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Hank Scorpio
08-30-2002, 09:00 PM
My lap is of no concern to you mister!
Did you miss me in my absence?
Hobbit Girl
08-30-2002, 09:01 PM
No there is a laptop on my lap
Where is Parma and why is the moon over it?
Hank Scorpio
08-30-2002, 09:12 PM
Parma is located in North Central Italy and the moon is over it because the moon revolves around the planet.
Why did you avoid my question completely?
Kitty
08-30-2002, 09:25 PM
dont' ask me, i didn't avoid it
why did u take my bertie botts? and how can u have the stomach to be eating all of the vomit-flavored ones?
Hobbit Girl
08-30-2002, 10:00 PM
I fed them to the ducks
If I sneeze with my eyes open will my head explode?
Rogue
08-30-2002, 10:02 PM
Yes and it'll make a big mess.
What's the last thing you laughed about?
Hank Scorpio
08-30-2002, 10:02 PM
Messing up this post.
How many insects have you killed in your lifetime(aprox.)?
Kitty
08-30-2002, 10:02 PM
i dont kno
yes (darn, plan z failed, now onto plan a!)
do u kno what plan a is?
TyRoss
08-30-2002, 10:02 PM
No but your nose will implode.
Can I get a witness?
Kitty
08-30-2002, 10:03 PM
NO!
am i evil? or just hyper?
todd philip
08-30-2002, 10:17 PM
that damn pepsi is making you EVIL!!
do you yahoo?
Hobbit Girl
08-30-2002, 10:23 PM
No I do not
Why is Freaks so interesting to me?
Frizzo the Clown
08-31-2002, 09:05 AM
Because its a classic movie with sideshow freaks and midgets. My kind of film. :D
Has anyone else seen it?
HeadHunter
08-31-2002, 09:52 AM
Nope
what is this position i am holding now!!
Kitty
08-31-2002, 11:52 AM
*gak* the position of breaking my neck in half *gak*
will u let go of my neck?
Kitty
08-31-2002, 12:57 PM
there is no spoon
did you know that?
TyRoss
08-31-2002, 02:41 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiight you just wait there nice Kitty.
Anyone know the number for belleville?
Kitty
08-31-2002, 03:01 PM
no
why do u wanna call them?
PICKLEpants
08-31-2002, 04:03 PM
pee wee nickle nuts
should i rub my body with fine rose oil?
TyRoss
08-31-2002, 04:27 PM
Ok please tell me someone has the number to Bellevue.
Should we just run away?
Hobbit Girl
08-31-2002, 05:59 PM
I can't answer, I am too busy running away.
Am I safe yet?
Madness
09-01-2002, 03:47 PM
With me around?? Never.......
Where should I begin???
Rogue
09-01-2002, 04:01 PM
The last place you left off.
Do you like water?
yeah very much so.
which 3 words would you use to best describe yourself?
Madness
09-01-2002, 04:03 PM
It's getting BIGGER!!!!
Either that or "Do NOT approach!!"
Which do you prefer??
Peter
09-01-2002, 04:06 PM
The first
Which "one" word would you use to describe yourself?
Rogue
09-01-2002, 04:07 PM
It's getting bigger. ;)
One word for me- tough
How would you describe me?
JBond
09-01-2002, 04:15 PM
Over dinner ;)
So who do you suppose did call me while I was away?
Hobbit Girl
09-01-2002, 04:15 PM
Was it London calling?
what am I doing wrong here?
Rogue
09-01-2002, 04:18 PM
Nothing.
What was the last book you read?
Peter
09-01-2002, 04:20 PM
John Grisham - The Summons
What's your hair color?
Hobbit Girl
09-01-2002, 04:25 PM
blond
Why is my dad making me leave in 1/2 an hour?
Madness
09-01-2002, 04:35 PM
Cause he's the devil incarnate!!!!
Could I maybe get his autograph??
Hank Scorpio
09-01-2002, 04:47 PM
You'd probably want it signed in blood.
Is this my first post in this thread?
HeadHunter
09-01-2002, 07:34 PM
No it is your 4th
Is anyone else watching a bad film
Hank Scorpio
09-01-2002, 07:41 PM
I am watch the Demolition Man.
What are you watching?
MaxRockatanski
09-01-2002, 07:44 PM
My computer screen, but then I`m at work!
WHat is the best film you saw this weekend?
Hank Scorpio
09-01-2002, 07:47 PM
I don't think I saw a movie in its entirety this weekend.
What was the best movie you saw this weekend?
MaxRockatanski
09-01-2002, 07:52 PM
Waterboys - Japanese comedy about a male high school syncro swimming club, very funny.
ooooh, what the hell was that?
Hank Scorpio
09-01-2002, 07:54 PM
Probably lightning.
Do you have any big plans for tomorrow?
JBond
09-01-2002, 07:58 PM
No, but I wish the banks were open...
Why can't they just work everyday, geeeeez?
Hank Scorpio
09-01-2002, 08:04 PM
They need a day to roll around in your money, naked.
How is Scrooge McDuck able to swim through his money while the Beagle Boys just crash into it?
MaxRockatanski
09-01-2002, 09:50 PM
what`s money, never seem to have any of it(Q&A)
Elizabeth
09-02-2002, 12:19 AM
I don't know, I don't seem to have much of it, either!
If money talks, why does it only seem to say, "Goodbye"?
todd philip
09-02-2002, 12:22 AM
becouse you buy to much
why must i take a shower everyday, whats the point???
MaxRockatanski
09-02-2002, 01:30 AM
Because you SMELL! at least that`s what I`ve been told
say, why don`t you shower everyday?
Hobbit Girl
09-02-2002, 03:32 AM
Because his shower is a golden one
Hehe, why did I just say that?
Peter
09-02-2002, 03:53 AM
Because you wish you're shower was golden.
Do you own a cell phone?
Hobbit Girl
09-02-2002, 03:56 AM
Yes
Why are you up so late?
Peter
09-02-2002, 03:57 AM
It's 11 am where I live.
Why haven't you gone to bed.
Hobbit Girl
09-02-2002, 04:02 AM
Because this way I can use the computer while my dad sleeps
Doesn't that suck?
Peter
09-02-2002, 05:38 AM
YES
Who is the only one here??
JBond
09-02-2002, 05:48 AM
Um....I give up, me?
Is it between 1 and 10?
Frizzo the Clown
09-02-2002, 07:21 AM
No, becasue I can't count to 10.
Should I have paid more attention in school?
Empusae
09-02-2002, 08:00 AM
Oh im sure you paid attention to something or someone just not class.
Just what did you spend your time doing in school?
TyRoss
09-02-2002, 09:17 AM
Drama
Anyone else here into acting?
Empusae
09-02-2002, 10:00 AM
Only as it helps me be a lie better when i need to.
Do you lie often?
TyRoss
09-02-2002, 11:19 AM
Not really... only when neccisary to save my butt.
Does my butt need saving?
Hank Scorpio
09-02-2002, 11:21 AM
I prefer not to think about male butts.
Why am I Mr. Sparkle?
Peter
09-02-2002, 11:22 AM
There is already a hole in it so I don't think it can be saved.
Am I right?
Hank Scorpio
09-02-2002, 11:23 AM
You are wrong, because you were supposed to be answering my question.
Why do you type so slow? ;)
Skittles
09-02-2002, 12:15 PM
I type S----------L-----------O---------W? Nah, you might be confused with someone else.
Do you like pencils?
HeadHunter
09-02-2002, 02:16 PM
No they are evil
Whatrs the difference between a wombat and a piece of rubber
TyRoss
09-02-2002, 03:09 PM
If you don't know I suggest an alternate form of contreception than condoms.
Am I evil?
MaxRockatanski
09-02-2002, 08:10 PM
You might think you are, but you are more like mini me.
How do you manage to use rubbers for contraception? They are supposed to rub out pencil!
Madness
09-02-2002, 09:59 PM
Was that a question???
Hank Scorpio
09-02-2002, 10:06 PM
I don't think it matters.
Why does tomorrow have to be Semptember 3rd?
todd philip
09-02-2002, 10:21 PM
well i guess becouse today is september 2
why do dogs lick there highnys
Hank Scorpio
09-02-2002, 10:22 PM
To remember what they ate that day.
What time should I wake up tomorrow?
3 P.M.
What should I do when school starts Thursday?
Hank Scorpio
09-02-2002, 10:24 PM
Burn the school down on Wednesday.
What time should I go to bed?
todd philip
09-02-2002, 10:26 PM
4:00 a.m:cool:
why do monkeys fling poo
Hank Scorpio
09-02-2002, 10:27 PM
They are displeased with your face.
When is that Pauly Shore movie coming out?
Rogue
09-02-2002, 10:28 PM
On that one day.
Mechanical or old-school pencil?
Hank Scorpio
09-02-2002, 10:29 PM
Mechanical, my school doesn't have pencil sharpeners.
Perferrated or non-perferrated edges?
todd philip
09-02-2002, 10:29 PM
pen
do you love me!!
Caroline
09-02-2002, 11:06 PM
sure do
how was your weekend?
MaxRockatanski
09-02-2002, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Madness
Was that a question???
I`m pretty sure I put a question mark in there:)
Just to explain the play on words, for those of you not so familiar with the English language. TyRoss answered the Wombat Rubber question with a pun about contraceptives (rubber, hahaha), but in England, rubbers are erasers, so I was asking how you use an eraser as a contraceptive, hahaha. Oh jeez, it lost anything it ever had that was even remotely funny.
MaxRockatanski
09-02-2002, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Caroline
sure do
how was your weekend?
Not too shabby at all, no work and all play.
What the hell does "pop goes the weasel" really mean?
TyRoss
09-03-2002, 08:03 AM
Ask your sex ed teacher.
Who was your sex ed teacher?
pixiness
09-03-2002, 08:07 AM
It was my science teacher, but I don't remember her name
Are you asking this because the sex ed ep. of south park was on this saturday?
TyRoss
09-03-2002, 08:09 AM
Nope I had no idea.. I don't have any form of network or cable television whatsoever.
Is that shocking?
Optimus Prime
09-03-2002, 08:58 AM
No
What time do you have?
Elizabeth
09-03-2002, 09:38 AM
As I post this and look at my watch, I have 10:38 a.m.
Are you posting from school like I am? :D
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 09:47 AM
Nah, class doesn't start for a few hours.
Should I eat before or after I shower?
Frizzo the Clown
09-03-2002, 09:58 AM
Just save time...eat in the shower.
Anyone want to give me some money?
Madness
09-03-2002, 10:07 AM
No, but I''ll take yours, thank you very much!!
Anyone else got any money they want me to rob them of??
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 10:56 AM
No. Damn, now he knows where I am.
Do you get easily distracted by shiny objects?
Elizabeth
09-03-2002, 12:06 PM
No, I do-- Ooooh, shiny! :D
Should I just stay here for a while and post?
Rogue
09-03-2002, 12:08 PM
Of course! :D
What should I eat for lunch?
Elizabeth
09-03-2002, 12:09 PM
You should have food for lunch!
Heh, I guess you were wanting a real answer instead of a smart remark, weren't you? :D
Rogue
09-03-2002, 12:10 PM
Well yeah, but with this crowd, I knew what I was in for. ;)
Water or tea?
Elizabeth
09-03-2002, 12:12 PM
Water.
Would you have been surprised if I actually gave you a serious answer to the previous question?
Rogue
09-03-2002, 12:14 PM
Nahhh! :p
Should I do a dance?
Optimus Prime
09-03-2002, 01:08 PM
Heck Yeah. lets PARTY!!!
How about a party?
pixiness
09-03-2002, 01:17 PM
Depends.
Who's invited?
Optimus Prime
09-03-2002, 01:23 PM
You are one ans I'm hosting, anyone else will be welcome.
Now, Shall WE PARTY!!!?
Madness
09-03-2002, 02:22 PM
We most certainly shall......
So, which ones are the easy chicks???
Peter
09-03-2002, 03:10 PM
I dare not answer that question
But Iben, Rogue and Pixi would be my guess
Does that sound about right?
Madness
09-03-2002, 03:58 PM
Hey, you said it not me :D.................
So, any chance of me getting any piece tonight ladies??
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 04:01 PM
Knowing you, you'll nibble on all of them a little bit.
Is my day really only half over?
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 04:01 PM
No there is over half to go
Who would you like to lick chocolate sauce out of your belly button??:D
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 04:05 PM
Joey Lauren Adams, after seeing her tongue in Chasing Amy.
Where did that question come from?
Madness
09-03-2002, 04:07 PM
The deepest darkest corners of HELL!!!
Isn't that were teletubbies came from??
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 04:09 PM
Teletubbies come from writers who took acid and fell asleep in their daughter's collection of stuffed animals.
When was the last time one of your body parts "fell asleep".
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 04:13 PM
This morning when i sat on the loo too long *It was my right leg*
Who would you like to lick chocolate sauce off of??
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 04:14 PM
Kobe Tai, if you don't know then don't ask.
What's your fascination with chocolate sauce today?
Madness
09-03-2002, 04:15 PM
Your momma........Either her or Alley Baggett, whoever's available.....
So, is your momma available??
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 04:37 PM
To Hank: I just like it :D
To Madness: No she isnt but i have Ally Baggots phone number
Why do you all take offence to me asking original questions??
Caroline
09-03-2002, 05:35 PM
i dont take offense, its just some people get a tad uncomfortable
when talking about licking objects off another's body
why chocolate sauce, why not honey?
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 05:37 PM
Not a big fan of honey
Whats the best thing you can think of??
Colorado Cajun
09-03-2002, 05:42 PM
last night
Did you get Blade 2 yet?
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 05:49 PM
It aint out in the uk yet
Any good extra's
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 05:50 PM
probably
what happened last night, CC?
Colorado Cajun
09-03-2002, 05:59 PM
I hung with my bestfriend
What did you do last night?
Rogue
09-03-2002, 06:03 PM
Fought with math and talked to my best friend and to my cousin.
Song that sums up your life right now?
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 06:08 PM
Celebrate good time come on.....duh duh duhd hud uhd uhd u dh
do you know that song
Rogue
09-03-2002, 06:12 PM
Sure do!
Who doesn't?
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 06:16 PM
..erm
Does that mean i cant respond to that question??
Rogue
09-03-2002, 06:21 PM
I don't know, does it? (answer and question)
Caroline
09-03-2002, 06:23 PM
there's an answer for every question
if hollywood were doing a movie on your life who do you think would play you? ( i think im going to start a new thread based on this question)
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 06:25 PM
John Travolta
YOU??
Caroline
09-03-2002, 06:28 PM
reese witherspoon
who was headlining the first concert you ever went to
HeadHunter
09-03-2002, 06:31 PM
Reading Festival 2001 - and there where three as it was a 3 day event
Fri - Cant remember
Sat - GreenDay
Sun - Eminem
What about you/?
TyRoss
09-03-2002, 07:32 PM
Mine was a double bill both were headliners. Kansas and ELO.
Have you heard of either of those bands?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 07:53 PM
Yes, but i don't know what they sing.
Would you like a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster?
TyRoss
09-03-2002, 07:56 PM
I'd prefer a scotch and soda thanks.
Anyhone have the time?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 08:22 PM
You haven`t got enough money
How much do you think I cost by the hour?
TyRoss
09-03-2002, 08:41 PM
ten cents
Or is that for sea monkeys?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 08:56 PM
That`s for sea monkeys, my monkey costs a damn sight more than that.
Did you know that monkeys are hairy?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 09:35 PM
except for their butts
Why are monkey butts purple?
todd philip
09-03-2002, 09:44 PM
becouse they eat lots of grapes
how does my arse smell
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 09:51 PM
Your arse doesn't smell, it stinks.
Why must you be so crude?
todd philip
09-03-2002, 09:53 PM
becouse its my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :p
why do asian's smell like pecans?
Because your nose is racist, Todd.
Who was Ensign Redshirt in CCL2?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 10:02 PM
Haven`t got a clue
Am I supposed to know what the hell CCL2 is?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 10:05 PM
Its a game I wasn't invited to play either :(
Why am I universally disliked?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 10:08 PM
I didn`t know it was universal!
What makes you think it is?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 10:13 PM
Well, name one Alien that likes me.
Can you do that?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 10:17 PM
I`m sure ET likes you
How does that make you feel?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 10:21 PM
Sad I never returned eT's feelings before his tragic weed whacker accident
Shame how that all happened, isn't it?
Yeah, sorry about that, it looked like fun at the time!
What were his last words, again?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 10:24 PM
"hey man, where`s the beach"
did you know that he was a universe class swimmer?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 10:25 PM
no I didn't
why did you get in my way?
Yes
Did you know that he was an alchoholic?
todd philip
09-03-2002, 10:26 PM
yes
would you like me to dance naked for you
Rogue
09-03-2002, 10:33 PM
Uh..I'll pass.
If you're happy and you know it, would you clap your hands?
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 10:34 PM
Sure I would.
If you're sexy and you know it would you clap your hands(song)?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 10:36 PM
No, I don`t like anything to do with clap
Have you ever been to THE clinic?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 10:36 PM
No I am not sexy enough to clap my hands
Why isn't it the new tv season yet?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 10:41 PM
because its still summer
Doesn`t it come after autumn?
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 10:42 PM
It starts in a couple weeks or next week, can't remember.
Should I stay up late tonight?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 10:47 PM
you should always stay up late.
Why did Sarah Michelle Gellar marry Freddie Prinze Jr
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 10:48 PM
She wanted to get her hands on the vast Freddie Prinze Sr. fortune.
When did they get married?
Hobbit Girl
09-03-2002, 10:54 PM
This weekend or something.
Why can't the new season of Buffy start now because I want to watch it?
Hank Scorpio
09-03-2002, 10:59 PM
Because the makers of Buffy are out to get you.
Isn't this the last season of Buffy?
MaxRockatanski
09-03-2002, 11:31 PM
Who cares ?(A&Q)
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 12:01 AM
Not in the slightest
what is the fruit of the loom?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 12:01 AM
It loosely translates to nut sack.
Am I the Man?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 12:07 AM
hardly
Am I the hobbit girl?
Yes
Since Hank is NOT the man, who is the man?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 12:10 AM
I seem to remember Otto being the man.
Do you remember the episode that I am speaking of?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 12:12 AM
No
Did you know Otto spelled backwards is Otto?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 12:19 AM
Yes I did.
Why did people stop posting?
JBond
09-04-2002, 12:21 AM
Uh, I don't know, maybe they're all too busy asking that and not posting ;)
Who wants to post first?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 12:22 AM
Maybe we should play rock, paper, scissors.
Ready?
Not yet!
Which one are you going to pick? (rock, paper, or scissors?)
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 12:26 AM
I'm thinking about faking you out and going with the gun.
Will that work?
No, because I'm going to use JESUS!
(inside joke with my friends....in the private Christian school I went to in 3rd grade, the kids would use "Rock, Paper, Scissors, JESUS!" and Jesus would beat them all)
I win, what do I do now?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 12:35 AM
Now every crazy kid with something to prove is gonna come gunnin' for you.
What is your favorite color?
Green
What color do you associate with happiness?
JBond
09-04-2002, 12:37 AM
Orange
What soda to you associate with Mongolia?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 12:37 AM
Mellow Yellow
How about you?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 12:40 AM
I don't rike Mongorians, they arways bleak down my sheety wall
How you get lid of dem?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 12:55 AM
Mongolian Barbecue of course :)
Don`t you just love them?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 12:58 AM
yes, I always eat way too much
So, how come there is some absolutely filthy things on this board now?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 01:12 AM
Don`t know what you`re talking about:confused:
Why don`t you just get out the Ajax and wipe them off?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 02:07 AM
because AJAX doesn't remove sex jokes and that is getting annoying
But you like sex jokes don't you
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 02:09 AM
As long as they are funny
Do you not like them?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 02:13 AM
yes;) :p
are you a virgin
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 02:14 AM
it is none of your business. I like dirty jokes but not when it is just crude and unfunny like the ones in the conversation stopper's threads
Don't you think you are inappropriate?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 02:29 AM
Could be
But aren`t conversation stoppers supposed to be inappropriate?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 02:39 AM
yeah but do that have to be crude? Crude isn't always funny
Or am I alone here?
Knerys
09-04-2002, 02:41 AM
No your not
Am I right?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 02:47 AM
Of course you are
what's that noise in my kitchen?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 02:49 AM
A bloody big bear
why don`t you go and punch it on the nose?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 02:55 AM
I am scared now
What happens if a wolf is bit by a werewolf?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 03:00 AM
It gets demoted to a simple "Were"
Have you ever been bitten by a werewolf?
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 03:04 AM
no but I bit one once
Did you know werewolves taste like chicken?
Peter
09-04-2002, 03:34 AM
No
What was the last video you rented.
Hobbit Girl
09-04-2002, 03:57 AM
Martha Stewart Cookin At Home Library presents :Six Easy Recipes for Werewolf:
Would you like a slice of Werewolf Loaf?
Empusae
09-04-2002, 05:41 AM
sure. . . they can be a bit tough but they sure have allot o' flavor
Would you want to be a supernatural creature?
Optimus Prime
09-04-2002, 07:28 AM
(Shrugs shoulders) Don't know?
Who do you think you are?
TyRoss
09-04-2002, 09:31 AM
I'm Ty.
Who did yo think I was?
Peter
09-04-2002, 10:33 AM
TyRoss and not this guy http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=2572
Are you the one who distracted the midgets during the clown wars
TyRoss
09-04-2002, 10:35 AM
No that was Olorin.
You should check it out (if you can find it)
Can you find it?
kryptonian_boy
09-04-2002, 02:30 PM
I'm not looking for it.
Are you having a good day?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 02:32 PM
It could be worse, I haven't started reading yet.
How does an Oreo sound to you about now?
kryptonian_boy
09-04-2002, 02:35 PM
Good and sugary.
What's your favorite song of all time?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 02:40 PM
american pie
what is your favorite tv show
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 02:43 PM
The Simpsons(duh)
What is your favorite desert? ;)
Peter
09-04-2002, 02:45 PM
Icecream
What did you have for breakfast?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 02:46 PM
ice cream
what ever happen to the show beacmens world?
kryptonian_boy
09-04-2002, 02:46 PM
New York-style cheesecake (no toppings).
Who will win American Idol tonight?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 02:48 PM
I don't watch it really.
How did three people mistake desert for dessert?
Peter
09-04-2002, 02:52 PM
Cause we figured it's Hank he can't spell correctly. (btw the gobi desert always intrigued me)
What did you have for breakfast?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 02:53 PM
nothing
what do you like to hump
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 02:54 PM
I won't hump guys, that's for sure. (And I put a wink on there because I knew people would get it wrong.)
Are you going to go to a movie this weekend?
kryptonian_boy
09-04-2002, 02:55 PM
I might.
Are you ready for school to be over yet?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 02:59 PM
well no, since i dont go to school anymore.
why are pringles so damn good
kryptonian_boy
09-04-2002, 03:28 PM
It's all about the can!
When will the Cubs win the World Series?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 03:30 PM
I can't remember the year, but they tell us in Back to the Future 2.
Do you remember the year?
kryptonian_boy
09-04-2002, 03:33 PM
No, I can't.
Have you ever tried karaoke?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 03:35 PM
Nope, I'm tone deaf.
Have you ever done it?
yes and it is so much fun.
are you scared of the dark?
kryptonian_boy
09-04-2002, 03:44 PM
No, I just keep my nightlight to keep from tripping over something (really!).
Have you ever seen a pornographic movie (Frizzo's recommendations don't count!)?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 08:06 PM
Many times
Why do they always have cheesy music and lousy acting?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 09:02 PM
Because it creates the right atmosphere for lovin'.
Are you ready for the fallout?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 09:44 PM
my hairs not falling out
who told you it was?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 09:54 PM
god
why dont you ever wash your armpits
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 09:57 PM
cos I like that oh so musty sweaty odour that seeps out every time I raise my arms. (actually, I don`t, that`s disgusting, but in the spirit of being funny, well a little funny)
Deodorant spray or deodorant stone?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 10:00 PM
i call it deodorent stick, not stone.
are you british
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 10:08 PM
I am (stick is actually different to stone - stone is from Thailand and is crystalized salt as opposed to a stick which is usually a jellified substance of some sort)
Didn`t you know that?
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 10:09 PM
No I didn't.
Do you currently live outside of the US?
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 10:10 PM
I`ve always lived outside the US
Why would I want to live inside?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 10:12 PM
maybe becouse this is the best damn country ever!!!
do you likt the king
Hank Scorpio
09-04-2002, 10:13 PM
Burger King is alright, not the best though.
Why do you have the Twins' site and Viking's site on your list of other favorite sites?
todd philip
09-04-2002, 10:41 PM
i dont
cheese or salad
MovieDudeGuy
09-04-2002, 10:51 PM
salad
The Thing of NIght or Night Of The Living Dead
MaxRockatanski
09-04-2002, 11:32 PM
Dawn of the dead for me
don`t you think that`s dead cool?
Caroline
09-05-2002, 12:43 AM
sure, but i love any creepy horror movie
movie that made you afraid to walk around the house with the lights off?
Lackey
09-05-2002, 12:50 AM
Freddy Got Fingered
Did you watch American Idol?
MaxRockatanski
09-05-2002, 01:09 AM
Nope, didn`t watch Pop Idol (the show that spawned it) either
don`t you think these wannabees are just spawn of the devil?
Hobbit Girl
09-05-2002, 04:24 AM
All wannabes suck. I hate them
Have you forgotten everything you know about slipcovers?
HeadHunter
09-05-2002, 06:52 AM
Well i wish i knew what one is??
What is a slipcover??
Optimus Prime
09-05-2002, 07:44 AM
What you don't know.
How could you not know?
Peter
09-05-2002, 07:47 AM
Because my knowledge is limited.
Do you know?
Optimus Prime
09-05-2002, 07:48 AM
yes.
why?
Peter
09-05-2002, 07:50 AM
Because....
Who is bigger Optimus Prime or Godzilla
Optimus Prime
09-05-2002, 07:56 AM
Godzilla, trust me.
If they got in to a fight who would win, Malice or JBond?
Elizabeth
09-05-2002, 09:08 AM
Hmm, I don't know how or if I should even answer that! ;)
Do you need more sleep?
S.A.M.G.
09-05-2002, 09:25 AM
Doesn't everyone?
Empusae
09-05-2002, 09:36 AM
I usually do
Should you be able to answer a question with a question?
S.A.M.G.
09-05-2002, 09:56 AM
Isn't that what I just did?
TyRoss
09-05-2002, 10:44 AM
I think it is.
What colour is the sky in your world?
kryptonian_boy
09-05-2002, 12:20 PM
Blue and white (sky and clouds).
What color is your parachute?
Madness
09-05-2002, 12:25 PM
Clear.
Did you remember to pack my parachute??
kryptonian_boy
09-05-2002, 12:36 PM
That wasn't my job.
Did you remember to bring the drinks?
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