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Ramplate
07-09-2005, 01:43 PM
Website Wants to "Feed Lindsay"

Fri Jul 08, 7:55 PM ET

A whole lot of people seem to be on a mission to put a little meat on the increasingly prominent bones of Lindsay Lohan.

An online petition titled "Please Lindsay, Eat!" has gathered over 12,500 signatures from concerned individuals, who are united in their preference for the actress' once curvy figure from the days of Mean Girls as compared to her drastically slimmer bod of today.

"To: Lindsay," the petition reads, "We urge you Lindsay to please, pick up a sandwich and eat it, or ice cream, or any food that might put those oh so cute pounds back on."

Many of the undersigned beseech the actress to get help for a presumed eating disorder or drug addiction. A good amount also want the former redhead to return to her natural color rather than her current bottled blonde. Visit for more:

"You looked so much better as a curvy redhead!" one individual weighed in.

"Hollywood has too many skinny blondes! Go back to your natural hair color and healthy weight! Do you have any idea the message you are sending to young girls who look up to you? Please be a positive role model!" another pleaded.

The petition was started by the creators of FeedLindsay.com, a Website devoted to urging Lohan to down a burger or four. The site hopes to further spread its message by hawking T-shirts bearing slogans such as "Feed Lindsay" and "eat."

"Sign the petition and wear your "Feed Lindsay" gear proudly!" the site proclaims. "Let her know that no one wants a skinny malnourished skeleton, but her old curvaceous self! Together we can Feed Lindsay!"

The site also features a computer-generated photo of Lohan's head affixed to an extremely malnourished body as an example of the path down which the actress could be headed.

For her part, Lohan has repeatedly denied that her weight loss is the result of anything but good old fashioned exercise.

However, FeedLindsay.com isn't the only Website calling attention to the Freaky Friday star's diminished figure.

LiquidGeneration.com has created both an online game called Lindsay Lohan's Extreme Diet Chamber (not for the faint of heart) and a fake blog featuring an "Emaciation Proclamation" purportedly written by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan.

The "Feed Lindsay" movement can no doubt be traced back to a similar "Save Mary-Kate" call to action. The site, launched last year to sell T-shirts of the Olsen twin's head on a emaciated body (its motto: "Together we can do this. One T-shirt at a time.") and ostensibly to raise money for eating disorder groups, wound up provoking the ire of its tween-queen subject. The National Eating Disorders Association subsequently refused to accept any donations from the site.

Of course, Lohan isn't the only celeb to be targeted by an Internet movement these days.

Katie Holmes is the topic of discussion at FreeKatie.net, a Website determined to "liberate Katie, a young, gifted actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright! The site sells "Free Katie" gear, as well as shirts and pins bearing slogans such as "Stop Sofa Abuse" and "We're Totally in Love World Tour 2005."

Meanwhile, Holmes' fiance, a retiring fellow by the name of Tom Cruise, has also been the subject of a recent Internet petition. Close to 14,500 people added their signatures to a War of the Worlds/Tom Cruise Boycott addressed to Steven Spielberg.

"Dear Mr. Spielberg," the petition begins.

"We, the undersigned, wish to inform you that we are compelled to boycott your movie War of the Worlds. Our decision is based solely on the abhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise. We will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. Mr. Cruise's actions and comments have been offensive and insulting when not downright laughable."

It's unclear whether the petition, started before the release of War of the Worlds, did anything to put a damper on the film's box office receipts. The film easily topped the box office over the holiday weekend, grossing $77.1 million from Friday to Monday.

Alien
07-09-2005, 02:33 PM
There is a pic of her in the new Empire where they praise her but she looks really bad.

scarlettssextoy
07-09-2005, 03:09 PM
Ye - funny - saw this last week sometime - My gf wants one o the 'Feed Lindsay' T shirts :D

lovenlaughter
07-14-2005, 09:13 AM
LOL, yeah, I saw an article where Lindsay was telling readers about her new "healthy" eating plan and lifestyle. Pretty amusing.

ambrosia
07-16-2005, 07:49 PM
Yeah, this is hilarious. Make the girl even more body conscious than she already is. Utterly hysterical.

Warren
07-16-2005, 08:56 PM
"Dear Mr. Spielberg," the petition begins.

"We, the undersigned, wish to inform you that we are compelled to boycott your movie War of the Worlds. Our decision is based solely on the abhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise. We will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. Mr. Cruise's actions and comments have been offensive and insulting when not downright laughable."

This Tom Cruise **** has gone on long enough. Really, is the stuff he's been doing lately really worthy of the attention it's been getting?


Katie Holmes is the topic of discussion at FreeKatie.net, a Website determined to "liberate Katie, a young, gifted actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright! The site sells "Free Katie" gear, as well as shirts and pins bearing slogans such as "Stop Sofa Abuse" and "We're Totally in Love World Tour 2005."

Since when was Katie Holmes any more gifted? And she's engaged with Tom Cruise, so what? They'll be married a few months, divorce, and then we'll never hear about it again (after a lot of media coverage at first, of course).

As for Lindsay Lohan, I think there are billions of people worse off than Lindsay f**king Lohan. She'll be fine.

Russian girl
07-19-2005, 10:36 AM
Oh yeah i really feel sorry for Lohan that she must become that sick thin just to play in new movie or something....

Neverending
07-23-2005, 03:19 AM
http://www.badlog.nl/images/lindsay_lohan_bikini.jpg
FEED HER! FEED HER!

Warren
07-24-2005, 11:11 AM
OH NO! She's wasting awaaaaaaaaay!!!!

Mr. Blonde1
07-24-2005, 11:49 AM
Lindsay looked so much better when she had some meat on her bones. I miss that Lindsay. The pictures with her skinny body and blonde hair made me gag.

Alien
07-24-2005, 01:34 PM
http://www.badlog.nl/images/lindsay_lohan_bikini.jpg
FEED HER! FEED HER!
Maybe I'm wrong but I think she looks ok there. Her skin is very freckly but that can't be helped. I've seen worse pics in magazines. She's thin in that pic but not overly so.

Ramplate
07-24-2005, 01:38 PM
That's a before pic

Alien
07-24-2005, 02:30 PM
See, yeah that makes sence.

Brenzi51
07-24-2005, 02:35 PM
Does anyone have that empire pic or any recent pic?

Ramplate
07-24-2005, 03:44 PM
This is the only one I could find
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/03/pt_4e_lindsay2_ent-lead__200x231.jpg
http://jessicastop25.50megs.com/artists/pictures/lindsay_lohan.jpg

halo7
07-24-2005, 04:01 PM
Hahaha.

Ramplate
07-24-2005, 04:29 PM
Hahaha.
That's what I posted :confused:

halo7
07-24-2005, 07:21 PM
I know but i circled the guy with the cameras head. His expression is hilarious.

Cloud Buster
07-24-2005, 09:37 PM
http://www.badlog.nl/images/lindsay_lohan_bikini.jpg

She took her vitamins...

kungfuhobbit
07-26-2005, 06:21 AM
Nice to hear Lohan getting some flak, personally I cant stand the ditzy moose.

Tara
07-28-2005, 05:19 PM
I seriously want a badge with "Stop sofa abuse" i would wear it every day.

NastyNas04
07-28-2005, 07:47 PM
I don't like lindsay she gets on my nerves so I refuse to feed her

GSM_blue
08-05-2005, 04:35 AM
:omg: cool

Ewok Droppings
08-06-2005, 09:13 AM
I've got something she could eat ;)