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FilmJerk
10-05-2005, 04:20 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_en_ce/people_cruise_holmes;_ylt=Ag6cseU7_nIeeHeOQAavBDOs 0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-
NEW YORK - Let the couch-jumping begin:
Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Holmes' pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.
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"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," Lee Anne DeVette, Cruise's spokeswoman, told People.
It would be Holmes' first child. Cruise has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to
Nicole Kidman.
No further details were available. Devette added that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."
Cruise, 43, is now shooting "Mission" Impossible 3."
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I'm happy for the two, dont know why but I just am. A Tom Cruise child not adopted
JBond
10-05-2005, 05:45 PM
Haha, what the hell. I've had cereal longer then they've known each other.
Funny thread title.
Freelow
10-05-2005, 06:05 PM
So, here's the big question: Who's the father?
I believe the rumors that have been floating around about him for a long time now; that he is gay. She's just another beard for the mainstream public.
If he is the father, then the bigger question is: WHAT THE H3LL ARE YOU THINKING KATIE?
Go Red Sox
Where's my elephant?
10-05-2005, 06:06 PM
Congrats to Katie for officially ruining her career/life. I can't believe I used to have the hugest crush on her several years ago. She has definitely changed for the worst overnight.
SuperRyan
10-05-2005, 06:29 PM
Congrats to Tom and Katie.
Wow. This seems like it won't matter to anyone in about...
5...4...3...2...
Go White Sox
halo7
10-05-2005, 06:45 PM
Haha, what the hell. I've had cereal longer then they've known each other.
Funny thread title.
Is it Waffle Crisp? That cereal rocks!
GreenvilleTexan
10-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the upcoming birth of the future leader of the Church of Scientology and ... possibly ... the AntiChrist. Anyway, it sure has Hollywood script potential all over it.
Say, if Scientology frowns on psychiatry, does that mean they also don't believe in artificial insemination?
Boiiinng
10-05-2005, 10:20 PM
I just threw up in my mouth.
Doesn't he already have a few kids?
Cloud Buster
10-06-2005, 01:06 AM
Let the Conanisms begin...
JBond
10-06-2005, 03:08 AM
He already took a poke.
"Katie says she's going to take Tom's name after marriage. So she'll be "Katie Holmes Nutjob".
Freelow
10-06-2005, 06:26 AM
He already took a poke.
"Katie says she's going to take Tom's name after marriage. So she'll be "Katie Holmes Nutjob".
Okay. But when does Conan start making jokes about this?
GreenvilleTexan
10-06-2005, 09:18 AM
Cruise's kids are all adopted, just adding fuel to the "is he or isn't he" fire.
Imagine, both he and Katie might have been virgins when it happened. :omg:
JBond
10-06-2005, 10:37 PM
I seriously doubt either one of them was a virgin. ;)
FilmJerk
10-06-2005, 11:34 PM
would explain why Tom Cruise doesnt look his age :D
ballisticliz
10-07-2005, 01:33 AM
I think it's his kid. We'll know for sure in like 20 yrs from now if it's a boy and has the same nose. Now a girl with that nose would look scary!
FilmJerk
10-07-2005, 08:24 AM
well see them on Maury
woodywoodpecker
10-07-2005, 02:02 PM
I can't wait to see what Conan does with this. the segment where he has two celebrities if they mated. He will probablly show a pic of hilter or something.
*note I wish Katie and Tom the best of luck, really I do. I know Katie is brainwashed and really can't help herself from birthing this creature :alien: .
Doomsday is upon us with in 9 months.
HAHA have you seen the commerical for X-men legends 2. you know when the intro says something like. "What is so evil that evil is afraid of it?" Man would that be perfect right now. :hehe:
woodywoodpecker
10-07-2005, 11:02 PM
man I love conan...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/gorillamafia/if_they_mated.jpg
GreenvilleTexan
10-07-2005, 11:36 PM
:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
parenting would he hard for cruise, he cant exactly tell his children no to stand on the furniture.
FilmJerk
10-08-2005, 11:28 PM
would be funny if it was Chris Klein's kid
JBond
10-08-2005, 11:29 PM
Or Dawson's! OMG!
FilmJerk
10-08-2005, 11:50 PM
yeah....Ive never seen that show....sorry. But i take it dawson is Van der beeek
PsychoMike
10-09-2005, 09:54 AM
I can already... 9 months from now Katie gets all post-pardum(sp?) depressed and stuff and there is Tom "just take some vitamins katie, everything will be OK if you take some vitamines"...
GreenvilleTexan
10-09-2005, 08:04 PM
Also, according to Scientology, the birth has to be performed in complete silence! Anyone want to bet Katie breaks on of those rules if there is about 10 hours of labor?
SuperRyan
10-09-2005, 09:17 PM
I heard Tom had Katie inseminated by Ron L. Hubbard's frozen sperm, for a Scientologist's dream child.
GreenvilleTexan
10-10-2005, 08:53 AM
If true, what a lovely way to say "I love you". For the girl who has everything, frozen Hubbard sperm!
JackBauer
10-10-2005, 04:56 PM
tom is sitting next to me...he's reading thsi right now and he told me to say this to you:
"STFU nerds!!!"
:D
JackBauer
10-10-2005, 04:58 PM
for sure, he is a weird scientology freak, but i don't want to know what he's doing on his day off. he's one of a kind actor and realy deservs respect. these silly speculations are so stupid..
i like you tom :D
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