Fight Thread

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
::: sees JBond still standing, throws a huge book at him:::

Geology: The Earth and You *THUMP*

[Iben]

:D

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
:D

Oh good, I was afraid no one would get it ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Oh good, I was afraid no one would get it ;) hehe no, very visually described. :D

[Peter]

*walks in - pick up book - sits down and start reading*

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by tyler_durden
:: nails Kyle in the back of the head with his 2x4, knocking him unconscious ::


*Kyle gets back up...*

Kyle: owwww...you sumb%*@#, I'll fix you! *Kyle pulls out Mick Foley's 2x4, wrapped in Barbbed Wire!!!! Kyle starts to sneak up behind durden...pausing to clobber Peter along the way...:hehe: *

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*Kyle gets back up...*

Kyle: owwww...you sumb%*@#, I'll fix you! *Kyle pulls out Mick Foley's 2x4, wrapped in Barbbed Wire!!!! Kyle starts to sneak up behind durden...pausing to clobber Peter along the way...:hehe: *

:: as Kyle pauses to clobber Peter, Tyler sneaks up behind him again and smacks him upside the head, knocking him unconscious ::

Sucka!!!!!!!

:: takes Kyle's 2x4, then kicks him in the ribs a few times for trying to copy me with is choice of weapons ::

This will make a nice addition to my collection!

[Iben]

::sneaks up on tyler and without him noticing it, steals his 2x4 and knocks him out!…that’ll teach him!::

[Chicklet]

O I wanna join in!!! Now where do I start....hmm.....*while looking someone hits her from behind*....ow...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Chicklet
O I wanna join in!!! Now where do I start....hmm.....*while looking someone hits her from behind*....ow...
first lesson: watch ur back :p
*steps back and i take out a bat*
let's play =^.^=

[The Loner]

stride into fight room... gets hit behind the back of the head with a club... k who did it!! throws a c4 on the ground and runs out like hell.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by The Loner
stride into fight room... gets hit behind the back of the head with a club... k who did it!!
o whoops!! I meant to hit bond I swear!!.........leaves to get a snack..............*Kaboom!*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz gives JBond a wedgie* :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
*Liz gives JBond a wedgie* :D

*Kyle gets Liz in a headlock and gives her noogies!!!* Whoop whoop whoop whoop! :hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*Kyle gets Liz in a headlock and gives her noogies!!!* Whoop whoop whoop whoop! :hehe:
*walks up behind Kyle and delivers a Weside Pop!!*

[Rogue]

*hits Kyle with the metal trash can lid again*..CLANG!! Ooo, that's gonna leave a mark. :hehe: :funny:

[Kitty]

*hits Rogue in the back with a bat*
ow that must've hurt, oh well too bad so sad :p
*runs to the other side of the room*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Kitty
*runs to the other side of the room*

*...to where Bond is standing with a vise*

Here, kitty kitty kitty...

.......

MREEEEEEOOOW!!!

[Rogue]

*takes the bat away from Kitty and takes out her kneecap* :nono: :hehe:

[Knerys]

*Knerys walks in and starts throwing chinese stars at random*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Knerys
*Knerys walks in and starts throwing chinese stars at random* Hey give me back my shuriken woman!!
*tackles Knerys and sits on her*

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Hey give me back my shuriken woman!!
*tackles Knerys and sits on her* *sticks and chinese star in his rear*

CC: OW!

Knerys: HA! *Gets hit from behind with a bat* OW!

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Knerys
*sticks and chinese star in his rear*

CC: OW!

Knerys: HA! *Gets hit from behind with a bat* OW! Haha! *points at Knerys*
Now someone has to pull the star out of my booty. It's too cute a booty to be damaged ;)

[Knerys]

*Knerys recovers and Throws another star at Cajun* :p

[Colorado Cajun]

*grabs his katanna from off the wall*
About time I got to use this sucker for something :hehe:

[Knerys]

Finally a challange...

*Grabs her Bat'leth*:evil: :hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

*wonders where you got that since your poor college girl*
*charges with his Katanna ready to slash*

[Knerys]

Oh this thing, a gift.;)

*Knerys stands ready to block Cajun's on coming attack...*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Knerys
Oh this thing, a gift.;)

*Knerys stands ready to block Cajun's on coming attack...* *Tosses Vin at you and then grabs you from behind*

[Knerys]

*Vin knocks Cajun over the head*

:p

[Colorado Cajun]

*is out cold*
Damn that Vin!!

[Chicklet]

peeks out from behind the garbage can*after finishing her snack*...hm...no one seems to be around...sneaks out....*yells so who's gonna hit me now? huh? huh?*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws random kitchen utensils around the room, hitting Chicklet upside the head with a spatula* I'll be the one to hit you! :p :hehe:

Okay Kyle, you've given me one noogie too many! :nono: *Liz chases Kyle with a can of shaving cream* :D

[Rogue]

*gets hit with a butcher knife* yeouch..that's gonna leve a mark..

[JBond]

*Gets hit with a whisk* Hmmm...what is this thing used for anyway?

[Elizabeth]

Its used to make nice little imprints on your face! *WHAP WHAP WHAP* Oh, and its more commonly used to mix things together.

[Colorado Cajun]

*finally regains consciousness and nods to Vin. Then together we make like the Knackarond Guys and clean house on you all*

[The_Dark_Dork]

*randomly slams people with his Caterpillar dumptruck*

[BorderEevil]

*Morphs in Keanu Reeves & kicks him out of the truck

[Chicklet]

Hey!! no one hits me on the head with a spatula on the head and gets away with it!! *pulls 2 forks out of the nearby wall, and aims one at liz, and another at the ref (bond).

[Iben]

::Iben enters, unleashes a deadly virus and kills everyone in this thread except herself because she’s wearing a safety suit::

[thebtskink]

*streaks naked across thread*

[BorderEevil]

reads the script from "Outbreak" and frantically goes thru the pages.....

[The Loner]

OMG!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYESS!!! 2 months later.... man it was horrible... THE MADNESS!!!!!!:eek:

[The Loner]

comes back in after help from the doctor... levels a machine gun at everybody on the room... one of you bastards almost drove me insane... NOW YOU MUST ALL DIE!!!!:p :mad: :evil:

[Elizabeth]

*Liz sneaks up behind JBond with an encyclopedia* You seem to like reading big books... *whaps Jibbs over the head* Have another one! :D :funny:

*Liz sees skink streaking around* :shock: My eyes! *Liz averts her eyes and squirts skink with shaving cream as he passes close by*

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by thebtskink
*streaks naked across thread*

*Trips him*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz brings in the hammers from the mall and hits HH's shins*

[The Loner]

goes to one side of hte room and then opends fire on everybody... NOW YOU MUST ALL DIEE!!!:evil: :mad: :mad: :mad: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[MattMurdock]

Rendevous as a hologram:D

[Chicklet]

hmm..liz you seem to really like hurting people *As Liz runs by with Hammers, I throw a garbage can on her*...ha! gotcha!!.........Liz?.........Liz......uh oh....*runs*

[Funkmaster]

Originally posted by Chicklet
hmm..liz you seem to really like hurting people *As Liz runs by with Hammers, I throw a garbage can on her*...ha! gotcha!!.........Liz?.........Liz......uh oh....*runs*

:clown:

[The Loner]

hits funkmaster with a baseball bat... welcome to commingsoon.:p

[Chicklet]

*picks the bats up where liz dropped em...and bashes funk master in the knees!! Welcome!! We're all very friendly here.

[The Loner]

sees chicklet.... now you get to die punk... pulls a shotgun to her face....:mad:

[Chicklet]

:eek: eek!!*runs like hell*

[BlakeAE77]

*Blake storms in and blows Tyross's brains to bits for closing his last thread!!*

[JBond]

Now why'd you do that Ty!

[BlakeAE77]

Originally posted by JBond
Now why'd you do that Ty!

You're the one who said it wasn't needed! Who cares if it's needed! It was a popular thread! *Taking out his revenge, Blake throws a grenade at JBond! BANG!*

"Looks like you were shaken and stirred at the same time!"

[The Loner]

saves jbond... HES MINE TO KILL YOU GOT IT!!!!:mad:

[Elizabeth]

*Liz gives Blake a wedgie* You might wanna stay on Bond's good side...

[Rogue]

*hits Blake repeatedly with her metal bat* Hey..leave Ty alone, he was just doing his job! :mad:

[Elizabeth]

*accidently gives Rogue a wedgie and runs like heck!* :hehe: :D

[The Loner]

runs around and smacks jbond on the side of hte head with a sledgehammer...

[Rogue]

*chases Liz down and gives her an atomic wedgie* Oooo that's gonna hurt tomorrow!! :hehe:


Who's next?

*takes the sledge away from Loner and takes out both of his kneecaps* Don't use it unless you know how! :nono:

[Iben]

:::throws acid on The Loner::

[JBond]

Throwing acid is wrong..........in some people's eyes.

[Iben]

:::throws cold water at Jibbs!::

[JBond]

*Turns into icicle*

[Rogue]

*grabs her handy dandy De-Icer and sprays away* :funny:

[Chicklet]

sneaks up behind rogue and smacks her head with my huge History text book! *book breaks in half* Wow you have a hard head!

[Kyle Katarn]

You have no idea! ;)

*Kyle leaps out of a tree with a somersault splash, knocking Chicklet to the ground!*

[Chicklet]

oww!! your gonna pay for that, *spits some of the dirt out of her mouth* runs after kyle and pins him to the ground, and ties him up! hehe...o this is gonna be fun, pours a tub of honey on him, and pushes Kyle into a bee hive *runs the hell away*

[Kyle Katarn]

*still tied, Kyle hops away madly from the bees, while screaming like a little girl.....AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!* :shock:

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
You have no idea! ;)


I so know I just did not read that, did I? ;) You'll pay for that!! *low blows Kyle and smacks him on the head with a stolen stop sign* :hehe:

I do not have a hard head! :nono: :p

[Kyle Katarn]

Owww....I meant....you were...tough!!! Uggg...*Stands up to fight back, but falls over and passes out*

[The Loner]

Originally posted by Iben
:::throws acid on The Loner::


looks up... throws matt in the way.... damn that was close.... puts on gas mask and throws a gas greande into the room... suckers.:p

[Rogue]

*throws water ballons at Kyle* :lol: :hehe: Call me hard-headed, will ya!?

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Rogue
*throws water ballons at Kyle* :lol: :hehe: Call me hard-headed, will ya!?

Kyle: All right, that does it! *Kyle grabs a singapore cane and thwacks Rogue in the shins knocking her on her knees....he holds the stick high above her head....then smiles!*

Kyle: Nah, I wouldn't do that....

*Kyle then quickly spanks her with the cane....then runs for his life!* :eek: :hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

*spears Kyle through the wall*
That's no way to treat a lady jerky

[Rogue]

:hehe: Take that!

[Colorado Cajun]

*Poses like Edge over Kyle*
Don't mess with the Primetime Playboy :D

[Elizabeth]

*Liz hits Kyle in the shins with a baseball bat* You're being a meanie :p

[Kyle Katarn]

Yaah, I'm outnumbered...where's my idol HBK when I need him?! :D

*looks at CC*

Oh, yeah...technically YOU are...sorta...I really am in trouble now! :eek:

[Rogue]

Don't mess with me when my bodyguard is around. :nono: *runs after Kyle with her own singapore cane* Just bring it!

[Kyle Katarn]

*Rogue beats Kyle - ThWACK! Wham! Craaack!*

Kyle: *seeing stars* Can't we all just get along? :shock:

Rogue: What's the title of this thread, again?

Kyle: Oh....*WHAM* ahh.....:sleepy: zzzZZZZZ...

[Rogue]

Do you hear Harvester of Sorrow playing yet? ;) *dances around with the singapore cane* That's what you get! :D

[JBond]

*walks in and dies of a heart attack*

I'll...get...you......McDonalds.

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle peeks up at JBond* - LOL! :funny:

*Rogue turns around and Kyle quickly goes back to playing "knocked out" :eek:

[Rogue]

*smacks Kyle again* Quiet you! Or I'll break your hand before next Friday. ;)

[JBond2]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*Kyle peeks up at JBond* - LOL! :funny:

You laugh at my twin!!!

*puts Kyle's head in a vise*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws grease patties... or should I say hamburger patties at Jibbs* :hehe: These are from Ronald.

[The Loner]

... why does everybody ignore me?:(

[HansMoleman]

Originally posted by JBond2
You laugh at my twin!!!

*puts Kyle's head in a vise*

*Kicks JBond2 in the junk*

[Chicklet]

hey! his twins willing to fight! *takes some sharp pencils and aims 2 at jbond2 and then throws the rest in the air, randomly stabbing people.

[The Loner]

jbond2????!!! OHMYGOD!!! WE MUST DESTORY THE EVIL CLOEN!!!!

[Chicklet]

I must agree, *runs after jibbs2 and pins him to the ground. brings out the metal bat..hehe...we're gonna have some fun aren't we? *Smash* Who wants to be next?*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle pops his head out of the vise* Well, I don't wanna ignore you, Loner....*nails Loner with the scissors kick* BOO-YEAH! *Kyle does the Spinerooni while Chicklet rolls her eyes at him!) :D

[The Loner]

ohhh.... my nuts... ow... mommy...... gets back up now you shall pay... pulls off mask in order to reveall.... barney?!.... crap wrong mask..... peels it off and reavels malice..... damn wrong mask again..... k WHO STOLE MY DARTH VADER MASKE!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Chicklet]

:rolleyes:

[The Loner]

DID YOU STOLE MY DARTHVADER MASK?!!!!:mad: :evil:

[BlakeAE77]

I stole your mask!!! HA HA HA HA (evil laugh). I have to admit it's alot more comfortable than I thought it was gonna be. It sure beats the big bird mask I had on!

[The Loner]

gr.... give it back or else.... pulls back another mask in order to reaveal.... a PURPEL TELETUBIE!!!! you bastard how many of my mask did you stole?!!!!:mad:

[BlakeAE77]

"You want it back? Fine!" *Pulls off the teletubbie mask, then a red ranger mask, then....a Britney Spears mask?? "Wait! Ah, here it is!" *Reveals the Vader mask and pulls out his trusty lightsaber* "If you want it back, you'll have to fight me like a man!!"

[The Loner]

son of a *****.... tires to pull platenie mask... only to revealve presidnet BUSH?!!!! oh crap.... runs away....

[BlakeAE77]

"That's right! Run away! HA HA HA HA HA!" *Blake takes victory once again*

[The Loner]

gr.... come back with a huge ass army .... now hand it over or else....

[BlakeAE77]

"Umm...No! I can defeat your army! I can defeat any army! I am an army!"

[Rogue]

*walks in and starts throwing water balloons filled with shaving cream and water* Bwahaha!

[BlakeAE77]

"Your water balloons cannot harm me!" *Gets pounded with shaving cream* "Wait! Ah! Allergic....to....shaving....cream. This isn't over! I will return!" *Teleports back to his secret layer to recover*

[The Loner]

thank you..... gr..... I WANT MY DARTHVADER MASK BACK!!!

[Kyle Katarn]

I'm ready for ya tonight! *pulls out 2 Super Soakers and blasts away at Rogue!* :D

[Rogue]

*hits Kyle square in the face with a water ballon* SPLAT!! *takes off running*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz grabs one of Kyle's super soakers from him, filling it with ice water and squirting Rogue in the back*

[BlakeAE77]

*Blake returns fully recovered wearing Loner's Vader mask* "I am now immune to your petty shaving cream, Rogue! Nothing you do can stop me!" *Loner creeps up and snatches the Vader mask off of Blake's head revealing the final mask...the mask of Spider-man.* "That's right. I am Spider-man!! HA HA HA HA!" *Blake is suddenly hit with a splash of ice water* "Oh crap." *Returns back to his secret layer to recover once more*

[Rogue]

*grabs the other super soaker and goes after Liz* :p

[The Loner]

thank you... NOW I WANT MY PALATINE MASK BACK!!!!:mad:

[Kyle Katarn]

Hey - Rogue and Liz took took my super soakers!

:waa:

...Oh well.....starts chopping Loner in the chest - WOOOOO!

[Rogue]

*gives Kyle a super soaker then squirts him in the face* :p

[Kyle Katarn]

Aha! En Garde! *The James Bond theme kicks in as Rogue and Kyle have a massive watergun fight all over the forums*

[Rogue]

*chases Kyle around the forums with the super soaker* Bwahaha!

*starts throwing water ballons again* SPLAT! :p

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Yikes! Water balloons! Hmmm...

*Kyle gets a fire hose and hooks it up* :hehe:

Kyle: Now I have you! *turns on hose....and goes flying backwards in the air from the pressure* Yaaaaaah! :eek:

[Rogue]

*grabs the hose and blasts Kyle* :hehe:

Haha!! Gotcha now..

*takes off running and slips and falls on her butt* :o

[Colorado Cajun]

*dumps a huge bucket of ice water on Kyle and then pelts the fallen Rogue with a massive water balloon*

[Rogue]

Ooooh you're both gonna get it now! *throws huge water ballons at CC and Kyle* :p

[Kyle Katarn]

*Rogue and Kyle nail Cajun with a double-clothesline!* :hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

*no sells like HHH and then hits Kyle with a spinebuster*

[Chicklet]

walks in with a bucket full of basketball sized balloons filled with?.....Pudding! starts pelting them at everyone in the room!

[Rogue]

*soaks everyone with the fire hose* :hehe:

[Kyle Katarn]

MMMMM.....chocolate! *takes the bucket and starts eating the balloons!*

[Colorado Cajun]

ooooo pudding wrestling!! :D
*tackles Chicklet into the pudding*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle pulls up a steel chair and watches! :D *

[Rogue]

*smacks Kyle in the back of the head* :p

[Kyle Katarn]

D'OH! *hits Rogue with a pudding balloon!*

[Rogue]

*tackles Kyle into the pudding* Take that! :D

[Kyle Katarn]

*Rogue offers Kyle a hand to get up - but he grabs her arm and Judo flips her into the pudding!*

Kyle: Can you dig THAT?! :D *starts the motion for the people's elbow....*

[Colorado Cajun]

*spears Kyle and then pins Rogue* :D

[thebtskink]

*Streaks Naked Across Thread Again*

[Rogue]

*lays in the pudding* Blech..too much chocolate!

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by thebtskink
*Streaks Naked Across Thread Again*
*goes blind*

[Rogue]

*wiggles around* I can't be pinned! :p

[Kyle Katarn]

*trips skink into the pudding* :hehe:

[Rogue]

*trips Kyle face first into the pudding* Hungry? :applaud:

[thebtskink]

*rubs pudding suggestively over his body, making all the others run away in fear*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle wishes he HADN'T put his eyes back in his head from the underwear thread* YAH! :eek:

[Rogue]

*starts banging her head against the wall repeatedly* Make the images stop..make it stop! I'm scared!! :( ;)

[Rogue]

*runs through the thread* amuck amuck am...*slips and busts it into the pudding*

Clean up on Aisle 1!!

[TyRoss]

(Uses fire hose to clean off Rogue... at full blast)

[BlakeAE77]

*Returns completely recovered.* "I have returned! I'm looking for Loner...He stole my Spider-man mask! Grrr!" *Looks around for the mask but instead finds people doing strange things with pudding.* "Ah! Getting sick. About to pass out. Must leave......

....this isn't over!"
*Returns to layer to recover yet again*

[Spielberg-Fan]

What the hell is wrong with you people? *gets hit in the head by a baseball bat*

;)

[Elizabeth]

Hey Kyle, you want a tip? *Liz elbows Kyle, knocking him back into the pudding* Hey, why are you looking at me like that? I gave you a "tip"! :hehe:

[Kitty]

*kicks Liz in the back and i send her crashing into the metal tables ^_^*

[The Loner]

muhahhahaahha.a.... i finally found you... stops now what the hell was the plan. a, b, c , or z? son of a gun. brb i need to check something.

[BlakeAE77]

*Returns completely recovered.* "I'm back and ready to kick some butt! What! Nobody here! You bunch of weenies! Fine.....I'll wait!" *Slings into a tree to keep a close eye on intruders.*

[The Loner]

k... that does it blake... SHOW YOUR FACE YOU MASK STEALER!!! puts on darth vader mask... now you shall learn the true meaning of fear... hides a laptop with some distrubing pics behind his back....:evil:

[BlakeAE77]

"Nothing you do can harm me!" *Jumps down from the tree.* "Show me watcha got and watcha gonna do with!" *Spidey-sense goes crazy.*

[Rogue]

*hits Blake with a 2x4* Down boy!

[BlakeAE77]

*Immediately gets back up.* "Come on, you can do better than a 2x4!" *Shoots webbing at Rogue* "Go web go!" *She gets caught in a gigantic spiderweb* "Mmm.....dinner."

[Rogue]

*struggles in the web* Uh oh..I'm screwed! :eek:

[BlakeAE77]

"I'm gonna eat ya.....get in my belly!" *Creeps towards the web, but gets kicked in the junk by Rogue. "Crikey!!" *Falls to the ground and struggles to catch his breath. Then swiftly teleports back to the layer to get some rest so he can wake up early in order to take his ACT. Blake will return.

[The Loner]

k i had it with you.... teleports to blake layer.... now you shall pay... brings out a chainsaw and straps to his hand...

[thebtskink]

*puts clothes back on*

[Rogue]

*hits skink with a water ballon* Bwahaha! :p

[BlakeAE77]

Originally posted by The Loner
k i had it with you.... teleports to blake layer.... now you shall pay... brings out a chainsaw and straps to his hand...

"What! How did you find this place! You will pay!" *Swiftly shoots web towards Loner jerking the chainsaw out of his hand.* "Not too fast, are ya?" *Jumps on the wall and climbs to the ceiling, then shoots web at Loner's feet sticking him to ground.* "Better watch out!" *Swings from the ceiling and kicks Loner in the face....*

[Chicklet]

Hey thats not very nice:nono: (Blake turns around)*Smack* good ol metal bats do the trick every time!

[The Loner]

Originally posted by BlakeAE77
"What! How did you find this place! You will pay!" *Swiftly shoots web towards Loner jerking the chainsaw out of his hand.* "Not too fast, are ya?" *Jumps on the wall and climbs to the ceiling, then shoots web at Loner's feet sticking him to ground.* "Better watch out!" *Swings from the ceiling and kicks Loner in the face....* k that does it.... goes ssy.... drop punch blake intot he wall... and hits him with a spirt wave.....

[The Loner]

come on blake dont tell me you had enough.... show your face.:evil:

[BlakeAE77]

"Had enough...I don't think so!" *Rams into Loner, slamming him into the wall.* "I think you're the one that's had enough." *Jumps and kicks Loner.* "Ah! I found my Spider-man mask! But who needs it." *Throws the mask behind him then runs to the wall and slings up to the top. Just as Loner thinks Blake is gone, he looks up and sees Blake jumping towards him....*

[Spielberg-Fan]

Oh, for the love of.... *shoots his shotgun at Blake, saving The Loner's life.*

[BlakeAE77]

*Dodges the bullet.* "Man! You're a terrible shot!" *Sees S-F dragging Loner away.* "It's sad that Loner couldn't save his own life." *Quickly grabs Chicklet's metal bat and hits S-F over the head.* "Don't mess with me." *Swings away to go for the ultimate spin.*

[The Loner]

WHAT?!! WHEN THE HELL WAS I NEAR A DEATH EXPERINCE!! YOU CHEAP BASTARD! GRR.... NOW YOU SHALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! prepares to unleash a kame hame hai wave.......

[The Loner]

you take to long.... unleashes kame hami hai wave into blake.

[BlakeAE77]

*Uses web shield to protect himself from the wave.* Enough of this insolence!! I try to bring peace to this thread and how do you repay me?! Can't we all just....get along?" *Suddenly trips Loner and stuffs a grenade down his throat.....*

[The Loner]

oh ph-lease... think that would do anything grab blake and turns him inside out... dude im a ssy.... it will take more then a simple movie like that to kill me... oh and heres you ride... throw blake into the kame hami hai and teleports out of the way as it explodes.

[BlakeAE77]

"What! You killed me!!! That's not possible!! What to do!! HA HA HA HA. You fool. Killing me will only make me stronger. I will haunt when you wake. I will haunt you while you sleep. Everywhere you go I will be there to haunt you. Why? Because...I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" *Picks up Loner and smashes him into the ground.*

[The Loner]

yeah and you are ugly in the inside... and i thought you were ugly enough......

[BlakeAE77]

"Me? Ugly?" *Looks into a mirror but cannot see himself because he is a ghost.* "I take offense to that!" *Turns himself outside in.* "My self-confidence is now shattered. Excuse me while I go hide under a rock. Or better yet, why don't you hide under a rock!" *Picks up a giant boulder then chucks it at Loner....*

[The Loner]

grabs rock and shoves it ontop of blake.....

[BlakeAE77]

*Rocks goes through Blake.* "I am a ghost you moron! Remember....you killed me!!!"

[The Loner]

I DID?! SWEET!!!

[BlakeAE77]

"You may have killed me, but you cannot destroy me! Do NOT think that this is over. In fact this is far from over! I will return!" *Descends to the underworld.*

[Spielberg-Fan]

I'll show you an ultimate spin! *hits Blake in the head with a baseball bat, sending him into a daze.*

EDIT: Oh yeah, you're already dead. *uses those things the Ghostbusters use to capture Blake's ghost.*

[BlakeAE77]

*S-F hears Blake's voice from the beyond.*"Actually you didn't hit me. See, I am dead...diseased...gone. I have gone to the Underworld. So, you must've hit someone else. But as soon as I return you will be the second person I come after!"

[The Loner]

grr.... face it boy you couldnt kill me.... im beyond you.... oh and say hi for me to king kai.....

[Chicklet]

King Kai??

[The Loner]

dbz.... the dude goku blew up by accident

[Elizabeth]

*throws water balloons filled with shaving cream at The Loner*

[The Loner]

instant transmits to a diner.... im hungry...

[HeadHunter]

*Bungs the nearest persons head in to a bowl of dog poop*

[Elizabeth]

*holds a cat over HH's head as the cat *ahem* does its business* :eek: MAN, is he gonna smell like poo and ammonia now! *runs away* That's what he gets for playing in poo...

[Elizabeth]

Hmm, if I'm in a car and I throw this cat out the window, will it become kitty litter? :hehe:

Anybody else coming to this thread anytime soon?

[HeadHunter]

*Gets out a Rocket propelled granade launcher and shoots the car that Liz is currently in and watches as it explodes*

[Elizabeth]

*sees projectiles coming at her and throws the cat in the path of the rocket as she jumps out of car*

Now look what you made me do! Poor Mister Bigglesworth...

*Liz throws shards of glass from the exploded car at HH*

[thebtskink]

*walks in, sees Rogue angry, takes two steps forward, gets toe of right foot caught in floorboards, trips, and breaks leg*

You're evil.;)

[Rogue]

*shakes her head and smacks skink in the back of the head, then drives him to the hospital* Yeah, really evil. ;)

[thebtskink]

Hey! Quit intentionally driving over all the potholes!

[Rogue]

Quit side-seat driving or you'll walk your happy ass there! :p

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle is walking down the sidewalk...Rogue hits a pothole and runs onto the sidewalk, knocking him in the air!*

Kyle: Owwwww....got any Bacta Fluid handy????

[Rogue]

*throws a bottle out the window at Kyle, laughs when it hits him in the head, and keeps driving* :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Thanks.....*rubs head*...shoulda hit her up for some pressure bandages while I was at it.....

[Rogue]

*puts the truck in reverse, drives back and tosses Kyle some pressure bandages then drives off* Ask and ye shall receive. ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

Thanks! *starts doing first aid* What a nice girl!

......

Hey, wait a minute!

[Kitty]

*throws a bomb in Kyle's direction and he gets badly burnt by the bomb explosion*

[Rogue]

*backs the truck up and takes Kyle and skink to the hospital* Damn..I should get paid for this. :p

[Elizabeth]

*shoots an arrow, puncturing one of Rogue's tires*

Oopsie! I guess that's why they say you shouldn't do target practice near the road! :hehe:

[TyRoss]

People this is insane.

Why are we beating on each other like wild beasts. We can do so much more for each other by co-operating. We can reach new levels of science and art untounched by any other human being. We could usher in a new age of modern prosperity. All it would take is for us to stop fighting so why can't we all just get along?

(Everyone looks at Ty for a moment then Durden walks up and smacks him in the back of the head with a 2 x 4. As Ty staggers forward Kyle rushes in and gives him a piledriver leaving him lying unconcious in the dirt. Durden and Kyle high five)

Kyle: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[Meep69]

:confused: Waves his godly hand and owns you all:confused:

[Iben]

:::starts throwing random objects....yeah baby yeah!::

[Colorado Cajun]

*gets hit with a random object*
Ouch!! You throw like a girl:p

[Iben]

:::hits CC in the back of the head with a baseball bat so he's knocked out!...did you say something?::

[Colorado Cajun]

*lays there not moving*

[Iben]

¨::draws a beard on CC with a magic marker and then runs:: :p

[Colorado Cajun]

*lays there looking like the Count of Monte Cristo*

[JBond]

*Walks up and just kind of laughs*

[Colorado Cajun]

*uses the last of his strength to kick Jibbs in the nuts*

[JBond]

.....herf!

*falls over*

[Kitty]

*laughs at Jibbs, then i go and i sick my rabid dogs on everyone, aren't they cute? ^_^*

[Alien]

I use my super power to pick up a car and hit it over the head of Kitty then say, "It's good being an alien." :alien:

[Kitty]

*phases through the car and i'm unharmed. i walk towards alien and i do all of those kick-@$$ matrix moves and i kick his @$$ of course ^_^*

[Alien]

I then use a super-man like eye beam on Kitty as both me and super-man are Aliens. :alien:

[Kitty]

*i dodge the laser eye things and then i use my extra ability that i just made up and i freeze alien into a popsicle*

woo that was fun, time for me now to have a PEPSI ^_^

*walks towards the vending machine to pay up for a pepsi*

[Alien]

I brake out of the ice and call for my UFO. When it arrives I look at the fuel gage, it's almost empty. I take it to fill it up and stand for about an hour. I then pay an over the top prices for the fossil fuels. I jump into my UFO and fly off to comeback tomorrow as it's after 1 in the morning and I'm ready to go to sleep. As I fly of I send a bomb back to blow Kitty up. :alien:

[Kitty]

*i shoot a gun at the bomb and it explodes in mid-air*
HA!
*i open up a pepsi bottle and i drink it, and then immediately i get hyper*
HYPER HYPER HYPER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by TyRoss

(Everyone looks at Ty for a moment then Durden walks up and smacks him in the back of the head with a 2 x 4. As Ty staggers forward Kyle rushes in and gives him a piledriver leaving him lying unconcious in the dirt. Durden and Kyle high five)

Kyle: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

:D

the next morning....

*Kyle steps out of the shower and heads into his spacious walk-in closet. On the left is a selection of wrestling gear, tights, trunks, singlets, ect - as well as singapore canes, steel chairs, fire extinguishers, and other goodies.

On the right are several Jedi Robes, lightsabers, thermal detonators, and blaster pistols and rifles.*

Kyle: Hmmmm....ahh!

*Kyle goes to the back of the closet and picks out his dress pants, shirt, tie, and pharmacy lab coat!*

Kyle: Ah, it's been awhile!

*later...Kyle is seen leaving the drugstore with several bottles of Adipex-P (phentermine HCL 37.5 mg) - highly potent diet pills! Kyle downs a bottle and starts shaking*

Kyle: Ahh...oh yes...uh oh...I..urg

.....I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!

*Kyle checks the assortment of pills and elixers in his coat, puts his arms in the air, and goes off to wreak havoc! He comes across Kitty...*

Kyle: Do you have tp for my bunghole?!

Kitty: ....ookaaaaay *gives Kyle a roll*

Kyle: Hey thanks...*gives Kitty a bottle of the diet pills..she pops them and starts going hyper...*

[Kitty]

*starts shaking*
agh! too much HYPER!
*passes out while still twitching on the floor*

[TyRoss]

(Ty gets up out of the dirt and brishes himself off)

Now you see this is exactly what I mean. Withount all this sense less violence we could

(Ty is cut off when Kitty pegs him in the forehead with a paintball gun sending him back into the dirt)

[Kitty]

*wakes up and realizes that I was sleepwalking. i see the paintball gun in my hand and i give an evil smile that's evily evil as evil .... you get it. then i shoot some more at Ty wit the paintball gun*

[TyRoss]

Ty lays there unconcious i the dirt beig pelted with paintballs.

[Alien]

I get out my over the top novelty speakers and blast out feed back from a guitar to deafen everyone.

[Kitty]

*i throw a bomb at alien and he immediately explodes into a thousand pieces*
*i drink some more of my pepsi and i run around the room in a bikini because i'm weird that way :p*

[Kitty]

*waits for someone to come in so i can try to beat the crap outta them :p*

[JBond]

Just try it ;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by JBond
Just try it ;)
oh yay! i've always wanted to do this (j/k :p)
*hits jbond in the groin with a metal bat*

[Kitty]

*i hit him with the metal bat all over his body*
this isn't too much fun, ur not giving that much of a fight at all

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo walks into the room after a long leave of absence. He surveys the carnage and knows exactly what he has to do. Searching through his bag o' props (patent pending), he pulls out a rusty pipe wrench.*

Its time to get to work!!

*He then proceeds to smack himself on the forehead repeatedly until he passes out, leaving a rusty imprint on his forehead*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Frizzo walks into the room after a long leave of absence. He surveys the carnage and knows exactly what he has to do. Searching through his bag o' props (patent pending), he pulls out a rusty pipe wrench.*

Its time to get to work!!

*He then proceeds to smack himself on the forehead repeatedly until he passes out, leaving a rusty imprint on his forehead*
um....i was gonna challenge u but u seem to have lost a fight against urself....
*walks to the corner of the room and i drink some more pepsi*

[JBond]

*lays in great, great pain*

[Rogue]

*smashes Kitty over the head with a singapore cane..twice*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Rogue
*smashes Kitty over the head with a singapore cane..twice*
*falls to the ground in pain*
ow....

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Frizzo walks into the room after a long leave of absence. He surveys the carnage and knows exactly what he has to do. Searching through his bag o' props (patent pending), he pulls out a rusty pipe wrench.*

Its time to get to work!!

*He then proceeds to smack himself on the forehead repeatedly until he passes out, leaving a rusty imprint on his forehead*

Hey don't do that all my plants fell over and my TV's a wreck now. Someones still trying to live up there ya know.

[Iben]

:::Smacks Frizzo with one of his large shoes::

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Iben
:::Smacks Frizzo with one of his large shoes:: *Frizzo wakes up*

Ow!! Could you have at least taken the shoe off of my foot first? I mean, my leg isn't supposed to bend like that.

[Elizabeth]

*Liz takes Frizzo's red clown nose off, fills it with shaving cream ad puts it back on him* :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
*Liz takes Frizzo's red clown nose off, fills it with shaving cream ad puts it back on him* :D Damnit...how many times do I have to tell you? My nose is not rubber! Its the real thing! And now, its in real pain!

[Elizabeth]

Don't make me get out my peroxide again, Clown Boy! ;) :funny:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Don't make me get out my peroxide again, Clown Boy! ;) :funny: Couldn't feel any worse than this shaving cream. It stings quite a bit.

[Elizabeth]

You're welcome ;)

[Alien]

Melts back together like his from T2. He takes out one of his lazers and states running round shooting other people who didn't even know this thread existed.

[thebtskink]

*lies immobilized in upturned ambulance*

Uh, Rogue? Rooooooooooooogue? Little help?

[Iben]

:::starts throwing frogs at thebtskink...take that lizard boy!::