Fight Thread

[JimmyDean]

*Gets hit in the head with a random brick*

[JSGD]

Just as everybody thought he was defeated...

JSGD raises from the dead, and slashes everybody with his sword.

[simmy]

*gets brike from jimmy..throws it at JSGD and knocks the bast**** out*

[ruban]

*whacks simmy in the back with her guitar, breaking it to pieces* .... That's right, ya heard me.

[Switzer]

Switzer soccer kicks ruban in his crotch.

Die!!!

[XscreamXshoutX]

*Walks in...notices what is happening...*

*Pulls out a switch blade and waits for a punch...*

[JackBauer]

*Jack walks in thread*

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*kills everyone*

IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?? :grin:

[droidguy1119]

AA! IT'S JSGD!!

*runs over with Deathcoaster*

[ruban]

*comes out from around the corner*

*taps JackBauer on his archilles tendon*

:p

[redman]

*sits on the sideline*

*crosses legs*

ooooo....thats gonna be sore tommorow

[JimmyDean]

*Smacks Switzer in the back of the head*

Ya dork...!!

[todd philip]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
*Smacks Switzer in the back of the head*

Ya dork...!! Your a poopy head

[Mr.Matinee]

(Just for old times sake,since this appeared to have fallen into Oblivion....)

*Stabs Todd in the throat*

[EvilDeadNDN]

lol good idea mr. matinee... I need this thread.

*punches self in face*

[Kitty]

*Hits EvilDead on the head with a baseball bat*

[redman]

*ties evildead and kitty to a tree*

*pours bugs on them*

now thats gotta hurt

[UnicornBlood3]

*cuts red in half with a samurai sword*

[Kitty]

*Phases through rope*
*Gets out huge mallet and smacks redman with it*

[redman]

now thats a low blow......

*crawls along the floor with no legs*

*grabs firehose*

*fires at uni*

*uni gets impaled by her samurai sword*

[redman]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Phases through rope*
*Gets out huge mallet and smacks redman with it*

hey u cant phase through rope!

*fires water canon at kitty*

ooooooo.....wet shirt competition

(i couldnt resist:p)

[UnicornBlood3]

*pulls sword out and throws it aside*

*pulls out flamethrower and aims at red*

:hehe: *shoots*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by redman
hey u cant phase through rope!

*fires water canon at kitty*

ooooooo.....wet shirt competition

(i couldnt resist:p)
*Puts on a dry shirt and takes out a sword*
*Cuts off redman's arm*

[redman]

*runs away with burnt ass*

*throws molitov cocktail back at uni*

*uni catches fire*

[UnicornBlood3]

*jumps into lake*

*cuts off red's other arm*

[redman]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Puts on a dry shirt and takes out a sword*
*Cuts off redman's arm*

awww.....double bugger.......no wet t-shirt and no arm.

*punches through kitty's chest and takes her heart out*

*throws heart in the bin*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by redman
awww.....double bugger.......no wet t-shirt and no arm.

*punches through kitty's chest and takes her heart out*

*throws heart in the bin*
hey! i need that!
*Gets heart and literally kicks redman in the ass* :p

[redman]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
*jumps into lake*

*cuts off red's other arm*

*goes and buys prosthetic arms*

*fires mini gun at uni*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Has sense of Deja Vu,then launches a nuke at Red*

[redman]

Originally posted by Kitty
hey! i need that!
*Gets heart and literally kicks redman in the ass* :p

*rubs ass*

hey! i need that ass to be in good condition.

****** slaps kitty*

[redman]

well it looks like im the target today.........

*deflects nuke back at matinee*

[UnicornBlood3]

*kicks red in the nuts*

[redman]

thats not fair.....

*orders a dementor on uni*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Nuke hits me,destructs,and kills everyone*

[UnicornBlood3]

*hugs the dementor and asks how its been*

*drop kicks red* Its fun hurting you :hehe:

[EvilDeadNDN]

*walks around confused* what the hell just happened to me?

[redman]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
*hugs the dementor and asks how its been*

*drop kicks red* Its fun hurting you :hehe:

damn, ur a vampire, i forgot.

*plays barry manilow album on some huge sub in uni's direction*

now thats gotta hurt

[EvilDeadNDN]

*dropkicks the manilow playin sub of death*

STOP!

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Angel likes Barry Manilow so :p

[EvilDeadNDN]

*dropkicks uni* you shut up too.

[redman]

yeah but she must be the only one.......

*throws garlic at uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

*cuts evil's leg off*

*sneezes as garlic hits her*

*throws red off a 50 story building*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*stumbles up on my good leg*

well that was neat.

*drops a massive headbutt on uni, caving in her forehead*

[redman]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
*cuts evil's leg off*

*sneezes as garlic hits her*

*throws red off a 50 story building*

*opens parachute*

mwahahaha........

*shoots rpg at uni on top of the building*

[EvilDeadNDN]

haha nice one red. whoa whoa hwoaaaaaaaaaa *gust of wind blows me off building as the RPG explodes*

aahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*parachute opens*

make-believe rocks.

[UnicornBlood3]

*uses flamethrower again and sets the parachutes on fire*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*reserve shoot pops out as I snipe uni in the knee caps*

eat that darlin.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Cuts off Evil's reserve shoot*

[EvilDeadNDN]

dammit! *falls to what he thinks might be certain doom*

but wait... *shoot out grappling hook that hits matinee in his stomach and explodes to expand him to the size of a parachute*

thanks pal for the LIFT! HA!

[Mr.Matinee]

*Explodes,causing Evil to plummet...*

[EvilDeadNDN]

.... I hate you. I'll be back.

*plummets to the ground*

*pancakes*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Is reborn and laughs at the flattened Evil*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*bursts outta matinees chest* HAHA Im back sucker!

[Mr.Matinee]

*Bursts out of Evils chest*

Damn I'm sneaky...

[EvilDeadNDN]

0_o....

twoshay my friend. lol

[EvilDeadNDN]

*walks into gym and beats the tar outta the punching bag*

*punching bag decks me bacK* you son of a..

[Kitty]

*Walks up quietly behind evildead and smacks him over the head with a baseball bat*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*rubs head*

jeez, are you STILL mad at me?

*takes a bamboo cane to your knee caps*

[Kitty]

*Phases through the bamboo cane*
hehe, that kinda tickled
*Takes out samurai sword and stabs evildead in the upper thigh*

[EvilDeadNDN]

AH! *rips out sword from leg and pokes you in the eyeballs*

you just dont like me is that it?! *ties off leg wound*

[Kitty]

you should be happy the sword didn't go higher :p
*Takes out baseball bat and smacks you in the stomach*
the only reason i'm doing this is because i love you :p

[Catshe]

walks into thread and runs out again*
*noone messes with kitty*

[EvilDeadNDN]

what the? yeah love me?

a bat and sword in the leg sure shows how much you care. and dont lay in that "this hurts me more than it hurts you" junk.

*slaps kitty in the face with a fly swatter*

[Kitty]

*Phases through fly swatter*
i love being shadowcat :D
*kicks evildead in the side*

[EvilDeadNDN]

you and your dirty phasing!

grrr... *catches breath and headbutts you*

no phasin that darlin!

[Kitty]

ow..that hurt..
*Takes out baseball bat and hits evildead in the back of the legs*

[EvilDeadNDN]

son of a.. *falls to knees only to trip kitty*

now who has the upper hand!

*gives kitty a noogy with sandpaper*

[Kitty]

gah! noogie!
*pushes evildead to the side and kicks him in the stomach*

[EvilDeadNDN]

HA! I know your weakness!

*evil grin*

[droidguy1119]

*sets everyone on fire, runs out*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*throws a tomahawk at droid. it plants into his skull dropping him instantly like a sack of potatoes*

eat that you heeb.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Runs over droidguy with a Panzer*

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

your threads suck. your life sucks. Youir ass sucks so much.....



Oh, that will get me banned

[EvilDeadNDN]

**** you dude. who asked you to come over here?

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

KISS MY ASS!

[EvilDeadNDN]

classy you dip****.

eat my ****in dick *******.

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

.....yum yum.......

show me the porno!

[EvilDeadNDN]

wtf?

[Inval1d]

*runs in and slaps Evil*

watch your language!

*runs out*

[EvilDeadNDN]

tell this ass to go and be a jackass on someone elses board.

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

you and your big ass

[EvilDeadNDN]

**** off dude.

later.

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

give me the dope

[Inval1d]

spidey, why do you come here just to get banned?

Do you find it fun?

Do you think it's "cool"?

Do you think the girls will like you because your "bad"?

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

go eat some **** right out of the toliet

[EvilDeadNDN]

and with that one he assures us that in fact he is a douchebag

[Inval1d]

i'm sorry i don't like russian food. :p

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

too bad

[Mr.Matinee]

*Shoots SiC in the head with a Desert Eagle at point blank range*

Goodnight and goodbye.;)

[Inval1d]

Matinee, are you obsessed with that gun? :funny:

[EvilDeadNDN]

hey as long as it gets the job done then preach on brother

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

go back to chewing your ass

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*Shoots SiC in the head with a Desert Eagle at point blank range*

Goodnight and goodbye.;)
I'm going to tear your ass off:] :)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by SPIDEYISCOOL
I'm going to tear your ass off:] :)
i'd advise to be nicer to other posters unless you want to get banned (just warning ya)

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

I was kidding

[Inval1d]

His time should be limited by now since a pm was just sent. :D

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by Inval1d
Matinee, are you obsessed with that gun? :funny:

No,just a coincindence that I mentioned again,And like evil said,it gets the job done.

Originally posted by SPIDEYISCOOL
I'm going to tear your ass off:] :)

Do you have a thing for mens asses,or something,cause if you do,that's weird.:funny:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by SPIDEYISCOOL
I was kidding
your forgiven
*goes back to topic of thread*
*Smacks inval1d in the back of the head with a baseball bat*

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

What did I do? There are worst posts in here. After all it is calle fight thread.

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

Originally posted by Kitty
your forgiven
*goes back to topic of thread*
*Smacks inval1d in the back of the head with a baseball bat* Thank you

[Kitty]

Originally posted by SPIDEYISCOOL
What did I do? There are worst posts in here. After all it is calle fight thread.
we just don't post rude comments to other posters and talk about porn and drugs like that..let's just put that aside now

[Inval1d]

*falls to the ground bleeding from skull*

*gets up*

owwww.....

*pulls sword out and chases Kitty*

DIE

[EvilDeadNDN]

and grow up just a tad SiC.

Im not the most mature poster here, by any means, but yeah.. just ease it.

*canes kitty again*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*falls to the ground bleeding from skull*

*gets up*

owwww.....

*pulls sword out and chases Kitty*

DIE
*Grabs inval1d by his sword arm and kicks him in the stomach*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Trips Inval1d,then chops his head off with a safety pin*

[Inval1d]

ahh, is this beat up Inval1d day?

*dies*

[EvilDeadNDN]

who the hell chops off heads with safety pins?

my hat is off to you sir. *headbutts inval1d*

[Inval1d]

:D he got banned :D

hehe i'm such a naughty boy

[EvilDeadNDN]

eh poor guy. things could be worse.

but thats what friends are for eh inval1d? *shoots you in the leg*

[Inval1d]

yep!

*removes plastice leg and hops to Evil*

*bites Evil's kneecaps*

[Peter Parker101]

I was banned for those posts? Someone could have said something and I would have edited them.

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
who the hell chops off heads with safety pins?

my hat is off to you sir. *headbutts inval1d*

What can I say?It's a gift.;)

I'll tell you a secret though-It's all about timing.Observe:

*Shoves pitchfork through evil's throat as he yawns*

See what I mean?:p

[EvilDeadNDN]

ouch! both of you are dirty sob's!!!

*whips out a gun. that shoots out killer BEES!*

HA!

[Inval1d]

*hides behind a rock*

mwahaha you can't find me here!

[Kitty]

*Goes behind inval1d*
*shoots him in the back of the head*
found you ;) :p

[EvilDeadNDN]

*headbutts rock crackin it in two* neat.

hey buttface

[Necross]

*enters and kicks Kitty in the shin*

*then stands there in shock, realizing who he just kicked*

Hmm....I think I'm doomed...

[Mr.Matinee]

*Thows rock that Inal1d was hiding behind on top of him,then releases an army of.........California Raisins to confront the bees*

[Inval1d]

*comes back as ghost*

*goes behind Kitty*

pppsstt.....i see you! :D

*gets sickle and slices Kitty in half*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Necross
*enters and kicks Kitty in the shin*

*then stands there in shock, realizing who he just kicked*

Hmm....I think I'm doomed...
*Takes out samurai sword and cuts off necross' arms and legs*
(cookie for first person who guesses where i got that from ;) :p)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*comes back as ghost*

*goes behind Kitty*

pppsstt.....i see you! :D

*gets sickle and slices Kitty in half*
*Phases through* that tickled ^^

[Inval1d]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*Thows rock that Inal1d was hiding behind on top of him,then releases an army of.........California Raisins to confront the bees*


:lol:

are they going to sing the bees to death?

[Necross]

*rolls around without his appendiges and trips Kitty and then begins rolling over her, trying to hurt her..I guess*

Bah! Feel the power of my torso!!!!

[EvilDeadNDN]

monty python?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Necross
*rolls around without his appendiges and trips Kitty and then begins rolling over her, trying to hurt her..I guess*

Bah! Feel the power of my torso!!!!
*Kicks necross in the face, gets up and drinks some pepsi*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
monty python?
of course *gives evildead cookie* ^^

[EvilDeadNDN]

*tired of kittys phasing I sneak up behind her and get her in a massive headlock, after which I run her skull full speed into a brickwall*

awww from this angle your head trauma looks pretty.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
*tired of kittys phasing I sneak up behind her and get her in a massive headlock, after which I run her skull full speed into a brickwall*

awww from this angle your head trauma looks pretty.
thank you..i..guess..
*collapses on floor bleeding*

[Inval1d]

*jumps on Evils back, pulls his head back, stuffs a grenade in his mouth and runs*

[Necross]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Kicks necross in the face, gets up and drinks some pepsi*

*arms and legs grow back*

*gets up and drinks a coke*

Haha! Take that!!!

[EvilDeadNDN]

holy macaroni!

*spits grenade in kittys gaping headwound, reverse headbutts inval1d and eats kittys cookie*

wow.

[Inval1d]

*nose bleeds*

you a-hole! i just paid for this nose on ebay!

*pulls out sword and cuts Evils right thumb off*

[EvilDeadNDN]

what in tarnation!?

*puts gun powder on wound and takes a lighter to it sealing it*

you little... *returns the favor by doin a drum solo on inval1ds skull with 2 lead pipes*

thank you cleveland!!

[Necross]

*finishes coke and chucks the can at Evil and then takes out a cartoon mallet and hits Invalid*

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by Inval1d
:lol:

are they going to sing the bees to death?

Well,as you know,a bee sting only causes a California Raisin to become enraged.Look-

*Bee stings California Raisin.California Raisin begins to scream, then pulls the stinger off of the bee's abdomen,shoves it up through bee's head,then proceeds to rip the head off*

Pretty graphic,huh?

[EvilDeadNDN]

*gets massive head trauma from empty coke can*

must go on... wheres me steroids?

[Inval1d]

*falls over*

*gets up and runs out of thread*

i'm going to sleep! :D

[Necross]

*gives Evil his steroids then kicks him in the nuts, but Evil doesn't seem to react*

Oh right, the steroids....

[Inval1d]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Well,as you know,a bee sting only causes a California Raisin to become enraged.Look-

*Bee stings California Raisin.California Raisin begins to scream, then pulls the stinger off of the bee's abdomen,shoves it up through bee's head,then proceeds to rip the head off*

Pretty graphic,huh?


yes indeed. i just threw up my dinner. ;)

[EvilDeadNDN]

HAHA! my plan worked. now I am invincible. aside from future liver problems... but yeah..

*gives necross one of my signature headbutts and trips inval1d on the way out*

[Inval1d]

*falls and breaks nose*

ow...i'll get you and your little dog too!

*stumbles out*

[Necross]

*falls down with a splitting headache.*

Must return....to....Green....Dragon....

*the underpants gnomes come and carry him out*

[EvilDeadNDN]

hahaha... wait I need a legion of followers

*joey fatone and jc chasez formerly of nsync carry me out*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Sicks bee-stung California Raisins upon Evil*

[Elizabeth]

*shoves an angry lobster down Matinee's pants*

[Mr.Matinee]

I believe this is the first time we've ever fought,so let me start you off with an old favorite of mine-

*liquidates Elizabeth*

[Elizabeth]

*bounces Matinee's checkbook off the back of his skull*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*slaps droid across the face with a rolled up newspaper*

bad droid!

[droidguy1119]

*picks up Jean-Claude Van Damme and smacks EvilDeadNDN to the ground. Stabs EDNDN with Sylvester Stallone, breaks EDNDN's back over Dolph Lundgren. Takes off EDNDN's head with Steven Seagal.*

[EvilDeadNDN]

ooooooh so carl weathers bailed on you?

you think using everyone of my idols to beat me up is gonna phase me?

then my friend youre correct.

[droidguy1119]

I was trying to think of Seagal, and couldn't, so I just went with Carl Weathers. Then I remembered and rushed back to edit it.

But since you mentioned it...

*uses Carl Weathers to smack EvilDeadNDN into NBC's fall lineup*

[EvilDeadNDN]

HAHA Now youre using MY lineup gag!!

DAMN YOU!

[droidguy1119]

Yeah. I think this ownage of all that is Dave was enough to scream victoriously at your corpse, shoved between Who Wants to Marry My Dad? and Last Comic Standing "You got served!" and walk away.

[EvilDeadNDN]

youre lucky I love you so damn much droid, otherwise youd be one dead dude.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Runs evil over with a lawnmower*

[EvilDeadNDN]

what in the hell was that about?!

*gets up and throws a machete at you, planting it in your ribs*

[Catshe]

walks in and laugh's at evil's new hair cut. looks like it's been done with a lawn mower

[EvilDeadNDN]

very clever catshe.

*headbutts catshe*

[Catshe]

With birds singing round her head she claws Evil's face

[EvilDeadNDN]

*gives Catshe a noogie from hell*

that really hurt darlin!

[Catshe]

*scratches head wtf is a noogie*
*your headbutt didn't*

[EvilDeadNDN]

...you dont know what a noogie is?!

Its when you get someone in a headlock and rub your fist back and forth across it real fast, causing a slight pain and resulting in messed up hair.

jeez cat.

[Catshe]

*sends electricity waves through skull and electricutes evil*

[EvilDeadNDN]

well that aint very nice.

I just explained something MAJOR to you and you electrocute me.

*headbutts you repeatedly then melvins you*

[Catshe]

Puts on hard hat *throttles evil for using words cat dose not know*

[EvilDeadNDN]

well its not my fault you dont have my slang in the UK darlin.

*kicks cat in the shin and sticks tongue out*


also, what the hell does throttled mean?:confused:

[Catshe]

LOL at evil iam not the only one who dose not know things :p
strangled and shakes at the same time


*Bites Evil's ankles as he kicks out and cuts tongue off with claws*

[EvilDeadNDN]

ho-lee cwapp.. tanks.. no eye caunt talkuh..

*hits cat in the bum and head repeatedly with a fly swatter*

[Catshe]

*thinks hmmm kinky*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*gasps at catshes assumption*

Im sorry... exsqueeze me?

*smacks your rear with it even harder* none of that!

[Catshe]

runs to find a pond

*Eats evil's tongue while sitting in a cool pond*

[EvilDeadNDN]

youre dispicable!

*cries and grabs his trusty harpoon and goes kitty hunting at the pond*

[Catshe]

*lies in wait for Evil*
*pounces on his head as he passes*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*runs around in circles screaming in horror as I now have a cat parading around on my noggin*

*runs into a wall* son of a...

[Catshe]

*jumps wall to safty as evil hits it*

Vows to return another day to finish the job *

[EvilDeadNDN]

and when that day comes... Ill be sure to make you HURT.

[spiderman_2k]

Might want to get your nose fixed before then though.

[Catshe]

:D

[EvilDeadNDN]

I hate you spidey.

and you too cat!! both of you!

*runs away back into hole, weeping*

[spiderman_2k]

Well...that was unexpected....

[EvilDeadNDN]

what?! that I have feelings??

sure I may look like a brute on the outside but deep inside Im as fragile as a beautiful rose.

[spiderman_2k]

Yeah well roses have pricks...;)...:p

[EvilDeadNDN]

..... I have nothing to say to you sir!!

[spiderman_2k]

:D

[Mr.Matinee]

*Stabs Evil and Spidey for talking and not fighting*

[spiderman_2k]

*Grabs a steel chair and whacks Matineee over the head

[Highfire]

*kicks spidey in the shins and runs like a girl*

[spiderman_2k]

*Falls over

Argh!

*Throws a brick at Highfire's head.

[Highfire]

*Crys* That was just mean

[spiderman_2k]

You bruised my shin

*rubs his shin.

[droidguy1119]

I'm glad I resurrected this thread...:D

*mows down both spiderman_2k and Highfire*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Turns into a zombie just for the sole purpose of eating droid*

[droidguy1119]

Dammit!

*turns into a...whatever is inedible to zombies*

[Necross]

*walk in*

Uh oh...

*goes to walk out*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Eats Necross before he has a chnace to leave*

[Necross]

*burst out of Matinee's chest*

Silly *****.

[EvilDeadNDN]

*walks in and welcomes everyone with a huge hug*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Rips off evils arm*

[Inval1d]

*comes in with Samurai Sword*

Just Bring It!

[EvilDeadNDN]

hey man! love peace and happiness, brother.

*gives Mr. M a MASSIVE headbutt*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Eats evils giant head*

[EvilDeadNDN]

well... twoshay. *new head pops out*

you suck, my friend.

[Mr.Matinee]

Well,we're are supposed to be fighting.....

[Inval1d]

*gives Matinee a titty twister*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Cuts off Inval1d's hand*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*grabs a beer bottle and breaks it over Mr. M's face*

[Catshe]

*pounces out of a tree and lands on evils head*

*gives him his tongue back cause he sounds daft when he talks*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*throws catshe away and talks jibberish to her in a mean way*

[todd philip]

EVERYONE HERE SMELLS OF ELDERBERRYS

[Laterose]

*unleases the SPAM MONSTER*

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Laterose
*unleases the SPAM MONSTER*

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/elkinss/Pictures/mvc-163f.jpg

[Laterose]

Thank you, I was hoping you'd post the picture again lol

[EvilDeadNDN]

this aint a spam thread. this is a Bored As Hell So I Need Some Excitement Thread

[Inval1d]

*punches someone*

weeee.

[Kitty]

*Socks inval1d in the stomach*
man this is fun :p

[UnicornBlood3]

*stabs Inval1d*

Quit stalking me :p

[Colorado Cajun]

who you punchin foo!!!!

[Inval1d]

holy crap everyone is picking on me :( :mad:

[Colorado Cajun]

it wasn't me it was Uni!! She's evil I tells ya hehe

[cg124]

Okay the first rule of fight thread

1.) don't talk about fight thread

second rule of fight thread

2.)If you talk about fight thread, i'll quick you in the nuts. If your a girl, i'll attach balls to you and then quick you in the nuts.:p

the third rule of fight thread

3.) the fight is over when the person you are fighting becomes your *****

fourth rule of fight thread

4.) If this is your first night at fight thread, every gets to quick you in the nuts.(if you are a girl then see rule 2 again).

5th rule of fight thread

5.) nipple twists, wet willys, monkey bumps, and other wierd **** is legal.

6th rule of fight thread

6.) if the fight goes on longer that it should, a tie shall be settled with a game of roshambo.(again if you are a girl see rule number 2).

[todd philip]

Colorado Cajun is a bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(todd throws a brick at cc)

[ceci-chan]

*runs into this thread and shoots her arrows at CC, Inval1d, and Kitty* Take this! And that! And that's for eating my potato chips while I was stalking you! *shoots at CC* And this is for the brick thrown at my head! *shoots at Kitty* And this is just for fun...because I can! *shoots mutiple arrows at Inval1d* :p

[Kitty]

but i don't wanna wear fake balls, damnit! your rules are crap!
*gets out baseball bat and smacks cg on the back of the head*

[UnicornBlood3]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
it wasn't me it was Uni!! She's evil I tells ya hehe

Shh you weren't supposed to tell. You will ruin my innocent image! :p

*smacks CC over the head with a table*

[Kitty]

*goes through the arrows ceci-chan shot at her*
*gets another brick and throws it at her head* :p

[Inval1d]

EEEEeeeee

*hides*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kitty
but i don't wanna wear fake balls, damnit! your rules are crap!
*gets out baseball bat and smacks cg on the back of the head*

Damnit

*falls to ground*

I really should have brought some advil with me

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by todd philip
Colorado Cajun is a bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(todd throws a brick at cc)

hey!!!

*gives Michael Jackson Todd's number*

[todd philip]

(Todd begins throwing darts at everyone)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by ceci-chan
*runs into this thread and shoots her arrows at CC, Inval1d, and Kitty* Take this! And that! And that's for eating my potato chips while I was stalking you! *shoots at CC* And this is for the brick thrown at my head! *shoots at Kitty* And this is just for fun...because I can! *shoots mutiple arrows at Inval1d* :p

I was hungry damnit!!!!!

*pulls an arrow out of his booty and tackles Ceci*

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Kitty
*goes through the arrows ceci-chan shot at her*
*gets another brick and throws it at her head* :p

*is in the air while shooting arrows when all of a sudden...THUD. Cecie falls to the ground lifeless* Damn where's an ice pack when you need it? *gets up and readys her Samurai sword for Kitty*

[cg124]

Originally posted by cg124
Okay the first rule of fight thread

1.) don't talk about fight thread

second rule of fight thread

2.)If you talk about fight thread, i'll quick you in the nuts. If your a girl, i'll attach balls to you and then quick you in the nuts.:p

the third rule of fight thread

3.) the fight is over when the person you are fighting becomes your *****

fourth rule of fight thread

4.) If this is your first night at fight thread, every gets to quick you in the nuts.(if you are a girl then see rule 2 again).

5th rule of fight thread

5.) nipple twists, wet willys, monkey bumps, and other wierd **** is legal.

6th rule of fight thread

6.) if the fight goes on longer that it should, a tie shall be settled with a game of roshambo.(again if you are a girl see rule number 2).

did every one read the rules yet

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by cg124
did every one read the rules yet

rules!!! we don't need no stinking rules

*hit's CG with closest blunt object*

Ceci-chans chest:D

[todd philip]

(todd gives all the girls nipple twists)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by ceci-chan
*is in the air while shooting arrows when all of a sudden...THUD. Cecie falls to the ground lifeless* Damn where's an ice pack when you need it? *gets up and readys her Samurai sword for Kitty*
*Gets out her samurai sword (hattori hanzo, b**** :p) and phases through ceci-chan, then turns around and cuts off her arms*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by todd philip
(todd gives all the girls nipple twists)
*Smacks todd in the back of the head with a baseball bat*

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
I was hungry damnit!!!!!

*pulls an arrow out of his booty and tackles Ceci*

*puts away sword and gets ready for CC. Puts on Sumo wrestle's costume. Stomps feet and tackles CC*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
rules!!! we don't need no stinking rules

*hit's CG with closest blunt object*

Ceci-chans chest:D

*falls on ground and struggles to get up*

We need rules. This will be better than fight club

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by ceci-chan
*puts away sword and gets ready for CC. Puts on Sumo wrestle's costume. Stomps feet and tackles CC*

*snaps a few hundred pictures and posts them all over the net*

Ceci is wearing a thong:hehe:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by cg124
*falls on ground and struggles to get up*

We need rules. This will be better than fight club

Does the Punisher play by rules? Did Eric Draven? No then neither do I

*gives CG an atomic wedgie*

[todd philip]

(todd pours gasoline over Kitty and lights her on fire, then dances an irish jig)

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/mscd/images/fiddler91.jpg

[Kitty]

*Phases through and goes to little bar and gets some pepsi*

[cg124]

WOZERS thats gonna bleed

*walks strangly and walks to the bathroom to change underwear*

*comes out looking tough*


Who wants some?

[UnicornBlood3]

*borrows a brick from Kitty and hits Inval1d in the face*

[todd philip]

(todd pours hot bacon grease onto cg124)

[Colorado Cajun]

*swaps Kitty's Pepsi for Coke*

[Mr.Matinee]

*lights Uni on fire*

[cg124]

Originally posted by todd philip
(todd pours hot bacon grease onto cg124)


*sweats*
thats **** aint cool man

*punches todd in face*

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*snaps a few hundred pictures and posts them all over the net*

Ceci is wearing a thong:hehe:

NOOOOO!!! *poses for pictures* there we go. :p

*arms grow back as Kitty drinks from the bar. Grabs Kitty by the hair and throws her into a chinese scenery* We're not done! *gets out her samurai sword (given to her by yours truly...Hatori Hanzo. :D)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*swaps Kitty's Pepsi for Coke*
son of a..
*Goes after cc with a butcher knife* :mad: :p

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*lights Uni on fire*

*grabs a hose and puts Uni out*