Fight Thread

[thebtskink]

Help, help! I'm being repressed!

[Kitty]

*throws a newt at skin*

[Alien]

Takes Iben's whip and starts cracking it off peoples heads.

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Kitty
*throws a newt at skin*

Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo searches through his bag and pulls out...The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! He says a quick prayer, counts to five.....um..three..and throws it at skink*

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Frizzo searches through his bag and pulls out...The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! He says a quick prayer, counts to five.....um..three..and throws it at skink*

*Two European Swallows come along and snatch Holy Hand Grenade out of the air, carrying it England. Along with a coconut*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Um.....but how do they grip it? :confused:

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Um.....but how do they grip it? :confused:

With a line between them. A miniature little hammock.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Ah..you mean like a banana hammock?

[thebtskink]

I don't even know what that is. But knowing you, it's probably very dirty. So yes.

*While Frizzo is distracted in conversation, he has been dressed as a witch*

Haul 'em away, boys!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo is being dragged away kicking and screaming*

But I'm not a Witch! I'm not a Witch!!

[Iben]

Originally posted by Alien
Takes Iben's whip and starts cracking it off peoples heads. Hey! come back with my whip!...starts throwing fireballs at Alien....(yes I can do taht because I have magic powers ha!)

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle, still in his lab coat, runs in...*

Kyle: Free Prozac for EVERYONE! *thows the pills at everyone, who happily eat them! Kyle grins, then looks at the bottle..*

Kyle: Ah, @#$!! I gave them Prilosec instead - D'oh! *Kyle pulls out a "dispensing error report," but notices everyone laying down with big smiles on their faces....* Whoa...I guess it IS all in your head...*shreds report and throws it away*

[Kitty]

*throws a baseball at Kyle's head. he immediately passes out.*
*says like Nelsom* haha! ^_^

[Alien]

Originally posted by Iben
Hey! come back with my whip!...starts throwing fireballs at Alien....(yes I can do taht because I have magic powers ha!) Steels one of the fire engines that aren't being use (Because of the strike) and fires the hoes at the fireballs. At the same time I get Iben all wet. :D (or rather with the pills people have been giving me) :grin:

[Chicklet]

whoa! watch where your spraying that! I'll show you! No one gets chicklet wet (even if it was unintentional) and gets away with it!! *runs after Alien:alien: with an Axe!!! Die!!!*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo pulls up a lawn chair and just watches*

Ah, the violence. All it needs is some prison sex, and it would be just like an episode of OZ

*starts munching on some popcorn*

[Kitty]

*hits Frizzball in the back of the head with a mallet leaving him unconsice*

popcorn! ^_^ yum!

*i take the popcorn from Frizzball's hands and i run away munching on the popcorn*

[Alien]

Originally posted by Chicklet
whoa! watch where your spraying that! I'll show you! No one gets chicklet wet (even if it was unintentional) and gets away with it!! *runs after Alien:alien: with an Axe!!! Die!!!*

Originally said by the Scottish guy in Samurai Jack
"Owe, wow! Big talk from a man that wears a basket on his head!"

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Kitty
*hits Frizzball in the back of the head with a mallet leaving him unconsice*

popcorn! ^_^ yum!

*i take the popcorn from Frizzball's hands and i run away munching on the popcorn* *Frizzo wakes up with HUGE bump on the back of his noggin. He regains his senses, and realizes that someone took his popcorn*

All right...which one of you took it?

*Looks around and sees Kitty munching on his popcorn. He pulls out a cream pie and tosses it at Kitty*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Frizzo wakes up with HUGE bump on the back of his noggin. He regains his senses, and realizes that someone took his popcorn*

All right...which one of you took it?

*Looks around and sees Kitty munching on his popcorn. He pulls out a cream pie and tosses it at Kitty*

*dodges the cream pie by doing a couple of flips in the air with the popcorn in one arm. i then look all over the floor and there's the popcorn...all over the floor. i smile at Frizzball and then i throw a full Pepsi can at his head. he falls back from the impact of the soda can and i run away*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz catches Frizzo's pie and throws it back at Kitty, splattering it all over her face* Oooo, if she really is a vampire, the strawberries dripping from her fangs looks like blood! Don't try anything funny, because I ate garlic and I have baaaad breath! :hehe:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo is standing a bit too close to Liz and gets a whiff of her garlic breath. He immediately falls over from the smell*

THUD!

[Elizabeth]

Oh, by the way Frizzo, I'm out of toothpaste! :hehe: *Liz looks at the unconscious clown and gets an idea and she braids the hair on Frizzo's clown wig while he's out cold* Aww, doesn't he look adorable! *Liz runs away laughing*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo wakes up..still dazed from the garlic breath, sits up, and puts his hand to his head. He fells the braids in his hair.*

What the...!? Aw damnit! That was my good wig!

*He scrouges through his bag, pulls out a new clown wig, rips the old one off of his head, tosses it aside, and perches the new wig atop his scalp. He then staples it in place to make sure that it doesn't come off.*

Thats it Liz....you're going down!!

*He starts firing staples at random in Liz's direction*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz holds up Louie and lets him get stapled* Can't catch me, clown! :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Louie wriggles around in Liz's grasp, and bites her hand. Liz holds fast, but the pain is excrutiating. Louie then pulls a bottle of iodine out and begins to pour it in the wound. The pain makes her stop dead in her tracks, long enough for Frizzo to catch up. He holds the staple gun to her head*

Did I shoot 29 staples, or 30? You have to ask yourself....do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?;)

[Elizabeth]

Depends on what you mean... *Liz kicks Frizzo in the shins*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo drops the staple gun, reels back, and grabs his shin in pain. He starts to hop and one foot like a moron. Not paying attention, he trips over the staple gun and falls on his butt*

[Elizabeth]

That looks painful :hehe: I didn't know you could do your own body piercing! How does it feel to have a new do-it-yourself butt-ring? :funny:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Surprisingly, it doesn't feel as bad as you'd expect!

[Elizabeth]

I don't want to find out for myself! :eek:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Louie sneaks up behind Liz, and pushes her down. He kicks her a couple of times, and then runs off to the local strip club to celebrate a job well done*

[Elizabeth]

Was that a muscle spasm or was I being kicked by a midget? *Liz looks down* Hey, get back here with my shirt! :mad:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo is too preoccupied with the "view" to say anything. He just sits there with a blank look on his face.*

[Elizabeth]

Hey clown boy, those don't talk back and you better watch out because Iben is on the boards right now and she has a whip in her hand! :p *Liz slaps Frizzo's face with a glove from the floor*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Who said I was expecting them to talk? ;)

[Elizabeth]

You're staring at them so intently... :p *Liz looks around for something to cover herself with* No Frizzo, I don't want your hands covering them!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Okay okay..fine here

*Frizzo reaches into his bag and pulls out a t-shirt and hands it to Liz*

Don't say that I'm not some-what of a gentleman.

*Liz puts on the shirt, when she realizes that it says "I Dig the Clowns with the Big Rubber Noses."*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz turns the shirt inside out and puts it back on* :hehe:

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo takes out his camera and snaps pictures the whole time Liz has the shirt off and is turning it inside out*

[Elizabeth]

Good thing I can change quickly! :p Don't you already have enough pictures of me during the summer when I was swimming?

[Frizzo the Clown]

You can never have too many pictures! Besides..this is a digital camera..now I don't have to wait to develop them! ;)

[Elizabeth]

Oh look, its my destructive little friend, Mister Magnet!

[Alien]

Takes a nap of the floor as the fighting goes on rought him. "Come here sexy.... Ah.... Yeah.... WOW!" wakes up. "What a great dream." and now I'm just lieing watching the fight.

[TyRoss]

(Ty wakes up from getting hit with the paintball a while ago)

Ok I tried to find a peacefull solution, I tried to get along but noooooooooooooooo you all had to go and make me unconcious and stuff. Well if thats the way you want it.....

(Ty whistles and a large green behemoth enters the battlefield)

HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!

[Elizabeth]

Hey Hulk, why don't you smash this clown for making me wear this shirt? While you're at it, go punt that midget that ran away with the shirt I was wearing! :hehe:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Hey..for the record, I didn't make you wear that shirt. I figured you'd like a shirt to wear, considering that you're not wearing one, and that was the only one I had. If you don't like it, you can just take it off, damnit!

[Elizabeth]

Let's say I really wanted something to wear so I wouldn't attract midgets and I did turn the shirt inside out ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Well, then what are you complaining about then?

[Elizabeth]

I don't like shirts that are skin-tight, for one thing... :p It attracts too many midgets.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Just be lucky the shirt isn't white. I have a seltzer bottle here with your name on it.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I'm very glad of that. :) You don't want me to have to take out my fingernail file and give you some more surgery!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Bring it on! I'm not scared!

[Elizabeth]

I have no anesthetics, so it'll be just like last time... that okay?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Oh, I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Elizabeth]

*Liz duct-tapes Frizzo into a dentist chair* This should be good enough to start with. How do you want me to mangle up your face this time?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Oh, do whatever you want really. I don't mind. As long as you're done by 3. I have an appointment then.

[Elizabeth]

Let me think. Do you want a big Tic-Tac-Toe board on your face or do you want several smaller ones so that you have the appearance of a clown who sniffs waffle irons? I could draw all over your face too. Which do you prefer?

[Frizzo the Clown]

OOoo....lets go with the waffle pattern. I like waffles!

[Elizabeth]

Well, it just so happens that I was making waffles this morning and the waffle iron is still hot. Hey, I don't even have to use my fingernail file for this! *Liz mashes the hot waffle iron against Frizzo's face for 3 seconds* :eek: That's really gotta hurt! How is it?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Well...its actually very hot, and very painful. I think you're permenantly seared the greasepaint onto my face.

[Elizabeth]

Well, you're the one who likes pain. Look at it this way, you'll have a nice, freaky greasepaint pattern on your face so you can scare people away with it.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Well, thats true. Usually I just use a nude picture of Bea Arthur to scare people away, but this works too.

[Macbane]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well, thats true. Usually I just use a nude picture of Bea Arthur to scare people away, but this works too.

*faints in shock and horror*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Macbane
*faints in shock and horror*
*pokes you with a stick then i kick you in the ribs. then i skip away and i get a pepsi.*
PEPSI! I LUV YOU PEPSI! ^_^
*drinks pepsi in one gulp and then i untransform from the four-legged, winged and fanged green monster to my normal self*

[Alien]

I start throwing my cat's food that I just feed it and it never ate at Kitty.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Alien
I start throwing my cat's food that I just feed it and it never ate at Kitty.
*stands there confused*

[Macbane]

*takes kitty's wallet while she's still standing there, confused*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Sexy Boy hits, and Kyle strips out of his white lab coat and dress clothes, revealing a pair of wrestling tights underneath!*

Hey Macbane! I never officially welcomed you to CS! *floors Macbane with the Sweet Chin Music superkick and starts dancing!* :D

[JBond]

*leaves*

[Kyle Katarn]

*poses as fireworks go off behind him* :grin:

[JBond]

Heeeey, those aren't fireworks. You just set fire to my car!

[Rogue]

*rushes in and spears Kyle* Bwahahaha!! :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by JBond
Heeeey, those aren't fireworks. You just set fire to my car!

*Kyle picks himself up and shakes off the effects of the spear*

Sorry...pyro is expensive! :D

*Kyle starts to attack Rogue, but then has a flashback of the old Buffy episode his cousin showed him tonight...Spike gets his ass handed to him by Dru, Buffy, AND his vampire-gf! :eek: :eek: :eek: *

[Kitty]

*swipes back my wallet from macbane and i throw a stinkbomb in kyle & rogue's direction. i walk away as it sets off in front of them both*
:D:D:D

[Alien]

*Puts a Pepsi down in from of Kitty*

"Do want it?"

*Opens the Pepsi and pours it down the drain*

"What a shame..." :grin:

[Kitty]

*throws a pineapple at Alien's head*

[Elizabeth]

*bounces cherries off the back of Kitty's head*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Who took my wallet? :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
*bounces cherries off the back of Kitty's head*
ow....

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
*bounces cherries off the back of Kitty's head* *Bounces coconuts off the back of Liz's head* :p

[Colorado Cajun]

*nails Knery's with a bowl of pudding*

[Knerys]

*Lobs a watermelon at Cajun*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Knerys
*Lobs a watermelon at Cajun*
weren't you going to do stuff?
*chops the watermelon with his Sword of the Daywalker*

[Kyle Katarn]

Mmmmmmm......watermelon....PUDDING! *sits down and starts to eat*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Mmmmmmm......watermelon....PUDDING! *sits down and starts to eat*


*walks up behind Kyle*

Kyle: Hey Kitty, want some--

*Kyle gets knocked out with a metal bat*

[Kyle Katarn]

Ooooooh.....*Kyle looks up and sees little vikings marching around his head singing "spam spam spam spam spaaaaam!"

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Who took my wallet? :mad:

Is that your wallet or mine, cause you still haven't given mine back.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Is that your wallet or mine, cause you still haven't given mine back. Well, since I stole yours I would say that offically (if not legally) makes it mine! Therefore, someone stole my wallet!

[HeadHunter]

*Steals both there wallets*

there you both have no wallets now....and if you dont mind me i am going to spend this down the pub

[Kyle Katarn]

Ooo...the pub! Can we tag along? *Kyle and the tiny Spam Vikings skip along behind HeadHunter singing "spam spam spam spam spam spaaaam!" :D

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Ooo...the pub! Can we tag along? *Kyle and the tiny Spam Vikings skip along behind HeadHunter singing "spam spam spam spam spam spaaaam!" :D

:lol: :lol: quite odd but that actually is the funiest thing i have heard for days

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws pudding at Kyle, only it splatters Jibbs right through the face*

[Alien]

*Does an impression of Bart from the Simpson’s and fizzes up a can of Pepsi*

"Here you go Kitty."

*Run's and hides before she opens it* (Evil laugh) :grin:

[tyler_durden]

*runs up behind Liz with his 2x4 and smacks her in the head*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz gives tyler a chocolate pudding-filled wedgie* :D The bathroom is that way. *pointing across the hall* :hehe:

[Alien]

Originally posted by Alien
*Does an impression of Bart from the Simpson’s and fizzes up a can of Pepsi*

"Here you go Kitty."

*Run's and hides before she opens it* (Evil laugh) :grin: *I'm still waiting for Kitty to open her can of Pepsi*

[Oasis]

Originally posted by Alien
*I'm still waiting for Kitty to open her can of Pepsi*


*Grabs Alien from behind and throws him out a window*

[Alien]

Originally posted by Oasis
*Grabs Alien from behind and throws him out a window* Why did I know you were going to hit me before I read my name???

[Oasis]

Originally posted by Alien
Why did I know you were going to hit me before I read my name???

I don't know, you tell me Alien

[Elizabeth]

*bump*

*Liz throws a Christmas tree ornament, bouncing it off Kyle's head*

[Kyle Katarn]

Owwww! Hmmmm.....

Kyle: Hey Liz, look, it's that dude from Cowboy Bebop!

Liz: Where?! :heart: *turns*

Kyle: SUCKA! *douses Liz with friut punch!*

Liz: Ewww, now I'm all sticky!

Kyle: Hey, you're right! *Kyle pushes Liz into his Grandma's Christmas tree, which she decorated with (among other things) 2 full boxes of icicles! Liz stands up, looking like a silver Cousin It!* :hehe: :D

[Elizabeth]

Liz: Hey, I don't think that Spike is that hot... but if you were to mention Miliardo Peacecraft or Kurama... woops! Maybe I shouldn't have said that! :D

Kyle: Ooo, look over there! Its Miliardo!

Liz: Where?!

Kyle: SUCKA! (starts tickling Liz unmercifully)

Liz: DAAAAAAHH!! Meanie! Trying to mess with the Animation Queen again, are you? (Liz manages to grab one of durden's 2x4's from the ground and whaps Kyle in the back of the head) I'd like to see you try that again.

Kyle (dazed): Look, its Kurama!

Liz: Where?!

Kyle: (thinking to himself) This is too easy!

(As Liz turns around, she knocks Kyle to the ground with the 2x4)

Liz: Hey, maybe that should stop him for a few minutes! :hehe:

[Elizabeth]

Hey Kyle, just remember... I know what happens on January 13!! :p :hehe:

[A+]

This thread's still here?
~while standing back and admiring the thread in a reminiscent way (good english), A+ is swiftly kneecapped by an unseen assailant~
Ow! Man down!

[A+]

Kyle: haha! You ain't findin out what happened on the 13th! Sucka!

[Elizabeth]

Um, you're not Kyle and I bet you have no clue what I was even talking about!

*Liz picks up one of durden's 2x4's up and smacks A+ in the back of the head*

[A+]

Why always with the 2x4s!!! I don't care what you were on about.

[dr_evil]

throws the evil cat at HeadHunter
http://www.00fun.com/wave.gif

[A+]

It's one of them that kills dumokons! Nooooooooo! They vicious.

[dr_evil]

might as well BUMP it:)

throws stinky sock at Idaho:p

[IdahoMR2man]

You son of a biatch!!

*Give Evil big elbow of the top ropes*

[dr_evil]

ouch you hit me you son of a b****

*sends Mini-Me after idaho*

[IdahoMR2man]

*kicks Mini-Me in throat*

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

All out of gum.

*Paper cuts Evil's eyeballs*

[dr_evil]

idiot you missed me but you cut yourself:p

[IdahoMR2man]

*takes glass eyeballs out and stuffs them down Evil's piehole*

[Tardumb]

Guys! THis was a horrible idea! You never should've bumped this thread back! I'm gonna go tell JBond right now! *gets hit by sock*

.....

*punches Idaho in the face*

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh snap!

*Takes Tardumb and Evil's heads and bonks them together*

[dr_evil]

*tardumb ands I gang up on Idaho and keep punching him* ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*bites Evil's arm, sticks fingers up Tardumb's nose*

You guy's want to mess with me? Go ahead, make my day!

[dr_evil]

:mad: :mad: :mad:

You're making me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
When i am angry i turn into a punk-ass ***** :mad: ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Bring it on you skanky biatch.

[dr_evil]

*punches Idaho multiple times until his nose starts bleeding hits his head to a flag pole then i hang him up high like the flag with a wedgie* :p

[IdahoMR2man]

*underwear snaps, falls down feet first on Evil's cranium*

[IdahoMR2man]

First rule of Fight Thread: you do not talk about Fight Thread.

[IdahoMR2man]

*throws shoe at Smokie*

[LOTR RING]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
First rule of Fight Thread: you do not talk about Fight Thread.

Speaking of FIGHT THREAD, I think this is a good idea to let our anger out in a non-violent matter. Focusing our negative energy on imaginary battles helps us cope with the unpositive and frusterating aspects of our life. Another thing i wanted to TALK about is the symbolism of the FIGHT THREAD. Does this represent how friends wil always remain friends despite minor disagreements?

Thanks for listening to me speak about the FIGHT THREAD ;)

[Tardumb]

.....

What the hell did that guy just say?

*punches LOTR Ring in the face*

[Brock Landers]

**kicks LOTR ring in the stomach while he lays on the ground**

[IdahoMR2man]

*Gives LOTR Ring a flying hammer plant*

[Tardumb]

*dusts hands off*

Good work guys! Popeye's anyone?! It's on that guy *grabs LOTR's wallet*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Enjoys delicious Popeye's chicken, arms pump up Popeye style, gives Tardumb swift uppercut, takes LOTR wallet, eats it*

[Tardumb]

*lands on the floor on his back*

Holy ****.....

...Popeye's chicken is freakin' awesome! *slowly starts to pull a 'Hulk' and turns into a massive, buff rooster*

Cockadoodledoo mother****er! *kicks Idaho in the mouth*

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh that made me cry dude. Funny crap...

*Kick to the mouth knocks loose teeth, spits teeth out machine gun style at giant Tarcock*

[Tardumb]

Yeah, I make lots of people cry...haha Tarcock

Ow, you hit me in the eye you little sonuva*****! *runs at Idaho pecking at him*

[IdahoMR2man]

*runs away to low hanging tree branch, grabs and swings around onto Tarcock's neck, giant Popeye thighs squeeze oxygen supply for big bird*

[Kyle Katarn]

*hurls a billy club at Idaho, which ricochet's back into his hand. Kyle stares at all the combatants and twirls his club-chucks as an evil smile comes to his face*

Time to pay the Devil his due!!! :twisted:

[IdahoMR2man]

AHHHHkukukuku

*Does Matrix style flip off giant rooster and catches billy club. Shoves it up nose*

Look I'm a walrus!!

[Tardumb]

*gasps for air....sees Idaho imitating a "walrus"*

:confused:

*punches Idaho in the back of the head*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Billy club gets knock out nailing Tardumb in melon*

[Brock Landers]

**walks up with a bat and hits Kyle in the back of the legs, then one smash to the back of the head**

[dr_evil]

*tries to pick up giant hammer but to weak to pick it up,
picks up smaller hammer throws at Kyle*

[Brock Landers]

**punches dr.evil in the face**

[IdahoMR2man]

*Jumps in air, does flying ninja kick to Brock's dome*

[Brock Landers]

**gets up and hits Idaho with the bat upside the temple**

[IdahoMR2man]

*Knocked out*

[Tardumb]

*points and laughs*

[IdahoMR2man]

*comes to while Tardumb is laughing, roundhouse kick to the pancreas*

[Tardumb]

Bwaha! Jokes on you moron! Roosters don't have a pancreas!

[Iben]

*Iben knocks herself out with an empty bottle....."ahhh, peace"*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Grabs Iben's bottle (after giggling at her) shoves it in Tardumb's eye*

[Tardumb]

Ahhhhh! *struts around clutching eye*

Feel the wrath of the one-eyed rooster! *jumps up Matrix-style and kicks Idaho repeatedly in the chin*

[IdahoMR2man]

*stumbles back, wipes blood off chin, punches Tardumb's balls Dumb and Dumber style*

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks inside after finishing drinking the last of her pepsi for the day. She look around as she see Idahoman getting the s*** beaten out of him. Throwing her pepsi can to the side hitting someone's eye she skips right next to him as she takes out her baton. She smiles as she whacks Idahoman in the legs.*

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh that's it, little girl.

*Elbows Kitty on the top of her head. Picks her up by her feet, knees her in the beak*

[Kitty]

LITTLE?!
*Still holding onto her baton Kitty jabs it hard in Idahoman's groin, leaving him to crouch on the floor holding himself down there as Kitty got back up to her feet in karate stance.*

[IdahoMR2man]

Aha! You obviously didn't read what happened in the Milestone thread!

*Uses laservision on Kitty's hair, lights on fire*

[Brock Landers]

**stands back, watching Kitty scratching people's eyes out**

[Kitty]

*Kitty does stop drop roll and phases out of the room. Kitty then suddenly appears coming out from the floor behind Idahoman and attacks him from behind throwing punches and kicks.*

[Tardumb]

*pokes Idaho in the eyes with the 2-finger attack*

Laservision that beeeeatch!

[IdahoMR2man]

*picks bleeding wreck of body off floor*

You're a formidible opponenet Miss Kitty. But I see my schwartz is bigger than yours.

*Stooge blocks Tardumb's finger attack, punches Tardumb in oversized gizzard, dive rolls to Kitty and breathes nasty breath on her*

[Tardumb]

Ahhhhhh! My....gizzard!!

*kicks Idaho in the stomach then gives him the stunner*

[Kitty]

*Kitty, aware of the total stinkiness that Idahoman had just shared with her, covered her nose and extended her claws, scratching Idahoman in the face as she phased out of the room for a bried second.*

[Brock Landers]

**laughs as Kitty scratches Idaho in the face**

Like Lady Deathstrike, BUT NOT!

[IdahoMR2man]

*defeated Idaho hobbles to hospital to prepare for nother day*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases back into the room as she tackles Brock Landers, making him literally eat dirt*

[Brock Landers]

OUCH

**tackles Kitty**

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through Brock Landers as he falls behind her into the floor. Kitty laughs as she takes out her baton and smacks it on his stomach knocking the air out of him.*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Idaho runs dive tackles Kitty, tickles her with feather*

[Tardumb]

Hey, that's my feather! *dogpiles*

[Kitty]

*Kitty laughs as she's being tickled with the feather, dropping a 20 weight bar on brock*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Bites Kitty's nose*

[Kitty]

*Pushes Idahoman out of the way and stands up, taking out a pepsi can and tosses it at his head hard.*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Pepsi bounces off dome*

Steel plated, lost my skull in Korea.

[Tardumb]

Yeah, from giving too...much...head! Shut up Richard!

[Kitty]

Damn you!
*Kitty runs fast towars Idahoman and gets him smack in the middle of a face with a punch and also hit him in the back with her baton.*

[IdahoMR2man]

*nose vibrates, back rattles*

Nose is fiberglass. Lost it to a Siagon whore. Spine is made of empty bottles. Lost it in a motorcycle accident.

[Kitty]

What in your body isn't stolen or broken by someone?
*Kitty phases through Idahoman, not knowing what to do*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Giggles in delight*

Oooooo Kitty stop it!

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks away from Idahoman, scared because he's just so darn...weird...*

[Tardumb]

*Slaps Idaho*

Stop being weird..

[IdahoMR2man]

*Laughs in final victory!*

[Kitty]

What? YOU think you won?
*Kitty walks in front of Idahoman face to face and pokes him in the eyes*

[IdahoMR2man]

Ow. Brat!

*kicks Kitty in the......nevermind*

[Kitty]

*Kitty, upset because of Idahoman, b*tch slaps him in the face and phases out of the room*

[IdahoMR2man]

I win again. And I didn't have to do anything....

[Tardumb]

Way to go, spudhead. You hurt her feelings...

[Kitty]

*Phases back into the room on a barstool, taking chugs from her pepsi liter bottle*

[IdahoMR2man]

Uh oh

[Kitty]

*Kitty then breaks her pepsi glass and jabs the sharp ends in idahoman's stomach.*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Idaho's beer gut absorbs impact*

MWAAHAHAHA

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle takes a page from Daredevil and slides between the unstoppable Idaho's legs, and lashes out with a pair of knee-shattering kicks*

Kyle: Timberrrrrrrrrr!

[Colorado Cajun]

*struts on in and grins at Kyle*

Kyle!!! Get the tables!!!;)

[Kyle Katarn]

WOOOOO!

*Kyle grabs a table and sets it up...then he and CC stare down a dazed Idaho while the onlookers chant "3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D!!!!" *

[Kitty]

*Kitty stands back and watches Kyle and Idahoman finish their fight wanting to join in soon enough...*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
WOOOOO!

*Kyle grabs a table and sets it up...then he and CC stare down a dazed Idaho while the onlookers chant "3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D!!!!" *
*Idaho stumbles over to CC who lifts him up and drops him right into a 3D by Kyle*

[Kyle Katarn]

Sweet....I think we need to go old school on these punks!
*Kyle tosses CC a box, and opens one himself...pulling out a black duster. He slips it on and pulls out a lead pipe*

Southern Comfort anyone? :twisted:

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC opens the box and pulls out a black leather trench and puts it on. He then hops up and perches right above kitty*

It's been awhile since Sweet Redemption hasn't it Kyle?;)

[Kyle Katarn]

*Bring Me to Life hits as the brood of CC, Kitty and Kyle go stalking about the thread for victims!* :twisted:

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Yeah, from giving too...much...head! Shut up Richard!

What'd I do

[Tardumb]

I figured you'd have something to say so I went ahead and got it out of the way...;)

[Elizabeth]

*whistling innocently, Liz breaks a vase over Tardumb's head* Heh, woops. It's that trick elbow again... it likes to act up sometimes.

[Tardumb]

Sonuva!

[Elizabeth]

:D *Liz throws light bulbs at Tardumb*

[Tardumb]

*starts hitting the light bulbs like home runs*

It's GOOOOOOONE!

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks up behind Tardumb and smacks him in the back of the head with her baton.*

[LOTR RING]

*Drenches Kitty with a barrel of coke*

"Bow down to Doggy the Coke king, Pathetic Pepsi Princess!!!!"

[Brock Landers]

**karate kicks LOTR RING in the back of the head**

[LOTR RING]

LOTR RING lands in his own coke barrel!

"YOU YOU FOOL!!! GLUB GLUB GLUB"

[Kitty]

*Kitty, feeling a tiny bit like carrie, walks over to LOTR RING and strangles him with her bare hands*

[Brock Landers]

**watches as Kitty strangles LOTR ring......then laughs**

[Colorado Cajun]

*starts up a kitty chant*

[Brock Landers]

**joins in on the "Kitty chant"**

[LOTR RING]

Falls down half dead in front of Kitty.

*laughs drunkly*

why...why you choke me??? (confused expression and chuckles drunkly)

[Kitty]

because i want to *meow*
*Kitty gets out ball of yarn and stuffs it in LOTR RING's mouth, and walks to a barstool and sits down.*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Hits Smokie in head with post wipe*

[LOTR RING]

Spits ball of yarn out and sits beside Kitty and asks very MOCKINGLY:


"Would you like me to buy you a nice cold drink of COKE?"

[bluebeast619]

with a sliding kick i force LOTR RING back into the puddle of coke.

"no one mocks kitty when i'm around":mad:

[Kitty]

*meow* thanks big bro

*With an evil grin on her face Kitty tripped Beast and made him fall hard on the wooden floor*

[ceci-chan]

*sigh*
Brotherly and sisterly love......
*kicks Kitty in the arse and makes her fall on Beast*

[Brock Landers]

**smiles and hits LOTR ring in the ribs with a baseball bat**

[LOTR RING]

Gets up and says:

"Okay I know im not supposed to hit a women, but you went to far BROCK!"

Punchs Brock in the face.

[bluebeast619]

gets up and gives a air split kick to brock landers and ceci-chan, jet li style... haha jet li rules!!!

[LOTR RING]

"Oh know Kittys faithfull guardian Bluebeast!!!"

Trips Bluebeast and runs away.

[bluebeast619]

gets up and on all 4 legs starts chasing LOTR RING.

"u did it now!!!"

[dr_evil]

*tries to help beast by chasing LOTR RING to act heroic but ends up tripping on a pebble and breaking arm* ;)

[LOTR RING]

Hides under table quivering. and begins makeing a bomb.

[Tim37ninjageniu]

*crushes table*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Grabs Evil's arm and makes him punch himself*

Why you hitting yourself, Evil? Huh? Why you hitting yourself?

[dr_evil]

ouch ouch ouch
arm stop hitting me;)

uses other arm to grab idaho's other arm and he starts hitting himself too:p

[IdahoMR2man]

*Idaho and Evil stay locked in stupidest combat of all time*

[dr_evil]

:lol:

[LOTR RING]

LOTR RING gets caught up in the combat frenzy and begins hitting himself.

[IdahoMR2man]

*strikes secret deal with Doc, stops punching self, starts punching LOTR RING, knowing he won't notice*

[Kitty]

*Kitty gets up and walks quietly behind Idahoman who is at the moment punching LOTR RING in the face. Then she pushes the two's heads together, making them both knock out unconcious. Kitty walks to the bar to have a victory drink of pepsi*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle steps up to the bar, wondering who to fight...*

Bartender: Crystal Pepsi, sir?

Kyle: REALLY??? Sweeeeet! *chugs the wonderous clear elixer and dosen't feel like fighting anymore, he's so happy!* :D

[Kitty]

Kitty: Hey hey hey, give me some of that, looks good.

*Gets some of the pepsi and drinks it, becoming ten times more hyper. Kitty immediately jumps off of her seat and runs around through the room.*

[Elizabeth]

Hey now, you got Crystal Pepsi and didn't offer to let me have any... what's the point of that, Kyle?! :p *Liz kicks Kyle out of his chair and drinks the rest of his Crystal Pepsi* :D

[LOTR RING]

*Just waking up from his short unconcios sleep LOTR RING grabs Kittys leg as she runs around the room hyper, tripping her onto a table where Invincible Hopping vampires are Drinking blood.

"fight your though those things Kitty, HAHAHHAhahAH"

[Brock Landers]

**hits dr. evil with a trashcan**

[dr_evil]

*gets hit by trashcan ...................sends godzilla after Brock Landers*

[Brock Landers]

**runs away from the giant stomping feet......**

[dr_evil]

:hehe:

[LOTR RING]

Slaps Brock Landers hard and with attitude

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Make love not war.

[LOTR RING]

Oh my...your right Tim, what have I been doing.

(Hops around room giving colourfull daisys to everyone)

"WAR is over if you want it, War is over now"

[ceci-chan]

*walks in*

*while everyone wants peace I b**** slap kitty* what?

[LOTR RING]

Hey dont hit Kitty, its time to handle things in a mature matter over some nice Pepsi *hands pepsi around*

[Elizabeth]

*smacks LOTR RING over the head repeatedly with an empty 3 liter Pepsi bottle* :D Hey, its not quite as violent as it could be... :hehe: