Fight Thread

[Kitty]

*i get hit hard by the nuclear blast but made a shield for myself, but not for moviefreak. then i run away out the door and says on the way out...*

Kitty: I will be back *******!

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak is hurting pretty bad, he cant walk so he starts to crawl out the door*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MOvieDudeGuy telports out of the Fight Thread

[bbf2]

(everyone on this thread dies a quick and painless death)

I felt like being nice today.

[PlayingGod]

* I walk in expecting a Challenge....*

PlayingGod: Were'd Everyone Go....?

[Kitty]

*comes back in and starts shooting at PlayingGod with huge machine guns*

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kitty
*comes back in and starts shooting at PlayingGod with huge machine guns*

* I Duck behind a peice of debris...*

PlayingGod: I had to open my big mouth didnt I....

* I Pull out my 9mm and get ready for some action *

[Kitty]

*ducks behind a table and puts away machine guns. then i take out a bomerang with little sharp knives on the sides. i throw it to PlayingGod, then it gets stuck in the side of his forehead.*

[PlayingGod]

* I take off my helmet and look at the bommerrang...*

PlayingGod: Thank God i was wearing this...

* I Put back on my helmet and Fire a few rounds at Kitty...then duck back Down *

[Kitty]

*PlayingGod shoots at me and barely misses. then i take out my bazooka (not the bubblegum stupid) and i shoot it at PlayingGod's table where it explodes and bursts into flames.*

[PlayingGod]

* I fly 10 ft. Backwards as the explosion hits me....*

PlayingGod: I'm gonna feel that one in the morning....

* I crawl behind the nearest piece of Debris and reload my 9mm*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy walks out, in Blade gear, then spins and swings his sword at PlayingGod

[PlayingGod]

* I stop MovieDudGuy's Sword mith my 9mm*

PlayingGod: Geez that was close...

* I pull out my other 9mm and fire a shot at MovieDudeGuy *

[Kitty]

*i lightly throw a grenade in-between the two and it explodes in front of them.*

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kitty
*i lightly throw a grenade in-between the two and it explodes in front of them.*


* I fly another 10 Ft. in the opposite direction of MovieDudeGuy*

PlayingGod: This Just Isnt My Day....

* I Pull Myself behind another piece of Debris and put out the little fire that started on my Trench coat....*

PlayingGod: Damit i just got this...Someones gonna pay

*I reload my 9mm's and Run in-between Kitty and MoviedudeGuy ...Fireing at both of them as i run...*

[Kitty]

*gets shot in arm.*
OW! THAT HURT! U WILL DIE NOW!
*i take out a walkie talkie and then i whisper something inside of it. then you hear a large thing walking near here. the ground shakes as it gets closer & closer. then a huge puppy dog that looks like a puppy that Zilla would keep as a pet steps on PlayingGod and MovieDudeGuy.*

[PlayingGod]

* I look up just as the foot comes down...i try to jump away but done get all the way out from under it...*

PlayingGod: AHHHHH....My Legs....

*I look down at my legs and see them beneath the giant monstrosity...*

PlayingGod: Dam you...

*I Twist around and Unload both Clips At Kitty *

[MovieDudeGuy]

Neither Playing God or Kitty realized that my hologram was just there. Now, I shall just simply kick both your asses. Goodbye.

MovieDudeGuy realses Night Monkey, who puts Playing God and Kitty's skull together, melds it, then whacks them with a chicken

[PlayingGod]

((how is that possible...Imstill under the dog thing and Kittys like 20 Ft. Away from me....))

[MovieDudeGuy]

it's Night Monkey, and with him, anything goes. It's the Night Monkey way, yo!

[PlayingGod]

((Well im god....))

* Un-Meld our heads....My Eyes Crackle with lighting and so do my fists... *

PlayingGod: Die Vermin....

* I Shoot Lighting out of my hands Vaporizing Night Monkey *

[MovieDudeGuy]

BUt Night Monkey just comes right back, and with a vengeance. Night MOnkey lights a match throws it toward PlayingGod, then really rapidly farts and flips everyone off, and torches PlayingGod, until he's justa ashes:D

[PlayingGod]

* I reconstrust my frail human body and proceed to pull apart Night Monkey piece by piece*

[Kitty]

*luckily i oddly enough survived from the night monkey thing. then i tell my puppy to take a deadly dump on moviedudeguy and playinggod, which the puppy obediently did. then i left. goodnight everyone!!!!!!!!!!!*

[MovieDudeGuy]

I'm going to bed! GOOOOOOOOODDDDNIGHT!

[Kitty]

*walks in with a samurai sword in hand.*
anyone wanna fight?

[Colorado Cajun]

*sits and watches as everyone beats the crap at of eachother*
This is quite amusing to watch:p

[Kitty]

*steps up to Cajun with samurai sword still in hand*
C'mon Cajun, wanna fight?

[Colorado Cajun]

*looks at Kitty holding the sword and smiles*
I'm a lover not a fighter my dear. *Kiicks Kitty in the shin and pulls out the Sword of the Daywalker*

[Kitty]

why you little...
*holds samurai sowrd in hand and swings it at Cajun, cutting him.*

[Colorado Cajun]

That was my good leather jacket you just cut:mad:
*Takes his sword and nocks Kitty's out of her hand. He looks at Kitty and then tosses his sword down*

[Kitty]

*sees Cajun put down his sword.*
what? u wanna fight the regular way, or are you surrendering?

[Colorado Cajun]

*pulls out Hamtaro and squeezes him*
Surrender or the Ham get sit

[Kitty]

u are evil! i knew it!
*i stand there. then i take out a cloak and i wrap it all around me. i become invisible, then i snatch hamtaro the ham-ham from Cajun's hands, then i kick him where the sun don't shine. then i take off my cloak and bring hamtaro back to safety.*

[Colorado Cajun]

*falls down holding his crotch*
That was low girlie:mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*falls down holding his crotch*
That was low girlie:mad:
*i laugh at him*
silly Cajun, don't mess with Kitty, it only ends up getting u hurt worse than the others :D:D:D

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak enters the room and gets scared so he leaves*

[Kitty]

*steps on Cajun's chest and says...*
Who else wants some!

[PlayingGod]

* I appear in the middle of the room lighting crackling all over my body...*

PlayingGod: Whos Gonna Die First.....?

[Kitty]

u mean who;s gonna kcik ur butt first, which is me!

*i step off of Cajun's chest and i step up to playinggod, then i do some karate techniques*

[PlayingGod]

* As the Katana Comes for me i stick out my had and watch as it goes thru ...And stops at the hilt...*


PlayingGod: Interesting.....

* I yank the Katana out of Kitty's Hands And Bash her across the face with it...*

[Kitty]

hey, u little ***!
*i get a metal tennis racket and i bash it across his back head really really hard.*

[PlayingGod]

* I fall forward as the Tennis Racket hits my head....*

PlayingGod: MUWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....You'll have to do better then that...

* I pull the Katana from my palm and Throw it at Kitty...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

I enter the room, fly over to Playing God, release 1000 Night Monkeys, then, with a hot glue gun, spray him to the floor, and, while the Night Monkeys beat him in, pour cement on his body. I wait a few seconds for it to dry, then smash the cement, causing PlayingGod to fly into little pieces:D Then, each Night Monkey poops on each piece, the poo solidifies, and each piece is trapped! YES! I WIN! You're move

[PlayingGod]

* I reach down from the heavens and Crush MovieDudeGuy's Head....Then I once again reappear in the middle of the room...*

[Kitty]

*i dodge it (wtf is a kantana, i forgot) while doing a couple of flips. then i land on the floor and then i throw a few of those sharp batman things that i stole from his belt at playinggod.*

[PlayingGod]

(Katana is A japanese version of a knife..Curved blade)

* I stop the Batman things in Mid Air...(Matrix all over again...:D)...And send them back at their thrower...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

My head reinflates, I go up to PlayingGod, pull out a sumo wrestler, then shoves PlayingGod's head up the sumo's butt.

[PlayingGod]

* I Disappear ...To reappear behind MovieDudeGuy....I then Thrust My Arm Thru him....*

[Kitty]

*after the batman things go back to me, i do a heap of gymnastics and dodge them. then when playinggod is hitting moviedudeguy, i take out a huge wrench and i hit him upside the head with it.*

[MovieDudeGuy]

I sigh, and the wound turns silvery, and comes back. I then have the sumo fart in PlayingGod's direction, creating a blck hole, which PlayingGod is sucked into.

[PlayingGod]

* As im being sucked into the black hole i stick my arms out and a blinding light a deafening sounds erupt....When all is cler the blck hole i gone and i am floating in mid-air...Lightningis streaking across the room fromt he palms of my hands incinerating anything that it comes in contact with...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

I decide to temporarily leave. Oh, and PlayingGod, you are a worthy competitor, and for that, I salute you.:)

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
I decide to temporarily leave. Oh, and PlayingGod, you are a worthy competitor, and for that, I salute you.:)


You too are a worthy Adverasry...*Salute*

[Kitty]

*while playinggod salutes moviedudeguy, i go behind him and i set him on fire with a fire-shooter thing. his cloak thing catches on fire.*

[PlayingGod]

* I run around trying to put out my Trench Coat...*

PlayingGod: Damit...I just got this thing...Hope you can pay for it...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
* I run around trying to put out my Trench Coat...*

PlayingGod: Damit...I just got this thing...Hope you can pay for it...
why should i? it's ugly anyways
*then i put away the flame-thrower and i sick some cute anime kitties that have little lasers on their backs that only shoot when he is around.*

[PlayingGod]

PlayingGod: I hate cats....

* I blow up the first with a beam from my hands...*

[Kitty]

NO! MR.BIGGLESWORTH!
*i run to playinggod, shielding myself and the kitties from playinggod's lightning blasts, then i go next to him and i throw all over him some burning and stinging alcohol!*

[PlayingGod]

PlayingGod:..Ahh...**** that burns.....

* I take a glass of water and wash off the alcohol...*

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak walks in the room and yells guess whos back and he runs a hits PlayingGod with a broom stick and breaks it...and moviefreak looks at kitty and grabs his shotgun and shoots her in the leg*

[PlayingGod]

PlatingGod: Ahhh....This is not my day...Stupid idiots and their burning alcohol and brooms....

* I aim my hand at MovieFreak then firea beam of lightning at him...*

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak gets hit by the lightnig and yells*

Moviefreak: you stupid ****er that hurt...you will die for that

*Moviefreak gets out his M-16 and starts shooting Playinggod and he then starts shooting him with his .45 handgun and then he throws 2 gernades at PlayingGod*

[PlayingGod]

* right before everything hit me i disappear...to reappear to MovieFreak's left...*

[MovieFreak]

*Moviefreak gets pissed off because he wasted all his bullets, so he runs out the room and grabs a tennis racket and starts beating the **** out of him*

[PlayingGod]

* after being hit 2 times with the racket i catch it in mid air then snap it in two...then i kick MovieFreak in the stomach...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy runs in, goes up to PlayingGod, then, right before he teleports, away, throws toxic waste on his dik!

[HeadHunter]

*See's a random By stander*

*Stands on the feet and pushes them over* :p

[Kitty]

*Takes out of pocket a huge hammer.*
who wants to fight?

[PlayingGod]

* I raise my hand...*

PlayingGod: ME!!!!

[Kitty]

ok then person, let's fight.
*i run towards him and hit him with my huge hammer on the stomach*

[PlayingGod]

* I take a step back as the hammer hits me*

PlayingGod: Thank god wore this giant pillow....

[Kitty]

darn you
*thows punches at playinggod's face raelly hard and fast, kinda like matrix-like.*

[PlayingGod]

PlayingGod: Oww...Owww....Owww...Owww...Owww...Owww...

* After about 7 punches i kick Kitty in the gut....*

[Kitty]

owie, no i'm not surrendering because i wanna get outta here, i just don't wanna fight anymore.
*leaves*

[PlayingGod]

PlayingGod:I AM KING......

* I fall face down on the ground...*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
PlayingGod:I AM KING......

* I fall face down on the ground...*
*runs inside and punches the **** out of his stomach and i throw a few kicks to him in the u-know-where, then when he's laying down on the floor again. then i step out and say...*
I AM THE VICTOR!
*leaves(finally)*

[PlayingGod]

* I stand Up after Kitty leaves...Laughing to myself....*

PlayingGod:Thank god for the old nut cup.....

* I sit down and open a can of Vanilla Coke and drink it down....*

[DragnFire22]

*walks in with twin swords out and ready*
"Aw screw it."
*pushes detonation button on nuke strapped to back*
"See you in H-"
*BOOM!*

[PlayingGod]

* I use my Godly Powers to create a energy shield between me and the blast...*

PlayingGod: Dam that guy ment business...The magic Word is Ment...

[bbf2]

Stop posting in this thread everyone, you're all dead already.

[PlayingGod]

Am not...Im still alive...

[DragnFire22]

Originally posted by bbf2
Stop posting in this thread everyone, you're all dead already.

No, you!:mad:

[Scarlet spidey]

I died but I got cloned again...

[A+]

I'll gladly be dead if it'll help.

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by A+
I'll gladly be dead if it'll help.

*A green beam of energy pierces A+'s chest, and he falls to the ground!*

Kyle: Easy enough! *overhears Scarlet Spidey..."they cloned me again." What?!

*Kyle cuts off Spidey's head*

Kyle: No more clones! Stop the spidey madness! :eek:

[bbf2]

Originally posted by A+
I'll gladly be dead if it'll help.

Yes, it would, thank you.

[Knerys]

*Knerys talks in a hits her insurance carrier over the head with a large chair and walks out*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo decides to help Knerys out, and hits her insurance carrier over the head with a drunken midget...the midget vomits on impact, ruining the carriers clothes*

[PlayingGod]

* PlayingGod Walks into the Room ....Sparks Fly from his skin and Lightning Shoots from his hand incenerating anything it touches....*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Cool! I can sorta do that same thing....wanna pull my finger and see?

[PlayingGod]

Hmmm....Whats up with my rank Frizzo...?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Hmmm....Whats up with my rank Frizzo...? Take a look here (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6526) and all will be answered....and now.....

*Smacks PlayingGod on the head with a lead lined rubber chicken.*

[PlayingGod]

Owww...Thats Smarts...

* Grbs the Rubber Chicken From Frizzo and Starts Beating the **** out of him *

Stupid Clown.....

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle struts into the room*

Hey! You don't just beat on Frizzo, newbie! You need to respect your elders! *gives PlayingGod a HARD chop across the chest!* WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :cool:

[PlayingGod]

* I take a step back and pull up my shirt....*

Damit im gonna have a welt now...

* I aim my hand and shoot lightning towards Kyle Katarn...*

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*Kyle struts into the room*

Hey! You don't just beat on Frizzo, newbie! You need to respect your elders!

Actually, Frizzo is the one "elder" that newbies CAN beat on. In fact, it's almost like an initiation of sorts.

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy walks in, sighs, then releases the dreaded night monkey out, who immediately starts beating the ****e out of PlayingGod.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by bbf2


Actually, Frizzo is the one "elder" that newbies CAN beat on. In fact, it's almost like an initiation of sorts. Actaully, thats true. I don't mind the beating. But I'm no pushover.....I put up a good fight. If you can make it past me, we welcome you to the CS! community.

[PlayingGod]

* I grab the Night Monkey by the neck and proceed to rip its head off....*

[Kitty]

*walks in*

hello ^_^, anyone wanna get beaten up by me today? :D:D:D

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Actaully, thats true. I don't mind the beating. But I'm no pushover.....I put up a good fight. If you can make it past me, we welcome you to the CS! community.

Hahaha, he's just lying because he doesn't feel like being humiliated by a newbie again.

[PlayingGod]

Here you can beat on this Kitty...

* I throw her Night Monkeys Head....*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Here you can beat on this Kitty...

* I throw her Night Monkeys Head....*
uh.......*lightly throws Night Monkeys Head on the side* i think i'll wait until a true opponent that hasn't been decapitated already comes in later......*walks out the door*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by bbf2


Hahaha, he's just lying because he doesn't feel like being humiliated by a newbie again. Hey! Quiet you!

*picks bbf2 up by the scruff on the back of his neck, shoves him a trash can, puts on the lid, and then kicks it down the nearest hill.*

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kitty

uh.......*lightly throws Night Monkeys Head on the side* i think i'll wait until a true opponent that hasn't been decapitated already comes in later......*walks out the door*

Dam...There goes all the fun

* I pull up a chair and Watch Firzzo Beat on bbf2*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by PlayingGod


Dam...There goes all the fun

* I pull up a chair and Watch Firzzo Beat on bbf2* ACctually, I'm done beating on him. I just rolled him down a hill. In order to beat on him some more, I'd have to run to the bottom the hill and intercept him before he got out of the trashcan. That would take work, and effort. I'm too lazy for that.

[Kitty]

*Comes back in with a huge arabian-like sword in my right hand*

i'm back ^_^

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Comes back in with a huge arabian-like sword in my right hand*

i'm back ^_^

YAY!!!! Play Time Begins...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod


YAY!!!! Play Time Begins...
d***, hoping that the clown would challenge me, but oh well.
*Stabs PlayingGod in the gonads with the sword :p*

[PlayingGod]

* I watch as it Bounces off my reinforced Nut CuP....*

Thank God i was wereing that thing....

* I do a back Flip and Land in a traditional Shaolin-Monk Fighting style *

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
* I watch as it Bounces off my reinforced Nut CuP....*

Thank God i was wereing that thing....

* I do a back Flip and Land in a traditional Shaolin-Monk Fighting style *
so ur trying to go all kung-fu style on me are ya? then i know just the thing to do.

*takes out a huge gun and shoots PlayingGod lots of times everywhere on his body*

[PlayingGod]

* I stumble back about 10 ft. blood trickleing down the side of my lip...*

DIE!!!!!!!

* I yell as i shoot a energy beam out of my palm 15 ft. in width at Kitty *

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
* I stumble back about 10 ft. blood trickleing down the side of my lip...*

DIE!!!!!!!

* I yell as i shoot a energy beam out of my palm 15 ft. in width at Kitty *
ah S***.

*Doesn't back out of the way and doesn't get hurt by the beam, having it phase through me (BRB)*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy walks in, and tells Playing God, Kitty, and Co. about the fact that in Hulk , Hulk will be naked :eek: :eek: :eek: Yes, it is true.

[PlayingGod]

I dont give dam cause im probably not going to see it...

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy puts the whipped cream hose in PlayingGod, until he's 2 tons, then I leave.

[PlayingGod]

* I Run on a tred mile till i burn it all of...*

[HeadHunter]

*Walks in with silly string and sprays everyone*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*grabs the can of silly string from HeadHunter, and sprays it down his own pants. Everyone looks at him funny*

What? I like the way it squishes when I walk.

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*grabs the can of silly string from HeadHunter, and sprays it down his own pants. Everyone looks at him funny*

What? I like the way it squishes when I walk.

I am sure you do

*Sticks sharp objects down his pants*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Um...more power to ya with the sharp objects. I'm stickin' with the silly string.

[Rogue]

Here I am..feel free to beat me up.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Here I am..feel free to beat me up. Nah....its no fun when they're willing.

[Rogue]

That could be taken a few ways. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
That could be taken a few ways. ;) And they're all accurate! ;)

[Kitty]

darnit, i always miss the good fights

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
And they're all accurate! ;)

Wow, every single one of them? ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue


Wow, every single one of them? ;) Heh..probably most of them. ;)

[Rogue]

Wow! :o



So, no one wants to fight?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Rogue
Wow! :o



So, no one wants to fight?
*suddenly wakes up from sleeping on the table*

what? did someone say "fight"?

[Colorado Cajun]

*walks in and Powerbombs Kitty through the table*

[Rogue]

Ouch...that's gonna smart in the morning!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*walks in and Powerbombs Kitty through the table*
hey! *gets out of the rubble* that was my fav table!

*throws all sorts of little knives at Colorado Cajun*

[Colorado Cajun]

*dodges some knives and throws a few cards at Kitty*

[Kitty]

*dodges the cards*

well this is a boring way to start a fight. i should heaten things up (wow that was stupid to say)

*takes out flamethrower and uses it on cajun*

[Colorado Cajun]

always having to use weapons you big sissy!
*turns on the hose and soaks Kitty putting out her flamethrower*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
always having to use weapons you big sissy!
*turns on the hose and soaks Kitty putting out her flamethrower*
:mad: SISSY! ARGH! I'LL SHOW YA!

*does all sorts of karate techniques to hurt cajun*

[Colorado Cajun]

*grabs Kitty and spears her through the wall*
That's better a little man to girl action

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo pulls out a folding chair so he can sit down and watch the fight. He starts nibbling on some popcorn, and starts chanting....*

Blood! Blood! I wanna see some blood!!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*grabs Kitty and spears her through the wall*
That's better a little man to girl action

*goes into a fighting stance and says..*

Ok, you can try to beat the crap outta me, but never ever call me a GIRL! i am a young woman!

*starts beating cajun really bad*

[Colorado Cajun]

*tosses Kitty at Frizzo*

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
*Frizzo pulls out a folding chair so he can sit down and watch the fight. He starts nibbling on some popcorn, and starts chanting....*

Blood! Blood! I wanna see some blood!!

*Slits Frizzo's wrists* There BLOOD :p :D

[Rogue]

*smacks Frizzo with a steel chair* I'm going to take my agressions out on someone. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Oh gee..beat up on the Clown. I see how its gonna be.

*Frizzo pulls a pair of rubber chickens connected by a small cord out of his bag*

Prepare to face the wrath of the chicken chucks!!

[Rogue]

*chases Frizzo with her cattle prod...zzzzap*

[Kitty]

hey! little wieners! you forgot about me!

*throws a bomb at them all, i get unhamred when it blows up*

[Rogue]

Kitty, you really should quit throwing smoke bombs..they're making me tear up. ;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Rogue
Kitty, you really should quit throwing smoke bombs..they're making me tear up. ;)
ah who cares?
*stops bomb that was a few feet to the ground and leaves*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
*chases Frizzo with her cattle prod...zzzzap* Oh yeah! Its a good thing for me, I like the cattle prod! Oh yeah, thats it! Give me the juice! *Zzzzzap!* Oh yeah..thats the sweet stuff!

[Rogue]

*grabs Louie* Surrender, or the midget gets it!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
*grabs Louie* Surrender, or the midget gets it! Wait so you think that threatening a midget is going to make me surrender? I torture them all the time on my own...so what difference does it make if you do it instead? Besides, you know that Louie has a thing for you...he'd probably enjoy it if you beat him up a little....

[Rogue]

Damn! I hate it when you're right! *lets Louie go and breaks out her whip* Wa-phish!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Oooo...a whip. Lets make this more interesting...

*Frizzo reaches into his bag o' props, and pulls out a leather dominatrix outfit*

Do you think you could wear this?

[Rogue]

That must be a big bag o'tricks..*cracks her whip* ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Oh yes it is. But you know what they say....its not the size of the bag that counts, its how you use it.

[PlayingGod]

* I Raise myself into a sitting possition and rub my eyes...*

What the hell is going on.....

[HeadHunter]

We are about to destroy each other.....

[PlayingGod]

You Do that ...just dont bother my sleep....http://imbiss-coding.de/smiliez.de/smz/crz/crz_86.gif

[HeadHunter]

*Throws water over him*

[PlayingGod]

Ahhhhh....http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/tweetz/spock.gif

[Rogue]

*cracks her whip again* Wake up everyone! I want a good clean fight!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
*cracks her whip again* Wake up everyone! I want a good clean fight! A good clean fight? Aw man.....when you brought that whip out, I thought maybe you had something dirty in mind...:(

[Rogue]

That's later..duh! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
That's later..duh! ;) Oh yeah...right... (empty your inbox!:p )

[PlayingGod]

* I stand up and pull out 2 ZMGs....And Put on my Trench Coat full of ammo, 9mms, Clips, and gernades...*

im ready...

[Rogue]

*runs through the room with a supersoaker* (Inbox is empty!)

[PlayingGod]

* I take a shot and put a few holes in the supersoakers tank...*

hehe...:D

[Rogue]

*grabs her sawed off shotgun* Hmm..never, ever mess with my Supersoaker! :mad:

[PlayingGod]

:eek: ...S H I T!!!!

* I duck behind some rubble..*

[PlayingGod]

* I pull a Gernade out of my trench coat...*

This should do it....

*with my back to the rubble and Rogue i throw the gernade over the rubble and towards the people standing in the open....After i do that i put my fingers in my ears...*

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Rogue
*cracks her whip again* Wake up everyone! I want a good clean fight!

it is clean i am useing water

[MovieDudeGuy]

as the grenade soars in the air, I pop out, jump in the air, and kick it, sending back at PlayingGod, where it goes in his mouth.

MDGuy: Eat that, newbie. :D

[PlayingGod]

* I spit it out and Kick It Towardshim...*

AHHAHA...I have the detonator for it...:D

* As it lands in the middle of the group i push the button...*

[HeadHunter]

*Starts spraying everyone with silly string*

Die cretins DIE

[MovieDudeGuy]

MDGuy is unaffected by the grenade, but the silly string burns!

AGH! NOW YOU DIE! MDGuy releases Night Monkey, eho starts beating up PlayingGod and HH!

[HeadHunter]

*Kicks the monkey in its little monkey balls*

[MovieDudeGuy]

Night Monkey is unharmed, grabs HH's head, and rips it off, then shoves it up PlayingGod's ass!

[HeadHunter]

EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww

It stinks up here

[PlayingGod]

WTF?!?!?!?!

* Rips Night Monkeys Head off and plays basketball with it....*

[PlayingGod]

*leaves*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
:eek: ...S H * T!!!!

* I duck behind some rubble..* PG, could you do us a favor and not try and fool the censors like that again? Thanks...

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
PG, could you do us a favor and not try and fool the censors like that again? Thanks...

Rigth-O

[Kitty]

i'm back to beat whoever is in here's @$$ up!

[PlayingGod]

after many hours of surgery to get HH's haed out of my @$$ im back

[MovieDudeGuy]

I'm not in now, but I will be soon...

[Kitty]

*comes in wit whip in hand*

[PlayingGod]

* Takes aim from the canopys with a sniper rifle*

*mumbling to self* just alittle more to the right...Perfect

* I take a shot at Kitty *

[Kitty]

*dodges them all*

come over here so i can whip you:D

[PlayingGod]

Scerw that...

* Pulls out a 175mm Machinegun and starts firing...*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Scerw that...

* Pulls out a 175mm Machinegun and starts firing...*
*goes invisible and dodges all of them you hear a voie saying..*

you and your stupid bullets, i prefer to use numcucks

*nomcucks appear in front of pg and i choke him with them while still being invisible*

[PlayingGod]

* Pulls the Numchucks over my head and Tug them from the invisible one...Then i start swinging wildly *

Stupid Invisible peopel and they're invisible attackes....

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
* Pulls the Numchucks over my head and Tug them from the invisible one...Then i start swinging wildly *

Stupid Invisible peopel and they're invisible attackes....

*chuckles* stupid boy

*takes out stun-gun while still being invisible and gets him in the side, and dodges the numcucks at the same time*

[PlayingGod]

Ayyyyy...Actually that felt pretty good...Do it again...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Ayyyyy...Actually that felt pretty good...Do it again...

d***, i'll get you another way

*takes out an eletrical rod and shocks him really bad in the @$$*

[PlayingGod]

Ok that one hurt...

*puts on heat seeing glasses to se you*

Found Ya...

* I Kick you in the shin*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Ok that one hurt...

*puts on heat seeing glasses to se you*

Found Ya...

* I Kick you in the shin*
hehehe, that was an eletrical blanket that had a manakin shaped like me, adios!
*runs out of the place and a bomb goes off blowing off ur legs*

[Rogue]

Some people need to be more inventive if they want a beat down. :rolleyes:

[JBond]

*Bond walks in with crossed arms, does the Mussolini nod, walks out*

[PlayingGod]

* ....Clicks button and hologram disappears...*

[MovieDudeGuy]

goes in, pulls out Night Monkey, then awaits a challenger. And Rouge, I AM inventive. Look back, and you'll see...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
goes in, pulls out Night Monkey, then awaits a challenger. And Rouge, I AM inventive. Look back, and you'll see...

so this is why you wanted me to stay? well if it isn't, then too bad, ur @$$ is mine.

*takes out two samurai swords & goes into a fighting stance*

[PlayingGod]

* Pulls up a chair and opens a can of pepsi*

Aww...This should be good...

[JBond]

...where's my chair?

[PlayingGod]

* Unfolds a chair for JBond *

There ya go..Want a drink?

[Kitty]

*stays still in fighting stance with the two samurai swords waiting for moviedudeguy to move a muscle*

wonder if he's frozen in-between dimensions or something...

[JBond]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
* Unfolds a chair for JBond *

There ya go..Want a drink?

Whadda got?

[PlayingGod]

I Got Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Mikes Hard Lemonade for the older folks....

[MovieDudeGuy]

suddenly, while swinging my own green fire sword in a fan like way, rapidly swinging at Kitty, who blocks all the shots.

MovieDudeGuy: Damn, only one can handle her... NIGHT MONKEY!

NIght Monkey flips off Kitty, then jumps onto her back, and swings at her head, until it's mushy and yuck.

Menawhile, I grab PlayingGod, then have a second, mini Night Monkey climb in PG's dic, and sprays acid on it!:eek: I then cut Kitty in half, down the middle.

Your move.;)

[Kitty]

*turns back to normal thanks to special effects. then irip night monkey into tiny pieces with my samurai swords, then i drink some cream soda (YUM! ^_^)*

[MovieDudeGuy]

I grab the hard lemonade, and drink it down. I then do cheers with JBond, and watch as PlayingGod writhes in agony... ;) :D

[PlayingGod]

* Press a button and my Hologram disappears..*

Damit thats the second one today....

[MovieDudeGuy]

PlayingGod, stop being a badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
PlayingGod, stop being a badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum badum

Stop being a sick **** then and do something i can actually block...

[Kitty]

this is no fun now

*walks out*

[MovieDudeGuy]

yeah, bye...

[MovieDudeGuy]

znyway, I'm sorry, but Rouge wanted originatality. It's always something...:( and PlayingGod, saying the f-word isn't needed, chill out, ensign.

[PlayingGod]

It just pisses me of that you get to control our chars not us....

[JBond]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
znyway, I'm sorry, but Rouge wanted originatality. It's always something...:( and PlayingGod, saying the f-word isn't needed, chill out, ensign.

Who's Rouge?

[MovieDudeGuy]

Hey, I'll stop now. sorry :( Friendly rematch?

[PlayingGod]

http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[Rogue]

Originally posted by JBond


Who's Rouge?


I've been wondering the same thing. ;)

[MovieDudeGuy]

Hmm, Moulin Rouge? Could be...

MDG pulls out his green fire sword, and tells Night Monkey to leave. He then gets ready to fight...

[PlayingGod]

*Pulls out a M-16 and puts a new clip in it *

[MovieDudeGuy]

Uh-oh. Jumps behind a small tree, where my form somehow is hid...

[PlayingGod]

* Fires at the tree*

Why...Wont...You...Die!

[MovieDudeGuy]

Because... I... don't... WANT TO!

I jump at Pgod, swinging my green flame sword!

[Rogue]

*nukes the thread* whoops

[JBond]

http://www.tlio.demon.co.uk/mush.gif

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy comes out of the ashes.

Wow, talk about colorful!;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Aw man....I just got over my last case of radiation poisoning. Damn you! I'll be glowing for months!

[tyler_durden]

::Tyler comes out of his nuclear shelter and bludgeons MovieDudeGuy with his now radio active, super powered, ultimate 2x4. MDG falls to the ground unconcious, bleeding profusely from his head with some weird mutations starting to eat at his brain::

Well, that's an interesting side effect.:D

[PlayingGod]

http://www.boomspeed.com/nightbringer/pg.jpg

*I jump off the floor were i was sleeping...9mm in hand*

Were the Helled my Shirt go...?

[Kitty]

*walks in with a smile on my face and a stun-gun in one hand and a huge sword in the other hand*

[PlayingGod]

Who needs Fighting when you got...Umm....Ah Forget it..

*Levels M-16 at Kitty and opens fire*

[Caroline]

*peeks my head in to see what's going on*

[Kitty]

*dodges them all and then jumps in the air and lands right behind pg. i use my stun-gun on his privates and i jump back to the other side of the room*

[PlayingGod]

God my A$$!!!!

*Turns to Kitty and opens fire again.*

[Kitty]

*dodges it again and throws a stink bomb that goes off immediately in front of pg. i put on a gas mask and i start punching pg*

[PlayingGod]

God it smells like someone farted..Oww...Owww...Oww...Oww...Owww...

*I let her get 4 punches off before i start blocking them and punching back*

[Kitty]

owie, owie...
*jumps away from pg and then i take out a chainsaw and i go running towards pg*

[PlayingGod]

*Turns around and runs like hell*

Oh **** Oh ****....

[Kitty]

*corners pg and then i put the chainsaw against his cheek, and he discovers that it's rubber. i laugh at him and then i take out a bat and i hit him hard in the stomach*

[PlayingGod]

...Ouch...

*I fall on my knees*

[Kitty]

*i laugh some more but then i look at pg who's on his knees on the floor. i kinda feel sorry for him and i bend down*

[PlayingGod]

*Normally i would have head-butted the bat-carrier but i decide no to since shes so cute ;)*

[Kitty]

what? are u going to stop fighting me? well it doesn't matter because i win anyways, so haha!
*walks to a table next to him and i sit down looking at him go around in pain*

[PlayingGod]

Never...Ok Maybe...Ahh I Give up...Stupid Bats...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Never...Ok Maybe...Ahh I Give up...Stupid Bats...
woo! let's go somewhere to eat and then we'll fight later maybe ^_^
*walks out of the trashed up place*

[PlayingGod]

*Follows*