ask/answer

[Alien]

4 sum.

How did you fine out Oasis had over 110 posts in this thread?

[Ripley]

well i have no idea.

who plays Danny in american history X?

[Oasis]

Ummmmm dunno, but that's a good movie

What's your favorite part?

[smokiechimp]

It's the kid out of Terminator, he played thingy Connor:applaud:

My favorite part is when Edward Norton Stamps on that black guys head when he makes him put his mouth over the curb

Have you seen that bit?

[Oasis]

That bit rocks "Bite the cerb"

Where was the question?

[smokiechimp]

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BIT?:rolleyes:

Did you think the black guy in the prison who Eddy befriends was the best character? cos' I do

[Oasis]

He was funny, I liked the big fat stupid guy better

Do you know who I'm talking about

[smokiechimp]

No I can't quite place him!

was he in the prison as well?

[smokiechimp]

Ooh no I remember he was Eddy's buddy at the beggining of the film!

Did I just answer my own question?

[Oasis]

Yes I believe you did

Did you like the movie Shrek?

[smokiechimp]

Yes i did although watching it the second time was very boring I found!

Was Eddy Murphy annoying?

[Oasis]

Yes totally, he was so funny

I found the story to be a bit basic, but the humor was great, what did you think?

[smokiechimp]

The comedy did it for me!

Have you seen Army of Darkness?

[Oasis]

Nope

Is it any good?

[smokiechimp]

Yea It's a funny horror.

Have you looked in the 'Suck on my boomstick' thread

[dr_evil]

hold on there is a "Suck on my broomstick" thread

can you give me a link:D

[Alien]

Do it yourself.

Is it me or are you getting board of the TV channels changing the line-ups because of this Iraq thing?

[kryptonian_boy]

Not so much, but I was sorry that the news didn't cut in on the Oscars right as Michael Moore was about to open his big mouth!

Did you watch the Oscar telecast?

[Alien]

I don't think it was on here and if it was no one told me.

Was it any good?

[Oasis]

No, it was rubbish, a bunch of awards being awarded to the wrong people and celebraties opening their mouths about the war

All agreed?

[dr_evil]

no

Did you think Steve Martin was funny?

[Oasis]

No

Have you seen the movie Chicago?

[kryptonian_boy]

Yes.
Have you seen Spirited Away?

[Oasis]

No

Is Chicago as good as it is made out to be?

[kryptonian_boy]

I thought so.

Haqve you seen any of the Best Picture nominees?

[Oasis]

I've seen TTT, I'm usually very selective about the movies I see at the cinema... renting I usually don't care, as long as it isn't a romance or western.

What your favorite catogery of movie?

[dr_evil]

Drama/comedy

what are yours?

[Oasis]

Comedy/Action/Fanatcy

Did you know you'll get told to make your sig a lil shorter... i did

[dr_evil]

darnit:(

Which ones of my quotes should i keep then (the funniest)?

[Oj]

These two:
"A movie star can be many thing they can be tall, short, thin, skinny
they can be Democratic or.......skinny"

"Afghanistan submitted a film this year
My-Big FatSkinny Ragety-A$$ One Hump Camel"

Pop quiz: Who was the last elected Whig president?

If you don't know that, then:

What is your favorite color?

[Oasis]

Blue or black, you decide

Favorite band?

[dr_evil]

i dont have one

i cant think right now can you?

[Oasis]

Yes I can think

What's distracting you?

[dr_evil]

i just added up everyones scores in the academy awards game
and tomorrow i have the to add up my 3rd and final game and that one has over 100 members

so how has your day been:)

[Oasis]

Long and tiring

What have you done all day?

[dr_evil]

i have done school work worked on The Academy Awards Game for 2 sites and now i am watching my brother

WHy do i always have to edit my post so i can post my question?

[Oasis]

Because your a muppet

Was that a suitable answer?

[dr_evil]

yes i guess but i kinda already knew that

Did you think Steve Martin was funny during the oscars last night?

[Oasis]

Not really

Did you? (note 1000 posts, that means you must speak to me with respect now)

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Oasis
(note 1000 posts, that means you must speak to me with respect now)

like that will ever happen:p


do you really want me to be nice (ok some what nice) to you

[Oasis]

Your already nice (enough) Just respect, ya know, like rolling out a red carpet when I come on line etc etc

Is that too much to ask?

[dr_evil]

yes that is too much you are lucky enough to get a how was your day from me or a hi


how do you like the name "Your Royal Pain in The A$$"?:applaud:

[Oasis]

That'll do me fine

How do you like the name "Gonzo"?

[dr_evil]

:hehe: no


what was the funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen on a car?

[Oasis]

Bumper stickers aren't that common here in the UK

What about you?

[dr_evil]

i cant think of any:(


do you think i should try and start a reality show game here (again)

[Oasis]

Maybe

What does it involve? Was it successful?

[dr_evil]

have you heard of the reality show Big Brother it is an online version of that i played it on another site and it was fun

ahave you heard of Big Brother?

[Oasis]

Yes.... It sucks

Are we talking about the American big brother or Brittish?

[dr_evil]

i have only seen the american version

was the british version bad?

[Oasis]

i haven't seen the American version... I'm guessing they are both bad, I hate reality TV shows

Do you know all of your national anthem?

[dr_evil]

yes of course:)

do you know americas national anthem?

[Oasis]

A tiny little bit

do you know any of the Scottish National Anthem?

[dr_evil]

[talk to himself]hold on scottish had a national anthem[/talk to yourself]
of course

do you?

[smokiechimp]

YES

Suck On My Boomstick!!! (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10967&perpage=25&pagenumber=1)

Will this link surfice?

[dr_evil]

no i already found it while you were gone

what took you so long?

[smokiechimp]

Some of us have to work you know and catch up later!

Do you have a job?

[dr_evil]

i home school

what do you do?

[smokiechimp]

I'm an assistant bar manager at a hotel in Yorkshire

What do you want to do?

[HeadHunter]

eat some ogleberries

What is the square root of 7845927?

[Oasis]

Easy 2801.058193

Think I used a calculator?

[southern]

yes

will i hit 3000 today?!:applaud:

[kryptonian_boy]

The Magic 8 Ball says yes.

Do you believe in the all-seeing, all-knowing Magic 8 Ball?

[Oasis]

Yes... I asked one if I was the best... And it said yes

Do you live in a yellow submarine?

[smokiechimp]

Well it's kind of off mustard!

Do you live at Ellenor Rigby's house?

[Oasis]

No

Does anyone like the Beatles?

[Danzig]

OVERrated

anyone besides me have the new Zelda game yet?

[Alien]

It's not out here till May so no not yet.

Is it any good?

[smokiechimp]

As good as a Zelda game can be!!

Are you getting CM4? (If your American you won't know this game unless I underestimate your knowledge of English sports)

[Alien]

I don’t like the games. I don’t like any game known as football.

It is Championship Manager you’re talking about right?

[smokiechimp]

I

Do you want gravy or ketchup?

[Danzig]

catsup? Katsup?? catsup? Katsup?? i'll take the gravy

anyone else pissed bout these 3 weeks 24 breaks??

[Oasis]

what 3 weeks 24 breaks?

Anyone else know what he's talking about?

[smokiechimp]

Haven't a clue!

What's he talking about?

[Danzig]

"he's" talking of 24-- the best TV drama on this season!! & how it doesn't just have a rerun for one week, but 3 :mad: it's a new one TONIGHT tho.

hot dog, sausage or tofu?

[dr_evil]

Neither they all make me gassy

which one would you pick?

[southern]

that one

what are you picking?

[dr_evil]

i dont know what you want me to pick

What did you want me to pick from?

[southern]

nothing

wanna give me a back rub?

[dr_evil]

it depends

what do i get for it?

[Oasis]

A cookie

Do you like white chocolate chip cookies?

[Alien]

You need to ask!

Why is the Computing computer so bloody slow!?!?

[Oasis]

Because it has to share it's bandwidth with other computers

Happy with that?

[HeadHunter]

Cause they feel that because you are doing a computing course you like to stare at a computer doing nothing all day

Fav. Film at the moment??

[Oasis]

LOTR: TTT

What's yours?

[HeadHunter]

at the moment....Lilo & Stitch...hehe

What is the colour of air?

[dr_evil]

well i thought air was invisiblle

or am i wrong?

[Elizabeth]

I'm not sure, I don't see what you're talking about ;)

How are you today?

[dr_evil]

ok

How about you?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Don't ask.

You ever have "one of those days?"

[dr_evil]

yes it was yesterday

what is so bad about your day?

[pixiness]

My day's not too bad except that I'm at work

Is there something wrong with Frizzo's day?

[dr_evil]

How would i know ? (thats my answer/question)

[smokiechimp]

Because you are the all seeing I

Arn't you?

[dr_evil]

(dang it someone found out;) ) no i am not

are you the all seeing I?

[Oasis]

No I thought that was Sauron... Hmmm Sauron = Evil... Dr Evil... I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT!! Sauron took a degree in medicine and is now know as Dr Evil... I'm onto you Dr Evil

Am I right or am I right?

[dr_evil]

i wish

who is your favorite austin powers character?

[Oasis]

Mini Me - Especially in Goldmember

Who's your favorite Bond?

[dr_evil]

i never have seen a james bond movie:)

how many post do you think i will have tommorow at this time?

[smokiechimp]

MILLIONS!!!

How the hell could you have NEVER seen a Bond movie?

[dr_evil]

because i dont really have an interist in those type of movies:(
but i have played the games before

Are you a Fanboy for any movie if so which one?

[Danzig]

Attack of the killer tomatoes

is that wrong?

[dr_evil]

i dont know

what is your favorite type of soda?

[Danzig]

either root beer or Mr. Pibbs

any plans tonight?

[dr_evil]

Sleep and watch 8 Mile

if you could only see 1 movie this weekend at theaters what would it be?

[Danzig]

this week nothing, next week Phone Booth

ya watchin South Park?

[dr_evil]

i dont like that show

Do you Have HBO?

[Danzig]

i got all the channel's so yes i do

y?

[dr_evil]

just curious

what is your favorite show on HBO?

[kryptonian_boy]

I don't have HBO right now, but I liked The Sopranos.

What did you eat at your last meal?

[dr_evil]

Chinese

Do you like chinese food?

[kryptonian_boy]

I like almost all kinds of food, including Chinese.

What's your favorite kind of food (Italian, Chinese, Japanese, etc.)?

[dr_evil]

Italian:D mmmmmm

What is your favorite fast food restraunt?

[kryptonian_boy]

Wendy's, home of the triple cheeseburger and the Frosty!

What's your favorite book of all time?

[smokiechimp]

The Stand - stephen King

Why does Dr_Evil seem to have a bazillion posts but his amount of posts never seem to get much higher?:confused:

[dr_evil]

?

does anyone know the answer to that question?

[Oasis]

I sure as hell can't!

Can you imagine a world where we didn't have to sleep or get tired?

[dr_evil]

yes everyone would be drugged up pills

what was you favorite t.v show as a kid?

[smokiechimp]

Postman Pat / Thundercats / He-Man / Danger Mouse / Fireman sam / Ghostbusters

Do you want to go to San Jose?

[dr_evil]

i dont know what san jose is

What do you put on your pizza?

[Oasis]

[Oasis]

I don't put anything on it... But I liike Pepperoni or spicy chicken

If you could visit anywhere in the world where would you go?

[smokiechimp]

You know what I put on MY pizza!;)

San Jose is a place in spain!

Ever heard the 'Do You Know The Way To San Jose' song? ( I probably spelt it wrong)

[Oasis]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
You know what I put on MY pizza!;)

San Jose is a place in spain!

Ever heard the 'Do You Know The Way To San Jose' song? ( I probably spelt it wrong)

Nope

Why does school suck?

[dr_evil]

because you are trapped in a little room for 7 hours (or whaever) learning:rolleyes:


what is your least favorite subject at school?

[Alien]

Maths.

What is the square root of 987?

[dr_evil]

ummmmm............................................ .................................................. .................................................

do you even know the answer to that question

[Elizabeth]

I've already put my calculator away and I'm too lazy to use the one on the computer, so no, I don't know the answer ;)

What is/are your favorite subject(s) to study?

[dr_evil]

drama

What was your favorite musical number in Chicago?

[Oasis]

Never seen it

Who is your role model?

[smokiechimp]

My Dad, he's wicked!

Ever seen the Brit Flick 'Shooting Fish'?

[dr_evil]

no

how many of my post have not been in this thread?

[todd philip]

500

could you wash my back!!!

[Elizabeth]

You're old enough to wash your own back.

If I give you my back-scrubber, will you get back in the shower already? :rolleyes:

[Ripley]

Well I dont know. I'll have to think about it!;)

And thankyou, but i have my exfoliateing gloves. Your not feeling al put out now are you?:p

[smokiechimp]

No I'm feeling, QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!

Snakes or worms?

[dr_evil]

neither they both scare me

cats or dogs?

[smokiechimp]

Little black labradour puppies! Awww (I'm allergic to cats:( )

did you know my fridge is full of food today?

[dr_evil]

well you did just tell me


Did you know that i have a Black Lab?

[kryptonian_boy]

Never thought to ask about it, so no.

Is a dog really man's best friend?

[dr_evil]

no well they defintly arent my best friend because i have been attacked my a few:(

Are you allergic to anything?

[kryptonian_boy]

Pollen (bad hay fever) and work (but I gotta eat, so...).

Is that a loaded squirt gun, or are you just happy to see me?

[dr_evil]

loaded squirt gun

can i squirt with my loaded squirt gun?

:p

[kryptonian_boy]

Just watch where you're pointing that thing!

Why don't I like that look in your eye?

[dr_evil]

you know why;)


Why don't you like that look in my eye?:p

[kryptonian_boy]

Maybe because you're, I don't know, evil!;)

Why must you be evil?

[dr_evil]

look at my profile

Do i scare you?

[kryptonian_boy]

Not since I discovered that your a fan of musicals.

Or are there such things as "evil musicals"?

[dr_evil]

well there was moulin rouge but that movie sucked


have you seen legally blonde?

[kryptonian_boy]

Yeah, and I liked it.

Will you see Legally Blonde 2?

[dr_evil]

i cant wait

have you seen oceans 11?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Nope.

Do you think I should see it?

[kryptonian_boy]

Only if you really like Reese Witherspoon and Luke Wilson.

Do you have opinion about either or both of them?

[dr_evil]

no

Do you like Disney movies?

[kryptonian_boy]

Some of them, but not all of them.

Are you some sort of Disney fanatic?

[dr_evil]

yes


what Disney movies do you like?

[kryptonian_boy]

All of the classics (Snow White, Cinderella, Pinocchio, etc.), and also Little Mermaid, Lion King, Lilo & Stitch, Atlantis, Tarzan (except for Rosie O'Donnell's part), and the Toy Story movies. And I also liked Monsters, Inc. But my favorite is Fantasia.

What are your favorite comedies?

[dr_evil]

i dont really know :(
i like Meet The Parents, Bowfinger

Who is the sexiest person in hollywood?

[Oasis]

That's a really difficult question

Who's the ugliest?

[dr_evil]

the guy who plays bubba(or whatever his name is) in The Good Girl is pretty high on the list


Do you think there should be randon nudity in Films(nudity that is not needed)?

[Alien]

I'm a teenager; do you really need to ask? Yes of course, the more nudity the better.

Did you need to ask that then?

[smokiechimp]

HELL NO!!!

There is never enough nudity!:D

Can I have tea at yours next wednesday? 5:30 should be fine, ok see you then!:)

[Alien]

Do I get to answer?

[smokiechimp]

NO, ha!

Shall I take the train or drive?

[Alien]

You live in England I live in Scotland, it's a long drive.

How much would the train cost?

[Laterose]

Not as much as it would take me to fly over there!

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Laterose
Not as much as it would take me to fly over there!

Cool! I'll meet you there on Wednesday!

*Picks up loudspeaker* HEY EVERYONE, PARTY AT ALIENS HOUSE, WEDNESDAY AT 5:30!!!!

Is that ok Alien?.........good I'll bring the beers!

[dr_evil]

cool i will bring myself if thats ok:p

can any one pay for my plane ticket?

[todd philip]

dont look at me


can you shake your ass for me!

[smokiechimp]

I can but not for you man! I need an incentive, Liiiiike a 6ft stunning brunet asking me;)

Ok so we have Me, Laterose and Doc Evil any more takers for Aliens house party at 5:30 Wednesday?

[dr_evil]

i dont know if i can go across the ocean unless unless soemone pays for my plane ticket

so again. Who will pay for my plane ticket?

[Oasis]

I would if I knew about the party

Why wasn't I told?

[kryptonian_boy]

The invitation probably got lost in the mail.

Why not just go to a movie instead?

[dr_evil]

i just came back from the movies

What was the last thread on CS you visited?

[Oasis]

Sicys Kitty one

Why movie did you just see?

[smokiechimp]

I just saw Equalibrium

Why is Oasis sounding Japanese?

[Oasis]

Because I typed why instead of What

How could I make such a mistake?

[smokiechimp]

Cos' it's far too late at night to be fannying about on a computer!

Shall I go to be soon?

[dr_evil]

i dont know what be is but sure why not

look right behind you. what is the first thing you see?

[Oasis]

A naked woman... Oh wait *opens eyes* My bed

Do you like Friends?

[dr_evil]

if you are talking about the T.V show then yes

Do you?

[Oasis]

Yep, love it

Whose your favorite?

[dr_evil]

Rachel, Chandler, Joey

your?

[Oasis]

Joey is the best man

Did you know that the clocks have went forward?

[dr_evil]

clocks dont move their hands do:rolleyes:



Which Macaroni and Cheese are you? (http://www.angelfire.com/ri/hideaway/Cheese/test.html) (click link)

[Oasis]

The special Kind

Why does no one else post on here?

[dr_evil]

because they dont care about post count i guess

Or do you have a better Reason?

[Oasis]

I think this is maybe getting old...

Think we should stop posting in here?

[Alien]

No! It gets us more posts fast!

Why would you want to stop?

[dr_evil]

because i forgot what the sun looked like since i am always playing this or sleeping

Do you think i should stop posting here?

[Danzig]

no, it's MY thread, post all you want here :applaud:

are there ANY questions we haven't asked yet??

[todd philip]

no


can you please pluck my blonde butt hair's, and then glue them to my buddys grandma's chin???:confused:

[Nilade]

No.

Can you name the television show that has Robert Davi playing a detective?

[HeadHunter]

The Detectives!!

??

[Oasis]

I dunno

Why can't pigs fly?

[dr_evil]

well they do i even seen them in Spy KIds 2.

Will yuo stop posting at CS until i have more post than you? (please):p

[Oasis]

Ha that will be right... even though you did say please

Why do you want more posts than me?

[dr_evil]

because i like having more post then other people so i can make fun of them :hehe:

so i guess you wont leave CS or am i wrong?

[Oasis]

Not so you can make fun of me

Can I make fun of you then?

[dr_evil]

even if i tell you not to that wont stop you

Am i right?

[Alien]

Yes.

Why did all my teachers give me rubbish birthday presents? (Tests, revision for tests and tons of writing)

[dr_evil]

because they love you;)

Do i need to get a life?

[Pinesol13]

ah...so this is how you post whores do it...:cool:

[dr_evil]

good question :rolleyes:

Will you ask a qurstion next time?

[todd philip]

no


am i to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt???

[Oasis]

I think your shirt is too sexy for you

Have I upset you now? :D

[dr_evil]

i dont know


did you say something behind my back or something?

[todd philip]

ya, i sead you look like kramer

[dr_evil]

good question:applaud: yes i know i will be on the ugliest celebrities list in 10 years:p

Do you like my avatar?

[smokiechimp]

No, Sorry DR_Evil I hate it! and for some reason I despise Chicago even though I havent seen it!!!

Should I give it a chance?

[dr_evil]

:eek: :eek: :eek: YES:eek: :eek: :eek:

Are you going yet?

[Oasis]

Never

What's so good about it?

[smokiechimp]

I have no Idea!!!!!

Can I have a spinnach sandwhich then eat some chipilatas?

[dr_evil]

NO:mad:

Do you think i am mad at you for saying you dont like my avatar?

[todd philip]

yes


what is that green, smelly stuff, inbetween your legs???

[Kitty]

its called fresh grass stupid




what is that in your hand?

[todd philip]

my harry longfellow!

do you want to touch it?

[Elizabeth]

Good gosh, no!!! :rolleyes:

Todd, does the word "dork" mean anything to you? :hehe:

[todd philip]

yes, its my last name:D

are you in love with me?

[Elizabeth]

Only in your wildest dreams.

Did you read the thing about Frizzo calling you a dork? :hehe:

[todd philip]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Only in your wildest dreams.

Did you read the thing about Frizzo calling you a dork? :hehe: no

in what thread is that in?

[Elizabeth]

Hmm, I wonder :D

I can't remember which thread it is right off but its where you were talking about comparing yourself to a whale. Do you remember now?

[todd philip]

YES I DO!

is mine as big as a whales?

[Elizabeth]

If you're referring to how small it is, then I would say yes.

Do you realize you just hit 3900 posts?

[todd philip]

yes

do you ever feel alone:(

[smokiechimp]

Only when I'm not with anyone!

Have you ever been bullied?

[Oasis]

Bullied? Naw, nobody would dare

Have you ever bullied anyone?

[dr_evil]

i do to my brother (but he's only 4 so it is kinda easy)

Are you going to congratualtate me on 1000?

[Elizabeth]

In that case, congrats. Have a cookie! :)

Aren't you going to congratulate me on my acceptance to UNC-A? ;)

[dr_evil]

:applaud:congratulations:applaud:

Is that better?

[sabin26]

I've been bullied and I've bullied

[dr_evil]

you did it wrong:(

you answer the question that the person above you wrote and then you write a new question

[sabin26]

Well I didn't know.

Okay let me try this again.

Yes and I've been a bully as well.

Have you ever mistaken somebody on the phone for somebody else?

[dr_evil]

yes i have i once answered the phone thinking it was my grandma but it was my mom

Have you?

[sabin26]

Did it last night.....damn call waiting.

Did you feel really bad about the whole thing?

[dr_evil]

of course i called my mom nanna


What was the last movie you watched?

[sabin26]

Spaceballs

You?

[dr_evil]

i am watching Punch-Drunk Love right now

have you seen that yet?

[sabin26]

Yes I have and it's a good movie.

Have you seen The Recruit yet?

[dr_evil]

no but i am planning to

was it any good?

[sabin26]

I enjoyed it.

Do you plan on seeing X-2?

There is only 30 days 11 hours 50 min and 50 secs

[dr_evil]

yes i am

i am guessing that you are not really excited about it am i right?;)

[sabin26]

Not excited about X-2.

I gets goosebumps just by watching that kick@$$ trailer everyday.

What about the Hulk?

[dr_evil]

i am going to see it but i am not very excited about it

How about The matrix sequels?

[smokiechimp]

Not realy bothered but I'll go see them!

How many pairs of socks do you have?

[dr_evil]

probally 7 but i am not sure:confused:

How many pairs of pants do you have?

[Oasis]

Pants... As in the american meaning... Well I have 24 pair of pants (trousers) about 20 of them a jeans

What is your most special possesion?

[dr_evil]

umm i dont know:confused:


What was the last movie you have seen?

[Oasis]

Last I saw at the cinema was Final Destination 2

Howe many times has that question been asked on this thread?

[dr_evil]

i have asked it twice in the last 3 hours

how many times do you think that question has been asked?