ask/answer

[slinger]

Sunset.

What should the new M&M colour be? Purple, Pink, Aqua?

[HeadHunter]

Pink

What colour should i colour my hair??

[Frizzo the Clown]

Pink. (it could answer either question.;) )

Should I get my nipples repierced?

[HeadHunter]

Yes and get them conected to your lower regions :p

What do you get when you cross a cow with a sheep?

[bbf2]

A cow-sheep

Have you ever seen a cow-sheep?

[JBond]

No but I saw a man-sheep that looked a lot like Frizzo.

Is THIS your card?

[Frizzo the Clown]

No. My card was the two of clubs. You suck at card tricks, man.

Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?

[The Insider]

Please do. Nothing would give me greater pleasure.

Is the universe infinite?

[Oj]

It might be.

Country Time or Minute-Maid lemonade?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Country Time.

Ice Tea, or Long Island Ice Tea?

[The Insider]

Preferably neither.

What time is it?

[Frizzo the Clown]

19:22 my time. Your actual time my vary.

To-may-toe or to-mah-toe?

[JBond]

I'm not hungry, thanks.

Fishing or fishin'?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Around here, its fishin'. But I'm not a redneck, so I call it fishing. Either way, I find it rather boring. ;)

Naked, or nekkid?

[JBond]

Naked...as in, I don't want to picture you naked so don't talk about it.

Did you watch a movie yet?

[Frizzo the Clown]

No, I haven't. I have too many late fees, so they won't let me rent anymore porn. Damn them.

Who smells like cabbage?

[Kitty]

hmm....i don't know......but not me



who smells like flowers?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Its certainly not me. I'm the one that smelled like cabbage.

Old Spice, or Brute?

[Oj]

Old Spice

Tent or cabin?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I like pitching a tent the best.

Hot dogs or Bratwurst?

[Oj]

Hot dogs.

Windows up or down in the car?

[Rogue]

That depends on the weather and my mood.



Favorite car?

[Optimus Prime]

Semi-Truck or Trucks.

Favorite Bird?

[Rogue]

Tweety! :p



Least favorite vacation spot?

[Optimus Prime]

the Battlefield

Least Favorite Book?

[Rogue]

My old Calculus book!


Favorite vacation spot?

[Knerys]

Been to: Cabin in Allenspark, Colorado

Want to go to: Anywher in Austrailia or Scotland

Favorite place?

[Optimus Prime]

Tooooo many to name.:D

Favorite Myth?

[Rogue]

Love.



Chocolate or regular milk?

[Knerys]

Chocolate!

Favorite time period?

[Colorado Cajun]

the present

favorite love song?

[slinger]

One is the loneliest number.

Fave Halloween Costume?

[Colorado Cajun]

I have to go with when I was the Crow

favorite halloween candy?

[Rogue]

I liked my nymph costume from last year. I don't really have a favorite candy.


Speaking of Halloween, do you still Trick or Treat?

[Knerys]

Sadly no, those weret the days

Favorite Mythology?

[Colorado Cajun]

Gotta go with all Greek Mythology

favorite philosophy?

[Madness]

Nihlism.

Favourite Seinfeld episode?

[slinger]

Merv Griffin Show. only that show could pull the concept off.

Fave Kramer line?

[Madness]

Giddy up!

Favourite stooge?

[Oj]

Moe.

Ever roll a house?

[Madness]

No. I did a teepee once.........

Favourite porn movie?

[Oj]

Well, mine are all in my computer, so the filenames are about a mile long (damn kazaa).

How much porn is on your computer?

[Kitty]

none


do u have a cd burner?

[Rogue]

Yes.

Do you?

[Nilade]

Yes, but its only 4x speed.

How fast is yours?

[JBond]

24x 10x 40x

Is there intelligent life somewhere out there......on Earth?

[Oj]

Intelligence is everywhere; but there is hardly any wisdom.

One lump or two?

[Rogue]

Yep, right here.

Lumps? That sounds bad!


Should I be mean? ;)

[JBond]

Oh yes, you're so cute when you're mean ;)

Listen....what do you hear right now?

[Oj]

Rolling Stones.

Should I hear something else?

[Rogue]

Yes, you should hear Lynyrd Skynyrd!


Favorite game?

[JBond]

Dirty Scrabble :p

What's your favorite game?

[Rogue]

Dirty Scrabble!



Ocean or lake?

[Oj]

Ocean. I love the ocean.

Mountains or plains?

[Knerys]

Mountains

West or EAst?

[JBond]

South.

Walk, bicycle or car?

[Rogue]

Walk..like the alligator. ;)


80s or 70s?

[Colorado Cajun]

Car because it has my tunes

Weightlifting or cardio?

[JBond]

70's, it has my tunes.

20's or 50's?

[Oj]

Weightlifting.

50's

Generous or miserly?

[Nilade]

Generous.

Backstreet Boys? Or N'Sync?

[Knerys]

Prodigy:p

Up or down?

[Oj]

Down.

On or off?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Knerys
Up or down?

You really missed a good opportunity there Oj ;)

[Oj]

Originally posted by JBond
You really missed a good opportunity there Oj ;)

Fiddlesticks!

[todd philip]

on

what's your favorite ben and jerry's flavor

[Knerys]

Originally posted by JBond


You really missed a good opportunity there Oj ;)

Well at least some one thought of the oppurnity, lol.

[Stark]

I don't know.

What's a Ben and Jerry's?

[Rogue]

Ice Cream, supposedly really good but I don't really care for Ben and Jerry's.


Favorite kind of cheese?

[JBond]

Wisconsin cheese ;)

Favorite word?

[Rogue]

Snuggle :p



Favorite Disney movie?

[JBond]

Aladdin

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?

[Rogue]

Because it's usually 6 am! :p



Favorite "sad" song?

[JBond]

Cat in the Cradle

You?

[todd philip]

the cow went over the moon

favorite salad dressing

[Tardumb]

italian and french mixed...ranch is good too

Which is better, or more standable...Techno or Rap?

[Knerys]

Techno

Inside or Out?

[Optimus Prime]

Your Out!

Ghost or Zombie?

[Empusae]

um inside

Whats your fav song used in a movie?

[Madness]

The pixies song at the end of Fight Club.

Can you lick your elbow??

[bbf2]

No

Can you touch your elbows together behind your back?

[Optimus Prime]

Yeah.

Lions or Tigers?

[Madness]

Definitly bears....Oh my...........

Favourite classic movie??

[Optimus Prime]

"Go West"-The Marx Brothers

Funniest thing you ever said?

[Empusae]

Do you need a tampon?
(to my father in law at a dinner as he was endlessly b*tching about something or another)

Your fav series of books?

[Optimus Prime]

Transformers, Star Wars, Star Trek, J.R.R. Toklen, and more...

Favorite Video Game?

[Empusae]

Final Fantasy or Zelda

Least fav video game?

[Optimus Prime]

Any Dancing Game.:mad:

Favorite Baseball player?

[pixiness]

Mike Lowell (of the Florida Marlins - he went to my high school)

Favorite Quarterback?

[Colorado Cajun]

Donavan McNabb

favorite cheerleaders?

[pixiness]

The University of Florida Cheerleaders & the Miami Heat Dancers - I used to be one!

Favorite NFL Coach?

[Colorado Cajun]

Mike Shanahan

NFL player you'd most like to sleep with? (for pixi lol)

[pixiness]

oooh. that's a tough one.... No it's not, I'm kidding - Jason Seahorn.

Who will win the superbowl this year?

[Colorado Cajun]

Philly all the way

why does a man born in Colorado like Philly the best?

[Optimus Prime]

49ers!!!!

Favorite retired player?

[pixiness]

Cajun: because he used to live in Philly

Optimus: Dan Marino

Favorite Golfer?

[Colorado Cajun]

Myself since I like to play golf not watch it

favorite female tennis player?

[Optimus Prime]

???????

Favorite soccer player?

[Empusae]

Pele

Least fav sport to watch/play?

[kryptonian_boy]

Least fave to watch: sport fishing
Least fave to play: basketball (only because my game stinks)


Do you believe in God, and are you a member of any organized religion?

[Empusae]

Maybe and no

Do you think that the world is run buy a few select people living on a island somewhere?

[kryptonian_boy]

Yeah, Gilligan is smarter than he makes it seem.

Do you have any pets?

[Madness]

Yah. A dog named Scrappy and a little blue alien that the doctors tell me is a paranoid delusion.......

Can anyone else see the little blue alien??

[Empusae]

Be quiet he is giving me the winning lottery numbers

What kind of alien would you want to be?

[slinger]

Yoda.

Last restuarant you went to?

[Madness]

Uh, fast food or real?? Ok, fast food Wendy's. Real restaurant....Hmmm, oh Kelseys.........

Favourite fast food restaurant?

[Oj]

Subway.

Peanut butter or jelly?

[Madness]

Jelly. It slides better......

Who's on first?

[Rogue]

That depends.


Favorite perfume/cologne of the opposite sex?

[Madness]

New car smell.

How many times do I gotta tell you to SHUT THE DAMN DOOR????

[Rogue]

37

Were you born in a barn?

[Madness]

No, I was conceived there..............

Do you have protection??

[Rogue]

Yeah, this is my bodygaurd Joe.


Do you?

[Oj]

No. I like to live dangerously.

Dungeons or dragons?

[HeadHunter]

Dungeons

Buffy or Angel

[pixiness]

Buffy....

Why does this crap always happen to me?

[HeadHunter]

SODS LAW

That is Murphies second law??

[Optimus Prime]

No this is "Second Law":D

France or Italy?

[Kitty]

France


New York City or San Diego?

[bbf2]

San Diego...cuz I live right by it

What's in my pocket?

[Optimus Prime]

Kitty: New York

bbf2: yes

Where is the big top?

[bbf2]

Right above the little top

Why does Optimus think "Yes" is in my pocket? ;)

[Optimus Prime]

It was a typeo.:p ;)

What do I have in my hat?

[Frizzo the Clown]

A rabbit.

You want to see what I have in my pocket?

[Optimus Prime]

Nope.

What's the longest you've ever run?

[Frizzo the Clown]

7 miles. I hate the Army.

Whats the most consecutive hours that you've ever stayed up? (72 hours for me)

[Optimus Prime]

86 hours, Thank the matrix that Autobots can go with out sleep for a long time.

[Optimus Prime]

Why didn't I post a question?

[Knerys]

So you could unsuspectingly boost your post count.

Dragons or Unicorns?

[Colorado Cajun]

honestly I am a dragon guy

Faeries or Nymphs?

[Caroline]

i'll go with fairies

what's a nymph?

[Colorado Cajun]

A Nymph is a mystical creature like a fairy but they cause mischief

Knights or Wizards?

[bbf2]

A knighted wizard!

Who should the next old British actor dude to be knighted?

[Knerys]

Has Tom Wilkenson been knighted?

(both a question and an answer)

[todd philip]

no

what's you favorite tony danza movie

[Madness]

She's out of control........

Favourite wildcat?

[MovieDudeGuy]

moutain lion

Worst fantasy ever?

[Empusae]

Anything that involved my X from a few years ago.

What kind of icecream treats do you like?

[Optimus Prime]

All kinds

What's the highest you've ever jump?

[Rogue]

I didn't measure.


Favorite children's game?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dwarf tossing

Favorite drinking game?

[Empusae]

Dwarf Tossing

Reason for coming to the boards to start?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I made a rest stop at the Hype, and loathed it. So, I followed a link here. The rest is cyber history.

What made you get your hair cut like that? What the hell is wrong with you? ;)

[Rogue]

My stylist is blind.


Favorite drama?

[Frizzo the Clown]

My own life. It beats anything on TV.

Favorite comedy?

[Empusae]

My love life. .

What kind of funural do you want?
(please forgive my spelling)

[Optimus Prime]

I don't want to think about it.

Favorite saying?

[Empusae]

You'll have that. (about just about any issue)

Your least fav thing to hear someone say?

[Frizzo the Clown]

"Lets just be friends"

Favorite author?

[Optimus Prime]

Tarry Brocks

Favorite type of book?

[Empusae]

Sci-Fi/Fantasy

Type of book you have never read?

[Oj]

Fav type: Satire.

Never Read: Self-help

Single door or double doors?

[Empusae]

Er double here i guess

do you like revolving doors?

[Optimus Prime]

No

Head in the clouds or head inthe ground?

[Madness]

Head in the clouds!! Definitly!! Big, green, smelly clouds........

Have you ever stolen anything??

[Optimus Prime]

No.

How are you?

[Empusae]

I could be better

what one thing would make your life better?

[Optimus Prime]

A custom title.:D

What is your weakness?

[PlayingGod]

Pizza...

Whats your favorite food?

[Optimus Prime]

Energon.:D

Who is your rival?

[HeadHunter]

You!! :p

Have you ever been strip searched by ANYONE and i want the details :D

[Godzilla]

Never needed to be strip searched. That's one advantage of being nude.

Where's Waldo?

[bbf2]

Hidden in the crowd

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Godzilla]

Everytime I look in the mirror. Oh wait I'm not human. Or do you mean the male of the species?

Where's Osama (bin Laden)?

[pixiness]

in a cave of course...

Do you like green eggs and ham?

[tyler_durden]

No, only blue eggs...

Do you like cooked spinach?

[pixiness]

very much... i put just a little splash of red-wine vinegar on it.

Weirdest food you like?

[HeadHunter]

Rice crispy cakes with vingar on them


Where is Wally?

[pixiness]

wherever you left him last.

Who's wally?

[Optimus Prime]

I don't know.

What's your favorite kind of dog?

[Madness]

French Poodle........Mmmmmm, delicious........

What dog are you most scared of??

[Kitty]

those huge ones that killed that one lady in san francisco



are u afraid of spiders (i'm not)?

[PlayingGod]

Yes

What are you afraid of?

[Madness]

Teletubbies (Shudders)

Have you ever had chicken pox?

[PlayingGod]

Yes...


Whats Your Favorite Artist on this board...:D

[MovieDudeGuy]

Me;)

Is PG acting a bit self-centered lately?;)

[Madness]

Well, god is a self-centered, insecure little cry-baby.....

Are you very religious??

[MovieDudeGuy]

Kinda. I'm Jewish.

What's your religion, if you have one?

[PlayingGod]

Episcopalian....

Boxers or Breifs (Women just type in wha toyu wear :D)

[bbf2]

Boxers

Ben or Jerry?

[MovieDudeGuy]

Ben

;) or :p

[Madness]

:p. It's more sexual, in a carpet licking way........

Ever licked carpet??

[MovieDudeGuy]

Nope.

:eek: or:cool:

[bbf2]

:cool:

:o or :mad: (battle of the red smilies)

[MovieDudeGuy]

:mad:

:confused: or :) battle of the yellows.

[Madness]

:confused: More closely resembles what I look like.....It's hell to wash...

:( or :eek: ?

[bbf2]

:(, it's a classic

:p or :rolleyes: battle of the light green

[MovieDudeGuy]

:rolleyes:

battle of the blue:( :eek:

[bbf2]

:(, I just answered that question!

:D or :cool: battle of the ones with no match!

[Madness]

Both are good, but :D has helped me through some rough times. Thanks toothy.

Stuffy nose or runny nose??

[Frizzo the Clown]

Runny nose.

Is your refridgerator running?

[Colorado Cajun]

no it pretty much stays still

should I watch Buffy or Bruce Lee?

[Caroline]

definatly bruce lee

which of is movies are on?

[Colorado Cajun]

any I want because I have the dvds;)

can I have some pie?

[Caroline]

sure

apple?, or cherry?

[Colorado Cajun]

hmm cherry

what can I have to go with the pie?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'll give you a swift kick in the jewels to go with it.

Would you like an ice pack?

[bbf2]

Nah

What do I have to do to get some respect around here?

[Colorado Cajun]

hit Frizzo with a bat

anyone seen my bat?

[Caroline]

I SURE HAVENT

can someone remind me not to cross frizzo's path on a bad day?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Reminder: Don't cross Frizzo's path on a bad day. ;)

Which days are my good days?

[Caroline]

hmm, id have to say that a day that doesnt end in a midget being severly hurt, or another guy getting his jewels kicked is a good day

think you can try again tomorrow?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Sorry...midget maiming and jewel kicking are the only things on my schedule for tomorrow.

How about the day after that?

[Colorado Cajun]

The day after that you have your rabies shots

isn't anyone going to console me for being kicked in the jewels by that damn Clown?

[Danzig]

if by "console" you mean what i think u do then NO, sicko hehe

whats the next movie thats gonna REALLY kick a s s?

[Kitty]

triple x maybe?


how do you think the thrid austin powers movie is going to be?

[MovieDudeGuy]

either a riot or a dog

Do you have the game Alien Vs. Predator 2? Cuz I just got it, and it's awesome, especially chestbursting, when YOU'RE the chestburster:eek:

[Empusae]

No i dont. . . i should get it though.


What do you think the best game system (console) is of all time?

[Madness]

ATARI!!! 1st EDITION!!!!

Does anyone remember that crazy decade known as the 90's??

[Frizzo the Clown]

Vaguely. I was stoned and/or drunk for most of it.

Better decade, 80's or 90's?

[Optimus Prime]

80's Transformers was on tv then.:D

Favorite cartoon?

[pixiness]

From back in the day - probably Spiderman and his amazing friends... From current day - dexter's lab.

[Optimus Prime]

Where is your question, pixi?

[bbf2]

Her question is not there.

I'm letting your response act as Pixi's question, is that alright?

[Optimus Prime]

Of course.;) :cool:

Favorite thing to do?

[Empusae]

Read or dream of love and loves returned.

Any hobbies?

[Optimus Prime]

To many to name.

In or out?

[Empusae]

one after the other please

Innie or outie belly button?

[Madness]

Innie.

Ever had your entrails pulled out through the back of your head??

[Rogue]

Yes, I do it on a weekly basis..it's quite relaxing.

Have you?

[Madness]

No, but I perform the operation daily on some unwilling reciprients....

Ever sneezed with your eyes open??

[Rogue]

No..

Are you allergic to anything?

[tyler_durden]

Yes, penicillen.

What is the biggest adrenaline rush for you?

[Empusae]

Rollarcoasters

What you have to do that you dirive the least fun from?

[Madness]

Wake up in the morning....That and clip my toenails.......

Any siblings? If yes how many?

[Empusae]

One of each

Do you wish you had some / could get rid of some siblings?

[Madness]

Yah, then I could get all the 2nd helping s I want on meatloaf Tuesday!!!.......First meatloaf Tuesdays, and the THE WORLD!!! Or my immediate neighbourhood..............

Where'd I leave those danm keys???

[Empusae]

check the last place you would usually look *grin*

what color is your car?

[Optimus Prime]

Don't you mean what's my color is. I'm a Autobot you know.;)

What's you favorite thing?

[Kitty]

my drawing pad (i have loads of them)



are theyy really after ur lucky charms?

[Madness]

Aye!!......Why does everyone keep laughin' when I say that??

Television or Porn??

[Knerys]

Television

Books or Movies?

[Madness]

Ooo, gotta go with movies only because I'm such an afectionado, and you can make out during a movie. Kinda hard during a book. The pages get all stuck together....It's just messy.

Too much info??

[Kitty]

no, u need more info




do u have long fingernails (wow, what a stupid question i just thought of)?

[Knerys]

Nope

Remix or Redub?

[todd philip]

remix

how do you like your garlic bread, with cheese or without?

[Madness]

Remix.

Whole wheat or elephants?

[Knerys]

Garlic with out

And Elephants

Route 66 or Catch-22?

[Madness]

Route 66.

Golfing, fishing, or chinese water torture??

[Grob]

Catch 22, it's more fun.

blackboard or dry erase?

[todd philip]

chinese water torture

are you bald?

[Kitty]

chinese water torture, then golf :p, no i am not




moldy posionus bread or a rabid bite from a dog?

[Knerys]

I terrible at golfing, I never catch any fish, so chinese water tortue I guess.

Doulbe breasted or pinstriped?

[Madness]

That's alotta questions there!!

OK, dry erase.

Full head of hair (thank god)

Moldy bread.

Double breasted. Anything with the words breast and double will always get my vote.

Did I get all of those??

[Knerys]

Yes and sorry about that next time I doulbe check.

Did some post before me?

[Madness]

Yah, like, 3 people. But that's all in the past now Knery. Yo gotta stop living in the past!! ;)

If you had a time machine, which year would you go to??

[JBond]

2001, theres this test I'd like to retake ;)

How bout you?

[todd philip]

the morning of september 11 2001, logan airport, i would kill everyone of those terrorists A**HOLES

are you lonely

[Madness]

I'd probably visit the future. Get some ideas then come back to this pithole and use them in advance. Either that or back to 97. There was this girl I woulda...You know.......Done the monkey dance with?? Huh?? We on the same page here?? You reading my mail??? You walking my dog??....Enough euphimisms, SEX!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA.........Man, that felt good.....

Live fast or die young??

[Knerys]

Live fast

Don't you die young if you live fast?