Fight Thread

[LOTR RING]

Doesnt get hurt by the sun because its nighttime.

[Mr.Matinee]

*transports self to sun.Attempts to eat M&Ms.M&Ms melt in my hand*
Lying bastards!They melted IN my hand,NOT in my mouth!
*Eats Reces Pieces instead.(ET!) :D Throws LOTR into lava pool*

[Sub_zero3]

<I special summon Ifrit and he come out of the lava and brought to flat rocks and and put Mr.Matinee in the middle and dip him in Lava and the melted chocolate and ate him then he spit the bone at LOTR rotting corpse>

[Citizen Kane]

What the hell?

[Sub_zero3]

<Sub_zero3 makesd the sun turn into ice and made Mr . Martinee froze to death>

[spiderman_2k]

I cant see anything hes saying but if i click quote i can....

[Sub_zero3]

i can't post

[Sub_zero3]

Originally posted by Sub_zero3
<Sub_zero3 maked the sun turn into ice and made Mr . Martinee froze to death>

[Citizen Kane]

That's weird. Talk to a mod/admin about that.

[spiderman_2k]

Well we can see that.....

[Sub_zero3]

i guess it was to long

[Citizen Kane]

That really is odd...

[awakened]

Mr. Matinee unknowingly disturbs Awakened's lava pool party so *Awakened sends his female minions to give him 57 STD's and watch as Matinee whithers away from either the STD's or the sun's ferocious heat*

[Sub_zero3]

Mr. Matinee died already i killed him

[spiderman_2k]

Perhaps it escaped u, but people dont die in ths thread.....
People just fight its not supposed to be realistic its supposed to be.....kind of fun.

[awakened]

*Awakened can't see Sub_zero3's posts so he intern gives sub the STD's*

[Sub_zero3]

yeah he did escape he somehow made afire towarm up and transported away

[Sub_zero3]

The real Sub Zero made a vow to kill his younger brother Sub_zero3

[spiderman_2k]

Never mind i can see it now

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Heres the problem..he's typing his action between "<" ">" so, its reading it as html and making it some kind of command, instead of a post*

[Citizen Kane]

:lol:

[Sub_zero3]

Hey Frizzo why wont you make a fight scene

[Frizzo the Clown]

Because my "bag 'o' props" (patent pending) is in the shop for its 3,000 gag checkup, and I won't get it back til Thursday. I don't have any weapons. ;)

[awakened]

*as Frizzo distracts Sub_zero3, Awakened slices off sub's arms and legs*

[dark_nemesis]

*takes off awakened's helmet and slices eyes with katana*

[awakened]

*now that Awakened's mask is off it is revealed that he has eyes of plasma and the katana melts like butter*

*puts mask back on (you know...for the ladies) and proceeds to shoot chunks of plasma at dark_nemesis*

[LOTR RING]

Jumps in front of Dark Nemesis.


"Take me instead!!"

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases out of the lava and proceeds walking right next to LOTR RING*

Kitty: You silly git, if you needed help you should've asked me.

*Kitty touches LOTR RING's arm as they phase through the chunks of plasma. As awakened is finished Kitty lets go of LOTR RING and punches him in the face giving him a bloody nose*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Transports everyone on to the moon.Brings in versions of the posters from the evil CS universe,causing a brawl*Hey,it's fun to beat up your evil self!

[Kitty]

*Kitty bonds with her evil self as they both talked amongst themselves plotting against the others as they chugged down a few pepsi's* :D

[Mr.Matinee]

*Overhearing Kitty's/EU Kitty's plotting,sends both back to evil universe*

[awakened]

meanwhile back in evil universe Awakened has trapped Kitty in an anti-morphing chamber.

*leaving trail of recees pieces that leads up to the chamber*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Follows trail of Reses Pieces.Eats them,blows up anti -morphing(phasing perhaps?)chamber,rips off the heads of both awakends,and destroys universe with Universe-Away(under patent).barely escapes from exploding universe*

[awakened]

*laughs histerically as his acid laced reces pieces have Matinee halucinating like a mofo*

[Kitty]

*Kitty gets out of the anti-phasing prison and returns home while she waits on a barstool for the others.*

[Mr.Matinee]

Woah!!*Sees world full of drug induced creations.Looks at awakened,sees dancing taco eating Carrot Top*GOOD GOD!!Somebody help him!*Stabs awakened,thinking him to be Carrot Top*

[awakened]

Awakened and Kitty stare at Matinee wondering why he's stabbing yahoo serious.

*orders Matinee a pint of dublin's finest*

[Mr.Matinee]

Thank you.*chugs beer,smashes mug on awakend's head*

[awakened]

*still at a loss for words as to why Mr. Matinee is still attacking the venerable Yahoo Serious...oh yeah must be the shrooms in the beer*

*sneaks up on Mr. Matinee and caps him in the head w/ his plasma gun*

[Sub_zero3]

*The true Sub Zero saw that Sub_Zero3 dead so he uses resurrect on him and destroys everyone on the moon except Sub_Zero3 so they could have a one on one*

[dark_nemesis]

*gets destroyed so all that remains of me is my DARK SHADOW. Shadow begs sub-zero3 to resserect me*

[Sub_zero3]

*Sub_Zero3 resurrects Dark_nemesis because he fells sorry for him*

[dark_nemesis]

*joins sub_zero3 in his wrath to destroy all CS members on the fight thread*

[Sub_zero3]

*everyone got scared so they don't got the guts to reply*

[dark_nemesis]

exactly maybe the wrath of Sub_zero scared them all away. so much for awakened!

*looks at Awakened's corpse disgustingly*

[Sub_zero3]

Awakened was such a good warrior

*crys*

[Mr.Matinee]

What the hell?!? An alliance?Never!!*Transports Sub_zero3 and dark_nemesis to the sun,then destroys the transporter.resurrects everyone, then stabs all of them*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Shoves a Thermo-Nuclear device up Matinee's arse and dives for cover*

[Sub_zero3]

*Froze the sun and teleported back to Balrog of Moria with Dark_nemesis and we both destroyed him by Wegeing him to death*

[Mr.Matinee]

Ha! ET's don't have asses!*uses universe away to get rid of thremo-nuclear device,but TND gos off as it's sucked into Universe Away,causing a schizm in the space time contninum!*Oh Crap.

[Balrog of Moria]

Look what you did now *Kicks him in the shin*

[Mr.Matinee]

Be glad I did it! the nuclear reaction caused a time warp,allowing Mirko to be born so he could create this place.It was bound to happen!*Punches Balrog in the honker*

[Sub_zero3]

*screams in pain*
*grab Balrog of Moria by the neck and Dark_nemesis and I start to nogeeing him until he crys*

[Kitty]

*Kitty gets subzero in a headlock and chokes him as he lets go of the other two. Kitty then throws him to the side of the room and takes out a huge hammer, whacking balrog and dark_nemesis*

[ceci-chan]

*Ceci-chan walks in and puts kitty in a school boy lock making her beg for pain*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through ceci-chan and she throws her up in the air and kicks her in mid air a few times*

[bluebeast619]

chick fight what glories days these r

[Kitty]

*Kitty gently lands back on the ground, walks up in front of bluebeast and b**ch slaps him*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan lands on the floor hard but recovers quickly enough to hit blue beast in the balls*

[Balrog of Moria]

That wasnt very nice

*Knee's ceci in the face*`

[ceci-chan]

ceci-chan: agh!!! why you......*ceci-chan then shoves a gernade down Moria's throat making him unable to get it*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Grenade goes off*
*Burps smoke*

YUMMY

*Pulls out fire sword and attempts to decapitate ceci*

[Scarlet spidey]

*sits and watches*

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks quietly behind scarlet spidey and chokes him*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan pulls out her sword and challenges Moria to a duel*
*slowly but carefully while she is dueling Moria she secretly uses her hand in quick motion to leave cuts and bruises by her dagger*

[awakened]

the evil knight of the underworld Awakened returns

*steps on ceci-chan's feet and proceeds to use her as personal punching bag*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Duels with ceci and when shes not expecting it blows a fireball it her*

[awakened]

*whips out plama powered tommy gun and lights up Moria to high heaven*

[ceci-chan]

ceci-chan: agh!! *is thrown back by force* *suddenly ceci-chan's eyes light up and the earth begins to shake at Awaken's feet throwing off his concentration and sending moria back down to earth* this is my fight!!! *stabs Moria with dagger*

[awakened]

*lowers head in disappointment and waits for another competitor to feel the wrath*;)

[Balrog of Moria]

*Pulls dagger out of his chest and puts it in hers*

*Kicks awakened in the shins*

Let us finish

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan hides and faints from loss of blood*

[Balrog of Moria]

*tries to help her up*

You ok?

[awakened]

*triggers grand piano to fall on Moria and ceci-chan crushing their bodies instantly*

*hahaha*

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks outside for a moment.*
Boom...Boom...Boom...
*Suddenly the ground shakes as something breaks through the ceiling. It's a huge kitty paw. Kitty sicks her kitten on awakened, knawing at him with it's teeth*

[awakened]

*looking down to see what's slightly tugging on toe*

*unsheaths plasma sword and gestures to kitty to bring it on*

[Kitty]

*The kitten looks at awakened and meows playfully. The huge two story kitten they lies down on it's back, purring as awakened is crushed underneath by the kitten's weight*

[awakened]

*awakened's molten armor causes the kitten to yelp in agonizing pain*

*oh $hit rule #1 never rough up the kitten*

[Kitty]

*The kitten gets off of it's back and bites awakened's head as Kitty sits in the back zipping on a pepsi*

[awakened]

*throws catnip all over Kitty and watches in horror/amazement as the kitten thrashes at her face*

[awakened]

*picks up fallen pepsi and finishes it off*

[Kitty]

*The kitten playfully licks Kitty and walks away from the room. Kitty then takes out a shotgun and shoots some rounds at awakened*

[awakened]

*shots feel like warm fuzzies...so Awakened slides down his visor and shoots continous wave blasts of plasma from his eyes in kitty's general direction*

[Kitty]

*Kitty dodges the plasma as she takes out a few sharp knives and throws them at awakened's chest*

[awakened]

*takes one step to the left and completely misses every knife and proceeds to rip Kitty's intestines out and tie them to a stick*

*takes branding iron to Kitty's butt and watches as she histerically runs around the stick in pain from the iron and from the steady loss of her intestinal tract*

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
*tries to help her up*

You ok?


of course I am!! ;) why thank you.*ceci-chan then uses her laser beam eyes to zap at Moria's face*

ZAAAAAPPPPP!

SIZZLE SIZZLE

*ceci-chan then runs away and munchs on her ice cream drum stick*

MUNCH MUNCH

Ceci-chan: Moria this is going to have to be put on pause for now.......*without notice ceci-chan slices awaken's hand and feeds it to the dogs*

[awakened]

*Awakened walks in and wonders who just ruined his personalized wax statue by slicing off its hand?*

*thinks of only one person dastardly enough to do it...good thing i slipped some super ex-lax into ceci-chan's ice cream drumstick.*

[ceci-chan]

*luckily ceci-chan is immuned to ex-lax so it has no effect on her*
*ceci-chan then finds the real Awakened and begins to hit him in the nards over and over again*
*ceci-chan then upper cuts Awakened and side kicks your gut sending you flying into burning lava*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Ride's Kitty's kitten into room*I'm back,biacthes!!

[JimmyDean]

*Slaps Mr. Matinee off Kitty's kitten and jumps on myself*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Has giant tortise eat JimmyDean.Slowly.*

[Sub_zero3]

*Don't know who attack me last so i just watch the battle in the sky and maybe do some damage*

[awakened]

Originally posted by ceci-chan
*luckily ceci-chan is immuned to ex-lax so it has no effect on her*
*ceci-chan then finds the real Awakened and begins to hit him in the nards over and over again*
*ceci-chan then upper cuts Awakened and side kicks your gut sending you flying into burning lava*

*burning lava is were Awakened was created from so it reminds him of home so he visits relatives...*

*grabs ceci-chan's face leaving horrible facial burns all over her face...starts laughing because now Awakened's hand print is permanantly on her face*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Freezes awakened and family*

[awakened]

*Awakened's nipples now indicating that its freezing*

*shatters ice prison w/ furious rage of fire and liquifies Mr. Matinee for looking at my sister's nipples*:funny:

[Balrog of Moria]

*Kicks awakened in the teeth*

[Mr.Matinee]

*leaps kicks Balrog's back,breaking his spine*
P.S-200 posts yay!!

[awakened]

*bites down on Moria foot and eats it...Awakened realizes he has to go to work and gets away free of any harm*

haha

*turns ignition in car*

[Balrog of Moria]

Spicy foot ehh?

*Grows new foot and breaks it off in awakened's arse*
*Grows another*

[IdahoMR2man]

*uses Go-go-gadget fist to punch Balrog in face for posing as Pixi*

[Optimus Prime]

Prime Transforms into a semi-truck and rams IdahoMR2man.

"One shall stand, one shall fall."

[Sub_zero3]

*go to sleep cause fight was too boring*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Wakes Sub-Zero up by putting pissed off ferrets in his pants*

[Kitty]

*Kitty puts a tub of cat nip on Balrog as her giant kitten starts to chew on his head*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Rubs the Kittys stomach making it his slave and sicks it on...Kitty*

[Kitty]

*Kitty uses secret psychic powers and makes the giant kitten get away from the battle area. Kitty then takes out a whip and gets Balrog in the neck with it, choking him*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Pulls out fire sword and cuts whip with it then attemps to slice kitty*

[Kitty]

*Kitty jumps back from the fire sword, almost getting cut. She then takes out a bucket of water and drenches Balrog in water and his sword too.*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Water Evaporates, Fire returns*

[Kitty]

Kitty: Damnit

*Kitty then takes out an identical fire sword and burns Balrog in the butt, giving her time to drink a nice cool glass of pepsi*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Steals her Pepsi*
*Takes a sip*

On guard

*Stands to duel with her*

[Kitty]

*Kitty, getting pissed, suddenly turns green and gets on all fours, foaming at the mouth. She looks at Balrog and charges at him, biting his arms and such leaving deep puncture wounds*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Punchs Kitty in the kidneys and stabs her in the chest with my sword*

[awakened]

*pulls the rug from under Kitty and Moria causing them to fly in the air and crash loudly down to the ground...escapes to different thread*

[Kitty]

*Kitty loses another life as she lies in the floor trying to regain conciousness.*

[awakened]

*places a very sharp metal blade over kitty's neck so when she regains conciousness she'll kill her self by attempting to get up.*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through the metal blade and gets a huge hammer out knocking awakened unconcious*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Kicks awakened in the skull*

[awakened]

*through telekenisis Awakened makes Kitty believe there are hundreds of roaches on her body causing her to stab her self to death w/ her own knife*

*while still unconscious, wonders how many lives Kitty has left*

[awakened]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
*Kicks awakened in the skull*

*allowing Awakened to snap out of coma-like state*

*rewards Moria with evil "red eye" stare causing Moria's brain to swell to 5 times its normal size and eventually explodes*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Grows new head*
*Grabs anvil and flys into the air*
*Drops it on awakeneds had crushing him*

[awakened]

*thank god, Moria's crucial typing error allows the anvil to completely miss Awakened's head*

*catches Moria in the air w/ plasma net...performs lethal experiments on him and transforms Moria into a woman w/ one breast*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Plays with 1 breasts nipple*

[awakened]

:lol:

*regains composure and slices off the above mentioned nipple*

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by awakened
*burning lava is were Awakened was created from so it reminds him of home so he visits relatives...*

*grabs ceci-chan's face leaving horrible facial burns all over her face...starts laughing because now Awakened's hand print is permanantly on her face*


*luckily for ceci-chan she had sunblock on leaving only a sunburn*
ceci-chan: hmm....I like this color......

*after hearing Awaken's wussy run away....ceci-chan continues the fight hoping to never hear from awaken again*

*ceci-chan shoves a sword in kitty's stomach and slices her in half*

*she then chops up the two parts into pieces and cooks them into a stew*

*ceci-chan then feeds it to her pet pig, P-chan*

[awakened]

Originally posted by ceci-chan
**after hearing Awaken's wussy run away....ceci-chan continues the fight hoping to never hear from awaken again*

*Awakened grants Ceci-chan her wish by slicing off her ears and stabbing her ear drums w/ phillips head screw drivers...haha you'll never "hear" from me again*

*steals ceci-chan's pet's food*

[Optimus Prime]

*Prime Pulls out his Heavy Laser Rifle and blasts ceci-chan into nothing, then tell's Hound to deactive the hologram of sliced in two Kitty.*

Prime: Astalavista, ceci-chan.

[Alien]

I'm going to rip the arms off bbf2 for getting TPAM thread shut! :evil: :mad: :twisted: :meanie:

[Alexander JL]

*whacks Alien in the face with a saucepan*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Wallops Alexander in the knee's with a 3 liter bottle of fruit punch*

[Colorado Cajun]

*chigs the fruit punch*
what I'm thirsty

[Balrog of Moria]

Im happy to help

*Kicks him in the chest*

[Colorado Cajun]

*pulls out his trusty sword*
that better be Alexander you're kicking:evil:

[Balrog of Moria]

It might be

*Unsheaths FireSword*

Or it might not be

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by awakened
*Awakened grants Ceci-chan her wish by slicing off her ears and stabbing her ear drums w/ phillips head screw drivers...haha you'll never "hear" from me again*

*steals ceci-chan's pet's food*


*luckily ceci-chan had a shield around her to protect her from Prime's rifle. Ceci-chan pissed tears out Prime's apple adam and sells it in the black market. Then ceci-chan wonders why Awakened is stabbing her science project. She then points at Awakened and laughs*

Ceci-chan: I have plenty of more food for my pig. But go on.....help yourself *turns beat red and giggles at the thought of you eating human chunks*

*ceci-chan then uses a spiked club to send Awakened into orbit*

*Awakened is then sent into orbit where he is taken into hostage by man eating creatures and eaten*

[Alexander JL]

*gets up and clubs Balrog of Moria to death with his keyboard*

[Alien]

Originally posted by Alexander JL
*whacks Alien in the face with a saucepan* What did I ever do to you?








:alien:








Now where did I put that pump action shot gun?

[Balrog of Moria]

*Jabs Alien to death with his horns*

[awakened]

Originally posted by ceci-chan
*Ceci-chan: I have plenty of more food for my pig. But go on.....help yourself *turns beat red and giggles at the thought of you eating human chunks*

*ceci-chan then uses a spiked club to send Awakened into orbit*

*Awakened is then sent into orbit where he is taken into hostage by man eating creatures and eaten*

*Awakened is spat out by man eating creatures...turns out their leader is Hannible Lecture (awakened's predecessor)*

*Awakened then re-enters earth's atmosphere w/ army of man eating creatures and hunts down the quivering pile of human flesh named Ceci-chan. She then stops giggling because Awakened ate the part of her brain that causes laughter...the rest of the army is now feasting on her*

[Sub_zero3]

*buys exploding paint balls and stuff 10 of them down Awakened pant*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Eats Sub-Zero's Head*

[awakened]

*now that sub_zero3's head is off...Awakened craps down Sub_zero3's exposed esophogus*

*stops to think that might have been to harsh...no it's cool*

[Alexander JL]

Originally posted by Alien
What did I ever do to you?

Umm...

*grabs a torch*

IT'S AN ALIEN! BURN THE BEAST! IT'S ALIVE! IT"S ALIIIIIIIVE!

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by awakened
*Awakened is spat out by man eating creatures...turns out their leader is Hannible Lecture (awakened's predecessor)*

*Awakened then re-enters earth's atmosphere w/ army of man eating creatures and hunts down the quivering pile of human flesh named Ceci-chan. She then stops giggling because Awakened ate the part of her brain that causes laughter...the rest of the army is now feasting on her*

*Luckily for Awakend the monsters stop feasting on ceci-chan due to Awaken's sneaky plan of putting ex-lax on ceci-chan's drumstick;). Disgusted the monsters spit out ceci-chan's body and reconstruct her into a better and powerful ceci-chan. She then kills Hannible Lecture and controls the aliens now*

*To piss of Awakened she sends a fleet of aliens towards his way where they zap his body to ash with their very powerful laser guns. Then ceci-chan commands the aliens to attack the other CSers or they will be tortured and eventually will die*

Ceci-chan: HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW!

[Balrog of Moria]

*Throws a cheerio at ceci*

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Take that!!!

[Alien]

Oach! This thread hurts! :waa:

*Locks and loads*

Well I have my pump action shotgun at my side.

[spiderman_2k]

*Jabs Alien in the eye

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan's eyebrow begins to twitch*

*ceci-chan then sends rabid aliens dogs to devour Moria*

*the dogs then eat Moria leaving nothing behind (weeeelllll....maybe a couple of Moria human chunks and little spills of blood. But don't worry they can clean that up ;) )*

[Alien]

*Shoots spiderman_2k a good few times with my shotgun*

[spiderman_2k]

*Good'Ol spidey sense keeps me safe and sets Gary Coleman on Alien...

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan warns a group of aliens that spidey is off hiding somewhere and that he is to scared to fight. She then sends the group to capture spidey and bring spidey to her*

*ceci-chan annoyed......orders the aliens to take Gary Coleman into custody and erase his memory of any tv show he appeared on*

Ceci-chan: Finally!!! Peace!! SHEESH!

[Balrog of Moria]

*Rises again from the fumes of the dog shyt and begins to pummel ceci with volley-balls*

[Alien]

*Walking about aiming my gun at people*

Come on!

[Alexander JL]

*grabs Alien's gun, and gives it to Ripley*

[JimmyDean]

*Smacks Alexander in the back of the head and pulls his pants down, for all to see "Little Al"

[awakened]

*Awakened's emmense gravitational pull allows his ashes to reform*

*throws pocket full of marbles right in front of ceci-chan's feet...she steps foward and slips on her butt causing every CSer to break out in laughter*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Rips out awakeneds spleen...Replacing it with JimmyDeans Liver*

[Alexander JL]

*steals JimmyDeans leather jacket from the carcass Balrog has caused*

[Sub_zero3]

*wake from being dead and become a vampire/zombie with no head and bites Balrog's neck till he faints*

[awakened]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
*Rips out awakeneds spleen...Replacing it with JimmyDeans Liver*

*Awakened shaves off Balrog's siayan hair and suggests he find a "Krillin" avatar to compliment the bald look...then kicks Balrog in the sack*

[Alexander JL]

*takes a baseball bat and whacks off awakened's head*

[WebMonkey]

*jumps from the chandelier and attempts to pull Alexander's spine out through his mouth*

[Alexander JL]

HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS!

[awakened]

*Luckily Awakened's head is colapseable and springs right back into position*

*shoots plasma lasers from eyes directly at JL's feet and force him to dance to the plasma beat*

[awakened]

*pulls Webmonkey's ears over his eyes and punches him in the nose*

[Original]

*This is My Thread*

[WebMonkey]

*after eating Alexander's spine, WebMonkey jump back to safety on top of the nearest tree*

[WebMonkey]

*ow!!*

[Alexander JL]

Originally posted by Original
*This is My Thread*

*No Its Not*

[awakened]

Originally posted by Original
*This is My Thread*

*Awakened strickens Original with multiple personality disorder...wait to late nevermind Awakened just kicks Original in the eye*

[Alexander JL]

*throws a bucket of acid on one half of awakened's face*

[Sub_zero3]

*uses Sub_zerto3 Fatality on Awakened*

[awakened]

*screams in horror then pisses molten lava in JL's left eye*

[WebMonkey]

*performs a Hundred-Hand-Slap on Awakened's scrotum*

[awakened]

*Awakened unplugs Sub_zero3's sega and leaves a plasma footprint on his face*

[awakened]

*craps all over webmonkey's one-hundredth hand slap totally incapcitating him*

[Alexander JL]

*runs around clutching his left eye... socket*

[awakened]

*poors vinegar over face to neutralize acid...then rips off all of webmonkey's finger and toe nails*

*Poors left over vinegar in JL's socket*

[WebMonkey]

*puzzled by what happen to his slap's, WebMonkey performs a flying kick to the back of Alexander's head knocking out his other eye*

[Alexander JL]

Great, now I'm blind in both the Food Fight thread, and this one...

*puts on his DareDevil costume... Again*

*does a flashy martial arts stance*

[awakened]

:lol:

[WebMonkey]

*releasing he needs the toilet, craps everywhere, pretty much like a garden water sprinkler, covering everyone in a ten meter radius. Here a picture of WebMonkey's bum after he's finished.*

http://www.fullfrontalmedia.com/media/scrapbook/ra-monkey.gif

[WebMonkey]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

[Alexander JL]

Whats this stuff? Chocolate?

*pauses for a lunch break*

...Four seconds later, Somewhere in Iraq:

"Do you hear something?" -translated from Arabic

"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[WebMonkey]

*Nobody can escape the devastation of WebMonkey's excrement. Not even Saddam*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Drowns Webmonkey in giant tub of Nyquil*

[WebMonkey]

*webmonkey survives the drowning, and then wonders what Nuquil is??? He then flicks Balrog's eye*

[Alexander JL]

*rips WebMonkey's hands off. Then proceeds to burn them to ashes, which he swallows*

[WebMonkey]

*knowing what Alexander was about to do, webmonkey had fake hands up his sleeves. While Alex shwallows (?), WebMonkey, moves in to the lotus postion, ready to kill*

[Sub_zero3]

*Summon my flaming saber and slices WebMonkey's tail off*

[WebMonkey]

*WebMonkey simply grows another..and tells Zero a story that'll give him nightmares!!*

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Alien
I'm going to rip the arms off bbf2 for getting TPAM thread shut! :evil: :mad: :twisted: :meanie:

Someone has issues.

In case you haven't noticed, I also started that thread, so without me you wouldn't be able to boost your post count with little posts that just say "TPAM :) " So keep your mouth shut.

[Sub_zero3]

*cut WebMonkey's left arm and uses a magic powder to make his tail not grow again and then slices his tail*

[WebMonkey]

*while bleeding to death, the real WedMonkey jumps from behide a tree and punches Sub right in the kidney*

[Sub_zero3]

*WebMonkey didn't know he hit a repleca of me made of ice and Sub_Zero3 jumps from behind and slices WebMonkey in 2 pieces*

[WebMonkey]

*zips himself back up and runs off*

[JimmyDean]

*Tosses a rock at Monkey as he runs off... direct hit!*

[Sub_zero3]

*did a Hyper Art on JimmyDean and it burnt him to death*

[WebMonkey]

*gets up after being hit by the rock, and puts a finger up to Jimmy*

[Sub_zero3]

*slices and dices WebMonkey to death*

[WebMonkey]

*with a spoon?*

[Sub_zero3]

8says no, with a sword*

[WebMonkey]

*webmonkey leaves the thread because he hurts*

[Sub_zero3]

*Sub_Zero3 is victorious*

[WebMonkey]

*webmonkey lied....as soon as sub turned his back...WebMonkey jumped on his back and pulled his head off*

[Sub_zero3]

*destroyed another ice replica you gonna pay WEBMONKEY cut WebMonkey in half*

[WebMonkey]

*missed*

[Sub_zero3]

*slices WebMonkey into a thousand pieces*

[WebMonkey]

*good move...but too slow...... missed*

[Sub_zero3]

*My ice blade with fire on it never missed look at your tummy*

[WebMonkey]

*holy fuc£ !!!!*

[Sub_zero3]

*hhaahaahaahaa*

[WebMonkey]

*mus... must...get......to......Monkey..Hospital..*

[Original]

Originally posted by awakened
*Awakened strickens Original with multiple personality disorder...wait to late nevermind Awakened just kicks Original in the eye*

*Original shuns u for making fun of a serious matter*

[Sub_zero3]

*Destroys Monkey Hospital with Luminaire*

[StarWars sucks]

*Pulls out Sub Zero's eyes and puts them in his ears and throws up. Then joins an alliance with Original. Soon, the whole CS! community is wiped out. Original continues to rape ppl, while I spit in their belly buttons.*

[Sub_zero3]

*Sub_Zero3 uses ice to make new eyes which make him better and go find StarWars sucks once moving into town Sub_Zero3 saw StarWars sucks rapping a dead guy's not girl corpse and cuts him into half*

[StarWars sucks]

You dumbass geek, why must u reply so quickly...here's 5 dollars, tell ur mom i said i would pay her.

[Sub_zero3]

*Do not make fun of me you weak, pathetic fool i will rip your spine from your arse, now cry*

[Hypnotic]

How dare you steal Shao Kahn's line? Now I must hypnotize you and make you dance to britney spears remixed with barney songs. HAHAHAA!

[Sub_zero3]

*oh no i'am dancing wow i could dnce must resist after stopped dancing made Hypnotic dance shakira style by using my handheld mirror when he/she uses his/her psychic powers*

[Sub_zero3]

*Sees the town is a wasteland but in 28 days the dead will rise*

[Alexander JL]

*rises from the dead*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan walks in with no army of aliens*
ceci-chan: what? It's Happy hour.....

*ceci-chan watches chaos from above with candy and soda*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Sits next to ceci*

Can I have a sip?

[Alexander JL]

*grabs ceci-chans candy and soda, and runs off to a corner to barbecue both items*

[Kitty]

*Throws a brick at alexander's head*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Walks in* This must end NOW!!*sets off 10 hydrogen bombs in a steel mill with a truck towing liquid nitrogen parked outside.All that's left of Earth is vapor*

[JimmyDean]

*Freezes*

[Alexander JL]

*challenges Jimmy to a knife fight*

[JimmyDean]

*Unfreezes and busts out my butterfly knife*

*Charges at Alexander with all force, cutting his right thigh*

[Alexander JL]

*pulls out a gun and shoots JimmyDean in the chest*

[JimmyDean]

*Shocked by Alexander's commintment to cheating, I charge forward, stabbing the beast in his chest*

[Alexander JL]

*using the gun, Alexander blows Jimmy's brains out at point blank*

*staggers towards Jimmy's bike*

[JimmyDean]

*Lays on the ground collecting my brain tissue, preparing revenge...*

[Alexander JL]

*rides off at a high speed on Jimmy's bike, wearing Jimmy's jacket*

[JimmyDean]

*Starts grunting and quietly cursing...*

[Alexander JL]

*begins singing as he rides off into the night*

Boooooorn tooo be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllld!

*looks around for more people to fight*

[JimmyDean]

*Cries like a man. I've been beaten, by a man who cheats... grrrrrrrr, prepares his plan*

[Alexander JL]

I don't cheat! I just... have an unfair advantage ;)

*quietly hides cards in his sleeves*

[JimmyDean]

Originally posted by Alexander JL
I don't cheat! I just... have an unfair advantage ;)

*quietly hides cards in his sleeves*

I'm gonna get you sucker!

:D

[Alexander JL]

hehehe Not on this bike your not!

*rides the bike straight at Jimmy, pulls out his baseball bat, and prepares for impact!*

[JimmyDean]

*Takes out my samuari blade and waits of Alex's big head to come into view*

[Alexander JL]

SCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEECCCC CHHHHHHHHHH!

*Alexander quickly spins the motorcycle in the other direction and zooms away, pulling out his handy shotgun, and firing wildly at Jimmy*

[WebMonkey]

*WebMonkey walks into the room and asks everyone, who was the hardest till i got here?*

[Alexander JL]

*brings Jimmy's motorcycle to a screeching stop*

Well, Jimmy and I have been having this Face/Off match... I've been kicking his ass...

*starts up Jimmy's bike, and roars away*

[Sub_zero3]

*frezzes everyone and slice all them in half*

[Sub_zero3]

except WebMonkey

[Sub_zero3]

SOMEONE REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

[JimmyDean]

*Chops off SubZero's head and tosses it at Alex*

You're mine, boy!