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The guy who reviewed this is an idiot. Can't he take it easy on the freaking F words? :nono:
Anyway without further ado check it out.
http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=19763
Nimrandir
04-11-2005, 12:05 AM
That is typical of him.
Most Exciting it seems.
straightupridah
04-11-2005, 12:08 AM
FAKE!
"The General Grievous vs Obi-wan fight Uppppppppppppps the Ante through the roof as far as light sabre duels........this one bad bad bad Mother-****er! Obi-Wan takes him down...and with his dying last few wds..he tells Obi-Wan that Palaptine is behind the whole thing....Obi-Wan gets wd to the Jedi-Council and Mace Windu and 3 other Jedi are dispatched to bring him in"
spoiler - it is anakin who tells mace that palpatine is a sith lord and he goes to arrest him. the guy who wrote that is just a complete loser. lol.
Well I just found that this review was somewhat made up. The review wasn't written very well either. A little hard on the poor optics :mad:
Nimrandir
04-11-2005, 12:12 AM
I find it very strange that we would be told by an all knowing charecter everything that would happen. That would not only ruin it, but make all future actions unnecessary and rediculous.
It is hype, non the less.
neo5595
04-11-2005, 12:26 AM
Even though theres a 99% chance that its probably not real, I sure hope to god that it is. That was one positive review.
Nimrandir
04-11-2005, 12:35 AM
I do not take seriously the the opinion of a ranter. He has shown by his speaking that he is not discering the movie quality. Many people thought TPM was the greatest, and could make it ound so if you had not seen it. His words are not inteligable enought to credit him with the words of truth.
I was getting pissed at all the damn F words on his damn review as if the fool were intoxicated or something. Funny enough I persevered through the entire thing.
Fanible
04-11-2005, 05:09 AM
The guy who reviewed this is an idiot. Can't he take it easy on the freaking F words? :nono:
He thinks that's what makes his review so "cool". All of Harry's submitters do, because that's what made him "cool". Harry also thinks he's one of the smartest people in the world, considering the self-indolgence and pride he has over himself and the books he's published.
Either way this 'kid' who posted this supposed review just sounds like an attention grabber than someone who actually has seen it. Most of his descriptions of the film and anything before and there after sound utterly ludacris.
The review describes that some character will predict EVERYTHING that will happen in the OT. Han and Luke being friends, Sidious's demise.... complete and utter BS. It wouldn't make any sense, especially since Lucas made the films so you could watch them in chronilogical order if you so see fit. The only thing it would spoil is the Vader being Luke's father mystery. It would make absolutly no sense if Episode 3 had some long boring point in the film where they describe everything that will happen in the previous films.
Also, doesn't both Anakin and Obi-Wan arrive to find Palpatine "imprisoned". And then Dooku trails in behind them, correct? According to this review, Anakin comes in way before Obi-Wan to find Dooku and Palpatine and talks to Dooku, and then Obi-Wan shows up late. Does this not seem wrong to anyone else?
I stopped reading after that. It's completly inane.
Only Aint It Cool News would post something this obviously stupid.
FAKE!
"The General Grievous vs Obi-wan fight Uppppppppppppps the Ante through the roof as far as light sabre duels........this one bad bad bad Mother-****er! Obi-Wan takes him down...and with his dying last few wds..he tells Obi-Wan that Palaptine is behind the whole thing....Obi-Wan gets wd to the Jedi-Council and Mace Windu and 3 other Jedi are dispatched to bring him in"
it is anakin who tells mace that palpatine is a sith lord and he goes to arrest him. the guy who wrote that is just a complete loser. lol.
That also definitly doesn't sound right, considering what we've known. Then again, you wonder why he would of made all this stuff up? Why in the world would you when there has been so many spoilers out and around?
Either way, I hope all this crap is not true. Grevious in that situation sounds like a pussy. Unless of course he feels betrayed by Sidious/Palpatine enough that he fouls his secret, but I doubt it. Why the hell would Obi-Wan believe the General of the Seperatist armies anyway?
Nimrandir
04-11-2005, 08:30 AM
Also, he states how it is explained that Anakin IS NOT the chosen one. That is totally contradictory, GL has made Anakin the chosen one in the prequels.
He says he is going to go into great detail and tell everything but two things, but he simply says it was awsome and that is all.
beyond_th3
04-11-2005, 09:55 AM
Either way, I hope all this crap is not true. Grevious in that situation sounds like a pussy. Unless of course he feels betrayed by Sidious/Palpatine enough that he fouls his secret, but I doubt it. Why the hell would Obi-Wan believe the General of the Seperatist armies anyway?
Kinda like Dooku telling Obi Wan in Ep2 that the sith is controlling the republic. I guess Obi Wan didn't believe him either.
At this point I don't know what is real and what is fake, so I will just say I loved how exciting his review was and it makes me more excited to see this damn movie.
fantasticfour40
04-11-2005, 12:42 PM
Pretty good review. I think he was little over the top on words.
Fanible
04-11-2005, 01:18 PM
Pretty good review.
You thought that was a pretty good review? It was one of the worst reviews I've ever read, even without all the language.
Nimrandir
04-11-2005, 01:26 PM
It was, he said nothing. Simply told about himself, and how great it was. no information was given. It just serves as hype.
Karma Dog
04-11-2005, 05:08 PM
I've read that guys reviews before. I think that he thinks he is throwing words out there in combinations that have never been said before and it makes him a comic genius.... sad really. it makes him sound like an idiot I think. its a movie review not a richard pryor sketch.
greatone1987
04-11-2005, 05:15 PM
"I find it very strange that we would be told by an all knowing charecter everything that would happen. That would not only ruin it, but make all future actions unnecessary and rediculous."
right. spoilers ahead so highlight ot read... That will eithe be Qui-gon or Bail Organa
Fanible
04-11-2005, 07:26 PM
"I find it very strange that we would be told by an all knowing charecter everything that would happen. That would not only ruin it, but make all future actions unnecessary and rediculous."
That will eithe be Qui-gon or Bail Organa
Yeah, thanks greatone, we already know that. That's not what we were talking about. Yes Qui-Gon will be in it, and yes he will explain some stuff, in the current movie. What we were talking about is that the guy in the review said he would be explaining everything that would happen in this movie, and the previous three original trilogy films (IE Han becoming friends with Luke, and Sidious's demise, and Anakin not being the "chosen one").
And use spoiler tags dude, not white out. It's more apparent.
Boiiinng
04-12-2005, 01:32 AM
Shave and a haircut......OLD NEEEEEEWWWSSSSS!!!
vader519
04-12-2005, 09:11 AM
You know I do not know how he saw the whole movie yet because it is not completed. They are still putting finishing touches on it and should be finished by this week or next week.
Ewok Droppings
04-12-2005, 09:21 AM
Why doesn't someone just read the book or the script that has been online for a long time now and review that instead of pretending like they saw the movie?
HeadHunter
04-12-2005, 09:40 AM
I have just pre booked my cinema tickets for the midnight showing with 3 on my mates...
We will actually be seeing it before it is released in the USA :P
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