ask/answer

[Madness]

Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
Did you remember to bring the drinks? (While plummeting to the ground.)

Well, at least I'll get a last drink!!

(Madness guzzles down a bottle of pure tequila, worm and all and then.......SPLAT!!!! Into the ground. He the pulls his flattened body off the ground, cartoon styles.)

Look ma, I'm road kill!!!!!


Do you know where that's from??

[Hank Scorpio]

Jim Carrey in The Mask.

Am I right?

[Madness]

Maybe.......

Was it that obvious??

[Hank Scorpio]

I've seen the movie a fair amount of times, so yeah.

Did you see the movie recently or something?

[HeadHunter]

Not recently

Did you like it??

[Iben]

yeah I love the Mask.

what's wrong with me?

[Colorado Cajun]

you are too much like me

will you talk to me about it?

[todd philip]

you eat to much cheese

are you religous

[HeadHunter]

NO!!

Do you care??

[Optimus Prime]

no

What's you favorite qoute?

[HeadHunter]

SHIBI

Do you know the film??

[howard-the-duck]

no

so do you think i'm cute

[Elizabeth]

Um, no.

How can I respond when you just registered and I know nothing about you?

[Colorado Cajun]

you use the force Liz

do you think I'm cute?:D

[HeadHunter]

Yes :p :D

Am i sexy??

[howard-the-duck]

no:rolleyes: :eek:

do you like to dance

[Colorado Cajun]

I like to dance but I suck at it :D

does that matter?

[HeadHunter]

I cant dance

Can you fly??

[Hobbit Girl]

I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings



Can you walk down to electric Avenue?

[Skittles]

NAH! I'm covered in water....


Are you in school??

[Hank Scorpio]

As a matter of fact, I am.

Is it raining where you are?

[JBond]

Not a cloud in the sky that I can see...

Will that change?

[Hank Scorpio]

It probably will for you.

Who is the only poster to have more than 1000 posts in a single thread.

[HeadHunter]

Dunno.....i couldnt find a thread with one poster over 1000

Do you know who it is

[Madness]

Couldn't care less......


How many are walking to St. Ives??

[MaxRockatanski]

I would walk 500 hundred miles and I would walk 500 hundred more to be the man that walked a 1000 miles..............


Isn`t St Ives one of those herb thingy`s

[Madness]

If by herb thingys you mean marijuana cigarettes then no.....But I could still go for one of those if you're still holding?!?! I mean, even if it's just a dime bag we're talking about, that's cool. I just need somehting to calm my nerves, you know?? Take off the edge before I go on another one of those "mass murder frenzies" the media always seems to be on my ass about.............Stupid media, wish they'd all just get cancer...............


So, are you holding any of the smelly, green *****?????

[Optimus Prime]

No all Im holding is my laser gun.

Attack by Land or Sea?

[MaxRockatanski]

Air, dummy,

Or should that be air guitar?

[Hank Scorpio]

Air guitar promotes peace according to Bill and Ted.

Why couldn't anyone find somebody with over a thousand posts in a thread when there is a person who has done it?

[Optimus Prime]

I don't know?

Jedi or Sith?

[MaxRockatanski]

weekend warriors are cooler

at least that`s what those gung ho imbeciles think isn`t it?

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think so...

What are you doing?

[MaxRockatanski]

supposed to be working but I haven`t for the last 6 months. Just spend virtually every working minute of every working day trying to find interesting things to read on the web.

would you like a job like that? (would you like my job?)

[Optimus Prime]

No, Being Autobot Commander is a great job for me.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock like to know, Up or Down?

[MaxRockatanski]

you can`t move anywhich way with gridlock

what the hell are you talking about?

[Optimus Prime]

Ask Grimlock, I don't know what He is talking about?

Grimlock: Punch or Kick?

[MaxRockatanski]

you can do either, I`ll still lock your joints and pin you on your face

do you know what the hell I`m talking about?

[Optimus Prime]

Grimlock: :confused:

[MaxRockatanski]

errrrr,,, OK then :)


Anyone like to think of an answer (or a question)?

[todd philip]

no



why do you keep coming over my house danceing naked while rubbing your long john silver with mayonaise

[MaxRockatanski]

that`s not mayonaise! err, can`t be me, I don`t know where you live

what made you think it was me?

[Iben]

it's that look on your face!

what are you doing this weekend?

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Iben
it's that look on your face!

what are you doing this weekend? Probably busting up parties....:p

Where does the universe end?

[JBond]

In my closet, it's real weird.

How's school going?

[Knerys]

Honestly, really well. I actually like all of my classes.

How about you?

[JBond]

Still too early to tell.

Which would you rather prevent from happening: 1 person close to you dying, 100 from your city, or 1,000 from a distant country?

[Knerys]

You always ask the hard ones when I to tired to think logically about it...It would depend on circumstance I think...

It a little early for philisophical thinking don't you think?

[MaxRockatanski]

It`s nearly 5 in the afternoon, time for tea and scones

Jam or cream?

[Hobbit Girl]

cream


The Jeffersons or Three's Company?

[Optimus Prime]

neither, I'd choose ALF.

What is/was your favorite cartoon?

[Iben]

TMNT was my favourite as a child. I used to love South Park.
Now I only watch The Simpsons, Pokémon and power puff girls every once in a while.

so Hank, who is the poster with more than 1000 posts in one thread?

[Peter]

It's Rogue in the old whats on your mind tread.

Who has made the second most posts in a thread?

[Iben]

I'd say me or Frizzo

am I right?

[Peter]

Yes, You have 989 posts in the old Whats on your mind thread.

Should I go for a run now or later?

[Iben]

now before it gets dark there in Århus ;)

should I go see Reign of fire or Lilo and Stitch?

[Colorado Cajun]

Reign of Fire

Why is it so hard to stop thinking?

[Hank Scorpio]

Because you haven't killed enough brain cells.

Uh, what was I saying? ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

that you have something to help me kill brain cells

well are you going to help with that or not?

[todd philip]

no i'm not:p

whats your least favorite cheese?

[Hank Scorpio]

Head Cheese.

Have you ever tasted Blood Sausage?

[todd philip]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and i dont want to



the best fast food chain is SUBWAY! do you agree?

[Optimus Prime]

No

Have you ever tried Energon?

[Hank Scorpio]

Once, it gave me indigestion.

Should I take something to help with that the next time?

[todd philip]

yes, pepto!

what is energon

[Optimus Prime]

Pure Energy

To be or not to be?

[Hank Scorpio]

To be

Why would anyone want not to be?

[Optimus Prime]

I don't know?

Why?

[Hobbit Girl]

Well, because I am allergic to bees

Wait, what was the question?

[Hank Scorpio]

I don't remember.

Where can I find a good liver?

[Hobbit Girl]

Inside a census taker


Do you have fava beans and a nice chianti?

[Hank Scorpio]

I could eat just about anything with enough ketchup.

Where do tapeworms come from?

[Iben]

From you!

What am I gonna do to make my neighbours shut up and stop having a party right next to my bedroom?

[todd philip]

blow up there house:p


ketchup or mustard

[Iben]

ketchup

now you see I can't really blow up their house seing as we live in the same building, so what am I gonna do?

[todd philip]

call the cops!


red ketchup or that new green ketchup?

[Iben]

red.

who eats green ketchup?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I have no idea.

Who has a full inbox? ;)

[todd philip]

heinz(or however you spell it) just came out with new green and purple ketchup for kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!


do you like mustard at all???

[HeadHunter]

I like Mustard


What is you favourite way to eat chocolate of someone??

[JBond]

Um, with my mouth.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

[todd philip]

no i'm sorry we are all out of that, but we do have princess diana chop meat!!!

would you like some???

[JBond]

No

Were you dropped as an infant?

[todd philip]

no but i was yelled at very loudly

where you?

[JBond]

Me here.

What is one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus twoooooo, YES you!

[bbf2]

10

What is the square root of pi?

[JBond]

Bout 1.7-1.8 I would think.

What is capital of Assyria?

[rObix]

Originally posted by JBond
Bout 1.7-1.8 I would think.

What is capital of Assyria?
what? i dont know that! ahh ahhhhhhh.

[Knerys]

I don't think it really had one...

Did it?

[Tardumb]

I really don't know

Favorite thread on boards?

[Hobbit Girl]

I don't have one



Am I supposed to?

[Peter]

No

What time is it where you are?

[Iben]

The same as where you are :p ;)

do you own a lot of shoes?

[Knerys]

Yes I actually buy more shoes than clothing :o

Favorite kind of shoe?

[Iben]

Converse All Star

favourite place to shop for groceries?

[Peter]

Føtex

what's the last movie you have seen?

[Iben]

Reign of fire....saw it last night

what's the last think you did before going to bed last night?

[Peter]

I applied/used or whatever it's called eyedrops.

What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning

[Iben]

Put on a t-shirt

do you wear glasses or contacts?

[Peter]

glasses

How did you know I can't see as good as I would like?

[todd philip]

becouse you like to poke your eyes

http://famousbabes.com/pics119/charlize/charlize021.jpg do you think she is hot???

[JBond]

In that outfit I would have to guess she's pretty cold!

Do these Cheez-Its make me look fat?

[Kitty]

no, it's the tie




hyper hyper hyper! oh yea, how are you today? huh, huh, HUH!?!

[MovieDudeGuy]

Good, but I've got a splitting headache. Who do you think is an impersonating 12-year old. There's always at least one.

[TyRoss]

Don't know don't care.

Didja miss me?

[Peter]

of course

Have you been gone?

[Kitty]

not really




would you like it if i took out my sharp claws and tried to catch those mice that are running around here?

[Peter]

No

why would you wanna kill the mice - they are so cute:p

[Kitty]

rawr! there yummy!



do you know where they are?

[Peter]

There is a lot right behind you - I think they are getting ready to attack you.

Should I help or do you have it under control?

[Kitty]

i have it under control *starts attacking all of the mice*


want one? *holds a dead one in my mouth*

[Peter]

Yeah why not.

They taste a lot like chicken right?

[Kitty]

yea, except more smaller *hands him one and attacks the rest of them*



do u wanna hear the voices inside of my head? :p:D

[Peter]

YES

Do I get to hear both voices?

[Kitty]

yes

(so shadup you idiot)
(don't call him that, he didn't do nothing to you)
(oh yes he did)
(then what did he do?)
(he was just there, that's all)
(what kinda reason is that?)
(it's a f***in good reason so just shutup!)
(don't start this again!)
(make me b****!)

*they start fighting inside of my head*




did u like it? ^_^

[Peter]

Yes

Who are they talking about?

[Iben]

Mmmmm, I don't know

what's the worst thing you've ever seen on TV?

[Madness]

Jerry Lewis telethon......(shudder)........Oh, that and teletubbies....(double shudder)........


How many times do you masturbate a week??

[Kitty]

none




so are you sleepy?

[Peter]

No

At what time did you get up this morning?

[kryptonian_boy]

7:20 a.m., the phone woke me up!:mad:

Did you attend church this morning?

[Peter]

No

How many posts have you made today?

[kryptonian_boy]

I never counted, and I'm not finished yet.

Boxers or briefs?

[Hobbit Girl]

bikinis


Mother Abagail or Randall Flagg?

[todd philip]

mother abagail

long or short

[Hobbit Girl]

short


The Crow or The Raven

[Iben]

The Raven

can you open a bottle of beer with your teeth?

[Hobbit Girl]

not after what my dad spent on my braces


can you pick up a penny with your toes?

[Caroline]

sure can

can you do a handstand for more than 20 seconds

[The Insider]

Not without getting hurt :)

Can you?

[MovieDudeGuy]

Underwater, yes.

How far can you jump

[MaxRockatanski]

A bloody long way if I jump off the top of the Empire State building.

Would that be a world record?

[MovieDudeGuy]

Probably not.

Are you going to join CCL3?

[MaxRockatanski]

Have no idea what it is

What is it?

[MovieDudeGuy]

An interactive game in Books/ Fan Fiction. YOu create a new account, based on any fictional character or celebrity, and go through many adventures, while some people get killed. It's kinda like ComingSoon Survivor, only cooler:cool:

Wanna join?

[MaxRockatanski]

I`ll think about it

How long do I have?

[MovieDudeGuy]

Sept. 20.

When will you have decided?

[MaxRockatanski]

Before the end of October


why doesn`t the earth just role off into space?

[Hank Scorpio]

Gravitational pull of the sun, I believe.

Why didn't I do any homework this weekend?

[todd philip]

becouse your 58 years old


why do you always watch me take a shower?

[Rogue]

Because you suck! ;)


What should I drink?

[Hank Scorpio]

Apple Juice

Were you replying to my question?

[todd philip]

i hope so!!!


i hope you werent replying to mine!!!???

[Hank Scorpio]

I don't think she was.

Why does she type so slow?

[Rogue]

Because she can when in fact I type 96 wpm. ;)


What should I drink instead of apple juice?

[Hank Scorpio]

Perhaps a glass of milk.

Should I get a haircut tomorrow?

[todd philip]

rum


i can type 5 wpm, is that good???

[Hank Scorpio]

No, because you don't answer the right questions.

How many words a minute do I type?

[MaxRockatanski]

more than him, less than her

woudln`t you rather be a woman?

[Hank Scorpio]

And who's to say I'm not one.

Do you believe me or not?

[MaxRockatanski]

I believe, I believe

say, where did you get those heels?

[MovieDudeGuy]

from your mom!

If Hank was a woman, what would his cup size be:confused: :eek:

[todd philip]

triple ddd!!!


why do you always ask me to rub you body with fine oils!!!

[MovieDudeGuy]

i dont:p

Are you sane?

[todd philip]

my brain docter always ask's me that!

could you rub my body with fine exotic oils

[MovieDudeGuy]

NO!

Do you see pink elephants?

[MaxRockatanski]

no but I`ve seen a pig fly

or was that me just dreamin?

[MovieDudeGuy]

You

Rogue or Iben

[MaxRockatanski]

both

don`t ya think?

[Tardumb]

I think enough is enough....

Do you agree this has gotten old?

[MaxRockatanski]

I know I`ve gotten old

do you know what that feels like?

[Hobbit Girl]

No I am not old yet


Do I seem old?

[Optimus Prime]

No

why?

[Madness]

Cause of all that white hair you've got....And the wrinkles......And that weird smell.............


Do you have a fear of getting older???

[S.A.M.G.]

Why should I?

[Iben]

because when you get old, eventually you will die and there'll be no more you.

how are you doing?

[Peter]

Just trying to get through this ****ty day and hope a better one will come tomorrow.

Will a better day come tomorrow?

[Madness]

Nah, it's all downhill from here my man.....Might as well just kill yourself now and beat life to the punchline...

Need any help "offfing" yourself???

[Stark]

None at all.

I've been away. How you guys been?

[Hank Scorpio]

I've been good.

So, what have you been up to?

[Elizabeth]

I went hiking yesterday and I'm going home with a friend when she gets out of class! :D

Will you be doing anything fun later today?

[Madness]

Hmmm, lets see; daily decapitations, greasy orgies, banging your mom, popping percocet, and uh, watching a flick, so no, not really anything exciting...........


Can I touch your boobie??

[Hank Scorpio]

No, no you may not.

What would you call fun?

[TyRoss]

Depends on my mood.

Know any good "Yo Mamma" jokes?

[Hank Scorpio]

Yes, yes I do.

Was that the answer you were looking for?

[Madness]

No.

How does your momma turn on the lights in the morning??

[todd philip]

with her hand


so did you see pluto nash yet

[S.A.M.G.]

Is it worth seeing?

[Hobbit Girl]

I doubt it.


Why does S. A. M. G. only ask questions and does not answer them?

[TyRoss]

Because he misses the infamous questrions game.

Should Jibbs either re-open the questions game or let us create a new one?

[Hobbit Girl]

Yes, he really should.


Whhat was the questions game?

[TyRoss]

It was a thread where every post had to be in the form of a question so you were always answering questions with questions.

Doesn't that sound fun?

[Iben]

yes it does, and it was fun for a while...

where did it go?

[JBond]

Away I suppose

Who would miss this thread?

[TyRoss]

Well that depends.

Will you ressurect the questions game instead? :D

[Hobbit Girl]

I like this game though too


Why can't we have our cake and eat it too?

[TyRoss]

Because Marie Antoinette was beheaded.

Does that make sense?

[Caroline]

i didnt get it but thats just me

speaking of cake, what your favorite song by that band?

[TyRoss]

Actually I don't recall any song I've ever heard by them.

Is there one I should check out?

[Hobbit Girl]

A sodium peptide cake with mint frosting


Seconds anyone?

[TyRoss]

I don't eat many types of cake.... so no firsts please.

Anyone have any pie?

[Hank Scorpio]

Nope

Why do you want pie?

[TyRoss]

Because it's better than cake. I don't like cake.

Is that weird?

[Hank Scorpio]

Nope, I prefer pie as well.

Are we the only ones?

[TyRoss]

I dunno.

What's your favorite type of pie?

[Hank Scorpio]

Banana cream pie.

How about you?

[TyRoss]

Fresh Cherry

Did you take that the wrong way?

[Hank Scorpio]

Nope

Did you take my answer the wrong way?

[TyRoss]

nope

Is this line of questioning getting redundant?

[Hank Scorpio]

Kinda

So, should I go eat dinner now?

[TyRoss]

Well food is good.

Whats for dinner?

[Hank Scorpio]

It was a hotdish.

Do have hotdishes in Canada?

[TyRoss]

We have plenty of hot dishes.

But what kind of food was it?

[Hank Scorpio]

Hamburger, rice, soy sauce, and cream of chicken soup. A hotdish.

Should I start my homework again?

[TyRoss]

Probobly

What kind of homework is it?

[Hank Scorpio]

Child Psych and some Sales Management.

What should I do first?

[TyRoss]

Child Psych is probobly more interesting.

Isn't that an odd combo of classes?

[Hank Scorpio]

Yeah, they're pretty unrelated.

When do you think I'll be back?

[TyRoss]

Depends when you leave.

What time did you leave?

[MaxRockatanski]

when I closed the door

Why do westerners put soy sauce on their rice (uurghh!)

[TyRoss]

It's an alternative to salt with a diffrent sort of flavour.

Why is it so bad?

[MaxRockatanski]

All the rice goes soggy and it`s harder to eat with chopsticks, also tastes lousy. It`s a no no over here.

What should I wear today?

[TyRoss]

Nothing let your nakedness set you free.

Will your bosses mind?

[MaxRockatanski]

I doubt it, they never notice me, that`s why I`m leaving, they just don`y know yet :)

When should I tell them?

[TyRoss]

Oh definately tell then while naked it will just befuddle them.

Sound like a plan?

[MaxRockatanski]

Nah, it would only embarass them

You know what they say about Japanese men *lifts pinky*

[TyRoss]

Ah so thats why you fit in so well.

So when are you leaving anyways?

[MaxRockatanski]

resigning this week, leaving the country end of next month.

Where should I go next?

[Kitty]

go over here to san diego, for no reason whatsoever! (yay!)




how was ur day?

[MaxRockatanski]

SLow, it`s only lunchtime, another 6 hours of doing nothing

Anyone know any good sites to browse?

[Hank Scorpio]

I can't complain.

Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

[Hobbit Girl]

Because I hate people


What are the words to "Stars and Stripes Forever?"

[Hank Scorpio]

I don't know.

Can't you look it up?

[todd philip]

no

was it good for you?

[Hobbit Girl]

It never is :(


Does your mama got the magic of clorox?

[todd philip]

aaaahhh no?

do you think my highny is cute?

[Rogue]

No.

What the hell is a highny?

[Hobbit Girl]

I was wondering that too

Is a Highney what you call a spoiled prince? "Your royal highney?"

[todd philip]

good lord youve never heard of the word highny :eek: :eek: :eek:


do you have a cat?

[Rogue]

Originally posted by todd philip
good lord youve never heard of the word highny :eek: :eek: :eek:


do you have a cat?

No, but I have a rabbid dog.

Would you like to pet it?

[MaxRockatanski]

Nope, hate the things

what is your fav pet?

[JBond]

Cat

You better watch it, Todd.

Is that clear?

[MaxRockatanski]

yegads, which one do I answer?

[todd philip]

what?

what did i do?

[JBond]

Your post about the "cat", just try to avoid such things.

Cheese?

[Rogue]

Do you have to ask? (Both a question and answer)

[MaxRockatanski]

I need guidance

does that make me a rocket?

[todd philip]

i dont understand

would you like to churn butter with me and molly

[MaxRockatanski]

ummm, no, I don`t think I would

How can you tell it`s not butter?

[todd philip]

well if it taste like vegetable oil it is not butter!!!

would you like a frosty root beer?:)

[MaxRockatanski]

OH YEAH baby, Bargs for me please


A&W or Bargs

[todd philip]

i like mug!!!


would you like some chips with that root beer?

[MaxRockatanski]

No, just had them with my Mac, and with me fish last night, and with me fish yesterday lunchtime, guess that`s me chipped out for the next week.

Chips or fries?

[todd philip]

oh crap i forgot your british!!! in america chips are things in a bag!!! fries are things you eat with burgers and fish!!!


so would you like some CHIPS !

[Hobbit Girl]

chips with malt vinegar and lots of salt, yummy yum yum


Should I watch another MST3K tape?

[Tardumb]

Anyone else think this thread has had its fun and paid its dues? Y'know, time to retire?

[MaxRockatanski]

No no no, I`ve got lots of questions that need answers



what do the Bow bells sound like

[Hobbit Girl]

I would tell you if I knew what they are.


WOuld you ever eat frog legs?

[MaxRockatanski]

yeah, I live in Japan and have eaten some very strange food

would you ever eat shirako? it`S a delicacy here

[Hobbit Girl]

I don't even KNOW what that is!


What is it?