Da' SHADY TURTLE...

[Agent_87]

Welcome to the newest bar in town. Since the Pizza and Hookers club raid, offically scared away the regulars... I was hoping to cash in on the fear!

Everything you loved about ConAir's old place, you'll get here... and more!

Although, i am looking for a full time bartender, and some entertainment, i hope you'll except all your drinks, on the house until 12:00 AM tonight!

.....anybody looking to apply for the postions should talk to me!

Enjoy yourselves!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

<small>[ 03-04-2002, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</small>

[bbf2]

Why is it pitch black in here?

[Nilade]

It should be called the shady Crickets. Hehe. ;)

[Agent_87]

Well.... i guess i'll just drink all this liqour myself.

&lt; 87 grabs a bottle of tequilla off the shelf, and lines up 8 shots... &gt;

....think this will be enough to drown my sorrows?

[rObix]

no no..8 shots is not nearly enough, unless youare chasing it with 8 beers...
you need to drink the whole 5th, man...that'll make you forget who you are.

[Moe Szyslak]

Woah, there's a new bar in town? Uh, you still looking for a bartender?

[Con-Air]

Hey 87, I'll give you a deal. You close down the Shady Turtle and I'll hire you as my new bartender.

[Moe Szyslak]

It's not my establishment to close down. I left the P&H club because the replicator kind of replaced me. I blame myself for installing it. Then there was the raid and Olorin made it go all PC. A place where the beer no longer flows like wine left me feeling useless.

[Agent_87]

(Appears from a cloud of smoke)

&lt; Drunk! yet still functioning like a human being &gt;

...Moe! You got the job!

...............Rob! You looking for work? I need a "pusher" around here! ........Think about it!

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[Agent_87]

Con! i'm sorry but NO DEAL! I now have the BEST bartender in town! ...yes! Now the best bartender, and soon THE WORLD! ahahahahahahaha, ahheheeehehehe.......hee! ........um ya? .........too soon?

[Moe Szyslak]

Hot damn!

&lt;Moe chugs half a bottle of Everclear to celebrate and immediately hits the floor.&gt;

[Agent_87]

....That's comming outta your pay-check!

[Moe Szyslak]

&lt;Moe is in a drunken stuppor.&gt;

I broz frum hookie bar. I no pay.

[TyRoss]

You know 87 bouncing over at the P&H club is getting kinda....well pointless. I've been thinking of changing careers. You want a DJ around here?? I'll even throw in some enforcing whenever you need it just say the word.

- Ty

[Agent_87]

You supply all the fixings, and consider yourself hired!

[TyRoss]

No prob I'll go get my equipment and start setting up.

- TyRoss

[Agent_87]

I'll drink to that!

&lt; lines up 3 shots of bacardi &gt;

[rObix]

someone serve me! vodka, now!

[Moe Szyslak]

&lt;Moe wakes up from his drink induced nap.&gt;

Uh, one vodka for rObix.

[Agent_87]

Hey moe! you think pixi would want a job here? .............i don't really know, what we could have her do. But having her pretty face around couldn't hurt!

[Nilade]

Can someone please make me a Twisted Nipple?

[Moe Szyslak]

It would be nice but it seems she is really devoted to the P&H Club. She is talking about moving it to Miami and having a bunch of specials.

[pixiness]

Come on! The P&H club is more exciting than ever. Gunfights, ninjas, illicit behavior, pixies behaving badly....

Now i could make guest appearances but ::looks around:: I'm gonna need a stage, and a trapeze, and some baby oil, at the VERY least.

And 87, just cuz i've missed you... ::hands him a bag of hallucinagenic pixidust::

Enjoy!

[Agent_87]

Score! &lt; starts sniffing pixidust &gt;


So......... what is it, you desire again?

&lt; pulls out the replicator he stole from te P&H Club... looks over at moe! &gt;

......ahh, don't worry. In my hands, no one can abuse it's power!

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>
Now I could make guest appearances but ::looks around:: I'm gonna need a stage, and a trapeze, and some baby oil, at the VERY least.

Enjoy!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Make me a shopping list Pixi and I'll take care of anything you need or desire.

Oh and I agree the P&H club is a good place ot hang out still but my actual job just got kinda pointless.

(Continues setting up massive speaker systems)

Hey 87 why don't you put some coding on that replicator and keep it locked up behind the bar so no one but you and Moe can use it.

- Ty

[Agent_87]

Moe!?


&lt; Glances over at Moe! &gt;


Ohhh, okay....... you can use it. But NO, replicating women! That's my privilage as Bar Owner, and Resident Pimp!


&lt; 1 Mena Suvari &gt;........


Mena meet Moe... Moe, meet Mena.


&lt; Starts welding a padlock onto the Replicator &gt;

[Agent_87]

Oh! ................Moe, can you get me Rye & Ginger!

[TyRoss]

(finishes contruction on the sound system and DJ booth and starts construction on Pixi's stage)

Sigh, so much work to do.

- Ty

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>(finishes contruction on the sound system and DJ booth and starts construction on Pixi's stage)
</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm sorry, but as an officer of the law *shows badge of Moderatorship* I must inquire as to what this stage will be used for.

[Agent_87]

&lt; puts his arm around Olorin's shoulder... &gt;

Sir! only wholesome entertainment........ you know, the kind you bring a lady too! .........speaking of which!

&lt; walks up to the replicator &gt;

1 Alicia Silverstone, for the Gentleman! :cool:

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>
1 Alicia Silverstone, for the Gentleman! :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

I think she disappeared.

[Wood]

*pops out of replicator* What the-? What am I doing here? I thought I wasn't a part of this story?

[TyRoss]

(pops his head out from beneath a half completed stage)

Olorin think about it like "Moulin Rouge" that was classy entertainment right?? Well this will be kinda like Moulin Rouge (in some ways).

- Ty

[Agent_87]

Wood!? what the hell were you doing, touching my replicator? ...DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S OFF LIMITS!

...Hey wait! ...can you swing a bat? And mouth off to the customers occasionally? ...huh?

...If so, i could use a bouncer around here!

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>(pops his head out from beneath a half completed stage)

Olorin think about it like "Moulin Rouge" that was classy entertainment right?? Well this will be kinda like Moulin Rouge (in some ways).

- Ty</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well... *nervous and sweating* uh... wh-when-I mean when is she... you know - performing. *sudden realisation* I uh, NEED to know... so that I can s-stop her from doing anything wrong. *wipes sweat from brow and licks his chapped lips*

[Agent_87]

That's what i love about these replicants... they know how to please!

Alicia!!! finish up on Olorin, and make yourself scarce!

People wanna drink around here, and you doing "that", in the middle of the bar.... is doing more harm, then good!

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>Wood!? what the hell were you doing, touching my replicator? ...DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S OFF LIMITS!

...Hey wait! ...can you swing a bat? And mouth off to the customers occasionally? ...huh?

...If so, i could use a bouncer around here!

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</strong><hr></blockquote>


Wood trust me if you take a bouncer job you're gonna need a lot more than a bat to keep things in line. Hey guys I just need a little time to put on the finishing touches and then I'll give a full description of the bar. If 87 doesn't like what I've done he can do the remodeling.

- Ty

[Agent_87]

POOF!
&lt; 87 appears in a cloud of smoke &gt;

[Agent_87]

No, it's kewl Ty. I can see from here, that it looks great!

But feel free too show our new patrons around the place. After all, DRINKS are on the house for the next 2 HOURS!!!!!!

[TyRoss]

Ok here's how I see it.

As you walk in the door you're greeted by the main table area. Basic black tables and chairs, on the walls are many murals of diffrent movie stars sitting in a similar setting drinking. With the enormous bar (and the door to the offices which is DNA coded to open only for 87 Moe and myself) sitting around halfway down the back wall (the left hand side when you walk in)and extending into the next area. Which is a games area, with several pool tables, one air hockey one foozball and several various video games. Taking up the entire front half (or right hand side when you walk in) is the main performance / entertainment area. The main part of which is Pixi's stage. Situated right in the center of the front section it has a mainly trapezoidal shape with the larger side facing the back. Two runways lead off either side to mini stages with ummmmm..... support poles on them (yah support poles they'll buy that). A trapeeze can be lowered over the main stage as well as a large projection screen. The stage is also equpped with state of the art lighting and special effects equipment including controled pyrotechnics... all of which are very carfully secured out of any patrons way. The walls are lined in two sections, on the lower level there are the entrances to private buisness rooms ;) , and above them there are spaces for cage dancers (87 replicate whoever you want as cage dancers). The remaining space is taken up by additonal tables and a small dance floor. The DJ booth is situated above the bar where I can not only control the various effects and music (speakers are hidden throughout the bar not visible but they produce a sublime sound) but also where I can keep an eye on everyone and if need be take care of problems with either the many weapons I keep with me, or the mounted M-50 attached to the DJ booth. Performer dressing rooms are located behind the stage area and can only be accessed by 87, Moe and Myself through the Office Doors (which is also the entrance for the DJ booth). Another door exists at the back of the stage but is protected by a form scanning system which will instantly vaporize anyone who tries to sneak in that way, if I don't pick you off trying to cross the stage.

So whattaya think good enough???

- Ty

[TyRoss]

Oh, by the way the kitchens out back (try the wings they're great), and the washrooms are just past the games area.

- Ty

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[Moe Szyslak]

Ah crap...two hours huh? It looks like I'm gonna need a little help.

&lt;Moe runs over to the replicator&gt;

I need the entire crew from the Coyote Ugly film, post haste!

[Agent_87]

Ohhh, good idea!!!

[TyRoss]

(TyRoss starts cranking out some tuneage)

"I will take some requests later in the night but for now well just get things started with a good mix of rock blending into a bit of techno"

- Ty

[Wood]

*pops out of replicator* Uhh...yeah about the coyote ugly thing...they sent me here kind of as a replacement. They said "send the idiot Wood guy. It's not like he does anything around here anyway." I don't really know why they sent me, and I'm sure it must be a let down but I can juggle, and I have a sadistic alter-ego...

[Moe Szyslak]

I run a full service bar. Here are some of the fine non-drink products that you can order from me.

LOTR:
Lembas
Pipe Weed

Harry Potter:
Berty Bots Every Flavor Beans
Chocolate Frogs
Fizzy Wisby's(sp?)
Broom Stick flights

Men in Black:
Neuralizer(only temporary but loads of fun).
Target range out back for shooting Noisy Crickets

Spider-Man:
Pumpkin Bomb test range
Glider race track

X-Men:
War Room(If you have to fight take it here and entertain us all.)

Matrix:
Building jump(Prerequisit - Must be able to say Woah.)

James Bond:
Just about every invention Q ever made.

Blade:
Uh, no Blade items. Don't you realize how hard it is to clean up blood?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I run a full service bar. Here are some of the fine non-drink products that you can order from me.

LOTR:
Lembas
Pipe Weed
</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's it. Do you have a "frequent drinker" sort of membership or anything?

[TyRoss]

Hey Moe, 87 lets get some dancers in those cages everyone pick 1 (and only 1) and we'll get them up there dancing (in the cages, hence the term cage dancers). Make mine a Kristy Swanson.

- Ty

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: TyRoss ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

That's it. Do you have a "frequent drinker" sort of membership or anything?</strong><hr></blockquote>

You'll have to talk with the management.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>Hey Moe, 87 lets get some dancers in those cages everyone pick 1 (and only 1) and we'll get them up there dancing (in the cages, hence the term cage dancers). Make mine a Kristy Swanson.

- Ty
</strong><hr></blockquote>

I would normally pick Zhang but I wouldn't want to see her in a cage...I would want her behind the bar with me. I'll take Demi from Striptease. She seemed to have good moves and that's the main thing to have while dancing in the cage.

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

I would normally pick Zhang but I wouldn't want to see her in a cage...I would want her behind the bar with me. I'll take Demi from Striptease. She seemed to have good moves and that's the main thing to have while dancing in the cage.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Perhaps I should define the term "cage" better. Most bars I've been to that have cage dancers there are not actual cages but rather balconys with maybe 1 or 2 bars for the dancers to play off of. That is more what I was envisoning here.

- Ty

[Moe Szyslak]

Still, I would rather have Demi to watch while Zhang was a bit closer.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Still, I would rather have Demi to watch while Zhang was a bit closer.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Zhang... ooooooh. :o

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Uh, no Blade items. Don't you realize how hard it is to clean up blood?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I have NO idea...Please explain............

[Madness]

Oh, and PS: The Pizza and Hookers had a certain zing to it, maybe it was the4 pIzza, maybe the Hooker, who knows??? But "The Shady Turtle?!?!? What the hell is a shady turtle??? That doesn't invite chaos, anarchy and destruction!!! It doesn't say, "Hey, come in here. You'll get blown!!! It doesn't enstill me with a sense of DREAD!!!! I DON'T FEEL LIKE ENTERING A CLUB NAMED THE "SHADY TURTLE"!!!!!!...........One beer please...............

[Rogue]

So, which club should I spend my time in? Which is better?

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay, you can have a beer. And in case you were wondering, the reason why I left P&H was because I was no longer needed. The replicator I stole had taken over and I felt like there was nothing more I could do there.

Here is a Duff Zero...let me know what you think.

&lt;Moe leaves Madness to go laugh&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>So, which club should I spend my time in? Which is better?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I kind of do miss working over at the Pizza and Hookers Club...but my services were no longer needed. Since I work here though I don't think you can take my word for it.

[Rogue]

Anyone else have any input?

[TyRoss]

Well the P&H club is a good place to hang, I also left becase I felt my services were a little more than pointless (I was the bouncer and these guys tend to bounce themselves really) but I'll still be around there from time to time. Were trying for a similar attraction here but just a little diffrent. A little more clubish than bar/brothelish (at least thats what I thought we were trying for). We're just starting out here so it may take some time for the action to get into full swing. I'd really reccomend hanging at both clubs. Oh and Madness if "The Shady Turtle" doesn't inspire mayhem then that means you can be more creative and give it a reputation. Right?

- Ty

[FonceDieu]

hey they both serve alcohol that's all that really matters. hell there is a redneck bar just half a mile from where i'm sitting now called the rainbow where fighting is almost as common as drinking. So there really isn't much in a name

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Anyone else have any input?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Each place has different qualities that makes it one upon it's self. To compare would not be fair because it depends on what you like, most people end up hanging at both..............

Hey... even if this bar does force mine to shut down at least I'm filthy stinkin rich from the club. Little advice 87: Don't put money into the bar, steal everything you need!!!

[Rogue]

*walks in* What's up?

[TyRoss]

(Walking to the bar as an extra long version of "Stairway to Heaven" starts playing)

"Not much Rouge, how you doin'."

"Hey Moe can I grab a Scotch"

(Moe tosses Ty a scotch)

- Ty

[Rogue]

Doin' good, Ty. I want a margarita.

[TyRoss]

So.... you're new around here right. Ok well welcome to the Shady Turtle, if you want anything just let us know, Moe is the best bartender in the biz and also has some other activities such as Matrix style building jumping available.

(Moe gets Rouge a margarita)

Me I'm up in the booth most of the time (points up to the DJ booth). But if there's anything I can do just get my attention with the DJ booth phone there at the end of the bar. 87 owns the place, he's usually wandring around somewhere. By the way I'm not hitting on you or anything (I'm married) but you're cute. If you want to try cage dancing above the stage there just let me or Moe or 87 know ok. See you in a bit I have to change songs.

(takes his drink and heads back up to the booth)

- Ty

[Rogue]

*sips her margarita and looks around*

[Rogue]

Wow..the club is empty..

[TyRoss]

Sorry. It's a little more interesting when Moe and 87 are around too. Not to mention when we get a few more patrons in.

- Ty

[FonceDieu]

boredom

[Rogue]

I'll just get drunk and dance on the bar..

[FonceDieu]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>I'll just get drunk and dance on the bar..</strong><hr></blockquote>

sounds like a plan too bad i aint got any singles

[Rogue]

I need some vodka.

[FonceDieu]

I happen to have a bottle of vodka sitting on my desk unfortuntely that's about a 4 hour drive from you.

[Rogue]

I have to be really drunk to dance on the bar, lol. :p

[TyRoss]

Well you're in a bar so get drunk it's what we're here for. Oh but if you're going to dance then use the dance floor or have one of us set you up in one of the "cages". I'm sure Moe wouldn't appreciate having his glassware stomped ;) .

- Ty

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>I have to be really drunk to dance on the bar, lol. :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

I can solve that!!! (Madness grabs a bottle of moonshine off the counter, opens it, and shoves it down Rogues throat, emptying the bottle into her belly.)
There!! (Tosses bottle.) Now you shoud be perfect to go!!!......(Rogue sways for a moment, slurs trying to say something, her eyes cross-eyed, steps back and passes out on the floor, a big grin on her face.)

Uh-oh...No good can come of this...........http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon3.gif...Unless...hehehe...(Madness begins unbuttoning the comatose southern belle.......)

Oooo, Im so bad,................

[Moe Szyslak]

Hey guys, I'm ready to start my shift.

&lt;Moe looks down and sees Madness undressing a girl that is passed out on the floor&gt;

Uh, I think I'll take my break right now.

[Madness]

No, actually Moe Im glad you're here!! Here, help me with her....grab her legs.............

[bbf2]

Oh, what would this poor girl's mother think of this thread?

[Moe Szyslak]

I have a new drink special going today...$1 Screaming Vikings. Just let me know if you want your cucumber bruised or not.

[Rogue]

wakes up Madness, what the hell are you doing? pushes him off and buttons her shirt :mad: :rolleyes:

[Rogue]

I'm from Arkansas, moonshine doesn't have that effect on anyone over the age of 10 here.

[Moe Szyslak]

I have somebody to introduce to all the patrons. Along with Ty, 87, the girls of Coyote Ugly and myself we have a new worker here at the club. He's somebody that will make everyone feel better about themselves. Permit me to demonstrate.

Am I the best bartender in the world?

The Brain - Yesss!!!

Thank you, Brain. You can't help but love a little mouse with an Orsen Welles complex.

[Rogue]

So, about this cage dancing.. ;) Since I'm still a druken stupor..

[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Rogue ]</p>

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>wakes up Madness, what the hell are you doing? pushes him off and buttons her shirt :mad: :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

(Points at Moe.)

It was his idea!!!!! I swear!!! ..............

[Rogue]

Uh huh..sure. Ya'll just want me naked. ;)

[Olorin]

*Olorin busts into the room with a 9 milli in hand*

This is the LAW! What is going on in here? I got reports of attempted rape!

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Uh huh..sure. Ya'll just want me naked. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey whatever you're comfortable with, Moe let her up to the cages will ya.
Oh and Olorin ummmm.... ask Rouge.

- Ty

[Rogue]

I think I'll stay dressed for now. ;)

[TyRoss]

Thats fine there should be some "costumes" ;) in the dressing rooms too. Pick out something if you like. Take the cage in between Kristy and Demi.

- Ty

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Uh huh..sure. Ya'll just want me naked. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Whoa! I always come in at just the right time! :D :D :D

[Rogue]

climbs into the middle cage Okay..music please? ;)

[TyRoss]

Since it's your first time in the cage anything you'd like.

- Ty

[FonceDieu]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>I'm from Arkansas, moonshine doesn't have that effect on anyone over the age of 10 here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm actually preparing to brew a batch

[Agent_87]

POOF!!!!

&lt; 87 Apears in a cloud of smoke &gt;

'Cough' 'Cough'
.......ohhhh, she'it son! Those fu(kers, got some "Bomb" tings!

&lt; looks around &gt;

Where did Piper go? She was supposed to fix me a drink!!!!

....MOE!?!? ...these girls, you replicated are slacking on the job!!! I'll have MADNESS kill them... &lt; looks at MADNESS, then back at Moe &gt; ...and then you can go replicate some new ones!

...Oh, by the way MADNESS. Here's the forms i need you too sign. .....you GOT the JOB, you fool!!! YOU are my new Security Cheif/Bouncer!!!!!

...have Moe replicate you ANY "tools" you may need!

:eek:

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>...Oh, by the way MADNESS. Here's the forms i need you too sign. .....you GOT the JOB, you fool!!! YOU are my new Security Cheif/Bouncer!!!!! </strong><hr></blockquote>

Are you sure you wanna do that after whats happening in the P&H club right now.

- Ty

[pixiness]

:: looks around ::

Hmmm. it seems like Rogue is handling you all quite well...

:: yells to Rogue in one of the "cages" ::

Sweet Thang! They're all yours! I've got a list of their favorite "entertainment" for most of these guys. Be Good! or if not Be Good at it! Drop by the P&H any old time you wish.

::grabs Madness's leash with one hand and the front of his pants with the other ::

And as long as you don't mind, I'm taking HIM back with me. Come on, Madness, sweetie... I've got something SPECIAL planned for you

[TyRoss]

Actually Pixi I built the stage just for you if you want to use it sometime.

- Ty

[pixiness]

Oh, I know that, But it's not like I need to service every bar in CS! and it's surrounding areas.... Maybe I'll do guest appearances. Looks like i need an agent now....

[Rogue]

pixi, I can go if you want to take center stage..I'm not doing too good with this anyway.

[pixiness]

What are you kidding? Please... enjoy yourself... have a good time... Make 'em squirm. It's fun!

[Rogue]

I'm not exactly sure how to make 'em squirm..that's why I'm not good at it.

[Agent_87]

&lt; hands blocking the view of his crotch &gt;

Oh No! Trust me Rouge......... everything you're doing looks good from here!

[Agent_87]

&lt; turns toward pixi &gt;

Did i hear, you need an AGENT?????
...and what am i, chop liver?

[Rogue]

Hmm..I need a new costume..what should I get?

[pixiness]

87, darling... You've got the job... I just didn't want to IMPOSE. Now will you be taking a standard percentage or shall i be compensating you in "other" ways?

[Agent_87]

Hmmm.... i don't know. Lets go over too the replicator, and you can pick out something that shows off that great figure of yours. :p


&lt; Hands still hiding his crotch, as Rouge passes him &gt;

......mmm!

[Agent_87]

Huh?

&lt; startled by pixi &gt;

What? oh, &lt; thinks to himself &gt;...

You know, i think i'll take the second thing you said!

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Hmm..I need a new costume..what should I get?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I still have Leia's "slave girl" outfit...will that do???

[Rogue]

Hey pixi, I need your help to pick out something good! What should it be?

[TyRoss]

Depends entirely on what kind of image you want to show. Personally I think you would look great in blue, now if you want more of a sultry look lingerie always works in any variety. Otherwise stuff like tight leather or latex is usually very effective at turning guys on. Considering your look you might be better with the lingerie, it might accentuate your particular features better. Just my opinion mind you.

- Ty

[Rogue]

Well guys, I need some input here..

[pixiness]

well, since you asked for my input....


A couple of the fellas are really drawn to leather, a few are BIG fans of naughty school girl outfits, and now that i think of it, you're a cute female, so pretty much ANYTHING works... One tip: make sure it's completely machine washable... you know, in case someone loses control.... of their drink, yeah that's it ;)

[Rogue]

How about a school girl outfit? I actually have one of those..short plaid skirt, white button-down shirt (tied up at the waist) and pigtails? Or no?

[Rogue]

I seriously doubt anyone would "spill their drink" over me.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>How about a school girl outfit? I actually have one of those..short plaid skirt, white button-down shirt (tied up at the waist) and pigtails? Or no?</strong><hr></blockquote>That would work very very nicely.....

[Rogue]

That I can do..I have these cute white thigh hi's with lace. I guess I could use those as well. ;)

[Spider-Gamer]

Hi everyone. I was wondering what club should I join? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[Agent_87]

WELCOME to the Shady Turtle my friend! Here is one of our frequent buyers cards...

You first 3 drinks are on the house... just tell the bartender how your feeling today, and he'll fix you up with whatever he thinks will put you in the right mood!! ;)


We have dancers, strippers, good music, unstained walls(hidden shot at the P&H club) ...and the abilty to replicate anything you think might be missing!!!


...enjoy!

[Rogue]

&lt;puts on her school girl outfit complete with white thigh hi's&gt;


I'm ready to go back to the cage!

&lt;climbs in the middle cage and starts dancing again&gt;

[Agent_87]

Ohhh Rouge!.... The school-girl look, is awsome. Except, could you loose the white dress shirt, and wear this instead (Hands Rouge a tiny t-shirt with the club name on it)

...i think this will better accentuate your ...um. ....You know!!

[Rogue]

&lt;changes into the club shirt and spins around for 87&gt; Well boss?

[Agent_87]

...oh, MY, God!

&lt; Jaw drops open &gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;looks puzzled&gt; What?

[Rogue]

Does it look bad?

[Moe Szyslak]

Kinda, better just get rid of your clothes all together. ;)

[Rogue]

;) Maybe later.

[Spider-Gamer]

Im starting to like this club! ;)

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Spider-Gamer ]</p>

[Rogue]

Gamer, you're too young to see that. :rolleyes:

[FonceDieu]

this could get a bit more interesting

[Rogue]

&lt;keeps dancing in her cage&gt; I need a drink.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong> ;) Maybe later.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Promise? :D

[Rogue]

Perhaps.. ;) I like to keep an air of mystery about me.

[Moe Szyslak]

Oh, I suppose I should announce the drink special tonight.

Shots of Miami Beach Love Potion are only $2.

1/2 oz. Coffee Brandy
1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
1/2 oz. Irish Cream

[Spider-Gamer]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Gamer, you're too young to see that. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL! :D

[Rogue]

I need something that's really tasty and that'll get me really drunk, really fast. ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

I could get you a long island if you really want one...enjoy.

[Rogue]

Yes, please!

[TyRoss]

In honor of Rouges first full night on the job tonight is a classic rock night. A lot of Queen, Aerosmith, some Beatles thrown in maybe some Sprigsteen basicly anything she wants to dance to. Just give me your playlist Rouge you look mah-velous. Moe I could use a few scotches up here in the booth thanks.

- Ty

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>In honor of Rouges first full night on the job tonight is a classic rock night. A lot of Queen, Aerosmith, some Beatles thrown in maybe some Sprigsteen basicly anything she wants to dance to. Just give me your playlist Rouge you look mah-velous. Moe I could use a few scotches up here in the booth thanks.

- Ty</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think you've had a few too many Ty. You keep calling Rogue, Rouge. And why am I missing my bottle of 15 year old scotch. TY!!!!

[TyRoss]

Ty: Ahhhh c'mon (belch) Moe just one more bottle then I'll be good eh. Heck I'll even buy it instead of my usual comped drinks. (belch)

Moe: No

Ty: Why because I can't call Rou...I mean Rogue by her name properly? (big barney belch)

Moe: Yep

Ty: Fair enough I (slurred). Just cut me off earlier tommorow o (belch) kay.

Moe: Definately

- Ty

In all fairness sorry Rogue it's the Canadian thing I'm too used to the ou combo.

[Rogue]

Whatever works for ya'll.

[bbf2]

Moe: I think you've had enough for a night.

bbf2: (hiccup) I'll tell you when I've had enough! (smases beer bottle against bar and threatens Moe, before collapsing)

[Moe Szyslak]

&lt;Moe lifts bbf2's wallet.&gt;

Easiest way to collect on people's tab. Get them so liquored up that they can't even run away.

[Agent_87]

POOF!!!

&lt; 87 exits a smoky room located near the bar &gt;

..............Dat she'its still going if anyone wants in!!!!

Moe! ...Can i get a Carlsberg!?

&lt; looks up at Rogue, dancing in her cage &gt;

Why do i always wanna f**k the entertainment?

[Moe Szyslak]

You can whatever you want, you're the owner. But I am a bit concerned. Why did you ask me to be the entertainment?

[Spider-Gamer]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>WELCOME to the Shady Turtle my friend! Here is one of our frequent buyers cards...

You first 3 drinks are on the house... just tell the bartender how your feeling today, and he'll fix you up with whatever he thinks will put you in the right mood!! ;)


We have dancers, strippers, good music, unstained walls(hidden shot at the P&H club) ...and the abilty to replicate anything you think might be missing!!!


...enjoy!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I got to hand it to you Agent_87. You got one mighty fine club here! :D

[Agent_87]

Thanx Spider!

....and Moe, i never said anything about you "Entertaining"!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Oh sure, when the lights are on your story changes. ;)

[Rogue]

&lt;keeps dancing, looks down and winks at 87&gt; How am I doing boss?

[Moe Szyslak]

87 doesn't appear to be around so I'll ask the Brain. Do you think she's doing a good job Brain?

Brain - Yeesss!!!

[pixiness]

::walks in the door::

Well, I'M VERY proud of her... Yeah Rogue!!!

::goes and sits on 87's lap::

So, 87, what's a girl gotta do to show you she still loves you?

[TyRoss]

Mysteriously wihtount a hangover, TyRoss begins tweaking the sound system, and adding a few lights he missed. It doesn't take long. When he finishes he surveys the bar and comes to a desicion.

"Well Rogue if Pixi isn't gonna use the main stage do you want to?"

- Ty

[Olorin]

So where exactly are these "shady turtles" that I keep hearing me about? *sees Rogue* Whoa!

[pixiness]

I never said i wouldn't EVER use the main stage... I haven't hung up my spurs just yet you know...

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>I never said i wouldn't EVER use the main stage... I haven't hung up my spurs just yet you know...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Kinky!

[pixiness]

that's not kinky.... Kinky would be sharpening my spurs ;) :p

[Moe Szyslak]

I was actually going for a Leslie Nielsen style Kinky from Naked Gun. Eh, nevermind....continue dancing on 87's lap.

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>I never said i wouldn't EVER use the main stage... I haven't hung up my spurs just yet you know...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh I know but it seems a waste to just have it empty most of the time. So I thought Rogue could use it until then. Just let us know whenever you wish to perform Pixi. Assuming Rogue does head down to the main stage we need five more girls replicated for the "cages" too any ideas??? Right now we have Kristy Swanson and Demi Moore up there with the Coyote Ugly girls and Zhang behind the bar with Moe.

- Ty

[pixiness]

Rogue is more than welcome to use the stage... Who knows, if I get drunk enough, maybe I'll join her for some "real" entertainment....

My requests for a replicated woman (you know, to "perform" with) Liz Hurley.... she's my dream goddess

[Rogue]

&lt;climbs down out of the cage&gt; I need a break..and a drink!

[pixiness]

Moe!!!!!! get this woman some alcohol... STAT!!

[Rogue]

Exactly- suprise me! Something I've never had before.

[TyRoss]

Hey Moe how about a Ice Cappachino to the booth. Thanks. Hey Rogue.

[Rogue]

Hey Ty! Play me something good.

[TyRoss]

(Ty pops in "Tie Your Mother Down" by Queen)

This ok?

[Rogue]

&lt;climbs back into the cage and waves at Ty&gt; Works for me! ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

Damn, missed Rogue before she got on stage...oh well, there's a Reggae Ambassador waiting for you when you get down.

5 oz. Citrus Vodka
Pine Orange Banana Fruit Juice
4 tsp. Sugar
Strawberries

And an Iced Cappachino for the DJ.

[Rogue]

&lt;waves down at Moe and finishes her dance&gt; Be there in a second!

[Rogue]

&lt;climbs out of the cage&gt; Time for another break..


&lt;walks over to the bar and takes her drink&gt; Thanks Moe!

[Moe Szyslak]

No problem, just let me know if you want another.

[Olorin]

Just out of curiousity, who is watching this that doesn't work at the bar?

[Moe Szyslak]

Well, you are now.

[TyRoss]

Well Olorin you've made a few appearances, Pixi doesn't technicly work here. Madness has popped in (but dissapeared after he was hired). And we've had appearances by several others. Including Con-Air and Fonce. It still hasn't quite caught onn the way the P&H club has but we're working at it.

- Ty

[Olorin]

And why exactly are you guys doing this sort of this?

[TyRoss]

Because we're having good clean fun. With music and dancing and alchohol.

- Ty

[Agent_87]

&lt; 87 crawls out from under a table, where the coyote ugly girls were seated! &gt;

........SCOTCH, stat!

&lt; looks up at Rouge dancing away &gt;

Wow! This girl is like a machine. ...kinda like me, during sex!

&lt; glances over at pixi, and winks &gt;

.......right!?

&lt; notices moe, winking at him &gt;

........SCOTCH! ...and i was DRUNK, okay!

[TyRoss]

Looks like in between me and 87 we better have a very large scotch shipment coming in soon.

[Moe Szyslak]

I don't go in for those back door shananigans(sp?) 87. Here's your Scotch 87.

And her name is Rogue, not Rouge.

[Spider-Gamer]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>&lt; notices moe, winking at him &gt;

........SCOTCH! ...and i was DRUNK, okay!</strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL! :D

[Agent_87]

&lt; looks over at spider............ &gt;

At least someone is getting my jokes!

And i know about Rogue's name............ it was a type-o!

[Spider-Gamer]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>&lt; looks over at spider............ &gt;

At least someone is getting my jokes!

And i know about Rogue's name............ it was a type-o!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Is that a good thing? :D

[Olorin]

*Swings in from out of nowhere* AAAAUUUURRRROOOOOGGGGAAA - *inhale* - AAAAPPPPUUUUULLLLLOOOOOZZZZZAAAAA!!! *grabs Rogue from her cage and swings out the window on the other side*

That was too easy...

*Swings into the builing again (on a vine, in case you did not know) and grabs random drunks and staff members before swinging out the opposite side. When he runs out of people to get out, he starts putting the drunks back in, and then deposits a couple thousand angry baboons, who immediately dispatch the entire facility*

[Rogue]

&lt;drops to the ground dizzy&gt; I think I'm gonna be sick..

[Olorin]

*Swings by Rogue, dropping a pack of "Mentos" squarely into her hand* TTTHHHHHEEEE FRRREEEEESSSSSHHHHMMMMAAAAAA - *inhale* - AAAAKKKKKEEEERRRRRR!!!!

[ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Rogue]

&lt;looks at the mints&gt; Now I'm confused and sick.

[Olorin]

*Swings by once more, and drops a Philosophy magazine onto the floor next to her* IIIIITTTTT HHHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDSSSSS TTTTTHHHH - *inhale* - HHEEEEEE AAAAAANNNNNSSSSSWWWWWEEEEERRRRRSSSS TTTTHHHHHAAAA - *inhales* - AAATTTTTT YYYYYOOOOOOUUUU SSSSSEEEEEEEE *loses hold on vine and falls* EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!

[Rogue]

&lt;looks at the magazine&gt; Now I'm more confused than ever..

[Olorin]

*Gets up and dusts himself off, then walks over to Rogue and picks up the newspaper* WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL, FFFFFFIIIIII - *inhale* - IIINNNNNNEEEEEEE, TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEEENNNNN!!!! *Turns around and walks away*

[Rogue]

&lt;looks perplexed&gt; <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[Rogue]

Oh well, I look cute when I'm confused anyway. &lt;sits there on the ground&gt;

[Olorin]

I'll be honest with you, I'm pretty lost too... in fact, I forget how this all really started. And Mentos? What was I thinking. Here, get up, I'll buy you a drink. [b]*turns to face the bar, and notices the thousands of baboons beating down the walls*[/i] On second thought, how about a burger?

[Rogue]

Works for me. &lt;stands up&gt;

[Olorin]

Oh... um... I wasn't expecting this to work so well... babycakes. *cringing, Olorin bites his thumb as he turns away and curses under his breath*

[Rogue]

Hmm..that's one I haven't heard in a while. ;)

[Olorin]

*finishes swearing quietly to himself and turns back to face Rogue* Well, yeah... I'm a rare jewel in a world of ... things that aren't... aren't jewels. *resumes swearing and biting thumbs while facing away*

[Rogue]

That's good, I guess.

[Olorin]

*wipes the tears from his eyes and wheels around* Sorry... *sniff* So... we're kind of alone in the topic. It's a little scary.

[Rogue]

&lt;hands you a tissue&gt; You're scared to be alone with me? ;)

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;hands you a tissue&gt; You're scared to be alone with me? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Well... *wiping at eyes* You were kind of dancing in cage only 20 or so posts ago... I think that's a little freaky.

[Spider-Gamer]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>*wipes the tears from his eyes and wheels around* Sorry... *sniff* So... we're kind of alone in the topic. It's a little scary.</strong><hr></blockquote>

In the CS fourms... NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM! :D

[Rogue]

Oh..

&lt;breaks down into tears&gt;

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Spider-Gamer:
<strong>

In the CS fourms... NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Of course not, you twit. It's all text. :rolleyes:

Just kidding. :D

[Spider-Gamer]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong> It's all text. :rolleyes:

Just kidding. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

That explains a lot! :D

[ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Spider-Gamer ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Oh..

&lt;breaks down into tears&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, you're not dancing now! It's cool... it's cool. *hands back the tissues, realises their already wet* Geez, these are pretty much useless now.

[Rogue]

&lt;sits on the ground crying&gt;

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;sits on the ground crying&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

Alright, what exactly do I have to do to make it up to you? ... Hmmm, I know... *runs up to a telephone pole and jumps at it in a straddling position, but stops two inches away from the bar and flies backwards* Nope, not going to happen.

Come on, throw me a bone here!

[Rogue]

Nothing, I'm fine. &lt;wipes her eyes&gt;

[Olorin]

Oh poop, I crossed 5500 without knowing it... another Milestone... GONE!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Spider-Gamer:
<strong>

In the CS fourms... NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

What are you talking about? Yeah you can! I'm hearing you scream right now!

[Rogue]

&lt;starts crying again&gt;

[Spider-Gamer]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

What are you talking about? Yeah you can! I'm hearing you scream right now!</strong><hr></blockquote>

What? Why would I scream now? Any I am going to sleep. Goodnight everybody. :D

[TyRoss]

(As he finishes gunning down the baboons (damn dirty apes) TyRoss notices Rogue. He comes down to the main floor and kneels beside her.)

Hey it's not your fault whatever it is. Lets grab you a shake and then come up to the booth. Well get the clone Kristy Swanson on the stage and you can run the pyrotechnics. Whataya say sound good?

- Ty

[Agent_87]

POOF! &lt; 87 appears in a puff of smoke! &gt;

Hey yah'll! ......i swear this magic teleportation pipe, is the best thing i ever replicated.

...Hey!? why does the club look so beat up?

Moe: Olorin was being disruptive again!

&lt; 87 glances squarly at Olorin! &gt;

.....all this to impress a lady i'll bet!

Moe! Get me a beer, and Olorin a broom! ...he's got some cleaning to do!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>Moe! Get me a beer, and Olorin a broom! ...he's got some cleaning to do!</strong><hr></blockquote>

*mumbling* always making me clean. "ooooohm no! dont you dare look at the girls, you just keep cleaning" i'll show you guys... i'll show you...

[Agent_87]

&lt; looking up, he realizes his new infatuation Rogue, is crying &gt;

........and why is that cutie crying?

Olorin! ...........what did you do!?

[ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>........and why is this beautiful lady &lt; looking at Rogue &gt; crying?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think it was the baboons, mentos, and the philosophy magazines that did it. My bad... :(

[TyRoss]

It's ok 87 we're gonna get her a creme de cacao/irish cream milkshake and then let her run the pyro show while a replicant dances. Should cheer her up some.

- Ty

[Agent_87]

Alright! But if that dosen't work, send her to my office. An hour with me, and i know she'll leave with a smile!

[Agent_87]

&lt; looks around the room &gt;

Any Jokes, and i'll replicate a Richard Simmons to "entertain"

[pixiness]

oooh Richard Simmons at the Shady Turtle...

That's gonna attract a whole different crowd from what i think you intended 87.

[Madness]

(Madness suddenly walks in, and after days of disappearance, finally comes to "work".....(What, you think the insane are good at holding jobs!!! Sheesh.....)

Madness- Alright head of security here, empty yer pockets, lets go, c'mon, no stallling....YOU!!!! Empty the pockets!!! (Madness begins taking everyones drugs, weapons and other related paraphenalia.) Alright, you'll get this stuff back when you leave.

Patrons- Really?!?!

Madness- ....Nah!! (Madness begins doing their drugs in front of them, gets so strung out that he thinks he's an army commando, and runs around the club playing search and destroy with the furniture.) I got you, you damn chair!!!! (Smashes chair into a million pieces)

87- Hey!!!! Someone has to pay for that!!!

Madness- Oh....hehehe..Ok (Madness confiscates Olorins wallet.) Yah, police business, top secret, highly confidental, need to know basis...
Here you go 87, we got mastercard, Visa, an organ donor card, and something that says he needs insulin...Will this do?? (Hands 87 the wallet full of cash.)

87- Quite nicely. Good work!! Keep this up and you'll get a promotion!!! Head security/Pimp Daddy Kane!! You'd be working with the entertainment!!

Madness- Hmmmm, I think I should "dive into" this project. Take a "hands on" approach. Fu&k the entertainment 'til I'm dried out of bodily fluids!!! (87 simply stares at Madness) Uh, scratch that last one..............

Olorin- But my baby pics are in that wallet......

[Rogue]

&lt;follows Ty to the booth&gt; Okay boss, what do I do? I need a break from the cage.

[pixiness]

:: tries to sneak in quietly, but is doing a horrible job since she is naked and positively smashed on champagne. She notices 87 staring ::

Shhhhh. I'm in disguise ::giggle::

::walks over to replicator, whispers something, then holds out a huge bag that begins to fill rapidly::

Thanks 87, I was all out... If you want some, You know where to find me...

[Moe Szyslak]

&lt;Moe simply stares as pixi moves across the room to the replicator without any clothes on. Unfortunately, the replicator is coded to only work for the employees of the club. She seems to think that she got something from it though.&gt;

Alright, who turned on the NO2 again?

[pixiness]

which is precisely why Madness cut off 87's extra thumb and gave it to me as a present.... Silly boy!

[Rogue]

&lt;looks around&gt; I'm so confused again..missing thumbs, pixi is naked. What's going on?

[pixiness]

::screams from outside where she is loading a delivery truck::

Don't worry Rogue, you'll get used to it...

[Rogue]

&lt;puts her head in her hands&gt; Insanity must run rampant around here! :p

[pixiness]

Insanity, bad behavior, death, dismemberment, mayhem, drunkenness, debauchery...

::sigh:: there's no place like home.

[Rogue]

&lt;sits in the booth looking lonely&gt;

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;sits in the booth looking lonely&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

Good lord, what's a guy to do? Beautiful girl looks lonely. I'm just joining the discussion, and I don't have anyone to really talk to. The lack of choices is disgusting!

Hi Rogue.

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;sits in the booth looking lonely&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry Rogue I was just making sure no-one tampered with the pyrotechnics. Ok all you have to do is psh these buttons here and things will happen.

(Rogue pushes a button and showers of sparks erupt on the sage in a cascade)

Very good, now just have fun with it. Do what you like theres all sorts of effects here that travel around the bar. And they all have several charges to them. Ask if you need help.

- Ty

[Rogue]

&lt;starts pushing buttons and watches the spark fly&gt; Sure I won't set the place on fire?

[Nilade]

The only thing you set on fire was my heart!

[TyRoss]

Dont worry about it the walls are asbestos... did I say that out loud??

[Rogue]

&lt;sits back down and looks around&gt; That was exciting.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Did I hear fire?

*Frizzo pulls a zippo and a can of hairspray out of his bag o' props*

[TyRoss]

(whispers to Rouge as he points) thats the one we use if someone ticks us off send one straight at the audience

[Rogue]

&lt;pushes the button&gt; Watch out everyone..I just wanted to see what it looked like. &lt;looks innocent&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's the drink special for tonight, a punch called the Turtle Blaster.

26 oz. Vodka
26 oz. Melon Liqueur
8 cups of Cooler (Tropic-kiwi flavor preferable)
8 cups of 7-Up

Like over at the P&H there is a Shirley Temple waiting for Olorin.

[Rogue]

&lt;waves at Moe from the booth&gt; I'm glad you whipped up something because I'm thirsty!

[Moe Szyslak]

No problem, I thought it was a fitting punch for the club.

[Rogue]

Dang, if I keep drinking like this in both places..who knows what might happen!

[Moe Szyslak]

You'll become one of us.

&lt;Chants start coming from the other posters.&gt;

One of us, one of us.

[Agent_87]

POOF! &lt;87 appears in a cloud of smoke&gt;

.........Damn! ...that she'its got some bite to it! ...Moe! another beer, i got the pasties.

&lt;87 notices Rouge staring&gt;

...cotton-mouth honey! ...hmmm, moe why does it look like someones been touching the replicator?

......and Moe!? ...why is pixi, standing naked outside?

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's your beer.

pixi was saying something about waiting for a shipment. Also, I think we need to add more security to the replicator. Sorry to hear about your thumb.

[Rogue]

&lt;comes down from the booth and sits at the bar&gt; What should I do now?

[Moe Szyslak]

I would say mingle with the customers but there don't seem to be any.