Fight Thread

[droidguy1119]

Aghhh! Tphhhat sphmaats. Gomma pheaw phalt wolme im da mowphming.

*takes tongue back, shoves it down Colorado Cajun's throat*

[_manuel_]

:eek:
Droidguy is giving CC some serious tongue!!

okay, Ill leave now..

[Colorado Cajun]

*kicks Droic in the junk and then screams*

only one person's tongue is allowed down my throat and it isn't yours slappy

[The Moose]

*picks up a rock, and throws at droid*

[droidguy1119]

Lophks lphike I'phe mame mysphelf sphome ememies.

*unsheathes sword, stabs it through Colorado Cajun's gut*

Pain in yhour shide? Let me hpfelp you wphif dat.

*rips out sword to the left, then slices back through to the right, cutting off Colorado Cajun's torso*

[Boone]

*fart*


*runs away laughing*

:D

[Master Chief]

:: Shoots Boone in the back :: :mad:

[_manuel_]

*throws bowling pins at Master Chief*

[Kyle Katarn]

*goes into vamp-face, goes 'Neo' on manuel*

Don't worry, M.C. - us members of the Mirko Federation have to stick together! ;)

[droidguy1119]

*kills everyone in thread with scissor hands*

[Kitty]

*Phases through scissorhands and takes them off of droidguy and uses them to behead him*

[droidguy1119]

*runs away before is beheaded, puts on extra pair of scissorhands*

Grr...bad kitty!

*runs up and stabs Kitty in the side*

[Kitty]

*Gets stabbed in side*
Oh well..its just a scratch :p
*Takes out hammer and hits droidguy in the back of the head with it*

[droidguy1119]

Aaaugh! God dammit, do all girls have hammers and mallets and ****!?

*falls to the ground*

[Kitty]

In my case..I always carry a couple of weapons :p
*Throws hammer on ground beside droidguy and walks away*

[Elizabeth]

*sneaks up behind Kitty and gives her a wedgie :hehe:*

[Kitty]

ow! my ass!
*Gives Elizabeth a noogie and also a wedgie*

[Kyle Katarn]

*thinks of Bender when he hears Kitty yell "Ow, my ass!" Sits down and watches Futurama, defenseless....!*

[Elizabeth]

*Liz pours a bucket of ice down Kyle's back* nIce to see you too :D

[Kyle Katarn]

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :eek:
*just as Kyle recoils, we get to the part in Futurama where Bender the robot tells the snowboarding instructor to "Lick my frozen metal ass!* ;)

[Elizabeth]

I don't think Rob would appreciate it if I did that. ;)
*Liz bounces grapes off Kyle's forehead*

[Kyle Katarn]

Num num - grapes!
*THUNK*
owwww my eye!!!

[Kitty]

*Eats grape and takes out paintball gun and shoots it at Kyle*

[droidguy1119]

*walks in, terminates everyone except...umm...(eenie, meenie, miney, moe)...Kitty*

My misshon ees to protect you.

[_manuel_]

*nukes thread*
*wins*

[droidguy1119]

Naaooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!

*runs in slow motion carrying Kitty away from nuke*

[Kitty]

*Phases droidguy into a bomb shelter with me*
there, i saved your butt
*Kicks him out of the bomb shelter and throws butcher knives at him :twisted:*

[droidguy1119]

What ah you doing? My misshon...es to protect you...

[Highfire]

*throws medium size stones at droidguy*

[Kyle Katarn]

What are you doing?! Medium sized stones are no goog against a Terminator! We need LARGE stones!
*looks*
@#$%(%)!!! We're out of large stones!
......
..Compared to the stones, YOU'RE large.....

*throws Highfire at droidguy* :D

[Kitty]

*Comes from behind and hits Mr. Katarn with the wrench in the library :p*

[cg124]

*waits for kitty*

[Kitty]

*Smacks cg in the back of the head with a large bell*

[cg124]

what? i'm doctor bong remeber, that won't hurt me

[Kitty]

*Kicks "Doctor Bong" in the stomach..and by accident down there :p*

[WDTSF]

i kick dr. bong down there too, but not by accident

[cg124]

ouch my stomach


*looks down there*


geesh how many time do i have to tell ya, this is why i always wear a cup


*tackles kitty to the ground*

[Kitty]

*Phases through cg/gets up off of the ground.*
*Gets club and beats cg with it*

[WDTSF]

*pulls Kitty's hair*

sorry Kitty, but I had to make it interesting:meanie:

[Kitty]

*Smacks WDTSF in the stomach with the club and goes back to beating cg :p*

[Citizen Kane]

*cooks WDTSF*

I was hungry.

[cg124]

ok now that really hurts


*crawls around and finds stale long piece of breadstcik*

*regands control and gets up off feat*

lets battle with my breadstick and your club

[cg124]

*grips bread stick*

Who wants some?

[Kitty]

*Throws club to the side and gets out samurai sword and cuts through the stale long piece of breadstick*
I hope that wasn't compensating for something ;) :p
*Stabs cg in the leg*

[WDTSF]

MWAHAHAHA you didn't cook me- that was my clone!

*gets out machine gun and kills everyone*

Aw geez, now I'm lonely

*shoots self*

Everyone else mysteriously ressurects (except me- I'm out of the fight now:))

[Kitty]

*Phases through bullets*
*looks at WDTSF's bloody corpse*
oh well
*Kicks it to the side and drinks some pepsi*

[cg124]

i wasn't expecting that

*uses bong powers and causes big vibration making kitty drob the sword and fall to the ground*

*picks up sword*

this is for my leg

*stabs kitty in the arm*

*throws away sword*

[Kitty]

ooo that tickles :p

[cg124]

*picks up kitty and kicks here across the room*

[WDTSF]

MWAHAHAHA that wasn't me that killed myself that was another one of my clones!

pulls Kitty's hair again

haha that's the best I got

[Kitty]

*Gets thrown against the wall & passes out*

[cg124]

oh yeah

*does the hustle real quick*

*gets back to fighting stance*

[Boone]

*applies mouth to mouth resesitation to kitty*

Ahhhhwho am I kidding? I'm french kissing her....

[Kitty]

*Wakes up and drains the blood out of boone* :twisted:

[cg124]

you one bad mother man

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Wakes up and drains the blood out of boone* :twisted:

*grabs stake*

[WDTSF]

*grabs kitty's club and whacks boone over the head with it*

now they've both passed out

[WDTSF]

proceeds to knock kitty out again

[cg124]

*grabs sword and slices WDTSF head off*

Now your dead;)

[WDTSF]

damn, I've been killed 4 times

but wait! that was another one of my clones! MWAHAHAHA!

everyone wants to kill me!

*sits in the corner and sobs*

hehe:)

[Boone]

*bites Kitty's ankle*

*stomps on WDTSF big toe*

*flicks cg124's ear*

[The Moose]

*throws a monkey at WDTSF*

[WDTSF]

*trains monkey to be a killing machine*

go kill them, monkey! kill them all!

by the way- the monkey is ONLY loyal to ME!:)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Boone
*bites Kitty's ankle*

*stomps on WDTSF big toe*

*flicks cg124's ear*

ouch that really hurts

*gives boone a weggie*

[WDTSF]

pinches Boone

[Boone]

*fills WDTSF's head with helium*

*watch WDTSF float into the clouds*

[The Moose]

*tells trained octopus to strangle monkey*

and this octopus is loyal to me. HAHHA

[WDTSF]

*tells monkey to cut off octopus's legs/tentacles/whatever*

[Boone]

*throw a cup of hot coffee at cg124*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Boone
*fills WDTSF's head with helium*

*watch WDTSF float into the clouds*

*kicks boone in the butt*

[Corporal Hicks]

:: Sends a facehugger to chase cg124 ::

[WDTSF]

*floats gracefully back down to earth, then proceeds to kick the crap out of boone*

[Boone]

*flatten Moose with a 50lb sledgehammer*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Corporal Hicks
:: Sends a facehugger to chase cg124 ::


since when did you come into the picture;)

*tackles Corporal Hicks into the ground*

[The Moose]

*octopus grabs monkey, and strangles it*

*moose laughs*

HAHAHAH

throws a vegetarian sausage at Kitty

[The Moose]

*fires a cell phone at Boone (ya know, one of the REALLY old ones that weigh a few pounds*

[Boone]

Originally posted by WDTSF
*floats gracefully back down to earth, then proceeds to kick the crap out of boone* Where's the love?

*shoves porcupine down WDTSF's pants*

[WDTSF]

Originally posted by The Moose
*octopus grabs monkey, and strangles it*

*moose laughs*

HAHAHAH

throws a vegetarian sausage at Kitty
wtf the octopus can't grab the monkey the monkey cut off his tentacles!

[WDTSF]

Originally posted by Boone
Where's the love?

*shoves porcupine down WDTSF's pants*
um, ow. you know i'm a girl, right?:)

[Boone]

Originally posted by WDTSF
um, ow. you know i'm a girl, right?:) Oh...my bad dear...

*round house kick upside ya head*

...this is a FIGHTING THREAD! :p

[WDTSF]

*pulls a "Gollum a la ROTK" and bites off boone's finger*

[The Moose]

this octopus grew more tentacles.

*an oliphaunt barges into the room, breaking the walls and roof. olipaunt then sits down, turning Boone into a jelly like substance*

[Boone]

If you look like your avatar... *Plants a big kiss on the lips*....if not...well...*picks up bloody finger and shoves it up your nose*

:D

[WDTSF]

Originally posted by The Moose
this octopus grew more tentacles.
ah yes, how silly of me- i should have known:)

[Boone]

*cuts off a long switch off from a tree out in the back yard*

Who wants an ass whoopin'?

[cg124]

*makes smart ass comment*

I do boone

[The Moose]

yeah. hahah. *a warg charges into room, heading for WDTSF. moose takes WDTSF down, saving her, and lets teh warg eat the substance Boone has been turned into.*

*pulls antelope horn out of pocket, and slashed WDTSF across the leg with it*

[Kyle Katarn]

*gives Boone a Stunner*

The Stone Cold University specializes in Whoop-Ass 101 son! :D

[cg124]

*kicks the moose in the face*

[Boone]

Originally posted by cg124
*makes smart ass comment*

I do boone Okay... *procedes to bust cg124's tail until it's BRIGHT RED!*

[The Moose]

*sneaks up behind cg and pushes him into Boone*

[Boone]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*gives Boone a Stunner*

The Stone Cold University specializes in Whoop-Ass 101 son! :D *Clothslines Kyle & drop kicks him in the junk*

[WDTSF]

*knocks boone and cg's heads together, knocking them out*

[Boone]

*hits moose in the face with a brick*

[WDTSF]

dude, you're knocked out

[cg124]

ouch that really hurt


*knocks head against WDTSF head and knocks all of us out*

[WDTSF]

*breaks chair over boone's head, ensuring knocked-out-ness*

[WDTSF]

I CANNOT BE KNOCKED OUT I HAVE A METAL PLATE IN MY HEAD MWAHAHAHA!!

(not really:))

[The Moose]

*slashes WDTSF across the back with antelope horn, causing copious amounts of blood to pool on the floor, coming from WDTSF's back*

[cg124]

*lays on floor knocked out*

[Boone]

*twisting off WDTSF's head* ensuring death.

[WDTSF]

*cuts off moose's arm*

[WDTSF]

damn people when will you learn? YOU CAN'T KILL ME!

[Boone]

your dead dear...

[WDTSF]

i've been "killed" like 5 times

[Kyle Katarn]

*high pitched voice* Alright....now it's personal!

Time to dust off a move from the RCWA...a little move I call Southern Comfort!

*Kyle stands directly to the left of Boone, holds Boone's left arm across his chest, pulls his hair back, and uses his right leg to sweep Boone's legs out from under him, introducing his head to the ground in a Front Leg Sweep, or otherwise known as the face buster!*

[WDTSF]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*high pitched voice* Alright....now it's personal!
*cuts out kyle's voicebox so i don't have to hear that high pitched screech again*

[WDTSF]

*decapitates boone*

[Boone]

*introduce Kyle to my 44 caliber Smith & Wessen before blowing a nice clean hole into his forehead*

:D

[WDTSF]

lol

[WDTSF]

*magically heals Kyle*

[cg124]

*gets off floor and runs away*

[Boone]

Originally posted by WDTSF
*decapitates boone* *asks WDTSF to give me head* :p

Get it...give me head... :applaud:


:o

[WDTSF]

*castrates boone*

[cg124]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[WDTSF]

hehe:)

[cg124]

that was seriously the only time i have ever laughed out lud while reading something someone posted on a message board. Man i almost had tears in my eyes

[Boone]

On that note....I'm outta here....good night!

*detonates atomic bomb evaporating everyone*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle gets up, groggy...* Ooohhh....just don't give Boone wood!

*funny looks all around at Kyle*

What? See my av? I'm a soddin' vampire! So keep any sharp wooden objects away from me!

[cg124]

*jumps out of thread*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*Kyle gets up, groggy...* Ooohhh....just don't give Boone wood!

*funny looks all around at Kyle*

What? See my av? I'm a soddin' vampire! So keep any sharp wooden objects away from me!
*karate kicks kyle in the back*

[WDTSF]

*after being killed 5 times, finally collaspes and dies*

[The Moose]

*staples Kitty's hands and feet together*

[Kitty]

*Phases through staples, throws stapler to the side and punches the moose in the face a few times*

[cg124]

*jumps back into thread*

*pulls out M16*

*shoots everyone in sight*


*runs away*

[WDTSF]

you know, now that i'm dead, one of you might want to get the gun out of my purse...

[The Moose]

*pulls off face, and smothers Kitty with it*

*puts face back on*

[Kitty]

*Wipes blood off of my face and takes out machine gun and shoots the moose in the chest with it*

[The Moose]

*shows Kevlar vest to kitty*

HAHAH. honestly, ya could come up with something more inventive than a machine gun.

*flings an ink cartridge at Kitty*

[WDTSF]

nobody wants my gun? ok then...

[The Moose]

*picks up purse*

*empties contents into pocket, and puts purse over kitty's head*

[WDTSF]

sorry, i have a mesh purse, with big airholes, so you can't suffocate anyone with it:)

[WDTSF]

kitty, i just did you a big favor!(from the beyond, might i add:))

[Kyle Katarn]

*Bites WDTSF and turns her into a vampire*

Now feel the wrath of the Sire and the Youngling!

*WDTSF gets up and low-blows Kyle*

...OR just the wrath of the youngling!

[Kitty]

*Wipes off ink off of my face with the purse. Takes out another purse filled with bricks and smacks the moose with it*

[droidguy1119]

*goes evil-space rabbit on everyone*

[Kyle Katarn]

*consideres calling bunny-hating Anya to kill the rabbit...then remembers what happened to her*
Bugger... :(

*dial* Hello, Mr. Fudd?

[droidguy1119]

*kills Kyle with evil space-rabbit powers during his phone call*

[Kitty]

*Takes out the holy hand grenade and throws it at the evil space-rabbit, instantly killing it*
*Puts a noose around droidguy's neck and hangs him*

[droidguy1119]

You double-killed me! You killed evil-space-rabbit me and then hung droidguy1119 me! That's not fair!

*double-kills Kitty*

[droidguy1119]

I am the only one who loves this thread enough to keep resurrecting it. :)

*beats up a non-entity in the empty thread*

[Kyle Katarn]

Unhand that non-entity you villian!
*Optic Blasts droidguy* :D

[spiderman_2k]

*Watches Kyle optic blast Droidguy

*Chuckles to himself and sits back munching on an apple...

*Throws the core at Kyles head and ducks behind something...Big.

[droidguy1119]

*picks up something...Big and drops it on Kyle*

It's my non-entity, I'll do what I want!

*finds another apple, alternately eats it and kicks non-entity*

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Aha! Dropping something big on me is one thing....but using your telekinetic powers to throw produce at me??? :mad:
droidguy: Hey, now THAT wasn't...
*ZAKT!*

[droidguy1119]

*severely burned from blast, grabs scissors from spidey and starts jabbing Kyle with them*

You...son...of...a...b...why...isn't...this...work ing...oh, goddamn safety scissors!

*throws them harmlessly away, knees Kyle extremely hard in the crotch*

[spiderman_2k]

Hey my scissors...Chases after his scissors

[UnicornBlood3]

*Laughs because someone took Spidey's scissors*
*trips him before he can catch up with droid*

[spiderman_2k]

*Goes head over heels and rolls into a stack of chairs
*The chairs fall on him
Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Owweeeyyy

*Crawls out from underneath the chairs....

*Looks at Unicorn

*Chucks Droidguy at her
*Takes his scissors back.

[Tardumb]

*sprays everyone with pepperspray*

[UnicornBlood3]

*sees droid coming at her and ducks*
HA!

[spiderman_2k]

Droid is a boomerang CSer...

*Watches Droid turn around and take out Unicorn...:D

[droidguy1119]

I don't like being tossed around!

[spiderman_2k]

Like it or not It's happening....:p

[UnicornBlood3]

Hmm lets see how you like it!
*throws spidey against the wall*

[spiderman_2k]

*Sticks to it...:D
Spider-Man remeber..:)

[droidguy1119]

*zones out*

[UnicornBlood3]

Damn I forgot!
*hits him over the head and knocks him out THEN throws him against the wall*

[spiderman_2k]

Yes that works better...
*Slouches against the wall unconsious.

[jjyj88]

*Slaps spiderman & throws a bucket of cold water on him*

:D

[droidguy1119]

*spins around, bo-bombs jjyj88*

[jjyj88]

*dazed and hurt :confused:, stands up and pulls out a frying pan*

*begins hitting everything in sight*

[jjyj88]

:funny:

Gamgee Style :cool:

[droidguy1119]

*ducks out of the way of jjyj88's frying pan, retailiates with a spatula stab in the stomach, and finishes with a butt-forking*

[stonefaced_1]

*droidguy turns around, and I hit him in the face with a two man kayak, He gets up and I stab him in the stomach with the end of my kayak. He goes down, bleeding and impaled.

[Catshe]

Catshe comes in wagging her finger
*will you 2 stop fighting and make friend's*

[stonefaced_1]

*I take out my lead pipe and bash Cache in the face with it and I say "Make friends with this" Droidguy tries to get up, and he too gets bashed in the face with my lead pipe.*

[Catshe]

stoney does not realise who he has just bashed in the face.
*his worst nightmare*

[stonefaced_1]

*picks up Catche and says "I'm gonna gut you like a fish" takes out his bowie knife and cuts him from belly button to chin. Blood flies everywhere, I stand here waiting a new challenge.*

[JSGD]

*Puts sword in air*

*By the Power of Greyskull!*

*Slaughters everyone.*

[_manuel_]

*smotes JSGD'S avatar*

[redman]

*puts on invisibility cloak and glove slaps manuel*

[_manuel_]

*goes mad*

*becomes more dangerous*
*attacks redman with a whistle and a stick*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*looks at manuel cockeyed*

hmmm

*trips manuel as hes attacking redman, stealing his whistle and stick*

*smiles and wacks manuel across the back of neck*

twoshay.

[droidguy1119]

*karate chops everyone, screams "KARATE CHOP!" like in a bad movie*

[WDTSF]

*takes out machine gun and blows droid's brains out*

pah! i spit on your karate chop

[WDTSF]

aww, now i feel bad lol:)

[droidguy1119]

MY BRAINS!

*stumbles around dumbly*

[droidguy1119]

Originally posted by WDTSF
aww, now i feel bad lol:)

Damn you woman make up your mind

[WDTSF]

*helps droid up*

*kicks droid in the pants*

[droidguy1119]

AND NOW THE PANTS! THAT'S ABOUT HAD IT! I'M IT! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

[WDTSF]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Damn you woman make up your mind
hey i never said i was taking back that blowing-your-brains-out move ;)

[droidguy1119]

You are horrible!

*kicks your pants*

[WDTSF]

i just said i felt bad...but those momentary pangs of guilt passed

[WDTSF]

my pants?

silly, silly boy...

[droidguy1119]

Oh, damn. :(

[WDTSF]

*pulls sledge hammer out of back pocket*

I'm gon' git medieval on yo' ass!

*beats droid over the head with sledge hammer*

say it! SAY IT! SAY YOU'RE MY *****!

[droidguy1119]

"You're my *****! You're my *****..."

[WDTSF]

smart ass...

[droidguy1119]

Oh, I am not, you blew my brains out...

[WDTSF]

oh yeah, that's right...hey how are you not dead?

[droidguy1119]

I do not need brains to live! I'm too smart for that!

[WDTSF]

all right...well i'll make you wish you were dead...

[WDTSF]

*castrates droid*

[droidguy1119]

*dies promptly*

[WDTSF]

yes! YES!! VICTORY!!

[droidguy1119]

*resurrects self with new parts and a bulletproof indestructable cup*

You won't get me again!

*hits you with a...a...a...giant wiffle ball bat*

[WDTSF]

get real...you're saying you would REALLY want to live without certain parts intact?

[droidguy1119]

I said I came back with new ones!

[WDTSF]

you don't just "get" new ones

[droidguy1119]

Sure I do! I went to the New Ones store and got one. And I didn't go for the discount ones either, I splurged on a fancy new one. It juggles and stuff.

[WDTSF]

But what you don't realize is that those "parts" are highly flammable. So if I were to, say..."accidentally" throw a match at you....

[droidguy1119]

MY CUP WILL PROTECT ME!

[WDTSF]

haha, silly boy...don't you know that i doused your cup in gasoline before you put it on?

[droidguy1119]

AAAUGH!

*runs around screaming and trying to smother his flaming crotch*

STOP DROP AND ROLL! DEAR GOD, STOP DROP AND ROLL!

*falls over, flails around*

[WDTSF]

yes! VICTORY!!!

[droidguy1119]

You just keep attacking the one vulnerable spot on my body!

[WDTSF]

well you even said yourself you could live without your brains. so i said to myself "what is the one bodypart he could not live without?"

[droidguy1119]

:( That was a dirty trick...I see it now...the picture's becoming clear...

[WDTSF]

and you died instantly when i castrated you...so obviously it's a successful method

[droidguy1119]

*sigh*

It is impossible for me to live without it...I can't help it.

[WDTSF]

Typical male...

[droidguy1119]

Yes, but...yes, but...

Oh, dammit, I'm a stereotype and there's nothing I can do!

[WDTSF]

It's ok. At least you're normal. I mean, I'd be a little creeped out by a guy who would be totally fine with being castrated.

[droidguy1119]

Well that's good. It's unfortunate you know my weakness, though, and I don't know yours. There's nothing I can threaten you with.

[WDTSF]

Weakness? Pah, I do not believe in weakness.

[droidguy1119]

Dammit. That's just my luck.

[droidguy1119]

Hehehe...*kicks something*

[Catshe]

That was me you ****

[EvilDeadNDN]

droid youre on the right track to be in a world of hurt my friend. thanks to you my dad was blinded by the cream and fell into a woochipper.

and my mother is paralyzed from the neck down, due to the force and velocity in which she was hit by the pie.

calm down muscles.

[Catshe]

*kicks droid guy back*

[droidguy1119]

*paralyzes EvilDeadNDN and throws him in a woodchipper*

:p

*kicks Catshe*

[Catshe]

* kicks droid guy in the vital parts*

[droidguy1119]

*falls over grabbing crotch*

[Catshe]

*leaves her sig why she has the chance*

[EvilDeadNDN]

my ghost will haunt you forever, droid.

hardass.

[Highfire]

*kicks everyone in the shins*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*slaps the hell outta highfire*

[Kitty]

*Takes out metal bat and smacks evildead in back with it..pretty damn hard i might add*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*gets up rubbing back*

what in the HELL do you think youre doing?

*whips out knightstick*

[Kitty]

I know how to use those too
*Instead though, takes out samurai sword and cuts the nightstick in half*
this is fun
*Stabs evildead in the upper thigh with the samurai sword*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*clings to newly stabbed leg*

AHH!! What the hell was that for?!

*pulls machete and slashes kitty in the arm in which shes holding the sword*

bad kitty!

[Kitty]

*Phases through the machete*

you just noticed?

*Swings samurai sword and stops it inches away from evildead's neck. Calms down and throws it to the ground, then uses a martial art move when you hit the person in teh balls. Kitty picks up her sword and smiles*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*drops machete and gropes balls and falls to knees*

you play unfair!

*crawls fast over to kitty and bites her ankles*

ARRGGHH!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by EvilDeadNDN
*drops machete and gropes balls and falls to knees*

you play unfair!

*crawls fast over to kitty and bites her ankles*

ARRGGHH!
*Kicks evildead off of my ankles. Kitty takes out a stun gun and puts it on evildead's buttox, leaving it there as i go to get myself a refreshment*

[EvilDeadNDN]

AHHH!

*latches onto stun gun and throws it off*

You dirty...

*slaps "refreshment" outta kittys hand and then smacks her in the face, backhand style*

[Diablo]

*stabs evil furisoly* (Just kidding :p)

[Kitty]

You son of a b****!

*Grabs fire extinguisher and smacks evildead in the head and the stomach with it*

[EvilDeadNDN]

OUCH! Cripes I try and take it easy on ya and look what you do.

Fine, no more mr. gentleman

*rubs head and pulls out TWO pair of brass knucks and decks kitty right in the teefe*

How do you like THEM apples?

[Kitty]

*Phases through*

They tickled me

*Kitty smiles and takes out a shotgun and pulls the trigger at evildead's forehead*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*my cherry pie splatters all over the wall behind me*

*the self destruct on my shirt denonates the 10lbs of C4 I was wearing and blows kitty to kingdom come*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases to the other room and when the explosion ends comes back in*
*Sees that it's empty, shrugs shoulders, and decides to drive over to Skinny's house to hang out*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*evildeads ghost*

Oh we'll finish this. just you wait.

[Highfire]

*throws peanuts at people*

[EvilDeadNDN]

*slaps you*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Drags thread out from the depths of Hell,then proceds to liqiufy EvilDeadNDN*

[redman]

its been a long time between drinks

*kicks matinee in the shins*

[Mr.Matinee]

*cuts off red's shins*

[_manuel_]

*throws brick at random passerby*

[ruban]

*ducks*