The Night of Death

[Kitty]

*We start the story at a movie theater, the AMC 34 movie theater to be exact. We enter into one of the many theater rooms. Here is a large crowd, and it’s a full house in the opening night of the new movie Chuckey’s Twice Removed Cousin’s Brother. The movie has already been playing for at least 45 minutes. We zoom in on the back row, where we see sitting is a group of people throwing popcorn at people near the front. Luckily, no one has thrown them out of the movie theater. The people sitting in the seats in the back are Kitty, Skittles, funnie bunnie, Colorado Cajun, Iben, and Hank Scorpio.*

Skittles whispers, “We are watching this movie because…?”

Funnie bunnie whispers, “This is the only movie that wasn’t sold out tonight.”

*Meanwhile Colorado Cajun is trying to make a few moves on Iben, she seems to not be taken in.*

Iben says,” Move your hand Cajun.”

Colorado Cajun says,” Oops, sorry. (Damnit)”

*Hank Scorpio is enjoying himself as he munches on a hot dog while actually watching the movie. Then we hear a gurgling sound and Iben looks at Hank.*

Hank says,” It wasn’t me. It was Kitty.”

Kitty says,” Oh I had too many nachos, excuse me Skittles, needa use the restroom.”

*Kitty walks out of the movie theater room. We follow Kitty to the bathroom door. She goes inside the bathroom while the camera crew is forced to stay outside. We hear a minute or two later a toilet flush. We hear someone washing their hands. Then we hear suddenly a muffled cry. We also hear a couple of things, whatever they are, being thrown hard onto the floor. Scilence. The camera crew wants to get this footage but the bathroom door is locked. We see on the floor a huge puddle of blood seeping slowly out of the bathroom. No one seems to notice anything strange or unusual happening, but something terrible has started…*

how do u like it? tell me please. don't worry for the people who weren't in this first part, you'll be added soon enough, hahahahaha....

[Colorado Cajun]

I like it so far. Lousy Iben just doesn't know what's good for her does she;)

[Longshanks]

Snappy title! :D

Let the slaying commence!

[Optimus Prime]

It's OK Kitty.

[Kitty]

i knew it! it suxz doesn't it? i shouldn't even bother starting this. fine then all of you, be that way!

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by Kitty
i knew it! it suxz doesn't it? i shouldn't even bother starting this. fine then all of you, be that way!

Kitty I was teasing.:rolleyes: :D I really do like it.
P.S. You need to clean out you PM inbox I tried to PM you and it was full!

[Kitty]

oh ok :D. oh yea, i've been meaning to clean that out, hehehehe!

[Kitty]

*We go zoom back to the theater room where the movie Chucky's Twice Removed Cousin's Brother has just ended. You can hear most of the people mumbling how bad a movie it was. We zoom to the back and we see all 5 of them get up ready to go.*

Hank: What a good movie!

*Everyone stares at Hank*

Hank: What? I thought that it was.

*Skittles turns to funnie bunnie*

Skittles: What happened to Kitty?

funnie bunnie: Maybe she DID have too many nachos.

*We go to Colorado Cajun and Iben who have stepped outta the theater room and are heading to the girls bathroom.*

Iben: Stop it, I'm not going to.

Colorado Cajun: C'mon, you know you want me.

*Iben thinks: God is this guy an idiot*

*Colorado Cajun and Iben are in front of the girls bathroom. The time passes and someone behind Iben starts to get angry. The girl walks up to the bathroom door and bangs on it hard with her fists.*

Rouge: Open up! I needa go! I've been waiting here for 20 minutes already, no one can actually take a crap in there that long!

Iben: 20 minutes eh? There's someth-- AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Iben grabs onto Colorado Cajun. Zooming in onto the floor is that same puddle of blood that Iben was standing on top of. Skittles, funnie bunnie, Hank, and Rouge see this and are shocked. A man steps up and kicks the door open. They all peek inside*

Optimus Prime: Oh my God, who would do that?

*We zoom in on the bathroom floor covered pratically with blood. we see a decapitated Kitty, with little veins sticking out of her neck. We also see that the middle of her stomach has been cut in two. The organs just seeping out of her, you can see the lungs and the liver sticking out the most.*

Rouge: I'm gonna be sick

funnie bunnie: me too...

[Kitty]

wat do u think so far? hehehehe

[Kitty]

(ok, bear with me, i am seriously bored on here and i'll type out some more, so deal with it)

*A few minutes later the police arrive. There questioning the people who saw the corpse, which was everyone who is included in the story at this point. We go to Skittles who is being questioned near the girls bathroom.*

Officer Kyle Katarn: So you didn't see the murder being commited?

Skittles: No, all I knew was that she went to the bathroom at least 30 minutes before the movie finished.

Officer Kyle Katarn: And you, what is your name miss?

Rouge: My name is Rouge. I had nothing to do with the murder if that's what your asking me.

Officer Kyle Katarn: Well I'll give you a call later Miss Skittles if any leads show up. You should go home.

*We zoom into Colorado Cajun who is very close to Iben talking about the recent murder. They step outside the movie theater and walk out onto the sidewalk. Behind them is Hank, who can't get the picture of the corpse outta his mind. He feels dizzy, and leans to the side and blows chunks.*

Frizzo The Clown: What the f***? I just polished those shoes!

*Hank looks up and sees a angry Frizzo looking down at his ruined shoes. He reaches into his pocket and gets out a rubber chicken. He smacks Hank upside the head and Hank passes out. Optimus Prime walks up to Frizzo.*

Optimus Prime: I would agree with you for knocking him out. He actually liked that movie that we saw.

*We go back to the exit of the movie theater where we see Rouge step out. Imediately Frizzo looks behind him and sees Rouge. He walks up to her right away.*

Frizzo The Clown: Hey there sweetie. What's your name?

Rouge: My name's Rouge, and I needa go now, excuse me.

*Meanwhile we go back to Skittles and funnie bunnie.*

Skittles: I'm thirsty, let's go to Starbucks and get ourselves a frapuccino.

funnie bunnie: We'll have to go to the Shop-A-Lot Mall to get to starbucks.

Skittles: God, what a gay name, wonder what the owner was smoking when he named the mall.

*funnie bunnie and Skittles walk to the Shop-A-Lot Mall laughing. Everyone is following them close behind...and someone else....*

so wat do ya think? :D

[Hank Scorpio]

Originally posted by Kitty
The organs just seeping out of her, you can see the testicales and the liver sticking out the most.

Uh, Kitty, is there something you want to tell us?

Nice work, especially when I blew chunks on Frizzo's shoes.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Hank Scorpio


Uh, Kitty, is there something you want to tell us?

Nice work, especially when I blew chunks on Frizzo's shoes.
hehehe, glad that you like it. no, there isn't nothing that I wanna tell you.

[MovieDudeGuy]

It's a scream, but can I be in it. PLZ? * MovieDudeGuy gets out his sad puppy eyes"

JBond: WHAT THE F&@$? PUT THOSE BLOODY THINGS BACK!

MovieDudeGuy: Oops. Sorry

[Kitty]

don't worry, u'll show up soon enough. patience is a virtue u know

[Kitty]

(d***it, i just can't help it, i got the g** d*** writing bug. so that's what that huge bite on the elbow of my arm is....)

*We go to the starbucks at the Shop-A-Lot Mall (what a stupid name for a mall). We go inside the starbucks where we find everyone drinking their frappucinos or their regular coffees. We go to one table where Hank is finishing explaining the story of why he blew chunks on his shoes.*

Hank Scorpio: ..and that's why I threw-up on your shoes.

*Frizzo says,"Ok" but stares at Hank. He doesn't trust him even more now because he is drinking a coffee, and who knows what end it'll come out of later on. At the table next to them is wherer Godzilla and bbf2 are duking it out once again (via argument that is).*

Godzilla: I am the sexiest man here, not you.

bbf2: Yea right, ur scaly and large.

Godzilla: Well being 'large' has it advantages.

*Rouge looks at them from her table which is next to them and says..*

Rouge: I didn't need to hear that Zilla.

*We go outside where Optimus Prime is alone in the middle of the mall...or so we think....*

[Kitty]

*We see Optimus Prime looking up at the nightsky. It's a clear night, and you can see a lot of stars. Someone creeps up behind him, suddenly it leaps outta the bushes and says...*

MovieDudeGuy: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!

*Optimus Prime jumps and spills his mocha frappucino that he was holding right in the middle of his pants.*

Optimus Prime: Geez, you scared me! What are you doing here?

MovieDudeGuy: You didn't see me at the movie theaters did you? I saw the corpse of Kitty and saw you guys being questioned.

Optimus Prime: Well I must have not seen you.

*Meanwhile while there talking we go and zoom back to starbucks. You still see Godzilla and bbf2 fighting about who is the sexiest one in there, and people just talking. Then a man walks in wearing nothing put a piece of loing cloth on his...u know. He walks to the table where Hank and Frizzo are, shortly stopped by a starbucks employee.*

Trainee Oj: Excuse me Tardumb, but there's a no shirt & pants & shoes regulation here. If you don't have those on, we won't serve you.

Tardumb: How about I do you in just like the cheeta in my last animated movie? Would you like that?

Trainee Oj: No Tardumb...please, take a seat.

*We go to Skittles and funnie bunnie who are across the sidewalk in the mall looking at the clothes that are on sale. funnie bunnie walks into the store while Skittles looks out the window at the new clothes.*

funnie bunnie: Hello? Anyone here? I need some help looking for this one outfit that I wanted the other day...

*Scilence*

*funnie bunnie looks at the cash register. No one seems to be in here at all. she decides to look out in the Employee Only room...*

[Kitty]

*Funnie bunnie opens the door to the Employees Only room. She looks inside and it's empty. She closes the door.*

funnie bunnie: Seems that no one is here. Odd, you would think that someone would have closed this place before leaving it.

*Funnie bunnie walks outside. It's empty. funnie bunnie thinks that it's odd because Skittles was just standing there a minute ago. funnie bunnie looks up at the window showing the latest clothes and there she was...dead...*

funnie bunnie: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Skittles has got cuts all over her, mainly because someone stuck wires all through her body through her skin. She hangs there like a human toy. Then you see that Skittles face is in positioned in a way of shock, like she was about to scream. Blood drips from her wrists mainly because of the words that have been smeared on the window with blood. It says,' The tall one is next.'*

*MovieDudeGuy and Optimus Prime run over to funnie bunnie to see what is the matter.*

funnie bunnie: L-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-k-k-k...*she points to the corpse of Skittles*

MovieDudeGuy: Optimus, call the ambulance. Funnie bunnie, are you okay?

*Optimus Prime runs towards the starbucks to ue the phone. We zoom into funnie bunnie's face. It's in total shock, she can't even close her mouth, her finger is still pointing at Skittles. Her eyes show that deep dark fear that always makes your stomach churn. Her face looks like it has been drained of it's fluids, pale pratically as a ghost.*

*15 minutes later we go back to the scene of the latest murder. There is a caution tape wrapped all around the new clothing store. Everyone else is huddled around the outside of the cautions tape talking to each other, trying to piece together what has just happened. funnie bunnie is sitting down in the clothing store while Officer Kyle Katarn is sitting next to her...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

LOL, that's really good. Keep it up.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
LOL, that's really good. Keep it up.
really? *eyes grow big and sparkly-like* that's great! see, told you that u'd be on there soon. i needa add more people in it anyways.

[Colorado Cajun]

Wow Kitty you're on a roll. I like it a lot :)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Wow Kitty you're on a roll. I like it a lot :)
yea...i have been posting a lot of the story....but thanks! glad to hear that everyone likes it...well...that is the people who have read it that is.

[Kitty]

(i swear that this is the last one. besides, i'm getting sleepy.)

*We go back to where funnie bunnie and Officer Kyle Katarn are in the clothing store.*

Officer Kyle Katarn: Well I'm going to be your bodyguard under these circumstances.

Funnie bunnie: Ok, that's fine with me, just as long as there's no more murders.

*We go to where the crowd is standing in front of the caution tape. A girl politely gets her way through the crowd to the front. Hank is the first one to notice her.*

Hank Scorpio: Well hello there Knerys, what are you doing here so early at night? I would expect you to be partying.

Knerys: Well I was talking to this really cute guy on the second floor of the mall when i heard a scream and a police car.

Frizzo The Clown: Well it seems that Skittles has been murdered...well I have one thing that I know about those two that connect...they were best friends...shame that there dead now...

Trainee Oj: My God, this is starting to get serious. Two murders in less than an hour! Wonder who is next? Could it be you?

*Trainee Oj points at Iben and Colorado Cajun.*

Colorado Cajun: Who the f*** are you pointing at you little starbucks freak?

Trainee Oj: Who are you calling little? Have you looked down there lately?

Colorado Cajun: That's it you little sob, your dead!

*Trainee Oj and Colorado Cajun start a fist-fight. Then Godzilla puts his foot down in front of the two with a loud thud.*

Godzilla: Stop it you two, you should just face facts that what you said to the other is true.

*Colorado Cajun throws lots of his fire cards at Godzilla and Oj kicks him.*

Iben: What a fiasco it's become here....

[MovieDudeGuy]

Originally posted by Kitty
(i swear that this is the last one. besides, i'm getting sleepy.)


Oh, don't stop. It's great. Anyway, when your on a roll and stop, you can never get back started. I'm still trying to think up stuff for my thread...:( ;)

[Kitty]

(to popular demand of MovieDudeGuy, i give up some more of my sleeptime to type out 1 MORE part of the story! i don't mind either :D)

*We go to the fight that is still going on between Colorado Cajun & Trainee Oj against Godzilla's foot. Knerys steps in-between the line of fire and says...*

Knerys: STOP!!!!!!!

*When she said that the ground shook and they all stopped.*

Knerys: Apologize, NOW!!!!!!

*They all apologize in fear.*

Frizzo The Clown: *whispers to Rouge* I thought that I was scary.

Rouge: Look who that is!

*We see a slick new black thunderbird being parked near the scene of the crime. The person who steps outta the car is none other than....*

Rouge: Oh look...it's JBond, what a suprise....

JBond: Well you seem happy to see me. Especially after last night.

Rouge: Shutup!

JBond: My god, what a mess it is here in this quiet little community. Where's the murderer? I'll fancifully shoot the beggebus outta him with my shiny silver gun.

Hank Scorpio: We don't even know who the murderer is, so I would keep that shiny silver gun in your ugl--i mean smashing tux. *turns to Trainee Oj* Why are you here? what happened to starbucks?

Trainee Oj: All of the stores and drink places are closed after this happened.

*funnie bunnie goes under the caution tape with Officer Kyle Katarn. Everyone looks at them and goes around funniy bunnie giving her comfort.*

funnie bunnie: I think that I should go back to my apartment.

Frizzo The Clown: You'll need a brave clown to protect you in case of any trouble. *takes out walkie-talkie and says to it* snd in the midgets to funnie bunnie's apartment.

funnie bunnie: Well, if you all insist, follow me and Officer Kyle Katarn to my apartment.

*Everyone gets in their cars and drives off behind funnie bunnie's car to her apartment...*

well? how is it?

[MovieDudeGuy]

Good, keep going. Oh, and I'd just finished writing my next chapter when somehow, after I clicked post, the computer said it could'nt because my connection was briefly down. I was'nt able to save it:( . But serioudly just keep goin. It's great

[Optimus Prime]

It's really Good Kitty you had me thinking I was going to be killed back there:eek:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Optimus Prime
It's really Good Kitty you had me thinking I was going to be killed back there:eek:
hehehehe, i like putting a bit of suspense in there.
and to MovieDudeGuy, i hope that u get ur fanfic on here soon, i'm dying to read it.

[Iben]

I'm sorry Kitty, I just noticed that you had put your fanfic up now. It's really great. :)

[Kitty]

*We follow funnie bunnie and the others to her apartment. It's a very nice place, very nicely decorated and it has two rooms. When everyone enters her place they all start thinking that she's rich. Then someone from across the hall opens his door to see what all the rucus is.*

Landlord Citizen Kane: Can you stomp your feet any louder!

funnie bunnie: Oh sorry Kane, it's just that...

Landlord Citizen Kane: I'll let you go..for now, but next time call me Landlord Citizen Kane.

funnie bunnie: Ok Ka--I mean Landlord Citizen Kane.

*Everyone is inside and funnie bunnie closes the door to her apartment. There all oohing and ahhing.*

Officer Kyle Katarn: I'll check upstairs to see if there's anyone here that isn't supposed to be here.

*Officer Kyle Katarn walks up the stairs with gun in hand.*

*Meanwhile everyone is making themselves at home. It looks like Optimus Prime and MovieDudeGuy are mixing up some drinks for everyone, a couple of bartenders, hehehe. Then Trainee Oj puts on the stereo. There acting like nothing has happened. People just kinda start to dance or just hang around, it's like the terrible silence has stopped.*

*We go back to Officer Kyle Katarn. He's checking her bedroom right now, looking through every corner. He isn't scared, no, the only time he was ever scared was that time when he was about to get a bullet in the mouth, luckily his partner was there to save him.*

Officer Kyle Katarn: Nothing strange or unusual in here.

*Officer Kyle Katarn walks back downstairs, putting away the gun. He sees that everyone is happy and just talking and stuff. Strange, he thought, I would have suspected at least a few people being worried, but since there all together, there's nothing to be worried about I assume.*

*You see bbf2 and JBond showing off some dance moves in an attempt to impress Rouge. Near there you see Hank Scorpio talking to Knerys with a drink in his hand. Then right next to him you see Colorado Cajun and Iben (can you believe this) dancing! Then Tardumb is talking it up with Frizzo The Clown and funnie bunnie. There's Optimus Prime and MovieDudeGuy who are acting like bartenders at the moment. Then there's Trainee Oj who's talking to Officer Kyle Katarn about his line of work. Everything seems to be back to normal, or is it...*

[Kitty]

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

funnnie bunnie: Coming!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

*funnie bunnie opens the door. she sees a little present box below at her feet. Officer Kyle Katarn runs to her but then...*

BOOM!!!! *The present explodes in front of funnie bunnie. Seems that the impact of the blast threw her and a couple of the others (which were Frizzo The Clown and Knerys) flying to the wall. Everyone runs over to them to help them.*

*Meanwhile Hank Scorpio checks out the place were the present was. He looks outside to his left. Nothing. Then he looks to his right. You see someone put their gloved hand over his mouth. He tries to scream, but no one can hear him. Everyone's attentioned to funnie bunnie, Frizzo The Clown, and Knerys. Hank Scorpio is pulled away from the door outside.*

*Meanwhile funnie bunnie, Frizzo The Clown, and Knerys are helped up by the others. Everyone is asking them questions like..*

MovieDudeGuy: Are you alright?

Rouge: Is there any bones broken?

bbf2: Do you needa drink?

Frizzo The Clown: I'll go for that drink, but yea, I think my wrist is broken.

funnie bunnie: I'm fine

Knerys: I think I twisted my right leg.

*Everyone comes to their aid, what a loving bunch Officer Kyle Katarn thinks to himself. Wait a minute, something isn't right...*

Officer Kyle Katarn: Has anyone seen that guy who said that he was ruler of the east coast?

JBond: I saw him five minutes ago, but I don't know what happened to him.

*A man looks at the door of funnie bunnie's apartment and sees the damage that the bomb did to the front door. He goes inside and goes up to funnie bunnie.*

Landlord Citizen Kane: What happened here funnie bunnie? Are you ok?

Knerys: Does it look like she's ok?

Landlord Citizen Kane: Maybe I should stick with you guys, who knows what those punk kids will do to meif they did that to you.

Officer Kyle Katarn: The east coast ruler guy is nowhere to be seen...

JBond: Well I think we should go somewhere else if we wanna all stay alive.

Trainee Oj: But where will we go 007?

JBond: We'll go to my secret house that everyone can see that is up on top of the hill next to us. I would say let's hurry and go there or else someone else will be next.

*Everyone goes to their cars in a rush to go to JBond's house as a desperate hope for safety....*

[Hank Scorpio]

And once again I'm dead.

[Empusae]

Very good :)
looking forward to the rest of our deaths :P

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
And once again I'm dead.
hey, how do u know that? it may not be true, besides, at least you weren't killed in a fanfic first, hehehe

[Optimus Prime]

Going good Kitty.

[Kitty]

to all of the people who haven't seen themselves on here yet, don't worry, you'll most likely be added in it by the end of the day over here. And we got plenty of more suspence and deaths and funny stuff in here.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty

hey, how do u know that? it may not be true, besides, at least you weren't killed in a fanfic first, hehehe

I thought you said the tall one was next?;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla


I thought you said the tall one was next?;)
that didn't mean you specifically. i said that you were large..well...i like giving things a twist :D;)

[Longshanks]

Wow - that's some serious posting you've been doing there! lol, you definitely like your blood and guts :D

...don't forget I put my name down too? ;)

[Kitty]

*It's pitch black. Then a light turns on. You see Hank Scorpio tied to a chair, unable to move, and he's also been blindfolded. He moves his head around and hears footsteps coming towards him.*

Hank Scorpio: Whoever the f*** that is, I'm gonna kick your ass as soon as I get untangled from these straps!

*A person steps near him, you can barely see the person because the person's wearing all black. You can only see the person's cold gray eyes shine from the only light that is on in this place that they are at.*

Mysterious Person: So Hank, you must be wondering who I am. Well I'll tell you why I am killing before I kill you. I have been plotting my revenge for quite a while. Ever since you all made a fool outta me I stayed in my house. Days passed without food to eat or water to drink, and I devised a plan. If I tortured the person who ruined me by killing people that knew him, then hitting the heart of the person by murdering the most dear thing to his/her heart, he/she will crack and beg for mercy. Then I'll elimnate him/her and the highest power and be master of this community.

Hank Scorpio: Your mad!

Mysterious Person: I'm not mad, I'm just sad that you don't understand. Well, say hi to Kitty and Skittles for me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hears chainsaw start up.*

Hank Scorpio: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh crap I peed in my pants. *ackhem* NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*Zooms up to the night sky. You hear the chainsaw cutting wood and something else. Then the sound fades away and we go and zoom down to JBond's house. The cars are just pulling up right now.*

bbf2: What a nice pad!

Godzilla: Yea, really!

JBond: Yes, yes it is.

*JBond pulls keys out and unlocks door. Everyone enters in. JBond flicks on the light and they all go in shock. There he is, Hank Scorpio, sliced and diced like little onions that you put in a hamburger. Blood splattered on the walls. MovieDudeGuy looks down at his feet and he sees one of Hank's eyeballs, looking at him.*

MovieDudeGuy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*screams like a little girl*

*15 mintues later the police arrive again. We see another officer come up to Frizzo The Clown to question him.*

Officer Longshanks: So you were over there at that apartment complex when he disappeared.

Frizzo The Clown: Yes he was, and I didn't have anything to do with it.

Officer Longshanks: Sorry sonny, but we have to put down everyone as a suspect. 3 murders in an hour, that's just terrible. I'm going to look after you all too with the help of Officer Tyler_Durden.

*Officer Tyler_Durden walks up to Officer Longshanks. funnie bunnie runs up to the two officers and Frizzo and says...*

funnie bunnie: Is Officer Kyle Katarn going to watch us too at the same time?

Officer Tyler_Durden: Yes he is so don't you worry little missy.

*We zoom out a bit and see the scene. Police cars everywhere, and it looks like a news reporter car just pulled over to the scene. The guy runs up to the nearest person he sees, which is Colorado Cajun.*

Reporter Empusae: Here we are at the scene of another brutal murder. This is the third of three murders that has happened in an hour tonight. Here with us is...what's your name boy?

Colorado Cajun: It's Colorado Cajun, and I'm not a boy, I'm a man.

Reporter Empusae: Sure you are. Well what is your reaction to these terrible murders that has just happened here tonight?

Colorado Cajun: Well utter shock, and sadness, grief, and anger. *grabs mic from Reporter Empusae's hand* Wherever you are murderer, you'll pay for these deaths!!!!!

Reporter Empusae: *grabs back mic* Thank you Colorado Cajun, and here's Jeese with the weather.

Cameraman: Cut!

Reporter Empusae: *walks up to Officer Kyle Katarn* You don't mind if I tag along with you all for the sake of publicity.

Officer Kyle Katarn: Well I..

Reporter Empusae: Oh good, thank you!

*We zoom out and see the scene. Who will be the next victim on the murderer's list? Nobody knows...yet.....*

[MovieDudeGuy]

well, hank got it early yet again;) can't say im too suprised

[Empusae]

am i really that pushy? *evil grin*

Great job Kitty

[Kitty]

*We go back to the scene of the murder. We zoom into JBond anf Rouge. JBond says...*

JBond: Looks like we can't stay here then can we? Our little love nest bloodied up.

Rouge: Get your arm off my shoulder. Last night was an accident!

*JBond takes his arm off of Rouge's shoulder. Then Officer Tyler_Durden steps up on top of a police car and puts a megaphone to his mouth. He says...*

Officer Tyler_Durden: I want all the people who have already been questioned to follow me in their cars to a cabin nearby!

*Everyone gets in their cars and follows Officer Tyler_Durden. Meanwhile when they are on the freeway in one nice silver lexus Officer Kyle Katarn says on a walkie-talkie to Officer Longshanks...*

Officer Kyle Katarn: Were gonna stop at an In-&-Out burger really quick for these kids to grab a bite of something. I'll cover them in case something happens, Over.

Officer Longshanks: Ok then Katarn, but hurry up. We don't want you seperated from the group for too long, Over & Out.

*Officer Kyle Katarn puts down the walkie-talkie and drives the new silver lexus to the In-&-Out off the freeway. Godzilla, Landlord Citizen Kane and Knerys get outta the car and go inside. It's a bit empty except for a few people in there. A couple is eating at the side of the fast-food place, and a man is sitting at the other corner of the fast-food place, obviously not wanting to be noticed. They all make their orders and sit a table from the man in the corner. Knerys suddenly says to the man...*

Knerys: Do I know you?

Man: No, I don't think so...

Knerys: *smiles big* Yes I do! I saw you at the New Years Party last year, your the one who sang a drunken version of the New Years song and collapsed soon after on the floor!

Malice: Darnit, I thought that you wouldn't remember. So how have you been?

Knerys: Well I'm with a group of my friends who are trying to narrowly escape the clutches of this murderer who's killed three of our friend tonight in an hour.

Malice: Well that sucks. Maybe you need a strong man like me to protect you.

Knerys: Ok, I guess you can tag along, just as long as you don't go drunk again.

Malice: Sober all the way. *see behind him and he has his fingers crossed.*

Officer Kyle Katarn: I'll be outside, I'm gonna take a smoke.

Godzilla: Fine by me.

*Officer Kyle Katarn walks outside and takes out a cig. He puts it in his lips, and takes out a lighter. He tries to start the lighter btu it won't start. Then some shadowy figure comes up to him and says...*

Mysterious Person: Do you know that smoking kills?

*Officer Kyle Katarn opens his mouth, but then the mysterious person covers his mouth and Officer Kyle Katarn swallows the cig. Then the mysterious person takes out a hammer and knocks him out cold. He drags Officer Kyle Katarn to the bushes.*

*Meanwhiel inside, no one notices anything strange or unusual. We go to Landlord Citizen Kane and Godzilla talking about movies.*

Landlord Citizen Kane: No Citizen Kane was the best movie ever made!

Godzilla: No, Godzilla 2000 was!!!!!!!

*they each give each other the evil eye. Then Knerys looks up at the night sky in the window and screams.*

Knerys: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

*We see a lifeless body of Officer Kyle Katarn hanging from the window. He's been hanged because there is a rope tied tight around his neck. His hands and feet have been slied up and thrown on the floor. Drip Drip. The blood goes from his hands and feet. As soon as they knew it, they all ran outta there.*

Malice: Here. Hop into my car, hurry!

*Godzilla, Landlord Citizen Kane, and Knerys run into Malice's new red 2002 convertible and speed off to the cabin where everyone is supposed to be...*

[Longshanks]

Nice to see I'm a reassuring authority figure ;)

[Kitty]

*We zoom to the cabin where most of the people have just pulled up to. It's a spacious two-story cabin complete with all of the stuff you need to live a relaxing life. It's a quiet place, a bit warm because of the summer, but of fair temperature. Officer Tyler_Durden and Officer Longshanks go first and open the door, with guns in their hands. They both walk in two steps then look around. There's no one here other than them, that's a relief.*

Officer Tyler_Durden: Ok, the place is fine, you all can come in now.

*You see everyone walking in looking around the place. Some of the people are still scared but bulk up their courage to go inside. Officer Tyler_Durden says in a whisper..*

Officer Tyler_Durden: Where is Katarn? I thought that he was behind you?

Officer Longshanks: Well Katarn wa--

*The door opens in a loud BANG! We see Knerys in the middle, and next to her on her right is Godzilla, and on her left is Landlord Citizen Kane. Behind her is Malice. Malice steps up in front of Knerys and says...*

Malice: What the f*** is going on in this town? We are at the In-&-Out, we were about to eat, Officer Kyle Katarn takes a smoke and a few minutes later he's hanging off the window next to us dead!

Officer Tyler_Durden: What? He's dead! Oh dear lord... Longshanks, call up the department and send some people down to that In-&-Out. Tell them that the town is on high alert, we have a madman running lose here...

*Officer Longshanks goes to the side of the room and goes on his Nokia cell phone to call the department. Officer Tyler_Durden says...*

Officer Tyler_Durden: Ok everyone, you, tall kid, shut the door.

Godzilla: Okay then...

*Godzilla pokes his head outta the door before he closes it. Someone suddenly closes the door on Godzilla with his neck stuck in-between there. You hear the sound of a knife being sharpened really fast. Godzilla's head is stuck. Then in the black of night you hear a squish and splatter of something. The people inside of the cabin heard it too. Iben pulls Godzilla outta the door, and she sees the gruesome site. His head was decapitated. Blood flows down on Iben's shirt and shorts, not a very pretty site. She screams and drops most of Godzilla's body. Everyone looks outside and sees next to the front door his head, suspended in a shock of fear. On the door though is a note. Frizzo The Clown goes to the door and rips out the note that was nailed on the door. He reads it out loud and it says...*

Frizzo The Clown: The Clown gets it now.

*Everyone gasps. Frizzo drops the piece of paper. Officer Longshanks goes to the door and picks up the letter, and reads it to himself. He pushes everyone outta the way from the door. Officer Longshanks says...*

Officer Longshanks: I want everyone to stay away from any windows or any doors, I want everyone to stay in a group, no one goes more than 3 feet away from the group.

*Frizzo gets a sense of courage in him suddenly, he moves Officer Longshanks outta the way and he lifts up his rubber chicken high in the air and says...*

Frizzo The Clown: Well why are we gonna keep running away for? I mean, everytime that we do that the person kills one of us. I say that we split up around town and look for this sob ourselves, now who's with me?

*Tardumb steps up.*Tardumb: I am!

*Iben and Colorado Cajun step up.*

Colorado Cajun: I am.

Iben: And I am too.

*The rest of them step up and say it while the two officers don't say it.*

Officer Tyler_Durden: You know very well Mr. Clown that you could easily be killed if you just go out looking for the killer.

Frizzo The Clown: I know that, but I'm not going down without a fight!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Officer Longshanks: Stay were you are everyone, I'll check it out.

*Officer Longshanks takes out gun and slowly opens up the rest of the door. He looks out, and points his gun right on someone's forehead.*

Officer HeadHunter: And you are doing this to me because?

Officer Longshanks: (puts down gun) Oh sorry HeadHunter, you startled me.

Officer HeadHunter: Well I'm not suprised after what has...Oh my lord what happened here?

Officer Tyler_Durden: Long story, a long, gruesome story.

Officer HeadHunter: Well I see that. I just came up here to bust the youngins who were speeding down the freeway.

Officer Tyler_Durden: They were speeding for a reason. All of you, stay inside for one moment.

*Everyone starts talking about how they'll get the killer and take revenge on what he or she did to their friends. And so the story continues...*

So how is it?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty

that didn't mean you specifically. i said that you were large..well...i like giving things a twist :D;)

So, nearly 400 feet isn't exactly tall to you.;)

[Kitty]

So i shrinked you some for that death scene, hehehe

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
So i shrinked you some for that death scene, hehehe

Dead? I think not Miss Kitty. I've been killed many times and I always come back bigger and badder than ever! What makes you think a little Michael Myers wannabe is going to do it once and for all?;) :D :p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla


Dead? I think not Miss Kitty. I've been killed many times and I always come back bigger and badder than ever! What makes you think a little Michael Myers wannabe is going to do it once and for all?;) :D :p
hehehe....well....i'll make another part for the fun of it, hey, i better practice if i wanna write movie scripts in the future :D:D:D

[Optimus Prime]

MAN my buddy is dead!?!?

P.S. It's going good.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Optimus Prime
MAN my buddy is dead!?!?

P.S. It's going good.

Not man, LIZARD! Nobody ever remembers that!

And not dead, just in between movie deals.;)

[Optimus Prime]

I correct myself.

LIZARD my buddy is between movie deals?!?!?:eek:

Better.:)

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Optimus Prime
I correct myself.

LIZARD my buddy is between movie deals?!?!?:eek:

Better.:)

Much.:D

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by Godzilla


Much.:D

Good.:D

[Empusae]

Going great

[Kitty]

*We go back to the cabin where we last left everyone. (For the hell of it I'm going to type out the remianing people for now...
The people who are in there is Tardumb, Iben, bbf2, Colorado Cajun, Knerys, Rouge, JBond, Trainee Oj, Officer Longshanks, MovieDudeGuy, Optimus Prime, Frizzo The Clown, Landlord Citizen Kane, funnie bunnie, Malice, Reporter Empusae, Officer Tyler_Durden, and Officer HeadHunter, now back to your regularly scheduled story.)The three officers are examining the letter and the large corpse of Godzilla. Meanwhile everyone else is in a huge crowd plotting their revenge...*

Trainee Oj: I say that we split up in order to cover more ground.

funnie bunnie: I don't wanna split up, cause i'm afraid that I'll be next.

Frizzo The Clown: You won't be next, I am because the letter said so.

Malice: But then why did the killer kill Officer Kyle Katarn then? Huh, huh?

Frizzo The Clown: Well I have no idea but--hey buddy, will you cut the camera off!

Reporter Empusae: Sorry, we can't because we don't wanna kid, now go back on how you were discussing a recent death. This is gonna be top story in the news tomorrow!

Optimus Prime: That's it. Let me at him!*tackles Reporter Empusae*

Rouge: Stop Optimus, it's not worth it.

Frizzo The Clown: Yea, I'll do the job for you later ;)

*Optimus Prime backs down from Reporter Empusae. Reporter Empusae dusts himself off. Then MovieDudeGuy says...*

MovieDudeGuy: Ok, here's the plan, yes, it's becoming more and more clear to me no--

Landlord Citizen Kane: What are you a fortune teller? Just tell us the plan stupid.

MovieDudeGuy: Ok, ok, the plan is that we ditch the cops and split up. How's that?

*Everyone stares at him.*

Knerys: No MovieDudeGuy, no, because there the only ones who can shoot down the murderer.

Tardumb: Hey! I can kick the murderer's @$$ with my Tarzanian moves.

Malice: Right...and I know Kung Fu....

bbf2: Shutup, no you don't.

*Everyone starts talking at the same time.*

Frizzo The Clown: Ok. OK, SHUTUP!!!!!!

*Everyone stops talking and looks at Frizzo.*

Frizzo The Clown: I'll handle it from here. Ok, we'll split up into twos like MovieDudeGuy said, but the cops will be looking around too, get it? got it? good.

*Frizzo The Clown walks up to Officer HeadHunter and tells him the plan. Outside in a window near where Frizzo The Clown and the officers are, there is someone hearing the conversation. You see the man dressed all in black. You zoom into his cold gray eyes, then you see him smile. He runs away from the cabin waiting to strike...*

Is it good?

[Godzilla]

I'll tell you this, it's what Scary Movie should have been (so in otherwords http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif )

[HeadHunter]

wow i have a erm sort of role that is erm..........

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
I'll tell you this, it's what Scary Movie should have been (so in otherwords http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif )
^_^

[Kitty]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
wow i have a erm sort of role that is erm..........
?

[Kitty]

*We go back to the cabin (once again). The officers are talking to Frizzo right now...*

Officer HeadHunter: I don't think so boy, that's only gonna get you killed. Besides, you'll be more of an easy target then.

Officer Tyler_Durden: *whispers to HeadHunter* Aren't they already--*HeadHunter punches Durden in the stomach* Sorry sir...ow...

Officer HeadHunter: I'm sorry boy but we'll be to blame if we just let you all lose into the town when a murderer is also lose in the town.

*Knerys walks up.*

Knerys: But Officer HeadHunter, you'll be right behind us with the company of your other fellow officers.

Officer Longshanks: *whispers* She's gotta point there...

Officer HeadHunter: I don't know, you'll all probably will be dead by the end of the night thanks to my decision but...fine, but were backing you up.

*Everyone gets outta the cabin and follows the officers. They go on the freeway and we zoom into the officer's car. There listening to the radio. Officer Tyler_Durden got an ice pack on his stomach and Officer Longshanks is singing to the music. Officer HeadHunter is also singing to the music and is driving.*

*POP*

Officer HeadHunter: Darnit, don't tell me that we have a flat tire...

*Officer HeadHunter looks in the rear-view mirror on his right...nothing. Then Officer HeadHunter looks at his left rear-view mirror, and he sees a man dressed in black hanging on the side of the car about to crawl up to the front to destroy the engine.*

Officer HeadHunter: Oh ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh-----

*Swerves car round-and-round. He keeps looking at the left side of the car and the man dressed in black is still there. Barely hanging by a car window in the back that is cracked. Officer Tyler_Durden doesn't realize that the window is cracked and that the man dressed in black is hanging off of there, ready to open the door and come inside there. Officer HeadHunter stops swerving the car but still goes really fast. Officer Longshanks notices this and takes out his gun. He says quickly to Officer Tyler_Durden...*

Officer Longshanks: Move Durden, move from the left window.

*Officer Tyler_Durden moves fast from the left back window. Officer Longshanks sees the man in black's gloved black hand holding onto the window. He takes one shot and he hits the man in black's gloved hand. The window breaks and we zoom into the view of Officer HeadHunter's left rear-view mirror. He sees the man dressed in black rolling around on the floor of the freeway, cars doding him and he gets up. He runs to the right side of the freeway...then he fades outta the mirror. And so it continues...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

lemme guess, the figure is one of us, right?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
lemme guess, the figure is one of us, right?
*laughs* who knows? maybe it's someone completely different?

[Empusae]

wunderbar darling

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Empusae
wunderbar darling
oh thank you, i can't believe thought that people actually like my fanfic.

[HeadHunter]

woohoo.......now that is more like it..........loadsa action for me..............Me like that very much........but can you (Kitty) PM me what is happerning so that i dodnt have to read the stuff before........you know a summery :p

[Optimus Prime]

It's going good.

[Kitty]

*We go back to the car right behind the officers and start talking about what has just happened.*

JBond: My god, who was that on the cops car?

bbf2: Who do u think James?

JBond: Well maybe it was the madman who was murdering people.

bbf2: Really? I would have never guessed. You win the stupidest agent contest.

JBond: Shutup you little squirt, or else...

Reporter Empusae: Oh! A threat. Hey *turns to cameraguy* are you getting all of this?

*CameraGuy gives a thumbs up.*

JBond: Turn off that blasted thing!

bbf2: Yea, that's really annoying knowing that your being filmed every second you move or talk.

Reporter Empusae: Wow, what an idea. This could be like a reality show--

JBond: Except it IS reality, and we ARE being chased by a madman bent on killing us all.

Reporter Empusae: I don't care what your saying kid, all that matters is that we get this story and make you, including me, stars!!!!!

bbf2: That's it.

*bbf2 (who is currently sitting in his passenger seat) looks at Reporter Empusae and smiles. Then he punches him in the face so hard that his glasses break and he passes out. Then bbf2 looks at the cameraguy and says...*

bbf2: Turn off the camera.

CameraGuy: Y-Y-Yes sir!

*CameraGuy turns off the camera and bbf2 sits back down.*

JBond: I say, good show bbf2.

bbf2: Yes it was. I hope that everyone else is alright.

*We zoom out from JBond's nice new silver lexus into Malice's red new 2002 convertible.*

Malice: That was scary earlier. Can someone explain to me why this madman is killing each one of us off one by one?

Colorado Cajun: I have no idea.

Iben: Yea, but I hope that someone ran over that man dressed in black, I would have.

Colorado Cajun: What if I was in front of your car?

Iben: I would do the same like the man dressed in black.

Colorado Cajun: Yea right baby.

Iben: Don't call me that.

Frizzo The Clown: Yea, don't Colorado Cajun. I'm watching you.

*Colorado Cajun looks at Frizzo. Then Frizzo's eye pops out and goes on Iben's lap. Frizzo starts laughing at Iben and Cajun.*

Iben: Really Frizzo that's childish.

Frizzo: Well now I really do have my eye on you two.

Colorado Cajun: That isn't funny.

Frizzo The Clown: I know, but I try.

*We zoom out of the car to the freeway where we see the other cars following the new red 2002 convertible...*

[bbf2]

Oh hell yeah, I punched a reporter in the face! Good job!

[Kitty]

*We zoom down into a nice 2002 midnight blue new voltswagon bettle.*

Knerys: Would you mind not shaking the seat?

Optimus Prime: Sorry, just a bit scared and stuff...

Rouge: Hehehe, your scared? Hehehe.

MovieDudeGuy: Yea, hehehe, sissy!!!!!!!

Optimus Prime: Shatup!!!!!!!!I'm not a sissy. i'm a manly man!

Rouge: A manly man? Once again I have a chance to laugh. HAHAHA!

*Optimus Prime steps really hard on MovieDudeGuy's foot.*

MovieDudeGuy: OW! What was that for?

Optimus Prime: So you can stop acting like a child.

MovieDudeGuy: o0o0o0o, I'm scared.

Rouge: You guys better no--

Optimus Prime: Well I got more muscle than you!

MovieDudeGuy: Well at least I got more balls then you!

Optimus Prime: Your dead!

*Optimus Prime and MovieDudeGuy start fighting. Then Rouge gets a bat outta nowhere and says to the two...*

Rouge: You both get it if you don't STOP!

*Optimus Prime and MovieDudeGuy stop fighting.*

Rouge: That's better.

*We zoom outta the new 2002 midnight blue voltswagon bettle to a sleek 2002 mustang with a built-in hood.*

Trainee Oj: Yes, you see, working at Starbucks does have it's shining moments.

Tardumb: Yea, well if it wasn't for your *cough*mother, then you wouldn't have been able to even get a car.

Trainee Oj: Well at least I know how to drive.

Tardumb: Well I'm king of the jungle so you shut your mouth.

Landlord Citizen Kane: I'm king of my apartment complex.

*silence and everyone looks at Landlord Citizen Kane. Landlord Citizen Kane sits back futher down in his seat.*

funnie bunnie: Well my car is better than any of yours. Because it's just like this car with one exception.

Trainee Oj, Tardumb and Landlord Citizen Kane: What?

funnie bunnie: It's decorated with Hamtaro stuffed ham-hams ^_^.

Tardumb: Don't say that word, don't!!!!!!!!!

funnie bunnie: What word? You mean Hamtaro or ham-hams?

Tardumb: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*We zoom outta the sleek 2002 mustang with a built-in hood to a shot of all of the cars on the freeway getting off an exit. They all pull over at a gas station, where our story will continue...*

[bbf2]

How do you write these things so fast?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by bbf2
How do you write these things so fast?
comes to my head. then also the fact taht i type fast like right now, yea, i just luv writing stories or being in one :D:D:D

[tyler_durden]

You are doing a very good job with this, Kitty!

[Citizen Kane]

Great job! Thank you for putting me in the story!:)

[Colorado Cajun]

this is one great story Kitty:)

[Iben]

yeah...good job Kitty.

[Kitty]

oh thankz guys, it's good to hear that from all of you ^_^

[Optimus Prime]

Going nicely.

[Kitty]

*We zoom (i say zoom a lot in the narration)to the gas station where everyone is. HeadHunter gets out of the police car and stands on top of it. He shouts out...*

Officer HeadHunter: Here's the plan. I want all of you to split up across town with the people you were with in the car on the way here. Then when you all reach your destinations, I want you all to split up in twos in order to cover more ground. If you happen to find the killer or something else happens, call the police department, I assume that you all have cell phones anyways. It's 11 right now, so I expect to meet everyone back here at 12 midnight. Good luck, and be careful by all means.

*Officer HeadHunter gets down from the police car and drives away with Officer Longshanks and Officer Tyler_Durden. Then people start leaving to different part of the community which is called CaSpie City. JBond, bbf2, the CameraGuy, and the passed out Reporter Empusae go to Downtown CaSpie. Iben, Colorado Cajun, Malice & Frizzo The Clown go to Xavier CaSpie. Knerys, Optimus Prime, MovieDudeGuy, and Rouge go to Hollywood CaSpie. Also Trainee Oj, Tardumb, funnie bunnie, and Landlord Citizen Kane go to Digital CaSpie. The officers go back to the CaSpie Police Station. (Just to make it clear for everyone, Downtown CaSpie is CS! Community forum, Xavier CaSpie is the X-Men forum, Hollywood CaSpie is the Celebrity forum, and Digital CaSpie is the DVD Talk forum, and the CaSpie Police Station is the Site Feedback forum.)*

*We go first to JBond, who has just pulled up to one of the alleys in his car. He gets out and so does bbf2, looking up and making a nice pose for an advertisement for a movie or a car commercial. In the car the CameraGuy sticks up his armpit in front of Reporter Empusae's face. Reporter Empusae wakes up in fright.*

Reporter Empusae: Who, what, oh god, don't ever do that to me again.

CameraGuy: Sorry sir.

*Reporter Empusae and the CameraGuy get outta the car. Reporter Empusae scares JBond and bbf2 from their pose by saying...*

Reporter Empusae: Where are we? Does anyone have any deoderant for my rancid-smelling friend?

JBond: I always keep one in my car, for just-in-cases in a chance of a car chase.

*JBond goes in his car, presses a couple of buttons near the steering wheel, and in the glove compartment pops out a deoderant. JBond kindly hands it to Reporter Empusae and he grabs it from JBond's hand and throws it in the face of CameraGuy. Luckily he catches it, and uses it. CameraGuy holds ti up to JBond and he says...*

JBond: You can keep it by all means.

*CameraGuy puts it in his pocket. bbf2 tells Reporter Empusae all about the plan. Then bbf2 and JBond pair up and walk down the alley. Reporter Empusae and CameraGuy walk up behind the car up to the closest opening of the alley. And so the story continues...*

[Kitty]

(Right now I'm just putting up where the people at certain places are at so bear with me)

*We follow the Officers to the CaSpie Police Station. They go inside the station and see loads of people running around the place. An officer runs up to them and says...*

Seargent Link: Where have you guys been? There's been an escape. ***** has just escaped! I think he's the killer who's getting those innocent kids. You should really get them all and bring them here as soon as possible.

Officer HeadHunter: Yes sir!

*Officer HeadHunter, Tyler_Durden, and Longshanks run outta the CaSpie Police Station....*

*Meanwhile were following JBond and bbf2. They just came outta the alley and are looking out at the street. Downtown CaSpie, crowded as usual. JBond looks across the street and sees a club. bbf2 looks out across the street and sees it too. His eyes widen with delight.*

bbf2: Hey, it's the popular Pizza & Hookers Club!

JBond: Well we can look for the killer inside. Also we can protect the girls of any danger.

bbf2: Yea, that's what I'm talking about, let's go!

*bbf2 & JBond walk inside the Pizza & Hookers Club. Meanwhile we find Reporter Empusae and CameraGuy lost in Downtown CaSpie. They go inside of one of the local stores.*

Shopkeeper rObix: Welcome to the Photo Album, do you have any pictues to deposit for the sake of the people who are all interested in seeing how hot you look like?

Reporter Empusae: We aren't here to deposit pictures of some sort, were looking for a man all in black. Was he seen around here?

Shopkeeper rObix: What if I did? What would you do to make me talk?

Reporter Empusae: CameraGuy, go do something to him!

CameraGuy: No, I don't wanna! *runs away from Reporter Empusae and cries like a little sissy.*

Reporter Empusae: Wait you big baby! You have my story in that camera!!!!!*runs after CameraGuy*

*We zoom across the town to Xavier CaSpie where our story will continue...*

[Kyle Katarn]

This is hilarious! :D And...my first violent fanfic death! Not counting JBond's Hawaii vacation where I got vaped by a Turbolaser! ;) But that one didn't count, I got ressurected on the island! :D Too bad that fanfic wasn't ressurected...*sigh!*

[Kitty]

*We follow Iben, Colorado Cajun, Malice & Frizzo to Xavier CaSpie. They step outta the car.*

Iben: Who's pairing up with who?

Colorado Cajun: I'm pairing up with you baby.

Iben: Well....okay.

Frizzo The Clown: Not you two together, nope. *whistles and a little toy car drives in front of Iben and Colorado Cajun. A midget walks out of the toy car and says to Frizzo...*

Superman Midget: Yes Frizzo.

Frizzo The Clown: I want you to keep an eye on those two lovebirds over there *points to Cajun and Iben*

Superman Midget: As long as they don't have kryptonite then I'm going to watch them every second they inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, or was it the other way around?

Colorado Cajun: Darnit, our romantic evening ruined by a little super midget! Follow me Iben, I gotta plan ;):D

Iben: okay...*gets pulled on the hand by Cajun and they walk away from seeing view. Superman Midget follows them.*

Frizzo The Clown: Well let's go the opposite direction okay?

Malice: Hey, what's that? *looks out up at the sky.* Looks like a storm is coming. But the rest of the sky is clear....

Frizzo The Clown: C'mon then man, follow me.

*Malice and Frizzo walk towards the odd-looking storm cloud that appeared nearby.*

*Meanwhile Knerys, Rouge, Optimus Prime, and MovieDudeGuy get out of their car and are at Hollywood CaSpie.*

Rouge: I hope that I bump into a big celebrity...o0o0o0o would Iben be mad at me if I met Ewan McGregor over here, hehehe.

Knerys: I know, but we have more serious matters to attend to. So who's pairing up with who?

MovieDudeGuy: I'll pair up with you Knerys?

Knerys: Sure! Let's go over there. *points to the Old Chinese Theater*

MovieDudeGuy: Of course, why do they call me MovieDudeGuy for?

*Knerys and MovieDudeGuy leave to the Old Chinese Theater. Rouge says to Optimus Prime...*

Rouge: Looks like were paired up. Wanna look up there in the upper part of Hollywood CaSpie?

Optimus Prime: Sure, besides, doesn't looks like I have any choice.

Rouge: *looks at Optimus Prime* And that means...?

Optimus Prime: Nothing at all.

*Optimus Prime walks with Rouge. We go to Digital CaSpie where the story continues...*

[Kitty]

*We go to Digital CaSpie where Tardumb, funnie bunnie, Trainee Oj, and Landlord Citizen Kane pull up at.*

Tardumb: Ok, who wants to have me, hot and buff Tardumb, as my partner?

Trainee Oj: Nothing personal but I don't think that were meant to be Tardumb.

Landlord Citizen Kane: *shakes head* Issues you have...

Trainee Oj: Wanna be my partner Kane?

Landlord Citizen Kane: Sure, let's go before Tardumb goes more wierd on us.

*Trainee Oj and Landlord Citizen Kane walk away fast from Tardumb and funnie bunnie.*

Tardumb: Of course when I said that I had you in mind.

funnie bunnie: Ok, I'll be your partner. Where shall we investigate first?

Tardumb: Let's go to that deserted place. It looks perfect for u--I mean to look for the killer.

funnie bunnie: Okay.

*Tardumb and funnie bunnie walk to the deserted house near them. Meanwhile the officers stop their car really fast. You hear a SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAACCCCHHHHHH from the tires. Officer Longshanks, Durden, and HeadHunter run outta the car and investigate JBond's car that was parked in the alley.*

Officer HeadHunter: D***it, there not here.

Officer Longshanks: They could be anywhere now.

Officer Tyler_Durden: All of them...

Officer HeadHunter: Should we wait at the gas station then for anyone of them?

Officer Longshanks: That's about 45 minutes from now HeadHunter when there supposed to meet us there.

Officer Tyler_Durden: What do we do then men?

Officer HeadHunter: We wait at the station for a call....

Officer Longshanks: You think that they'll catch ***** that soon?

Officer Tyler_Durden: I think he means something else.

Officer HeadHunter: Yes Tyler, I mean that one of them, any of them will most likely call now about another murder.

Officer Longshanks: The Clown! We have to find the clown!

Officer Tyler_Durden: I don't know if we'll find him though.

Officer HeadHunter: Well it's worth a shot. I mean, if we can find the clown and protect him then we'll find *****. Then we'll catch him and throw him in jail and CaSpie City will be safe once again.

Officer Longshanks: Well I'm with you on that.

Officer Tyler_Durden: Yea, me too, I mean, if we die out there tonight we did it for the good of this city.

Officer HeadHunter: Why, are you expecting to die soon? Or are you just looking forward to being slaughtered?

Officer Tyler_Durden: No I'm not.

Officer Longshanks: Then let's go men!

*Officer Longshanks, HeadHunter, and Tyler_Durden hop into the police car and drive very fast to Xavier CaSpie. So it continues...*

[Citizen Kane]

Great job! The classic horror movie cliche of splitting up has been reenacted! I love it! Will there be any more installments tonight?:D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Great job! The classic horror movie cliche of splitting up has been reenacted! I love it! Will there be any more installments tonight?:D
Of course. Thanks for saying that I'm doing a good job.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Kitty

Thanks for saying that I'm doing a good job.

Welcome.

[Kitty]

*We go to JBond and bbf2 who have been in The Pizza & Hookers Club for 10 minutes. There talking to pixi right now...*

Pixiness: So your looking for a person dressed in black?

bbf2: Yep.

Pixiness: Haven't seen anyone like that. Well sometimes when I go in the back I usually don't pay attention to what the guys wear.

JBond: *sips on some Vodka* So pixi you wanna come to the back wit a smashing man like me?

bbf2: No she doesn't you ********. She's already agreed to let me have some first.

Pixiness: You know that there's such thing as a waiting time. Grab a ticket and wait. It may be awhile, me and the girls are going to be pretty busy tonight. There's a lot of people here so if you could excuse me.

*Pixiness walks in the back with a guy.*

*Meanwhile we go to the backalleys of Downtown where Reporter Empusae was running after CameraGuy, but he's seem to have disappeared. Reporter Empusae walks into a dark alley and sees no one there.*

Reporter Empusae: Come back here CameraGuy. I'm not gonna hurt you, I just want my story d***it! Well either your in here in this alley or else your somewhere else. I'll be back...

*Reporter Empusae turns around and walks out of the alley. He looks up at the traffic light and there he is, and there's the camera also. CameraGuy seems to be tied around lots of times with rope. Then someone put barbed-wires all over him. Then someone stuck a huge sword down his throat. Blood dripping off of the traffic light onto the street below the corpse. Reporter Empusae is in shock and screams. Then Reporter Empusae sees something all shattered into pieces. He gets closer and picks up a piece of it. It has the logo of the channel station that he works at. It's the camera, and all of that footage is ruined. Reporter Empusae runs to the nearest place that has people in it and has a phone.*

*Meanwhile JBond and bbf2 are sitting down at the Pizza & Hookers Club, eating their pizza and waiting for their turn with pixi or with at least one of the other girls. Then the door opens from the club. JBond and bbf2 look behind them to see who it is. It's Reporter Empusae, he's very pale and looks like he's seen better days. He sees JBond and bbf2. He runs to them. He grabs bbf2 by the shirt and says...*

Reporter Empusae: The g** d*** murderer killed my cameraman and destroyed my footage of tonight so far into tiny pieces!

bbf2: Now calm down Reporter. *moves Reporter Empusae's hands off of his shirt.* JBond, call the police station and inform them of this murder. Reporter, show me where the body is.

Reporter Empusae: O-o-o-k.

Pixiness: Hey JBond, it's your turn.

JBond: *walks up to pixi and frenches her* Sorry sweetheart, I gotta go and save this little city from a madman. I'll call you later.*JBond, bbf2, and Reporter Empusae run out the door.*

Pixiness: But wait! You forgot to pay your money for the pizza! oh well, I'll get JBond next time he comes in here.

*We zoom over to Xavier where the story will continue...*

[funnie bunnie]

hey kitty!! great story so far....but if im the next one to be killed, let me die fighting the killer off jackie chan style!! that'd be so cool....

[Kitty]

Originally posted by funnie bunnie
hey kitty!! great story so far....but if im the next one to be killed, let me die fighting the killer off jackie chan style!! that'd be so cool....
all depends. maybe you'll defeat the killer. maybe you are the killer. maybe you'll be the defenseless one to die next. maybe your wish will come true. only time will tell....

[Colorado Cajun]

This is hysterical lol
Sperman midget will get his soon enough:D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
This is hysterical lol
Sperman midget will get his soon enough:D
if i let you have a piece of kryptonite in ur pocket will i...depends how i want the story to go....;):D

[Longshanks]

Wow - you're a post-monster Kitty! - (aren't your fingers sore by now?)
V.good work, keep it up.

[Optimus Prime]

Going O.K.

[Empusae]

Going good Kitty

[Kitty]

*We go into Xavier CaSpie where we last left off. We see Colorado Cajun and Iben walking around on the streets while Superman Midget is right behind them.*

Iben: *whispers* Can't you get rid of the short guy Cajun?

Colorado Cajun: *whispers* Yea, just hold on.

Superman Midget: I heard that. They don't call me Superman Midget for nothing!

Colorado Cajun: I thought that Superman had x-ray vision.

Superman Midget: Why is that boy?

*Colorado takes out a heavily covered plastic bag. He opens it and there's a piece of kryptonite.*

Superman Midget: Agh! Kryptonite!*Crouches down onto the floor*Agh, argh, agh, agh, and, agh!

*Colorado Cajun throws the kryptonite at Superman Midget's face. Superman Midget is laying down on the floor, incapable of moving. You see him twitch a little bit but other than that he can't move. Colorado Cajun puts Iben's back on the wall and they start making out. Superman Midget squints his eyes and sees this.*

Superman Midget: agh......no........not supposed to.......touch girl........Frizzo's orders.........agh!*Superman Midget passes out*

*Meanwhile on the other side of Xavier CaSpie we see Frizzo and Malice who have just found the source of the storm, and that's Storm. There actually having a little chat with her.*

Frizzo The Clown: So if you wanted to you can aim a lightning bolt at anyone.

Storm: Um...if I was being attacked by the brotherhood, yes.

Malice: And if someone called me a b**** then could you use your storm powers to flood the room that the guy or gal's in?

Storm: Yes, but why are you asking me these questions?

Malice: I was wondering if you would tag along with us to stop this madman who's killed 5 people in an hour already this night.

Storm: My god, 5 people? Shouldn't you call the police. Besides, I'm very busy here watering my flower garden. *see storm signaling the storm cloud to rain on the flowers.*

Frizzo The Clown: Fine then old hag, if you want the cute clown, which is me, to die a gruesome death be my guest. Bye.

Storm: Bye then clown and scary-looking boy.

*We go to Xavier CaSpie where Malice's car is parked. The police car pushes the breaks and barely misses hitting the car. Officer Longshanks gets out of the car and looks around the car.*

Officer Longshanks: D***, there gone already as we would have figured.

Officer HeadHunter: Let's split up. Durden, you go that way *points to his left* Me and Longshanks will go the other way.

Officer Tyler_Durden: Wait a minute, why do I have to go by myself.

Officer HeadHunter: Because I am more experienced in this line of work, now move before I kick your ass!

Offier Tyler_Durden: Yes sir!

*Officer HeadHunter and Longshanks run off to the left, while Officer Tyler_Durden runs to the right, all of them with a gun in hand. Up in a tree hidden is the man dressed in black. He takes down his binoculars from his eyes. We zoom into his cold gray eyes and he makes an evil smile. So it continues...*

[Colorado Cajun]

About time I got some play;)

[funnie bunnie]

cool cool. cant wait to see whos next!!

[Kitty]

*We go to Hollywood where we catch up with Knerys and MovieDudeGuy. They seem to be 'checking' around the Old Chinese Theater while watching a movie. They seem to be watching Rocky X: The Last Fight(maybe). There enjoying themselves eating popcorn and watching the movie. They actually have the whole theater to themselves, other than the fact that there are the theater workers who work there.*

Knerys: Hahahah! Look how poor this guy's acting is. He can't even fake a heart attack.

MovieDudeGuy: Yea, really, hahahaha!

*While there laughing some shadow covers the movie. MovieDudeGuy and Knerys get upset.*

MovieDudeGuy: What gives? Hey, move your hand up...there?

*MovieDudeGuy looks up where the projector is and no one's there, but there still is a shadow showing up on the screen, and there still the only ones there. Knerys looks back and sees this too. Then they hear a voice...*

Voice: Go.....to........Prime...........tell........him.. .............danger.........escape.........prison. ..........madman.

Knerys: What the? Who's escaped from prison?

MovieDudeGuy: Hold on Knerys, let me look at my mini tv that i left in my jacket.

*MovieDudeGuy takes out his mini-tv and turns it on. Suddenly there shows the words on the screen NEWS BRIEF. Knerys and MovieDudeGuy look at the mini-tv.*

Reporter Madness: I'm here at the scene of the crime where a man in his early 20's by the name of ***** has escaped two hours ago. He is strongly suspected for the crimes of the 6 murders of Kitty, Skittles, Hank Scorpio, Officer Kyle Katarn, Godzilla, and the latest one, a man nicknamed CameraGuy.

*They show the cell where the madman was at. It looked like it's been bulldozed over most of it. Knerys and MovieDudeGuy look back up at the movie screen. Knerys says...*

Knerys: My god...Another murder, and ***** was the person this whole time. My god, I have to go tell Prime. But, who are you anyways? *Looks up at the screen.*

Voice: I am one of the victims. I am the first they speak of. Now since I know that the madman will be paid for his crimes, my soul will rest in peace. *the person fades away from the screen and it goes back to normal.*

MovieDudeGuy: I'll call Rouge right now. Let's go make a run for it to them.

Knerys: Okay.

*They run outta the Old Chinese Theater to where Rouge and Optimus Prime is. Meanwhile Optimus Prime and Rouge haven't seen any celebrities, and they haven't found the killer yet either.*

*You look ahead and they see someone. Yes, it's Val Kilmer and it seems that someone is chasing after him saying that he wants him to pay for ruining his movie. Rouge and Optimus Prime look at each other and shrug their shoulders. Then Rouge's Nokia phone rings. She picks it up and answers it.*

Rouge: Hello?

MovieDudeGuy: Rouge! Oh thank god you picked up. You wouldn't believe who the madman is, it's *****.

Rouge: My god it's him! Well that makes sense, but, oh no, Frizzo, d***it, I hope that he has his clown phone on.

MovieDudeGuy: Yea I hope *static* too *static*

Rouge: Hello? MovieDudeGuy? MOVIEDUDEGUY!?!

Mysterious Man: Hello Rouge, remember me.

Rouge: What do you want with us.

Mysterious Man: Well since Knerys and MovieDudeGuy are in my 'care' now, I'll play a game with you. It's hide-and-seek. You and Optimus Prime hide, then I'll seek, and as soon as I find you two, I'll kill you, *laughs evil laugh*!

*Rouge drops the phone.*

Optimus Prime: My god...Rouge, what do we do now?

Rouge: We run, run to the nearest authority figure, if there is one nearby.

Optimus Prime: Then let's hurry up and run!

*Rouge and Optimus Prime start running into the night, hoping that someone will protect them...*

how is it?

[funnie bunnie]

its really great kitty!!

[Optimus Prime]

So Rogue and I have to run for it.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Optimus Prime
So Rogue and I have to run for it.
yea, that's what i typed. y, you have a problem with that ;)?

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by Kitty

yea, that's what i typed. y, you have a problem with that ;)?

No no problem, but you should know I run the 500 meter run in 2:06.83 clocked.:D
P.S. I can transform in to a Semi-Trunk.:D

[Kitty]

*We go to Digital CaSpie, where we catch up with the other four who are looking for the killer. We go with Tardumb and funnie bunnie.*

funnie bunnie: I don't mind finding the killer if the killer doesn't find us.

Tardumb: Don't worry, as long as strong and muscular Tardumb is here, the killer won't get us. Besides, the killer most likely didn't try to kill me because he knew that he would fail.

funnie bunnie: Right...hey, let's look in there.

*We look at the building funnie bunnie is pointing at and it's another DVD shop, there are a lot of them here in Digital CaSpie you know. They enter the shop. Seems to be empty. Only two people are here.*

The Insider: Hmm....where is that movie. D***it, I've been looking for it in here for days, and nothing.

Tardumb: Excuse me man, have you seen a dude dressed all in black running around anywhere over here?

The Insider: Don't you see that I'm looking for a movie!?! AH! This is driving me INSANE! Where is it, where is it. *Looks in the back fo teh store desperately in hope to find his movie.*

*Tardumb and funnie bunnie walk up to the cash register and see no one there. Tardumb rings the little bell and no one comes. Then there sitting there for a few minutes when someone pops up really fast in front of them. They scream and see a guy with a bumblebee hat on. He says...*

Employee Beemanbone: Welcome to DVD Heaven, where you'll find all the movies ever put in DVD and then some. What do you want?

funnie bunnie: We wanna know if you've seen a man dressed in black running around Digital CaSpie. Have you?

Employee Beemanbone: Nope, besides, the only other person I've seen in here all day other than you two is that crazy guy in the back.

The Insider: *hears his voice from back* WHERE IS IT!?! AGH!

funnie bunnie: Oh, okay, well thank you anyways.

*funnie bunnie and Tardumb walk outta the DVD Heaven store. Meanwhile on the other side of Digital CaSpie is Trainee Oj and Landlord Citizen Kane.*

Landlord Citizen Kane: God, it's already 11:25 and nothing.

Trainee Oj: You expected to find the man in black, kick his ass and go back to yoru apartment already?

Landlord Citizen Kane: No, I just would've ex---yea, that's what I was thinking.

Trainee Oj: Well let's walk down there. *Points to the old and sewery-smelly-like apartment complex.*

Landlord Citizen Kane: Okay, the sooner we catch this lunatic the faster I can go home and watch my telly.

*Landlord Citizen Kane and Trainee Oj walk inside the old sewery-smelly-like apartment complex. Then the story continues...*

[HeadHunter]

WOW but i need to check it more often i have just had to read through 2 pages of storey.........but it was worth it :p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
WOW but i need to check it more often i have just had to read through 2 pages of storey.........but it was worth it :p
really? i'm suprised ^_^

[funnie bunnie]

COOL!! im not dead yet....good story so far!!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by funnie bunnie
COOL!! im not dead yet....good story so far!!
YET

[funnie bunnie]

Originally posted by Kitty

YET

hehehehehe....ur rigthe about that

[Kitty]

*We go to the scene of the crime where JBond, bbf2, Reporter Empusae and Reporter Madness are at.*

Reporter Madness: Geez Empusae, are you okay?

Reporter Empusae: give.......back......story *looks at the floor, still in shock.*

Reporter Madness: Maybe you should go to get a drink with me or something like that.

Reporter Empusae: saw him......dead.......blood everywhere *still looks at the floor in shock.*

*Then a elvish man wearing green and has a sword on his back come up to them all and says...*

Seargent Link: My god this is horrible. You three *looks at Reporter Empusae, JBond & bbf2* come with me, I need you to come down to the station to ask some questions. You *looks at Reporter Madness* leave now.

Reporter Madness: We haven't even started recording this little scene for the ne---

Seargent Link: Get a move on NOW! *points to Madness' car*

Reporter Madness: *while walking mumbles under his breath* ass, ruin a good story I'll show him.

*walks to car with his cameraguy, gets inside car and drives away. Then Link shows bbf2, JBond, and Reporter Empusae to his car. They all get in and they leave the scene to the CaSpie Police Station.*

*We go back to Xavier CaSpie where we find a tired Iben and Colorado Cajun. Near them is a still passed out and kinda withered Superman Midget.*

Colorado Cajun: So how did you like that?

Iben: It was okay...

Colorado Cajun: Okay? Baby, this is more than okay, don't deny it.

Iben: Yea...shouldn't we move that piece of kryptonite from Superman Midget? He's looking like a raisin, like he was in a pool for a while.

Colorado Cajun: Well...alright, since you want me to move it.

*Colorado Cajun takes the piece of kryptonite and wraps it back up in the heavy plastic. Then you see Superman Midget turn back to normal and wakes up.*

Superman Midget: What the f...HEY! Get away from her!

*Superman Midget laser-beams in-between Iben and Colorado Cajun, luckily they dodge the laser-beam.*

Iben: Don't worry, I didn't do anything to Colorado Cajun.

Colorado Cajun: Yea, but I mainly 'did' her.

Superman Midget: That's it, I'm going to fly to Fr-- but then you two will be alone again, d***it I hate it when this happens. I'll just follow you two still.

*Then a flicker of light is shown in the room. Something rolls around in the room and you hear a hiss sound. Iben notices that sound imediately.*

Iben: *****, there's a bomb in here. Make a run for it you guys!

*Iben runs out of the deserted old place onto the street. Colorado Cajun jumps from a window onto a pile of hay. Superman Midget goes very close to the thing and examines it.*

Superman Midget: Iben, Cajun, it isn't a bomb, it's a minature bomb-oid from that old Mario games.

*Superman Midget hears the hissing growing louder and the bomb-oid stops. Then Superman Midget stops so he can hear whatever sudden movements happen. Then...*

BOOM

*Pieces of Superman Midget fly around that part of Xavier CaSpie. Iben and Colorado Cajun look at the remains of the deserted old place and look in the middle. Colorado Cajun sees a piece of cloth and pulls it out from the rubble. It's a piece of cape from Superman Midget's cloth. It says...*

Colorado Cajun: Diversion time, now in five minutes three people will be dead.

*Painted in blood.*

Iben: *gasp* Oh *****, how aare we gonna warn Frizzo Cajun? Were far away from him.

Colorado Cajun: Hold onto me and I'll get you there in 3 minutes.

*Colorado Cajun uses his techniques of flying through the bars and flagpoles on buildings with Iben hanging onto him. Read on posters...*

[Colorado Cajun]

This is so damn good Kitty. I now offer to be in any fanfic you do from now on;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
This is so damn good Kitty. I now offer to be in any fanfic you do from now on;)
your just happy because you and Iben...well u know in my fanfic, although i didn't type it, but....oh forget it

[funnie bunnie]

yup!! count me in for all ur fan fics too!!

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Kitty

your just happy because you and Iben...well u know in my fanfic, although i didn't type it, but....oh forget it :D
Naw that was just a bonus

[MovieDudeGuy]

This story kicks... I just hope I don't die like a punk, but instead if I'm about to die, hold a grenade and take ***** with me. I'm betting I'll be dead soon, though, anyway.

[funnie bunnie]

yeah, i dont want to die helpless either. change me into sailor mars before or somthing....thatd be cool

[Kitty]

*We go to an abandoned studio near Hollywood CaSpie. Knerys and MovieDudeGuy wake up from passing out earlier. They find themselves free, nothing here but an old movie set of what seems to be from House of 1000 Corpses (yes that's a real movie, that one directed by Rob Zombie). It seems to look like some sorta carnival scene, with bloody tools. It didn't matter. Knerys and MovieDudeGuy ran to the exit really fast, but then when they touch the door handles, they get eletricuted slightly. Someone steps from the shadows and goes near them.*

Mysterious Man: Heheheh, you cannot escape here. This is your graves. Knerys, I'm suprised that you tag along with the doofus group. You should come with me, join me and we'll take over CaSpie City!

Knerys: Never!

Mysterious Man: Fine, let it be that way then. MovieDudeGuy, so young, so naive, listening to a ghost. tsk tsk tsk. I actually thought that you would have more brains then to actually join in this hunt for me. You see, I am more powerful than any poster in this city combined.

MovieDudeGuy: Well since your gonna kill us, usually the bad guy tells us the reason why he killed those people so tell me d***it!

Mysterious Man: Well it's like this. I killed people who made fun of me, made me feel like a jerk. All because I had different opinions then the others they fought back. So I planned for a while to fight back. Then with the help of my powers I got out and started my rampage.

Knerys: Why the f*** did you kill them? TELL ME!

Mysterious Man: You are going to heaven as most victims do, so when you go there, all your questions will be answered.

MovieDudeGuy: Well that's very stupid of you if you don't have any restraints on us, so if you'll excuse me Knerys.

*MovieDudeGuy goes all Matrix on the man dressed in black in the shadows, you can barely see the fighting, nor can Knerys. Then Knerys and the audience hear a crack of a couple of bones. MovieDudeGuy slides back into the light with a bruise in his eye and he hold onto his arm tight. It seems to be broken since it's bending in an unusual way. Knerys looks at him and gasps. She then sees the Mysterious Man come near the shadows with a tiny drip of blood goes on the floor. Looks like MovieDudeGuy put up quiet a fight with the man dressed in black. Then the Mysterious Man looks at Knerys with his ice-cold eyes and says...*

Mysterious Man: Let's make this short shall we? I'll start by cutting off pieces of your face. Then I'll do a dicection on you and leave it there for the cops to see later. Then I'll do the same for MovieDudeGuy, so, tell Godzilla I said hi.

*You hear Knerys and MovieDudeGuys screams while the camera zooms out from the studio to outside on a clear starry night.*

Mysterious Man: 11:30, hehehe....

*the story contuniues...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

Well, I did put up a fight, but I still died like a punk:mad: ;) It's still cool, though

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
Mysterious Man: Let's make this short shall we? I'll start by cutting off pieces of your face. Then I'll do a dicection on you and leave it there for the cops to see later. Then I'll do the same for MovieDudeGuy, so, tell Godzilla I said hi.


Oh! Hi MovieDudeGuy! Knerys! What did he say? Oh! Tell him I said hi back! Oh wait...

[MovieDudeGuy]

Originally posted by Godzilla


Oh! Hi MovieDudeGuy! Knerys! What did he say? Oh! Tell him I said hi back! Oh wait...

im confused;) :D

[The Insider]

Wow! Been here on the boards for 18 months, and this is my first ever post in this forum!
Wow! I´m in a fanfic. Well written Kitty, I can easily picture myself in such a situation. :D

[Longshanks]

You're certainly going for scale here Kitty - are you planning to write the entire membership in? ;)

Damn I wish I could type as fast as you :)

See ya monday.
LS

[Empusae]

The more dead the marrier

[Optimus Prime]

Boy it's getting good.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Kitty

your just happy because you and Iben...well u know in my fanfic, although i didn't type it, but....oh forget it Heh...and now, I want to kill him more......

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Heh...and now, I want to kill him more......
hehehehe

[Kitty]

Originally posted by longshanks
You're certainly going for scale here Kitty - are you planning to write the entire membership in? ;)

Damn I wish I could type as fast as you :)

See ya monday.
LS
maybe i'll write most people in, i don't know, but what the hell, it won't hurt to add more people in it :D:D:D.

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Kitty

maybe i'll write most people in, i don't know, but what the hell, it won't hurt to add more people in it :D:D:D.

especially as most of them will die :p

[Kitty]

*We go to near the other side of Xavier CaSpie where we see Frizzo and Malice walking down the streets. Passing by them are some X-Men, like Cyclops, Sabertooth, and Jubliee. You see Wolverine (the poster) driving past them in his motorcycle. So far Frizzo and Malice have found nothing, when suddenly something swoops from the sky right in front of Malice and Frizzo. It's Colorado Cajun and Iben.*

Iben: Someone threw a bomb-oid near us and killed your Superman Midget.

Frizzo The Clown: What? How did this happen?

Colorado Cajun: Long story. Anyways, it said that you would be dead within 5 minutes, so Iben and I came over here as fast as we could.

Malice: When did you leave anyways?

Iben: We left that place at 10:30, record time there Cajun, it's 10:33 now.

Frizzo The Clown: So now what am I supposed to do? Wait for the killer to get me?

Malice: Well I assume then that you want the killer to get you then don't you?

Frizzo The Clown: No dumb*** *whaps Malice upside the head with a rubber chicken*

Malice: Ow, that hurt Frizzo *rubs head*

Frizzo The Clown: Maybe that'll knock so---

*Then as soon as you know it someone flew down and caught Frizzo in one of those net props from The Planet of The Apes that they used to catch the humans. Right away Cajun throws a couple of firecards at the net. They set him free, and Frizzo falls. Malice throws a tramploine that comes from nowhere to where Frizzo lands. He bounces down and then when he bounces up the man dressed in black hits Frizzo with a huge hammer in the head. Cajun throws a few firebombs while Iben takes out a huge gun and starts shooting at the man dressed in black. They slightly wound him but miss. Meanwhile up in the sky is Chambers in a helicopter for the Midnight news traffic report. Then when the man dressed in black jumps up, he grabs onto the helicopter and goes far away with Frizzo. The man dressed in black gives a little saulte and the helicopter flys away.*

Iben: D***it, what can we do now Cajun?

Colorado Cajun: I don't know, I just don't know.

Malice: I should have never put that trampoline there...

Colorado Cajun: Like hell you shouldn't have. *Starts choking Malice*

Iben: Stop! *breaks up the fight* This will lead us nowhere. Okay, so most of the times when the killer strikes he/she usually leaves the body or kills the person in a place where we'll go to at times.

Malice: I think I know where that place would be. Follow me.

*Iben, Colorado Cajun & Malice walk deeper into Xavier CaSpie where the story will continue...*

[Empusae]

LoL its not a party untill everyone is either there. . . or parts of them are.

[Kitty]

*We go to Hollywood CaSpie where Optimus Prime just turned into a semi-truck and is driving Rouge along. Then you suddenly hear the sound of a helicopter. It's Chopper Chambers, and he's following Rouge and Optimus by gunpoint by the man dressed in black. Behind him laying down is a passed out Frizzo, which is tied on the wrists, the feet, and has a piece of rope tied tight around his mouth. Chopper Chambers brings the helicopter down and gets close to Optimus Prime the semi-truck. The man dressed in black removes his gun from Chopper Chamber's head and aims it at Optimus Prime's semi-truck tires. He hits all four of them, and the man dressed in black tells Chopper Chambers to land the helicopter. Chopper Chambers does so, and then as soon as he does, Rouge makes a run for it.*

Rouge: I'll come back for you Optimus! *runs down the street*

*The man dressed in black quickly ties up Chopper Chambers just like he did to Frizzo. He jumps out of the helicopter, and runs to Rouge.*

Rouge: Of course, why did I forget! I still can!

*Rouge jumps up and starts flying away from the man dressed in black. The man dressed in black then takes out a little batman device used for hanging onto the walls, and he aims it at the nearest building next to Rouge. He fires, and swings his way next to Rouge. He makes a little kiss-kiss thing with his lips, then hits Rouge with his hammer. He catches her and goes back to where Frizzo, Chopper Chambers, and Optimus Prime is. The man dressed in back arrives there, then ties Rouge up the same way as Frizzo & Chopper Chambers. He then hooks up Optimus Prime to the helicopter and flies away.*

*Meanwhile Officer HeadHunter and Longshanks hear a sound from overhead. It's a helicopter. The helicopter light shines on the two of them and then someone speaks from a mic on the helicopter.*

Mysterious Man: Well well well, if it isn't the two men who are trying to get me. Looks like your failing kids, because i now have four other victims. I would look in Hollywod CaSpie if I were you, in one of the studios, hahahaha! Rouge, Optimus Prime, Frizzo and Chopper Chambers are all having a jolly old time with me! Just wait, they'll be famous, on the front page of tomorrow's paper! It's 11:36 boys, if you wanna know the time when this happens. So long losers, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *flies away on helicopter*

Officer HeadHunter: How in the f*** does he do that?

Officer Longshanks: I have no idea. Where do you think he'll be--

*You see Colorado Cajun, Iben, and Malice running the opposite direction of where the two officers were heading.*

Officer HeadHunter: Malice, where are you going?

Malice: We know where the man dressed in black is going.

Officer Longshanks: Really? We'll follow you.

*They all run to the direction of a huge abandoned building. Tyler_Durden is standing right next to it where the helicopter just pulled in. Meanwhile a whole bunch of police cars come with another noticeable car. Out from the noticeable car is JBond, bbf2, Reporter Empusae, and Seargent Link. Another car pulls up and it's Tardumb, funnie bunnie, Landlord Citizen Kane, and Trainee Oj. They were all called here. Seargent Link and the others come up to the officers.*

Seargent Link: I want all of you to go in there and talk some sense into this madman. That's the only way you'll distract him, he likes a little chit-chat. Now hurry!

*Colorado Cajun, Iben, Officer Longshanks, Officer HeadHunter, Malice, Landlord Citizen Kane, Trainee Oj, Tardumb and funnie bunnie run inside the building of the old abandoned TOY FACTORY, where the story continues.*

Yes, if you all are wondering, the story will end soon. I would say tomorrow or Sunday at the latest., so how do you like it?

[MovieDudeGuy]

it's turning out great

[Optimus Prime]

It's good.

[Kitty]

*We go to the inside of the TOY FACTORY. In there is none other than toys, of course. Everyone's looking at the toys and are oohing and ahhing at them. Then funnie bunnie spots something and says...*

funnie bunnie: Look, it's HAMTARO TOYS ^-^!!!!!!! *runs over to the toys* Look, there's Hamtaro, and there's Oxnard the food-eating one, and look! Peneople! *hold up action figure* And look! It talks too! *presses button in back of ham-ham*

Toy: Aquoo! Aquoo!

Malice: AH! My ears, they BURN!!!!!

Officer HeadHunter: Do you hear something?

*Everyone stops where the are and listens to the silence of the night. Yes, there is a sound, it's coming from the other room in front of them all. The door opens. Then a whole bunch of moveable Hamtaro action figures walk slowly towards them saying their lines like their names or something else. funnie bunnie walks up to one of them and picks it up.*

funnie bunnie: Awwww....how cute!

Toy: Hamtaro! Hamtaro! Hamtaro detinate in 3...2...1...

BOOM!!!!!!!

* huge explosion almost takes out part of the TOY FACTORY. It looks like funnie bunnie was hit a bit hard by that explosion. She seems hurt, she can't get up, both of her legs are trapped inside a huge piece of the building. funnie bunnie struggles to move the piece of the building off of her, but it's no use. I mean, it's a really big piece of the building, say, it's pratically the half of the wall of the side fo the building, and that's big. As I was saying, then we hear a little voice in the back.*

Toy: Hamtaro! Hamtaro! Hamtaro!

funnie bunnie: Oh dear god no, i hate Hamtaro now! Someone save me!

*Officer Longshanks shoots at the Hamtaro toy and hits it. It barely misses hurting funnie bunnie.*

Officer Longshanks: One of you, yes you, Tardumb, stay here with funnie bunnie. We'll be back, we needa save the others. We will be back shortly as soon as we get the madman.

*Tardumb sits next to funnie bunnie and talks to her. Then the others run up the stairs to the second floor where---well you know that the story will continue so sit tight and wait.*

[MovieDudeGuy]

it's great

[Empusae]

LoL oh toys. . . good one

[HeadHunter]

hehe i thought that they were all going to run in the factory and it was going to blow up killing them all.........whick would leave about three charactors left oh well....hehe

[Rogue]

How long is this thing going to be?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Rogue
How long is this thing going to be? I'm most likely gonna end it today. i hope that everyone has enjoyed it though.

[Kitty]

*We see everyone (which consists of Officer HeadHunter, Officer Longshanks, Officer Tyler_Durden, Malice, Reporter Empusae, bbf2, JBond, Iben, Colorado Cajun, Trainee Oj, & Landlord Citizen Kane. Then something is coming through Officer Tyler_Durden's walkie-talkie. It's Seargent Link, and he's trying to say something.*

Seargent Link: .........officers, we have the girl with the bunny ears in an ambulance right now. she'll be okay. the man dressed in nothing but a loing cloth is following her to the hospital. that is all. over & out..............

Officer Tyler_Durden: Let's hurry up and get ***** before he hurts any more of us.

*There up at the fourth floor. There seems to be tons and tons of boxes, but no sign of the others or the man dressed in black. The three officers walk around the floor and see nothing. Officer Longshanks gives the signal to let the others go upstairs.*

*There now at the 7th floor, which is the last floor. It's completely empty, and pitch black. The officers turn on their flashlights and everyone makes a huge gasp in shock. there it is, on the floor, a really dark red clown nose. either it's painted with dark red paint or it's frizzo's blood. the officers move their flashlights around the room to see the gruesome site. there it is, a bloody little piece of Rouge's hair, there's her wrist. there's pieces of frizzo the clown also. There's pieces of the machine that used to be Optimus Prime, and there's bloody little pieces of Chopper Chambers too. Then the man dressed in black walks near the three officers, not too close, but near them. He says...*

Mysterious Man: Beautiful piece of artwork isn't it? I know it is.

JBond: Why are you doing this?

Mysterious Man: You wanna know why? I'll tell you why, because of your mayor of this city. i wanted to get rid of all of you in order to get rid of him. that's the only way i saw it.

bbf2: What do you mean? Who are you?

Malice: Yes, who are you!?!

Mysterious Man: You all know who I am because each one have you may have fought against me or have heard about me. I am...

*Mysterious Man pulls off his black mask and shows his face. He looks about mid 20's, and he has on his head a beanie. Yes, but not just any beanie, a spider-man beanie. And it has the initals of SMF77 on there. He then pulls off the rest of his black outfit to reveal his spider-man outfit.*

Colorado Cajun: D***it, it was you this whole time!

SMF77: Yes it was, and I wanted this moment ot be perfect, the moment tha I'm revealed to you all. Yes, you stupid mayor had me locked up in banning jail for a while, what's his name, oh yea, Coming Soon! I hate that guy, so this is why i've been killing person after person. I had it all figured out. It was just a coincidence that that catgirl Kitty was there in the bathroom, because i wanted to kill you off first *points to Colorado Cajun.* But oh well, it all paid off in the end.

Iben: It didn't pay off at all, your gonna be banned from this city again, and you'll never see the light of day in your cell again!

Officer Longshanks: SMF77, by the City of CaSpie, you are under arr---

*SMF77 throws a sharp boomerang and slits all three officers throats (yes there all dead). Then SMF77 tries to make a run for it to the nearest window. Trainee Oj takes out one of the officers guns, and shoots SMF77 straight in the chest a few times. He gasps, and falls from the window to down below. Everyone huddles around the window to see the corpse of SMF77 on the floor. The police are taking care of the job of takin ghim away right now. Then everyone stares at Trainee Oj. He smiles a bit, and everyone claps for him.*

Landlord Citizen Kane: For a trainee from Starbucks, your pretty good with a gun.

Reporter Empusae: Yep, you certainly are the hero of this night. What time is it anyways?

bbf2: It's only 12:15. It's early.

JBond: Only half a night and we all had one hell of a night.

Iben: Too bad for all of the others who died.

*They all hang their head in reverence of the dead for all the people who died that night. Then Malice says...*

Malice: Let's go home everyone.

*Everyone walks out of the building. The next day you see a newspaper that has a picture of them all. Tardumb, Colorado Cajun, Iben, funnie bunnie, Malice, Landlord Citizen Kane, bbf2, JBond, Reporter Empusae, and Trainee Oj all with medals in their hands. The front page paper is entitled 'The Night of Death: The story of how these kids survived it.' The newspaper fades away and then huge big dark red letters appear on the screen.*

THE END



:p Cast & Crew :p
(in no order at all)

Trainee Oj: Oj
Iben: Iben
Colorado Cajun: Colorado Cajun
Kitty: Kitty
SMF77: SMF77
bbf2: bbf2
Skittles: Skittles
JBond: JBond
Landlord Citizen Kane: Citizen Kane
funnie bunnie: funnie bunnie
Godzilla: Godzilla
MovieDudeGuy: MovieDudeGuy
Knerys: Knerys
Hank Scorpio: Hank Scorpio
Rouge: Rouge
Frizzo The Clown: Frizzo The Clown
Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime
Tardumb: Tardumb
Officer Kyle Katarn: Kyle Katarn
Officer HeadHunter: HeadHunter
Officer Longshanks: Longshanks
Officer Tyler_Durden: Tyler_Durden
Seargent Link: Link
Reporter Empusae: Empusae
Reporter Madness: Madness
CameraGuy: Some guy
Pixiness: Pixiness
Superman Midget: Superman
Shopkeeper rObix: rObix
The Insider: The Insider
Chopper Chambers: Chambers
Shopkeeper beemanbone: beemanbone
Storm: Some gal with a white wig

Writer: Kitty
People who helped the writer: funnie bunnie & skittles
Why is the writer typing this: because she wants to so :p

(all of that tm stuff and that's it)



everyone like it?

[funnie bunnie]

omg!!
that was the greatest, kitty!!!

(by the way, ur lil quote thingy from lilo & stitch is so funny!!!!)

[MovieDudeGuy]

it's awesome, and I can't believe that the clown actually died:D

[Optimus Prime]

Well I'm just in heavy repair. Ratchet has his work cut out for him.:D

[Colorado Cajun]

Damn right the clown died:D

And the Cajun scored! All is right with the world

[Empusae]

Wonderfull. . . Plus i survived my first FanFic!!

[Oj]

Very nice Kitty. I just read all six pages (been damn busy lately).

Looks like I'm a hero now. :p

[The Insider]

Well, even though I always thought that the mystery guy was either LOTR or SMF77, it was still ok entertainment. But SMF77 definetely isn´t in his 20´s! He may not even be a teenager yet. ;)

[HeadHunter]

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO *Claps*

*Carries on bleeding*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by The Insider
Well, even though I always thought that the mystery guy was either LOTR or SMF77, it was still ok entertainment. But SMF77 definetely isn´t in his 20´s! He may not even be a teenager yet. ;)
well who cares! i'm just glad that people enjoyed the story

[Empusae]

Originally posted by Kitty

well who cares! i'm just glad that people enjoyed the story

And we did!!

[Longshanks]

Damn! So close!!! :( *gak* *gurgle* *arrrgh*......

Very nicely done Kitty!

Bravo (throws traditional bunch of flowers and applauds until the end) ;)

[Iben]

Cough* where is my name in the cast & crew *cough ;)

Good Job Kitty, very entertaining story. :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Iben
Cough* where is my name in the cast & crew *cough ;)

Good Job Kitty, very entertaining story. :D
oh my god, i'm sooooooooooooo sorry! well i put up in there, sorry, sorry, sorry!

[Kitty]

for fun, i decided to post this up on here.


IN CASE ANYONE TRIES TO STEAL THIS, OR TRY TO COPY IT ONTO SOME MOVIE (BY SOME MIRACLE), I WILL SUE THEIR @$$ FOR THAT COPYRIGHT STUFF. UNLESS THEY BEG FOR MERCY TO USE THIS FOR SOMETHING(GOOD). THIS STORY BELONGS TO ME, "KITTY" AKA M******. ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE ANSWERS TO ME

[MovieDudeGuy]

Kitty went mad. I'm scared...

[Skittles]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Kitty went mad. I'm scared...

Nah, its ok, shes always like that ;)

[MovieDudeGuy]

Lately, I've noticed;)

[Kitty]

*bump*
*cough* might be part 2 after resident evil fanfic *cough*

[Skittles]

Originally posted by Kitty
*bump*
*cough* might be part 2 after resident evil fanfic *cough*

yay! We can make a movie! ... and u can come over with bunz and we can make a movie! just like last time.... but this time, we should make the movie... *ahem*

[Kitty]

*bump*