Fight Thread

[Iben]

Well I would like to hurt Grimlock for stomping on me, but Hulk has already done the work for me :D

[tyler_durden]

<Tyler smacks Iben in the back of the head with his 2x4>

I love this thing!!!!!

[Iben]

< okay tyler you're asking for it....Iben smacks tyler with a random blunt object...>

[tyler_durden]

<Tyler picks up a car door from the jeep that blew up earlier and smacks Iben in the face. Then he turns and runs into the forest.>

[Iben]

<You really want me to chase you into the forest eh? Iben throws grenades into the forest so it blows up in flames...>

[Tardumb]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Knerys:
<strong>Fight thread, Frizzo, fight thread. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh yeah..right. Sorry. I got a little carried away...

*Frizzo throws salt in Knerys' eyes, blinding her*

Is that better? :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">hahahahaha!!! that was great Frizzo... :D

[tyler_durden]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>&lt;You really want me to chase you into the forest eh? Iben throws grenades into the forest so it blows up in flames...&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">No, I just had to leave the forums for a while, so I thought that I would hide in the forest.

[Knerys]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Knerys:
<strong>Fight thread, Frizzo, fight thread. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh yeah..right. Sorry. I got a little carried away...

*Frizzo throws salt in Knerys' eyes, blinding her*

Is that better? :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Much!

&lt;Knerys, makes blind swipes for Frizzo, when she suddenly feels a sharp pain in the back of her head&gt;

Iben: Heh, I love these things!

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Grimlock's head comes out of the water.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock am now mad!

Grimlock charges, grabs the Hulk and throw's him in to outer space.&gt;

[TyRoss]

(Unfortunately for Grimlock Hulk manages to springboard off of a passing satelite and plunges back down to Earth landing directly on Grimock and squashing him into a tin plate. Hulk then takes said tin plate puts some salt on it and eats it.)

Crunchy but not good as cookie.

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Unfortunately for the Hulk that was another one of Hound's Holograms. The real Grimlock Charges and Eats the puny Hulk in two bites.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock love Hulk, He tast like chicken.

Grimlock and Hound then Leave for Autobot Headquerters&gt; sorry Ty.

[TyRoss]

(As Grimlock leaves dragging Hulk along behind him (since his teeth couldn't penetrate Hulk's skin) Hulk points out that if they worked together they could go kick everyones butt)

[Elizabeth]

&lt;Liz returns from eating lunch. She walks over to tyler&gt; Hi there! &lt;tyler passes out and hits the floor&gt; Oh, I guess I had too many onions, didn't I? :D

[tyler_durden]

&lt;After he wakes, Tyler grabs his 2x4 and starts searching for his next victim.

[Soccerman]

Suddenly, from the burnt-out ruins of the forest Iben grenaded, Soccerman joins the fray, but there is something different about him...there are metal parts all over him, and it looks like a couple of 20mm cannons are attached to his arms, and he is taller than anyone remembers. As he stomps through the carnage, he crushes various body parts and random faces still lying around in the mud. It seems that he's looking for someone...

Suddenly, his voice booms out:

bbf2! Where are you, punk! I owe you a little payback! Come out, you bomb-wielding coward!!!! :mad: :D :mad: :D

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler charges at Soccerman head on. The two collide, and the epic battle of titans begin. Eventually, Tyler wears Soccerman down. So in a free moment, Tyler seizes his 2x4 and smacks Soccerman in the face, bringing an end to this battle.&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; Then Iben appears and knocks tyler in the head with a baseball bat…”I really missed you tyler” <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> &gt;

[Soccerman]

&lt;As Soccerman dusts himself off from the lucky hit that Ty got in, he turns to Iben:&gt;

Hey, thanks, Iben, I owe you one. Tell you what, if you tell me where bbf2 is, I won't slap you into next week. Waddya say? :)

[tyler_durden]

&lt;While Iben and Soccerman are talking, Tyler nails both of them in the back of the head with his 2x4, rendering them unconscious.&gt;

Tyler: Missed you too Iben! :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<small>[ 04-15-2002, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small>

[Iben]

&lt;Iben is standing with her Bat in one hand, thinking how good it would be to just smack Socccerman, but the thought of him finding bbf2 and beating the crap out of him, makes her think twice. Iben lowers her bat and points in the direction of the woods “sure, he went that way” :) &gt;

[Iben]

&lt; HA!...what a miss tyler, I'm still standing :p &gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler swings the 2x4 through again while Iben is taunting him and nails her in the face.&gt;

Didn't miss that time!

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;tackles Iben Urlacher style and then sits on her&gt;
I'm the one who has the trademark bat ok :p

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys runs up behind tyler and hits him in the back of the head with her fist&gt;

Tyler: ....

Knerys: What? I couldn't find my random blunt object this morning.

[TyRoss]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Soccerman:
<strong>&lt;As Soccerman dusts himself off from the lucky hit that Ty got in, he turns to Iben:&gt;

Hey, thanks, Iben, I owe you one. Tell you what, if you tell me where bbf2 is, I won't slap you into next week. Waddya say? :) </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey I've been staying out of this whole thing don't blame me.

<small>[ 04-15-2002, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: TyRoss ]</small>

[Tardumb]

&lt;sees very large mysterious object in the distant carrying a large gun...yelling..&gt;

very large mysterious object:where you at Tardumb?! you little bastard!

&lt;Tardumb screams like a girl&gt;aaahhhhh! He's not here! he's...over, there!&lt;points towards tyler&gt;

very large mysterious object:thanks, pitiful human&lt;walks by..&gt;

[Optimus Prime]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>(As Grimlock leaves dragging Hulk along behind him (since his teeth couldn't penetrate Hulk's skin) Hulk points out that if they worked together they could go kick everyones butt)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">&lt;Hound and Grimlock like the Hulk's point and the Three team up. They turn around and attack!

Hound: The Green team is ready to rumble!
Hulk: Hulk and Friends ready to Smash!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock Want to Kick Butt!&gt; :cool:
O.K. Ty you and me.

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler searches around for the car door he used earlier. He finds it, picks it up, and goes in search of Rogue. Once he spots her he goes charging up and nails her in the back of the head.&gt;

Tyler: Well, that's not right. I don't usually get to actually hit her and stay conscious. Someone usually attacks from behind in this situation.

&lt;Tyler feels a sharp pain in the back of his head. As he starts to black out he turns to see Rogue standing behind him.&gt;

Rogue: Clones make good decoys!!

[TyRoss]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hound:
<strong>O.K. Ty you and me.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">For the last time I'm staying out of this that's just the Hul..... ah forget it....

(Ty's shield constricts forming a golden skin around him. He glows with an eerie golden light that flashes in his eyes. He faces off against... well everyone.)

You wanna rumble.... we'll rumble.

(Ty sends two beams of golden light out towards tyler and soccerman effectively smashing them into conviently placed trees.)

(Meanwhile Hulk is looking around for a new target)

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Hound provides cover fire for Tyross!

Meanwhile Grimlock joins Hulk in looking for a new target&gt;

[Godzilla]

::STOMP::

The winner!

<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0188640/5" alt="" />

:p

[Knerys]

Ha ha ha...Missed me! :p

[Optimus Prime]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>::STOMP::

The winner!

<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0188640/5" alt="" />

:p </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Godzilla about time you got here.

[Link]

Link decks Hound in the face and then leaves.

<small>[ 04-17-2002, 09:33 AM: Message edited by: Link ]</small>

[Kyle Katarn]

&lt;Godzilla's stomp sends out a shockwave that loosens Kyle's graft&gt;

Kyle: AAAARRRGH!!!!! &lt;Kyle's eyes turn red as he sends out a wave a Dark Force lightning, toppling Godzilla! Kyle then runs up and starts poking Godzilla in the eyes with his lighsaber!&gt;

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Grimlock runs over and grab's Kyle by the arm and throws him into Link!

Grimlock: You O.K. Buddy?
Grimlock helps Hound and Godzilla back to there feet.&gt;

[Soccerman]

&lt;Soccerman picks up the tree he accidentally knocked down and launched it, javelin-style, at TyRoss. It's a PERFECT strike!!!&gt;

Take that, TyRoss!!!

&lt;While Ty sleeps with the fishes, Soccerman resumes his single-minded search.&gt;

Here, bbf2! Here, boy, I'm not gonna hurt you! (much!)

[TyRoss]

(Getting up and tossing the tree aside Ty forms a golden globe..... errrr a sphere not the award statue and kicks it at Soccerman with incredible force. As it hits Soccerman's head it causus said head to beome buried in the dirt.)

Ty: Geez you think with a name like Soccerman he woulda seen that one coming.

[Tardumb]

heh heh...It's been awhile *cracks knuckles and pops neck*

&lt;Pokes Frizzo in the eye and runs&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

*once Tardumb gets about 30 metres away, Frizzo takes out a rifle aims with hiw good eye, and shoots him*

That'll teach you, you bastard.

[Tardumb]

&lt;Tardumb bleeds profusely for a few minutes...then dies&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo runs up to the corpse, takes Tardumb's wallet, and srounges in his pockets for loose change*

What the hell? You've only got three dollars and piece of pocket lint! You bastard!

*Frizzo kicks Tardumb's corpse and commences to urinate on the remains*

[Tardumb]

&lt;nerves cause Tardumb's lifeless leg to kick up and connect with Frizzo's testicles&gt;

Frizzo: eeeeeeuuuuuuuhhhhh...*thump*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo keels over and grabs his crotch*

Oww..... *wincing in pain* he got me right in the giblets.....

[Knerys]

&lt;hit Frizzo in the back with a chair while he is distracted by his agony&gt;

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;sneaks up behing Knerys and pantses her&gt;
Sorry I couldn't hit a lady so I had to have some other fun

[Tardumb]

&lt;Resurrects..?&gt;

I can CC!

&lt;Hits Cajun with a right hook&gt;

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;turns and smiles at Tardumb psychotically before tackling him through the wall&gt;

You hit like a girl but you look like Richard Simmons :p

[Tardumb]

Really? Am I that fit?

&lt;Grabs brick from fallen wall and smashes it on Cajun's head&gt;

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;tosses Tar into the cement mixer&gt;
dude he's actually pretty flabby and shiny

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys charges Cajun and knocks hiom into the mixer as well&gt;

Actually he's not really that skinny.

[Tardumb]

You bastard! I'm not shiny! Ya, that a way Knerys! Look who's got my back TWIN

&lt;rolls out of mixer as a boulder&gt;

<small>[ 06-06-2002, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]</small>

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;climbs out of the mixer and freezes into a statue&gt;

Yeah see how I was a gentleman and didn't hit her, but the first chance she got she trys to kill me

[Knerys]

What? I hold no alliances here.

&lt;knocks Tardumb back into the mixer as he tries to climb out&gt;

See!

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;waits while a woodpecker works on setting him free by chipping away on the cement&gt;

[Tardumb]

Ya Cajun, pulling her pants was very noble of you! :rolleyes:

I could always jump up and down on your brain Knerys, if you're not nice... :mad: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Knerys]

&lt;knocks Tardumb back into the mixer&gt;

I hid my brain remember. Frizzo still hiding out in there.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;still waits&gt;
Anyone have a jackhammer or something? It's hard to breathe in here

[Tardumb]

I'd help ya, but I'm stuck too...

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys pull out her jack hammer and starting hammering the cement, removing Cajuns arm in the process&gt;

Oops...sorry :o

[Colorado Cajun]

thanks but I still can't breathe :p

[Knerys]

Toss cajun a oyxgen mask

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;walks over to Knerys and chokes her with his bare hands&gt;
Well since my nice ways almost got me killed I've decided to not be a gentleman anymore
&lt;pokes her in the eyes&gt;

[JBond]

Fighting's bad

[Rogue]

&lt;shoots Jibbsy with his water pistol&gt; But it's fun! :p

[JBond]

That's not a water pistol, it's black licorice.

[Knerys]

Water pistol? That's weak.

&lt;Sprays Jibbs with her fire hose&gt;

<small>[ 06-06-2002, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: Knerys ]</small>

[Rogue]

&lt;dives out of the way of the hose&gt; That's gonna leave a mark!

[JBond]

Funny, many tell me I should be hosed down, but none have actually tried it.

[Rogue]

Don't make me superglue you again! (You need to smile!!) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Tardumb]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Fighting's bad</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You started it! Seriously...

[JBond]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Tardumb:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Fighting's bad</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You started it! Seriously...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You can't prove that

[Tardumb]

Um, Yes, I can...

Once upon a time there was a thread created by Jedi knight called The Fight Thread...or Room...not sure, something like that. Anyway it was very simple, it's one big brawl where you beat each other up in many weird ways . It represents the time when many threads had role playing by many posters which was one thing that made CS so special at the time...ironic because it is just a violant and somewhat immature thread I will start with what it was kind of like...

&lt;JBond picks up a chair and hits Frizzo over the head while he's eating a sandwich&gt;

[JBond]

I've never seen that before in my life.

[Tardumb]

Oh..well my mistake then...

[A+]

A+ beats the heads of Bond and Tardumb together so they both see some sense.

[Rogue]

&lt;hits A+ with a steel chair&gt; That wasn't nice of you to do to my friends! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler picks up his trusty 2x4 and nails Rogue and A+ in the back of the head.&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; Iben picks up a broken bottle and hits tyler in the back of the head. &gt;

[S.A.M.G.]

S.A.M.G. wanders in, notices the carnage for the first time, and leaves.

He returns with a loaded M-16 with grenade launcher, and begins to fire mercilessly on Iben. "Hitting people from behind is not nice."

[A+]

&lt;A+ goes to thank Iben for being such a fair fighter, but receives a cheeky boot to the groin for his troubles. Rogue kicks him while down after pulling herself up from the ground. A+ should not have made the mistake of messing with her lov... I mean friends&gt;

[Kyle Katarn]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hound:
<strong>&lt;Grimlock runs over and grab's Kyle by the arm and throws him into Link!
&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Link and Kyle start to duel, Lightsaber to Master Sword, but Navi keeps distracting Link with her advice!

Navi: Duck!

&lt;Link ducks, and Kyle kicks him in the face&gt;

Navi: Jump!

&lt;Link jumps, and Kyle flies up and hits him in the head with the hilt of his saber!?

Navi: Parry right!

&lt;Link starts to parry right...then starts chasing Navi with his sword while Kyle rolls around laughing...&gt;

[Tardumb]

&lt;ignites orange lightsaber&gt; *vrrrshh* &lt;stares Kyle in the eye&gt; Master...You have taught me well...perhaps, too well...My skills have surpassed even yours! &lt;moves toward Kyle swiftly and strikes first...lightsabers clashing with the force of lightning...the battle has begun&gt;

<small>[ 06-09-2002, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]</small>

[Kyle Katarn]

Tardumb: Once I was a learner, you little rat-b*****d, now I am the master!

Kyle: Only a master of evil! Your @$$ is grass!

&lt;as Duel of the Fates blares, Master and Padawan fight at blinding speed! Tardumb goes high, but Kyle blocks and tries to sweep Tardumb's feet from under him. Tardumb leaps and brings his saber down, missing Kyle's face by inches! The sabers lock, green on orange...&gt;

Tardumb: Your powers are weak, old man!

Kyle: You forget...I've yet to share with you the teachings of Master Ric Flair!

Tardumb: Wha??? &lt;A Force-thrown rock comes up from the ground, catching Tardumb between the legs! Tardumb doubles over in pain!&gt;

[Olorin]

Olorin runs into the corner and scratches his neck with the heel of his foot. He then begins to chew an iceberg, but is interrupted when a huge ship barges in (no pun intended). Olorin eats half the passengers, and makes the survivors swear that the ship "sunk".

[bbf2]

(Suddenly, the fighting stops and there is peace on earth)

[J Diddy]

The Sweeny is one of thoses lucky survivors of the ship incident, as soon as Olorin turn around to walk off he kicks him in the ass really hard and runs away before anyone can get him.

[Elizabeth]

Liz trips the_sweeney who is running and then begins to dump ice cubes down Olorin's back. A few of the ice cubes go down his pants and Olorin screams like a little girl!

[Rogue]

*girly shriek* Uh oh! Liz has ice!! *runs away*

[Elizabeth]

Liz has an evil grin on her face as she chases after Rogue with some ice. Unfortunately, some of the ice starts to melt and Liz falls, tackling Rogue.

[Rogue]

Uh oh!! At least I didn't get ice! :D

[Elizabeth]

Just for that... Liz picks up a half-melted ice cube and puts it down Rogue's back!

[Madness]

(Madness walks in and sees that in his absense CS has completely lost it and created a thread for
fighting one another. This fills Madness with a great sadness and he sits in a corner in the fetal position slashing his wrists.)

[Iben]

&lt;Iben picks up a chair and hits Madness in the head while he’s sitting defenceless in the corner.&gt;

[Elizabeth]

Liz throws a piece of ice that bounces off Madness' head and down Iben's back.

[Madness]

(Madness sees how much fun Rogue and Elizabeth are having he gets in on the fun and slides an icecube down Rogues front.)

Rogue- MADNESS!!!

Madness- Oh don't worry, let me get that....(Madness shoves his hand down Rogues top searching for the elusive icecube.)

Ahhh, it's good to be back.......

[Rogue]

*ties Liz up in the corner so she can't ice people anymore* :p

[JBond]

&lt;puts Madness' head in a vise&gt;

Now for every wrong answer you give, I give this a one half crank and your head slowly gets smooshed...for ever RIGHT answer it is only turned a quarter turn...

[Madness]

(Madness sees this is a thread to be reckoned and pulls out the rusty chainsaw)

Alright, light meat or dark, bloody,mangled to ***** dark meat......Either way, tonight I eat!!!....

[Elizabeth]

Liz chews through the ropes, spitting them at various people around the room.

[Rogue]

Chewing through ropes!! I think she's gone wild, ladies and gentlemen. *runs from Liz*

[Tardumb]

&lt;sees Jibbs cranking Madnesses head in the vice while Tardumb jumps rope&gt;

Tardumb: 99 monkeys jumpin on the bed, one fell off...&lt;grabs sledgehammer and walks up behind Jibbs&gt;...and BUMPED HIS HEAD! &lt;hits Jibbs in head with sledgehammer...Jibbs bleeds..alot&gt;

[Rogue]

*turns the fire hose on Tardumb* That wasn't nice! The sight of blood makes me sick. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Elizabeth]

Liz chases Rogue with silly string! As a matter of fact, I already AM crazy! Not to mention, Madness' presence is helping.

[JBond]

Ouch.........I.....Tangy I....&lt;dies&gt;

[Iben]

Iben gets in the middle with a whip...NOW BE NICE! :mad:

[JBond]

&lt;comes back to life 3 days later&gt;

Damn...I need some coffee....

[Rogue]

*sprays Liz with a can of silly string* Take that! :D

[Elizabeth]

Liz gives Iben a face-full of silly string and runs away.

[Tardumb]

&lt;gets all wet from Rogue...spraying him that is!&gt;

*thinking to self* oh ***** I killed Jibbs, Rogue's gonna hurt me really bad...what do I do?!

Rogue: WHO KILLED MY BABY?! :mad:

Iben: Ummm... :rolleyes:

Liz: Uhhhh... :rolleyes:

&lt;Madness is over chewing on a shoe&gt;

Tardumb: It was....ehhhh...Madness! Look! He has JBond's missing shoe!

[Rogue]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Tardumb:
Rogue: WHO KILLED MY BABY?! :mad: </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I didn't know I was pregnant. :p

[JBond]

He can keep my shoe...

&lt;points at Tardumb&gt;

YOU!! I came back from the dead for one reason! To kill you and reunite with my wife, ah two reasons!

&lt;Drags Tardumb to the vise&gt;

Tardumb: Hehe, my head in a vise can't hurt too much!

JBond: Who said I was putting you're head in there...

Tardumb: AH!

[Tardumb]

Oh, so now you "didn't know"...before it was, "couldn't help myself", and before that is was "what are you waiting for"...Women! :rolleyes:

[Elizabeth]

Liz kicks Tardumb in the... shins.

[Rogue]

*pokes Tardumb in the eyes* Be nice! *cracks her whip*

[Tardumb]

&lt;drops to knees from Liz's kick&gt;

Owwww!!

&lt;Rogue pokes Tardumb in eye and he lays down in pain clutching his eye&gt;

Ahhhhh!!

&lt;gets lashed by whip&gt;

Sonuvab*tch!!

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys grabs some popcorn and watches the mayhem insue&gt;

[Rogue]

*cracks her whip* That's what you get!

[Tardumb]

Owww! It hurts, please stop! Plea-Wait a minute...Do it one more time &lt;cracks whip&gt; Ohh! I like it! heh...More!

[Rogue]

*hands her whip to Madness* Why don't you take over for now, I'm sure Tardumb will like that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[JBond]

Hey isn't that my whip <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Tardumb]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Hey isn't that my whip <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Whatchu talkin 'bout Willis?!

[tyler_durden]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Knerys:
<strong>&lt;Knerys grabs some popcorn and watches the mayhem insue&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">&lt;Tyler starts shooting fireworks at Knerys, and laughs while she tries to avoid all of the incoming rockets.&gt;

[Soccerman]

(Grabs popcorn Knerys dropped while dodging rockets)

Hey, look at this...popcorn! This'll hit the spot!

(Starts munching)

[Madness]

(During all the distractions, Madness gets his head out of the vice and puts in his "other" head....)

Ooo man, this is really tight!! Hehhe, alright <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ...........

[A+]

A+ tightens the vice, but it appears to already be closed. Hmmm, can't have been much in there to start with. :D

[J Diddy]

The Sweeny sneeks up from behind A+ calls him a tart and just plants his fellow Brit right on the back of his head, "Your Nicked"

[Rock4EverRapNever]

rock4everrapnever grabs a keyboard and busts it over the_sweeneys head

[Oj]

[Oj walks into the room and is immediately hit in the head by a large chunk of the keyboard. He falls over, unconscious.]

<small>[ 06-10-2002, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: Oj ]</small>

[Madness]

(Madness pulls out his flattened penis from the vice.)

Madness- What the?!?! ARRGH!!! I was planning on using that you know?!?!?

(Madness picks up the vice, one-handed, and swipes it across A+'s face knocking out several teeth, his lower jaw and some of his skull. A+ falls to the floor bleeding profusely.)

Madness- I guess you got an F in Psychology 101, Never mess with a man's jewels!!! But it so happens I got an A+ in anger management, and I've just the solution to thicken up my deflated member, of course it would require the services of your toothless mouth.......Any objections???

A+- (Inaudible gurgling)......

Madness- I thought not. Now, lets get started, hehehe..............

[Kyle Katarn]

&lt;Kyle walks in, sees the scene with Madness, and runs away screaming like a little girl!&gt; :D

[Madness]

Hey girlie, you didn't see *****, a'ight?!?! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> .............

[Tardumb]

&lt;sees A+ doing his "duty" for Madness as he walk in...&gt;

Holy ***** what in the f-...Wait a second, how in the hell did he..AHHHHHH!!!

&lt;throws pocket knife at Madness, sticking him in the right breast&gt;

[Oj]

[Oj wakes up as Madness is hovering over him, blood slowly seeping from the stab wound; landing on Oj's face. Scared stiff, he pretends he is still knocked out.]

<small>[ 06-10-2002, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: Oj ]</small>

[Madness]

(Madness pulls out the blade from his chest, stares at it for a moment, then takes a bite out of the blade, chews and swallows.)

Madness- Mmmm, plenty of iron. Now, why would you do something like that?? You obviously wanted my attetion. Well, you got it. So, what do you plan on doing with it???

(Launches the remainder of the blade squarely into Tardumbs foot as he tries to escape. Tardumb reaches down wincing in pain and looks up into the barrel of Madness' gun pointed straight at his head.)

I hope you can swim kid cause tonight, you sleep with the fishes!!...Hehehe....BANG!!!!

[Kyle Katarn]

&lt;The bullet stops in midair, held in place by the Force!&gt;

Kyle: No one messes with my Padawan! &lt;sends the bullet between Madness' eyes!&gt;

Kyle: Well, that was easy! &lt;turns around, unaware of Madness rising, a-la Michael Myers!&gt;

&lt;Madness leaps at Kyle, but Kyle avoids him and empties the power cell of his blaster into Madness!&gt;

Kyle: ...whew!

&lt;Madness rises again!&gt;

Kyle: Holy s***!!!!!!!

&lt;Tardumb flies in and runs over Madness with a speeder...then backs over him...then runs over him again!&gt;

Kyle: Hee hee hee!

&lt;The 2 Jedi turn around....and Madness gets up AGAIN!&gt;

<small>[ 06-10-2002, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Kyle Katarn ]</small>

[Tardumb]

WOOOOOOOO!! Us Jedi mofo's are back in business!

&lt;ignites lightsaber...notices Madness coming to after being shot AND ran over&gt;

Ohh screw that!

&lt;hides behind couch&gt;

<small>[ 06-10-2002, 11:46 PM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]</small>

[Oj]

[Once again Oj opens his eyes, just as Madness is rising from the ground. Running towards him, he throws his shoulder into Madness's chest, knocking him into a Coke machine. The force of the impact knocks the Coke macine over, face-first onto Madness.]

Hope you were thirsty. Mwahahahahaha. Haha. Hehe. Oh, good times, good times.

<small>[ 06-10-2002, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: Oj ]</small>

[Madness]

(Madness guzzles down the entire coke machine, burps, and lifts the machine up over his head.)

Madness- Man, thanks you guys I needed a drink. Now that I've been replenished, who wants to play cacth?? Anyone??? How 'bout you Oj?? No?? Ah well, this is getting heavy so here...

(Madness launches the machine at Oj.

Oj- Well, I out ran murder charges...(Oj begins to run, the machine falls 2 feet short of cruching him.) HA!! Sucker.....Uh oh!!

(Madness still holding a can of coke whips it at Oj's head. It becomes lodged in his forehead.)

Madness- Man, you've really got coke on the brain huh?? Get it!!! COKE!! BRAIN!!........

Ah screw it, someone hand me some methdrine.........

[A+]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>Hey girlie, you didn't see *****, a'ight?!?! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> .............</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's cos there ain't nothing to see, aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!

[A+]

&lt;A+ feels much rage at first have it suggested that he has been forced to perform certain acts on a micropscopic worm, and secondly that all his favourite threads have been closed, and in two of them the last posts in them were his. He just can't take it any more any presses the detonation device attached to the napalm which he thought really went with his outfit today. Joy!!!! Nirvana at last!!!!!!!!!!&gt;

[Kyle Katarn]

&lt;Kyle wipes A+'s guts off his boots...&gt;

[Oj]

[Luckily, the Coke from Madness only did damage to Oj's frontal lobe. He now has no emotions at all; a guiltless killing machine. With a blank stare, he walks away into the shadows...]

<small>[ 06-11-2002, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: Oj ]</small>

[Hank Scorpio]

*Hank walks in and sees all of the carnage. Not knowing who to attack he simply turns around and leaves.*

[Madness]

(Madness stands with a chainsaw in one hand, and can of coke in another, and a vice in yet another hand!!! (dont ask), and looks around the empty thread.)

Madness- Hmmm, seemed to have scared off all the competition, there's no one left to fight!!! (Suddenly Madness' voice changes pitch and what seems like another person is speaking.) Oh, sure there is!! (Madness' hand flies into his face with the vice and knocks him out cold.)

Madness-......Ow!! (Madness gets up and shakes off the pain. Just then he starts mashing himself in the head with the coke can.) Alright, that's it!!!!! (Madness takes the chainsaw to his arm and saws it off. Horrible spurts of blood pour out of the wound.)

Madness- There!!! That oughta show ya!! (Just then, Madness' severed arm comes to life, jumps at his neck and begins to choke him.)...Gak!! (Cough) OK....this is getting weird.......

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: Madness ]</small>

[TyRoss]

At the far end of the field two silhouettes can be seen. They stride forward with much purpose and a sense of competence. It is KYLE and TYROSS both in their Jedi robes. The duo come into the midst of the melee and ignite their lightsabres. Taking up an en guard position they face the madness.

Ty: Stand back people we've done this before.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Geez...there goes Kyle and Ty...showing off again!

[Madness]

(Madness quits fooling around, shoves his severed arm back into it's stub, does some stretches and revs up the chainsaw.)

Alright b1tch boys, lets dance :cool: ..........

[tyler_durden]

Hmmm...let's see...they have chainsaws and lightsabers and all I have is my 2x4. So in that case....

&lt;Tyler sprints off and finds Iben. He runs up behind her and nails her in the back of the head with his 2x4&gt;

Even attacking Iben seems much safer than the battle that was begining over there. :D

[Soccerman]

After finishing some DAMN GOOD popcorn, picks up a rather large piece of the 2x4 that Tyler used on Iben's head...)

Ah, excellent, I needed a toothpick. Oh, wait a minute...

(Stabs Tyler through the heart with it)

That ought to do it. Hey, Iben, need a hand getting up?

(Iben kicks Soccerman in the face as he bends down to help her. She jumps up and kicks him in the face again for good measure.)

No, thanks! And I had Tyler RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HIM! Why did you have to interfere? WHYYYYYYY???!!!??!?!?!?!!

[Iben]

&lt;After kicking Soccerman, Iben makes sure tyler isn’t moving as she places her baseball bat in his head&gt;

[The Insider]

Okay! Time to GET NASTY!

* The Insider sets up a giant laser, as JBond and Frizzo quietly walk in... both suspect NOTHING! Too bad for them HAHHAHAHAH!!! Ahem... sorry <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> *
<img src="http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/lurkcannon.gif" alt="" />

* The Insider quickly runs through the room. Suddenly, he spots Olorin walking by, and The Insider aims his flamethrower *
<img src="http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/flamethrower.gif" alt="" />
* but Olorin manages to "dodge" the flame. But before Olorin has the chance to retaliate, The Insider grabs his machine gun. This time, The Insider doesn´t miss!
<img src="http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/uzi2.gif" alt="" />

* But what is this? OH MY GOD! It´s LOTR and Spidermanfan77 together! This is gonna be tough!
The Insider focuses his immediate attention on Spidermanfan77, he activates his cloaking device, which renders him invisible. He then quietly approaches Spidermanfan77 and deactivates the cloaking device *

The Insider: "Spidermanfan77, long time no see! Hey, do you know what you call a KGB-agent who can crawl on walls?"
S77: "Er... dunno?"
The Insider: "A Spie-der... Spie... der... geddit?"

* The joke is so increndibly bad, that Spidermanfan77´s brain can´t comprehend the stupidness of the joke, and his body explodes in a huge nuclear explosion *
<img src="http://www.dabros.com/images/morganscorpion/nuke24.gif" alt="" />

* The Insider realizes how effective his joke was, and decides to use a similar tactic to finish off LOTR *

The Insider: "Yo LOTR! Or should I call you LORT? (this joke will probably only be understood by people who come from Denmark)"
LOTR: "Yeah?"
The Insider: "The fellowship were taking a nap, when Aragorn awoke to find Gimli (the dwarf) dead. Apparently, Gimli had tripped over his own axe and thereby killed himself! Do you know what Aragorn said when he discovered this?"
LOTR: "Er... bad break?"
The Insider: "Looks like he had himself an axe-ident! HAHA! Geddit? Axe-ident... accident!"

* LOTR doesn´t seem to react to the joke. Maybe it was too incomprehensible, so The Insider decides to use a more basic method of killing... he just shoots him <img src="http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/2gunsfiring.gif" alt="" /> *

* Now, there´s only one last person to defeat: Iben! The Insider jumps through the air, aims his rocket launcher and FIRES! *
<img src="http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/rocketlauncher.gif" alt="" />
:( (yeah right... as if I could make myself kill a woman... )

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: The Insider ]</small>

[Iben]

HAAHAHA! LOL, Insider! :D

[A+]

A+ is impressed with the firepower and special effects. He begins a slow clap in honour of the Insider.

[A+]

Could I BE arsing this up more!

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: A+ ]</small>

[A+]

Freakin' slow connections and double posts!!! :mad:

[tyler_durden]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>&lt;After kicking Soccerman, Iben makes sure tyler isn’t moving as she places her baseball bat in his head&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">&lt;To Iben's amazement, the bat easily goes through Tyler's head with no resistance. Tyler then gets up, grabs the bat, and nails Iben in the gut.&gt;

I am just an imaginary person, you can't kill me that easily. You can beat the ***** out of me, but you can't kill me, not like that anyway....

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small>

[tyler_durden]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Soccerman:
<strong>After finishing some DAMN GOOD popcorn, picks up a rather large piece of the 2x4 that Tyler used on Iben's head...)

Ah, excellent, I needed a toothpick. Oh, wait a minute...

(Stabs Tyler through the heart with it)

That ought to do it. Hey, Iben, need a hand getting up?

(Iben kicks Soccerman in the face as he bends down to help her. She jumps up and kicks him in the face again for good measure.)

No, thanks! And I had Tyler RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HIM! Why did you have to interfere? WHYYYYYYY???!!!??!?!?!?!!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">&lt;Tyler then runs over to soccerman and starts kicking and punching him. He then grabs his 2x4 and smacks him across the face.&gt;

You can't kill me....(see above :D )

[Madness]

Can't kill Mr. Durden, eh?? Hehe, we'll see about that.......

(Madness throws on some razor sharp brass knuckles and begins getting to work on Tyler, beating him like he were tenderinzing meat. Tyler becomes a bloody mess, swollen eyes, gashed open cheeks...)

Tyler- (Cough) Ish dat all you got?? Haha...

Madness- Nope. I'm just getting warmed up.

(More beatings)

Tyler- HA!! I could do thish all day....(cough, gak)

Madness- (Pant) What a co-inkydink, me too!!!

(Yet even more beatings, Tyler's become an indistinguishable mass of bloody flesh, glistening red.)

Tyler- Is that all you got, asylum-boy??

Madness- (Pant, pant) Nah, I still got some reserves....

(And so on and so on.....)

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 08:22 AM: Message edited by: Madness ]</small>

[tyler_durden]

You better bring more than that, Madness, because when you wake up tomorrow, you won't even see a mark. Maybe I am really just a figment of your imagination, which would mean that you could mutilate me all you want, then the next day I will be back to normal and you could do it all over again. It's your sick and twisted mind that created me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

[Madness]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<strong> It's your sick and twisted mind that created me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(Gasp) I knew it!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

If I wake up at a different time in a different place, could I wake up as a different person?....... What d'you think Tyler??....Uh Tyler, is that your blood??

Tyler- Most of it, yah....

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: Madness ]</small>

[tyler_durden]

Well, I am mostly okay, so I will be back tomorrow for another round! :D

[Tardumb]

Hey, TyRoss and Kyle are going into battle without me! Those bastards! I'll show them!
&lt;ignites lightsaber and runs to catch up to Master Ty and Master Kyle&gt;

[Elizabeth]

&lt;Liz trips Tardumb, who falls on his ignited lightsaber&gt;

[Rogue]

*watches Tardumb fall* Ouch! That's gonna hurt in the morning! *throws a water ballon at Liz*

[JBond]

*throws a water balloon at Rogue*

[Knerys]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ!!! &lt;Commences throwing 20 water balloons at her to celebrate&gt;

[Knerys]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>*throws a water balloon at Rogue*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Fire Hose people, Fire Hose!

&lt;Unleashes hose on Rogue&gt;

[JBond]

*watches Rogue fly back from force of water*

Wow, she flew right outta der!

[Rogue]

*jumps out of the way of the water and pelts Knerys with water ballons*

[Knerys]

&lt;Re adjust the hose a takes aim.&gt;

Yeah she really did there, didn't she Jibbs.

[Rogue]

You guys are ganging up on me! *flies into the wall and cracks her head* Owww..

[Elizabeth]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Knerys:
<strong>HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ!!! &lt;Commences throwing 20 water balloons at her to celebrate&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">GAAAAAH! Watch the sunburn! &lt;Liz throws cake at Knerys. Half of it ends up hitting Rogue and the other half on Knerys&gt;

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;drives in in a fire truck and parks it between Rogue and the others&gt;

Never fear Cajun is here

[JBond]

&lt;looks at Knerys and presses button&gt;

JBond: Bwahahahaha!

&lt;trap door falls under Bond and he falls&gt;

Knerys: Heh heh!

&lt;Trap door under Knerys falls&gt;

[Rogue]

*lays on the ground bleeding, soaking wet and covered in birthday cake*

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys aims the hose at Liz&gt;

Knerys: Now for the traditional CS! Birthday shower!

Liz: What that's not tradition!

Knerys: It is now! &lt;spray Liz&gt;

[JBond]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>*lays on the ground bleeding, soaking wet and covered in birthday cake*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Mmmm, cake *sluuurp*

<small>[ 06-14-2002, 01:15 AM: Message edited by: JBond ]</small>

[Elizabeth]

&lt;Liz slaps Knerys through the face with her wet hair&gt; That'll leave a mark!

[Rogue]

*sits up, confused*

Where am I?

*passes out*

[Hank Scorpio]

<img src="http://globex.frinky.com/images/framegrabs/grab4.jpg" alt="" />

*Meanwhile, back at the Globex Corporation.*

Fools, with the press of a single button I could eliminate them all. Ah nuts to it, I think I'll go take a nap in my hammock.

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;gets mad because everyonr ignores him and his cool truck, so he runs over everyone&gt;
Squish! Splat!

[Elizabeth]

Wakey wakey, Rogue! &lt;Liz wrings her wet hair out on top of Rogue&gt; Is it cold enough for ya? :D

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys dodges Liz next attack by falling through the afore memtioned trap door&gt;

Ouch!! My butt!

[Rogue]

*wakes up groggy* Why am I all wet?? And covered in icing?

[Elizabeth]

Aren't we a pretty picture, all soaked and covered in icing. I'm glad Frizzo isn't here right now!! &lt;Liz trips in icing and hits the ground&gt;

[Rogue]

*tries to stand up but slips and falls again* Ouch, damnit! This is beginning to hurt.

[Elizabeth]

Liz tries to help Rogue stand up, but Liz slips in more icing, causing Rogue and herself to fall, knocking over Knerys at the same time.

[Knerys]

Knerys spin around tripping Liz in the process in her vain attempt to stand.

[JBond]

This place has turned into the I Love Lucy set

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys regains her balance and clothlines Bond&gt;

[Elizabeth]

Liz throws a piece of cake in Jibbs' face

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;stands around looking confused&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys runs over and clothlines Cajun&gt;

<small>[ 06-14-2002, 01:49 AM: Message edited by: Knerys ]</small>

[Rogue]

*looks around and starts laughing* This is hilarious..

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it is rather crazy!

[Hank Scorpio]

*Hank runs into the room and clothlines Knerys.*

What have I done?

*Hank makes for the door.*

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;nails Knerys with a Rockbottom&gt;

Strings up some Sweet Chinmusic for Rogue

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys grabs the hose and turns it on Hank&gt;

[Knerys]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>&lt;nails Knerys with a Rockbottom&gt;

Strings up some Sweet Chinmusic for Rogue</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">&lt;Does a round house kick knocking Cajun in the head flipping him over&gt;

[Colorado Cajun]

damn I should've never messed with a kickboxer

*rubs his swollen jaw*

[Hank Scorpio]

*Hank is now dripping wet. Using this to his advantage Hank slides across the floor and does a soccer style kick to Knerys.*

Hey, it worked.

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys flipps over landing on her back&gt;

Ooh, that felt bad. &lt;passes out&gt;

[JBond]

&lt;Watches 5-6 people fight and slooowly tries to sneak by without being detected <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> &gt;

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;Hits Hank with Sweet Chinmusic&gt;
Wher's Kyle when the old school wrestling is going down? :D

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys comes to and sees Cajun fighting with Hank, as she gets the hose working again it flies out of control knocking JBond in the head&gt;

Oops, sorry.

[JBond]

Doh!

&lt;falls over unconcious&gt;

[Hank Scorpio]

*Hank is now seeing double after the Sweet Chin Music.*

Woah, there are two Cajuns.

*Hank gets a running start and jumps into the air. He has both legs fully extended to do a double kick. Not realizing he is seeing double Hank instead does a head scissors on Cajun.*

Ow, my crotch!

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;Takes off his football helmet&gt;
That's what I call Ahhhhh Nuts

[JBond]

&lt;takes helmet from Cajun and hits him over the head with it&gt;

I guess he learned the hard way! Haha.....heh...... :confused:

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler grabs his 2x4 and hits JBond in the back of the head, knocking his unconscious&gt;

Where's your big tough wifey now, Bond!!!

&lt;Tyler feels a sharp pain in the back of his head and suddenly starts to go unconscious. As he falls the last image that he see is that of Rogue standing over him with a random blunt object.&gt;

[A+]

&lt;A+ enquires as to whether this blunt object might feature in the video Rogue's so keen to make, but Rogue doesn't want to answer. Instead she picks up one of the empty champagne bottles sitting nearby, smashes it using Tyler's head and lunges towards A+.&gt;

Ow <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
&lt;Hits Hank with Sweet Chinmusic&gt;
Wher's Kyle when the old school wrestling is going down? :D

*Kyle nails Cajun with a flying chop from the top rope from behind...*

Kyle: *turns around and starts strutting* WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Cajun kicks Kyle downstairs*

Kyle: ...WOOoooooooooooo!!!!:eek:

[Iben]

::Iben takes a chair and nails Kyle in the back of his head:: :D

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle gets up, dazed, and swings a punch around...but stops it before it connects when he sees it's Iben! He turns around and holds his hands up to the crowd!*

Crowd: *applauds*

*...then Kyle mule kicks Iben below the belt! She yells in pain, and falls downstairs!* :eek: :D

Crowd: *BOOOOOOO!!!!!*

Kyle: Sorry, but I learned from the dirtiest player in the game! The world does not need any Danish Clown assasin-children anyway! :p :D WOOO!

[Iben]

::Iben stands in the corner where she calmly watches kyle kick one of her clones down the stairs.....Iben picks up a bunch of bottles and throws them after Kyle..one of them hits him in the head and knocks him out!..”that outta take care of him”:: :p :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Errr....you misunderstood what I meant by "downstairs!" :eek: ;) But I can fix dat! :D

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle wakes up and sees an Iben downstairs and one throwing bottles at people!*

Kyle: Great more clones! Well, enough playing, time to put on my work clothes!

*Kyle goes to a privacy screen with midnight blue robes hanging on it. He goes behind and hangs up his trunks and wrestling boots, and puts on his Jedi robes*

*Kyle steps out and lights his saber ::SNAP-hissss:: and takes up a defensive stance* Allright, time to end this attack of the clones!

*An Iben sneaks up behind him and pulls his hood over his head!*

Kyle: HEY!!! Wha *takes a few blind swings with his saber* You little...*trips over his own robe and falls down the stairs* D'OH - KA-RAASHH!!!!

[Tardumb]

Sits in the crowd with his sign...

__________________________
| |
| MIDGETS |
| 3:16!!! |
| |
| |
| |
|_________________________|

ok, maybe not as funny as I thought it would be...

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle and the downstairs Iben clone see the sign on a monitor*

Kyle and Iben: WHAT?????? :D

*both fall unconscious again*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy enters, then throws a nuke into Grimlock's mouth, and, while he has a suit that protects him, Grimlock is instantly vaporized.

[MovieDudeGuy]

Yes, I know that was totally out of the blue. Oh well

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle decides to play it safe like Tardumb and sit on the sidelines for a bit! :D


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[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy flamethrowers Iben's clones, incinerating them all instantly

[Rogue]

*goes after Kyle with a kendo stick* :p

[Kitty]

*enters the room and sees the fighting. Thinks: cool, i can fight!*
*breaks two beer bottles and joins the 'fun'*

[MovieDudeGuy]

starts fighting Kitty ala Matrix, without weapons.

[Kitty]

*when moveidudeguy throws a kick at me, i use my phasing powers and his leg goes through me. then when he gets it outta my body, i throw him with my sudden strength to the wall on teh other side*

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak walks in the room and notices a computer in the corner so he goes and grabs it and hits kitty in the head with it and knocks her out*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy reaches in MovieFreak's mouth, and pulls out his skeleton. It dances around, the jumps back into MovieFreak's mouth. MovieDudeGuy then throws MovieFreak, by his ear, at the real Iben

[Kitty]

*waes up a few mins later*
oh darnit, that hurts.
*runs to moviefreak and grabs a metal table and throws it at him, and it smushes him(no he isn't dead).*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy grabs Kitty, puts a firework in her mouth, then jumps put of the way as her head turns red, blue, and green, while smoke comes out of her mouth and ears, frying her brains!

[Kitty]

*after flying around the room, i take out the remaining piece of the fireworks and i throw it at the floor. then i take out a tub of gasoline, spraying it on moviefreak and moviedudeguy, then i light a match and set them both on fire.*

[MovieDudeGuy]

I rub myself out on Kitty, then put her and Moviefreak out with some nice, cold acid...

[Kitty]

oooo.....that feels good, i mean ow, that **** hurt! u'll pay!
*takes out a metal baseball bat and whacks the **** out of moviedudeguy.*

[MovieDudeGuy]

All of MovieDudeGuy then turns into a silvery liquid, and MovieDudeGuy repairs himself, then when Kitty swings with a bat, MovieDudeGuy absorbs it, then shoots it back out really rapidly, putting a hole in Kitty's forehead:D

[Kitty]

*uses sudden healing powers to make the hole go away. then i take out two kamikaze hamsters that i stole from HeadHunter and they head twoards moviedudeguy.*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy bats them at Moviefreak, who screams as they start nibbling on his private parts. Kitty and MovieDudeGuy temporarily part differences, and watch in comfy chairs as MovieFreak desperately tries getting them out of his pants...

[Kitty]

*take sout rom nowhere this buttery popcorn.*
want some?

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak cries for a few min. then gets up and gets the hamsters out of his pants and then throws them at moviedudeguy as they start biting him everywhere*

[Kitty]

*laughs at moviedudeguy.*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MovieDudeGuy, while in pain, chucks the hamsters at Kitty and MovieFreak

[Kitty]

*throws hamster really fast to the door, then the cute hamtaro hamster blows up. then i take out my brass knuckles and start swinging at moviefreak*

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak gets mad at the damn hamsters and stomps on them and moviefreak gets a machine gun and starts shooting moviedudeguy and kitty but he makes sure there still alive so they have to suffer*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieFreak
*moviefreak gets mad at the damn hamsters and stomps on them and moviefreak gets a machine gun and starts shooting moviedudeguy and kitty but he makes sure there still alive so they have to suffer*
*i get shot in the left arm a couple of times. darnit that hurt i though. then i throw a knife and it cuts moviefreak's leg.

[MovieDudeGuy]

My body once again turns silvery, and I grow back the shot parts. I then shove Kitty's head up MovieFreak's butt, and vica versa, so that there both stuck...

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak finally gets his head out of kittys butt and gets the knife kitty threw at him and cuts one of her fingers off*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieFreak
*moviefreak just starts crying like a little baby :( but then he gets the bleeding to stop so he craps the knife and goes and chops one of kittys fingers off*
****! THAT HURT!*i get the knife from his crap and i stab it into his thigh, an inch away from his u-know-where.*

[MovieDudeGuy]

MOvieDudeGuy throws a nuclear missile, then turns silvery, so that he's unaffected by the blast.

[MovieFreak]

*moviefreak somehow lives through the blast and throws a bomb a MovieDudeGuy where turning silvery wont work, and then moviefreak gets the knife out of his thigh and thanks god it didnt get his private part and he just goes up to Kitty and punches her in the face*