Worms

[thebtskink]

They're fun to eat and nutritous too!

W-What
O-Outstanding
R-Rectum
M-Meal!!

Tapeworms are better!! They're Tape-riffic!!

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

[thebtskink]

EAT WORMS!!!!

[Superman]

Mmmm... Worms....

[thebtskink]

EAT SOME MORE WORMS!!!!!!

[Superman]

I bought a can yesterday and I'm eating a worm sandwich right now. Mmmmm so oh good!

[thebtskink]

Kraft food gives you worms....

[JBond]

Mmmmmm, Gummi worms! Wait a minute! REAL worms?!? Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!

[Superman]

Come on try some worms JBond. Give in to peer pressure!

[Jedi Knight]

Worms rock!

[Superman]

Hell ya! My man Jedi recognizes!

[thebtskink]

Woohoo!! The Worm Fan Club has a new member!!!

Welcome to the gang, Jedi!!

[Jedi Knight]

Thank you, thank you.

[Olorin]

Uh. This is one of the most disturbing threads that I have ever seen. But I... I like it!!!

Worms are a good source of protein!

-Olorin

[Jedi Knight]

I just bought a can of worms.


Yum!

[thebtskink]

Now if only JBond could see the light....

[Shax]

<Shax trips over all the worms on the floor and falls to the ground, bashing his skull off of a coffee table. The worms slowly devour him.>

Worms... Yeah... Great... Sure..... Just don't turn your back on them.

[JBond]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
Now if only JBond could see the light....

No!! Never!! I will never eat them, I...MMMMM they do taste good!

[Superman]

What's more disturbing is that this post got 16 responses, 17 if you count mine, and is bound to get more. It has nothing to do with movies but it's gotten more responses than some threads that have to do with movies. So who wants some worm pizza?

[JBond]

JBond: Ok, eating worms, I can understand. But worms on pizza? That's just weird!
<JBond goes back to eating his grilled peanut butter sandwich covered with syrup>

[Superman]

Superman: Hey that looks even better than my worm sundae!

[thebtskink]

20 reply anniversary!!! WoOhOo!!!!

/me digs face into worm ice-cream cake.

YUMMY!!!!

[Superman]

Worm cake is the best!

[Jedi Knight]

No way, man! Worm Brownies are way better!
My Grandmother bakes them the best out of all!

[JBond]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, Worm Hot Pockets are the way to go!

[thebtskink]

Let's see if we can get this thread to two pages!!!

BTW, I like Worm Smoothies the best

[JBond]

How about a McWorm Sandwich!

[Superman]

Or a bottle of Diet Worm!

[Jedi Knight]

Worm soup.

[JBond]

Worm Rings!

[Superman]

Nestle's Worms!

[JBond]

Worm a la mode!

[Superman]

Worm Krispies!

[JBond]

Worm spaghetti suprise!

You don't know which ones are pasta, and which ones are worms!

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[Superman]

Sara Lee's Ice Cream Worms!

[thebtskink]

Macaroni and Worms

Meatball and Worms Sub

Lobster stuffed with worms

[JBond]

We got:
Eggs, bacon and worm
Eggs, bacon, sausage and worm
Worm, bacon, eggs and worm
Worm, worm, sausage, worm, eggs and worm
Worm, worm, worm, worm, eggs, bacon and worm
Worm, worm, worm, worm, worm, worm, worm.....

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
We got:
Eggs, bacon and worm
Eggs, bacon, sausage and worm
Worm, bacon, eggs and worm
Worm, worm, sausage, worm, eggs and worm
Worm, worm, worm, worm, eggs, bacon and worm
Worm, worm, worm, worm, worm, worm, worm.....

I'll take all those plus a worm shake!

[Olorin]

We missed this one last night, JBond! (No sexual implications there. JBond and I are both straight and both male.)

[thebtskink]

I found out something much worse than eating worms.

Ever heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters?

First one to tell me gets a big juicy steak covered with worms, mushrooms, and A-1.

[JBond]

Haven't heard of them

[Olorin]

I want to know if worms will ever catch on and be a cultural phenomenon! Will worms ever have a following like PokeMon or TMNT? Will they have a series of movie entitles 'The W.O.R.M Saga' or 'The Way of the Worm'? What is the destiny of the worm?

[Superman]

I'm developing a movie called "Star Worms" and "Worm Trek." Both Patrick Stewart and Al Sharpton are interested.

[thebtskink]

Stewart: Engage, number 1!

Sharpton: TESTIFY!

[thebtskink]

Come on, someone has gotta know what Rocky Mountain Oysters are....

Oysters don't live in the Rocky Mountains...
The "Oysters" are a part of an animal...

I still prefer a nice whipped worm frappe myself.

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
Come on, someone has gotta know what Rocky Mountain Oysters are....

Oysters don't live in the Rocky Mountains...
The "Oysters" are a part of an animal...

I still prefer a nice whipped worm frappe myself.

Oh I get it now! I'd like some spaghetti and wormballs!

[thebtskink]

I'll give you guys another hint

The Rocky Mountain "Oysters" Come from an animal that can be ridden on.

What is the animal? What is the part of the animal?

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
I'll give you guys another hint

The Rocky Mountain "Oysters" Come from an animal that can be ridden on.

What is the animal? What is the part of the animal?

The animal is an Oyster and the part are the eyes!

[thebtskink]

The animal is a horse


And the part is his nads.

[Jedi Knight]

Hail to the worms!

[Superman]

Post no showing up! Happened what?

[JBond]

So...what started this worm thing anyway?
<JBond askes as he scarfs a worm pizza>

[Superman]

I guess the best way I can sum it up is insanity. Naturally I had to join in, and what started as a mini club has turned into the new in thing. <Drinks a can of worm flavored soda and eats a wormdog>

[thebtskink]

Insanity? HELL YES!!!

[thebtskink]

EAT WORMS!!!!!!

[thebtskink]

This thread had fallen back to the second page... I'm sure Superman will agree with me when I say we cannot allow this to happen!!!


NEVER NEGLECT THE WORM!!!!

[dubloth]

i fear the worms.

[Superman]

Do not fear the worm, embrace it, worship it, praise it. Know that it has all the answers to life's questions.

[thebtskink]

Like the Native Americans, Superman and I do not eat the worm for sport. We seek to use every part of the worm as we need it, because we love it, and we respect it. We do it proud by not wasting one bit of it.

[dubloth]

fear the worm

[thebtskink]

No, goddammit!! DON'T FEAR THE WORM!!!!

Worms come in peace!!! They mean you no harm!!


...as I dig my face into a Worm Patté

[Superman]

The worms are not to be feared! We are to solely worship and love them!

[thebtskink]

AND EAT THEM!!!

[Olorin]

Eat worms? No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Ok.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Eat worms? No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww! No way! Gross! Ew ew ew! Blech! Ew! Blech blech! Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Ok.

Olorin, worms can cure your mental problems.

[thebtskink]

NOTHING can cure Olorin's mental problems!

[JBond]

Isn't it interesting how when Superman replyed to Olorin's post, that it lined up all that crap?!

[Olorin]

This is such a stupid topic. Why do I find myself constantly coming back to it? Must be something in the worms. ARE YOU TRYING TO DRUG ME, THEBTSKINK?

[thebtskink]

Yes, if you look through all of my posts here, the first letters of each post unscrambled spell out Olorin, I am trying to drug you!

[Olorin]

I KNEW IT!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
Isn't it interesting how when Superman replyed to Olorin's post, that it lined up all that crap?!

That is the power Superman possess... Oh Tiny Toons is on!

[thebtskink]

That ain't so bad, Olorin watches Pokemon!

http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif The secret is out http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Superman]

Oh! We have a headline now for tomorrow's edition of the "Daily Planet."

[Olorin]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
That ain't so bad, Olorin watches Pokemon!

http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif The secret is out http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Damn you thebtskink! You look at nude pictures of pikachu on the internet! Damn you!

[thebtskink]

Hey, that's alright... most cartoon characters don't wear pants anyways!

[Olorin]

Well... well... you also like to eat worms! HA!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Well... well... you also like to eat worms! HA!

So do you.

[thebtskink]

Damn straight I eat worms...

I like all the fine cuisines:

Worm Sandwich
Worm Salad
Sauteed Worm
Worm Soup
Worm a la Mode
and Filet Worm Mignon

[Superman]

And after a hearty worm meal I like to do the worm dance!

[thebtskink]

Oh, it doesn't have to stop there... there's a whole world of worm merchandise out there for the taking

Worm logo T-shirts
A TV show about a crime-fighting, worm-eating duo--Superman, you know who I'm talking about http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
A feature film
Worm eraser tops for pencils
Worm-shaped suppositories--Oops! Did I say that? http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/redface.gif


... and books about worm merchandise http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Olorin]

WorM'eMon!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
WorM'eMon!

Gotta eat them all! And we need a worm theme/soundtrack, maybe Hans Zimmer can help? Hans?

[Olorin]

Real Worm Milk! 'We hand-milked thousands of worms for your enjoyment and nutritional benefit!'

[Superman]

Hans?

[Superman]

Hans!?!?

[JBond]

Hans Gruber?!!?!?!?

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
Hans Gruber?!!?!?!?

Zimmer!?!?

[Reader]

Man!?!?!?!?

[coolasice]

when i was a kid i ate a BUG does that count as a worm.... http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Olorin]

Originally posted by coolasice:
when i was a kid i ate a BUG does that count as a worm.... http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif



No, unless the bug was slimey. Was it slimey?

[thebtskink]

NO. Under absolututely no circumstances does a bug count as a worm. Unless it's a caterpillar, centipede, millipede, or maggot.

Or if it's green... I LIKE GREEN THINGS.... Hello Mr. Vile! Your just a cutesy-wutesy little vile, aren't you? Your just swimming with intestines, gastral fluid, viruses, and all sorts of neat stuff! Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!? http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif

(Breaks beaker containing vile in his hand) KHANNNN!!!!!!!!!! (Breaks down into tears) http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/frown.gif

[Superman]

HAAAAAANNNNNSSS!?!?!?!?!

[coolasice]

Originally posted by Olorin:
No, unless the bug was slimey. Was it slimey?

i think so i was a kid when that happend ....
http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Link]

Thetbskink holds a bucket of worms and is walking away.

Link:Where'd you get that?

Thetbskink:From that tree (Points to tree).

Suddenly a bunch of Birds attack Thetbskink.

Thetbskink:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get them off!

[thebtskink]

the TB skink? I didn't know I had tuberculosis. Maybe I better get that checked out.

[Olorin]

Someone made a boo-boo.

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
the TB skink? I didn't know I had tuberculosis. Maybe I better get that checked out.

Maybe he was calling you a TB skank, you know Totally Blonde (or Bald) skank.

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
Maybe he was calling you a TB skank, you know Totally Blonde (or Bald) skank.



http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/tongue.gif



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[Olorin]

When I grow up, I want to be a worm-boy! I want to live on a ranch and herd worms! Upon my mighty NightCrawler steed, I would bring the horde of worms to my hand! I want to breed them and milk them! You can have 2%, 1%, 1/2$ and Skim worm milk! Let's not forget 44%! Man oh man, how I wish I was a worm-rancher!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/tongue.gif

[This message has been edited by thebtskink (edited 01-22-2001).]

Did you take the red pill again?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
When I grow up, I want to be a worm-boy! I want to live on a ranch and herd worms! Upon my mighty NightCrawler steed, I would bring the horde of worms to my hand! I want to breed them and milk them! You can have 2%, 1%, 1/2$ and Skim worm milk! Let's not forget 44%! Man oh man, how I wish I was a worm-rancher!

I want to start a worm circus!

[JBond]

100th post, yeah!! We are strange!!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
100th post, yeah!! We are strange!!

I am about to break 100 in two of my other topics! Those would make 3 in total! BOOYA(C)! Congrats to thebtskink, though, on a successful topic!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
I am about to break 100 in two of my other topics! Those would make 3 in total! BOOYA(C)! Congrats to thebtskink, though, on a successful topic!

It still amazes me that a topic like worms which has nothing to do with worms gets so many replies while some legit topics
don't get half of that. That's what I love about this board!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
It still amazes me that a topic like worms which has nothing to do with worms gets so many replies while some legit topics
don't get half of that. That's what I love about this board!

Unless you are the one that makes the intelligent topic!

[thebtskink]

This topic does deal with Worms. And intelligence comes in different forms. JBond is just a couple levels of intelligence above everyone. We're too dumb to understand his topics. Or at least I am...

j/k

[JBond]

I wasn't cutting down on you, thebtskink. I am just a little annoyed sometimes when people are more interested in these, then when I sometimes try to make a movie conversation. These are fun, I'll admit!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
I wasn't cutting down on you, thebtskink. I am just a little annoyed sometimes when people are more interested in these, then when I sometimes try to make a movie conversation. These are fun, I'll admit!

Well, this is the community board. Movies should be in their appropriated forums. :Look-down-on-the-young-,-but-innocent-and-uninformed-,-ones-with-a-hint-of-affection-in-your-eye-face:

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by JBond:
I am just a little annoyed sometimes when people are more interested in these, then when I sometimes try to make a movie conversation.

I got just the thing for ya: <whips up a worm smoothie, tosses it to JBond, tips his hat, and says cheers!>

[JBond]

Thanks! <JBond slurps the smoothie down in a few seconds> Ahhh! Just the way I like it!

[Superman]

I'd like what he's having too, plus a little umbrella in it too!

[JBond]

No, you can't have any. Tom Thumb just ran of with the last one!

[Olorin]

I've got worms. *Scratches butt*

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
No, you can't have any. Tom Thumb just ran of with the last one!

I'm gonna kick his ass!

[thebtskink]

Ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka,
ooga ooga ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka!

I can't fight this feelingggg, deep in-side of meeee,

[Olorin]

Girl you just don't realize
what you do to me
when you hold me in your arms so tight
you let me know everythings alright
I'mmmmm hooked on a feeling!
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
Lips as sweet as candy!
It's taste is on my mind!
Girl, you got me thirsty
for another cup of wine!

[Superman]

And the saga continues...

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Worms you just don't realize
what you do to me
when you hold me in your rings so tight
you let me know everythings alright
I'mmmmm hooked on a feeling!
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
You taste as sweet as candy!
Your taste is on my mind!
Worms, you got me thirsty
for another cup of slime!


That's the way I would have said it.


[This message has been edited by thebtskink (edited 02-13-2001).]

[Theta]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
I found out something much worse than eating worms.

Ever heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters?

First one to tell me gets a big juicy steak covered with worms, mushrooms, and A-1.

Rocky Mountain Oysters are...BULL BALLS! Yep, deep-fried in beer batter.

They taste delicious.
Or so I've heard.

I'm amazed nobody's handed out some gagh by now. Come on, man cannot live on earthworms alone! Klingon worms for everyone!

[Superman]

I like the worm rapper Earth Wormmy Worm.

[JBond]

The what!?!...Oh, I thought you said something else!

[thebtskink]

What did you think he said? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......I still I don't get it.

[JBond]

I thought it said worm raper http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/redface.gif

[thebtskink]

Ewwwwwwwww..... *alright, worms, they're on to us. Andelay! Andelay! Out the door!*

[thebtskink]

I am the great Worm-Dini!!!

Watch as I revive this topic from Second Page Purgatory!!!

HA HA HA!

[Olorin]

You're just jealous of my nerd topic! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/tongue.gif

[Superman]

Worms will rule forever!

[JBond]

Especially when they rise greatly in numbers in the 2050's, then in 2061 they will appoint a leader that will eventually bring all of the worms together in great 1000 X 1000 legions and they will eat every human being on Earth!!! ......so I've heard!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Olorin:
You're just jealous of my nerd topic! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/tongue.gif

Dammit. He's on to me.

[Superman]

I pledge alegiance to the worm! I shall erect a worm statue in honor of our great rulers!

[JBond]

I'll help you make that statue! We can make it out of paper mache and old slinkies!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
I pledge alegiance to the worm! I shall erect a worm statue in honor of our great rulers!

<thebtskink raises his right hand to his chest, a tear wells up in his eye, and he sings:> And pledge thy gooood with brotherhooood, from seaaa to shine-ingggg seaaaa!

<the audience throws roses, thebtskink makes his own hand-held bouquet out of them, takes a bow, and cries: Thank You!>

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
I'll help you make that statue! We can make it out of paper mache and old slinkies!

It's the only way to go!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<thebtskink raises his right hand to his chest, a tear wells up in his eye, and he sings:> And pledge thy gooood with brotherhooood, from seaaa to shine-ingggg seaaaa!

<the audience throws roses, thebtskink makes his own hand-held bouquet out of them, takes a bow, and cries: Thank You!>

Encore! Encore!

[thebtskink]

I was eating an apple yesterday.. (True Story) and I looked at the inside, and there was a worm there! So i dropped the apple and let the worm have it!

Then I ate the worm... :D

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>I was eating an apple yesterday.. (True Story) and I looked at the inside, and there was a worm there! So i dropped the apple and let the worm have it!

Then I ate the worm... :D</STRONG>

Wow, that sounds a little farfetched... NO WAY you ate an apple... its just not possible.. ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>I was eating an apple yesterday.. (True Story) and I looked at the inside, and there was a worm there! So i dropped the apple and let the worm have it!

Then I ate the worm... :D</STRONG>

So...in a way....you ate the worm.....AND the apple!!

Boggles the mind! :eek:

[Superman]

He is "the one." The prophecies spoke of such an event to take place! :eek:

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>So...in a way....you ate the worm.....AND the apple!!

Boggles the mind! :eek:</STRONG>

Yes..... in a way....

[EmpireOfDust]

"I Got Worms, I specialize in making worm farms, you know, like ant farms, we are gonna open up an entire storm specializing in them, we are gonna call it I Got Worms.."

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>"I Got Worms, I specialize in making worm farms, you know, like ant farms, we are gonna open up an entire storm specializing in them, we are gonna call it I Got Worms.."</STRONG>

Lloyd, is that you!?

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Lloyd, is that you!?</STRONG>

its CHRISTMAS time!!!! get it?

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>its CHRISTMAS time!!!! get it?</STRONG>

Yes.

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Yes.</STRONG>

Yes/No

[Doomsday]

Worms suck!

[EmpireOfDust]

Do you got legs yet Doomsday?

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Do you got legs yet Doomsday?</STRONG>

No, the worms ate them off.

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>No, the worms ate them off.</STRONG>

Sounds a little bit far-fetched but i guess its possible....

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>its CHRISTMAS time!!!! get it?</STRONG>

No.

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
<STRONG>Worms suck!</STRONG>

No.... I suck worms! :D

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Sounds a little bit far-fetched but i guess its possible....</STRONG>

With my genetically-engineered worms, ANYTHING is possible...

MwahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA and a HA!!!!!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>With my genetically-engineered worms, ANYTHING is possible...

MwahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA and a HA!!!!!</STRONG>

::Shuts his eyes::

[JBond]

:Opens eyes widely:

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>:Opens eyes widely:</STRONG>

:: pokes you in the eye with a worm ::

[ 05-23-2001: Message edited by: EmpireOfDust ]

[thebtskink]

Worms are not to poke with, grasshopper... only to eat.

Wax on, Wax off... always remember...

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Worms are not to poke with, grasshopper... only to eat.

Wax on, Wax off... always remember...</STRONG>

and your a moron
;)

[thebtskink]

that too. :D

[Olorin]

...worms... I'm done.

[Jedi Knight]

(Jedi steps on stage with an acoustic guitar).

Picture yourself in a boat on river....of worms....with tangerine worms, and marmalade skies! Some worm told you, you answer quite wormly, a worm with protein and life!!! ...........
.................
..............
...........
........
....
...
..
'CS!' IN THE SKIE WITH WORMS! 'CS!' IN THE SKIE WITH WORMS! YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Just thought I'd add to the madness,
--The Jedster ;)

[thebtskink]

To quote Supes:

"Hell yeah! My man Jedi recognizes!!"

[Superman]

I pee worms, is that unusual?

[JBond]

Only if the worms speak to you!

[thebtskink]

They're not supposed to?!? :eek:

[Solidus]

No, you dolt. Go eat some more worms. ;)

[Doomsday]

Worms suck!

[JBond]

Don't worry, he will never say anything like that again.....he has been banned. ;)

[Chicklet]

k, r we talkin bout reaL WORMS hear?ewwwwwwwww...., candy worms aren't bad! did you know mcdonalds burgers have health worms in them? its supposedly healthy and theirs nuttin wrong with it.weird! :p

[Dew k Mosi]

There is something seriously wrong for a thread about worms to have 7 pages, and it is even more wrong that I paged through all 7 pages!

[Doomsday]

I'm sorry. :(

[thebtskink]

Ralph (with worm hanging out of mouth):Miss Hoover? My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?
Miss Hoover: No, Ralph, there aren't any more. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph:Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!!! :D

[ 06-04-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Dew k Mosi:
<STRONG>There is something seriously wrong for a thread about worms to have 7 pages, and it is even more wrong that I paged through all 7 pages!</STRONG>

You are wrong for questioning the power of the almighty worm!!!! You shall repent your sins or he will take gggrrrrrreat vengeance! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*or not ;) *

[Warpedchick]

I am shocked that there is a thread dealing with cruelty to worms! Stop this worm abuse at once or I will be force to give the worms guns, ammo, explosives and a copy of the Terrorists Handbook!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Thinks: I knew Olorin was kinky but Pokemon? Man I'm learning a lot about him I didn't know. Reading some of these old threads, it's a real eye opener :eek:

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>Thinks: I knew Olorin was kinky but Pokemon? Man I'm learning a lot about him I didn't know. Reading some of these old threads, it's a real eye opener :eek:</STRONG>

Th...that was a long time ago...

[Warpedchick]

You've changed??? Damn and I was just starting to get excited!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>I am shocked that there is a thread dealing with cruelty to worms! Stop this worm abuse at once or I will be force to give the worms guns, ammo, explosives and a copy of the Terrorists Handbook!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
</STRONG>

Bring it on!

[Warpedchick]

This is worm warfare. :D

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>You've changed??? Damn and I was just starting to get excited!</STRONG>

I have moved on... to obscure imported anime!

[Warpedchick]

The more I find out about you the more I like you. ;)

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>I have moved on... to obscure imported anime!</STRONG>

Its called hentai

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>I am shocked that there is a thread dealing with cruelty to worms! Stop this worm abuse at once or I will be force to give the worms guns, ammo, explosives and a copy of the Terrorists Handbook!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!</STRONG>

*Warpedchick gives worms ammunition. Worms take aim at thebtskink with mini-bazookas and handguns. Thebtskink raises his foot and..... SQUISH!!!!!!! He picks up his newly made worm pattie and shoves it in his mouth.*

--I don't see where I was supposed to feel threatened.

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>*Warpedchick gives worms ammunition. Worms take aim at thebtskink with mini-bazookas and handguns. Thebtskink raises his foot and..... SQUISH!!!!!!! He picks up his newly made worm pattie and shoves it in his mouth.*

--I don't see where I was supposed to feel threatened.</STRONG>

This is why I need to rule you people! :p

[thebtskink]

Well, it seems that, yet again, this topic has slipped into second page oblivion, falling victim to the inevitable plethora of posts from the recent influx of visitors.

I think it is time gentlemen, awaiting any objections, that I retire my Worm thread into ComingSoon history and live its legacy through my numerous non-sensical posts about ... stuff.

Unless anyone objects, goodbye old buddy, it was nice knowing ya... :(


So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu.
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen.
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!

I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie.
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly.
The sun has gone to bed and so must I.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!

[thebtskink]

*cough* feedback? *cough*

[JBond]

Bravo!!!

Keep it around! It's a classic thread!

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]

[thebtskink]

OK! (So, it's a bump. SUE ME!)

[EmpireOfDust]

Im afraid to touch worms... I have never ever touched one...

[JBond]

Someone just told me that they sent my computer a worm...that's good right?

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Someone just told me that they sent my computer a worm...that's good right?</STRONG>

[edited]

[ 07-08-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>OK! (So, it's a bump. SUE ME!)</STRONG>

Sue you I'd rather give you a bump on the head. Will these worms ever be safe from you?? :mad:

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>Sue you I'd rather give you a bump on the head. Will these worms ever be safe from you?? :mad:</STRONG>

No and no.

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>[edited]

[ 07-08-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</STRONG>

eh?

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>[edited]

[ 07-08-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</STRONG>

That cant be a good thing...

[thebtskink]

Give me the gist of what ya said...

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>This is why I need to rule you people! :p</STRONG>

Rule your people, I'll rule my worms! ;)

[thebtskink]

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

[JBond]

Sorry, just got back form my Amazon worm safari! They had worms there the size of buses!! We lost a few men to them :(

Well actually we sacrificed those few to the worms...hoping they would go away...they really took one for the team! they will be remembered always. Bob.......and that one guy.

[thebtskink]

That one guy, that guy right there, aw man.. ::chokes on tears::

[Superman]

I once went on a worm safari, I thought they said surf so I tried to surf on one. They used cattle prods and tranquilzers to bring me down.

[thebtskink]

Lesson learned: Superman's got a scar of a horseshoe on his right butt cheek.

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Lesson learned: Superman's got a scar of a horseshoe on his right butt cheek.</STRONG>

Could've been worse right?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Could've been worse right?</STRONG>

Yeah...you could have a horseshoe IN your butt.

[thebtskink]

200 replies!! YAHOO!!!

[Superman]

It's about bloody time we got to 200!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>It's about bloody time we got to 200!</STRONG>

Damn straight! Want a worm? :)

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

Damn straight! Want a worm? :)</STRONG>

Hook it up G! :D

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>What's more disturbing is that this post got 16 responses, 17 if you count mine, and is bound to get more. It has nothing to do with movies but it's gotten more responses than some threads that have to do with movies. So who wants some worm pizza?</STRONG>

I think this topic is less disturbing now than it was before. But, then again, Me and Supes are Worm Vets, so we're used to it.

*hands Supes a worm*

Supes: Ah, AH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF OF ME!

Don't mind him, he's just having a Woodstock flashback. :D

[Warpedchick]

IF YOU BUMP THIS THREAD AGAIN I'M GOING TO BUMP YOU!!! :mad:

(Did that sound right?) :confused:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>IF YOU BUMP THIS THREAD AGAIN I'M GOING TO BUMP YOU!!! :mad:

(Did that sound right?) :confused:</STRONG>
I think that depends on what message you were trying to convey!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>IF YOU BUMP THIS THREAD AGAIN I'M GOING TO BUMP YOU!!! :mad:

(Did that sound right?) :confused:</STRONG>

What is this bump you speak of? I was simply replying to a comment, a little late maybe, that Superman made. :p

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

What is this bump you speak of? I was simply replying to a comment, a little late maybe, that Superman made. :p</STRONG>

Yeah right! Oh shoot now I just bumbed it! Damn! :mad:

[thebtskink]

See? Isn't "bumbing" ;) fun? :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

I think this topic is less disturbing now than it was before. But, then again, Me and Supes are Worm Vets, so we're used to it.

*hands Supes a worm*

Supes: Ah, AH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF OF ME!

Don't mind him, he's just having a Woodstock flashback. :D</STRONG>

thebtskink and I were in Worm 'Nam, we were the only two survivors.

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

thebtskink and I were in Worm 'Nam, we were the only two survivors.</STRONG>

That's why we don't have our medals. We threw them at oncoming cars in protest....

... At least Supes told me it was in protest.

[thebtskink]

My influence is spreading all over these forums. First people ate my worms, then they bathed in them, now they name themselves after my worms!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


TECHworm is GOD!

[ 08-06-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

[Malice]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>My influence is spreading all over these forums. First people ate my worms, then they bathed in them, now they name themselves after my worms!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


TECHworm is GOD!

[ 08-06-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]</STRONG>

A worm no longer am I!

[thebtskink]

Could it be.... SATAN?!?

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Could it be.... SATAN?!?</STRONG>

What does that have to do with worms?

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>

What does that have to do with worms?</STRONG>


Techie was god, until he denounced the worms... Poor, misguided techie...

[Lackey]

Worms


Worms can be used for human consumption being 60%-70% protein. They have a unique flavour and added to recipes give a pleasant gourmet change. They can be used for their meat or grounded down and made into worm flour which then can be used for baking.
Worms are highly nutritious - and can be grown right in your backyard!


Preparation:

Purge your worms. Simply wash and place in moistened cornflour for 48 hours. Wash cornflour off and remove any dead worms.

Cooking and boiling: bring to boil for 15 minutes then change water and boil again.

Baking: freeze worms first. This stops them from slithering off the baking tray. Take for 30 minutes at 125°C (200°F). Baked worms may then be ground into "worm flour".

To get you started, here are a couple of recipes:

Worm Meatloaf

650g mince
1/2 cup boiled worms, chopped finely
1 Maggi onion soup mix
1/2 cup evaporated milk
1/2 bell pepper, chopped
1 slice fresh bread, shredded

Mix all ingredients together and place in a loaf pan. Bake for 1 hour at 250°C (400°F).



Caramel Worm Brownies

1 pack of Brownie mix (or your own homemade recipe)
2 Tbsp worm flour
1 cup chopped nuts
1/4 cup bottled caramel sauce

Combine the brownie mix with the worm flour and prepare according to package directions. Stir in the nuts. Pour 1/2 to 2/3 of the batter into a baking dish. Drizzle the caramel sauce on top of the batter. Pour the remaining batter on top of the caramel sauce. Bake according to package directions.


http://www.garden-nz.co.nz/images/db/xl/worms-loaf.jpg

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

That's why we don't have our medals. We threw them at oncoming cars in protest....

... At least Supes told me it was in protest.</STRONG>

Damn government gave us the chocolate filled kind with the gold foil. We threw them at cars to break windows, instead they stuck on smearing the drivers view and causing an accident. Or two... Or 25 car pile up.... After that thebtskink and I went to see "Gladiator" in theaters where we acted out the whole movie. I played Maximus and Connie Nielsen's role, I kissed myself! thebtskink played the dude with the funky eyebrows.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Lackey Man:
<STRONG>Worms


Worms can be used for human consumption being 60%-70% protein. They have a unique flavour and added to recipes give a pleasant gourmet change. They can be used for their meat or grounded down and made into worm flour which then can be used for baking.
Worms are highly nutritious - and can be grown right in your backyard!


Preparation:

Purge your worms. Simply wash and place in moistened cornflour for 48 hours. Wash cornflour off and remove any dead worms.

Cooking and boiling: bring to boil for 15 minutes then change water and boil again.

Baking: freeze worms first. This stops them from slithering off the baking tray. Take for 30 minutes at 125°C (200°F). Baked worms may then be ground into "worm flour".

To get you started, here are a couple of recipes:

Worm Meatloaf

650g mince
1/2 cup boiled worms, chopped finely
1 Maggi onion soup mix
1/2 cup evaporated milk
1/2 bell pepper, chopped
1 slice fresh bread, shredded

Mix all ingredients together and place in a loaf pan. Bake for 1 hour at 250°C (400°F).



Caramel Worm Brownies

1 pack of Brownie mix (or your own homemade recipe)
2 Tbsp worm flour
1 cup chopped nuts
1/4 cup bottled caramel sauce

Combine the brownie mix with the worm flour and prepare according to package directions. Stir in the nuts. Pour 1/2 to 2/3 of the batter into a baking dish. Drizzle the caramel sauce on top of the batter. Pour the remaining batter on top of the caramel sauce. Bake according to package directions.


http://www.garden-nz.co.nz/images/db/xl/worms-loaf.jpg </STRONG>

Mmmmmm.... Just like Ma's home cooked meals...

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

thebtskink played the dude with the funky eyebrows.</STRONG>

I got mauled by a tiger... then we went home to play Dream Date... I got the dud, and he looked like Jibbond. ;)

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Lackey Man:
<STRONG>

http://www.garden-nz.co.nz/images/db/xl/worms-loaf.jpg </STRONG>

Yummy!!! :D

[ 08-07-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

Yummy!!! :D

[ 08-07-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]</STRONG>

Ya that does look sorta good

[Warpedchick]

You guys are truly sick! :rolleyes:

I hope you get cancer of the worms! :D ;)

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

I got mauled by a tiger... then we went home to play Dream Date... I got the dud, and he looked like Jibbond. ;)</STRONG>

Then we played Connect Four and I swallowed one of the pieces and puked all over the t.v. thebtskink laughed until he realized we couldn't watch Love Boat.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>You guys are truly sick! :rolleyes:

I hope you get cancer of the worms! :D ;)</STRONG>

I once tried to smoke a worm, so I lit it on fire but it just went up in flames. I tried to inhale the fumes quickly but nothing happened and I went back to bed. Yes alone this time!

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>I once tried to smoke a worm, so I lit it on fire but it just went up in flames. I tried to inhale the fumes quickly but nothing happened and I went back to bed. Yes alone this time!</STRONG>

Don't worry...we all know General Zod doesn't tuck you in every night!...Some nights your just lonely! :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

Don't worry...we all know General Zod doesn't tuck you in every night!...Some nights your just lonely! :D</STRONG>

At least I don't sleep with a night lite on.

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

At least I don't sleep with a night lite on.</STRONG>

How do you know how Greengoblin sleeps at night?.........OH MY GOD THOSE RUMOURS ABOUT YOU AND GG ARE TRUE!!! :eek: :p ;)

[EmpireOfDust]

I have made a mission to rid the world of worms forever!!!

[Godzilla]

And have made a mission to release all of my Tapeworms and populate the planet with worms again.

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>And have made a mission to release all of my Tapeworms and populate the planet with worms again.</STRONG>

My Stomach is gonna be full!

[Frizzo the Clown]

I've got worms

[Malice]

I gave my dog worms....

[Link]

.....Wormy WromyWormdsfsdfWormad sWormad Wormad wssomr y Wortmt yAdgmrgrtgf3#$T^YTGBGwormisywormysdfs
Tech:I understand completely
Sincerely,
The Missing Link
http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif

[Malice]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>.....Wormy WromyWormdsfsdfWormad sWormad Wormad wssomr y Wortmt yAdgmrgrtgf3#$T^YTGBGwormisywormysdfs
Tech:I understand completely
Sincerely,
The Missing Link
http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif </STRONG>

Ehh?

[Link]

.....Read The Worm Bible...
Thout Shallt Not Stomp Worm!

.......I'm going insane on the forums right now.....

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>How do you know how Greengoblin sleeps at night?.........OH MY GOD THOSE RUMOURS ABOUT YOU AND GG ARE TRUE!!!</STRONG>

YES THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE!.....HE DOES WATCH ME AT NIGHT :eek:

BET HE LETS THE WORMS WATCH TO!! :eek:

SHAME ON YOU SUPES!....I TOLD YOU BEFORE I DON'T INDULGE IN YOUR FANTASIES....SO GO AND WATCH PERRY WHITE INSTEAD OR SOMETHIN'!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

YES THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE!.....HE DOES WATCH ME AT NIGHT :eek:

BET HE LETS THE WORMS WATCH TO!! :eek:

SHAME ON YOU SUPES!....I TOLD YOU BEFORE I DON'T INDULGE IN YOUR FANTASIES....SO GO AND WATCH PERRY WHITE INSTEAD OR SOMETHIN'!</STRONG>

No, you said that in "Villain GQ" magazine, that's how I know. Freak. :D ;) :p :cool:

[thebtskink]

&lt;sits back and enjoys the mayhem he created&gt; :D

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>And have made a mission to release all of my Tapeworms and populate the planet with worms again.</STRONG>

&lt;pulls big lizard's finger&gt;

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

&lt;pulls big lizard's finger&gt;</STRONG>

That's going to leave a mark....

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

That's going to leave a mark....</STRONG>

HOLY SHNIKES!!!

[Lackey]

Mmmmmmm.....palm worm :D


http://www.pmel.noaa.gov/vents/nemo/explorer/bio_gallery/biogallery-ImageF.00045.jpeg

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

HOLY SHNIKES!!!</STRONG>

Did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?

Hehe...why?

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Lackey Man:
<STRONG>Mmmmmmm.....palm worm :D


http://www.pmel.noaa.gov/vents/nemo/explorer/bio_gallery/biogallery-ImageF.00045.jpeg </STRONG>

It goes down good with milk!!!

And, yes, I did eat paint chips as a kid.

[thebtskink]

Hey look, Olorin!! My topic still survives!!

Neener, neener, neener!!! :p :p :p

[JBond]

Well we'll just see about THAT!

[thebtskink]

Be quiet and eat your worms, Jibbond. :D

[JBond]

I don't want to, there's something in my worms! I think it's....AHHHH, it's a piece of bread, GET IT OUT OF THERE!!!!