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I'm thinking work wasn't too bad today and that the greatest thing was coming home and finding out that my mom got me Wayne's World on video, I had that movie many years ago, but then I lost it, and I've been too lazy to go look for it, but now I've watched it again and I remember just how damn funny it is.
Peter
11-02-2002, 10:20 AM
I'm thinking that my mind has stopped working -
1) I turn on my oven
2) I totally forget about it
3) 1-2 hours later I remember it and put the stuff in I intended to do in the first place
4) I forget to close the door to the oven!!!
5) 2 minutes later I close the door to the oven!!!
JBond
11-02-2002, 03:51 PM
That reminds me of this one time when I was little and went into some department store with my dad. I was bored so I went by the rows and rows of ovens and flipped the dials on one by one, then when I was done with that I turned on all the levers that say "clean" on it, which at the time I didn't know what it did. And then, wouldn't you know it, the ovens were operational and raised the temperture of the place quite a bit ;). My defense on the way home was "who is going to cook something in the store"
Rogue
11-02-2002, 05:27 PM
I'm thinking I had a good day, all things considered. It's rainy and cold here but I enjoyed the company of my family. I'm also thinking I'm glad the Hogs won, it was a sloppy win, but a W is a W. :)
TyRoss
11-02-2002, 05:29 PM
IIIIIIIII'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Tardumb
11-02-2002, 05:30 PM
W for worm...Go long skink!
*lobs worm to skink*
Originally posted by TyRoss
IIIIIIIII'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack ¨where did you go?
Tardumb
11-02-2002, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by TyRoss
IIIIIIIII'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
...back again!
Ty is back!
Tell a friend!
thebtskink
11-02-2002, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by Tardumb
W for worm...Go long skink!
*lobs worm to skink*
I would, but the worm would just freeze to my mouth as it's 10 degrees outside right now.:(
Rogue
11-02-2002, 05:35 PM
*tosses a football around* Who's up for a game? Tackle, of course...touch football is for wusses. ;)
Tardumb
11-02-2002, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by thebtskink
I would, but the worm would just freeze to my mouth as it's 10 degrees outside right now.:(
*sniff*
....
*eats worm*
thebtskink
11-02-2002, 05:38 PM
BLITZ!!!
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 05:38 PM
*runs in and sacks Rogue hard*
Blitz!!!
Rogue
11-02-2002, 05:39 PM
*lays there dazed* Where's my protection damnit?! My line left me wide open! :p
thebtskink
11-02-2002, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*runs in and sacks Rogue hard*
Blitz!!!
*clotheslines Cajun* Quit stealing my ideas!
Tardumb
11-02-2002, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
*lays there dazed* Where's my protection damnit?! My line left me wide open! :p
*eating banana* Oh, heh, right...that's me :o
Rogue
11-02-2002, 05:41 PM
*steals the banana and smacks Tar in the back of the head* Step it up boy, or I'll end up hurt! :(;)
thebtskink
11-02-2002, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
*steals the banana and smacks Tar in the back of the head* Step it up boy, or I'll end up hurt! :(;)
*calls in Animal Rights Activists, who promptly spray "Fur is dead" all over Rogue's new clothes*
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by thebtskink
*clotheslines Cajun* Quit stealing my ideas!
not my fault I was the one to make contact, while you just sat there yelling
*Pokes skink in the eyes*
Rogue
11-02-2002, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by thebtskink
*calls in Animal Rights Activists, who promptly spray "Fur is dead" all over Rogue's new clothes*
Oooo it's on now! That was my favorite Razorback football shirt! :mad: *spears skink*
man you people are violent!
thebtskink
11-02-2002, 05:46 PM
*lays side of hand flat against nose, effectively defending the eye poking in a maneuver that can only be called "The Curly Maneuver"*
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Iben
man you people are violent!
not me, I'm a gentle soul ;) :D
thebtskink
11-02-2002, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
Oooo it's on now! That was my favorite Razorback football shirt! :mad: *spears skink*
*hits head, falls unconscious*
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
not me, I'm a gentle soul ;) :D you're not fooling anyone!
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Iben
you're not fooling anyone!
Well damn!
*grabs Iben and spins her in an airplane spin*
thebtskink
11-02-2002, 05:50 PM
*remains unconscious*
Ah, good times. Good times.
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Well damn!
*grabs Iben and spins her in an airplane spin* :.throws up on CC::
Rogue
11-02-2002, 05:56 PM
*splashes skink with ice water* Wake up! :p
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Iben
:.throws up on CC::
I so saw that coming :p
*grabs a hose to wash himsellf off*
:: well I hope it was worth it! :p ...I'm dizzy:::D
Rogue
11-02-2002, 06:01 PM
*grabs the tarp* No more puking Iben! I've dealt with that today already. :p
:::...okay...runs to the bathroom:: :p
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 06:07 PM
watch your hair Iben, wouldn't want to get puke in it :D
well I'm counting on you to hold it for me, since you're the one who caused this! :p :D
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 06:11 PM
well I was going to to begin with hehe
Rogue
11-02-2002, 06:21 PM
I'm pretty angry about something that happened last night, but I'm trying to stay happy..that's what's on my mind.
I'm thinking that my bed is calling for me.
Rogue
11-02-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Iben
I'm thinking that my bed is calling for me.
Your bed is talking to you?? You must be tired! :eek: :p
Peter
11-02-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Iben
I'm thinking that my bed is calling for me. Me too - well not your bed, but my own:p ;)
Originally posted by Rogue
Your bed is talking to you?? You must be tired! :eek: :p nuh uh, my bed is a very special bed, we often carry hours of conversation.:p
Rogue
11-02-2002, 06:26 PM
I think ya'll are going insane if your furniture is talking to you. ;)
Rogue
11-02-2002, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Iben
nuh uh, my bed is a very special bed, we often carry hours of conversation.:p
Ah yes..conversations with the bed. Been there, done that. Wait..I carry on conversations on the phone on my bed. Does that count? :p
Rogue
11-02-2002, 06:30 PM
*runs away crying*
Rogue
11-02-2002, 06:40 PM
I'm thinking I have to cook dinner for seven people in an hour! :o :eek: Hope I can do it!
JBond
11-02-2002, 06:42 PM
I think homework sucks, I've done "enough" for now.
JBond
11-02-2002, 06:59 PM
I think I'm pretty pissed off.
Rogue
11-02-2002, 07:20 PM
Well, no family dinner for me tonight. One of my baby cousins is sick..gotta find something else to do, there's always tomorrow. :)
JBond
11-02-2002, 07:25 PM
How bout some keesh ;)
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 07:27 PM
that man my muscles are sore! Lousy benchpress
JBond
11-02-2002, 07:34 PM
Yeah those things will do that ;)
Rogue
11-02-2002, 07:37 PM
I hope my munchkin isn't too sick. :(
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 07:41 PM
That I have to get ready to go to a party but I'm not much of a party guy anymore
Rogue
11-02-2002, 07:43 PM
Thinking about what I'm going to do tonight other than watch the other half of Gladiator.
Rogue
11-02-2002, 08:06 PM
Time to go make my spaghetti and get comfy in front of the fire and wait for Gladiator to come on.
TyRoss
11-02-2002, 09:55 PM
I'm thinking I need a frickin smoke.
JBond
11-02-2002, 09:55 PM
I think Park St. must be a bad neighborhood. I never had to receive my fast food at a drive through through one of those transfer box things like in Hannibal's cell.
Rogue
11-02-2002, 11:09 PM
I forgot how sad Gladiator is..makes me cry every time! :o
Scarlet spidey
11-02-2002, 11:14 PM
I watched Braveheart....
I love that movie:D
JBond
11-02-2002, 11:14 PM
It's ok, he went to a better place......he went to make A Beautiful Mind ;)
Scarlet spidey
11-02-2002, 11:15 PM
And I'm listening to PLAS's band.... he kicks ass:)
Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
I watched Braveheart....
I love that movie:D me too! :D
JBond
11-02-2002, 11:56 PM
I watched 5 minutes of it
Rogue
11-02-2002, 11:56 PM
I'm thinking I'm comfy.
Originally posted by JBond
I watched 5 minutes of it who dialed your number? :rolleyes: :p ;)
Colorado Cajun
11-02-2002, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Iben
who dialed your number? :rolleyes: :p ;)
I did but I was just going to prank him:p
JBond
11-02-2002, 11:59 PM
Not likely, no one has called me for about a week ;)
Rogue
11-03-2002, 12:00 AM
Is your refridgerator running?
JBond
11-03-2002, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Rogue
Is your refridgerator running?
Why, no it isn't! Thank you for saving me from food spoilage anonymous caller!
Colorado Cajun
11-03-2002, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Rogue
Is your refridgerator running?
no I broke it's legs the last time it tried that ;)
Originally posted by JBond
Not likely, no one has called me for about a week ;) well you could always post your home phone number here..I'm sure you would get a few calls;)
Rogue
11-03-2002, 12:02 AM
Hmm..I'm thinking..lots of ****, lol.
Colorado Cajun
11-03-2002, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Rogue
Bah, nevermind. :p
JBond
11-03-2002, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Iben
well you could always post your home phone number here..I'm sure you would get a few calls;)
Good idea!!!
68204889409308074318070308436
It's in there in correct order but with numbers inbetween!
Rogue
11-03-2002, 12:06 AM
Gah! I knew it..I'm surrounded by smartasses! :D
JBond
11-03-2002, 12:17 AM
Still, I doubt anyone would make a long distance call just to call me ;)
Chicklet
11-03-2002, 12:43 AM
just to le ppl know, I'm moving to a different house, so I can't post for a week or more. :( I'm at the library right now but I'm not one to hang around here. so this will be my last post or so for alittle while.
JBond
11-03-2002, 12:47 AM
Good luck with the moving
Chicklet
11-03-2002, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by Chicklet
just to let ppl know, I'm moving to a different house, so I can't post for a week or more. :( I'm at the library right now but I'm not one to hang around here. so this will be my last post or so for alittle while.
Chicklet
11-03-2002, 01:11 AM
whoops! I don't even remember posting that post above me. weird...
Knerys
11-03-2002, 01:53 AM
Heh, theater is tiring work, but I'm loving this.
Also I sudden realized how strange me and all of my friends are when Susan came over and recorded us talking about all the in-jokes we have, lol.
Tardumb
11-03-2002, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by JBond
I think Park St. must be a bad neighborhood. I never had to receive my fast food at a drive through through one of those transfer box things like in Hannibal's cell.
ha, that's a new one.
Maybe they just don't want to interact with weirdos like you ;)
Colorado Cajun
11-03-2002, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Knerys
Also I sudden realized how strange me and all of my friends are when Susan came over and recorded us talking about all the in-jokes we have, lol.
You just now realized this? :p ;)
Rogue
11-03-2002, 03:42 PM
I'm thinking DAMN I'm tired but today should be fun. Only here would we BBQ in 20 degree weather. Sheesh, men. Leave it to them to make us freeze our asses off! :rolleyes: :p
JBond
11-03-2002, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
Only here would we BBQ in 20 degree weather.
Well they better after all of that ;)
Rogue
11-03-2002, 04:06 PM
No joke, nearly 3 hours of it! :p
JBond
11-03-2002, 04:23 PM
3 hours, that's a long time ;)
Rogue
11-03-2002, 06:03 PM
I'm thinking dayum! Finally done cleaning and the rain cancelled the BBQ. Bwahaha! That's what they get! :hehe:
JBond
11-03-2002, 06:05 PM
That's weird, it's not raining here :confused:
Rogue
11-03-2002, 06:07 PM
Well, aren't you special..do you want a cookie? :p
JBond
11-03-2002, 06:08 PM
Is it a heart-shaped sugar cookie with sprinkles :p
Kyle Katarn
11-03-2002, 06:45 PM
The Kyle report strikes again!
-Time to shop for Christmas already?!
-Why is it that when I try to "be serious for a moment" like Lance Storm, I usually do something more comical like the Hurricane! Only a few people here will "get" that, but that's ok - only 2 know exactly what I mean...;)
-Before I get off my soapbox - get out and VOTE already!
-"Out of Order" can mean nothing, up to Serious Annoyance. A few hours after a Taco Bell lunch, guess which one it is after seeing those words on a bathroom door! :eek:
-I used to go 2 weeks without shaving. Either I'm getting soft in my old age, or the cold air is drying my skin out - cuz now I can only go a week before the stubble starts to itch majorly!
-Hopefully the writers of Raw will learn a simple formula to gain veiwers: HHH accusing Kane of murder = Bad. (bringing Kane's semen into the discussion = VERY bad!!!!)
But HBK showing HHH why ya "don't hunt what ya can't kill" = very very GOOD! http://comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
-Star By Star is finally in paperback - I like it but would enjoy it much more it if I did not know what happens at the end! :(
Knerys
11-03-2002, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
You just now realized this? :p ;) No I knew this, but now there is recorded proof, heh.:p
Colorado Cajun
11-03-2002, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Knerys
No I knew this, but now there is recorded proof, heh.:p I've got to see that tape :D :p
Knerys
11-03-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
I've got to see that tape :D :p *ahem* hear :p Tape recording....
Colorado Cajun
11-03-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Knerys
*ahem* hear :p Tape recording....
awww that's not as fun then :p
Knerys
11-03-2002, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
awww that's not as fun then :p Ha! You wanna bet??
TyRoss
11-03-2002, 09:13 PM
I'm thinking you've been posting quite a bit tonight Knerys.
Knerys
11-03-2002, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by TyRoss
I'm thinking you've been posting quite a bit tonight Knerys. yes I have because it was a matinee show today, I have the night to myself, and I'm sending it here, heh. I don't know if that's funny or just sad.
Rogue
11-03-2002, 09:31 PM
I'm thinking I'm half-way done with Andrew Jackson's biography for history class and I finally sorted through my messages on my cell phone..good lord that was scary. :(
JBond
11-03-2002, 10:10 PM
:(
Rogue
11-03-2002, 10:19 PM
I'm thinking crying sucks and my eyes are burning. God, I need a vacation.
Rogue
11-03-2002, 11:29 PM
I guess I ran someone off. :(
Colorado Cajun
11-03-2002, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
I guess I ran someone off. :(
I was only gone for like a minute to reboot
Rogue
11-03-2002, 11:34 PM
I was talking about someone else, she just left without saying anything.
Colorado Cajun
11-03-2002, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
I was talking about someone else, she just left without saying anything. Kim?
Rogue
11-03-2002, 11:36 PM
Yup.
I'm thinking I want some Mt. Dew but can't have it.
JBond
11-03-2002, 11:47 PM
http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/fruitworks/fruitworks-appleraspberry.jpg
Rogue
11-04-2002, 12:02 AM
:applaud: That'll do, definitely.
Tardumb
11-04-2002, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by JBond
http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/fruitworks/fruitworks-appleraspberry.jpg
Mmmmmmmm...apple raaaaspbeeerrrryyyy
Rogue
11-04-2002, 01:44 AM
I'm thinking someone is making me blush.
JBond
11-04-2002, 01:48 AM
I think Yahoo can really tick me off.
Rogue
11-04-2002, 02:20 AM
I'm thinking I feel a little bit better.
JBond
11-04-2002, 02:25 AM
I'm thinking I think too much
JBond
11-04-2002, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by Tardumb
Mmmmmmmm...apple raaaaspbeeerrrryyyy
Makes you want to lick the screen, doesn't it?
Rogue
11-04-2002, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by JBond
Makes you want to lick the screen, doesn't it?
Sick! :hehe:
Hobbit Girl
11-04-2002, 02:27 AM
I don't think enough
Rogue
11-04-2002, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
I don't think enough
Sometimes that can be a great thing.
JBond
11-04-2002, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Rogue
Sometimes that can be a great thing.
But not always, like if you're walking toward a brick wall.
Rogue
11-04-2002, 02:31 AM
*kicks Jibbsy* Quiet you! :nono: :D
JBond
11-04-2002, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by Rogue
*kicks Jibbsy*
BUT, there is a example of when you should think first :p
JBond
11-04-2002, 02:45 AM
I'm thinking I don't want to go to sleep because then I'll have to wake up, but I've done it thousands of times in my life, what's once more.
Knerys
11-04-2002, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by Rogue
Sick! :hehe: And shocking too, I bet.
JBond
11-04-2002, 02:50 AM
*begins to lick image of Fruit Works*
Knerys
11-04-2002, 03:07 AM
That can't be good for the screen.....
Elizabeth
11-04-2002, 09:55 AM
I'm thinking I missed a lot because I didn't get on the boards over the weekend!
I'm also hoping my Theatre Appreciation instructor has been a total butt the past few days. What little bit of respect I had for him has now been flushed down the potty, along with my tolerance for him. :mad: Thomas is so inconsiderate of us! Anybody wanna help me kick him? Whoa, that is, after the rest of my class gets in line behind me? :D
Originally posted by JBond
I'm thinking I don't want to go to sleep because then I'll have to wake up, but I've done it thousands of times in my life, what's once more. hehe, I wonder where you've heard that before. :p
Peter
11-04-2002, 11:05 AM
I wish the guy inside my head would stop trying to knock his hammer through my skull:(
HeadHunter
11-04-2002, 11:34 AM
I am thinking i need the loo
JBond
11-04-2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Iben
hehe, I wonder where you've heard that before. :p
Oh, yeah, you're the only one who has felt that way ;) :p
Rogue
11-04-2002, 02:12 PM
I'm thinking I have had a rather ugly afternoon and now I have to deal with more police and my cheek really hurts. :(
JBond
11-04-2002, 02:24 PM
:mad: :( :mad:
Rogue
11-04-2002, 02:54 PM
Yeah, pretty much but at least I got out of with a bruise and nothing else. Plus, he can't **** with me again, so it's finally over..I hope.
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
Yeah, pretty much but at least I got out of with a bruise and nothing else. Plus, he can't **** with me again, so it's finally over..I hope.
Oh, dear.
kryptonian_boy
11-04-2002, 04:05 PM
I'm thinking I should have registered to vote a few days earlier. Now I can't vote in this election.
Rogue
11-04-2002, 04:31 PM
Now that that is dispensed with, I feel like hammered ****.
Originally posted by Rogue
I'm thinking I have had a rather ugly afternoon and now I have to deal with more police and my cheek really hurts. :( :(
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 04:36 PM
I'm thinking it's time to kick some idiotic male ass.
JBond
11-04-2002, 04:37 PM
Oh that it is, skink.
Rogue
11-04-2002, 04:39 PM
Nah. Not a big deal.
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 04:41 PM
Can I at least punch myself?
JBond
11-04-2002, 04:41 PM
What if I "accidently" ran him over 9 times with my car?
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by JBond
What if I accidently ran him over 9 times with my car?
I'm drawn again to the Simpsons:
We drew Judge Snyder! He's had a grudge against me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog!
I'm sure he can't hold a grudge that long...
Well, he could, if you replace the word "accidentally" with "repeatedly", and the word "dog" with "son"
Rogue
11-04-2002, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by thebtskink
Can I at least punch myself?
No. :(
I’m thinking that I’m really disappointed with a choice my best friend made.
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Iben
I’m thinking that I’m really disappointed with a choice my best friend made.
What? Just because I got a milkshake with my value meal instead of a coke, doesn't mean it's the end of the world. ;)
Originally posted by thebtskink
What? Just because I got a milkshake with my value meal instead of a coke, doesn't mean it's the end of the world. ;) Yes it does! The world is coming to an end and it's all because of YOU!:mad: :p ;)
Rogue
11-04-2002, 04:52 PM
maybe the world is ending. :(
JBond
11-04-2002, 04:55 PM
Don't worry, the world won't end for at LEAST another 25 years.
Originally posted by JBond
Don't worry, the world won't end for at LEAST another 25 years. whew, I still have time then.
JBond
11-04-2002, 04:57 PM
Not sure if I do though
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Iben
Yes it does! The world is coming to an end and it's all because of YOU!:mad: :p ;)
Well, in that case. ;) ;)
JBond
11-04-2002, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by thebtskink
Well, in that case. ;) ;)
I don't like where this is going ;)
Rogue
11-04-2002, 05:01 PM
I'm thinking..*sigh* I'm out of kleenexes..damnit. :(
Originally posted by JBond
I don't like where this is going ;)
:eek: ...not sure I do either.. ;)
Rogue
11-04-2002, 05:06 PM
Well, you guys have fun. I gotta get outta here.
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 05:07 PM
Ouch. I'll just go back inside my cave now and wallow in my self-pity. :(
Colorado Cajun
11-04-2002, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
Yeah, pretty much but at least I got out of with a bruise and nothing else. Plus, he can't **** with me again, so it's finally over..I hope.
I don't even know what to say to that:(
Originally posted by thebtskink
Ouch. I'll just go back inside my cave now and wallow in my self-pity. :( send me a postcard. :p ;)
Originally posted by JBond
Oh, yeah, you're the only one who has felt that way ;) :p Oh really?...I beg to differ! in fact I have copy rigths on that feeling. :p ;)
Rogue
11-04-2002, 05:38 PM
Here's what's on my mind..do they teach guys how to punch women? Is there a special "***** slap" class they offer?
Peter
11-04-2002, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
I don't even know what to say to that:( Well I do... This is to a certian guy
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,
a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do
you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far
that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say
anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Rogue
11-04-2002, 05:44 PM
WOW, is all I have to say to that.
Kyle Katarn
11-04-2002, 07:01 PM
Right now I'm ready to head to Arkansas and fill someone full of more holes than nature intended for him to have! :mad :mad: :mad:
Luckily the septic tank workers are gone, or I'd take my anger out on them for leaving in the middle of the job until tomorrow - I would say that pisses me off....but I can't flush the toilet - or shower - or use any water basically...;) :(
Rogue
11-04-2002, 07:17 PM
I'm thinking I feel a bit better since my best friend visited me. It sucks he had to go to work, but it was good to see him. I'm also thinking my face looks like ****.
thebtskink
11-04-2002, 09:01 PM
I'm JBond.
JBond
11-04-2002, 09:03 PM
I'm thebtskink
JBond
11-04-2002, 09:24 PM
I mean TyRoss...
Rogue
11-04-2002, 09:25 PM
And I'm the Off Limits Angel..no touchy the angel unless you want to incur someone's wrath. And he knows how to use his bat. :p
Colorado Cajun
11-04-2002, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
And I'm the Off Limits Angel..no touchy the angel unless you want to incur someone's wrath. And he knows how to use his bat. :p
I also have a mean right hook :D
Rogue
11-04-2002, 09:32 PM
*straightens her halo* :D
TyRoss
11-04-2002, 09:43 PM
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a bird pooping on a plane.
JBond
11-04-2002, 09:48 PM
I think it's kind of fun updating the Packer game for my sister on MSN Messenger since she is in class.
I hate group projects.
I always get stuck with the slackers...
Kitty
11-04-2002, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by TyRoss
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a bird pooping on a plane.
*GASP*
EWWWWWW....COOL! ^_^!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
*spins around the room saying that over & over again*
Kyle Katarn
11-04-2002, 11:13 PM
I'm thinking - Sweet Chim Music! :D
*tingles with anitcipation*
DO IT SHAWN.....
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:
Hot dog - Picture this at MSG - HBK, the World Heavyweight Champ!!!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~chiachia/mypic1.jpg
Colorado Cajun
11-04-2002, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
I'm thinking - Sweet Chim Music! :D
*tingles with anitcipation*
DO IT SHAWN.....
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:
Hot dog - Picture this at MSG - HBK, the World Heavyweight Champ!!!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~chiachia/mypic1.jpg
you're such a mark :p :D
Kyle Katarn
11-04-2002, 11:25 PM
Yeah, but I'm GOOD at it! :D
Kyle Katarn
11-04-2002, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Oj
I hate group projects.
I always get stuck with the slackers...
OMG - your sig - LYNCH!
I just remembered a story Grandma told me....when she was a kid, this man jumped out and strangled a little girl to death. The townspeople caught him, and drug him through her front yard on the way to the lynching....
But they must have thought hangin' was too good for him - so they tied him to a tree, doused him with lamp oil, and set him on fire!!!! :eek: :eek:
Rogue
11-04-2002, 11:29 PM
I'm thinking I feel better.
Kyle Katarn
11-04-2002, 11:35 PM
And that, my freinds - like a nice rear shot of Stacy Keibler, is a GOOD THING. :D
Colorado Cajun
11-04-2002, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
And that, my freinds - like a nice rear shot of Stacy Keibler, is a GOOD THING. :D
mmmmmm Stacy rear shot:applaud:
Rogue
11-04-2002, 11:39 PM
*grabs the hose* Do I have to use this on you boys? Stacey isn't anything special. ;)
JBond
11-04-2002, 11:40 PM
Uh yeah, Stacy...so how bout those Packers
Colorado Cajun
11-04-2002, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by JBond
Uh yeah, Stacy...so how bout those Packers
I don't know man how about them?
JBond
11-04-2002, 11:47 PM
I don't know, that's what I'm asking.
Rogue
11-04-2002, 11:49 PM
Packer's D looks good..Favre is a decent QB, I hope his knee doesn't give.
Knerys
11-05-2002, 12:11 AM
'm thinking there are two males in this world that need to have certain body part removed.:mad:
Rogue
11-05-2002, 12:13 AM
Guys..run. Now. Before you lose body parts. :eek:
JBond
11-05-2002, 12:15 AM
*Runs with hands protecting self*
She's insane!!
Knerys
11-05-2002, 12:16 AM
Naw don't worry it's no one here....yet.:meanie:
Rogue
11-05-2002, 12:17 AM
*hides her butcher knife* What?
Colorado Cajun
11-05-2002, 12:19 AM
*quickly leaves the ladies alone*
JBond
11-05-2002, 12:20 AM
*runs out holding a fork*
I'm ready!!! He's going to forking get it!!
Rogue
11-05-2002, 12:21 AM
*grabs her shotgun* What were you saying? ;)
Knerys
11-05-2002, 12:22 AM
*Stands ready with her pulse rifle* Lock and load.:evil:
JBond
11-05-2002, 12:24 AM
*Gets twine, weights and bungee cords*
.....What?
Rogue
11-05-2002, 12:24 AM
*hides behind Knerys* Yeah! You heard her!! :hehe:
Colorado Cajun
11-05-2002, 12:25 AM
*is happy that he is on the good side of both ladies*
JBond
11-05-2002, 12:29 AM
*Is happy he's wearing kevlar*
Rogue
11-05-2002, 12:30 AM
*Hmmph!* :p
JBond
11-05-2002, 12:32 AM
Look, this stuff is great! You can't cut through it!
*stabs self with knife repeatively*
Hee hee!
Rogue
11-05-2002, 12:34 AM
*runs screaming into the night*
JBond
11-05-2002, 12:36 AM
*Stands holding knife*
Was it something I said
Rogue
11-05-2002, 01:08 AM
I'm thinking tomorrow is the day from hell! I hate my Tuesdays..grrr! :rolleyes:
I'm thinking that this day should be bad, but at least I have wednesday off.
Tardumb
11-05-2002, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by JBond
Look, this stuff is great! You can't cut through it!
*stabs self with knife repeatively*
Hee hee!
What if she would've shot you in the face?
Knerys
11-05-2002, 01:59 AM
Sweet sweet insanity......:funny: :clapper:
JBond
11-05-2002, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Tardumb
What if she would've shot you in the face?
That's a risk I was willing to take.
Rogue
11-05-2002, 02:05 AM
Do I want to know? :eek:
Tardumb
11-05-2002, 02:05 AM
We landed on the moon! WE LANDED ON THE MOOON!!
JBond
11-05-2002, 02:10 AM
Samsonite, I was WAY off!
Rogue
11-05-2002, 02:24 AM
I'm thinking..why can't I sleep?!
JBond
11-05-2002, 02:24 AM
Cause you're here ;) :p
Rogue
11-05-2002, 02:25 AM
*smacks Jibbsy in the back of the head* Who asked you? Hmmm? :rolleyes: ;)
JBond
11-05-2002, 02:27 AM
Owww..... *goes back in corner*
Rogue
11-05-2002, 02:29 AM
You can come out, but only if you play nice. ;) Mr. Smartass. :p
JBond
11-05-2002, 02:31 AM
No promises ;)
TyRoss
11-05-2002, 03:22 AM
You know...... he has a point there. Not htat he needs any help from me or anything but well... ummmm... ok maybe I should do some work now.
Peter
11-05-2002, 05:41 AM
I'm thinking that I don't like the plan for my exams this january:(
Rogue
11-05-2002, 09:26 AM
I'm thinking I'm sorry my Comp teacher is sick, but I am not sorry she had to cancel class. *snickers* :hehe: So, it looks like I'm free till 9:30..whooo hooo. I love college. :D
TyRoss
11-05-2002, 09:42 AM
It's 9:42.
Elizabeth
11-05-2002, 10:11 AM
No, its 10:11 :D
The_Dark_Dork
11-05-2002, 10:23 AM
If you can believe this....I teach....
Elizabeth
11-05-2002, 12:45 PM
Well, why don't you teach my Theatre Appreciation class today? Maybe you wouldn't make me as mad as my regular instructor does...
JBond
11-05-2002, 03:30 PM
I wish I knew Iben's email address so I could send her the quiz.
Off to work, 3-7
kryptonian_boy
11-05-2002, 04:07 PM
I'm thinking that if you are legally able to vote today, and you haven't, you need to be spanked. Unless you're kinky and that turns you on. For you, I'll have to think of a punishment.
Peter
11-05-2002, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
I'm thinking that if you are legally able to vote today, and you haven't, you need to be spanked. Unless you're kinky and that turns you on. For you, I'll have to think of a punishment. This coming from a guy who is not going to vote:D :p
thebtskink
11-05-2002, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
I'm thinking that if you are legally able to vote today, and you haven't, you need to be spanked. Unless you're kinky and that turns you on. For you, I'll have to think of a punishment.
Yeah. Don't make me get my cadavers!
kryptonian_boy
11-05-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by thebtskink
Yeah. Don't make me get my cadavers!
I hope you're packing those in ice. They spoil easily. And the smell! Whoof!:eek:
Knerys
11-05-2002, 04:42 PM
Now that I have wasted an efficient amount of time here, time to get some work done.
kryptonian_boy
11-05-2002, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Knerys
Now that I have wasted an efficient amount of time here, time to get some work done.
But is it efficient time if it's also wasted time? That's an interesting paradox.
Rogue
11-05-2002, 06:24 PM
I'm thinking it's been a lonnnnng day.
Kyle Katarn
11-05-2002, 07:11 PM
If those $#$#@$$!!!! septic guys don't fix our plumbing by tomorrow, I'm gonna introduce them to Sweet Chin Music - the extended Megamix! :mad: :mad:
Rogue
11-05-2002, 07:17 PM
*hides* :(
Knerys
11-05-2002, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
But is it efficient time if it's also wasted time? That's an interesting paradox. Isn't it though.;)
I'm thinking whoa! my head kinda hurts.
Originally posted by JBond
I wish I knew Iben's email address so I could send her the quiz.
Off to work, 3-7 Iben_munk_mortensen@hotmail.com
I wish I knew your email adress so I could send you the quiz ;)
Kyle Katarn
11-05-2002, 07:24 PM
Munk? :hehe:
Colorado Cajun
11-05-2002, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Iben
Iben_munk_mortensen@hotmail.com
I wish I knew your email adress so I could send you the quiz ;) I What about me? Where is my quiz?:p
Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Munk? :hehe: yes yes I know, it's the Danish word for Monk...sigh:rolleyes:
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
I What about me? Where is my quiz?:p where is your email adress?:p
Rogue
11-05-2002, 07:26 PM
You just took 3 of mine! :p
Kyle Katarn
11-05-2002, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Iben
yes yes I know, it's the Danish word for Monk...sigh:rolleyes:
YAY! :applaud: I now know some Danish!
Now what about mae mae mae? :confused: :D
Rogue
11-05-2002, 07:33 PM
Bah! :p
Originally posted by Rogue
Bah! :p she's right :D :applaud:
Rogue
11-05-2002, 07:37 PM
*takes a bow* I've been known to pay attention. ;)
Kyle Katarn
11-05-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
*takes a bow* I've been known to pay attention. ;)
I'VE been known to pay in small, unmarked Credits!
*slips a credit chip under the table to Rogue* :D
Knerys
11-05-2002, 08:02 PM
Back to work. You all have a good night.:)
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