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Daniel
01-12-2009, 01:09 PM
The Unborn

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"Jumby wants to be born now"

I really don't want to make this review too long. I say that because you have all seen this movie several times in the last few years if you have seen "The Eye," "The Ring," or "One Missed Call" or any of the other cheap-scare horror flicks [although I wouldn't necessarily deride "the Ring" to be just that] that have come out in the past few years.

Having said that, you can pretty much decide here and now if you want to see this movie based on what I have already stated. Again, I say this because if you like movies that "The Unborn" borrows from, then you won't be displeased with it and will likely get enjoyment out of it. If you are more interested in your off-kilter or imaginative horror titles ["The Descent," "Let the Right One In," etc.] then you may find yourself insulted if you choose to watch "The Unborn."

Having said that, the plot is made obvious by all the promos and advertisement that has flooded the market. Odette Yustman [last seen in "Cloverfield"] plays a college student in Chicago plagued by strange dreams that suddenly begin to intensify, resulting in nightmarish visions she has while awake. As the story unfolds, she finds that her umbilical cord strangled her twin brother [nicknamed "Jumby" though it sounds like "Gumby" throughout he film] and that he "wants to be born now." Turns out that ol' Jumby is actually a demon [called a dybbuk in the film] who is exacting revenge on the entire family because Yustman's grandmother expelled the dybbuk when it possessed her twin brother.

The dybbuk is intent on not only re-entering our world, but also on exacting revenge on the family members and the people who try to help them. Most of the film revolves around the dybbuk growing in power, and then stalking and killing Yustman's friends and family members.

The movie felt as though puzzle pieces were just kind of thrown at you. They all fit but, when put together, they don't make one neat picture. There were continuity problems The dybbuk can only possess a dead people. After the grandmother's twin brother dies, the dybbuk possesses him, re-animating the boy's body. Grandma expels the dybbuk for several years by killing her possessed, re-animated brother. This doesn't seem to work a few years later as people possessed by the dybbuk are killed or seriously wounded and the dybbuk now can suddenly just ump to another person, even if they are alive.

Yustman's camel toe was actually the most consistent character in the film as everyone else just seemed convenient for the plot to carry on. Even Gary Oldman's presence in the film felt completely lackluster and everyone else was just one-dimensional and flat. Oddly enough, the dad of Yustman's character is only around in one or two scenes, providing a short list of information regarding his wife and what happened to Jumby, then he altogether disappears.

Still, despite its flaws, "The Unborn" managed to be better than some of its predecessors in the enjoyability range, but "The Unborn" is something you probably just want to rent if you happen to be with a bunch of people who want to watch a good, "jump-when-something-pops-out" film.

4/10.

FilmJerk
01-12-2009, 04:00 PM
it wasnt bad but it wasnt good either. Only became decent when Oldman entered the picture but not for long. The get out of here go scene was the only thing i was waiting for and it was worth it. awesome. love me some oldman

Ewok Droppings
01-12-2009, 04:49 PM
The previews looked like they showed all the "scary" parts of the movie. Just doesn't look like it's anything that I would drop enough money that I could buy the DVD on at the theater.

Daniel
01-13-2009, 01:00 PM
The previews looked like they showed all the "scary" parts of the movie. Just doesn't look like it's anything that I would drop enough money that I could buy the DVD on at the theater.

Actually, while there is a substantial amount of scares shown in the trailers, there is a lot more to the film than the previews let on and, therefore, there was a lot in the movie that was not shown in trailers or previews. I do have to give the filmmaker's kudos for that.

Daniel
01-13-2009, 01:00 PM
it wasnt bad but it wasnt good either.

This pretty much sums it up.

saveus1011
01-14-2009, 12:03 PM
Odette Yustman looks like Megan Fox's twin.

rosncranz
01-14-2009, 12:51 PM
Odette Yustman looks like Megan Fox's twin.

Holy crap, I thought it was Megan Fox!

Alien
01-15-2009, 03:42 AM
Odette Yustman looks like Megan Fox's twin.
I'd say better looking.

Tolkien
01-15-2009, 05:47 AM
Got that right. Not that Fox isn't kind of cute, just, she's very, very overrated.

carnage4u
01-15-2009, 07:55 AM
i actually thought that was megan fox at first as well.

I want to see this movie and like it, but I'll probably wait to its on dvd. From what Ive seen it just seems very interesting.

Doomsday
01-15-2009, 12:12 PM
Got that right. Not that Fox isn't kind of cute, just, she's very, very overrated.

Finally, someone agrees with me.

Alien
01-15-2009, 12:17 PM
I've been calling her overrated since the promos of Transformers 1 came out. I just thought she looked really slutty in that movie.

saveus1011
01-15-2009, 01:03 PM
She's not overrated looks wise...she just isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

FranklinTard
01-15-2009, 02:23 PM
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Markus Corvinus
02-02-2009, 11:19 PM
I'll agree that Fox is a bit overrated but I'm still not understanding why people are trying to constantly label her an idiot...

Alien
03-09-2009, 03:32 PM
This movied needed more of Odette Yustman in her tight little pants/brefs. As eye candy she was the best thing going for this movie.

Ewok Droppings
03-10-2009, 12:48 AM
Saw this tonight at the cheap theater with a friend. It was boring. The pacing was way too slow, it wasn't scary, it lacked anything original and in short I've seen this movie a hundred times already. Recycled plot details and recycled crap. Yustman does give me wood though.

3/10 only for Odette Yustman - the movie itself sucks ass

Alien
03-10-2009, 09:40 AM
I donno if I'd call it too slow. There was no opening to the movie, it just went right into trying to scare you. Other than the stuff with the old woman it was all a good speed.