--------Man!

[Olorin]

If you could make any sort of 'something'man, what would you make? What would his super power be? And who would be the love intrest?

BeetleMan can change into a small insect and get smashed easily. BUT he can survive radiation! His love intrest is Faura Gilt, a professional mud wrestler who can bench 330 pounds!

Fecesman! He can projectile-poop! His love intrest is his goldfish, who has been dead for 11 years.

Holy-geez-a-flying-monkey-just-pissed-in-my-eye-man! He has the ability to be pissed in the eye by flying monkeys on command! He doesn't have a love intrest, he has himself.

Any ideas???

-O

[Superman]

Hoboman! He'd carry magical cans of beans, his stick with all his stuff would contain mystic and fantastic stuff.

His love interest would be a shopping cart.

[JBond]

Viagraman!! And his arch-nemisis would be Impotentman!

[Olorin]

Get your mind out of the gutter, Bond, or I will do it for you!

[Olorin]

Viperman! He's like Spiderman, but his name is spelled a little different!

[Doomsday]

How 'bout Toothman, who has the ability to...turn into...a....ummmm........giant...tooth! And he would....hurt..........people.

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
How 'bout Toothman, who has the ability to...turn into...a....ummmm........giant...tooth! And he would....hurt..........people.

Dude, that's so stupid! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Evil Zen]

Ass&Feet man his special power would be to wipe his ass with one lightning swift swipe and any generic toilet paper would be his weakness, and his love intrest would be Ms. Milk of Magnesia. I have nothing for the feet part it sounded good at the time.

[Olorin]

How about Fecesman! He doesn't have the ability to poop! Instead, he can projectile poop out of his eyes, ears, mouth, and nostrils... all on cue! His love interest would be Lois Lane. *tee hee*

[thebtskink]

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[Superman]

Okay we have Ass&Feet Man, Fecesman, Worm Man, Beetleman, Viagraman, Viperman and of course Hoboman. I say they are the next X-Men!!

[Evil Zen]

Ok now lets make up some villians

[Superman]

Originally posted by Evil Zen:
Ok now lets make up some villians

Pencil Shavingsman! He throws pencil shavings at you blinding you or causing you to gag.

[Olorin]

Urineman Vs Fecesman! I can see it now!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Urineman Vs Fecesman! I can see it now!

<Shudders> I'm not going to stay home from school...

[Evil Zen]

comedumpsterman, he's on earth to soak up all of viagramans newly found labido..

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Evil Zen:
comedumpsterman, he's on earth to soak up all of viagramans newly found labido..

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww....

[Evil Zen]

Yes, just the reaction I was looking for...

[KennyMcCall]

I've got one for ya: Bratgirl. a spoiled, bratty cheerleader who likes to lure her male victims into her bed for own disgusting sexual pleasure, then take them for everything they've got afterwards.

[Evil Zen]

I don't know bro, that sounds like a personal experience. Hope it isn't. Ha Ha just kidding, don't take it to heart that was cool but you left yourself wide open for that one, I"m fairly new to these forums and these guys will rip you a new one if you give them a doorway, including me. Ass&feetman would set Bratgirl straight with indurtrial stength zenor diode poop cannon.

Love, Peace, and Hairgrease

[Superman]

Originally posted by KennyMcCall:
I've got one for ya: Bratgirl. a spoiled, bratty cheerleader who likes to lure her male victims into her bed for own disgusting sexual pleasure, then take them for everything they've got afterwards.

Don't we already have that, they're called college girls.

[thebtskink]

Hummingbird-man! He insatiably pecks at worm man!

[SpiderHam]

Bratgirl sounds nice...

[Superman]

Hoboman is still da man! I mean come on, how can you not think that his shopping cartmobile is cool and his cardboard box headquarters is even cooler!

[JBond]

No Viagraman!

[Olorin]

Nothingman! He conquers all! You cannot defeat nothing! You cannot subdue nothing! You cannot ever master... THE NOTHINGMAN!!! He is a lack of all else. He is your GOD!!! (Assuming you worship nothing.)

[JBond]

Or how about Nowhereman! He doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to. Isn't he a bit like you and me!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
Or how about Nowhereman! He doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to. Isn't he a bit like you and me!

Yes, I think we all have a little Nowhereman in us--- Hoboman

[opossum]

Name: Ensammannen.

He is able to steb out of time and watch anyone without beeing seen. He can allso teleport himself.

[Ghost in the Matrix]

Die-in-Style-Man!
An undertaker who gained the power of imortallity after constant touch with the dead.And with that power..well...since he got suicidal tendencies, he tries to die but can't.And we follow his adventures, his stylish attempts of ending his life.For exemple, being run over by a car.Not a normal car, it got to be an audi tt at least, for it has to be with style...

(A little lame...I know)

[Hyperwolf]

No no wait, I got it.
Loserman! He has the power to blow chances with a hot chick! And he can call his mommy for help! He uses his amazing "Immonna tell mommy on you Ray" to save the world from normal people!
-Hyperwolf
I know, I tried too hard.

[welty69]

How about comingsoonman.......he has the power to post uselessly in the forums.............

[sniktawt]

There is a reason why some threads fall to the back of the line.Some should stay there.LOL.
:)

[Havok]

Chinese takeout man - he has chop sticks and carries those little take boxes full of food that he throws at people. He has a side kick cream'of some'youg'boy. He loves cats all over the world.

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Manman, he walks around the city farting, spitting, and eating everything in site, ahhh yes the life of a man, gotta love it.

His sidekick would be Bi(a)tchboy, doing all the work for Manman while he eats all.

[kryptonian_boy]

How about criticman, who has no powers of his own, but passes judgement on everyone and everything else? He would be in the "villain" category, by the way.

[econmists]

Coolman

...that's me. :cool:

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Intohimselfman, that would be you, just kiddin

[Havok]

I think I seen criticman on this site ! several times

[econmists]

Originally posted by PapaGeorgioSmrf
Intohimselfman, that would be you, just kiddin


Bah! I've been unmasked!:alien:

[sniktawt]

Critic man is Marvin's Alter Ego

[freakyplatypus]

Ok... Me and my friends made some characters:
Professor Pube
Flame Douche
Castratio
Master Penis (rapper/superhero)

[Kyle Katarn]

I don't know who I'd be...but my weakness would be Allergens that make me sneeze VIOLENTLY, incapacitating me temporarily!

*aaaaaah...CHOOOOOOOOO!* (sneezes a hole through screen)

[bbf2]

Bumps-Posts-from-Over-Two-Years-Ago Man!

[Tardumb]

Sarcasmo.....-man!

[necronon99]

Haggis Man

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by bbf2
Bumps-Posts-from-Over-Two-Years-Ago Man!

That would be WELTY.LOL.:)

[bjgroves91]

Cockroach man