Fight Thread

[UnicornBlood3]

**** me and Kitty are on fire.

*kicks Mr.Matinee in the balls*

[Kitty]

*Hits ceci-chan in the stomach with a baseball bat*

[Inval1d]

*gets hit in face by Uni*

owwwww...what was that for? :(

[todd philip]

(todd grabs off CC'S shoe's and begin's to tickle his feet with an exotic feather.)

[todd philip]

(todd chains kitty to a coke machine)

http://takeneggs.com:8080/te/pictures/coke.jpg

:p ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

*starts handing out all the thong pics of Ceci to Todd and the others while running from Kitty*

[Kitty]

(todd, maybe you shouldn't post that picture)
*punches todd in the face*

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Hits ceci-chan in the stomach with a baseball bat*

*coughs and gets our rocket launcher* Say hello to my little friend! Mwahahaha *shoots at everyone in the fight thread*

[todd philip]

(todd grabs the back of Ceci's thong, runs 40 feeet and then lets it go, it snaps back so hard Ceci crash's to the ground)

[Inval1d]

MY PRECIOUS EYES

[Mr.Matinee]

*Rips Todd in half because he's a pervert*

[UnicornBlood3]

*gets hit by rocket launcher*

Oww...

*stabs ceci-chan*

[Colorado Cajun]

*gets angry because he took the time to put out Uni while Kitty chased him with a butcher knife and Uni didn't even notice*

*runs over Kitty with his Punishermobile*

[Kitty]

*Phases through his punisher mobile and gets herself inside it. Punches cc in the face and gets out of the car*

[UnicornBlood3]

*smacks CC over the head with a chair*

Don't you look at me with that angry face! :evil:

[Colorado Cajun]

*watches as Kitty gets stuck half in and half out of the car*

you really should stop all the phasing lol

*shaves Kitty's head*

[Mr.Matinee]

*runs over random fighters with a lawnmower while they ignore me*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
*smacks CC over the head with a chair*

Don't you look at me with that angry face! :evil:

*lights Uni back on fire*

fine see if I be all chivalrous again:evil:

[ceci-chan]

AGH! *falls to floor gasping for air and then gets up* Taht's it! Todd your gonna get it! *kicks todd to high moon and sees an autograph of her in a thong. Gets out a permanent marker* Would you like me to sign that? :p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*watches as Kitty gets stuck half in and half out of the car*

you really should stop all the phasing lol

*shaves Kitty's head*
damn you!
*Stabs cc with samurai sword*

[todd philip]

(Todd takes out a large Skillet, In which he had purchased from Bath and beyond, at a wonderful price of only $17.99. And bash's UnicornBlood3 repeatedly with it)

[Mr.Matinee]

*continues to run others over with lawnmower while they ignore me*

[Inval1d]

*sits arounds and watches*

[UnicornBlood3]

*puts fire out*

*throws CC against the wall*

*shoots him in the knee*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Throws acid in Inval1d's face for watching and not fighting*

[ceci-chan]

*takes a break and drinks soda without Kitty* :p

[Colorado Cajun]

*waits for his wounds to clot over and then sews Kitty and Uni to each other*

[todd philip]

(todd bubble's up a large pot full of boiling hot wax, walks back over to CC, rip's off all of CC's clothe's, walks back over to large pot of wax, carries it over back to CC. Todd then rest's the pot on the gound and go's over to the tool shed, todd takes out a six foot ladder, walks back over to CC. Sets up the ladder behind CC, walks over to the pot, carefully picks it up, then ever so slowly walks up the ladder. Once todd reach's his ideal height, he pours all the boiling wax onto CC. He cries in pain. Then todd steps off the ladder and get a giant sheet of paper, Todd rolls CC onto the paper. Todd waits one min, then rips the giant paper off CC as slowly as he can. CC sobs in pain)

[Inval1d]

*is blinded*

*runs around in circles*

NOW I LOOK LIKE YOU BUB :(

[EvilDeadNDN]

*walks in* ok dummies. who wants some?

*starts headbutting in different directions*

[ceci-chan]

*wonders why EvilDead is headbutting at no one. Gets out shotgun and loads it so she can take down EvilDead*

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*is blinded*

*runs around in circles*

NOW I LOOK LIKE YOU BUB :(

I'm assuming you're talking to be so....


*shoves meat cleaver in Inval1d's face*

[Colorado Cajun]

*wonders why Todd wants him naked*

I'm so getting a restraining order

[Inval1d]

*bites Matinee in the jugular*

yum!

[UnicornBlood3]

*gets untangled from Kitty*

*cuts CC's arm off* :evil:

[EvilDeadNDN]

*puts on flapjacket and runs at ceci full speed*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
*gets untangled from Kitty*

*cuts CC's arm off* :evil:

*grabs one of his many swords from the wall and chops Uni's shirt off*

[todd philip]

(todd shove's a bowl full of Habanro peppers into EvilDeadNDN's mouth, then todd pours salt into his eyes)

[UnicornBlood3]

*rips off CC's shirt and puts it on*

Now that was just very impolite :nono:

*kicks him in the balls and throws him across the room*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*runs head on into wall in agony*

*rises up and spits out peppers and whipes eye*

congrats.. you get a minigun ride!!!

*blasts todd*

[todd philip]

(todd strips, and then dances an irish jig in the middle of the floor, atop a table)

[EvilDeadNDN]

*blasts todds nekkid body into oblivion*

[Colorado Cajun]

*falls on Kitty and squishes her*

*Hops up and spears Uni into a couch*

[UnicornBlood3]

*rips spear out and throws it at evil*

[Colorado Cajun]

*delivers a sit out powerbomb to Evil*

[todd philip]

(todd drives a cement truck up next to UnicornBlood3 and then dumps all the cement onto UnicornBlood3, todd then place's UnicornBlood3 into a box, flies the box in a fedex plane over to iraq, and dumps the box into the Iraqi river.)

[ceci-chan]

*puts away shotgun and drinks her soda while looking at the fight* *sips*

[Inval1d]

*grabs CC*

*grabs his neck, throws him up and chokeslams him*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*grabs CC*

*grabs his neck, throws him up and chokeslams him*

*bounces off the floor and bleeds all over Ceci*

[Inval1d]

*pulls in steel chair*

*swings and cracks CC over the skull*

[todd philip]

(Todd takes out his Katana, and points the tip into CC'S face)

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*bounces off the floor and bleeds all over Ceci*

*drops soda* UGH! This is my favorite armor! Darn you! *smashes beer bottle and swipes at CC*

[Colorado Cajun]

*ditches the bloody shirt and gets ready to bring the pain*

http://www.kinofans.com/mat/news/bale.jpg

[Inval1d]

*pokes CC's check with pin*

*CC's chest pops and his skinny body is shown*

[todd philip]

(todd cuts a large T onto CC'S chest!)

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*ditches the bloody shirt and gets ready to bring the pain*

http://www.kinofans.com/mat/news/bale.jpg

*charges after CC with a punch to the face. Grabs CC's feet and does a schoolboy on him*

[Colorado Cajun]

*downs a creatine shake and starts kicking people in the spleen*

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/lancashire/leisure/movies/interviews/images/intview-diesel2.jpg

[todd philip]

Hey CC did you see RIDDICK?

[Colorado Cajun]

yeah and I really liked it

[todd philip]

Cool me to, awesome freakin movie!

[Tony_samo]

Hi there.

well at Ty's Request we move to this Joint(Thread) here!

Wellcome to comingsoon boards FIGHT CLUB!

There are Two rules to the CS! Fight Club

Rule: number #1: You do not Fight Till I say You'll fight

Rule: number #2: Everybody Fights

ok.. lets explain the Game.. in here every CS memeber that had previously being joined the club must fight other CS member that also had joined the club... I will arange the Fights.. every user could ask for a Fight and wich one to fight, I will consider then I will arange it... we will have contest and Champions.. the Champion is the one that wins more fights...

how do you play? well, after a fight is posted every user must write his actions, you could use weapons, but only the ones I posted for that fight, for example, I will say: fight 1: Location: subway, User #1 vs User #2, Objects: Club, bottle, chain etc...

who will win the fight?.. the rest of the CS FIGHT CLUB members will be judges of the fight, the one that had more imagination in his movements and more training, the one that have more votes will win, also, if you don't post when the fight is taking place, you will Loose the fight and count as a knock Out, you have at least 24 hours to replay the atack

the first stage is to JOIN! come on everybody... the aplications are Almost over

you will have till Friday July 02/ 2004 to sign in




ps: wile we wait the end of the subscription we could train here our skills, also, you will have missions like get into a fight with strangers! not CS FIGHT CLUB members (Don't worry Ty, You'll see when we get there)...


MEMBERS:

Tony_Samo
spiderman_2k
JackBauer
IdahoMR2Man
Muffy
MrMatinee
glsspder
cg124
Kitty

[Muffy]

:confused:

[Kitty]

i wanna join the fight club! :D

[Tony_samo]

you are on Kitty!

[Tony_samo]

well You guys!!! its Friday! lets get ready to Rumle!!

*Calls for spiderman_2k*

Hey spidey!!!... do you have what it takes?


Lets get this thing Over With, and lets show everybody, how thing are done!

FIGHT: Tony_Samo Vs spiderman_2k
Location: Wearhouse
Weapons: Iron Pipe, Chain, Broken Bottle


Waitnig for Spiderman_2k to begin*

[Mr.Matinee]

Question-How do you

A-Know that he's going to look in here?

B-know that he'll even be on tonight?;)

[Kitty]

maybe you should just let people do their own thing in here and say that this is the club..
*gets steel chair and smacks matinee over the head with it*
like that :D

[Tony_samo]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Question-How do you

A-Know that he's going to look in here?



B-know that he'll even be on tonight?;)


A - he had previously joined the Club.. and I PM him

B - not necesarily tonight, he got 24 hours, like I said before

[Tony_samo]

Originally posted by Kitty
maybe you should just let people do their own thing in here and say that this is the club..
*gets steel chair and smacks matinee over the head with it*
like that :D

lets see how thing work out like this.. one by one...

if you want you could go next.. try to find the guy you would like to Fight.. chose only from the List of Fight Club Members

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Tony_samo
lets see how thing work out like this.. one by one...

if you want you could go next.. try to find the guy you would like to Fight.. chose only from the List of Fight Club Members
hmm..just one? just pick one guy for me, muahaha :twisted: :p

[Tony_samo]

what about JackBauer?... you two could go next after spidy and I finish our fight...

[Kitty]

sure, that is if this whole fight club idea works out..it just all depends on when people show up online..and for how long..

[Tony_samo]

*Wating for Spiderman_2k to show up*


are You Scared Little Boy?.. Im here waiting!!!

*Grabs the Iron Pipe and sings away a few times*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*dropkicks kitty from behind* what'd I miss?

[spiderman_2k]

Yeah yeah im here.

[Tony_samo]

Great!

*Gives spidy a Direct Punch in the Face*

Lets gets this thing over with..

*Gives spidey a kick in the stomach, and then makes a flip kicking the Face*

[spiderman_2k]

*Staggers back

Why am I in the first fight?

*Rubs jaw

Allright then.

*Walks forward and blocks another of Tonys punches

*Twists Tonys arm around his back and kicks him in the back of the leg making him fall to the ground

*Spins him around and knees him in the face

*Picks him up and throws him into a wall

[Tony_samo]

*smiles*

*Cleans the dust out of my clothes*

you got some good moves boy

*Runs toward spidy picking him up and then throwing him to the ground*

Uses the pipe*

Sings at his back twice*

throws the pipe and picks spidy up*

*Gives him a kick with the knee to his Crouch, and then an elbow punch in the face*

*spidy falls*

how's that?.... come on, get up!

[spiderman_2k]

Agh, Low blows...

*Gets up

*Slide tackles Tony down

*Gets his head and slams it into the ground several times

*Picks him up on his shoulders and throws him to the ground

*Picks him up to his feet and knees him in the stomach then kicks him back down.

[Tony_samo]

Arghhh, Get down here!!!!!

*wile still down.. makes a quick flip and kicks spidy's legs and spidy fell to the grown*

*got on top of spidy*

*and gives a direct punch in the face, one after the others, several times*

*Got up wile spidy still on the ground*

*gives him a kick in the stomach*

*goes and takes the Chain*

*uses tha chain and put it arround spidy's neck... and push him back with it.. making him loose his breath*

[Tony_samo]

*Spidy still lies on the ground!!!*


That's it?.. Thats all you have?

[spiderman_2k]

Of course not

*Clambers up

*Wraps his arm around the chain and yanks Tony forward, his fist connects with Tonys face

*Grabs the chain and trips Tony up with it

*Kicks him in the ribs and kness him in the head

[Boy Wonder '04]

Tony says, you do that again and i'll shove ya head up ya dads arse! :)
Then decks im one in the face!

[Catshe]

*sits in tree watching*

[Boy Wonder '04]

Then my cat, Krystal, comes and kicks the **** out of you! Pussy-cat! :)

[Catshe]

*who you calling pussycat*
A cat called Krystal could never kick my arse, Chews cat up and spits out the fur ball thats left behind.
*sits and sharpens claws\*

[Boy Wonder '04]

She's kryptonian, use her agility and strength to kick you arse! Ha, oh and on the other thread, are we cool? :)

[Tony_samo]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Of course not

*Clambers up

*Wraps his arm around the chain and yanks Tony forward, his fist connects with Tonys face

*Grabs the chain and trips Tony up with it

*Kicks him in the ribs and kness him in the head

you got some pretty good moves there...

*cleans blood from face*

I think thats it for now...

that was a great fight..

now.. lets start the VOTES...

*goes to have a drink wile waiting the Votes from Club Members*

[Boy Wonder '04]

TONY KICKED MOST ASS!
Close though...

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Boy Wonder '04
She's kryptonian, use her agility and strength to kick you arse! Ha, oh and on the other thread, are we cool? :) I still spat her out as afur ball. Iam cool with everyone.

[Boy Wonder '04]

No way... use her laser beam and supersonic speed to whoop your ass and drop yoo in 10 seconds flat!

[Catshe]

LOL How can she when ive already eaten her and spat her out.

[Boy Wonder '04]

Impossible....

'The Cat Of Steel'

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Catshe
*who you calling pussycat*
A cat called Krystal could never kick my arse, Chews cat up and spits out the fur ball thats left behind.
*sits and sharpens claws\* She is obviously not made of steel.

[Boy Wonder '04]

Wow... your so clever!!!! You just amaze me!.........
But she's a strong as steel!

[Catshe]

Yeah thats why iam now ****ting iron bars

[Boy Wonder '04]

Excuse me...? :confused:

[Catshe]

Of course what have you done

[Boy Wonder '04]

Originally posted by Catshe
Yeah thats why iam now ****ting iron bars

No... meant I dont understand this as a comeback! You think your a badass with your pussy-cat talk! Ha... just kiddin... but Krystal would still beat ya!

[Catshe]

Its called humor
The stars first 3 letteras is shi
can you work the rest out

[Boy Wonder '04]

I KNOW THAT!
What I did is called... sarcasm!

[Catshe]

When you say you don't understand something , that is not sarcasm my dear.
Just face it you don't like been beaten:p

[Boy Wonder '04]

Wow your so clever... you know everything!!!!!!!!!!!! Pussy-cat! :)

[Catshe]

*sits and waits for next sucker in her invincable sheild

[Boy Wonder '04]

Or for Krystal to come back with a VENGEANCE! :)

[Catshe]

*yawns has a nap*

[Boy Wonder '04]

*krystal sees... thinks to stab her in sleep but then decides not to. Will also nap and fight again when catshe comes back for more*

I win... you give in!!! :)

[Catshe]

*carries on napping *

[Boy Wonder '04]

Pussy!

[Tony_samo]

so... we need votes to carry on with the next fight! come on people.. all the fight Club Members!

[Boy Wonder '04]

umm. how do we vote...?

[Tony_samo]

well, firt of all, you shouldnt have posted, till a fight is ended, and you should joined first the club

if you want to join, just post: I want In

heres what we previously said before:

Quote by Tony_Samo

Hi there.

well at Ty's Request we move to this Joint(Thread) here!

Wellcome to comingsoon boards FIGHT CLUB!

There are Two rules to the CS! Fight Club

Rule: number #1: You do not Fight Till I say You'll fight

Rule: number #2: Everybody Fights

ok.. lets explain the Game.. in here every CS memeber that had previously being joined the club must fight other CS member that also had joined the club... I will arange the Fights.. every user could ask for a Fight and wich one to fight, I will consider then I will arange it... we will have contest and Champions.. the Champion is the one that wins more fights...

how do you play? well, after a fight is posted every user must write his actions, you could use weapons, but only the ones I posted for that fight, for example, I will say: fight 1: Location: subway, User #1 vs User #2, Objects: Club, bottle, chain etc...

who will win the fight?.. the rest of the CS FIGHT CLUB members will be judges of the fight, the one that had more imagination in his movements and more training, the one that have more votes will win, also, if you don't post when the fight is taking place, you will Loose the fight and count as a knock Out, you have at least 24 hours to replay the atack

the first stage is to JOIN! come on everybody... the aplications are Almost over

you will have till Friday July 02/ 2004 to sign in, you can still sign in: by posting: I Want In




ps: wile we wait the end of the subscription we could train here our skills, also, you will have missions like get into a fight with strangers! not CS FIGHT CLUB members (Don't worry Ty, You'll see when we get there)...


MEMBERS:

Tony_Samo
spiderman_2k
JackBauer
IdahoMR2Man
Muffy
MrMatinee
glsspder
cg124
Kitty

[Boy Wonder '04]

Oh... well I'm not in it so I guess I'll be off! :)

[IdahoMR2man]

*weight trains by throwing Volkswagons*

[Tony_samo]

Originally posted by Boy Wonder '04
Oh... well I'm not in it so I guess I'll be off! :)

so you don't want to join?

[Boy Wonder '04]

Oh I though it finished! I'll join later... :)

[Boy Wonder '04]

Ok.... has this finished? If not.... I want in!

[Mr.Matinee]

I vote for Spidey.I believe it's tied at 1-1

[Boy Wonder '04]

Soooooo, can I join?

[Tony_samo]

sure you can Join!... pick a guy from the member list.. pm him and dare him to fight you here...

[PsychoMike]

A special Grudge match Colorodo Cajun vs. Boy Wonder '04

As the combatents enter the room The crowd goes wild.

[Boy Wonder '04]

Originally posted by Boy Wonder '04
Sorry.. I was just training! Here I am! I can not be defeated. I am the greatest boxer ever lived! You my enemy! You my enemy!

http://website.lineone.net/~malcolm.hough/ali.jpg

[moviegeek]

:wild:

[Colorado Cajun]

*CC begins to pace like a caged Tiger as he waits for the call from upstairs saying if the fight is back on*

[cg124]

*Hands CC Lucky coin*

[UnicornBlood3]

Go CC :D

[Inval1d]

CC, boss, why don't ya just tell the guys to offer Boy Wonder sumthin he couldn't refuse....like a bat to the brain? :D

[PsychoMike]

Looks like Ty opened the Brawl thread. Lets move into the ring.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Bumpage*

Just to be safe...

[IdahoMR2man]

*punches old memories*

Arg!!! I love old memories.