Fight Thread

[Kitty]

*walks inside of teh room and takes a seat at the corner, keeping a watchful eye on anyone who walks in.*

[Kitty]

*keeps on impatiently waiting for someone to step in to challenge me*

[JBond]

*Steps in and trips over power cord*

[Kitty]

*laughs at her new challenger as he falls to the floor*

man i'm more graceful than you

*i step near him and i take out my chinese sword*

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Kitty
*laughs at her new challenger as he falls to the floor*

man i'm more graceful than you

*i step near him and i take out my chinese sword*

::sneaks up behind Kitty, and knocks her unconcious::

WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!

[TyRoss]

(A strange glow can bee seen behind tyler_durden)

SO WE MEET AGAIN

(TyRoss is there in his golden form. He holds on his hand a GLOWING 2x4)

TyRoss: BEFORE WE FIGHT THERE IS SOMETHING YOU MUST KNOW TYLER

Durden: Whats that?

TyRoss: I AM YOUR FATHER

Durden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws a 2x4 at TyRoss, but it misses and nails tyler in the back of the head*

Oooh, that looked painful.

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo smacks himself in the head repeatedly with a crowbar until he knocks himself out.*

[Elizabeth]

*whenever Frizzo wakes up, he sees Liz standing over him with the crowbar and an evil grin*

Liz: Hey clown boy, you want some porn?

dazed Frizzo: Ooooh yeah! Gimmie!

*Liz smacks Frizzo through the face with the crowbar, rendering him unconscious again*

Liz: Sorry, but I'm fresh outta porn. You'll have to settle for the little stars and birdies and midgets that are flying around your head. :D

[Kyle Katarn]

*As Liz stands over Frizzo, she does not notice Kyle as he comes up and clobbers her with the Sweet Chin Music superkick!*

"Sexy Boy" hits, and Kyle starts dancing to the music! :D

[Colorado Cajun]

*runs in and nails Kyle with the "Big Boot"
Booyah!!:D

[Kitty]

hey! i wanna join in on the "fun"!
*hits cc over head with a bat*
hehe ^_^

[Colorado Cajun]

give me back my bat :mad:
*spears Kitty into the wall*

[Kitty]

*takes out spear and charges at cc. then i use my magical powers and i burn him with the fire powers that i have*

[Colorado Cajun]

Hey no fair I am but a man :(
I have no magic powers only the powers of charm:D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Hey no fair I am but a man :(
I have no magic powers only the powers of charm:D
*stops burning cc*
you can always surrender, and let me win. that happened last time with playinggod. or you can use ur little card tricks and try to defeat me(which you will fail at). your choice. :D:D:D

[Elizabeth]

*Liz runs up behind Kyle and Cajun, giving them both atomic wedgies :eek: :D While getting an idea from my decision to watch Dragon Half yesterday, Liz runs up behind Kitty and starts tickling her as a big rock falls on her head, but it accidently knocks both Kitty and Liz unconscious*

[tyler_durden]

::stands over the unconscious Kitty and Elizabeth. He points and laughs, then steals all their money and goes running back into the forrest::

WWWOOOO!!!!!!!!

[bbf2]

(bbf2 knocks out tyler)

(Then tyler gets up and bbf2 knocks him out again)

(then tyler gets up AGAIN and is similarly knocked out by bbf2)

(this continues for a long time, until bbf2 has knocked out tyler_durden MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE)

(bbf2 now has knocked out tyler_durden MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE!)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by bbf2
(bbf2 knocks out tyler)

(Then tyler gets up and bbf2 knocks him out again)

(then tyler gets up AGAIN and is similarly knocked out by bbf2)

(this continues for a long time, until bbf2 has knocked out tyler_durden MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE)

(bbf2 now has knocked out tyler_durden MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE!) cheater. ;)

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by bbf2
(bbf2 knocks out tyler)

(Then tyler gets up and bbf2 knocks him out again)

(then tyler gets up AGAIN and is similarly knocked out by bbf2)

(this continues for a long time, until bbf2 has knocked out tyler_durden MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE)

(bbf2 now has knocked out tyler_durden MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE!)

::gets up again, this time swinging a 2x4 and knocks bbf2 unconscious::

knock it off!!!!:mad: ;)

[Kitty]

*wakes up*
ah, what a nice nap, oh, hello liz, i see that your passed out. and i----hey, WHERE THE F*** IS MY MONEY!:mad:

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Kitty
*wakes up*
ah, what a nice nap, oh, hello liz, i see that your passed out. and i----hey, WHERE THE F*** IS MY MONEY!:mad:

::casually walks up to kitty::

I saw bbf2 take it. Honest.:D

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by tyler_durden


::casually walks up to kitty::

I saw bbf2 take it. Honest.:D

*Bomps Tyler on the head and takes his wallet*

[Kitty]

can't trust even carrying my wallet in there. luckily whoever jacked it from me took fake money that i got from the toy store, so there's nothing wrong now :D:D:D

*goes behind headhunter and i put my fingers on his neck. then he passes out. i run out of the place happy with the wallet that headhunter took from tyler! ^_^*

[PlayingGod]

*Wanders Into The Room...*

[Kitty]

*goes back into the room, after i went to my place and i put my "wallet" away. i come in casually and i see pg.*

hello defeated one. wanna battle again?

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kitty
*goes back into the room, after i went to my place and i put my "wallet" away. i come in casually and i see pg.*

hello defeated one. wanna battle again?

I Think I Won The Last Battle, Inflated Ego Women...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod


I Think I Won The Last Battle, Inflated Ego Women...
*starts crying*

ur mean you little b******! you shall d---i mean get hurt very badly!

*takes out a jack in the box (courtesty of the pc game Alice) and i throw it at pg. then it blows up*

[PlayingGod]

*Rolls To The Side And Takes Out A M9 And Systematicly Fires At Kitty*

[Kitty]

*my arm gets un-connected, you know, it's just hanging there, it's dead (my left one that is). i then take out a bottle of water and i pour it all over pg*

pg: what the hell was that for?

kitty: wait...

*then he starts getting terrible blisters, then they pop and there turning all bloody-like. he's also screaming in pain too if you wanted to know ^_^*

[PlayingGod]

*Pours A Solution On His Body And It Returns To Normal But With Little Scars All Over His Exposed Skin...*


PlayingGod:That Burned...

Kitty:Duh Stupid... No Take This...

*Kitty Runs Around In Circles Around Pg Until She Passes Out From Exhaustion...*

PlayingGod:What The Hell...

*A Giant Vortex Sucks Both Of The Up And Pushes Against The Ceiling, When that Happens Kitty Wakes Up...*

PlayingGod:Nice Move Genius Now We're Both Gonna Die...

[Kitty]

*i then stop time, and me and pg get out of the vortex thingy. then i unfreeze time again and i say...*

kitty: wooo! i'm "smart"

pg: yea you are...

*then pg shocks me with his eletricity powers. i am not affected becase of my sheild. then i take out a cattle-prod and i zap the s*** outta pg*

kitty: did that hurt? good ;):D

[PlayingGod]

PlayingGod:Didn't Hurt A Bit...

*Grabs The Cattle Prod And Prods Kitty Back...*

Kitty:Your Not Suppose To Steal That PG!!!

PlayingGod:To Bad Its Mine Now...

*Kitty Chases PG Around The Room...*

[Kitty]

kitty: give it back!

pg: :p it's mine now!

*pg goes in my direction and tries to shock me like, and he barely misses. then i throw pizza in his face and i run out of the place to get something ^_^*

[PlayingGod]

PlayingGod: Mmmm.... Pizza...

*Sits Down And Eats The Slice...*

[TyRoss]

(Ty watches all this and laughs ans laughs and laughs)

[Kitty]

*i come in with my giant puppy fido. i tell him to stomp on the exact spot where tyross is, and he does that, squishing him. then he does the same to pg.*

that's a good dog fido! ^_^

fido: woof!(floor shakes)

[PlayingGod]

*Burrows Into The Ground Before It Steps On Him....*

PlayingGod:Stupid Dog!

Kitty:Its Not Stupid, Just Special...

PlayingGod:Sure It Is ...:rolleyes:

[Elizabeth]

*Liz chucks a rock at PG's head*

[tyler_durden]

::sneaks up behind PG and Kitty, then knocks them unconscious. takes PG's wallet and takes back the wallet from Kitty::

Don't you read TyRoss' survival tips? Never turn your back on me when I have my 2x4!!!! Wooooo!!!

::then goes to Liz and gives her back her "wallet"::

I have PG's you can have this back now.

::runs into the forest and "hides," waiting for the next person to come wondering through::

[HeadHunter]

*Comes wondering through the thread*

[tyler_durden]

::beats HeadHunter into a bloody mess, keeps it up until he is unconcious::

That's for messing with my stolen loot!!!!!!:mad: :mad:

[HeadHunter]

*Comes too* yes but it was fun spending it MWhaha

[tyler_durden]

::beats HeadHunter back into unconsciousness, then runs to his home and steal everything and takes it all to a pawn shop for money::

Ha ha!!!!!

[Kitty]

*wakes up and tells fido to take a s*** on tyler, and he does. then i tell him to put his foot on top of tyler, and he does. then i take some money from him and i go away to get pizza*

[PlayingGod]

*Hurls Stone Back At Liz'z Head And Takes Back Wallet...*

Un-Civilized Heathens ...

[Peter]

*Walks in*

*Hits PlayingGod where it hurts the most - and shouts: "Hey don't hurt the girls"*

[PlayingGod]

*Doesn't feel a thing cause he's wearing his lucky Nut-Cup...
*

[Kitty]

*comes back in with a rifle, and i shoot Peter in the head five times*

hehe ^_^

[PlayingGod]

Ahhh!!! Crazy White-Crackers With Guns... Time To Get My Ass Outta Here...

*Runs Out The Exit*

[Kitty]

*hits pg in the back of the head ten times before he goes out throuhg the exit*

[PlayingGod]

Thank God For My Lucky-Helmet...

*Runs Down Street Dodging Any Shots Anyone Shoots At Him...*

[Kitty]

*i chase after him with my rope. i get him in the legs and i drag him back into the place. i then give him poisonous pizza and he dies. tehn i go out of the place.*

[PlayingGod]

((I have to go))


*Spits up pizza and walks out....*

[zoidberg]

LARGE BRICK FALLS.....

http://www.londoncontrols.com/matt/zoidberg.gif...........

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle and Zoidberg run away, yelling "Whooop whoop whoop whooop whoop whoop!* :D

[Elizabeth]

*Liz trips Kyle and gives him another atomic wedgie*

[Kitty]

*i go back in there and i send a huge wave of energy that makes everyone's heads blow up. then i leave*

[Kitty]

*comes back in with a slice of pizza in one hand. i sit down and i take another bite outta the slice of pizza*

[Elizabeth]

Liz: Hey Kitty, there's some Pepsi over here!

Kitty: WHERE?!?!

Liz: Right... HERE! (Liz proceeds to pour a 3 Liter bottle of Pepsi over Kitty's head)

[Kitty]

*takes a sip of the huge pepsi*

yuck! it's taht blue pepsi s***!

*decides to go to sleep suddenly*

[todd philip]

todd philip yells "hay i like the blue pepsi!"

< todd philip grabs a fat midget and throws it at kitty >

[Kitty]

*stands up, takes out a samurai sword, and cuts the midget it half. then i say*


ready to battle mortal? hehe, i wanted to say that

[todd philip]

< todd philp eats 5000 cans of beans, turns towards kitty, bends over, and blows out a leathal fart!!!! >

[kryptonian_boy]

k_b watches all this from a skyward perch, thinking that he should've brought popcorn and a super-sized coke.

[Hank Scorpio]

*Hank positions himself in one of the balconies with a basket full of concusion grenades.*

The plan worked perfectly, they've completely forgot about you and won't expect anything like this.

*Hank lobs 5 of the grenades into the crowd and celebrates with his customary evil villain laugh.*

[Kitty]

*moves out of the odor zone and jumps all the way out of the roof window. i see k_b, and i punch the crap outta him. the i go back inside and i throw in a few of the gardenly-fresh bombs to make everything smell wonderful again*

[kryptonian_boy]

k_b let Kitty punch him, because, like all guys he loves a catfight (oooo, mmmm, catfight...). k_b continues watching the show.

[todd philip]

< todd philip pulls off all his clothes and dances naked to disco music, many citizens begin to faint >

[Kitty]

*i sheild my eyes and i go up to where k_b is sitting. i take out some popcorn and i look up at the sky, averting my eyes from the terrible site down below*

[Knerys]

Originally posted by todd philip
< todd philip pulls off all his clothes and dances naked to disco music, many citizens begin to faint > My eyes!!! Ohh the burning the burning!!!

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by todd philip
< todd philip pulls off all his clothes and dances naked to disco music, many citizens begin to faint >
*starts removing his eyes with a nearby spork*

[Hank Scorpio]

*Hank sees that his concussion grenades were all duds and becomes frustrated.*

Ah dang it all to heck. Stoopid clown sold me some toy grenades.

*Hank throws on his flame thrower and jumps down to the main floor.*

Hahaha, get ready to burn.

*Hank pulls the trigger but only water comes out.*

Mother****er!!!

[HeadHunter]

I CHALLANGE KITTY

[todd philip]

< todd philip puts back on his clothes, todd pulls out a tommy gun from his backpack. "prepare to MEET MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" todd begins shooting away at everything!!!! >

[Kitty]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
I CHALLANGE KITTY
FINALLY! heheh

*goes inside of the place and gets into stance to attack*

[Kitty]

*throws a grenade at todd and his gun and himself blows up*

[todd philip]

< gandalf the white takes todds torn up and bloody dead body and magicaly turns it back to normal, and brings todd back to life.
" THATS IT, BI-O-TCH!!!! TIME TO PAY THE PIPER!!!" todd unleashes a rabid pitbull with aids at kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >

[Kitty]

*i take out my good-old samurai sword and i slice the pitbull into a lovely dish ^_^*


as u were saying? well anyways, please put some clothes on!

[todd philip]

< todd takes out his giant lightsaber, " THE FORCE IS STRONG IN YOU KITTY, BUT NOT AS STRONG AS IT IS IN ME!!" todd starts runing towards kitty, and before kitty can notice, todd chops her right hand clean off!!, it falls to the floor >

[Kitty]

thank you frizzo for giving me some of ur old props

*out appearing where my "right hand" was appears my real one. then i throw to the side the samurai sword, and i take out a lightsbaer (it glows green, my fav color! ^_^). then i cut todd on the chest and on his leg a few times, barely missing a certain area.*

[todd philip]

< i put a few band-aids over the small scratch's kitty gave me.
" JUST FACE IT! GIRLS SUCK AT EVERYTHING! HA HA HA, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A MAN FIGHTS!" todd jumps in mid-air kicking kitty in the face, and when as todd lands back to the ground he begins to do a cartwheel. kittys on the floor, blood gushing from her nose and mouth, todd takes his lightsaber and place's it inch's away from kittys head, " DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS" >

[Kitty]

yea, too bad u don't have a cup

*todd looks at me puzzled and i hit him where the sun don't shine with the end of my lightsaber (the metal part). he then crouches in pain. i then (using my new-found mutant powers) heal all of my wounds that todd gave me.*

*then i turn off my lightsaber and i throw it to the ground*

todd: giving up? see, i told u that girls suck at everything!

kitty: no, it's not that. it's just that i can do more damage without the lightsaber

*i then go all matrix on todd, slightly hanging by an inch from death. then i walk out and i throw a little piece of paper to him. he crouches over in pain and it says...*

Girls are better!!!


---Kitty

[Elizabeth]

*Liz enters, baseball bat in hand and looks around*

Hey, they said I could play that game where I whack the moles in here, but I don't see any! I guess I'll just have to settle for Whack-a-Clown! Too bad Frizzo is already busy drinking coffee in that chair over there *Liz whacks Frizzo over the head a few times with the baseball bat, while he sips his coffee, seemingly unfazed* That was fun! I may have to do that again after class!

[Longshanks]

A tall dark stranger armed with a cricket bat and a chainsaw enters the room, he surveys the scene before him with grim eyes. A sly grin spreads across his swarthy stubbled face as he chews the stub of his cheroot.

He raises an eyebrow in Frizzo's direction and taps the bat in a contemplative manner in the palm of his hand...

"OW!!! DAMNIT!!!!'

The tall dark stranger watches as his fingers fall to the floor.

"Remember - LEFT hand bat, right hand CHAINSAW!'

The tall dark stranger fumbles on the floor for his fingers and retires sheepishly to a dark corner to sew them back on....

[tyler_durden]

::runs through the thread naked, screaming and wildly swinging his 2x4::

[Knerys]

*Knerys walks into the thread, seeing tyler running around naked, screaming and wildly swinging his 2x4, just in time to smack in the face with it *

[Rogue]

*drags her math professor into the Fight Thread and hands out bats and lead pipes* Alright guys, go to town! :mad:

[thebtskink]

*twenty posters stab at the guy's heart, then walk away. He fakes dead, then pulls out his trusty adamantium pocket protector!!!!!*

[Kyle Katarn]

Wiseguy huh?

*Kyle kicks Rogue's professor in the balls, causing a loud CLANG!*

OWWWW!!!!

*The prof pulls out an adamantium cup!* :eek:

Ah, @#!! this! *Kyle blasts the prof with his handy DL-44 Blaster Pistol! :D

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy jumps into the arena, wearing the Blade outfit. I just saw Blade II, and now you're all gonna die, cuz' YOU DO NOT... KNOW... WHO YOU'RE F**CKING WITH!

Throws little spinny thing, which shoots at Kyle!

[Knerys]

*wakes up just in time to get shot by MDG*

Ahhhh ****!!

[MovieDudeGuy]

Oh, woops. Oh well. DIE SCUM!

Pulls out sword, and jumps at Knerys!

[Knerys]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Oh, woops. Oh well. DIE SCUM!

Pulls out sword, and jumps at Knerys!

*Knerys rolls out of the way, and put out her bat'leth to deflect MDG blow*

[Iben]

:: walks into thread..."Okay so who wants their ass kicked?" ::

[Hank Scorpio]

*Hank holds onto a button that activates his trap. Now he is waiting for somebody to walk underneath his vat of acid.*

Hmm, maybe I should put a donut out there or something.

[Knerys]

*Knerys stand right in front of Hank's trap*

Over here Iben. I do!!:p

[Iben]

::Iben sends out two of her clones, one of them goes into Hank's trap and the other one goes after Knerys:: ;)

[Knerys]

*Knerys easily deposes of the clone with her bat'leth and charges Iben*:p

[JBond]

Can't we all get along?

[Iben]

::Iben sends out an entire army of clones to take care of Knerys, and one or two to shut up Bond:: ;)

[Knerys]

Originally posted by JBond
Can't we all get along? Wait a sec... Didn't you start this thread??:p

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Iben
::Iben sends out an entire army of clones to take care of Knerys, and one or two to shut up Bond:: ;) *Knerys send out the Borg to assimilate all the clones and sends them back after Iben*:p

[Rogue]

*stands in the corner watching* Well this is certainly amusing.. :p

[Knerys]

It's even more fun if you get invovled.:p

[Rogue]

*chases Knerys with a cattle prod* :p

[JBond]

Hey that's mine!

[Rogue]

Nuh uh! ;)

[JBond]

Then why does it have my name on it ;)

[Elizabeth]

Because you scribbled your name over mine! :mad: ;)
*Liz smacks JBond in the shins with her baseball bat*

[Peter]

*walks in - sees bond on the floor - runs out*

[MovieDudeGuy]

Swings his sword at Jbond

[Rogue]

*sets rabbid midgets on MDG*

[Colorado Cajun]

*subjects you all to laughing gas*

[Rogue]

*locks CC in a room and forces him to listen to country music nonstop* Take that! :p

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Rogue
*locks CC in a room and forces him to listen to country music nonstop* Take that! :p
*hangs himself with a shoelace*:D :p

[Rogue]

*dusts off her hands* Well that was easy! :p

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle starts to attack Rogue, but runs away when he realizes what she just did to CC! :eek:

[MovieDudeGuy]

Punches Kyle with those needles that make you inflate like a baloon in Blade 2! TAKE THAT SCUM!

[Kitty]

*scratches mdg in the back really hard. then i jump back making a cute pose with my fingernails/claws showing the most*

[MovieDudeGuy]

OW! THAT HURT! Take this, you motha' ***a!

JUmps up, and kicks Kitty in mid air, then gets out his Blade boomerang, and throws it!

[Knerys]

*Knerys walks in, gets hit in the head with a random object*

...... *THUD!

[Elizabeth]

*Liz gives MDG an atomic wedgie and runs away. While running, she trips over Knerys* AAAAAAHHHHH!! *thud*

[Kitty]

*steps inside and sits in a chair and waits for a new challenger to come in*

[Rogue]

*walks in*

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Rogue
*walks in*

*runs up to bash Rogue with his 2x4, but gets stopped short with a blow to the back of his head from a mysterious stranger, holding a random blunt object*

[JBond]

*Hides random blunt object behind back*

[Rogue]

*grabs her trusty sledgehammer and hits tyler in the stomach with it* Bwahaha!

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Rogue
*grabs her trusty sledgehammer and hits tyler in the stomach with it* Bwahaha!

Man, what happened to the sweet little Rogue who used to just kick my a$$ with random blunt objects!!:eek: ;)

[Elizabeth]

That's because I swiped the random blunt object of the day... an empty glass bottle! *smashes the bottle over tyler's head*

[Rogue]

Haven't you heard? I'm not sweet anymore..I'm a class A *****. ;) *grabs her bat swings* Batter up!

[Elizabeth]

*Liz trips Rogue* Oopsie...! :rolleyes:

[Rogue]

I'm used to tripping..I'm a klutz. :p

[Elizabeth]

Are you used to falling face-first into custard pies? Try it! *Liz shoves Rogue back down into a huge custard pie*

[Rogue]

Oooo! Now it's on! *sics a rabbid midget on Liz*

[Elizabeth]

I've been wondering what would happen to the midgets after Frizzo left. I've also been wanting to test out this stun gun! *Liz stuns the midget and punts it back to Rogue, knocking her in the gut*

[Rogue]

*dies*

[Elizabeth]

Oh sure, take the easy way out! :p I bet you'll come back to if I tickle you! :D

[tyler_durden]

*sneaks up behind Liz and whacks her in the back of the head with a 2x4*

Ha ha!

*runs away and hides*

[Elizabeth]

I see where you're hiding! Now if the room would stop moving, I'd come get you!

[Knerys]

*Knerys walks in*

Helloooooo?

[Elizabeth]

Hey Knerys! *Liz stumbles over* You know what? Rogue didn't finish her custard pie. I think *splatters the rest of the pie in Knerys' face* you should finish it!

[Phantomias2k]

*Phantomias2k walks in and throws an urine bomb*

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Hey Knerys! *Liz stumbles over* You know what? Rogue didn't finish her custard pie. I think *splatters the rest of the pie in Knerys' face* you should finish it! *knerys gets up and starts swinging with pie still in her eyes* *Thwack*

"HA! I got you!!........ohhh sorry tyler....."

[Elizabeth]

*Liz tries to escape Knerys and the leftover pies, but slips and falls on the slippery floor* AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *while frantically trying to regain her balance, Liz accidently grabs tyler's pants, yanking them off as they both fall in the pie* Um, shank you tyler! :rolleyes: Hey, don't *OW!* hit me with that *OW!* 2x4! *OW!*

[Rogue]

*Throws a strawberry cheesecake at Liz's face ...SPLAT!! :p

[Elizabeth]

Id's dot dice do throw cheesecake, esbecially when I end up wid strawberries ub by dose! *Liz blows strawberries out her nose like projectiles, hitting Rogue in the gut*

[Rogue]

*lays in the floor groaning* HELP! Where's my bodygaurd?!

[JBond]

Ahhh, shoot strawberries at her will you!

*graps handful of blueberries and shoot them one by one at Liz using a slingshot*

*Thwop* Hee hee hee! *Thwop* Hee hee hee! *Thwop* Hee hee hee!...

[Elizabeth]

Be glad I"m not wearing a white shirt! *Liz grabs a slingshot and some rocks and starts aiming for JBond's crotch* Throw berries at me, will ya?

[Rogue]

*tosses Liz in a padded rubber room and padlocks the door* :p :applaud:

[JBond]

Paaaaaaain......

[Elizabeth]

*Liz puts the caffiene rush she is now on to her advantage* I have a fingernail file and I've had experience picking locks and especially in picking noses! :funny:

*after a minute or two, Liz breaks free, throwing the padlock at Rogue*

[Rogue]

*Gets hit in the head by a lock* OW! I paid 5 bucks for at the hardware store!! *grabs her Super Soaker* Alright missy, let's go! :p

[JBond]

*Runs out of Toys R Us* MISS! You didn't pay for that!!:shock:

[Elizabeth]

*grabbing another Super Soaker* You're on!

*Liz starts squirting Rogue*

[JBond]

THEY'RE TAKING ALL THE SUPER SOAKERS!! SECURITY!!

[Rogue]

*squirts Liz in the face then trips her and then squirts Jibbsy* Did too and I used your employee discount! :p

[Elizabeth]

Hush, you! :p *Liz squirts a stream of water under lots of pressure into JBond's mouth as he yells for security*

[JBond]

Gah, I'm getting double teamed!

*Takes employee discount card back and buys Nerf Blaster 8000*

Bwahaha!

[Elizabeth]

Jibbs, don't make me fill this Super Soaker up with an acid!

[Rogue]

*fills her Super Soaker up with ice cold water* Bwahahaha!!

[JBond]

Well ****.

*Throws Nerf Blaster in the street and runs to get a acid resistant rain coat*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz runs to a corner and puts on her wetsuit and goggles* Bring it on!

[Elizabeth]

Well, just be that way, Bond! :p *Liz whoops out her Super Soaker filled with a strong base and starts to squirt Bond*

[JBond]

*Uses acid from old super soaker to neutralize the base, nerd level rises 70% in the room*

[Rogue]

*sneaks up behind Liz and grabs her Super Soaker* Heehee :D

[Elizabeth]

If we're going for the higher sciences "nerdy" approach... *Liz gets on top of the Toys 'R Us sign and drops a pumpkin on Bond's head* Does 9.8 meters per second squared mean anything to you?

[JBond]

Unfortunetly it does...

*Opens umbrella*

[Rogue]

*randomly throws custard pies*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz smacks Rogue with a Nerds Rope* Don't go stealin' my toys!

[Rogue]

Owww!! *runs away*

[Elizabeth]

*chases Rogue with the Nerds rope* Gimme my squirt gun!

[Rogue]

*grabs a whiffle ball and bat* BATTER UP!

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws a mudball at Rogue* Sah-wing, batter batter!

[JBond]

*gets Custard Pie by Led Zeppelin stuck in head*

Oh thats it, no more mister nice guy!

*gets out game of Monopoly*

You're going DOWN! :mad:

[Rogue]

SPLAT! Mud, huh?? *throws a mudpie at Liz* :p

[Elizabeth]

Oooooh, can I be the little doggie, Jibbs?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Oooooh, can I be the little doggie, Jibbs?

I'm sorry, there is only one dog here and that's ME!....I mean, you know...

[Rogue]

*throws water ballons* Plop! :D

[Elizabeth]

Jibbsy won't let me be the dog, so he should get a water balloon down the pants for that!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*throws water ballons* Plop! :D

Ah, all the 500 dollar bills are soaked and are ripping!

[Rogue]

*Keeps throwing water ballons* plop! splat! :applaud:

[Elizabeth]

*Liz fills a water balloon with shaving cream and smashes it over Rogue's head* :D

[Rogue]

*throws another creme pie at Liz* Hungry? Why wait! :p

[JBond]

Hey that's not shaving cream, that's WHIPPED cream!!

*sluuuurp*

....no it was shaving cream.

[Elizabeth]

Because I'd rather have a Snickers bar! *Liz throws roasted peanuts at Rogue and Jibbsy* :D

[Rogue]

Ow! My eye!! *squirts chocolate syrup at Liz* FOOD FIGHT!! :funny:

[JBond]

*Begins to tell the complimentary peanut joke when he is hit in the eye with a peanut*

My EYE!! Why does this ALWAYS happen to me!?

[Elizabeth]

*licks the chocolate off her face* Mmm, good! I think you need some cheese! *Liz throws cheese wheels at Rogue* I promise I didn't cut the cheese! ;) :funny:

[Rogue]

:nono: Quiet you! It was popcorn! And it only happened once, once I say!!

[Rogue]

*catches the cheese and makes macaroni and cheese* Anyone hungry? :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
:nono: Quiet you! It was popcorn! And it only happened once, once I say!!

What about the mashed potatoes ;) :waldo:

[Rogue]

Again once, once I say!! :D *throws the mac and cheese randomly*

[Elizabeth]

Oooooooooooh, yeah! I love mac and cheese. *bounces a cheeseball off Jibbsy's head* Wheeeeeee!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*catches the cheese and makes macaroni and cheese* Anyone hungry? :p

I've had enough, thanks.

*Puts macaroni and cheese into a blender with the top off and hits "Frappy"*

[Elizabeth]

*pours milk over Jibbs' head* :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
*pours milk over Jibbs' head* :D

Ewwwwwww!

This is 2%!

*puts chocolate milk into super soaker*

There we are.

[Elizabeth]

*throws bananas at Jibbs, peels and all, hoping to make a tasty creation*

[Rogue]

*throws strawberry cheesecakes*

[JBond]

*Mixes blueberries, strawberries, chocolate syrup, peanuts, milk and cheese*

Who wants the first bite?

[Rogue]

*grabs the blender and pours it on your head* How is it? ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*grabs the blender and pours it on your head* How is it? ;)

Hmm, not sure, would you like to try some? ;)

[Elizabeth]

*sticks a fork into JBond, as he looks like he is done*

[Rogue]

*chases Liz with a whisk* :p

[Elizabeth]

*chases Rogue with a spatula* :p :D

[Rogue]

*grabs a wooden spoon* En garde!! :p

[JBond]

*gets out mashed potato smushy thingy*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz puts a big metal mixing bowl over Rogue's head and hits it with the spatula, resulting in a loud resounding CLAAAAAANG!* :D

[Rogue]

*falls down and sweeps Liz's legs out from under her and beats her with a wooden meat tenderizer* :D *WHAP!! WHAP!!*

[JBond]

*Takes metal mixing bowl and put's in two eegs, stick of butter, flour, sugar. Mixes together til it is smooth and then adds in a teaspoon of vanilla and.....what?*

[Elizabeth]

*throws a microwave oven at Rogue* :p

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by JBond
*Takes metal mixing bowl and put's in two eegs, stick of butter, flour, sugar. Mixes together til it is smooth and then adds in a teaspoon of vanilla and.....what?*
..and I take it and dump it over your head! :D

[Rogue]

*plugs in the mircowave, pops some popcorns and starts throwing it* :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*plugs in the mircowave, pops some popcorns and starts throwing it* :D

Oh boy, this is what we trained for!!

*Puts on goggles*

Not sure why I trained hours for that...

[Elizabeth]

*gets a needle, some thread, and some cranberries* We can make pretty garlands for Christmas! :D But its much more fun to throw the cranberries *one bounces off the back of Rogue's head* at different people!

[Rogue]

*grabs a two liter of Sprite, shakes it up good and sprays it at Liz* Mmmm! Sprite! :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
*gets a needle, some thread, and some cranberries* We can make pretty garlands for Christmas! :D But its much more fun to throw the cranberries *one bounces off the back of Rogue's head* at different people!

But but but....they're out of season!!

[Elizabeth]

What, no Mountain Dew? *shakes up a 2 liter Mtn. Dew and sprays it at Rogue*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz bounces a cranberry off the back of Bond's head, too* :D Not for long!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
*grabs a two liter of Sprite, shakes it up good and sprays it at Liz* Mmmm! Sprite! :p

Gah! You have unholified the holy Sprite! :eek:

[Rogue]

*dances around* Singin' in the raiiiiiin! *throws more popcorn at Liz*

[Elizabeth]

*frolics around, tossing cranberries at Rogue and occasionally bouncing one off the back of Bond's head*

[Rogue]

This food fight is far from over!! TBC....*skips from the room dripping in Moutain Dew* :D

[JBond]

Hmmmmmm, this rain is awfully carbonated...and it's sticky too.

[Elizabeth]

At least its not yellow rain! :eek: *trips in all the spilled soda and falls on her face*

[JBond]

*The Sorceror's Apprentice plays and Bond swirls all the food together and makes a to-DIE-for cake!*

[Elizabeth]

*gives Bond a big wedgie* Don't try anything crazy now!

[Optimus Prime]

(Prime Grabs Zod and breaks his spine)

Prime: Thats for bossing Kitty around!!!:mad: :p

[Elizabeth]

*Liz throws leftover kitchen utensils at Zod*

[Optimus Prime]

(Prime Kicks Zod in the crouch)

[Iben]

:::throws a bomb and runs:::

[tyler_durden]

*gives Zod a proper beat down with his 2x4*

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Iben
:::throws a bomb and runs::: *picks up bomb that lands by her fott and throws it back, it hits a the back of Iben's head knocking her out and bounces back my Knerys feet*

Knerys: Ah ****.....

[Chicklet]

who's zod? And why is everyone picking on him...I feel like I should be too.....hmmm...*runs up to a stranger that looks like they could be a zod and kicks him where it hurts!!*

[Kyle Katarn]

*The ref (JBond) admonishes Chicklet...but while he is distracted, Kyle comes up behind Zod and nails him with a low blow! Yelling a triumphant "WOOOOOO!" Kyle struts off to get a steel chair....*

[Chicklet]

Does that mean that I kicked the wrong person?

[BlakeAE77]

If you wanna know why everyone's picking on Zod you should check out the "I am General Zod" thread.

*Blake uses his Matrix-style kick and POW!! Zod is knocked onto his knees...*

"Now who's kneeling before who?"

[Chicklet]

and where exactly is that? I know I've seen it somewhere....:confused:

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*The ref (JBond) admonishes Chicklet...but while he is distracted, Kyle comes up behind Zod and nails him with a low blow! Yelling a triumphant "WOOOOOO!" Kyle struts off to get a steel chair....*

:: nails Kyle in the back of the head with his 2x4, knocking him unconscious ::

:applaud:

[Rogue]

*sneaks up behind durden and nails him with a metal trash can lid* :applaud: That'll get his phone ringing!

[tyler_durden]

:: gets up and pushes Rogue to the ground ::

Ha ha!!!!

:: turns to run and smacks into a tree ::

.....owww.....

[Rogue]

*nails durden in the head with a stolen Stop sign* Ooo..do not pass go, do not collect $200. (Don't ask, my flu medicine has made me loopy).

[tyler_durden]

:: grabs a rock and throws it at Rogue, it misses badly and hits Iben in the back of the head ::

Oops....oh well!

:: grabs another rock and throws it at Rogue, hitting her in the foot ::

[Iben]

::: picks up a brick and throws it at tyler's head!:::

[JBond]

*Watches and lets out a small chuckle*

[Iben]

:: throws another one at JBond:::

[JBond]

*Watches and lets out a small groan*

[Iben]

::: sees JBond still standing, throws a huge book at him:::