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Skinny
12-30-2003, 01:12 AM
The Last Samurai
have you seen it?
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 01:13 AM
No
Was it good?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:15 AM
i want to see it
do you
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 01:16 AM
yes
what's the last movie you have seen?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:19 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
have you seen it
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 01:20 AM
yes, one of the funniest movies i've seen.
do you agree?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:21 AM
yes i do
"can you get me a shrubbery"
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 01:22 AM
I am Roger the Shrubber. yes i could.
What floats in water?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:30 AM
alot of things
"whats your favorite color"
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 03:41 AM
Blue. No, yelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I dont know, but i guess it would be really fast.
What year did you finish highschool/intend to finish high school?
JimmyDean
12-30-2003, 04:25 AM
I just finished HS last year
You?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 04:26 AM
Dear Tara,
This year, in fact. And I passed?
Have you ever performed a musical on stage?
Yeah, all the time. I was in my school production of "Man of steel, the superman story" I was daily prophet reporter #5.
Ever wanted to jump from an airplane?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 04:40 AM
No, but I've fallen off a train.
Does that count?
I guess so.
Did you hurt yourself?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 04:43 AM
No. I'm about as indestrucible as Buster Keaton.
Do you like films from the Silent Era?
Only if they have damsels in distress being tied to train tracks.
Do you?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 04:46 AM
Yeah. Laurel and Hardy especially.
Ever seen Silent Movie?
never even heard of it.
Is it any good?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 04:49 AM
Yeah. It's a Mel Brooks film.
What's your favourite Mel Brooks movie?
Robin Hood men in tights.
What was the last movie you saw?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 04:54 AM
Spaceballs.
Do you find Rick Moranis funny?
Depends on what he is in. He was good in Ghostbusters
Did you ever see that movie?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:01 AM
Yes.
Did you see the sequel?
Yeah, i like the sequel better than the first. Which is rare.
Do you have a job?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:11 AM
No, but I'm looking for one.
Do you?
No, because i am have to move to go to university in Feb, so there is no point.
What do you intend to do with your life. If you know, that is
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:14 AM
Write science fiction novels.
Do you find the idea of a tyrannosaurus-sized alien with five jaws, no eyes a really nasty disposition scary?
WHAT! You've met my father!!!!! No, aliens are cool
Do you find that scary?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:17 AM
No. The actual thing is larger than a T-rex.
Would you buy a book with that in it?
Sure. It think I would...have to learn how to read first :)
What was the last book you read?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:20 AM
The Lord of the Rings.
Have you ever read it?
I got Half way through it. Got to about Helms Deep and gave up.
Have you seen ROTK
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:27 AM
Not yet, but I will next year.
You really haven't finished the book?
No, I haven't. Had other things to do and stuff. I might start reading again in 04 when i have time.
When was the last time you ate?
Nope. Never. Uh-uh.
Book? What book?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:31 AM
The Lord of the Rings.
How's the weather in Brisbane?
Fantastic. One of those nights when it is not to hot and not to cold.
What about the weather where you are?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:34 AM
Hot enough to frry the balls off a brass monkey.
Can you recommend a good souvenir shop?
Fine, last time I checked.
Did you know that Tungsten is swedish for heavy stone, named so, because it was dicovered by a swede, and it was heavy?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:34 AM
I do now.
Is geology a hobby of yours?
Souvenir shops. Not really, cos i dont souvenir shop cos i live here.
JSGD, no i did not know that
What souvenirs do you want to buy
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:36 AM
Cloth badges.
What do you collect when on holidays?
Nope, chemistry.
Did you know that Tungsten is also known as Wolfram.
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:37 AM
I didn't know that either.
Is chemistry as hard as it looks?
Dont know, never took chemistry
Do you like science
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:39 AM
Not particularly. I'm more of an English and Drama person.
What's your IQ?
Would not have a clue.
Do you know yours?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:41 AM
122.
Is that good?
once again, wouldn't have a clue, probably.
Do you have cable internet, or dial up
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:43 AM
Dial up.
And youself?
DSL.
Got a internet connection?
obviously.
Are you of legal age to drink in your country?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:47 AM
Yes, but I don't drink.
Do you drink yourself stupid on weekends?
No, that is knid of silly. Waste of time, money and brain cells.
Do you agree
And on weekdays too!
What's your favorite drink?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:49 AM
Iced coffee.
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:49 AM
What's your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:52 AM
Just told you.
What's with the clock avatar?
It represent the flow of life, and that every minute spent here is an insult the creations of mother earth.
Like liquorice?
Nope.
Read any books lately?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 11:41 AM
Lord of the Rings
do you have any pets
Kitty
12-30-2003, 12:39 PM
yes, two crazy dogs, and i would have two cats right now, but there gone :(
have you seen my black cat anywhere?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:01 PM
no i havent
have you seen my cats anywhere
Kitty
12-30-2003, 01:02 PM
no i haven't
*hiccups*
read any comics lately?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:05 PM
not lately
have you
Kitty
12-30-2003, 01:06 PM
only been re-reading my x-men comics
other than nightcrawler, what's your favorite superhero?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:08 PM
the flash
have you read his comics
Laterose
12-30-2003, 01:08 PM
hmmmmm.....Superman
Favourite Simpsons quote?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:12 PM
groundskeeper willy: "this is the last time you'll ever slap your willy around"
do you remeber that quote
zamphir66
12-30-2003, 01:22 PM
no.
do you like wheat or white bread?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:26 PM
white bread
whats your least favorite movie
zamphir66
12-30-2003, 01:27 PM
harold and maude
how's the weather?
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:39 PM
sunny but cold
hows the weather where your at
zamphir66
12-30-2003, 01:41 PM
sunny but cold also
are you in the northern hemisphere.
Highfire
12-30-2003, 01:50 PM
yes i am
do you ever shop at best buy
smokiechimp
12-30-2003, 04:07 PM
nope
is this website distracting me from my college work?
spiderman_2k
12-30-2003, 04:08 PM
Definatlely
Does my butt look big in this??
smokiechimp
12-30-2003, 04:10 PM
HUGE!
Can i go now?
Your dismissed.
What did you learn in school today?
spiderman_2k
12-30-2003, 04:12 PM
No School, Holidays..:D
Do you think it's wise to spend so much time on here?
Absolutly not.
Do we have anything better to do?
spiderman_2k
12-30-2003, 04:14 PM
Of course not.
Think we will get an Indy Forum soon?
In due time.
When is the next film scheduled?
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 05:02 PM
Don't ask me.
Are you looking forward to it?
Alien
12-30-2003, 05:51 PM
I don't know.
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a lesbian?
zamphir66
12-30-2003, 11:20 PM
Forty Licks.<--------------
Now name the band. ah, but that's too easy.
Kitty
12-30-2003, 11:42 PM
what was your question?
Skinny
12-30-2003, 11:47 PM
um... i never had one... heh heh
now how was your day today?
Kitty
12-30-2003, 11:47 PM
boring as usual
how was yours?
Skinny
12-30-2003, 11:51 PM
typical... bike riding was sort of a relief to me though it was cold
when was the last time you went biking?
Kitty
12-30-2003, 11:52 PM
a long time ago
(in a galaxy far far away *cues star wars music* :p)
wont ya change your location to mine? :D
Skinny
12-30-2003, 11:56 PM
heh heh sure... in a bit
won't you come with me to Vegas? :)
Kitty
12-30-2003, 11:57 PM
i can't you know that --_--##
can you at least take a few pictures of you out in the snow for me? i've never actually touched the real stuff
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:08 AM
sure thing... just have to find my disposable camera somewhere around here
besides staying at home, are ya doing anything else for New Year's?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:08 AM
not really
doesn't that suck?
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:10 AM
yes it does... you should have at least some firecrakers to set off
are you more tolerant to hot or cold weather?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:11 AM
hot weather
what about you?
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:15 AM
probably cold weather... but i didn't get sick or anything when i went to Florida, The Bahamas, and Vegas... all areas of hot climate...
did you notice having 11111 posts a while ago?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:16 AM
yes, i put it in the milestone thread
your a tad illiterate aren't ya? :p
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:19 AM
i am?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:19 AM
guess not (damn :p)
so...erm...how about those birds?
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:24 AM
birds? what birds?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:25 AM
the ones outside...sleeping...
do you ever sleep? :p
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:29 AM
not in college... very little :)
how bout you?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:30 AM
i sleep here and there..
why do you keep smiling?
*catches the disease and smiles* :)
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:32 AM
because smiling is a good thing :)
don't you think so?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:34 AM
yeah i guess so :)
so you don't wanna be colossus for next year's comic con?
Skinny
12-31-2003, 12:39 AM
i dunno... as long as it doesn't include being what Eamon had to go through last year --_--
don't you think it hurts to be in that kind of stuff Eamon was in?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 12:41 AM
s*** yeah, it looked painful like a monkey, but bluebeast found some different paint that won't peel off your skin --_--
so would you consider being colossus then? :D
Aaargh!
12-31-2003, 01:57 AM
Well, I'd have to know what one was, wouldn't I.
Would it be fun?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 11:03 AM
yes
*can't believe you don't know what colossus is --_--*
how much longer till it's 2004 over there?
3 and half hours.
So who's gone into the new year?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 01:52 PM
not me (its not even noon yet over here --_--)
what about you, have you gone into the new year yet?
PsychoMike
12-31-2003, 01:55 PM
not me still over 9 hours
what are you doing for New Years Eve?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 02:24 PM
sitting at home as usual --_--
listening to any music right now?
I rarely listen to music.
Favorite band?
DFreshZ
12-31-2003, 04:01 PM
Alkaline Trio
Favorite type of music?
Kitty
12-31-2003, 05:04 PM
rock
favorite edible food that comes from an animal in one way or another?
Alien
12-31-2003, 07:05 PM
Meat. Any meat.
Did you know it's now 2004?
Yeah, since about midnight.
Are you enjoying it so far
Highfire
12-31-2003, 07:12 PM
not the new year for me
what was your favorite christmas present you got this year
Aaargh!
01-01-2004, 04:53 AM
A CD set containing 45 songs from the 80s.
Does 80s music appeal to you?
Only the good songs...the ones that you can sing along to.
Does early 90's music appeal to you
Aaargh!
01-01-2004, 05:15 AM
Not particularly. Some stuff is good, but most of it sucks.
Do you hate rap?
Dont Hate it, Dont love it either.
Whats your favourite sport?
Aaargh!
01-01-2004, 06:15 AM
Table tennis.
Is table tennis a real sport?
Sure, it has an olympic team, doesn't it. Well, there is a professional league, so close enough.
Is table tennis an olympic sport?
Don't know, we'll see.
When is the olympics?
BONUS QUESTION: How long does the olympics last?
Highfire
01-01-2004, 02:11 PM
i dont know
whats your favorite holiday
Gotta be christmas. No real reason really.
Favorite Soylent Food?
HeadHunter
01-01-2004, 07:04 PM
what!
What??
Kitty
01-01-2004, 07:06 PM
:twisted:
what was your favorite childhood toy?
HeadHunter
01-01-2004, 07:14 PM
what do you mean WAS my favourite *Hugs troll*
whats that on your head??
Highfire
01-01-2004, 07:39 PM
hair
whats that on your shirt
Lefty
01-01-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Highfire
hair
whats that on your shirt
lint
are you insecure?
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:37 PM
no
are you a lefty
no
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:58 PM
whole bread ?
do you like potatoes
Ducky
01-01-2004, 10:00 PM
OF COURSE!!! We Irish love our potatoes :D
Do you like anime?
Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:01 PM
some
do you like the irish
Kitty
01-01-2004, 10:39 PM
yeah there cool
do you like mexicans?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:40 PM
As long as there not the wanabe gangbangers,They're fine with me.
Do you like Irish "folk"? ;)
Lefty
01-01-2004, 10:49 PM
of course
do you watch the matinee shows?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:57 PM
I usually do,but I was just trying to think of a movie related name when I registered
Are you really a lefty?
Lefty
01-01-2004, 10:58 PM
this information is not to be disclosed
do you know who I REALLY am?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:00 PM
I'm gonna guess and say.....Mr. Pink.
I'm not right,am I?
Lefty
01-01-2004, 11:02 PM
no
do you wanna venture another GUESS?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:09 PM
A spokesperson for Guess Jeans.
Wrong again,aren't I?
Lefty
01-01-2004, 11:12 PM
yep
think back about 3 months ago.
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:13 PM
Slipknot.
Is that it?
Lefty
01-01-2004, 11:20 PM
nope
think more back
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:20 PM
i don't know
can you tell me?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:21 PM
Can't....think...that...far
Can you just PM me the answer?
PyroXTorch
01-01-2004, 11:23 PM
no
do u enjoy midgets dancing?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:24 PM
should you have added a question after your answer?
PyroXTorch
01-01-2004, 11:25 PM
i did hahahaha
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:26 PM
if there one of frizzo's midgets..and as long as they aren't humping my leg, yes
so why did you choose your name as that?
PyroXTorch
01-01-2004, 11:28 PM
couse its the same as my SHH! one. Helps me remember
are u a girl?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:29 PM
its a bit obvious, with the name and the avatar and the location
what made you think otherwise?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:30 PM
Well, you are a very blood thirsty little girl...
Are you going to kill me now?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:31 PM
not yet...:twisted:
does ten sound good enough for you? :p
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:34 PM
Yes mamm.
how bout them Chargers?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:35 PM
they kinda..whats the word..oh yeah..suck :p
so..What about them Dodgers? :D
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:40 PM
The Dodger do not exist in my mind
So, how bout those lakers?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:41 PM
(--_--###)
there alright..
So..erm..how about those tidal waves?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:42 PM
They're scary...
So, how bout this lefty?
collegeboy
01-01-2004, 11:43 PM
Those tidal waves are crashing the party.
How about this heat?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:43 PM
Matinee:baka..that's what he is..--_--###
college: its ok
do you like..hamburgers?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:44 PM
Yes.
You want to go hang in Fight thread?
collegeboy
01-01-2004, 11:44 PM
LoL..
I'm Mad about Cows.
Ever been attacked by a jelly fish?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:46 PM
don't remind me of that terrible experience at mission beach
--_--;;;
have you ever been attacked by them?
collegeboy
01-01-2004, 11:49 PM
No, but I like peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches.
You only come out at night?
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 11:50 PM
Nope
Like I asked earlier,do you want to hang out in the Fight Thread?
Kitty
01-01-2004, 11:53 PM
i'm sure you'd love to "hang out" with him there
like i would :twisted:
is it cold over there?
Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 12:01 AM
In carlsbad,yeah,kinda.
How bout you?
Kitty
01-02-2004, 12:01 AM
yes it's cold over here in chula vista
have a nice new years?
Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 12:15 AM
I guess.
How about you?
Kitty
01-02-2004, 12:16 AM
it was alright, wish i was with Skinny though when it struck midnight..
what did you do on New Years?
PyroXTorch
01-02-2004, 01:10 AM
watch tv
How about you
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 01:15 AM
Attempted to get drunk... eh, I got a little tipsy.
When was the last time you got drunk?
About 2 weeks ago, but shhhh, that is just between you and me.
Do you drink often?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 03:34 AM
Nah, not really... I'm not even old enough to drink... well, legally ;)
Are you?
No. Thats why I said Shhhh
What is your legal drinking age in your area?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:10 AM
Ahhh, gotcha ;)
In the US, the legal drinking age is 21. I have 2 more years to go.
Do you have a fav alcoholic drink?
I do, but I am legally not old enough to drink it.
Do you have a favourite non-alcoholic drink?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:27 AM
Hmmm, I probably do. Either fruit punch, orange juice or coca-cola.
Do you wear glasses?
No, i am meant to, but i lost them to many times. I should have them, since i have injured my eyes so many times since.
Do you have any problems with your vision?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:30 AM
No one in my immediate family has perfect vision, including me. I wear contacts normally... usually in public. Right now I'm wearing my glasses.
Where are you from?
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:31 AM
Yes, I'm short-sighted.
Have you had laser eye surgery?
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:33 AM
I'm from Australia.
Where are you from?
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:35 AM
No, unfortunately, but I'm planning on getting it done some time in the future.
Do you prefer black to grey?
Black. Only cos my old school uniform was grey.
Do you prefer blue or red?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:37 AM
Blue
Do you have any posters on your bedroom wall?
yeah. A few Lord of the rings movie posters and a foo fighters poster.
Do you?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:41 AM
Yeah, I have 6... GoodFellas poster, Reservoir Dogs poster, 2 Radiohead posters, Simpsons poster and a Salvador Dali painting, in poster form.
Whats your fav time of the day?
umm, really early in the morning when i go to bed.
Whens yours?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:43 AM
I prefer the night, so right now, though it's kinda early morning actually... whoa.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:44 AM
Right now.
When is "right now" for you?
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:45 AM
No, I have not.
Have you?
only a few hearts. No, never.
Would you ever steal something?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:47 AM
Maybe, if I wanted it bad enough.
Is Tara your real name?
Yes it is. i am named after the house in Gone with the wind.
Do you have any strange yet interesting facts about you?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:50 AM
Ummm, if I don't have any kids, my families last name will stop. All female cousins and I have a sister. Ohhhh, boy, now that's pressure.
Do you take a long time to shower?
Depends on if i am washing my hair or not
When was the last time you had a hair cut?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:54 AM
Hmmm, over 2 months ago probably.
Whats your fav movie?
Ummm, one of the LOTR trillogy, dont ask which, Trainspotting or A leauge of their Own.
What was the last DVD you brought?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:56 AM
Fargo SE, I looove that movie.
Do you have a huge crush on Ewan McGregor, like most of the girls I know?
Umm, yes. But it is not so much a crush as it is Worship. I think he is an amazing actor, makes very wise choices, plays characters very well, and it doesn't hurt that he is a very attractive man.
Does it annoy you that people have crushes on Ewan? Are you jealous? :)
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 05:02 AM
LOL, not really. He's an awesome actor, good-looking and a cool guy, he deserves it ;)
Bur really, must he show his dick in every movie? :p
He didn't, or did i fall alseep during that part of Star Wars.
Did you like Star Wars Episode 1?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 05:05 AM
No, actually, I don't like any of the Star Wars movies.
Do you?
Yeah, the originals were cool. Jar Jar must die in Episode three though.
What do you do for a living?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 05:09 AM
I work at a Quizno's
you?
unemployed but acceped into University.
Whats Quizno's?
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 05:15 AM
It's like Subway, except our subs are heated.
I'm gonna hit the hay. You have yourself a nice day. Any plans?
Probably sleeping, because it is night time here. Night.
What CD do you listen to the most?
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 05:43 AM
Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon, and Queen's A Night at the Opera.
Do you like Queen?
Kitty
01-02-2004, 12:13 PM
yes, good group
what other language do you know (otehr than english)?
evenstar
01-02-2004, 12:19 PM
French, Italian (just picked up German too)
What do you want to be when you older? (or if your older what did you want to be)
Kitty
01-02-2004, 12:20 PM
an actress, screenplaywriter, possibly artist
what about you?
evenstar
01-02-2004, 12:26 PM
own my own shoe shop
Snowboarding or skiing?
Kitty
01-02-2004, 12:27 PM
snowboarding
rock climbing or sky diving?
Highfire
01-02-2004, 12:27 PM
sky diveing
what month were you born in
Kitty
01-02-2004, 12:28 PM
january
what about you?
Highfire
01-02-2004, 12:28 PM
september
whats your favorite day of the week
Kitty
01-02-2004, 12:29 PM
friday (and or) saturday
whats your favorite song?
evenstar
01-02-2004, 12:30 PM
Saturday morings
Whats your worst fear?
Highfire
01-02-2004, 12:37 PM
falling from a tall building
whats your worst fear
Bumblebees, scary little buggers, they are!
Whats your worst fear?
PyroXTorch
01-02-2004, 05:27 PM
black widows, only black widows
favorite video game?
The Zelda or Metroid series.
Favorite console?
PyroXTorch
01-02-2004, 06:06 PM
xbox
favorite console?
N-GAGE!
Machine with Windows or a Mac?
Windows
Ever tried Linux?
PyroXTorch
01-02-2004, 06:20 PM
no
Favorite show
Highfire
01-03-2004, 02:31 AM
simpsons
favorite movie
LOTR or League of their own, or trainspotting. Changes on a daily basis.
Favourite band/singer/performer?
Highfire
01-03-2004, 02:44 AM
i dont know
favorite book
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Or Outlander.
Favourite food?
JimmyDean
01-03-2004, 02:48 AM
Ummmm, I like apples... such a dork.
Fave subject in school?
Drama.
Worst subject at school
JimmyDean
01-03-2004, 02:51 AM
Math. ****ers.
First name of one of your HS crushes?
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