What are real friends?

[snowwhite]

Hi guys,

Here in this thread I would like to ask you guys what do you think real friends are? Are there any criteria according to which you can say that the person that is next to you is your real friend? Also, there's a small album dedicated to friends that I created myself - have a look at it:

http://photos.gafana.com/friends?show=all


Have a great day!

[snowwhite]

I think real friends must be caring!
loving
forgiving

[PsYkOoOoO]

How old are you?

[Where's my elephant?]

Real friends are unconditional.

[Andrey83]

People who sleep with you after a couple of drinks are real friends.

The rest are just means to get there.

[Ewok Droppings]

Real friends give you money to be their friends.

[FilmJerk]

real friends are like stunt doubles. When something bad or something hurtful is about to happen, they step in and take it for you

[Justin]

Real friends give you money to be their friends.

Thats true.

[petergriffin246]

^amen

[IanTheCool]

Real friends let you sleep with their attractive sisters.

[Knerys]

Real friends put up with you in every facet.

[Ashift30]

real friends are like stunt doubles. When something bad or something hurtful is about to happen, they step in and take it for you

LOL... given a few bruises, received a few bruises.

[Ashift30]

Real friends will tell you your dog looks good and your wife doesn't.
(never trust a dude who says your wife is smokin' hot)

[MasterChief117]

Friends are like cans, you use them then you recycle them. LOL!! Just kidding people have obviously different ideas on friends but its all your opinion I guess.

[Steve from Indy]

Whatever a true friend is, it has something to do with either money, sex, or helping when they don't feel like it. Or in my case, accepting you for who you are.

Now I need to go get an insulin shot. That site was WAY too sweet! :eek:

[Starwars411]

A real friend is someone you know who won't rape you.... I think.

[ZombieMan]

Real friends give you blow jobs for free!

[Frizzo the Clown]

I real friend is someone that will hide you in their basement and not turn you into the authorities, no matter what heinous crimes you may have just committed.

[Necross]

Zombie and Frizzo hit the nail on the head.

[Knerys]

I real friend is someone that will hide you in their basement and not turn you into the authorities, no matter what heinous crimes you may have just committed.

That reminds me.....Thanks.

[MasterChief117]

Zombie and Frizzo hit the nail on the head.

Dude, what if it's a dude. Zombie does need to clarify who his friends are.


Frizzo is right though.

[GreenvilleTexan]

One word, loyalty. A true friend will remain loyal to you, no matter what.










And that includes all the stuff about blow jobs, sleeping with the hot friends/sisters etc.
The real dream though, is a hot-looking friend of the opposite sex, WITH BENEFITS!
Totally unattainable, but we must keep the dream alive!

[Justin]

haha

[Tzarinna]

Okay, to be a downer.

I always refer to Dudley Moore's friend taking him into her very modest home while he was very sick. She had her family and now her friend, who was pretty much waiting to die, to take care of.

True testament to friendship. :(

[Necross]

Dude, what if it's a dude. Zombie does need to clarify who his friends are.


Frizzo is right though.


Pfft. Dude or Girl, who cares, the willingness to do it makes them a friend in my book! :D

[ZombieMan]

Dude, what if it's a dude. Zombie does need to clarify who his friends are.


Frizzo is right though.

Frizzo is a real friend...Let's put it that way...:meanie:

[Rogue]

Real friends are the ones that know you deep down and still put up with your ****. They no the good, bad, and the ugly and still choose to be there for you. In all seriousness, they're the people that are there for you no matter what.

[JBond]

Real friends are the ones that don't laugh at your bad jokes.

[FilmJerk]

real friends have sex with your girlfriend so you have a reason to break up

[JBond]

Only if it's because you asked them to, first.

[FilmJerk]

right, of course ;)

[JBond]

I can just see the two friends high-fiving after the devastating break-up.

[bbf2]

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A true friend will be sitting next to you, saying "Well, that was fun!"

[Ashift30]

Real friends have a code word for the alter. The groom to be looks over and says the code word and a real friend will throw them over their shoulder, run like hell, and buy the first plane ticket out of Dodge!

[JBond]

Real friends never say "die"

...that might be Goonies.

[Steve from Indy]

Okay, to be a downer.

I always refer to Dudley Moore's friend taking him into her very modest home while he was very sick. She had her family and now her friend, who was pretty much waiting to die, to take care of.

True testament to friendship. :(

Yeah, I remember when he announced that he was sick. So sad...

[Ashift30]

Real friends will talk you out of nude skydiving!

[IanTheCool]

Real friends will talk you out of nude skydiving!

or talk you into it.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Real friends are the ones that don't laugh at your bad jokes.
We must be real friends then, because I never laugh at your jokes.

[JBond]

You're a real "something."

[Rush23Hester]

Real friends are when you are away from each other for a decent amount of time, keeping somewhat of contact with each other, and when you get with each other in person, it is as if you hadn't lost a step in your friendship.

Also a friend is somebody you can honestly call at 3 am to come pick you up, without hearing them *****!

[Ashift30]

Real friends are when you are away from each other for a decent amount of time, keeping somewhat of contact with each other, and when you get with each other in person, it is as if you hadn't lost a step in your friendship.



Isn't that "just a guy thing?"

[Tornado]

Isn't that "just a guy thing?"

That's what I've noticed. I still hang out with the guys I went to high school with when they're back in town on break or whenever, and we get along just as well today as we did then. But I talk to very few of the girls I went to high school with now; in fact, I could probably count them on one hand.

[chewie]

Real friends are the ones that know you deep down and still put up with your ****. They no the good, bad, and the ugly and still choose to be there for you. In all seriousness, they're the people that are there for you no matter what.

I'll agree with that. To me a real friend was somebody you'd do anything for and vice versa.

[Justin]

Well you would be wrong.

[Fanible]

Real friends are like family (or like how families are suppose to be). That you can get on well for years and years, and it doesn't matter what obstacles may get in the way, they'll still be there to talk or hang out. Real friends know how to forgive and forget. Grudges can really kill some "friendships".

[ZombieMan]

Real friends are like this...WATCH...

"Hey Frizzo, I have a chocolate chip cookie stuck in my ass. Will you please get it out with your teeth?!"

[Yoda]

One in balance with the force, a true friend really is.

[Justin]

Easily the worst Yoda impression I have ever seen.

[Escape]

One in balance with the force, a true friend really is.
Yoda, I want you to continue to talk like this for every post. And thank you. ;)

[Ewok Droppings]

Real friends let you shoot bottle rockets out of their butts and make videos of it to post all around the internet.

[Knerys]

Real friends go to great lengths to make you look like an ass in a public forums. And real friends go "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh, lol" when made to look like an ass in a public forum. Then they go off to figure out cruel and unusual ways to get you back. :p

[Ashift30]

Real friends "Ban" you from CS for "life"

[Knerys]

Real friends ban you from CS! when you have a big paper to finish.

[Steve from Indy]

Real friends know what you want for Christmas without asking.

[JBond]

Real friends aren't invisible.

[Steve from Indy]

Real friends aren't invisible.

Are you saying what I think you're saying? :hehe:

[Jason Krueger]

a real friend is someone who doesn't complain when you say their mom is hot.

[Ashift30]

A real Friend doesn't call your mom hot....to your face.

[Ramplate]

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde

and in a similar vein...

"The way to a man's heart, is through his back."
- Drow Proverb

[Ewok Droppings]

Real friends play pranks on people and make them freak out and get disgusted with you until you tell them it was a prank. Sort of like this:

SEtk_WENKZA&feature=related

[Ramplate]

I'd have him arrested for assault - I sure wouldn't shake his hand :D

[Jason Krueger]

If they made a show called Stabbed or Shot would it be as popular as that?

[Handsome Rob]

Real friends recognize that even though they are high pitched voices inside my head (although one sounds like Samuel L Jackson), I don't necessarily have to listen to them.

[Angelixx]

real friends are people you would die for. people who know how you're feeling without you having to say anything. real friends know exactly how to cheer you up instantly. real friends find the dumbest quirks about you the greatest things about you. real friends are people who call you just cus they miss you.

more importantly real friends don't slowly eat away at your confidence like a ****ing brain ninja. i went through high school. i know all about that ****.

this thread upsets me. :angry:

[JBond]

this thread upsets me. :angry:

I agree, we need a new topic:

A real cheeseburger has all the fillings: lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions, ketchup....maybe some sort of BBQ sauce.

But no pickles, because then when you bite into one, the whole thing slides out of the burger and it sits there dangling from your mouth. At this point you can either ripped it off with your hand and put it back in the burger, but that can be really messy. Otherwise, you can eat the whole pickle slice, but then the pickle to rest-of-burger ratio gets messed up.

[Knerys]

but then the pickle to rest-of-burger ratio gets messed up.

I hate it when that happens

[Angelixx]

I agree, we need a new topic:

A real cheeseburger has all the fillings: lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions, ketchup....maybe some sort of BBQ sauce.

But no pickles, because then when you bite into one, the whole thing slides out of the burger and it sits there dangling from your mouth. At this point you can either ripped it off with your hand and put it back in the burger, but that can be really messy. Otherwise, you can eat the whole pickle slice, but then the pickle to rest-of-burger ratio gets messed up.

damn, you're so right on the ball with that one.
its always that ****ing pickle!

[Ewok Droppings]

brain ninja

What exactly is a brain ninja?

[Angelixx]

What exactly is a brain ninja?

it's like a mental terrorist.
just ask dane cook, he'll tell you all about it.
but no seriously: it's from one of his stand up comedy skits. it describes my friend perfectly.

[Handsome Rob]

I agree, we need a new topic:

A real cheeseburger has all the fillings: lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions, ketchup....maybe some sort of BBQ sauce.

But no pickles, because then when you bite into one, the whole thing slides out of the burger and it sits there dangling from your mouth. At this point you can either ripped it off with your hand and put it back in the burger, but that can be really messy. Otherwise, you can eat the whole pickle slice, but then the pickle to rest-of-burger ratio gets messed up.

Really makes my mouth water for a Whopper........damn you King!

[JBond]

I hate it when that happens

damn, you're so right on the ball with that one.
its always that ****ing pickle!

I have to wonder...are one of you better at patronizing me? ;)

[Knerys]

Oh why make it a contest. ;)

[JBond]

You're just upset because Angelixx would have won. ;)

[Knerys]

Oh we just patronize in differnt ways. :p

[Angelixx]

You're just upset because Angelixx would have won. ;)
naturally ;)

Oh we just patronize in differnt ways. :p
jealous. ;)

[Knerys]

Pfft jeaslous is for the witless. :p

[Rogue]

it's like a mental terrorist.
just ask dane cook, he'll tell you all about it.
but no seriously: it's from one of his stand up comedy skits. it describes my friend perfectly.


"You've just driven into ****ville.. and she's the mayor." ;) Probably one of the best quotes from that routine.

[Angelixx]

Pfft jeaslous is for the witless. :p
well said lol

"You've just driven into ****ville.. and she's the mayor." ;) Probably one of the best quotes from that routine.

hahaha. oh god that whole skit is amazing. that line always gets me.
so does "MY FATHER IS A GREAT MAN!!"
so good. haha.

[Diablo]

I'm a real friend.


Enough said.

[Knerys]

*pokes you with a stick*


Yep. Real.

[smokiechimp]

Real friends post on your Facebook wall. Even though they don't really know what they're doing. /\

[Knerys]

:D


That place confuses me to no end. :(

[Ewok Droppings]

That place confuses me to no end. :(

Yes - Thank you! Facebook's layout is annoying.

[Knerys]

It took my 20 minutes to find my brother. MY OWN BROTHER! But it the best way to keep in touch with all the film student I keep meeting. I'm taking baby steps.

[JBond]

I had to fill out a survey recently in class, the first 5 questions asked yes or no questions about my facebook page....there wasn't a "N/A" choice. Am I the last person on the planet not to have one?

[Knerys]

If your the last I was the second to last.....

[Ewok Droppings]

I have a lot of friends on facebook, but every time I go there I just find it frustrating to use.

[Knerys]

That is a understatement....

[Tornado]

That's funny, I went to add you (Knerys and Ewok) but then I remember that I don't actually know your real names. That poses a problem. ;)

[Angelixx]

I had to fill out a survey recently in class, the first 5 questions asked yes or no questions about my facebook page....there wasn't a "N/A" choice. Am I the last person on the planet not to have one?

nope. i have a friend who absolutely refuses. so you're still good ;)

[Knerys]

That's funny, I went to add you (Knerys and Ewok) but then I remember that I don't actually know your real names. That poses a problem. ;)

Thwarted again!!:(

[Papa]

I have real friends. Or at least I think I do.

My best friend was talking to my little brother on Myspace IM, and it has a history on it, so I was pretty much spying on what they said. And then, my best friend says to my little brother, "you know, I like talking to you a HELL of a lot more than Jeff [me]." That hurts, coming from my best friend of 5 1/2 years.

[Tolkien]

That's funny, I went to add you (Knerys and Ewok) but then I remember that I don't actually know your real names. That poses a problem. ;)

Just look for the survey thread that MC117 made. It tells you everything about each of us except our social security numbers and our home addresses. ;)

Oh, and I have 'til this day, not made a Facebook account. I just find the whole thing odd and annoying. I saw my brother's page once and didn't like the layout. I stick with MySpace beause it lets me use overlays on my profile, so I can design it however I want to. Took me a month to come up with the coding for the design I have on there now. Next month I'm going with a Iron Man theme. After that, Dark Knight.

[Knerys]

Didn't put last names in that.

[Tolkien]

I was being sarcastic... shhhhh ;)

[Knerys]

Then be sarcastic with pride!

[Tolkien]

Well of course, with you New Yorkers being the masters of sarcastic pride! :P

[FranklinTard]

i'm over 18... so no myspace or facebook for me....

;)

[Tolkien]

You sir are an arse! :P

[Ewok Droppings]

i'm over 18... so no myspace or facebook for me....

;)

Hey - I have William Shatner as one of my friends on MySpace - and I'm pretty sure he's over 18. ;)