Da' SHADY TURTLE...

[Moe Szyslak]

How could you not think that this guy is adorable?

http://www.vidavision.com/entertainment/vgizmo/images/daffy.jpg

[ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>How could you not think that this guy is adorable?

http://www.vidavision.com/entertainment/vgizmo/images/daffy.jpg

[ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

He looks drunk! . . . well, I should have expected that, YOU'RE the owner!

[Moe Szyslak]

I'm not the owner, Agent_87 is the owner. I just tend the bar.

Just for the record, Lenny isn't drunk he's just crazy. That's what makes him cute.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;grabs his louisville slugger and starts bashing some Gremlins&gt;

Hey how come I don't get any lasers?

[Rogue]

&lt;keeps frying Gremlins with the lasers&gt; I hate the smell of frying flesh! &lt;gags&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;Ctosses Colorado Cajun a laser&gt; Here you go. I got two.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;starts getting swarmed over by all the Gremlins tearing at him&gt;

Man where's Madness when he's actually needed?

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys runs over a starts attacking the swarming grelim&gt; Back I say, back!

[Rogue]

&lt;keeps frying Gremlins&gt; Anyone hungry?

[Colorado Cajun]

I'm pretty hungry and really thirsty. Has anyone seen Moe?

[Knerys]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;keeps frying Gremlins&gt; Anyone hungry?</strong><hr></blockquote>

&lt;tosses gremlin acroos the room while kicking the one tear at her shins&gt; Starving!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>I'm pretty hungry and really thirsty. Has anyone seen Moe?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, since you seem to be rooting for the Eagles I thought I would give you an Eagle C0cktail.

1 1/2 oz. Gin
3/4 oz. Creme Yvette
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
1 tsp. Sugar
1 Egg White

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;hands Moe a Benjamin&gt; Thanks now I'm just hungry :(

[Moe Szyslak]

You want some pickled eggs?

http://www.nlfan.com/fargo/photos/pickled_eggs.jpg

[Rogue]

Moe, I need something to drink and fast..something fruity, with strawberries preferably.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Moe, I need something to drink and fast..something fruity, with strawberries preferably.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

1 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
1/4 oz. White Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz. Cream

[slinger]

Moe I need to drink something to get rid of my headache. Something that involves bees and nails.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>Moe I need to drink something to get rid of my headache. Something that involves bees and nails.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Bees and nails? If you're thinking of a specific drink then you have me confused.

[Rogue]

&lt;hands Moe $50&gt; Thanks..what else do you have involving strawberries?

[Moe Szyslak]

Um, here's a Nail Gun

12 oz. Vodka
1 Mountain Dew (Large Slurpee)

And here's a Bee Stinger

1 1/2 oz. Blackberry Brandy
1/2 oz. White Creme de Menthe

I know this is wrong but it's the best I could do.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;hands Moe $50&gt; Thanks..what else do you have involving strawberries?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Strawberries and Cream

1 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
2 oz. Half and Half Cream
1 1/2 tbsp. Sugar
3 Strawberries

[Rogue]

That sounds yummy..what about lemon?

[Knerys]

Am I still allowed in here?

[Rogue]

Why wouldn't you be Knerys?

[Knerys]

Because I said I like the Packers.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Knerys:
<strong>Because I said I like the Packers.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Don't worry. I got your back. And so does JBond, I'm sure. And theres about 400 midgets that'll stand by you as well....but not Louie, he's a Raiders fan...damn him!

[Rogue]

I was just playing around Knerys- if everyone liked the same thing, it'd be boring. :) And besides..I don't wanna deal with Frizzo's midgets. &lt;shudders&gt; They really scare me.

[Knerys]

It's good to know I have the support of Frizzo's midgets. ;)

[ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: Knerys ]</p>

[Rogue]

&lt;takes her drink back to the booth and starts messing with the lasers again&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>I was just playing around Knerys- if everyone liked the same thing, it'd be boring. :) And besides..I don't wanna deal with Frizzo's midgets. &lt;shudders&gt; They really scare me.</strong><hr></blockquote>I get ya....but don't worry. The midgets would never harm a lovely southern belle such as yourself....molest you a bit, but not really harm you... ;)

[Knerys]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>I was just playing around Knerys- </strong><hr></blockquote>

I know :D .

[Rogue]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I get ya....but don't worry. The midgets would never harm a lovely southern belle such as yourself....molest you a bit, but not really harm you... ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

You sure Frizzo? They really scare me!

[Rogue]

&lt;looks around the club&gt; It's so empty in here!

[JBond]

I think they went tipping cows or something...

[Colorado Cajun]

I don't tip cows anymore it's hazardous to your health

[JBond]

And to the cows health

[Rogue]

Yeah, it is pretty dangerous.

[Knerys]

Where would they put money anyway? ;)

[Olorin]

*Watching the TV* Damn it KU, why do you always have to make me hit you? (This is much funnier if you know that KU lost against UCLA today.)

[Rogue]

&lt;walks in&gt; What'd I miss? I need a drink!

[Moe Szyslak]

You're lucky that I'm around. Here's a Sacramento Lemon Drop for you.

3 oz. Absolut Citron Vodka (Chilled)
1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
2 tbsp. Superfine Sugar
Juice of 5 Lemons (Fresh and ripe)

[Rogue]

Thanks Moe! That'll wake me up for sure.

[Moe Szyslak]

I do what I can.

[Rogue]

How 'bout something a little harder?

[Moe Szyslak]

Uh, you want a Hard Core Lemonade or something?

What do you mean a little harder?

[Rogue]

I meant something that will knock me on my ass..

[Moe Szyslak]

I have a nice little Acid Trip for you:

1 1/2 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Rum
1/2 oz. Tequila

[Rogue]

Works for me, thank Moe.

[Moe Szyslak]

I do what I can.

[Agent_87]

POOF!!!...

&lt; 87 Appears in a cloud of smoke &gt;

....Beer!

[TyRoss]

Moe I need COFFEE lots and lots of COFFEE.

[Rogue]

&lt;grabs a glass of water and walks to the booth&gt; Wow..this place is empty again!

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;sits down at the bar&gt;
Hey Moe I need a jumpstart this morning, so what have you got for me?

[TyRoss]

Hey guys, well lets see we need something different to do huh. Hmmmmmm, hey Moe why don't you set up the Matrix building jump.

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay a beer for 87...and I'll get back to you in a sec Rogue and Colorado.

TyRoss, let me just get the building jump set up.

&lt;Moe starts the program&gt;

Free your mind, TyRoss. Free your mind.

[Moe Szyslak]

Alright Colorado Cajun, here's a 6:30 Wake-up Call for you even though it isn't 6:30.

4 oz. Malibu Rum
1 oz. Bacardi Gold
5 oz. Orange Juice

[Olorin]

Do you happen to make alchoholic drinks? I'm underage...

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Do you happen to make alchoholic drinks? I'm underage...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't serve minors...unless they have good fakes. Why would you tell me your underage and ask for an alcoholic drink? Or did you mean nonalcoholic drinks?

[Olorin]

I meant non-alchoholic. Sorry, I'm already drunk after using my fake. I thought you had to be underage to get non-alchobaric drinks...

[Moe Szyslak]

Are you in the mood for anything? I do have a fairly large selection of non-alcoholic drinks.

[Olorin]

Let's see... I'm already drunk, and I'm feeling sort of... psycholiogical. Got anything for that sort of mood?

[Moe Szyslak]

Dreams are intertwined with psychology so here's a Daydream for you.

1 1/2 oz. Passion Fruit Syrup
Fill with Orange Juice (Fresh)

[Olorin]

Passion fruit syrup? Sounds prettty gay to mme.

[Moe Szyslak]

Fine, here are some alternatives.

Banana Milk Shake

1 Banana
8 oz. Milk
1 1/2 oz. Orange Juice
1 tbsp. Honey
4 drops of Almond Extract

Kidsicle

8 oz. Milk
2 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Lemon Lime Soda
1/2 scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream
Dash of Grenadine
Whipped Cream

Sweet Bananas

2 cups of Milk
1 Banana
1 tbsp. Honey

[Olorin]

The thankksl. I'll be getting a miklk shame.

[Rogue]

Moe-can I have a margarita please?

[Knerys]

Moe, I need something strong. This scheduling is really p***ing me off.

[Madness]

(Madness finally shows up after a weekend off, hungover as hell.)

Madness- (Groggily.) Man, what the hells all this blood and fuballs all over the floor??

87- Where the hell have you been???? We needed you to take care of the "infestation"!!!!

Madness- What infestation?? I had the weekend off...

87- THE INFESTAION YOU STARTED!!!! The Mogwais?!?! 'member???

Madness- Oh yeah....So how'd that all turn out???

87- They becme gremlins!!! And you did not this weekend off!!!

Madness- Oh........

87-.....That's all you have to say?? Oh.......

Madness-....Yah. And uh, this chick at the club I was at wants to meet you so I gave her your digits. I told her to come by the "Shady turtle" later on and ask for the owner. She's got huge gazangas, so....you know.......

87- Oh.......well in that case....Good work!!!

Madness- Mmmm-hmmm..... Hey Moe!!! Hook me up!! I need something to combat this hangover; gimme your strongest bottle of rubbing alcohol!!!....

[Rogue]

I still want my margarita. ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Moe-can I have a margarita please?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Here's an Orange Margarita for you.

1 1/2 oz. Tequila
1/2 oz. Orange Liqueur
Dash of Lime Juice
1 scoop of Sherbert (Orange)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Knerys:
<strong>Moe, I need something strong. This scheduling is really p***ing me off.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I have a shot for you...the Flaming Jellybeans.

1/3 oz. Triple Sec
1/3 oz. Anisette
1/3 oz. Bacardi 151

Light on fire for 30 seconds before extinguishing flames.

[Moe Szyslak]

Madness, I have some Target Brand Rubbing Alcohol for you. You can find it in your padded room in the back.

[Rogue]

Now I'm scared, lol!

[Moe Szyslak]

You don't like Orange Margarita's?

[Rogue]

They're okay...I'm more partial to other flavors though.

[Moe Szyslak]

A Strawberry Margarita perhaps?

1/2 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
1 oz. Tequila
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Lemon Juice
1 oz. Strawberries

[Rogue]

Much better Moe. :)

[Moe Szyslak]

I aim to please.

[Rogue]

What about..some with lime?

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's a Silver Margarita

1 1/2 oz. Tequila Silver
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
Juice of 1/2 Lime

[TyRoss]

(TyRoss leaps off the bulding)

This is great it's exhilerating... I feel so alive..... wait a minute...... this isn't an illusion!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH

(TyRoss hits the gorund with a large splat)

Moe...... 1 flaming Moe pleae.

[Knerys]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

I have a shot for you...the Flaming Jellybeans.

1/3 oz. Triple Sec
1/3 oz. Anisette
1/3 oz. Bacardi 151

Light on fire for 30 seconds before extinguishing flames.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Thanks Moe. I fell much better. :cool:

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>
Moe...... 1 flaming Moe pleae.</strong><hr></blockquote>

http://www.sullivan.nu/pictures/flamingmoe.jpeg

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>
Moe...... 1 flaming Moe pleae.</strong><hr></blockquote>

flaming Moe? Moe, does this mean that you're gay now?

[Rogue]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Here's a Silver Margarita

1 1/2 oz. Tequila Silver
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
Juice of 1/2 Lime</strong><hr></blockquote>

Can I have another?

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

flaming Moe? Moe, does this mean that you're gay now?</strong><hr></blockquote>

You wish.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>

Can I have another?</strong><hr></blockquote>

You can have as many as you like, you get the employee discount.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

You wish.</strong><hr></blockquote>No I don't. That would make me gay as well......duh! :rolleyes:

[Colorado Cajun]

Hey Moe what's tonights entertainment?

[Moe Szyslak]

I run a full service bar. Here are some of the fine non-drink products that you can order from me.
LOTR:
Lembas
Pipe Weed

Harry Potter:
Berty Bots Every Flavor Beans
Chocolate Frogs
Fizzy Wisby's(sp?)
Broom Stick flights

Men in Black:
Neuralizer(only temporary but loads of fun).
Target range out back for shooting Noisy Crickets

Spider-Man:
Pumpkin Bomb test range
Glider race track

X-Men:
War Room(If you have to fight take it here and entertain us all.)

Matrix:
Building jump(Prerequisit - Must be able to say Woah.)

James Bond:
Just about every invention Q ever made.

Blade:
Uh, no Blade items. Don't you realize how hard it is to clean up blood?

This is from the second page but I thought I would post it again.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>No I don't. That would make me gay as well......duh! :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>


Well, we are the same person...you figure it out and let me know.

[Colorado Cajun]

I feel like a building jump Moe set that sucker up

[Moe Szyslak]

&lt;Moe fires up the program&gt;

Free your mind, Yadda yadda yadda, there is no spoon and so forth.

Sorry, I really got to hit the head. Have fun.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;puts on his black leather and walks over to the edge of the first bulding. Looks over the edge&gt;

Woah!

&lt;takes a few steps back and races full speed to the edge where he leaps out and soars all the way across to the other building&gt;

Man I should've taken that offer to be in the sequels

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[TyRoss]

I'm playing oldies tonight any requests??

(TyRoss puts on "Play that Funky Music")

[Rogue]

Uhmm..I think I'll stay in here where it's safe!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>


Well, we are the same person...you figure it out and let me know.</strong><hr></blockquote>Well, I know I'm not gay..but you never know, one of my personalities might be...I just thought that personality might have been you!

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay, here's a Cotton Candy for you while you sit.

3 oz. Butterscotch Ripple Schnapps
1 glass of Root Beer

[Trin]

* sit in the corner*

.... and hopes that after all these drinks she's going to see someone "getting jiggy wit it" and laugh her ass off. :)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Trin:
<strong>* sit in the corner*

.... and hopes that after all these drinks she's going to see someone "getting jiggy wit it" and laugh her ass off. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>
I'd be willing to "get jiggy wit it", but first I have to figure out what "jiggy" is, and what exactly it is that I'm supposed to "get jiggy" with!

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's Professor Frink getting "jiggy" with a toy.

http://www.connect.ab.ca/~mauruswu/frinkani.gif

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Well, I know I'm not gay..but you never know, one of my personalities might be...I just thought that personality might have been you!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm not gay, must be one of your other personalities...who else is in here with us?

[Rogue]

&lt;goes and sits at the bar&gt; Suprise me Moe! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

I'm not gay, must be one of your other personalities...who else is in here with us?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Not much....I see a lot of cobwebs. Theres probably someone else hiding in here somewhere....

[Trin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
I'd be willing to "get jiggy wit it", but first I have to figure out what "jiggy" is, and what exactly it is that I'm supposed to "get jiggy" with!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Have another drink, maybe that will make it clearer for you.

In the meantime, you could "get your freak on"... that would be just as amusing. :)

[Rogue]

Trin are you drunk??

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;goes and sits at the bar&gt; Suprise me Moe! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Okay, here's a Strawberry Surprise for you:

3 oz. Vanilla Schnapps
3 oz. Vodka (100 proof)
1/8 oz. Chocolate Liqueur

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Trin:
<strong>

Have another drink, maybe that will make it clearer for you.

In the meantime, you could "get your freak on"... that would be just as amusing. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't know if I can "get my freak on"...I used to "shake my groove thing" but I wore out the motor on it and I have to jump start my "groove thing" to get it to work right.

But I think I will have that drink though! Moe, a Weisen over here!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Moe, a Weisen over here!</strong><hr></blockquote>

One Philosopher for the clown speaking German.

[Trin]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Trin are you drunk??</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nah... well... maybe... well...I'm sticking with the "nah" answer. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

One Philosopher for the clown speaking German.</strong><hr></blockquote>Danke shoen, Barkellner!

[Trin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

I don't know if I can "get my freak on"...I used to "shake my groove thing" but I wore out the motor on it and I have to jump start my "groove thing" to get it to work right.

But I think I will have that drink though! Moe, a Weisen over here!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah that sucks when your "Groove thing" shakes rattles and then... stalls out - ugh.

[TyRoss]

A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Gentlemen I am pleased to announce that tonight we are starting an occasional thing. THE SHADY TURTLE DRINKING CONTEST!!!!! The winner of which will get a full hour of private dance time with our newest replicant.....

(TyRoss pulls back a curtain)

MS. NATALIE PORTMAN!!!!!!!!!


Ok but this is no normal drinking contest. Here are the rules. You drink 10 shots of your choice (must have at least 1 oz. alchohol content), the shots will be served by Rogue and she will keep track of how many you've had. Then after drink your 10 shots you go to the dance floor and dance your guts out to 1 song (also of your choice but must be at least 3 min. long), and we repeat this process until everyody cannot dance any more. At that point Rogue will tally the drinks and whoever could stand and dance with the most alchohol in them wins. You'll get a coupon for the session so you may fully enjoy it.

Any takers?

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Danke shoen, Barkellner!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Gracias payaso.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Trin:
<strong>

Yeah that sucks when your "Groove thing" shakes rattles and then... stalls out - ugh.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah, I had my "groove thing" break down in the middle of the dance floor once. I had to call in a tow truck. It was kind of embarassing.

[Rogue]

&lt;hops behind the bar with Moe&gt; Come on guys!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Gracias payaso.</strong><hr></blockquote>Hehe...you say that like I have some idea what you're talking about!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Hehe...you say that like I have some idea what you're talking about!</strong><hr></blockquote>

And you think I understand German? You said something about a bartender.

I simply said, "Thank you, clown."

[Trin]

I'll pass on the drinking contest. I'm not a gentleman, nor an I a lesbian... so Natalie Portman does nothing for me - sorry.

:p

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

And you think I understand German? You said something about a bartender.

I simply said, "Thank you, clown."</strong><hr></blockquote>
Huh...thats funny...you recognized the Deutche word for bartender, but you didn't recognize "thank you"....most people recognize that...

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Huh...thats funny...you recognized the Deutche word for bartender, but you didn't recognize "thank you"....most people recognize that...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I didn't read it that closely...I would be aware of thank you. God bless you Wayne Newton for that song. It was a great moment in cinema when Ferris sang that song.

[Trin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Yeah, I had my "groove thing" break down in the middle of the dance floor once. I had to call in a tow truck. It was kind of embarassing.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Aww... well think of it this way, better your "groove thing" than your "weapon". Now, that has to be embarrassing.

[Colorado Cajun]

I also must pass on the drinking contest for a reason you all know ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>I also must pass on the drinking contest for a reason you all know ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Can't hold your liquor? ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Can't hold your liquor? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Screw that Rogue my love set me up and lets show them how to drink

[Rogue]

&lt;grabs a glass of water&gt; This is the only thing I'll be drinking. ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>

Screw that Rogue my love set me up and lets show them how to drink</strong><hr></blockquote>

You're really good at dealing with peer pressure aren't you? ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

You're really good at dealing with peer pressure aren't you? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

it's a Cajun thing we don't back down from challenges
:D

I'll be drinking Cuervo I think Moe

[Rogue]

Uhmm..what do you want? Moe, I'm gonna need some help with this, I know nothing about alcohol.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>
I'll be drinking Cuervo I think Moe</strong><hr></blockquote>

Straight Jose Cuervo? Okay, here you go. Just so you know, I also do specialty shots if you want to be surprised.

[Colorado Cajun]

Sounds great Moe just mix them all up and keep me suprised

&lt;downs the first shot of Cuervo&gt;

Ahhhhhh! Smooth

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's a Bart Simpson for you.

1/2 oz. Crown Royal
1/4 oz. Amaretto
1/4 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/4 oz. Cranberry Juice
Splash of Orange Juice

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;downs the Bart Simpson&gt;

This will be easy to win since it's only me

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay, you want another shot? Here's a Cherry Fu(k.

1/2 oz. Everclear
1/2 oz. Vodka
Splash of Grenadine

[Rogue]

&lt;grabs her clipboard&gt; That's THREE. Drunk yet?

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[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;downs it&gt;

Man where are all the others? I don't want to drink alone :(

Get the Marky Mark ready because I'm fixing to bust a move

[Moe Szyslak]

If he's not drunk now, he'll be getting there soon. Here's a Fire Cracker for you.

1 oz. Hot Damn
1 oz. Everclear

[Rogue]

Patience.. :)

[Rogue]

&lt;writes on her clipboard&gt; That's four.

[Colorado Cajun]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Patience.. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>
Keep me company while I wait

[Rogue]

I'm right here. ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;downs the Firecracker and starts to feel a bit dizzy&gt;

[Trin]

Decides bustin' a move is close enough to gettin' jiggy wit it...

&lt;smiles and waits patiently for the show&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;looks at her clipboard&gt; That's four already. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Trin:
<strong>Decides bustin' a move is close enough to gettin' jiggy wit it...

&lt;smiles and waits patiently for the show&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

You know, I busted a move once....but they made me pay for it, and I was kicked out of the store.

[Colorado Cajun]

should I dance while I drink to make it more interesting?

[Rogue]

Are you going to join the drinking contest Frizzo? I'm sure your midgets will cheer you on. ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

Ready for another one?

Here's a Funk Master Furby for you.

1/3 oz. Grain Alcohol
1/3 oz. Everclear
1/3 oz. Bacardi 151
Splash of Pineapple Juice

[Rogue]

I think I'd enter..if something else other than Portman was the prize. If it was Heath Ledger I'd be in.. :p

[Rogue]

That's 5 for CC if he drinks it.

[Trin]

[quote]Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>should I dance while I drink to make it more interesting?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sure... dance, already.

[Moe Szyslak]

Fine, to make it fair for both genders...

Prize for a girl
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1375000/images/_1377228_heath_150.jpg

Prize for a guy
http://www.film.com/images/200x150/portman-natalie.jpg

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;downs the Funky Furby and slams the glass onto the bar&gt;

[ 01-13-2002: Message edited by: Colorado Cajun ]</p>

[Rogue]

&lt;writes on her clipboard&gt; 5 for CC.

[Rogue]

Prize for a girl
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1375000/images/_1377228_heath_150.jpg

I am so in! Give me something Moe- I don't care what it is. :)

[ 01-13-2002: Message edited by: Rogue ]</p>

[Trin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Fine, to make it fair for both genders...

Prize for a girl
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1375000/images/_1377228_heath_150.jpg

Prize for a guy
http://www.film.com/images/200x150/portman-natalie.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Umm... is that prize suppose to make girls want to join the contest??

[Moe Szyslak]

Ready for another one? Here is a Godzilla for you...not the guy, the shot.

1/2 oz. Midori
3/4 oz. Sake
1/4 oz. Everclear
1 pint of Beer (Japanese)

[Rogue]

He's hot Trin.

[Rogue]

&lt;consults her clipboard&gt; 6 for CC if he drinks. Moe I need something!

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Rogue, here's a Tequila Popper for you.

1 oz. Tequila
1 oz. 7-Up
Splash of Grenadine

[Trin]

He is??????? I was thinking warm... luke warm at that.

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it&gt;


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Give me something else Moe!

[Rogue]

Each to their own Trin, and I think he's hot.

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay, here is an Adios Mother Fu(ker for Rogue.

1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. Tequila

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;downs the first part of the Godzilla&gt;
Damn Moe
&lt;starts to chug away as the pint gets smaller by the second&gt;

Is the room starting to go fuzzy?

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Cajun, here's your next shot...Judgement Day.

1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. Jagermeister
1 oz. Rumple Minze
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151
1/2 oz. Everclear

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;finishes the pint and tosses it back to Moe&gt;
Moe Trin isn't drinking anything

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it&gt;


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Something a bit harder Moe?

[Rogue]

&lt;looks at her clipboard&gt; That'll be 7 and trip to the hospital here in a few.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;waits for Rogue to catch up a bit&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

Cajun - Trinity isn't playing...just watching.

Rogue, you want something a bit harder? Okay, here's a classic for you...the Flaming Jesus.

1 oz. Everclear
1 oz. Bacardi 151

Light on fire but extinguish before consumption.

[Agent_87]

&lt; 87 STEPS UP TO THE REPLICATOR &gt;

...Prizes, eh!? {mumbling}I'll make my own prize!
..,two in fact!

&lt; 87 whispers in to the replicator... and this is what appears! &gt;

http://thecelebdepot.com/Actresses/jessicabiel/009.jpg

http://thecelebdepot.com/Actresses/marlasokoloff/001.jpg

&lt; 87 locks the replicator back up, and takes the two "new" girls into his office &gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;waits on Moe&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

Have you downed your Flaming Jesus yet?

[Rogue]

&lt;slams the Flaming Jesus&gt;

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Keep 'em coming Moe. ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;slams it and feels the room rocking&gt;

[Rogue]

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I will not lose!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Rogue, here is a Big Neiph.

3 oz. Cola
1 oz. Bacardi 151
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Everclear
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
1/2 oz. Amaretto

For Cajun, Ipecac

1/3 oz. Everclear
1/3 oz. Jack Daniel's
1/3 oz. Jagermeister
Hot Damn

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it&gt; 4 for me. &lt;feel a little dizzy&gt;

No one else is going to drink?

[Moe Szyslak]

Doesn't look like it, here's your next shot Rogue.

The Undertakers Tombstone

1/2 oz. Jack Daniel's
1/4 oz. Yukon Jack
1/4 oz. Jim Bim
1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/4 oz. Everclear
1/4 oz. Vodka

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;stares at the shot and sways from side to side before slamming it&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

You're doing great Cajun, here's a D-Day for you.

1 oz. Bacardi 151
1 oz. Absolut Citron Vodka
1 oz. Creme de Banane
1 oz. Razzmatazz
1 oz. Orange Juice

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it&gt;

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Again, Moe?

[Rogue]

Oh yeah guys, I have to warn you- I might remove articles of clothing, etc. I have a low tolerance for alcohol. ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;slides up against the bar and sways before slowing lifting the shot and slamming it&gt;

I'm hungry!! ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Rogue, here's your next shot...want some Skittles?

1/8 oz. Malibu Rum
1/8 oz. Myer's Rum
1/8 oz. Captain Morgan
1/8 oz. Cherry Brandy
1/8 oz. Apricot Brandy
1/8 oz. Sloe Gin
1/8 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/8 oz. Razzmatazz
1/8 oz. Melon Liqueur
1/8 oz. Blackberry Brandy
3.7 ml. Banana Liqueur

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it&gt;

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Someone start the music..I feel like dancing and drinking. ;) Something else Moe?

[Moe Szyslak]

Cajun, here's som Bulls Sweat for you.

3/4 oz. Bacardi 151
Splash of Tabasco Sauce
1 tsp. Worcestershire Sauce

I know this doesn't have a full oz. of alcohol but I think I'll make an exception.

[Rogue]

&lt;dials 911 for CC&gt;


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[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;grabs the shotglass and heads towards the dancefloor&gt;

Hit the music!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Rogue, I'd like you to meet a Five Star General.

1/4 oz. Jagermeister
1/4 oz. Rumple Minze
1/4 oz. Bacardi 151
1/4 oz. Goldschlager
1/4 oz. Tequila

[Rogue]

&lt;slams the General&gt;

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&lt;watches CC slip on the dance floor&gt; Ouch..that had to hurt.

[ 01-13-2002: Message edited by: Rogue ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's an Un-goua for you Rogue.

1/2 oz. Tequila
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151
Dash of Lime Juice (Sweetend)

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;starts groovin to "Feel the Vibrations" as he downs his last shot&gt;


http://onizilla.homestead.com/files/duckking1.gif

[Moe Szyslak]

Oh yeah, he's drunk...good and drunk.

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it&gt; Another?


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&lt;starts dancing&gt; Like I said- don't be alarmed if I lose articles of clothing. ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;stops breakdancing and walks over and pulls Rogue in close as they start to dance the Lambada&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's a Freddy Kruger for you Rogue...hopefully he won't slash too much of your clothing. ;)

1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Vodka

[Rogue]

&lt;slams Freddy&gt;

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&lt;dances around too drunk to care&gt; Was that my shirt I just lost? &lt;look confused&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;starts to feel dizzy&gt; Come on Moe- suprise me!


&lt;dances around&gt;


If I don't win I should at least get an A for effort!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Here's a hard one for Rogue to reach 10.

Main Street

1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Dr. Pepper
1 oz. Goldschlager
1 oz. Cola
1 oz. Bacardi Rum
1 oz. Jagermeister
1 oz. Lemon Juice

[Moe Szyslak]

For Cajun, if he wants to continue on here's a Lava Lamp.

1/4 oz. Galliano
1/4 oz. Bacardi White Rum
1/4 oz. Banana Liqueur
Dash of Blue Curacao

[tyler_durden]

I got some catching up to do. Moe, line up something strong for starters.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;dips Rogue and almost falls over&gt;

Keps um coming Moe

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it and stares at Moe&gt; I can take it! &lt;falls down but climbs back on the barstool&gt; Come on..give me 11!

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[Moe Szyslak]

Okay durden, here's a Pucker Fu(ker Upper.

1/4 oz. Bacardi 151
1/4 oz. Everclear
1/2 oz. Sour Apple Schnapps.

[Rogue]

&lt;starts giggling&gt; Moe..are there 2 of you back there??

[Moe Szyslak]

Alright, Rogue here is a Canadian Shooter for you.

1/4 oz. Jack Daniel's
1/4 oz. Yukon Jack
1/4 oz. Jim Beam
1/4 oz. Wild Turkey
1/4 oz. Creme de Menthe

[Moe Szyslak]

Cajun, when you're ready there's a Razor Blade waiting for you.

1 oz. Jagermeister
1 oz. Bacardi 151

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it and feels dizzy&gt;

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&lt;starts doing the funky mermaid dance&gt;


http://www.angelfire.com/ct/jillslink/images/mermy.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;slams it and lays on the stool&gt;

I can take it Moe bring it on

&lt;chomps some skittles&gt;

[Rogue]

Give me some music guys so I can dance..I don't know how much more alcohol I can handle! And I need #12 Moe.

[Moe Szyslak]

Uh, yeah there are two of me back here...that means two tips right?

Up next for Rogue is a Romona Banana.

1/3 oz. Banana Liqueur
1/3 oz. Amaretto
1/3 oz. Peppermint Schnapps

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it and tosses Moe a $100&gt; I need lucky #13

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Somone is going to have to keep track of the score while I'm gone. ;)

[ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: Rogue ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

I have no access to the music Rogue, but TyRoss is listening perhaps.

Cajun, here is a C-4 for you.

1/2 oz. Chocolate Liqueur
1/2 oz. Curacao
1/2 oz. Cuervo Gold Tequila
1/2 oz. Cointreau

[Moe Szyslak]

Rogue, here is a Ripped Van-Nipple

1/2 oz. Stolichnaya Vanilla Vodka
1/2 oz. Butter Nips Liqueur

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;slams it&gt;
Now that was tasty Moe
&lt;Tosses Moe a wad of Benjamins&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it&gt;

13 for me! I need 14. &lt;starts dancing around to "Get This Party Started"&gt;..hey, it's a good dance song&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

Want another tasty one Cajun?

Caramel Apple

1 1/2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
1 1/2 oz. Apple Schnapps

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Rogue, here is a Rock Lobster for you.

1/3 oz. Irish Cream
1/3 oz. Amaretto
1/3 oz. White Cacao

[Rogue]

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[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;downs it and starts dancing to Pink with Rogue&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;slams it, finishes her dance and passes out&gt;

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[tyler_durden]

&lt;grabs drink and downs it&gt;

Okay, Moe, keep it coming. I'll be dancing in no time.

[Moe Szyslak]

There's a Candy Cane waiting for you when you're done dancing Cajun.

1/3 oz. Grenadine
1/3 oz. Creme de Menthe
1/3 oz. Peppermint Schnapps

[Rogue]

UPDATE:

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You got a long way to go Tyler!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<strong>&lt;grabs drink and downs it&gt;

Okay, Moe, keep it coming. I'll be dancing in no time.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Allright Durden, here's a Tee One Up for you.

1 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Cola
1/2 oz. Milk

[Moe Szyslak]

Alright Rogue, here is a Red Skittle for you.

1/2 oz. Butterscotch Ripple Schnapps
1/2 oz. Grenadine

[tyler_durden]

&lt;downs drink number two&gt;

Alright now we are getting warm. Bring it on, I can catch up.

[Rogue]

&lt;runs to the back and pukes like she's never puked before&gt;

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[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;carries his girl to the back room and lets her sleep it off before returning to the bar and downing the Candy Cane&gt;

[Rogue]

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[Moe Szyslak]

Well, here's a Cold b1tchy Blonde for you to spend your time with while your girlfriend is sleeping it off.

1/2 oz. Amaretto (Chilled)
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort (Chilled)

[ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>

[Rogue]

&lt;walks out looking pale&gt; Can I have some water Moe?

[Moe Szyslak]

For Mr. Durden here's a Third Reich.

1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Rumple Minze

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;walks out looking pale&gt; Can I have some water Moe?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sure, I also hear that pickle juice helps.

[Rogue]

Just give me whatever..&lt;holds her clipboard&gt; I think I'll stick to record keeping.

[tyler_durden]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>For Mr. Durden here's a Third Reich.

1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Rumple Minze</strong><hr></blockquote>

&lt;grabs third drink and downs it&gt;

Okay, now I almost have enough liquid courage in me to dance. Keep 'em coming, I still have a way to go.

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Durden, here is some Thunder and Lightning. And I'm not talking about Ron Dayne and Tikki Barber.

1 oz. Bacardi 151
1 oz. Goldschlager

[Rogue]

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[tyler_durden]

&lt;Downs number 4&gt;

Okay Moe, set me up with two this next time. I need to catch up and quick, so double fisting is going to be my plan.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;finishes off the Blond&gt; ;)

I think I'm about tapped but I'll go til I pass out

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Durden, here's a Terminator.

1/2 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. Tequila
1 oz. 7-Up

And now a Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1/2 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. Vodka

[Rogue]

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What's this I hear about a blonde? &lt;looks up from her paperwork&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay, Cajun here's a Cocaine Shooter.

1/2 oz. Vodka
1/4 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix

[Colorado Cajun]

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>

What's this I hear about a blonde? &lt;looks up from her paperwork&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ummmm nothing

;)

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler grabs one in each hand and downs them one at a time&gt;

Dammit, now drunk too much I am dancing not, I think. Need more, Moe.

[Rogue]

&lt;looks suspicious&gt; Hmm...


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[Moe Szyslak]

Okay Durden, here's a Topless Nun for you.

2/3 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/3 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
Drop of Sambuca (Black)

[Rogue]

Shouldn't someone have alcohol poisoning by now??