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Optimus Prime
06-27-2002, 03:55 PM
Here is a new game "I hope"
The rules are simple.
I'll start by asking a question starting with "What would you do" then everyone trys to answer it in a funny way.
Example "What would you do with a million dollars?"
Example "Buy the Video Game Store."
Then everyone will vote on the one they like the most.
The winner gets to Start it all over again.
O.K.
Now
"What would you do infront of a firing squad?"
Doomsday
06-27-2002, 05:50 PM
Fart.
funnie bunnie
06-27-2002, 07:24 PM
*a brunnette gets in front of a firing squad. the captain says "ready , set" and she yells "tornado!" before they fire. she runs away.
*a redhead gets in front of them next. the captain says "ready, set" and she yells "earthquake!" before they fire. she runs away.
*a blonde gets in front of them last. she thinks, hey! i can be smart like those other two girls. the captain says, "ready, set" and she yells "fire!"
funnie bunnie
06-27-2002, 07:29 PM
well, personally, id take my shirt off, then make a run for it
Hank Scorpio
06-27-2002, 07:36 PM
I'd crouch in the fetal postion saying, "Find a happy place, find a happy place."
JBond
06-27-2002, 07:44 PM
Die
thebtskink
06-27-2002, 08:46 PM
When they ask me if I have any last wishes, I say Bulletproof vest.
Colorado Cajun
06-27-2002, 08:49 PM
I say it's all the clown's fault. Shoot him not me!!
Rogue
06-27-2002, 09:40 PM
Cuss them out in three different languages and die with dignity. ;)
TyRoss
06-27-2002, 09:45 PM
Heeeeeeeey I did this before dammit.
Tardumb
06-28-2002, 12:22 AM
Dive to the ground, trademark of Jake and Elwood Blues :D
Kitty
06-28-2002, 12:35 AM
I would have already untied my wrists outta the ropes that were tied around them. My feet are free too. Then I would give them the finger, when there about to shoot. Then I would do all sorts of gymnastics moves while dodging the bullets. Then I would jump into a nice new thunderbird that magically appears outta nowhere. Then I would make a speedy gateaway, while running over a few people on the way out. :D:D:D (think i got carried away) :D:D:D
Chug a gallon of orange juice.
JBond
06-28-2002, 01:36 AM
I like Kitty's:D
Empusae
06-28-2002, 06:50 AM
I would say again and again to myself
"there is no spoon"
Optimus Prime
06-28-2002, 11:49 AM
Should we start voting?
slinger
06-28-2002, 11:57 AM
request the Price is Right theme song be played before I was shot.
Frizzo the Clown
06-28-2002, 01:44 PM
I would request to have pepperoni and sausage put on my tombstone.
Hank Scorpio
06-28-2002, 01:49 PM
I vote for Frizzo... mmm, Tombstone.
Optimus Prime
06-28-2002, 02:06 PM
thebtskink's gets my vote.
Kitty
06-28-2002, 02:22 PM
I vote 4 Hank, hehehehe
todd philip
06-28-2002, 03:42 PM
I would request two things, a bl** job, and a machine gun!
tyler_durden
06-28-2002, 04:02 PM
I would drop my pants and moon them.
I vote Kitty.
Colorado Cajun
06-28-2002, 04:29 PM
I would go blind from Tyler mooning them, so I wouldn't even notice
JBond
06-28-2002, 04:47 PM
I vote Kitty, though I liked slingers.
Colorado Cajun
06-28-2002, 04:58 PM
I vote Kitty
tyler_durden
06-28-2002, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
I would go blind from Tyler mooning them, so I wouldn't even notice
I wonder if they would still blind fold you?;) :D
thebtskink
06-28-2002, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I would request to have pepperoni and sausage put on my tombstone.
I vote for this tool!;)
funnie bunnie
06-28-2002, 07:42 PM
kitty all the way!!
Knerys
06-28-2002, 09:33 PM
I vote Empusae.
Frizzo the Clown
06-29-2002, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by thebtskink
I vote for this tool!;) Whoo hoo! Two votes! At least some people remember those commercials!! :D ;)
JBond
06-29-2002, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Whoo hoo! Two votes! At least some people remember those commercials!! :D ;)
Is it possible people remember those "old" commercials but didn't find it that funny :p
Optimus Prime
06-29-2002, 06:51 PM
O.K. Here is the score so far...
Kitty 4
Frizzo the Clown 2
Hank Scorpio 1
Tyler_Durden 1
thebtskink 1
Empusae 1
Is that all the votes?
Frizzo the Clown
06-29-2002, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by JBond
Is it possible people remember those "old" commercials but didn't find it that funny :p Nope. Not possible at all. Maybe thats why you came in second, whereas I was voted funniest poster! ;) :p
Hank Scorpio
06-29-2002, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by JBond
Is it possible people remember those "old" commercials but didn't find it that funny :p
That's downright un-American.
Frizzo the Clown
06-29-2002, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
That's downright un-American. Jibbs is probably some Commie Pinko.
todd philip
06-29-2002, 07:41 PM
i would request a bowl of cherries, a bowl of cool whip, and edible undies! i would slowly get naked, smear the cool whip on my naked MANLY body! put two cherries on my man boobies, and dance a crazy, wild, native american/african/polish dance. then i would have anteaters ever-so-slowly lick the cool whip off my willy wonka;) then i would sing the theme song to ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATEOS. and then finally lean into the fire squods general direction and let out the loudest,smelliest,wettest, fart in human history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
p.s i would ask for extra cheese, garlic, and olives on my tombstone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Godzilla
06-30-2002, 01:14 AM
Kitty wins!
Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Nope. Not possible at all. Maybe thats why you came in second, whereas I was voted funniest poster! ;) :p Man, you're really going for the heart aren't you? ;)
Frizzo the Clown
06-30-2002, 08:23 AM
Of course!
Optimus Prime
06-30-2002, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by Godzilla
Kitty wins!
Zilla's Right, Kitty your up.
Optimus Prime
06-30-2002, 09:44 PM
Kitty? We're waiting. (Prime starts tapping his foot.)
Kitty
06-30-2002, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Optimus Prime
Kitty? We're waiting. (Prime starts tapping his foot.)
hold your horses....god, i just woke up earlier and my brain's barely starting to function. so wait a few min!
Optimus Prime
06-30-2002, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
hold your horses....god, i just woke up earlier and my brain's barely starting to function. so wait a few min!
I'm just glad you know you won.
Kitty
06-30-2002, 09:55 PM
(hope you like this, cause this is the only thingy that i could think of right now *hides under bed*)
what would you do:
"If you were lost at sea in a rowboat with a monkey?"
Godzilla
06-30-2002, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
(hope you like this, cause this is the only thingy that i could think of right now *hides under bed*)
what would you do:
"If you were lost at sea in a rowboat with a monkey?"
Eat the monkey and burn the rowboat to attract the attention of rescuers.
Hank Scorpio
06-30-2002, 09:59 PM
People would probably say to kill the monkey and eat it, but that's very short sighted of them. I'd hold the monkey in the water and use his tail to catch fist. If a shark happens to eat the monkey then I guess I'd be screwed.
Optimus Prime
06-30-2002, 10:12 PM
Tell the monkey it can't have any bananas until it does something to get some rescuers here. Then the monkey yells "FREE DOGHNUTS"! Police would then appear everywhere. One would ask "Where are the free doghnuts?" Then the monkey would say "There are no free doghnuts." All the police would then leave leaving me and the monkey in the boat.
JBond
06-30-2002, 10:17 PM
I would play with my monkey.
Godzilla
06-30-2002, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by JBond
I would play with my monkey.
Which one?;)
Originally posted by Godzilla
Which one?;)
The simian one.
Godzilla
06-30-2002, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by bbf2
The simian one.
OK, As long as it wasn't the other one. I mean, in front of a monkey? That's just sick.
I'd send my flying monkey out over the sea with a message for help tied up to its leg.
JBond
06-30-2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Godzilla
Which one?;)
That's why my post was so good ;)
I would kill the monkey to let out the slow insanity developing in my brain.
Then I would stay on the rowboat, with no food or water to drink. Then I would die a slow, painful agonizing death. Alone. On the water. My stomach slowly caves in until I collapse in misery and die a painful death.
I slowly waste away.....to nothing.
Alone. At sea. Where no one will ever see or care.
The rowboat with the two bodies floats away into forever......
Optimus Prime
07-01-2002, 01:02 PM
Are there any more if not lets start voting.
Kitty
07-01-2002, 11:45 PM
I vote for Godzilla
Godzilla
07-01-2002, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
I vote for Godzilla
Horah! Thank you, Kitty!
I guess I'll vote for Bond.
Hank Scorpio
07-01-2002, 11:54 PM
I vote for Jibbond.
Tardumb
07-02-2002, 12:52 AM
I'd pull the drain plug, get out, and dry me and my monkey off.
Knerys
07-02-2002, 05:58 AM
Jibbs.
Empusae
07-02-2002, 08:22 AM
Bond
HeadHunter
07-02-2002, 08:35 AM
did anyone say
Spank the Monkey :p
Optimus Prime
07-02-2002, 09:26 AM
Alright the score is...
JBond 4
Godzilla 2 (I vote for him)
Hank Scorpio 1
You guys just don't understand creepy poeticism!
Hank Scorpio
07-02-2002, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Iben
Hank Scorpio
Ah, Iben voted for me. Don't worry Frizzo, I'm sure it's just because you didn't post a response.
Yes, I'm sure that's the reason.:cool:
Optimus Prime
07-02-2002, 10:49 PM
Is that all the votes?
Optimus Prime
07-03-2002, 09:57 AM
Well it looks like JBond is the winner.
JBond
07-03-2002, 04:11 PM
You are about to be arrested by 2 police officers on foot. You have in your possesion, string, a rubber chicken, and a real live chicken. What do you do?
Godzilla
07-04-2002, 12:32 AM
Tie both chickens by their necks with the string and use them as nunchucks, beat the living hell out of the cops with them, and run away.
Optimus Prime
07-04-2002, 07:28 AM
Use Frizzo's explosive rubber chicken on the cops. Then I would take the real chicken home and cook it. Then realize that the one I cooked was the rubber one. (JBond didn't say it wasn't Frizzo's rubber chicken:D ;) )
Frizzo the Clown
07-04-2002, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by JBond
You are about to be arrested by 2 police officers on foot. You have in your possesion, string, a rubber chicken, and a real live chicken. What do you do? I would bludgeon the cops to death with the rubber chicken (like I always do), then I would take the chicken back home, tie its beak together so it can't peck me, then I would have a little "celebration" with the chicken, commemorating my escape from the long arm of the law.
I would stretch out the rubber chicken as much as possible. Then I'd mold it into a sling-shot-ish launcher thing and put the live chicken in there. I'd wait until the two police officers are lined up one in front of the other, then let go of the sides of the rubber chicken slingshot and send the real one hurling through them, impaling them. Then I'd eat some pie.
Kitty
07-04-2002, 08:37 PM
I would shape the rubber chicken like a boomerang and aim and hit it at the two officer's heads. It hits them both, then I get the rubber chicken back in my hand, and i grab the live chicken. i hold the live chicken in one hand and i whap it on the middle with my rubber chicken in my other hand. then i let the live chicken peck the ***** outta the cops, I get a piece of wire from the antenna from a tv from this tv store next to me. i tie it around the string, throw the string with the antenna on a flagpole up above, do the little batman thing when you swing on it and jump on top of it, then i would climb into the window next to me and run away. :D:D:D oops, got carried away again :D:D:D
funnie bunnie
07-04-2002, 08:56 PM
woah.....i think kitty's is the best!
Kitty
07-04-2002, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by funnie bunnie
woah.....i think kitty's is the best!
yea....................right
MovieFreak
07-04-2002, 11:53 PM
i would just say ***** this and drop the string and chickens and run because i'm to stupid to do anything with the 2 chickens so i would just run and hope i'm faster than them
Optimus Prime
07-07-2002, 10:02 AM
Should we start voting?
HeadHunter
07-07-2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Optimus Prime
Should we start voting?
i think they have havent they
Optimus Prime
07-07-2002, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by HeadHunter
i think they have havent they
Nobody has so lets start voting.
Godzilla get's my vote.:D
Godzilla
07-08-2002, 12:45 PM
I have no idea on this one! It's like we all were saying the same thing. "Beat the hell out of them with the chickens and run."
Optimus Prime
07-10-2002, 09:44 AM
No more votes? If it is go ahead and post one Godzilla.:cool:
Olorin
07-10-2002, 02:51 PM
I would slowly forcefeed the live chicken the string, inch by inch, as it winds its way through the chicken's intestinal tract. Then, while still feeding it, I would grab the other end of the string, which has just been pooped up. Holding the ends of the string in my hands, I would yank on both sides, until the chicken exploded. It's entrails would hang from the string. I eat the live chickens head, and immediately dress down to nakedness, and reclothe myself in the entrails. Police officers show up, and I scream "KKSKRHGH SATAN IS MA.. MHGF MY MASTER!!!" Proceeding with my plan, I start chewing on the rubber chicken head, until I have gnawed it off. The police are horrified. I swallow the rubber chicken head, and directly afterwards poop up the other chickens (half digested) head and throw it at the coppers. Then I dance a jig while yelling "THERE ARE MORE CELLS IN HELL THAN PRISONS! THERE ARE MORE CELLS IN HEL THAN IN PRISONS!"
with any luck, the cops have backed off by now...
Originally posted by Olorin
with any luck, the cops have backed off by now...
Or shot you.
Godzilla
07-10-2002, 07:51 PM
Well if I won then here it goes:
Dean Devlin and Roland Emerich are making Godzilla 2! We have to stop them! Tell me you plan...
Kitty
07-10-2002, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Godzilla
Well if I won then here it goes:
Dean Devlin and Roland Emerich are making Godzilla 2! We have to stop them! Tell me you plan...
hire a hitman......or torture them with the cute Hamtaro
Originally posted by Godzilla
Well if I won then here it goes:
Dean Devlin and Roland Emerich are making Godzilla 2! We have to stop them! Tell me you plan...
You mean "Godzilla The Movie 2" or a second actual Godzilla creature?
If it's the movie, I would not buy a ticket.
If they're making a second Godzilla creature, I would make him fight the first one cuz that would be hella cool.
Optimus Prime
07-11-2002, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by Godzilla
Well if I won then here it goes:
Dean Devlin and Roland Emerich are making Godzilla 2! We have to stop them! Tell me you plan...
I would have you stomp them on set.
Optimus Prime
07-14-2002, 06:37 AM
All right I'm reviving the topic...
What would you do if you got on TV?
Optimus Prime
07-19-2002, 08:07 AM
Let bring this topic back again.
What would you do in a New Years Day Party?
Kitty
08-13-2002, 02:07 AM
*bump*
PlayingGod
08-13-2002, 02:10 AM
Oh Oh Can I Be That Lucky Guy! :D;):D
Kitty
08-13-2002, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by PlayingGod
Oh Oh Can I Be That Lucky Guy! :D;):D
i don't know...;):D:D:D
PlayingGod
08-13-2002, 02:14 AM
:D:D:D:D;)
MaxRockatanski
08-13-2002, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by Kitty
*bump*
i would sing karaoke and dance and dance and get hyper and then make out with some guy when the new years ball drops.
:D:D:D
New years ball drops or the guy you`re making out with.......?
PlayingGod
08-13-2002, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by MaxRockatanski
New years ball drops or the guy you`re making out with.......?
LMAO!!
sisboombah
08-13-2002, 05:04 PM
i would construct a bow with the string and my arm and then fire the real chicken at the first officer....the second would slip over on the chicken eggs the real chicken had just laid from being so scared and then i would be free to hit the second officer to death with the rubber chicken. then i would use the string around my arm to tie the two officers together.
Optimus Prime
12-05-2003, 12:53 AM
It has been a year let's try this game agian.
A Police man pulls you over and you do what?
Rogue
12-05-2003, 01:03 AM
Flirt with him, saying such things as "My, that's a big gun you have" to get out of the speeding ticket he's going to write me. ;)
bluebeast619
12-05-2003, 01:14 AM
plead with him "PLEASE OFFICER DON'T LOOK IN THE TRUNK" i wonder what he would do when he finds nothing haha
tedward
12-05-2003, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by bluebeast619
plead with him "PLEASE OFFICER DON'T LOOK IN THE TRUNK" i wonder what he would do when he finds nothing haha
If I was the cop I'd give you a good beating. I wonder if you'd find that funny haha.
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