
On the forums
But you must beware
If you mock my Trek fare
As Ty will see soon
When my phaser is his doom

(C'mon Knerys don't get scary)
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
(C'mon Knerys don't get scary)
(ooh-aa-ooh ooh-aa-ooh)
(C'mon Knerys not Canaries)
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
(C'mon Knerys not Canaries)
(ooh-aa-ooh ooh-aa-ooh)

(spoken)

Oh I'm having so much fun
Well Knery's we're just getting started
Oh I love you Kirk

[Hobbit Girl]

still no song for me :( :( :( :( :(

[Rogue]

HA! Good job, I'm sure Canaries will love it. ;) :D *runs and hides*

[Iben]

hehe wonderful song.... and Aqua is a Danish band :D

[Rogue]

Who's up next?

[Knerys]

hehe I like it Ty. Even if it is Aqua.:p ;)

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Rogue
HA! Good job, I'm sure Canaries will love it. ;) :D *runs and hides* Where did I put that phaser.....:mad: :p ;)

[Rogue]

You wore it out on unsuspecting residents. :p

[Knerys]

Aww they haven't been that bad. It's still got some juice left in it.:p

[esther moffit]

top.

[TyRoss]

Oooooooh someone liked my songs enough to bump it. Cool. have to write another one soon.

[Chicklet]

Ohh!! those songs were really good. Good Job!! :applaud:

[TyRoss]

(note: gratutious bumping ahead)
(If you don't know the tune after the first bit...... tough)

Givin' a try to bump these lyrics

(music starts)

Two Comingsoon girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two Comingsoon girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside

Woo

Guess who's back, Back again
Ty's come back, Tell a friend
Guess who's back Guess who's back
Guess who's back Guess who's back
Guess who's back Guess who's back
Guess who's back

(na na na interlude)

I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Eric no more
They want Ty I'm just chopped liver
Well if you want TyRoss this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of wee mixed with a scotch drinka
Well the Hulk is gonna come stomp ya flat better
Than a rock thats been dropped on an Irish Setter
From a cliff, If you're bein' a Spaminator
'Cause on these boards I function as a moderator
I read all these odd posts you're makin'
Edit, close, move, lose all of the forsaken
I know that you like to play there Zoddie
But the fact is CS isn't just your party
Now the FCC can't rebuke me
For this parody that I can see
Though I'm not sure of all legalities
But it feels so empty wihtount me
So
I'll swipe songs, I'll swipe a script
F*** that
I'll swipe a film every little bit
And get ready
"Cause this S***'s about to get heavy
I just pray I changed enough now (F*** you didn't)

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come follow me
'Cause we need a little more parody
Though it seems so empty withount me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody come follow me
'Cause we need a little more parody
Though it seems so empty withount me

All my fan fics
All of Frizzo's antics
From 'rippers to cartoons all running so frantic
Then I started that thing called CS-Men
And Lord of the Thing which I based on some Tolkien
A visionary
Vision is scary
So many things I've thought of
From Lucas war of the rebels
To musicals and zombies and thats
Just the very tip of all the thoughts that I have had
And it's a disaster
Such a catastrophe
'Cause I don't have the time to go write all these out you see
Like Batman
(na na na na na na na na na na)
Makin' JBond play Burt Ward
(na na na na na na)
Sounds to me like it could really be a winner
But I just don't have the time now maybe next winter
It's interesting
But maybe I'm cresting
Investing all my time in one less thing
Jesting, you should know me
I'll write four now... though I might do only three
Let my head rest, cause as we'll soon see
All my time, my time will not be free

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come follow me
'Cause we need a little more parody
Though it seems so empty withount me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody come follow me
'Cause we need a little more parody
Though it seems so empty withount me

A-tisket a-tasket
I'll always adapt it
If it's out and I can laugh and cast it
It's fantastic just the names I hack with
Just for a little amusement factor
Like Obi
Adding a Wan Frizzoli
A 26 year old clown in plaid robes
A red nose, squeaky shoe soles
But also didn't I cast him as Frizzdo
So lets go
Just give me the rights
And I'll be there overhauling it all for the site
Adding posters and maybe a few insults
To the George Lucas sense of controlling a symbol
But sometimes this S*** just seems
Everybody has a laugh at the obscene
So this must mean I cause a scene
But it's just me doin' my thing
Though I'm not the first king of song parodys
I am the one here who writes the verseys
And uses posters at my mercy
Although I don't cause controversy
Few others have tried a verse
Doesn't matter how many others emerge
'Cause no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll feel so empty withount me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come follow me
'Cause we need a little more parody
Though it seems so empty withount me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody come follow me
'Cause we need a little more parody
Though it seems so empty withount me

(na na na na na interlude to fade)

[Rogue]

:applaud: :grin: Funny stuff!! I really needed that.

[Knerys]

Ladies and gentleman, the man still has it.

Nice work.:applaud:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Great stuff man! Keep it up! ;)

[Citizen Kane]

Do me! :D

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Do me! :D

Ummmm man I don't really swing that way ;) :p

(Sigh look slike time to dust off the 80's tunes.. gotta get Malice's done sometime too)

[Kyle Katarn]

:lol:

Put me in the queue! :D

[TyRoss]

(wonders why he felt the particular need to mention the word "list")

[killercowboy]

good job ty hehehe

[LOTR RING]

Heres a Parody of Elanor Rigby by the beatles. Its from my closed song parody thread that got linked to here. A sad story of online lonliness, friendship and loss.

(If you want to know the tune and original lyrics click here. Its a lot cooler with the tune: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/3518/e_rigby.htm


Ah, look at all the lonely Posters.
Ah, look at all the lonely posters.
Ela_4Rig3 posts every day from 11:00 to 3:00,
Lives for the key.
Waits at the screen, wearing an avatar that she keeps from singles.org.
Who is it for?
All the lonely posters, where do they all come from?
All the lonely posters, where do they all belong?
Father_McKen3, typing the words of a thread that no-one will read,
No-one replies there
Look at him typing, darning his hats in front of the screen when there’s nobody there,
What does he care?
All the lonely Posters, where do they all come from?
All the lonely Posters, where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lonely posters.
Ah, look at all the lonely posters.
Ela_4Rig3 died on the comp' and was buried along with her
name
Nobody cared.
Father_McKen3, wiping the tears from his face as he searches online for her in vain
No-post saved.
All the lonely posters where do they all come from?
All the lonely posters where do they all belong?




Heres another CS/Beatles parody....I have too much time on my hands:)

(THe tune and Original lyrics again,more interesting to read it with the tune: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/3518/mr_kite.htm)

Being for the Benefit Mr. Kane!

For the benefit of Mr. Kane
There will be a thread tomight which will not wane.
The regulars will all be there
Later Smokie and his Fair - what a scene.
Over midgets and monkeys, freaks and barters
Lastly through a thousand posts most ever seen!
In this way Mr. K. Will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. K.
rewrites his posts on Saturday at quorter to eight
The regulars will post and sing
As Mr. Kane flies through the thread don’t be late
Mr. K. And the Regs. Assure the newbies
Their production will be second to none
And of course Kitty the Cat will be there!Fun !
The thread begins at ten to six
When Mr. K. Performs his wiles-we'll ask for seconds!
And SmokieChimp. will demonstrate
Ten strange rhymes he’ll undertake in seconds.
Having been some days in preparations
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kane is starting the Sign-ups!.

[freakyplatypus]

I spend my time on an internet forum
there's people online so I think I'll bore 'em
with a stupid song

I talk amongst those without any lives
without any children without any wives
and sing a stupid song

I type until my fingers are sore
stretch them out then type some more
and sing a stupid song

I stare at the monitor until my eyes fall out
it's a stupid song get up and shout
it's just a stupid song

[JBond]

Those parodies are great LOTR RING! :funny:

[LOTR RING]

Thankyou! As a kid I disliked my parents oldies musics, so I changed the lyrics around and uasualy sang songs about my cats EG: I want to hold your paw!,Just give cats a chance. (RING wonders why everyone is staring at him strangely) Now I love oldies music and there lyrics but its become a hobby to change them around to fit my life!:)

(Original lyrics and karokee tune: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/3518/lit_help.htm)


What would you do if I made a typo,
Would you call me a dirty old newby.
Lend me your eyes and I’ll type you a song,
And I’ll try not to press the wrong key.
I get by with a little help from the regs,
I get high with a little help from the regs,
I’m gonna try with a little help from the regs.
What do I do when my love is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you’re on your own?)
No I get by with a little help from the regs,
I get high with a little help from the regs,
Oh, I’m gonna try with a little help from the regs.
Do you need anybody?,
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.
Would you believe in love at first type?,
Yes I’m certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when you turn on the com?,
I can’t tell you, but I know it’s mine.
Oh I get by with a little help from the regs.
I get high with a little help from the regs,
Oh I’m gonna try with a little help from the regs.
Do you need anybody?,
I just need somebody to love!,
Could it be anybody?,
I want somebody to love.
Oh I get by with a little help from the regs,
Mm I’m gonna try with a little help from the regs,
Oh I get high with a little help from the regs,
Yes I get by with a little help from the regs.

[JBond]

Very nice ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

You got mad skills Ring.

Lithium

I'm so happy '
cause today i found my friends
They're on a board
I'm so ugly
That's okay
I'll post a pic
We've broken our monitors
Sunday morning is everyday
that I'm on here.
And i'm not scared
Fry my hard drive
Cause Choda posted some more porn

Yeah, yeah, yeah (x6)
Yeah!

I'm so lonely,
that's okay, i get on here
And i'm not sad
And just maybe there's too much drama on the board
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, i can't wait to meet you there
And i don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay my name's Idaho

Yeah, yeah, yeah (x6)
Yeah!

I like it... We're all on crack
I miss you... Smokie is on crack
I love you... Southern is on crack
I ban you... Jibbs is on crack
I like it... ......We're all on crack
I miss you... Kris Hodgson's on crack
I love you... Pixi is on crack
I ban you.......Ty ross is on crack

[LOTR RING]

:lol:

[freakyplatypus]

Lithium is such a kickass song.

[Kitty]

(bumpage)