ask/answer

[Madness]

Being turned into an exquisite soup.

Hmm, kitty soup??? Can anyone say chinese anyone say chinese take out??

[Kitty]

no ( no kitty soup for you!)




do u eat mcdonalds? :p

[Madness]

I try not to.

Do you know what they put in that crap??

[Kitty]

stuff that i don't wanna think of




did u eat ice-cream today?

[Madness]

No. Just my usual strained brocolli :(.......

Could you maybe sneak me in some of that tasty ice cream??

[Kitty]

sure



what flavor do you want?

[Caroline]

im a big fan of strawbery myself

do you prefer it in a bowl or in a sugar cone

[Kitty]

sugar cone




do u get hyper off of a soda?

[Caroline]

i dont drink soda

whats your beverage of choice?

[LucidParody]

OJ

how's life?

[Iben]

Today it is really good :D :D :D

How many TVs are there in your home?

[S.A.M.G.]

Seven

Why do you care?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Because I'm a nosey bastard.

Why am I so damn happy right now? ;)

[Iben]

Oooo...I know I know :D

why am I so damn happy right now? ;)

[TyRoss]

Because.

Who's coming for dinner?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Sidney Poitier.;)

How about some dessert?

[TyRoss]

As long as it's not cake.. not fond of cake.

How do you take it?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Any way I can get it!

Cream and sugar?

[Madness]

Yes please!

Carbon based life forms or energy based demi-gods??

[pixiness]

demi-gods!

What is that plastic thing 'round your wrist?

[Madness]

Uh, ID bracelet, ok?!?

What's that oily stuff all over your body???

[Optimus Prime]

Oil Megatron and I battled in oil fields.

Where is Megatron?

[TyRoss]

Over there!

Are you gonna get him?

[Optimus Prime]

Of course!

Should I post a question?

[TyRoss]

I guess?

Who put the bomp in the bomp shu bomp shu bomp?

[Knerys]

The same guy who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

Where do I go from here?

[Phantomias2k]

just follow the white rabbit.

Why does it always rain on me?

[pixiness]

Because you never bring an umbrella.

Ever worn your underwear inside out by accident

[A+]

Only by design. Saves doing laundry for another week or two.

Ever had a dream or wish come true?

[Knerys]

Originally posted by A+
Only by design. Saves doing laundry for another week or two.

Ever had a dream or wish come true?

I had a dream become semi-real, but never true.

What's your worst fear?

[S.A.M.G.]

Seriously Dude, Where's my car? wins best picture.


Why is the sky blue?

[Phantomias2k]

Because the sunlight is getting dispersed in the atmosphere..


Do you believe in extraterrestrial intelligence?

[funnie bunnie]

yes...they're just not as smart as us

have u ever had a neopet?

[Kitty]

yea, and there all dead i think :D:D




have u ever had a puppy?

[funnie bunnie]

no.....:(

have u ever had a frog?

[Kitty]

no




have u ever gotten a black kitten with green eyes(like the one i have at the moment)?

[funnie bunnie]

i wish i had one!!

is hamtaro evil?

[Kitty]

of course not



are ham-hams cute?

[funnie bunnie]

of course they are!!

why does everyone think they're evil?

[Kitty]

cause they don't understand them




are you normal?

[funnie bunnie]

i hope not, that's boring!!:D

are u unique?

[Kitty]

of course i am




are you a linkin park fan(like me)?

[funnie bunnie]

yup....they're cool

what kind of music is ur favorite?

[Kitty]

alternative




do u like pop music?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I loathe most pop music.

What kind of music do you loathe?

[funnie bunnie]

POP!!! especially nsync

wha are u doing rite now?

[Kitty]

i loathe country, and i'm on the computer right now



what do u like about donuts?

[Frizzo the Clown]

They're so full of donut-y goodness. Donuts are probably the world most perfect food. They come in so many flavors and varieties, they could be every food group!

Whats your favorite type of donut?

[Kitty]

mmmm.......chocolate




what's ur fav cereal?

[funnie bunnie]

cap'n crunch!

what's ur favorite candy?

[Kitty]

bertie botts every flavor jelly beans!!!!



have u ever tried those kinda jellybeans?

[funnie bunnie]

no...but i heard they were good!!

have u seen the trailer for the 2nd hp movie?

[Kitty]

yep



did u see the second harry potter movie trailer?

[funnie bunnie]

yeah

the cast is getting pretty old, aren't they?

[Kitty]

yea they are



do u think that they shouldn't have cut out peeves completely of the first movie?

[funnie bunnie]

i agree...he would have been really funny in it

have u seen austin powers:goldmember?

[Kitty]

nope but i will tonight



what time is it right now where u live?

[funnie bunnie]

5:26

and u?

[Kitty]

it's the same time



do u live in san diego?

[funnie bunnie]

yeah...

we were both able to go to skittle's house, remember?

[Kitty]

yes i remember (I thought that someone else would respond before you :p)



did u c mr.deeds already?

[funnie bunnie]

not yet:( but i want to!!

what's the last movie that u saw?

[Kitty]

um........red! j/k, the last movie that i saw (recently, well, on tv) is the Fast & the Furious



do u wanna see hp & the CoS?

[funnie bunnie]

of course i do!!:D

do u wanna see the matrix sequels?

[Kitty]

hell yea!



do u wanna see the rush hour 3 movie?

[funnie bunnie]

yeah!!

did u kno jackie chan has a movie out called the tuxedo?

[Tardumb]

I saw the previews for it before Goldmember, it ain't out yet...

Played Return to Castle Wolfenstein on the PC? What'd you think?

[Madness]

Haven't played it.

Of Time Machine, Resident Evil, Imposter or Goldmember, which would you say is best??

[Tardumb]

Haven't seen Imposter or Time Machine...Out of Goldmember and Resident Evil...That's weird, I just saw Goldmember Friday night, love it, laughed constantly...

Then Saturday night after work stayed at a friend's house and he had rented RE so a few of us watched it and I really liked it! Better than I expected, and looks like a sequal to come! A movie that actually needs or deserves a sequal, unlike most today...

Hmmm, RE or Goldmember...totally different movies, hard to choose....Too hard...They're both great!

Do you agree that there should be a Resident Evil 2?

[Kitty]

of course!



didi u c Resident Evil, and if u did, did u like it?

[Madness]

I saw it, I really liked it but it's hard to say where to put it against other movies you like......


What movie are you most looking forward to right now??

[Tardumb]

Signs since I haven't seen it yet...

Last bad movie you saw?

[Madness]

Collateral Damage......Blech..........

Best movie of the year, so far??......

[Ripley]

Minority Report....
worst peice of acting this year...

[MaxRockatanski]

Rivaldo at the World Cup

Fair Lady Z or Skyline GTR?

[TyRoss]

Ummm My Fair Lady Z ;) What you haven't seen that one??? It's an anime about this guy who takes this street woman and tries to make her into a lady but it turns out she's really a ninja assassin sent to kill the emperor.

Does anyone actually beleive that?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I believe it! But I've been known to be a moron.

Where is everyone? :(

[pixiness]

Asleep most likely

Should I know what you want?

[Empusae]

i dont think anyone can ever reallyt know what anyone wants.

Do you think honesty should be practiced at all times?

[S.A.M.G.]

I doubt it.

Shall we play a game?

[LucidParody]

sure

what kinda game?

[pixiness]

Global Thermonuclear War!

Which country would you like to be?

I hope everyone got the War Games reference... I don't REALLY want to blow anything up. okay?

[kryptonian_boy]

I'll stick with being the U.S.A., and yes, I got the War Games reference.

Are you ready for some football?!

[pixiness]

Of course!

Who saw the Redskins pre-season game?

[TyRoss]

Oooh ooh not me.

Should I try the beef?

[Colorado Cajun]

no stick with the chicken

old Redskins uniforms or new?

[pixiness]

Well, considering I never watched the redskins before Steve Spurrier got there, and their current uniforms are the OLD uniforms, I have no basis for comparison.

Think the Skins will do better than the projected 8-8?

[Colorado Cajun]

No

are you getting LOTR today?

[S.A.M.G.]

No, I intend to make that my first DVD purchase after I get a DVD player.

Should I get just a cheap one, or one with lots of bells and whistles?

[Madness]

Cheap one. Just get something so you can watch the friggen DVD's on!! Hell, get a playstation 2. That way you've got 2 purchases for the price of one.....

Did you know you could play DVD's on PLaystation 2??

[TyRoss]

Yes.

Is anyone besides me just gonna wait for the extended edition LOTR DVD?

[Iben]

I want both...I can't wait so I'm gonna buy both

Is that crazy?

[pixiness]

crazy... no. Compulsive - maybe ;)

Does my butt look big in these jeans?

[TyRoss]

Butt?? I'm still looking at your chest.

Are those real?

[kryptonian_boy]

As real as you want them to be.

When does the hurting stop?

[S.A.M.G.]

When the healing begins.

Why is there air?

[kryptonian_boy]

So we can blow up balloons.

Which gives out first, the irresistable force or the immovable object?

[S.A.M.G.]

The immovable object. It isn't necessarily indestructable.

Why did we start pondering philosophical debat topics?

[Madness]

cause someone grew a brain.


do you know how to grow brains??

[kryptonian_boy]

Water them regularly, and talk to them. And don't let them watch Barney and Friends!

How much tea is all the tea in China?

[pixiness]

More than all the tea in Texas.

Can we talk about the meaning of life?

[Phantomias2k]

More than i can ever drink...

Do you use warm or cold water when taking a shower?

[Madness]

Pixiness, we could, but I'd have to get my dictionary;

Life adj.
1. Of or relating to animate existence; involved in or necessary for living: life processes.
2. Continuing for a lifetime; lifelong: life partner; life imprisonment.
3. Using a living model as a subject for an artist: a life sculpture.

Is that what you had in mind??

[pixiness]

That's the life I was referring to

Do you know what it's all about? (and since when do you use my full name?)

[Optimus Prime]

What are you talking about pixi?

Saturday or Sunday?

[Knerys]

Saturnday

Can anyone think of a better question than this?

[funnie bunnie]

sure

why do we have to study history? (ok, it's not better, but its a start...)

[pixiness]

Because those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it.

Hadn't you ever heard that before?

[Knerys]

Yep, how can you no where you going if you don't know where you have been?

[pixiness]

A rearview mirror helps

What kind of car do you drive?

[Knerys]

93 Subaru wagon

What kind of car would you like to drive?

[funnie bunnie]

a cadillac escalade

where would u drive in one of those?

[pixiness]

This one
http://www1.buildyourjaguar.com/Assets/Locale_Common/Language_Common/Jaguar/348/348_PLAT_BLAK.jpg

Do you like?

[pixiness]

Sorry... I would drive anywhere in that car...

Do you have a dog?

[Optimus Prime]

I don't drive in anything I drive myself.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

[pixiness]

ARRRGH!

Star Wars!

Bugs Bunny or Roadrunner?

[Knerys]

Roadrunner

Warner Bros. or Disney?

[funnie bunnie]

bugs bunny

dexters lab or powerpuff girls?

[pixiness]

Dexter all the way... But only because of Dee Dee

Who's yo daddy?

[Knerys]

Kenji

Whassssuppppp????

[pixiness]

Nada Mucho!

Who is Kenji?

[Knerys]

My dad.

What can you do in Kalmazoo?

[S.A.M.G.]

Play the kazoo, of course.

How's the weather?

[Optimus Prime]

Sunny

What is the next stop?

[TxFilmMkr]

Central Park.

What word rhymes with orange?

[S.A.M.G.]

Plunge, but only if you have an outrageous french accent.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Optimus Prime]

Yes.

why?

[pixiness]

I don't know!

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ORIGINAL THAN DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE? (I've seen it at least 4 times)

[S.A.M.G.]

Perhaps it just struck each of us as funny at different times. I haven't followed the entire thread and hadn't seen it before.


Are you ready for some football?

[Tardumb]

Hell yes! Da Bears!

Which NFL team is goin to Disneyworld this year?

[pixiness]

The one that wins the most games...

Does it bother anyone else that both of the last two questions have already been asked more than once?

[Caroline]

doesnt bother me a bit

anything good come out at the movies this weekend?

[S.A.M.G.]

That will depend on what you consider good, and weekend.

Spy Kids 2 is up tomorrow.

Any body else have kids, or is a kid, and will be going?

[TyRoss]

No kids but I might check it out.

Anybody want a mint?

[Tardumb]

(breathes in hand) Um, yea, I'll take one.

AC or DC? (like it matters heh)

[S.A.M.G.]

Both, they shook me all night long.

Marinara or red sauce?

[Caroline]

marinara

ravioli or tortelini

[TyRoss]

lasagne

Would you like to upgrade your combo for just 69 cents?

[Caroline]

i dont eat fast food

what is your favorite food?

[Iben]

Italian food...lasagna etc.

Is FOTR great or is it just great?

[Colorado Cajun]

it's just great

why the hell is everyone all oh I have to get FOTR?

[Iben]

Because it's great!

why aren't you?

[Colorado Cajun]

Because I don't feel like buying both so I'm going to wait for the special edition

what did you get me for my bday?

[MaxRockatanski]

A toothpick.

Eugh, what the f! ck is that?

[Madness]

I don't know, but I plan on finding out!!!


If you take out your ribs, can you really lick your own balls??

[MaxRockatanski]

Have no idea

WHY would you REALLY want to try?

[TyRoss]

I wouldn't.

Did anyone have as good a night as I did?

[Link]

Kinda

What is your favorite Comic Film of the year so far?

[TyRoss]

Spidey.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[MaxRockatanski]

don`t know but it only takes one to get your tongue stuck in a bear trap

what colour shirt am I wearing

[S.A.M.G.]

I don't know Bilbo, next you'll want me to tell you what is in your pocket.

Do you make a difference?

[pixiness]

Every day... Even if all I do is bend a blade of grass, I've changed the world in some small way. We all do.

Have you started thinking about Christmas yet?

[Iben]

Yes!....for months now.

which DVd release are you looking the most forward to now?

[S.A.M.G.]

LOTR and Spiderman, even though I don't have my player yet.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[Optimus Prime]

(Clap)

Who will win this year?

[S.A.M.G.]

Whoever gets the most points.

What do you consider to be the best cartoon (not comic) to be translated to film?

[Madness]

Hmmm, maybe I'm drawing a blank right now, but I guess Scooby doo??


Is there anything better than that??.....

[S.A.M.G.]

It depends on if you count Josie and the Pussycats.

What is the next movie you intend to see in the theatre?

[Madness]

Either Full Frontal or One Hour Photo.


And you??

[TyRoss]

Sooooo many I want ot see but haven't had the chance yet. Impossible to tell which one I'll end up seeing.

You have a 3 gallon jug and a 5 gallon jug, how do you get exactly 4 gallons of water.

[Madness]

Step 1: Fill up the 5 gallon jug.
Step 2: Pour 3 gallons into the 3 galon jug, leaving you with 2 in the 5 gallon.
Step 3: Pour the 2 gallons into another jug and repeat step one throgh 3.

Is that the right answer??

[TyRoss]

I dunno.

Where did you get the other jug though?

[Phantomias2k]

you fill the 3 galleon jug then you pour it into the 5 galleon jug
then you refill the 3 galleon jug and also pour it into the 5 galleon jug
that leaves 1 galleon.. then empty the 5 galleon jug and pour it the one galleon

and then fill in another 3 galleons..

have you ever seen a whale?

[Iben]

No not in real life.

How did you choose your screen name?

[Tardumb]

I got called this during a mean game of Uno...;)

Favorite kind of pie?

[Iben]

Apple pie

have you ever tried dressing up as someone from the opposite sex?

[TyRoss]

Tardumb: Oh the comments I could make if this wasn't a family board. But as it is I'll say cherry.

Iben: No ignore all rumours to the contrary.

Why are you looking at me like that?

[Tardumb]

Because you got a boogie hangin'...

You gonna pick that?

[TyRoss]

No I'll blow my nose.

Did anyone miss me last night?

[Tardumb]

Ummm...I wasn't "here" to miss you...

Favorite kind of cake?

[Iben]

Cheese cake

red or white wine?

[TyRoss]

A white Zinfandel (which is actually more of a blush went really well with the chocolate covered strawberries)

Want some?

[Iben]

yes please.

How was last night?

[TyRoss]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Does that answer your question?

[Frizzo the Clown]

No, that doesn't answer my question.....

What was my question again? :confused:

[TyRoss]

You were asking about the effects of kangaroos on small school children in Checkoslavakia.

What the heck is that?

[S.A.M.G.]

that, is an indefinite article.

Anybody else think that with the advent of the internet, six degrees of separation is down to more like four?

[TyRoss]

Not really.

Who is it?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Its either Elvis, or Hoffa. Take your pick.

Why do you care?

[TyRoss]

Because it's in my nature.

Why do you ask?

[S.A.M.G.]

Because caring makes a difference.

One day a man was walking along the seashore. He noticed that during the night many seashells and starfish had washed up on the shore. Thoroughly enjoying the morning sun and cool sea air, the man strolled for miles along the sand. Far off in the distance, he saw a small figure dancing. The man was joyous that someone was celebrating life in such a grand and uninhibited manner. As he drew closer, however, it became apparent that perhaps the figure was not dancing but was repeatedly performing some ritual. Approaching the small figure, the man noticed that it was a child. The girl was methodically picking up starfish from the shore and tossing them back into the surf. The man paused for a moment, puzzled, then asked, "Why are you throwing those starfish?" "If I leave these starfish on the beach," she replied, "the sun will dry them, and they will die. So I'm throwing them back into the ocean because I want them to live." The man was silent for a moment, impressed with the child's thoughtfulness. Then he motioned up and down the miles and miles of beach and said, "There must be millions of starfish along here!
How can you possibly expect to make a difference?" The young girl pondered the man's words for a moment,
then she slowly leaned over, reached down, and carefully picked up another starfish from the sand.
Pulling back, she arched the starfish gently into the surf. She turned to the man and smiled.
"You may be right," she said, "but I made a difference for that one!"

Was that too long?

[TyRoss]

Nope.

Have you got any stuff?

[funnie bunnie]

yeah, here u can have some!

do i need a new computer?

[S.A.M.G.]

doesn't everyone?

Can I borrow $6.00 to go to a movie?

[TyRoss]

Ummmmm sure why not.

Why can't we all just get along?

[funnie bunnie]

because ppl like osama bin laden go and mess thing up...

where is osama bin laden?

[TyRoss]

My guess is burned to a crisp by a bomb.

Who da bomb?

[funnie bunnie]

me of course:D

who do ya love?

[S.A.M.G.]

George thorogood & the destroyers.


Did you order the code red?

[TyRoss]

No I ordered the cordon bleu.

Was that a really bad joke?

[funnie bunnie]

it was ok....

have u read all 4 of the hp books?

[S.A.M.G.]

Yes, plus I hacve them all as books on tape for my kids to listen to in the car.

Do I have to do any work today?

[TyRoss]

That depends on if you're at work.

Why can't we be friends?

[funnie bunnie]

we can be friends...

are u bored?

[pixiness]

Always

What's the first thing that pops into your head when you read this word : Carrot ?

[TyRoss]

...Top, must kill Carrot Top.

Is that so wrong?

[funnie bunnie]

no, i agree

does anyone else think this way?

[TyRoss]

I'm sure we could find a few others.

Is this a pimple or a boil?

[funnie bunnie]

maybe it's both..:eek:

should u go see a doctor?

[TyRoss]

Naw I'll just get out the ol swiss army knife.

What should I do with this leftover champagne and strawberries?

[funnie bunnie]

give them to me...i'll make good use of them;)

what should i watch on tv?

[S.A.M.G.]

Nothing, you should go to the movies.

Are you happy?

[TyRoss]

Don't watch TV go see a movie.

Hmmmmm would you come and get the strawberries and champagne?

[funnie bunnie]

sure, i'll come over

what should i wear?

[TyRoss]

Wear whatever you want... as long as it's removable by teeth. ;)

How are you gonna get here?

[funnie bunnie]

on a pogo stick

do u own a pogo stick i can borrow?

[TyRoss]

Nope sorry.

Will it be a long trip?

[funnie bunnie]

depends

how do i get into frizzo's head?

[TyRoss]

Ok too many not family suitable comments again. Not touching that one.

Changing the subject:

Will I survive?

[funnie bunnie]

in frizzo's head? doubtful

how can we save u?

[Iben]

Dig him out.

What do you consider to be a turn on?

[Madman]

Uh, when she's all passed out......

Anyone know where I can get a gun??

[TyRoss]

Iben: Everything that happened last night ;)

Madman: Try Bob's Guno Rama.

Should I hide?

[funnie bunnie]

sure

can i hide w/u?

[Madman]

Heck ya you should hide!!! You should all hide together!! It'll make you easy pickings.

Do I look like I'm ***in joking!!!!

[TyRoss]

Of course it'll be cozy.

Where should we hide?

[S.A.M.G.]

In defference to the ladies present on the board, I will not comment on what you look like.

Does anyone feel like a pizza?

[Madman]

You can hide in my shed. I keep all my torture stuff in there.
And no anchovies.

Wanna see??

[funnie bunnie]

no....i don't want to see

should we start running away now?

[Madman]

Sure run!!! See if it'll do you any good!!


Did you really think you could outrun me??

[TyRoss]

I thought we were hiding?

Should I bring the champagne and strawberries to our hiding spot?

[Madman]

Oh, what are you 2, making out??? This is hilarious!!


Did you get any tongue??

[TyRoss]

Not from funnie bunnie no.

Who rules?

[Madman]

I do!!!!

If not from bunnie, then who??

[TyRoss]

Thats for me to know a gentleman never dicusses such matters.

Did you buy that?

[Madness]

Not for a second.

Who was that guy?!?!......And who were you making out with ;).....

[TyRoss]

Heh.. no one you know.

Is it just me or did Madman just switch to Madness? (too late on the edit bud)

[Madness]

Trust me, it's just you :rolleyes:

What makes you think that??

[TyRoss]

I dunno just an odd feeling.

Or is that just heartburn?

[Madness]

Prolly heartburn.


Does that wannabe really pull "me" off that well???

[TyRoss]

Ah geez another one I can't comment on.

What is it with the easy to turn perverted questions today?

[Madness]

Maybe it's the easy to pervert mind you have ;)......


Was that the answer you seek??

[TyRoss]

NO but it's probobly right.

Should we continue?

[Madness]

I'm atta quarters :(...


Do you have any??

[TyRoss]

No quarter asked none given.

What should I make for dinner?

[Knerys]

food

So what did you make?

[TyRoss]

Honey Garlic Sausage.

Does anyone here know Ty Kwon Do?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Honey Garlic Sausage.

Does anyone here know Ty Kwon Do? No, but I do know Tae Kwon Do.

What did Ty Do, anyway? ;)

[TyRoss]

Ty went nuts apparently.. or so I've heard.

Can I have that?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Not until you eat all of your dinner.

Would you still want it if I spit on it?

[TyRoss]

Nope thats disgusting.

Is that something you're likely to do?

[Kitty]

depends




why is it sunny today over where i live?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Um....no..of course not. But if I were you, I wouldn't eat that last piece of chicken.

You don't really want the last piece, do you?

[TyRoss]

kitty: Because theres no clouds

Frizzo: Ummmm you take it.

Does anyone want one of the few coveted chocolate covered strawberries I have left?

[Frizzo the Clown]

No thanks, you can have them.

Can I have those pants when you're down with them?

[Knerys]

Sure but I doubt they'll fit you.

Why do you want them anyway?

[MaxRockatanski]

that`s for me to know and .....



Should I blow my nose first?

[TyRoss]

Hey they're pants you can never have too many pants.

Have you ever swam in the ocean?

[Knerys]

Yes, and was attacking by floating kelp pods.

you like getting caught int he rain?

[TyRoss]

Not particularly.

Whats your deepest desire?