Fight Thread

[Sub_zero3]

*Destroys another replica slices JIM in 1,000,000 pieces*

[awakened]

*hammers nails into sub_zero3's feet and unleashes furious punches on my new punching bag*

*stops punching just to see sub_zero3 sway back and forth...then resumes to whooping his ass*

[Sub_zero3]

*Destroy another replica Awakened looks around the replica of Sub_zero3 filled house but not Sub_zero3 in sight*

[awakened]

*thinks replica thing is getting really old and your no fun fighting when you never get hurt*

[WebMonkey]

*Webmonkey laughs in the trees above*

[Sub_zero3]

*sees WebMonkey down below and jumps on him but goo splatter on me and made me lose my power nooooooooooo!!!!*

[WebMonkey]

*laughing in a very, very, very, very evil way...forget that Awakened is stood behide him*

*o-oh*

[Sub_zero3]

*have to use my Martial arts to defeat WebMonkey*

[WebMonkey]

*uses speed to out run Sub ......for now..*

[Sub_zero3]

*runs 20 miles an hour*

[Sub_zero3]

to get to WebMonkey i must kill his Monkey friends

[WebMonkey]

*is caught by Sub, not knowing what to do....kicks him in the ball$*

*his cold balls*

[Sub_zero3]

*tell him too stop saying cold and then wakes up and run to WebMonkey and kicks him in the arse and faints because Sub_Zero3 foot got stuck up WebMonkey Arse*

[WebMonkey]

*(ha hahaaaa)..... err i mean.... ahhh!!.......that hurt... curse this huge arse of mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[Sub_zero3]

*wakes up and tug my foot out of the arse and my foot is covered in s**t then punches WebMonkey till he bleeds*

[awakened]

*looks on at a distance and says "much better biaatchs*

*drops anvil on sub_zero's foot*

[WebMonkey]

*as i bleed...and it does hurt by the way.....webmonkey feels the full force of kung fu flow through him, and he unleaches it apon Sub's right kidney!!!*

[Sub_zero3]

*crys in pain but jabs Awakened in the nuts,Burning nuts it burnt my hand ahhhhhhhh*

[Sub_zero3]

*Tells both Awakened and WebMonkey to have a brawl in the pits of a volcano and punches both of them in the nuts, WebMonkey's hairy nuts, Awakened's burning nuts when distracted*

[awakened]

*yes these nuts are roasting on a fire...puts fire crackers up webmonkey's buttocks and ignites them*

[WebMonkey]

*holding Sud'd kidney up in the air, he offers it to Awakened and a light snack*

[Sub_zero3]

*I could live with no kidney pulls Awakened's balls out and says but, you couln't live with no balls*

[awakened]

*wonders why sub_zero3 needs balls so badly in his life?;) *

*takes webmonkeys offering and BBQ's it washing it down w/ ice cold beer...hmm the spoils of war*

[Sub_zero3]

*see blood come out of Awakened frontbottom and grab Awakened's head and cracks it*

[Sub_zero3]

*grabs webMonkey tail and whirl him to the BBQ*

[Hypnotic]

*turns the heater in the room on to 4 million degrees and fries Subzero.....and himself.*

[Alexander JL]

*picks up a baseball bat and whacks Hypnotic to the far side of the room*

[Sub_zero3]

*Throw a PS2 to Hypnotic and threw grenades at him*

[Alexander JL]

*uses the baseball bat to whack Sub_zero at the grenades*

[Sub_zero3]

*explodes on impact with baseball bat and destroys Alexander in 50 pieces*

[WebMonkey]

*Steps from the shadows and laughs his huge ass off at the *****hhes infront of him....and shouts "WebMonkey Returns!!!!"*

[Alexander JL]

*gathers back together like the T1000, picks up a steel baseball bat, and whacks WebMonkey out the window*

[WebMonkey]

*oh..the monkey wasn't expecting that*

*he gathers himself and runs back into the house with a chainsaw**


*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!*

[Sub_zero3]

*Get my ice sword with flame on it and cut of WebMonkey tail*

[WebMonkey]

*webmonkey puts his tail between his legs and runs to the sink, pulls it off the throws it toward Sub, hoping it hits him, right on the chin*

[Sub_zero3]

*bounce back to WebMonkey and back to me catches it and start whipping WebMonkey with it "aahhhh i will get you!!!!!"*

[WebMonkey]

*webmonkey dies...................no i'm joking. he getts he's huge red ass and rubd it in Sub's face...*

*Here a picture of my ass*

http://www.nature.com/nsu/010308/images/baboon_200.jpg

[Sub_zero3]

*yukkk pukes and can't believe Sub_zero3 foot was stuck in there whacks it with WebMonkey's ripped tail*(gross picture)

[Alexander JL]

*picks up his steel bat again and whacks WebMonkey in the @$$*

[Sub_zero3]

*goo sprayed on my face and made me turn in a Super Sub_zero3*

[Alexander JL]

*whacks whatever the heck Sub_zero wants to call himself with the steel baseball bat*

[The Punisher]

*Huffs and puffs and blows Alexander JL's head off. :D :D*

[LOTR RING]

pushs punisher into a chimney!

[Kitty]

*Stuffs LOTR RING's head in the fireplace*

[JimmyDean]

*Pushes Kitty into the fireplace*

[Kitty]

*Kitty falls back and squishes jimmy*

[JimmyDean]

*Kicks Kitty off me and she goes slamming into a wall*

[Alexander JL]

*head comes back onto his shoulders like the T-1000*

*quickly jumps onto Jimmy's motorcycle and zooms off before anyone sees him*

[JimmyDean]

*Mutters many profanities in Alex's direction, as I just cannot seem to get my bike back*

*Quickly pulls Kitty's hair and runs away*

[Alexander JL]

*throws a pebble at JimmyDean*

[JimmyDean]

*Picks up a dead bird off the ground and tosses it at Alex*

[Alexander JL]

*chews off the birds head, and tosses the remnants at Jimmy*

[JimmyDean]

*Run manically after Alex with my samurai sword*

[Alexander JL]

*zooms off in Jimmy's bike*

[JimmyDean]

*Grunts and pulls on Kitty's hair again*

... that felt better...

[Alexander JL]

*throws a stone at Jimmy's head, misses, and hit Kitty by accident*

It wasn't me!

[WebMonkey]

http://66.227.101.70/contrib/icw/001.gif
When Webmonkey's attack!!!!!!

[WebMonkey]

http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/edoom/samurai.gif

Who wants to mess with me? Sub Zero3????

[Alexander JL]

*drops a boulder on WebMonkey*

[WebMonkey]

*oooohhh that hurt..........*

Now you rfor it!

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/twak.gif

[Sub_zero3]

*throws chinese stars at WbMonkey multyple colored A$$*

[WebMonkey]

*sucks the stars through his ass, up through his belly, throught his mouth, and spits them out again towards Sub.....*

*Ha!!...... take that!*

[Sub_zero3]

*dodges it and froze his ear so he stop wiggling them*

[Alexander JL]

*crashes JimmyDean's motorbike on WebMonkey, at Webmonkey, and through WebMonkey. Then pauses to quickly fix the bike before roaring off*

[JimmyDean]

*Throws WebMonkey's battered legs at Alex as he rides off*

[Sub_zero3]

*Uses a chinese star to cut of JimmyDean legs*

[JimmyDean]

*Tosses my right leg at Subzero, knocking him unconcious*

[Sub_zero3]

*wakes up 2 second after being hit by the leg and grabs it and start whacking Jimmy Dean with it*

[JimmyDean]

*Takes a Hannibal-esque bite out of Subzero's neck*

[Sub_zero3]

*takes a bite out of JimmyDean A$$*

[bluebeast619]

*picks up my gattling gun* "i'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum" (damn, but i'm all out of gum) hell with it *starts blasting away subzero and jimmydean

[Mr.Matinee]

*Incinerates everyone*

[redman]

checkmate.

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks up behind beast and covers his eyes*

Kitty: Guess who?

Beast: Kitty.

Kitty: Correct, now here's your prize!

*Kitty then gets out a hammer and knocks beast out uncocinse*

[bluebeast619]

i always fall for that one *rubs head*

[Kitty]

Kitty: I know, that's why i love beating you up so much!

*Kitty gets in front of beast and kicks him in the face*

[bluebeast619]

just to let u all know only kitty can do this, beast will get very upset at who tries to do the same or who tries to hurt kitty, beast let kitty do whatever she wants, beast will fight with others

[Kitty]

Originally posted by bluebeast619
just to let u all know only kitty can do this, beast will get very upset at who tries to do the same or who tries to hurt kitty, beast let kitty do whatever she wants, beast will fight with others
*Kitty gets mad*
Kitty: But that sucks ass! If you don't want to fight me, well I'll make you!
*Kitty gets out a brander and sticks it down beast's front*

[bluebeast619]

ouch now i have to take my anger out on someone else

[Kitty]

Kitty: Why someone else? I've been killed a plenty of times so take me on!

*kitty throws a few baseballs at beast's crotch*

[Sub_zero3]

*gets tired of fighting so Sub_Zero3 went to Boot Camp*

[Alien]

Originally posted by Kitty
*kitty throws a few baseballs at beast's crotch* :eek: Ouch, that gotta hurt. :meanie:

:nono: I think I got to say that was below the belt.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Alien
:eek: Ouch, that gotta hurt. :meanie:

:nono: I think I got to say that was below the belt.
well he's not fighting back at me so he deserves it
*throws a baseball at alien's head*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Kicks Alien in the shin*

*Attemps to pet Kittys cat*

[Kyle Katarn]

*The "Rebel Fanfare" cues majestically as Kyle swoops down in the Raven's Claw and leaps out, ready to lay some Jedi smack down!

He starts by Force pushing Balrog against the wall :D *

[welty69]

Welty watches from a nearby rooftop at all the mayhem that goes on below him, as he puts together his sniper rifle.
Who to pick off first????

[Kitty]

*Kitty stops throwing baseballs at alien's head and phases through the ground re-appearing behind Kyle. She then takes out a baton and hits him over the head with it a number of times*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Pulls out lightsabre he made in "Knights of the Old Republic"*

*Cuts off Kyles legs*

[Rogue]

*comes busting into the thread with a sledgehammer* Bwahaha

[Original]

*guess whos back*

[Sub_zero3]

*came back from Boot Camp and did his Ice Armor he learned and did my Ice Forcefield*

[WebMonkey]

*trumps on sub's face*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Crushes WebMonkey's skull*

[WebMonkey]

*squeezes out of Matinee grip and asks for help*

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Noooo! I got no legs!

*Doomsday comes in and kicks Kyle in the balls*

Dooms: That's MY line! *leaves* *

*If you don't get it, it's an "oldbie" thing. Truth be known I don't entirely get it either! :p

Anyway...*Kyle gets out his handy portable Bacta canisters and goes to work on himself*

[welty69]

Welty decides to go alphabet style and kill BBf2 first.
I aim and I take up the trigger slack and wait for the perfect moment to fire.

I see an oppertunity and squeeze the trigger on my high powered sniper rifle, sneding a 50 caliber bullet down range right into bbf2's head.

[Original]

original puts welty into a chokehold

do u wanna make an alliance?

[freakyplatypus]

Freakyplatypus fires a Nuke at the forum... killing all.

[cg124]

cg124 comes out of the dust with michael jackson in a cage and releases(sp) him on freakyplatypus:D

[JimmyDean]

*Pulls on WebMonkey's tail*

[WebMonkey]

*struggling out of his grip, WebMonkey pulls out his trusty Flame-thrower, and ask who wants some?*

[Sub_zero3]

*kicks WebMonkey while he uses the Flamethrower on Everyone*

[Alexander JL]

*pulls out twin Desert Eagles and wastes Sub_zero3 and WebMonkey*

[Sub_zero3]

*Reincarnate into Scorpian and uses his attack "Spear" and pulls Alexander JL to me and does a Flaming Fist Uppercut*

[Alexander JL]

*ducks, straightens up, and punches out Sub_zero3's front teeth*

[Sub_zero3]

*attacks Alexander JL everywhere because of Sub_Zero3 intense Speed*

[Alexander JL]

*runs like hell away from Sub_zero3 because of umm... oh-crap-I'm-gonna-die Speed*

[Sub_zero3]

*get in my car and speed up to Alexander JL and run him over*

[Alexander JL]

*turns around and shoots Sub_zero3 through the windshield with his twin Desert Eagles, then jumps out of the way as the car barrels off a cliff*

[Sub_zero3]

*jumps out of the car and grabs the tip of the cliff and levitated on top of the cliff and uses swirling Tornado*

[Alexander JL]

*pushes Sub_zero3 off the cliff with his middle finger*

*walks back to the CS Lounge to watch Fight Thread: The Movie*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan walks into CS Lounge*

Ceci-chan: Ahh.... Alexander. Back for some more? ;)

*with that said, ceci-chan then uses a bulldozer to wreck the lounge and cuts the movie short. She then hits Alex in the gut with her bulldozer sending him flying into a wall and out a fifty foot building*

[killercowboy]

*killercowboy burts in the room, looks at ceci-chan, bring it on*

[ceci-chan]

ceci-chan: Oh its already been broughten!

*ceci-chan then goes matrix stopping in midair and kicking killercowboy in the chest into a marble pillar*

[killercowboy]

*ow*

* picks up a large piece of the broken marble pillar, hurls it at ceci-chan...ooo right in the kisser*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan falls to the floor and slides. She then wipes off her blood and glares evily at Killercow boy*

Ceci-chan: grrr.....

*ceci-chan then gets out her sword and charges after Killercowboy slicing and dicing his skin. She sends him to the floor with a shockwave of pain*

[killercowboy]

*big ow*

*unable to move, killercowboy just lays on the floor*

[ceci-chan]

ceci-chan: HAHAHAHA

*she laughs evily while Killercowboy lays on the floor. She then walks away as the victor*

[killercowboy]

*suddenly...killercowboy gets a burst of energy. he picks up the nearest item and throws it at ceci-chan...then he relizes...it's a cow*

[ceci-chan]

cow: MOOOOOOOO!

*ceci-chan is then slamed to the floor hard by a heavy cow*

ceci-chan: why you....*ceci-chan pissed picks up the cow and throws it at Killercowboy* There's more where that came from! *ceci-chan then uses a catapult to send a flying bombs of barn yard animals towards killercowboy's direction*

[killercowboy]

*so killer cowboy hides behind ceci-chan*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan stops the catapult and punches Killercowboy disfiguring his face. She then jumps on him many times hoping to crush in Killercowboy's ribs*

[killercowboy]

*killer cowboy races for the plastic surgeon, there thats better. ow my ribs you evil b*tch. oh no here comes the boom stick*

[Alien]

Why do I get the impression they 2 (ceci-chan & killercowboy) don't like each other?

[killercowboy]

stay outta this alien *knocks aliens lights out* anyway she was trying to undress for me last night ;)

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by killercowboy
*killer cowboy races for the plastic surgeon, there thats better. ow my ribs you evil b*tch. oh no here comes the boom stick*


*before Killercowboy could say that, ceci-chan appears behind him with a tank and a helmet. Ceci-chan then starts shooting from her tank hitting Killercowboy mutiple times*

[killercowboy]

*ow why do you make holes in the hotness*

*pulls out a machete slices and dices, do you like my artwork?*

[Alien]

Originally posted by killercowboy
stay outta this alien *knocks aliens lights out* anyway she was trying to undress for me last night ;) *Screws new bulbs into the lamps*

What the hell was the point of that?

[killercowboy]

*i have no idea*

*shut up*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Double impales KillerCowboy anf alien with a telephone pole.*

[killercowboy]

*mwahahahaha you cannot defeat me...ow...mwahahaha*

shoves mm down the drain...on goes the trash compactor*

[Mr.Matinee]

*blows my way out of the drain,then cuts off killercowboy's right hand,posseses it,and throws it at him*

[bbf2]

Originally posted by welty69
Welty decides to go alphabet style and kill BBf2 first.
I aim and I take up the trigger slack and wait for the perfect moment to fire.

I see an oppertunity and squeeze the trigger on my high powered sniper rifle, sneding a 50 caliber bullet down range right into bbf2's head.

Last time I checked, "B" wasn't the start of the alphabet.

Oh, and you hit wrong. That was my stunt double.

(snaps welty's neck)

[killercowboy]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*blows my way out of the drain,then cuts off killercowboy's right hand,posseses it,and throws it at him*

*replaces his hand with a chainsaw, kills the hand, decapitates mm*

[killercowboy]

bump

bring it on ceci-chan

[JimmyDean]

*Pops KillerCowboy over the head with a frying pan*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan gets in karate stance ready to whip some killercowboy butt. She then kicks him in the gut leaving him without breath. Ceci-chan then punches killercowboy sending his arse to moon*

[killercowboy]

.he's the man on the moon
on the moon
on the moon
he's the man on the moon
with hair of spaghetti

*parachutes down. ties cc up and forces mud down her throat*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan chokes on mud. While Killercowboy is busy doing that, ceci-chan commands the worms to attack Killercowboy. Ceci-chan is then set free. She then slices and dices killercowboy with her sword*

[Alexander JL]

*gets up from the rubble, and locks himself in the CS Bomb Shelter*

[killercowboy]

*planted bombs inthe shelter already. 3..2..1..BOOM*

[Alexander JL]

*watches in confusion as water balloon bombs start flying everywhere...*

[killercowboy]

*explains that they are not water bombs, but french fries*

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by killercowboy
*explains that they are not water bombs, but french fries*

Only 'French' fries are banned by the US convention and thus 'Freedom' fries are the only legitimate armament.....forgot what the point was so LS hits eveyone with flan.

[killercowboy]

they're still FRENCH fries to me buddy

[smokiechimp]

**Hits Killercowboy with a big fat wet Kipper!**

That's a FRENCH Kipper Mind!!

[LOTR RING]

Pinches Smokie chimp

[killercowboy]

ew now i smell like kipper

*showers*

*runs over smokiechimp with his 18-wheeler*

Pancake anyone?

[smokiechimp]

*Punches LOTR in the jibblets and then ****s KK with a rubber chicken*

HA take that you Nincumpoop!

[killercowboy]

thats ironic becuase i'm the limbo champ and the prize is a rubber chicken.

*throws a cat at sc*

[LOTR RING]

Saves the cat and runs away!

[smokiechimp]

*Strokes The Pussy*

::Ahem:: Where Where We!?!

*Pulls KK's chuddies over his head*

[killercowboy]

* takes the cat, ties it up and gives it to the mice*

muhahahahahahaaaa

what now cat lovers!!!

[killercowboy]

im guessing you gave me a wedgie.

[LOTR RING]

Steals cat and hides cowers in the corner

[killercowboy]

grr...

*unleashes...the weinerdog (dun dun dun) *

[smokiechimp]

**Throws a fire extinguisher at LOTR and and throws chunder at KK**

[killercowboy]

what the hell is chunder

[Kitty]

*Throws a grenade at killercowboy that explodes immediately as soon as it touches his feet*

[LOTR RING]

Lets the cat that everyone above was throwing around outside.

[Kitty]

*Hits LOTR RING in the back of the head with a pan*

[cg124]

* grabs pan from kitty and makes eggs for everyone to eat*

[cg124]

*with plates on the floor with eggs on them cg124 shouts*

"who wants bacon?!"

[killercowboy]

*releases his prized potbellied pigs, they attack cg at the word bacon*

[cg124]

*cg124 puts his fingers in the pigs eyes,because he had grease in his hands. The pig is can't see so cg124 grabs a egg and shoves it down the pigs throat and the pig chokes on it and dies.*

[killercowboy]

pig killer!!!

*a mob of animal lovers comes and attacks cg*

[cg124]

*Thankfully cg124 made some vegatarine(sp) bacon. The animal lovers ate the vegatarine bacon and they start to gag and throw up. This was because there was poison in the vegatarine bacon. They all sat on the ground and died*

[killercowboy]

*waves white flag*

too tired to continue

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks behind cg124 and shoots him in the ass*

[cg124]

* cg124 hops around and grabs the frying pan. cg124 splashes some grease from the pan into kittys eyes. Kitty can't see and cg124 starts beating kitty with the pan.*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases out of the room and returns into the room when her eyes aren't covered with grease. She then gets a brick and throws it at cg124's head*

[cg124]

* cg124 grabs the frying pan and blocks the brick. cg124 grabs the eggs and throws them at kitty. cg124 then graps the dead pig and beats kitty with the pig.*

[killercowboy]

*it was a light blue flag mwahahahahahaaaa*

*shoves flagpole down cgs thoat*

*chops off kitty's finger*

[cg124]

*with cg124 last breath he pulls out a grenade and blows up everyone in sight.* The end

[Kitty]

Kitty: It just doesn't work like that.

*Kitty phases through the knife that killercowboy puts up against her finger and phases out of the room as the grenade goes off. She then comes back in and takes out a few dozen golf balls and throws them at both of the dudes*

[cg124]

* cg124 grabs another grenade and shoves it down kittys throat. It explodes. cg124 gets out a shovel and digs a hole 30 ft deep and throws the rest of kitty in the hole. cg124 then beats up killercowboy and throws him down the hole. cg124 drops another grenade down the hole to ensure there both dead. cg124 puts the dirt back in the hole*

[Kitty]

*Kitty looses a life and then comes out of the hole thanks to her phasing power. She then walks over to the bar and gets herself a pepsi to drink*

[killercowboy]

*killercowboy digs his way out of the hole...throws a brick at cg*

http://www.spacespider.net/emo/doa37.gif

[killercowboy]

*topples kitty with bricks*



http://www.spacespider.net/emo/doa35.gif

[cg124]

* cg124 walks into the same bar and orders some water. After cg124 gets doine drinking his water he drops a grenade in kittys pepsi and leaves*

[Kitty]

*Kitty sees the grenade in her pepsi and throws her pepsi to the wall as it explodes. She the gets out a spare pepsi can and starts drinking it, minding her own business*

[cg124]

* since cg124 was at a bar killercowboy threw a brick at nothing. cg124 pays killercowboy a visit and beats him with a barstool. Down on the ground in pain throws killercowboy down the hole with a brick attached to his foot.*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Kitty sees the grenade in her pepsi and throws her pepsi to the wall as it explodes. She the gets out a spare pepsi can and starts drinking it, minding her own business*

*cg124 walks into the bar again and says "screw it" and orders a pepsi.*

[Alexander JL]

*climbs out of the rubble that was the CS bomb shelter and makes a run for it*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan walks in and finds a complete mess. She then yawns and falls asleep with a rifle in her hand where no one can find her*

[WebMonkey]

*webmonkey walks to the room hold a package....is a bomb!!*

[Sub_zero3]

*deliver pizza to WebMonkey and ask for $1,000 tip*

[WebMonkey]

*wenmonkey open wallet to give tip when he finds a note for Sub... it reads...*

[WebMonkey]

Die....


http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/blackeye/AR15firing.gif

[Sub_zero3]

*You read it wrong WebMonkey it reads iE!D*

[WebMonkey]

*oh...sub was right... DAM MY EYES!*

[Sub_zero3]

*Thats the problem your eyes aren't in yours eye socket correctly, then steals all WebMonkey's money and hides under his bed...SHhhhhhh...*

[WebMonkey]

* webmonkey stumbles around the room till he hits his head on the sink, that puts his eyes right......Now he's ready to rumble*

[Sub_zero3]

*bring in a ref and puts on Boxing gloves and punches WebMonkey front tooth out*

[Skinny]

While all the ruckus is happening, Skinny is in the corner, playing depressing songs on the piano to himself

[Mr.Matinee]

*Sets skinmy's piano on fire*

[Elizabeth]

*throws the piano bench at Mr. Matinee*

[JimmyDean]

*Pulls on Elizabeth's hair and punches WebMonkey in his twins*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz digs her fingernails into JimmyDean's back*

[JimmyDean]

*Jimmy begs for more*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz digs her fingernails into JimmyDean's neck, intentionally going for pressure points* Sure, I'll give you more... I hope you like scars! lol

[JimmyDean]

I live for them... hehe.

*Does an insane backwards move and jumps onto Liz's back*

[Elizabeth]

Hey, you're too heavy! *Liz falls to the floor* Owww...

[JimmyDean]

*Uses my obviously heavy frame to sit on Liz*

You're not going anywhere now!

[Elizabeth]

*takes her fingernail file out of her pocket and stabs Jimmy in a rather tender area* Get off!

[JimmyDean]

Dear god, woman!

*Jumps off and runs away, screaming, crying, looking for the nearest pair of bandages*

[Elizabeth]

*chuckling* Heh, jump on MY back, will ya? :nono: I'm armed and dangerous :D

[Sub_zero3]

*Looks around while everyone punches each other and sits to eat the pizza*

[cg124]

* Sits next to sub zero3 and grabs another slice of pizza*

[Kitty]

*Kitty steals the pizza and grabs herself five slices of it*

[cg124]

*cg124 calls the waiter and orders a large pizza*

[southern]

*walks in*

*smacks cg124 witha chair*

*walks out*

[cg124]

*cg124 gets up and calls mike tyson and say's*

"I heard you have some money troubles. Want to make quick 500 bucks?"

*cg124 tells mike tyson to get rid off southern. cg124 sits down and hears a car pull up and heres a couple gun shots and then a chainsaw.*

[southern]

*wlks back in*

you honestly thought he could take on me?! pfft:p

*walks back out*

[cg124]

* cg124 gets up and starts eating his pizza*

[tyler_durden]

*walks in*

*laughs*

*walks out*

[Original]

*walks in abruptly*

* randomly takes a piss *

*walks out*

[cg124]

*cg124 looks around and countiues eating his pizza*

[Skinny]

Skinny, pissed that someone burned his piano, grabs a piece of cg124's pizza, goes to a kareoke bar, gets drunk, and starts singing depressing "loved and lost" songs...

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks up behind skinny and knocks him out from the back of the head thanks to her trusty baton*

[JimmyDean]

*Pulls on Kitty's hair and smiles*

[Kitty]

*Kitty kicks jimmydean in the stomach and sends him flying to the wall*

[JimmyDean]

*Charges back at Kitty and wrestles her to the ground; starts tickling*

[Kitty]

*Kitty starts to laugh and pushes jimmydean away from her*

[JimmyDean]

*Rushes back at Kitty, pinching her sides*

[cg124]

*cg124 grabs skinny's microphone from his hands and starts chocking kitty with the microphone wire. Kittys eyes pop from the pressure> She falls to the ground and cg124 grabs his shoe and shoves it down kitty's throat.*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Shoots Kitty with paintball*
I'M BACK!!!

[Kitty]

*Kitty watches cg124 as he kills her stuffed...her*

[Kitty]

*Kitty gets hit with a paintball*
why you little sonofa--
*Kitty smacks mr. matinee around with a bat*

[cg124]

*cg124 pushes kitty away from mr.matinee. Cg124 aims his shotgun at kitty and quickly aims it at mr.matinee and shoots him in the head.cg124 pumps the shotgun and shoots kitty.*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through the bullet and throws a baseball at cg124's head, making him fall to the floor*

[cg124]

* on the floor cg124 grabs kitty's leg and bites it off. Cg124 grabs the foot and starts beating kitty with it till she falls to the floor.*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Sneaks up with camouflogue(sp?) behind cg124,and chokes him with piano wire*

[Kitty]

*Kitty shakes her head as she sees cg124 beating her stuffed her with the stuffed her's leg. Kitty walks over to cg124 and hits him in the head with the bat...alot*

[cg124]

* cg124 hit's the real kitty with the bar seat and knocks kitty out. Cg124 grabs a knife and shoves it through her head. Cg124 grabs barb wire and chocks mr.matinee till his head pops off.*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through cg124's knife as he tries putting it through my head. Kitty takes the knife out of his hand and throws it to the side, moving him out of the way by kicking him in the private regions*

[cg124]

*cg124 pulls the cup from his pant's. Cg124 quickly grabs the knife and throws it at the real kitty and it slices her head off.*

[Kitty]

*Kitty dodges out of the way before he could try to slice her head off. She then kicked cg124 a few times in the ribs and then throws beer bottles at his head.*

[cg124]

*cg124 dodges the bottles and beats her to the ground. Cg124 starts kicking her untill its all blood and guts. cg124 grabs shot gun and shots the real kitty 100 times. Cg124 grabs the barb wire and wraps the real kitty with the barb wire. Barb wire cut's her into a 100 parts.*

[Mr.Matinee]

*While cg124 is busy killing Kitty,I sneakily throw him into a vat of magma*

[Kitty]

*Kitty loses a life and returns back sitting on a barstool drinkin some pepsi*

[cg124]

* while I'm throw into the magna i quickly jump out and beat mr.matinee and shoot him with my shot gun.I quickly grab the microphone and shoves it down his throat. Cg124 pulls the microphone out of his butt and hangs mr.matinee on the wall while everyone throws darts at him.*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Dodges darts Matrix-style,Then has a mod ban him*
Now what,huh?

[cg124]

*cg124 just drinks a glass of poison and says this is stupid*

[Kitty]

*Kitty crushes JimmyDean to the ground with a huge boulder she found on the other side of the room*

[JimmyDean]

*Gets up and throws the boulder back at Kitty... gives her "the bird"*

[Sub_zero3]

*Looks at everyone drinking and Sighsss*

[spiderman_2k]

*smashes a bottle over Sub's head, knocking him to the ground...:D

[Sub_zero3]

*Breaths hard and makes Spiderman_2k into a human popsocle*

[spiderman_2k]

*puts on a warm jacket and beats Sub with a frozen Jimmydean...