The Wedding Bells Do Toll... [Archive] - The ComingSoon.net Boards

Olorin

06-09-2002, 09:31 PM

Love is in all things... everything from frogs to Star Wars. Sometimes it sucks, and sometimes it is a beautiful beautiful thing. In this case, it's just pretty freaking funny. That's right, love has stricken the hearts of seven noble ComingSoon patrons (or eight depending on how you look at it). In an avalanche of passion and committment, a man met a woman and what followed after can only be described as the blossom of a flower, foreshadowing the beauty which lies in the future, both near and distant. Actually, three men met three women... but the principles are the same.

Down the aisle, we see...

Mr. Rogue and Mrs. Bond... they met while fighting an evil Russian corporation bent on world domination. Through a series of extensively choreographes action sequences, and daring chases, the two realized that they were perfect together, both as an ass-kicking team and a lifelong partnership.

bbf2 the Drunk Vegas Preacher: Do you, ambiguously gay secret agent guy, take her to be your lawfully wedded moll? Same question, lady.
JBond: I do.
Rogue: I do.

Mr. Iben and Mrs. Olorin... it was a quiet evening in Hobbitton. Armed with the finest weed in the Southfarthing, both had set out to spend their time in isolated repose upon a picturesque hill. Unbeknownest to each other, they were not to be alone that night.

bbf2: Do you, guy with stupid pointy hat, take her to be your lawfully wedded broad? You too, lady.
Iben: I do
Olorin: I do

Mr. Hand and Mrs. Frizzo... they had known each other since birth, and never strayed far from the other's side. Love was inevitable, and by the time they reached the age of 11, they knew they were meant to be together forever, but as more than mere body parts.

bbf2: Do you . . . ah man, that's just wrong.

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As we enter into the next stage of our lives, may we keep in mind the solemn promises that we have made here today.

(Note: Thanks to all the posters mentioned for their encouragement, suggestions, and co-operation in creating this thread, which just might birth a slight refreshening of the boards, offering a new, interesting aspect to consider.

Oh, and this is a JOKE. Not to be taken seriously. If anyone thinks we've really gotten married, wake up. We're having fun. Now, we might run with the joke for a little while, but don't freak out on us.)

[ 06-09-2002, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]

TyRoss

06-09-2002, 09:32 PM

Always a bridesmaid and never a bride (sniff).

Oj

06-09-2002, 09:33 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:


Mr. Hand and Mrs. Frizzo... they had known each other since birth, and never strayed far from the other's side. Love was inevitable, and by the time they reached the age of 11, they knew they were meant to be together forever, but as more than mere body parts.<hr /></blockquote>Hahaha.

Frizzo the Clown

06-09-2002, 09:35 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
Always a bridesmaid and never a bride (sniff).<hr /></blockquote>You can marry my other hand.

thebtskink

06-09-2002, 09:40 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
Always a bridesmaid and never a bride (sniff).<hr /></blockquote>You can marry my other hand.<hr /></blockquote>Back off, Ty! It's mine!

TyRoss

06-09-2002, 09:41 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by thebtskink:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
Always a bridesmaid and never a bride (sniff).<hr /></blockquote>You can marry my other hand.<hr /></blockquote>Back off, Ty! It's mine!<hr /></blockquote>Go for it skink.

thebtskink

06-09-2002, 09:41 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by thebtskink:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
Always a bridesmaid and never a bride (sniff).<hr /></blockquote>You can marry my other hand.<hr /></blockquote>Back off, Ty! It's mine!<hr /></blockquote>Go for it skink.<hr /></blockquote>Hoo-ha!

JBond

06-09-2002, 09:51 PM

Honey, the Frizzo's called to have a BBQ. Should I say we're sick? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Rogue

06-09-2002, 09:51 PM

Haha, this is great! :D

thebtskink

06-09-2002, 09:53 PM

Damn my prompt lateness!

Godzilla

06-09-2002, 09:54 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Haha, this is great! :D <hr /></blockquote>Rouge! Divorce that clown JBond and ride away with me! We shall be very happy together!

JBond

06-09-2002, 09:56 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Haha, this is great! :D <hr /></blockquote>Rouge! Divorce that clown JBond and ride away with me! We shall be very happy together!<hr /></blockquote>Hey bub, back away nice and slow :cool: ...and watch out for that building.

Godzilla

06-09-2002, 09:57 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Haha, this is great! :D <hr /></blockquote>Rouge! Divorce that clown JBond and ride away with me! We shall be very happy together!<hr /></blockquote>Hey bub, back away nice and slow :cool: ...and watch out for that building.<hr /></blockquote>Which direction. ::steps on JBond:: oops :rolleyes: :p

Rogue

06-09-2002, 09:57 PM

Nah, I don't believe in divorce.

JBond

06-09-2002, 09:58 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
Which direction. ::steps on JBond:: oops :rolleyes: :p <hr /></blockquote>Ha, that was just the Best Man, sorry Dalton

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Godzilla

06-09-2002, 09:59 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Nah, I don't believe in divorce.<hr /></blockquote>Do you believe in adultury? I'm lonely! Make me a wife Olorin!

bbf2

06-09-2002, 10:00 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Nah, I don't believe in divorce.<hr /></blockquote>Do you believe in adultury? I'm lonely! Make me a wife Olorin!<hr /></blockquote>You can pull a Cletus and marry Fractal.

Iben

06-09-2002, 10:01 PM

Haha.....this is great :D

Godzilla

06-09-2002, 10:02 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Nah, I don't believe in divorce.<hr /></blockquote>Do you believe in adultury? I'm lonely! Make me a wife Olorin!<hr /></blockquote>You can pull a Cletus and marry Fractal.<hr /></blockquote>:( I love fractal but not like that. :(

How about pixi?

thebtskink

06-09-2002, 10:03 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Haha.....this is great :D <hr /></blockquote>Meh. It could have been better had someone told me WHAT WAS GOING ON!!!! :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

Rogue

06-09-2002, 10:03 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Nah, I don't believe in divorce.<hr /></blockquote>Do you believe in adultury? I'm lonely! Make me a wife Olorin!<hr /></blockquote>Nope, sorry don't believe in that either.

Godzilla

06-09-2002, 10:03 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Nah, I don't believe in divorce.<hr /></blockquote>Do you believe in adultury? I'm lonely! Make me a wife Olorin!<hr /></blockquote>Nope, sorry don't believe in that either.<hr /></blockquote>Mean. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Rogue

06-09-2002, 10:23 PM

I am not! I happen to be very nice!

bbf2

06-09-2002, 10:24 PM

She's adhering to her moral values.

thebtskink

06-09-2002, 10:25 PM

More---ells? :confused:

Tardumb

06-09-2002, 10:41 PM

Uhhhhh...when's cake and ice cream?

Rogue

06-09-2002, 10:42 PM

You missed it..that was about an hour ago.

JBond

06-09-2002, 10:42 PM

Here you go <hands him some cake and ice cream> Hope you like pecans in your ice cream.

Tardumb

06-09-2002, 10:57 PM

Tryin to keep it all for yourself eh Rogue? Well HA, I got some...Thanks Jibbs, *munch munch* <spits out everywhere> What the hell?! Those aren't pecans! <midgets are snickering in the corner> Why I oughta! <picks up knife and starts chasing midgets, everything is getting destroyed>

Elizabeth

06-09-2002, 11:45 PM

<Liz looks around> Mind if I squeeze in here somewhere? :D

JBond

06-09-2002, 11:46 PM

Well...the Best Man is single...not the one that was killed...although he is too.

Rogue

06-09-2002, 11:56 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<Liz looks around> Mind if I squeeze in here somewhere? :D <hr /></blockquote>You can be my bridesmaid, Liz! :D

Elizabeth

06-09-2002, 11:57 PM

Okay Rogue... but who do I get to sneak out with? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Rogue

06-09-2002, 11:58 PM

Just pick someone! :D

Elizabeth

06-10-2002, 12:02 AM

<Liz picks her nose> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> Oh, you meant a person! :o :D Oops... hmm, any guys wanna volunteer?

Iben

06-10-2002, 01:20 AM

I wonder where my husband is....on the very night of our wedding <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Rogue

06-10-2002, 01:24 AM

Curious!

I know where mine is. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben

06-10-2002, 01:25 AM

sure rub it in.... :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Elizabeth

06-10-2002, 01:26 AM

I'm still looking for some guy to sneak out with, so don't feel bad, Iben!

beemanbone

06-10-2002, 01:30 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Elizabeth:
I'm still looking for some guy to sneak out with, so don't feel bad, Iben!<hr /></blockquote>*ahem*

Elizabeth

06-10-2002, 01:30 AM

Okay then, I"ll sneak out with a fellow otaku!

Iben

06-10-2002, 01:33 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Elizabeth:
I'm still looking for some guy to sneak out with, so don't feel bad, Iben!<hr /></blockquote>Well at least your husband didn't leave you on the night of the wedding...*sob sob

JBond

06-10-2002, 01:37 AM

Hmmm, it's the bill for the wedding....HOLY COW that's lot!!!! Oh wait, this isn't for the wedding, hehe.....it's for the cake!

Iben

06-10-2002, 01:41 AM

Apparently secret agents eat a lot of cake

Rogue

06-10-2002, 01:43 AM

Where's Mr. Iben? :p

JBond

06-10-2002, 01:44 AM

Hey, cakes with gold figurines on top don't come cheap!

Iben

06-10-2002, 01:46 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Where's Mr. Iben? :p <hr /></blockquote>That's exactly what I like to know :mad:

Elizabeth

06-10-2002, 01:53 AM

Looks like you'll have to track him down.

Rogue

06-10-2002, 01:55 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Hey, cakes with gold figurines on top don't come cheap!<hr /></blockquote>Gold?

rObix

06-10-2002, 03:11 AM

hmmm....now olorin is truely my arch enemy. AND HE MUST DIE....or something. d'oh. shouldnt have said that out loud.

JBond

06-10-2002, 03:14 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Hey, cakes with gold figurines on top don't come cheap!<hr /></blockquote>Gold?<hr /></blockquote>"Gooooooold figure!"

Iben

06-10-2002, 04:14 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
hmmm....now olorin is truely my arch enemy. AND HE MUST DIE....or something. d'oh. shouldnt have said that out loud.<hr /></blockquote>haha….don’t make me a widow so soon after the wedding…

Rogue

06-10-2002, 04:25 AM

Well skink was looking for a wife... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

HeadHunter

06-10-2002, 04:43 AM

damn my inapropriat lateness to this.....er..........interesting thread :p

Rogue

06-10-2002, 04:49 AM

Yeah..it's altered the rest of our lives. :p

HeadHunter

06-10-2002, 04:58 AM

yeah 6 lives that will nver be the same again......

Rogue

06-10-2002, 05:04 AM

Well it was 8..but due to conflict. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

rObix

06-10-2002, 07:24 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
hmmm....now olorin is truely my arch enemy. AND HE MUST DIE....or something. d'oh. shouldnt have said that out loud.<hr /></blockquote>haha….don’t make me a widow so soon after the wedding…<hr /></blockquote>meh. but he is my arch enemy. my forum has defeated his's....does not the victor get the spoils? *cough*..... :D

Olorin

06-10-2002, 07:36 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Elizabeth:
I'm still looking for some guy to sneak out with, so don't feel bad, Iben!<hr /></blockquote>Well at least your husband didn't leave you on the night of the wedding...*sob sob<hr /></blockquote>Honey, don't cry... I'll make it up to you. Look, I bought you a pet Hobbit. We'll call him "Bingo Baggins". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Olorin

06-10-2002, 07:37 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
meh. but he is my arch enemy. my forum has defeated his's....does not the victor get the spoils? *cough*..... :D <hr /></blockquote>Well, I guess you're just not as good as me. That's the only possible explanation! :D By the way, come December you'll have a run for your money forum-wise.

Olorin

06-10-2002, 07:38 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
Well it was 8..but due to conflict. :(<hr /></blockquote>Actually, 7... I don't count Frizzo and his hand as different people.

bbf2

06-10-2002, 08:49 AM

It was 8.

My life changed too, (for the worse) after seeing Frizzo marry his hand.

rObix

06-10-2002, 08:50 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
meh. but he is my arch enemy. my forum has defeated his's....does not the victor get the spoils? *cough*..... :D <hr /></blockquote>Well, I guess you're just not as good as me. That's the only possible explanation! :D By the way, come December you'll have a run for your money forum-wise.<hr /></blockquote>either im not as good as you, or i didnt start the thread :p
yes, but your forum will be sunk once again, when the production of episode 2 starts! :p neener.

Iben

06-10-2002, 09:10 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Honey, don't cry... I'll make it up to you. Look, I bought you a pet Hobbit. We'll call him "Bingo Baggins". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Awwwwww…Thank you honey he’s adorable, I won’t let him sleep in the bed though, his feet are kinda dirty…

rObix

06-10-2002, 09:26 AM

one wrong move olorin....come on....

<img src="http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/ORRYS8VALVV.jpg" alt="" />

rObix

06-10-2002, 09:27 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Honey, don't cry... I'll make it up to you. Look, I bought you a pet Hobbit. We'll call him "Bingo Baggins". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Awwwwww…Thank you honey he’s adorable, I won’t let him sleep in the bed though, his feet are kinda dirty…<hr /></blockquote>it kind of looks like...frizzo...hmmmmm.....

tyler_durden

06-10-2002, 10:19 AM

Wow, looks like I did miss out on a lot over the weekend. I was only gone for a couple of days and you all go and get married on me. :D

Peter

06-10-2002, 10:43 AM

Why wasn't I invited to any of these parties??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

rObix

06-10-2002, 10:44 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Peter:
Why wasn't I invited to any of these parties??? :(<hr /></blockquote>no idea. i wasnt either. so im gonna kill olorin. you should kill jbond.

Peter

06-10-2002, 10:45 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Peter:
Why wasn't I invited to any of these parties??? :( <hr /></blockquote>no idea. i wasnt either. so im gonna kill olorin. you should kill jbond.<hr /></blockquote>OK

Godzilla

06-10-2002, 10:45 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
I am not! I happen to be very nice!<hr /></blockquote><img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Godzilla

06-10-2002, 10:58 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Elizabeth:
Okay then, I"ll sneak out with a fellow otaku!<hr /></blockquote>Damnit! This is what I get for falling a sleep.

JBond

06-10-2002, 03:58 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Honey, don't cry... I'll make it up to you. Look, I bought you a pet Hobbit. We'll call him "Bingo Baggins". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Awwwwww…Thank you honey he’s adorable, I won’t let him sleep in the bed though, his feet are kinda dirty…<hr /></blockquote>That's cause he was running in our yard!! Keep him restrainted, or I'll call the police!

JBond

06-10-2002, 03:58 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
one wrong move olorin....come on....

<img src="http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/ORRYS8VALVV.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Your funniest...post...ever

pixiness

06-10-2002, 04:18 PM

I don't know why nobody wanted to marry me :confused:

Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
:(

:D

Iben

06-10-2002, 04:34 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
That's cause he was running in our yard!! Keep him restrainted, or I'll call the police!<hr /></blockquote>Hey no need to turn to drastic measures! he'll be a good boy, he just has to know a little discipline.

rObix

06-10-2002, 04:53 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
one wrong move olorin....come on....

<img src="http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/ORRYS8VALVV.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Your funniest...post...ever<hr /></blockquote>i take pride in my work....you know. thinking of ways to kill olorin :D

rObix

06-10-2002, 04:53 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
I don't know why nobody wanted to marry me :confused:

Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
:(

:D <hr /></blockquote>*cough* im...uh...you know...not taken... :D
im a jedi, you know...

[ 06-10-2002, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: rObix ]

Tardumb

06-10-2002, 05:53 PM

*vrrrrzzzzhhh* <makes many swift movements with his lightsaber..rOb's pants fall>

I'm free pixi <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Kyle Katarn

06-10-2002, 10:48 PM

<The faint sound of the song "Get Me to the Church on Time" is heard....Tardumb and rOb look up to see Kyle Katarn jump out of a low flying Moldy Crow! He lands in the midst of the crowd with a lightsaber in one hand and a 12-gauge in the other!>

Kyle: Looks like Shotgun wedding, boys! Yeeeeeeee-haw!!! :D

<Kyle blasts Tardumb and rOb with explosive shells, blasting them into the next room!>

Kyle: So, pixi...I know you like the bad boys! Forget about wishy-washy Jedi Knights...what you need is a rogue Jedi like me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :cool:

[ 06-10-2002, 11:00 PM: Message edited by: Kyle Katarn ]

bbf2

06-10-2002, 11:26 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
what you need is a rogue Jedi like me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :cool: <hr /></blockquote>Or better yet, she could hook up with Rogue!

Tardumb

06-10-2002, 11:28 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
she could hook up with Rogue!<hr /></blockquote>I second that!

Kyle Katarn

06-10-2002, 11:34 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Tardumb:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
she could hook up with Rogue!<hr /></blockquote>I second that!<hr /></blockquote>I third th....wait a minute?! Rogue's free again? Then what am I doin' here??? <runs off> :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Tardumb

06-10-2002, 11:41 PM

<trips Kyle>

Haha...loser

JBond

06-11-2002, 12:18 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
what you need is a rogue Jedi like me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :cool: <hr /></blockquote>Or better yet, she could hook up with Rogue!<hr /></blockquote>That would be impossible :cool:

pixiness

06-11-2002, 08:31 AM

Well. I officially feel loved... Can I do a poligamy type of thing? I couldn't possibly choose just one. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

rObix

06-11-2002, 08:40 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Well. I officially feel loved... Can I do a poligamy type of thing? I couldn't possibly choose just one. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>im not down with a male harem....

Kyle Katarn

06-11-2002, 08:48 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Well. I officially feel loved... Can I do a poligamy type of thing? I couldn't possibly choose just one. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Works for me! :D Just not at the same time please! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

rObix

06-11-2002, 08:59 AM

no no...me and Pixi are getting married, and having a Star Wars/LOTR themed wedding. :D i think.

Kyle Katarn

06-11-2002, 09:10 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
no no...me and Pixi are getting married, and having a Star Wars/LOTR themed wedding. :D i think.<hr /></blockquote>Kyle: No way rOb! <pulls lightsaber> She's mine!

<Suddenly, a band of hobbits surround Kyle>

Kyle: Hah! What do you punks got?!

<The hobbits all pull out lightsabers and ignite them!>

Kyle: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> I shoulda stood in bed...<starts fighting the well-armed hobbits...>

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:14 AM

those are actually a rogue band of frizzo's midgets. i just dressed them up like hobbits, and taught them in the ways of the sith. nuts to the "2, no more no less" crap....midgets!

Iben

06-11-2002, 09:21 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
no no...me and Pixi are getting married, and having a Star Wars/LOTR themed wedding. :D i think.<hr /></blockquote>You're trying to make me jealous aren't you?.... :D

pixiness

06-11-2002, 09:26 AM

How can you be jealous....?

OLORIN - Your wife's having impure thoughts about my betrothed!!!!!!

:D :D

Iben

06-11-2002, 09:27 AM

Shhhh....woman, keep it down, I don't want any trouble :D

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:33 AM

*g* you two should fight.... :D

Kyle Katarn

06-11-2002, 09:34 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:

OLORIN - Your wife's having impure thoughts about my betrothed!!!!!!
<hr /></blockquote><Under the pile of midgets, Kyle hears this...>

Kyle: Argh! Where <a midget starts choking him> *akkkk* Where is my Padawan Tardumb?! We're never gonna find a wife at this rate!

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:39 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:

OLORIN - Your wife's having impure thoughts about my betrothed!!!!!!
<hr /></blockquote><Under the pile of midgets, Kyle hears this...>

Kyle: Argh! Where <a midget starts choking him> *akkkk* Where is my Padawan Tardumb?! We're never gonna find a wife at this rate!<hr /></blockquote>*shoots a saber dart at kyle* quiet you...

pixiness

06-11-2002, 09:44 AM

:: walks out of her bedroom wearing a leia slave costume ::

Okay... I'm not sure where to attach a veil to this thingy... A little help here!

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:49 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
:: walks out of her bedroom wearing a leia slave costume ::

Okay... I'm not sure where to attach a veil to this thingy... A little help here!<hr /></blockquote>you dont need it :D

pixiness

06-11-2002, 09:51 AM

The veil or the costume? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

Kyle Katarn

06-11-2002, 09:54 AM

<Kyle shakes off the effects of the dart with Jedi metabolism! He then freezes the midgets in place with the Force and pulls out his "CS Sportsmans's guide"

Hobbits: ENDANGERED! Do no hunt!

Midgets: formerly endangered, but since Viagra was approved for them, and is now covered under the Frizzo D Clown health plan, their population has expanded. OPEN SEASON! >

Kyle: Sweet! <drops a thermal detonator in their midst and vaporizes them!>

rObix

06-11-2002, 10:50 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
The veil or the costume? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p <hr /></blockquote>well, im kinda curious about how the costume comes off...so lets keep that one for now <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

rObix

06-11-2002, 10:51 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<Kyle shakes off the effects of the dart with Jedi metabolism! He then freezes the midgets in place with the Force and pulls out his "CS Sportsmans's guide"

Hobbits: ENDANGERED! Do no hunt!

Midgets: formerly endangered, but since Viagra was approved for them, and is now covered under the Frizzo D Clown health plan, their population has expanded. OPEN SEASON! >

Kyle: Sweet! <drops a thermal detonator in their midst and vaporizes them!><hr /></blockquote>me and my soon to be wife are quite safe from your pitiful band!

pixiness

06-11-2002, 11:13 AM

Speaking of soon to be.... Who will be officiating over the ceremony?

I'm just gonna have cookies instead of cake if that's okay...

And by the way.... OPEN BAR RECEPTION at the P&H!!!!

Iben

06-11-2002, 11:18 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Speaking of soon to be.... Who will be officiating over the ceremony?<hr /></blockquote>Well I recommend the drunken Vegas Preacher bbf2, he did a wonderful job at our wedding.

JBond

06-11-2002, 01:59 PM

Awww, two love birds have found each other....well ok I guess that means they were love birds after they found each other.....or, whatever.

Then there's my wife who is still MIA <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben

06-11-2002, 02:46 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Then there's my wife who is still MIA <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Maybe she got tired of all your Martini drinking and your relationships with other women <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Tardumb

06-11-2002, 02:54 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
me and my soon to be wife<hr /></blockquote>NOOOOOOO!! <tackles rOb and starts choking him Homer Simpson style>

Iben

06-11-2002, 02:57 PM

I know a wizard arrives precisely when he means to, but his wife is starting to wonder where he went,…I can’t take care of the Hobbits all by myself you know…..sigh!

Frizzo the Clown

06-11-2002, 03:02 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
I know a wizard arrives precisely when he means to, but his wife is starting to wonder where he went,…I can’t take care of the Hobbits all by myself you know…..sigh!<hr /></blockquote>You know divorce is a viable option. If its the hobbits that you like, my midgets would be happy to pretend for you...... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben

06-11-2002, 03:26 PM

Well maybe I'll just take you up on that offer if my wizard husband doesn't get here soon <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown

06-11-2002, 03:28 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Well maybe I'll just take you up on that offer if my wizard husband doesn't get here soon <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Well, considering he's my rival, it would kill him if you left him for me!

Tardumb

06-11-2002, 03:44 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Well maybe I'll just take you up on that offer if my wizard husband doesn't get here soon <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Well, considering he's my rival, it would kill him if you left him for me!<hr /></blockquote>Isn't that your goal?

Frizzo the Clown

06-11-2002, 03:46 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Tardumb:
Isn't that your goal?<hr /></blockquote>Yes, but you don't have to go around telling everybody!

Iben

06-11-2002, 03:47 PM

Maybe you and rOb should join forces

Frizzo the Clown

06-11-2002, 03:52 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Maybe you and rOb should join forces<hr /></blockquote>Yeah, but then once we defeat Olorin, I'll have to spend the rest of my time dispatching rOb........

pixiness

06-11-2002, 04:31 PM

Mrs. Olorin should change her title to Mrs. Everybody... She wants my betrothed, Frizzo, pretty much anyone within range....

::hisses like a cat and growls::

Back off boys... I think she's the black widow... I think that's why Olorin's missing. We've got to stop her before she weds and kills again

:D

Iben

06-11-2002, 04:57 PM

Okay missy, I've got to clear something up here.

Long before I became Mrs. Olorin I was:

Cafeman’s love
CC’s queen
Frizzo’s tamer
rObix’s Martian girl
tyler’s sadistic clone (or something)

sorry if I’m forgetting someone here, but it’s hard to keep track <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

My point is that there are too many cute guys here and too little time….sigh :o

okay okay…the truth?….I’m a nympho and my husband is nowhere around….I can’t help it! :D :p

pixiness

06-11-2002, 04:57 PM

Hey bbf2 - since rOb is passed out could you just say man and wife and sign this license... I don't want to spend all day standing at the altar waiting for him to wake up

Colorado Cajun

06-11-2002, 05:01 PM

<slides on into the wedding chapel>
Ladies I'm here and I make a mighty fine husband unlike some others who shall remain nameless for now

pixiness

06-11-2002, 05:09 PM

And before rOb wanted to make an honest woman outta me - I was everyone's resident love-slave/dancing girl/pixidust-dealer/hooker/flirt/tease/party girl/nympho.....

I think we'd do much better if we joined forces <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

(may I suggest an alternating days of the week schedule)

Iben

06-11-2002, 05:11 PM

haha!....I think you're right.

Sounds like a good sugestion <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

pixiness

06-11-2002, 05:12 PM

Just to be super fair - they're all yours on weekends... I'm not around then anyway

(I'm starting to feel like Helena Bonhman Carter and Ed Norton divying-up support groups:D)

[ 06-11-2002, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: pixiness ]

Iben

06-11-2002, 05:13 PM

Okay sounds good to me….then at least I have two days of the week where I have them all to myself.

bbf2

06-11-2002, 05:14 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Hey bbf2 - since rOb is passed out could you just say man and wife and sign this license... I don't want to spend all day standing at the altar waiting for him to wake up<hr /></blockquote>Okay, (signs) you're married, here's five dollars worth of chips.

Colorado Cajun

06-11-2002, 05:15 PM

<stands around while the girls argue over a schedule>
neither of you are doing that good of a job considering I'm all alone :p

pixiness

06-11-2002, 05:18 PM

I'm actually okay with letting Iben pick the schedule... As long as I get at least 4 weekdays (since I'm gone after 5pm CS! Time - she'll be getting all of you most of the time anyway)

Besides - I got myself into a wee bit o trouble the last time I made it a point to be everyone's favorite cyber-vixen.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

Iben

06-11-2002, 05:19 PM

Hey!...both of us are newly wed......I mean we should at least be able to stay faithful until the honeymoon is over. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Colorado Cajun

06-11-2002, 05:21 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Hey!...both of us are newly wed......I mean we should at least be able to stay faithful until the honeymoon is over. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Oh it's over because the rules are if the husbands leave the ladies alone for over half an hour the wedding is void. Trust me I just got back from Vegas <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

Iben

06-11-2002, 05:22 PM

I'll give him 24 hours.... starting now!

pixiness

06-11-2002, 05:35 PM

I don't think rOb will mind... especially since he wrote it into the pre-nup that "irreconcilable differences include failure to make out with other women or be tape recorded having sex"

Go figure....

Colorado Cajun

06-11-2002, 05:45 PM

Well I think I'm going to go where no man has ever gone before and marry me a Trekkie.

<gets on one knee>
Knerys will you do me the honor of being my bride?

Iben

06-11-2002, 06:31 PM

Wandering around the peaceful garden in Hobbitton, watching the Hobbit children play, Iben looks at the horizon, wondering where her wizard husband went….

Frizzo the Clown

06-11-2002, 07:04 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Wandering around the peaceful garden in Hobbitton, watching the Hobbit children play, Iben looks at the horizon, wondering where her wizard husband went….<hr /></blockquote>I'm telling ya...you should ditch the Wizard and come over the Clown side.

Kitty

06-11-2002, 07:51 PM

wat is this, get "married" to a poster week?

Colorado Cajun

06-11-2002, 07:54 PM

Oh Knerys my knee is starting to bruise so can I have an answer soon please? :p

Tardumb

06-11-2002, 08:23 PM

*in best Knery's voice* No! Now get off my lawn before I call the ward!

Kyle Katarn

06-11-2002, 08:58 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Hey bbf2 - since rOb is passed out could you just say man and wife and sign this license... I don't want to spend all day standing at the altar waiting for him to wake up<hr /></blockquote>Okay, (signs) you're married, here's five dollars worth of chips.<hr /></blockquote><Kyle and Tardumb watch the ceremony...>

Kyle and Tardumb: Sonofabit*h!!! :mad:

Kyle: Well, Padawan...there is only one thing to do...

Tardumb: Meditate for wisdom, master?

Kyle: NO! Hit...my...MUSIC!

Tardumb: ?

<Shawn Micheals' theme hits, and Kyle starts doing the famous H.B.K. pose!>

Tardumb: What the shock?!

Kyle: Silence, Padawan! I am practicing for the return of Warpedchick!!! :D :D :D

TyRoss

06-11-2002, 09:01 PM

Well after much deliberation I have decided to marry...... gisland. Wait I already did that... didn't work.... d'oh.

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:16 PM

now.....on this dividing schedule.....does that mean im free on weekends? :D

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:18 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Maybe you and rOb should join forces<hr /></blockquote>Yeah, but then once we defeat Olorin, I'll have to spend the rest of my time dispatching rOb........<hr /></blockquote>hahaha....like you or your midgets are any match for me...

Frizzo the Clown

06-11-2002, 09:20 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
hahaha....like you or your midgets are any match for me...<hr /></blockquote>They are! How little you know........

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
hahaha....like you or your midgets are any match for me...<hr /></blockquote>They are! How little you know........<hr /></blockquote>how sadly mistaken you are, my friend....i mean...my enemy...

Tardumb

06-11-2002, 09:31 PM

Well Frizzo, you do have the midgets, but rOb has the Force on his side...and a couple of us Jedi that gotta back him up when it's anyone other than us bickering with each other...so midgets handle rOb, yes maybe...but handle rOb, Kyle, and me? Ain't happenin... :D

rObix

06-11-2002, 09:35 PM

Word.

[ 06-11-2002, 09:35 PM: Message edited by: rObix ]

Olorin

06-12-2002, 12:41 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
I'll give him 24 hours.... starting now!<hr /></blockquote>Hey... how you - HOLY GEEZ, YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE BECAuse you're so hot! :cool: Lock and load, baby, here comes the lovin' man train of goodness.

If you were a booger, baby, I'd pick you first.

Sugar, if we were stranded on a desert island, and I had only one hamburger, I'd give you a bite. Wait, scratch that... two bites and a nibble.

When I met you, foxy lady, someone had call the ambulance, cuz' my heart stopped.

Heaven needs better plumbers, sweetness, 'cuz they got a leak. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Lovin' you from 9 to 5...
and everything else beside...

:cool: Olo :cool:

[ 06-12-2002, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Rogue

06-12-2002, 12:47 AM

Oh goodness, I did NOT just read all that did I? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Hank Scorpio

06-12-2002, 12:52 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Lock and load, baby, here comes the lovin' man train of goodness.<hr /></blockquote>This is the one that scared me.

Frizzo the Clown

06-12-2002, 07:35 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Hey... how you - HOLY GEEZ, YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE BECAuse you're so hot! :cool: Lock and load, baby, here comes the lovin' man train of goodness.

If you were a booger, baby, I'd pick you first.

Sugar, if we were stranded on a desert island, and I had only one hamburger, I'd give you a bite. Wait, scratch that... two bites and a nibble.

When I met you, foxy lady, someone had call the ambulance, cuz' my heart stopped.

Heaven needs better plumbers, sweetness, 'cuz they got a leak. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Lovin' you from 9 to 5...
and everything else beside...

:cool: Olo :cool: <hr /></blockquote>Oh geez....he's makin' me sick. Someone..please tell me I can kill him!

Malice

06-12-2002, 07:47 AM

Maybe I am highly confused...

Whats up with this mr and mrs stuff...?

Frizzo the Clown

06-12-2002, 07:52 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Malice:
Maybe I am highly confused...

Whats up with this mr and mrs stuff...?<hr /></blockquote>Well, its just one of Olorin's little ideas to make the site more interesting....personally, I'm hoping it doesn't last long.....

Iben

06-12-2002, 09:14 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
I'll give him 24 hours.... starting now!<hr /></blockquote>Hey... how you - HOLY GEEZ, YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE BECAuse you're so hot! :cool: Lock and load, baby, here comes the lovin' man train of goodness.

If you were a booger, baby, I'd pick you first.

Sugar, if we were stranded on a desert island, and I had only one hamburger, I'd give you a bite. Wait, scratch that... two bites and a nibble.

When I met you, foxy lady, someone had call the ambulance, cuz' my heart stopped.

Heaven needs better plumbers, sweetness, 'cuz they got a leak. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Lovin' you from 9 to 5...
and everything else beside...

:cool: Olo :cool: <hr /></blockquote>LOL!
Oh look my dearest husband returned just in time :D

rObix

06-12-2002, 09:37 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
If you were a booger, baby, I'd pick you first.
<hr /></blockquote>this is te one that scared me. ha.

Olorin

06-12-2002, 12:10 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Malice:
Maybe I am highly confused...

Whats up with this mr and mrs stuff...?<hr /></blockquote>Well, its just one of Olorin's little ideas to make the site more interesting....personally, I'm hoping it doesn't last long.....<hr /></blockquote>You're just upset because you married your hand, and I got the beautiful redhead. :p

Seriously though... sorry man, I didn't think that it was all that obnoxious...

Frizzo the Clown

06-12-2002, 12:15 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
You're just upset because you married your hand, and I got the beautiful redhead. :p

Seriously though... sorry man, I didn't think that it was all that obnoxious...<hr /></blockquote>Yes I am upset that I ended up marrying my hand over the beautiful red head actually....

Its not really that obnoxious actually...some people seem to be enjoying it..

Olorin

06-12-2002, 12:16 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Yes I am upset that I ended up marrying my hand over the beautiful red head actually....

Its not really that obnoxious actually...some people seem to be enjoying it..<hr /></blockquote>Well... you gotta admit, it woulda been really awkward if I married your hand.

[ 06-12-2002, 12:17 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

tyler_durden

06-12-2002, 12:17 PM

Man, I don't know what you were thinking, marrying your hand!! To late now. You're stuck for life.

Iben

06-12-2002, 12:21 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Yes I am upset that I ended up marrying my hand over the beautiful red head actually....<hr /></blockquote>Well you were just too slow, you've had plenty of opportunities to propose :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Madness

06-12-2002, 12:23 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tyler_durden:
Man, I don't know what you were thinking, marrying your hand!! To late now. You're stuck for life.<hr /></blockquote>Why? Did he use super-glue instead of hand cream again??...........

Madness

06-12-2002, 12:24 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Well you were just too slow, you've had plenty of opportunities to propose :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>You would've never said yes, you tease <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> .........

Chicklet

06-12-2002, 11:27 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
I'll give him 24 hours.... starting now!<hr /></blockquote>Hey... how you - HOLY GEEZ, YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE BECAuse you're so hot! :cool: Lock and load, baby, here comes the lovin' man train of goodness.

If you were a booger, baby, I'd pick you first.

Sugar, if we were stranded on a desert island, and I had only one hamburger, I'd give you a bite. Wait, scratch that... two bites and a nibble.

When I met you, foxy lady, someone had call the ambulance, cuz' my heart stopped.

Heaven needs better plumbers, sweetness, 'cuz they got a leak. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Lovin' you from 9 to 5...
and everything else beside...

:cool: Olo :cool: <hr /></blockquote>I've never heard so many cheesy pick up lines. I think I'm gonna be sick! *UGH*

Godzilla

06-12-2002, 11:29 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Chicklet:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
I'll give him 24 hours.... starting now!<hr /></blockquote>Hey... how you - HOLY GEEZ, YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE BECAuse you're so hot! :cool: Lock and load, baby, here comes the lovin' man train of goodness.

If you were a booger, baby, I'd pick you first.

Sugar, if we were stranded on a desert island, and I had only one hamburger, I'd give you a bite. Wait, scratch that... two bites and a nibble.

When I met you, foxy lady, someone had call the ambulance, cuz' my heart stopped.

Heaven needs better plumbers, sweetness, 'cuz they got a leak. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Lovin' you from 9 to 5...
and everything else beside...

:cool: Olo :cool: <hr /></blockquote>I've never heard so many cheesy pick up lines. I think I'm gonna be sick! *UGH*<hr /></blockquote>I call Chicklet befor anyone else takes her! :mad:

Please, Chicklet. I'm lonely. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Kitty

06-12-2002, 11:32 PM

i wanna get ma---no wait, scratch that, i wanna b/f, but not the M word, not that....

Godzilla

06-12-2002, 11:35 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
i wanna get ma---no wait, scratch that, i wanna b/f, but not the M word, not that....<hr /></blockquote>I'm your lizard! Someone? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

rObix

06-13-2002, 05:52 AM

are lizards and felines compatable?

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 06:59 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
are lizards and felines compatable?<hr /></blockquote>It all depends on what kind of porn you watch.....

rObix

06-13-2002, 07:20 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
are lizards and felines compatable?<hr /></blockquote>It all depends on what kind of porn you watch.....<hr /></blockquote>i mostly stick to hentai myslf <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> haha. and you've got your midget porn...who needs lizard/kitty porn...ha.

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 07:29 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
i mostly stick to hentai myslf <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> haha. and you've got your midget porn...who needs lizard/kitty porn...ha.<hr /></blockquote>The way I see it, there is nothing wrong with broadening your porn horizons...theres just way too much out there to just stick with one genre! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

rObix

06-13-2002, 07:30 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
i mostly stick to hentai myslf <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> haha. and you've got your midget porn...who needs lizard/kitty porn...ha.<hr /></blockquote>The way I see it, there is nothing wrong with broadening your porn horizons...theres just way too much out there to just stick with one genre! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>i dunno....hentai is a pretty interesting genre...

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 07:40 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
i dunno....hentai is a pretty interesting genre...<hr /></blockquote>another valid point!

rObix

06-13-2002, 07:50 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
i dunno....hentai is a pretty interesting genre...<hr /></blockquote>another valid point!<hr /></blockquote>i downloaded some La Blue Girl the other night....nice stuff!

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 07:56 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
i downloaded some La Blue Girl the other night....nice stuff!<hr /></blockquote>I've seen that....it is good stuff!

rObix

06-13-2002, 07:59 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
i downloaded some La Blue Girl the other night....nice stuff!<hr /></blockquote>I've seen that....it is good stuff!<hr /></blockquote>indeed. if only real life porn was as interesting. ninja scroll is a good one too, although soft core...

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 08:05 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
indeed. if only real life porn was as interesting. ninja scroll is a good one too, although soft core...<hr /></blockquote>Ninja Scroll kicks ass on a couple of levels......

rObix

06-13-2002, 08:25 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
indeed. if only real life porn was as interesting. ninja scroll is a good one too, although soft core...<hr /></blockquote>Ninja Scroll kicks ass on a couple of levels......<hr /></blockquote>yeah, especially when the snake comes out of the one chicks cootch. :D
"that was my best hat!"

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 08:32 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
yeah, especially when the snake comes out of the one chicks cootch. :D
"that was my best hat!"<hr /></blockquote>Man..I think I just shot coffee out of my nose....that was funny...

bbf2

06-13-2002, 08:37 AM

I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.

You sick, sick people. :D

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 08:40 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.

You sick, sick people. :D <hr /></blockquote>Thank you! I pride myself on being a sick individual!

Kyle Katarn

06-13-2002, 08:46 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
are lizards and felines compatable?<hr /></blockquote>It all depends on what kind of porn you watch.....<hr /></blockquote>i mostly stick to hentai myslf <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> haha. and you've got your midget porn...who needs lizard/kitty porn...ha.<hr /></blockquote>This reminds me of a song some morning radio guys did...

"Iiiinternet porn!
Barely legal teens!
Internet porn!
X rated scenes!
Internet....
Asain nurses chasing bikers dressed like smurfs!
(repeat first 4 lines)
Internet....
Geriatric German grandma's spanking Spanish men!
Internet...
With such a big selection, I'll never see the sun again!" :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

pixiness

06-13-2002, 01:14 PM

Remember how we all had to find a "moving buddy"? I think this is just misplaced moving separation anxiety...

Besides - it's fun... (when you can actually find your Mr. or Mrs. - I'm always misplacing mine - although now that Iben and I have this Male-time-share thing going - I guess they're all PART mine) :D

rObix

06-13-2002, 08:46 PM

yeah...dammit bbf2, put down the drink, and marry me and pixiness already! lush! :p

Kitty

06-13-2002, 08:50 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
are lizards and felines compatable?<hr /></blockquote>It all depends on what kind of porn you watch.....<hr /></blockquote>i mostly stick to hentai myslf <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> haha. and you've got your midget porn...who needs lizard/kitty porn...ha.<hr /></blockquote>This reminds me of a song some morning radio guys did...

"Iiiinternet porn!
Barely legal teens!
Internet porn!
X rated scenes!
Internet....
Asain nurses chasing bikers dressed like smurfs!
(repeat first 4 lines)
Internet....
Geriatric German grandma's spanking Spanish men!
Internet...
With such a big selection, I'll never see the sun again!" :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>i should have never typed that thing in here....

rObix

06-13-2002, 09:11 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
i should have never typed that thing in here....<hr /></blockquote>welcome to CS...where you should never type anything that can even be remotely taken in the wrong way <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Kyle Katarn

06-13-2002, 09:27 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
[QUOTE]
"Iiiinternet porn!
Barely legal teens!
Internet porn!
X rated scenes!
Internet....
Asain nurses chasing bikers dressed like smurfs!
(repeat first 4 lines)
Internet....
Geriatric German grandma's spanking Spanish men!
Internet...
With such a big selection, I'll never see the sun again!" :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Oh yeah! New verses today too!

Iiiiinternet porn!
Roman orgy scenes!
Internet porn!
Dominatrix Queens!
Internet...
girl on girl on girl on girl
on girl on guy on sheep!

Internet porn!
Buy 2 get 1 free!
Internet porn
gross anatomy!
Internet...
With such a huge selection
who has time to sleep??? :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Chicklet

06-13-2002, 11:23 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
[QB]I call Chicklet befor anyone else takes her! :mad:
Please, Chicklet. I'm lonely. :(QB]<hr /></blockquote>What do you mean call me? Am I like a favorite seat, where you call dibs on it?

Kyle Katarn

06-13-2002, 11:37 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Chicklet:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
[QB]I call Chicklet befor anyone else takes her! :mad:
Please, Chicklet. I'm lonely. :(QB]<hr /></blockquote>What do you mean call me? Am I like a favorite seat, where you call dibs on it?<hr /></blockquote><whispers> Ooooh! Godzill-a's in trou-ble!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

bbf2

06-13-2002, 11:40 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
yeah...dammit bbf2, put down the drink, and marry me and pixiness already! lush! :p <hr /></blockquote>I did, when you were passed out.

You've been married for a couple of days and you didn't even know it.

Look back to the very bottom of page five.

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
Okay, (signs) you're married, here's five dollars worth of chips.<hr /></blockquote>

Madness

06-13-2002, 11:49 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Besides - it's fun... (when you can actually find your Mr. or Mrs. - I'm always misplacing mine - although now that Iben and I have this Male-time-share thing going - I guess they're all PART mine) :D <hr /></blockquote>I'll be your Mr. Pixi, but on one condition; Our honeymoon starts today and goes on way past the ceremony or until we need to replenish our fluids.....Whatever comes first.......

Elizabeth

06-14-2002, 12:41 AM

I'm still wondering what happened between myself and Bee... last thing I remember is sneaking out of here with him.

rObix

06-14-2002, 07:03 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Besides - it's fun... (when you can actually find your Mr. or Mrs. - I'm always misplacing mine - although now that Iben and I have this Male-time-share thing going - I guess they're all PART mine) :D <hr /></blockquote>I'll be your Mr. Pixi, but on one condition; Our honeymoon starts today and goes on way past the ceremony or until we need to replenish our fluids.....Whatever comes first.......<hr /></blockquote>grar, pixi is mine!

rObix

06-14-2002, 07:04 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
yeah...dammit bbf2, put down the drink, and marry me and pixiness already! lush! :p <hr /></blockquote>I did, when you were passed out.

You've been married for a couple of days and you didn't even know it.

Look back to the very bottom of page five.

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
Okay, (signs) you're married, here's five dollars worth of chips.<hr /></blockquote><hr /></blockquote>oh. good job. *gives bbf2 a bottle in a brown paper bag*

Madness

06-14-2002, 07:35 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
grar, pixi is mine!<hr /></blockquote>Hey, alls fair in murder and fake CS marriges.....

rObix

06-14-2002, 07:59 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
grar, pixi is mine!<hr /></blockquote>Hey, alls fair in murder and fake CS marriges.....<hr /></blockquote>oh yeah! well, i'll just hire madness to kill you!

d'oh! doesnt anyone else do contract killings on this board?

Frizzo the Clown

06-14-2002, 08:09 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
grar, pixi is mine!<hr /></blockquote>Hey, alls fair in murder and fake CS marriges.....<hr /></blockquote>oh yeah! well, i'll just hire madness to kill you!

d'oh! doesnt anyone else do contract killings on this board?<hr /></blockquote>Um....how about that Frizzo guy? He claims to be a hitman... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

HeadHunter

06-14-2002, 08:39 AM

nah he is just a sheep in hitmans clothing

rObix

06-14-2002, 08:53 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
grar, pixi is mine!<hr /></blockquote>Hey, alls fair in murder and fake CS marriges.....<hr /></blockquote>oh yeah! well, i'll just hire madness to kill you!

d'oh! doesnt anyone else do contract killings on this board?<hr /></blockquote>Um....how about that Frizzo guy? He claims to be a hitman... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>yes, but im at the front of your hit list, so why would you kill someone for me?

Frizzo the Clown

06-14-2002, 08:56 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rObix:
yes, but im at the front of your hit list, so why would you kill someone for me?<hr /></blockquote>Thats very true, but I do still perform contracts for money....and I would be more than happy to take some of your money before I killed you!

Madness

06-14-2002, 12:42 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Thats very true, but I do still perform contracts for money....and I would be more than happy to take some of your money before I killed you!<hr /></blockquote>Why when you can take all of his money after you kill him??...........

[ 06-14-2002, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: Madness ]

Frizzo the Clown

06-14-2002, 12:57 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Thats very true, but I do still perform contracts for money....and I would be more than happy to take some of your money before I killed you!<hr /></blockquote>Why when you can take all of his money after you kill him??...........<hr /></blockquote>You know, the psycho has a point! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

pixiness

06-14-2002, 01:52 PM

You have no idea just how nice of a "point" he has....
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

Tardumb

06-14-2002, 08:51 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
You have no idea just how nice of a "point" he has....
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p <hr /></blockquote>Heh...Oh stop! You're making me blush :o

rObix

06-14-2002, 10:59 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
You have no idea just how nice of a "point" he has....
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p <hr /></blockquote>hey now....dont go talking about other guy's points..

Iben

05-31-2003, 12:15 AM

haha, the memories...

Kitty

05-31-2003, 12:21 AM

ah yea, i remember this (wasn't your titles like mrs. so&so? :p)

JBond

05-31-2003, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Iben
haha, the memories...

Ah yes, and over a year nothing has changed...except Olorin is missing...and Frizzo has taken you...but he's probably still with his hand. ;)

Citizen Kane

05-31-2003, 12:45 AM

Somebody should...do something...like bring this back....I would but I don't know enough about you guys to tamper with your fates.

JBond

05-31-2003, 02:58 AM

But my bride is away.

Citizen Kane

05-31-2003, 03:01 AM

That's right, Rogue has been rather scarce lately.

Frizzo the Clown

05-31-2003, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by JBond
Ah yes, and over a year nothing has changed...except Olorin is missing...and Frizzo has taken you...but he's probably still with his hand. ;) Me and my hand will never part. We were high school sweethearts, you know. ;)

Iben

05-31-2003, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Me and my hand will never part. We were high school sweethearts, you know. ;) oh I see :waa:

Frizzo the Clown

05-31-2003, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Iben
oh I see :waa: Hey, I have to do something to occupy my time when you're not around. ;)

Iben

05-31-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Hey, I have to do something to occupy my time when you're not around. ;) I understand....as long as you're thinking of me while doing it ;) :p

Frizzo the Clown

05-31-2003, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Iben
I understand....as long as you're thinking of me while doing it ;) :p I think you know the answer to that. ;)

Iben

05-31-2003, 09:30 AM

oh I do. It wasn't even a question ;)

Frizzo the Clown

05-31-2003, 09:31 AM

Okay then. Just making sure. ;)

pixiness

06-02-2003, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Olorin
Down the aisle, we see...

Mr. Rogue and Mrs. Bond... they met while fighting an evil Russian corporation bent on world domination. Through a series of extensively choreographes action sequences, and daring chases, the two realized that they were perfect together, both as an ass-kicking team and a lifelong partnership.

bbf2 the Drunk Vegas Preacher: Do you, ambiguously gay secret agent guy, take her to be your lawfully wedded moll? Same question, lady.
JBond: I do.
Rogue: I do.

Is the wizard psychic?

Iben

06-02-2003, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by pixiness
Is the wizard psychic? nope, Jibbs asked Rogue to marry him on aim back then.

JBond

06-02-2003, 03:54 PM

Hehe, what a coincedence ;)

Citizen Kane

07-27-2004, 01:26 AM

Couldn't let this little gem disappear. ;)

Rogue

07-27-2004, 03:19 AM

Oh dear...

Citizen Kane

07-27-2004, 03:23 AM

Hmm?

Rogue

07-27-2004, 03:35 AM

Just strange how things change.

Brock Landers

07-27-2004, 03:40 AM

I want to get married. With Jennifer Love Hewitt, mmmmmmmm

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt/gm_l4.jpg

Rogue

07-27-2004, 04:07 AM

I want a divorce, damnit! :( ;)

equipe

07-27-2004, 04:08 AM

Originally posted by Rogue
Nah, I don't believe in divorce.

Sorry, I saw this earlier.

Rogue

07-27-2004, 04:09 AM

Well, now I do. Married life has made me a cynical *****. ;)

Brock Landers

07-27-2004, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by Rogue
I want a divorce, damnit! :( ;)

And come get re-married to a stud named Brock because of his great....appendage? ;)

Rogue

07-27-2004, 04:17 AM

I don't know where you've stuck that thing, Brock. After all, Jibbsy's car hasn't recovered! :p

Brock Landers

07-27-2004, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by Rogue
I don't know where you've stuck that thing, Brock. After all, Jibbsy's car hasn't recovered! :p

C'mon, I take a bath everyday! :p ;)

equipe

07-27-2004, 04:23 AM

well rogue if you do go through with your divorce, you can always come 'visit' me in Hong Kong http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/images/icons/naughty.gif

Rogue

07-27-2004, 04:24 AM

Oooh, am I in high demand? ;)

Citizen Kane

07-27-2004, 04:25 AM

Hey, I'm single too..;) *mrow*

Brock Landers

07-27-2004, 04:26 AM

Originally posted by Rogue
Oooh, am I in high demand? ;)

To quote John Cougar Mellencamp:

"I saaaw you first"

Remember, they may buy you fancy things, but I have a weapon in my pants ;)

equipe

07-27-2004, 04:26 AM

I've always had a thing for girls with southern accents. You do have an accent right?

Rogue

07-27-2004, 04:28 AM

Ask Jibbsy and Ty :p

JBond

07-27-2004, 04:29 AM

Yes. Yes she does ;)

Brock Landers

07-27-2004, 04:30 AM

I saw Rogue first! We're going to have children, and those children will one day form a family rock group much similiar to "The Partridge Family" and they'll tour the country, AND YOU'RE ALL NOT INVITED!

**runs to room and sobs like a baby**

Rogue

07-27-2004, 04:31 AM

:funny: Just don't make me say South or North Carolina or Georgia.

equipe

07-27-2004, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by JBond
Yes. Yes she does ;)

Oh yeah that's the stuff http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/images/smilies/drool.gif

Citizen Kane

07-27-2004, 04:33 AM

Originally posted by Brock Landers
I saw Rogue first! We're going to have children, and those children will one day form a family rock group much similiar to "The Partridge Family" and they'll tour the country, AND YOU'RE ALL NOT INVITED!

**runs to room and sobs like a baby**

I saw her....third. *mrow*

zamphir66

07-27-2004, 06:44 AM

what does *mrow* mean?